i like it, well, what should i do, each generation has its own interests, i have instagram, my father has a postgram, well, at least i know the limit, otherwise some people post this, here one girl wrote: i won’t talk about the fact that my husband went on a business trip, and i’m home alone, i won’t write about this, otherwise someone else will come to chekhov street, building 20, apartment 73? in the third entrance, fifth floor, and the door wasn’t locked, but i once met a young man, well , we chatted for a couple of days, then he suggested, let’s call on skype, but i’m just confused i applied a mask of burdock oil, well, veduk , can you imagine, i say, let’s call, but without a video, well, i kind of immediately want to show up in all my glory, makeup, hair, okay, it’s calling, girls, when i

clicked on this video, i realized then, well, we sat and chatted, and so as not to waste time, i began to pull out hairs with tweezers, i saw that his pupils were getting wider, well, we chatted further, and i, so that the mask would be absorbed, wrapped a plastic bag around my head. and to prevent oil from flowing into my ears, i inserted ear sticks there, he didn’t he sees, i look, the man is completely askew, then she says to him: do you happen to sniff bf glue, it’s kind of strange, i say, i had a whole story with bf glue in the south, in sochi on the beach, i cut my leg, the patch doesn’t stay on , then i remembered, there is a special bf glue that heals such wounds...

i went to the pharmacy, and my friend had an upset stomach, screaming: buy me something, at the pharmacy i said: do you have anything? the doctor says: everything has been taken apart, i say: is there a label? well, they are just like that, some kind of fools. young man, can i also ask you a provocative question: tell me, are you by any chance a sleepwalker? says: no, why are you asking? yes, i had one acquaintance, as it turned out, a sleepwalker, who somehow stayed overnight , and suddenly, in the morning, for no apparent reason, he began to spank me from behind, well, around the globe , then in the western hemisphere, then in the eastern, but i turn around like that, and in my sleep he says to me: give me the left watermelon, he’ll call,

well, they giggled, he began to tell me his cases, and i, so that the mask would be better absorbed, put children’s tights on my head, my legs are hanging down, i’m sitting there, scratching my head, and i see that the man’s jaw is jammed, then he asks, tell me, does anyone give you advice on clothing style? who do you dress with? i wanted to say, my dear, who woke up? i restrained myself, i said, well , what are we all about me, tell me about yourself, well, he began to rub it into me about his work, and in order not to waste time, i decided to do a stretching exercise, took it and threw my legs over my head.

the man coughed, he said, i need to drink some water, i think while he’s gone, i’ll do an exercise to increase blood circulation, i need to reach the tip of my nose with my tongue, bring my eyes to the bridge of my nose, when i brought it together for the fifth time, i look, he is looking at me point-blank. he says with horror: are any of the doctors watching you? i say , of course, i need eye to eye, i bought myself foot gel here, horsepower, i couldn’t get home for 2 days, i skipped, i was like, i was washing the washing machine on the floor.” he says, maybe tomorrow

evening we’ll go somewhere and sit, what time do you work until? i say, well, now until 6:00, we laughed, he says, only there in the cafe the dress code is strict, with tights on your head they don’t let me in, girls, i have my whole life before my eyes, of course i immediately jumped out of skype, he calls back, laughs, says, well, forgive me for not saying right away... about the video, but i, when i saw you for the first time i saw it, for some reason i thought, yes , you can’t save the world with beauty, but on the other hand, there are a lot of beauties, and there’s only one like that with tights on her head and turundas in her ears,

excuse me, what happened to your eyes, i i say, but as in the song, fate brought us together, fate brought us together, six months together, everything is fine, he is vacuuming, out of harm’s way, sergey grobotenko, hold on, it takes time, you won’t be able to operate anymore, what are you doing?

what’s hurting me, and i’ll find it now, the cat is in pain, the dog is in pain, my boss is not in pain, i want a divorce, oleg mikhailovich, let’s meet, from time to time, in what sense, kreposovsky from tuesday on rtr, you. .. we are at the television center on shabolovka, here is the evening of the poet nikolai nikolaevich dobronravov. and his melody is with us, alexandra nikolaevna pakhnutova. the earth was empty without him. hope is

my earthly compass, and luck is my reward. laughed under the wing of the plane, sings about something green sea, friends, thank you so much, your tenderness, i will love nikolai dabronravov’s evening on january 7 on rtr.

tough as you know how, they make a saint out of her without us, my son is never rude to anyone, my dima is always the truth, we need publicity, we can’t handle it ourselves, i’m a lawyer, i found out about you and couldn’t pass by, we have a big one ahead of us work, it’s your own fault, you’re a celebrity now, i didn’t want such popularity for myself, from january 9 on rtr. we will tell you everything about the elections in russia in detail, it’s not difficult to understand them, it’s important, honest conveniently, like voting on a smartphone, early on sunday morning during the absolute parade

, my grandfather shouted: “people, get up, let’s all go vote.” and my sleepy mom said, let’s choose remotely. dad supported, yawning, electronically choosing, he said. grandma and grandpa, i , father, will go with you , but our generation loves paper ballots, but the young generation is electronically modern, i am progress, not an opponent, hold my granddaughter’s alarm clock, that ’s all... everything is quite reasonable, it can be done remotely, we’ll go with you, choose your mother the old fashioned way, using our usual methods, at the site, as usual, choosing in the country is free, important, honestly convenient, it’s easy and pleasant for me to introduce the next participant in our today’s program, because this is my personal friend, we once finished with her. japanese language courses, i went to work on the stage, and she worked for 30 years with

a translator, with the japanese, which means she worked very well, and she knew the japanese language so much, and today she knows that sometimes she knows a word in japanese, but doesn’t know , how does it sound in russian, all sorts of funny stories come knocking on her door, she once told me said that she taught the japanese to sing , which means russian songs, the japanese sang like this: “pusigut neu kruse, pisifody po ruza, well , that’s what she was learning, they sang like that , of course, there was a lot of comic stuff there - you know, she generally worked as a translator, didn’t think about some kind of career - poetry, well, in the eighties, she suddenly began writing poetry, she started with congratulations, she wrote poems for friends’ birthdays, i even have poems that she wrote to me, you know, she to his friend, galina for borisovna volchik, i wrote for her anniversary..." a whole series of different poetic, well, songs, well-known melodies, and

yuri visbor, her neighbor in the house, helped her in this, no more, no less, then i couldn’t even think that after a certain number of years, not very many, she will become the most productive writer of lyrics for songs, today, well, there is not a single good artist, great, wonderful singer of any kind who would not sing her song, i won’t even list, because it will take a lot... only me, i would start by saying that you ask me any questions, except one, i

always start like that, what do you think, what question do i not like, it’s not clear what to hide, but about age, ask louder, how old are you, it’s different for me every year, who came up with these damn numbers so that they would count the years, fly up, i... in a rapid elevator, and now i’m walking slowly down. i have been to many passes, i was able to conquer many peaks, there are many scars left in my soul, from loved ones and unfaithful men, but counting years is not a fun thing, then explain why count them, that’s all the body that has still matured remembers, but the heart knows how to love and suffer, maybe it seems, or maybe it’s true, it’s quite pleasant for me to walk from the mountain, and men’s fleeting glances sometimes freeze on me , i walked around all the underwater reefs, swam out without drowning anyone who came up with these

damn numbers, i would like to look at that one, but no matter how many numbers we have, we still remember that time when we were once 18, 19 years old, the sun was pouring after us, and we wanted to kiss the saxophone in the evenings. full of passion, that distant wonderful dream was called simply happiness, they were young and happy, in that immemorial year, the girls were all beautiful and the bird cherry trees were all in bloom, either leninka or milka lived in our yard , she drove all the guys crazy, everyone fell in love with her, passionately, and a gramophone record was crying about love, and the blood was driving through our veins, either milka or ninka, we drank beer and... were crazy about freedom, we were somewhere far away, our future years, what would happen there, but while we

were all young, by the way, a curl came out , the one that i don’t remember the name, were young and happy, in that immemorial year, there were all the girls beautiful and the bird cherry is all in bloom. years pass, disappearing into infinity, no matter how hard you try, gray hair spoils things, how good it is that we are all together this evening, it is important for me to know that i am not alone in the world, wish me

, guys, to be healthy and rich. so that sorrows and anxieties pass by, our friendship, our brotherhood, this is the main wealth, i want you to be with me for a long, long time, i want you to be with me for a long, long time. the age of yuma has long since left us, we could have been friendlier than a mirror, no one has yet i haven’t come up with such a way to make our youth endless, wish me, guys,

to be healthy and rich, so that there is no sadness and anxiety. passed by our friendship, our brotherhood , this is the main wealth, i want you to be next to me for a long, long time, i want you to be next to me for a long, long time, oh, wish me, guys, to be healthy and rich, so that sorrows and anxieties pass by, our friendship, our brotherhood, this is the main thing, wealth, i want you to be with me for a long, long time, i want you to be with me for a long, long time,

thanks a lot! in ninety-eight , we celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of mikhail zadorny, it took place at the pop theater, one artist performed there a parody that i wrote especially for this day, for this artist, he performed a parody of zadorny and was a very good success, it was there that this phrase was established " well, stupid,” which you then fervently and stubbornly pronounce it like that. which means, keeping in mind the americans, and you know, it so happened that we recently held an evening in memory of mikhail zadorov at the house of writers, and this artist performed this parody again, and you know, it’s as if it were new, as if so many years had not passed, over the years he has added a lot of different parodies, it turned out to be a very nice number,

which he will show you today, you know this artist , because he was some kind of... for quite a long time he portrayed a dark-skinned man on stage, that means a man in a stocking, remember there was such an artist, but that means he portrayed a black man and finished the game, he had a grandson, a black child, just like that, whom he loves very much, and he i even once performed with him, and it worked out very well, so, meet him , honored artist of russia, nikolai lukinsky. let's fantasize a little, let's fantasize about our future, only i will predict not with my own voice, but with the voices of the most famous popular personalities, and the first to tell about his plans today is once again your favorite , people's artist of russia, lev leshchenko, welcome, dear, dear , native land, oh,

old man, and i... decided to sing other people’s songs, i’ll take some glucose, a relevant song, dance russia, cry europe, but i have the most, the most, the most beautiful, no, oops, this is not about me, you need to offer philip, i ’ll take it from gazmanov, remember gazmanov? sang, today i’m not the same as yesterday, oh, old man, yesterday i was nothing at all, yes, we went to this restaurant as a distillery.

i decided to stop with parodies, it’s better to go to advertising, advertise the bank, what about gormash, 4% per annum, kidney bank, and this seryoga

forgot his last name, no hands, yes, 17% per annum, social security bank, i have 100% per annum. gopstop bank, why are you clapping, bring the money, no who wants it, then i’ll go advertise ice cream, it’s a freebie, you’re sitting, eating ice cream for money, yes, you’ll come with me , he agreed, we’re sitting next to each other, eating ice cream, you lick it, i bite it, work, yes, that’s one phrase for you. i must say, please your taste buds, supported the girl, she’s sitting, come on, let’s go to the whole hall, why

didn’t you agree, we’re sitting next to each other, yes, i’m happy for my , oh, taste buds. you’re yours, if you want, we can exchange ice creams, my ice cream is already making yours happy, something’s wrong, no, well, this advertisement i’d rather continue doing parodies, a fun life awaits you and me, and let’s go and please our taste buds, let’s go. the next predictor, popular tv presenter, dmitry debrov. good evening, dear friends. the game welcomes you, those who

want to sleep are now daydreaming. the game welcomes you, who wants to sleep with a pensioner, i see there is someone who wants to. there is only one question on the agenda: what awaits my program, and four answer options: a kayuku, b, kirdyko, c dead end and the option complete, correctly success, which i and i predict, dear tv viewers. the next predictor is my friend the joke teller igor momenko. good evening. i won’t make

predictions; i’ll tell you a couple of jokes about fortune tellers. when i told these jokes in jurmali, the audience did not go wild. a man comes to see a fortune teller, a real fortune teller, a black eye , apparently someone had a bad fortune yesterday, her hair looks like a woman ’s, it says aeroflot, and what’s the fuss, it looks like she just landed on it, the guy came in, didn’t have time to say anything, the fortune teller started doing , such hand passes, says keep quiet, i i’ll tell you everything about you, you are the father of two children, the man interrupts her and... in the smoke room

one says to the other: “valera, i want to make you a sincere, intimate confession. valera instantly sobered up. nikolai is listening to you.” nikolai says: “valera, lately nothing has worked out for me with women.” valera got drunk again. well , i was happy, i thought he was losing a friend. oh, i found something to worry about, i’ll teach you. here in our house there lives a fortune teller famous throughout the city, go to her, she will help you. nikolai says: “vanera, i visited her four times with her too it doesn’t work." thank you, in the center of a huge

square it’s worth predicting. a brother went to his sister on a black horse in the izmailovsky desk to tell his sister to borrow some money, be stunned, guys, what awaits you and me, depending on what girls will be nearby, oh, that’s all for me i don’t like it, neither the face nor the skin, the breasts are small, who is it with such small ones, semyonovich. i’m stunned, i need

to go to the ophthalmologist, oh, she’s pretty, everything about her is like that, tsakh-tsakh-tsakh-tsakh, tsakh-tsakh, who is lion izmailov, amazing, i thought dubovitskaya, oh, this is cute, here, here on, here on. hairstyle like a billiard ball , lukinsky, amazing, i thought kolobokh, but if lukinsky is nearby, everything will be amazing,

yes, well, the promised parody: what they are like abroad, everyone is stupid, the british are terribly stupid, i’ve been in england for 2 weeks i travel a lot , i visit different countries, lived. i spoke to them in english for 2 weeks, at least no one would understand, but the tops in america are even dumber, in america leon and i are riding in the elevator, an american woman comes in, looking so proud, there is zero attention to us, as if we were never on tv i haven't seen it myself faces, no skin, i tell leon, how

scary are these american women? look at this pure monkey, suddenly she says, you yourself are a monkey, a goat, i say, i don’t understand, he’s a goat or a monkey, she says, he’s a goat, you’re a monkey , but the stupid people in germany are still getting dumber, with lyon in germany we went to finnish sauna, but the top ones in germany are finnish saunas. but stupid, i’m the dumbest in mongolia, the mongolian is sitting on a horse, i ask leon if it’s a horse or a mare, he says: come in from behind, it says, quietly, he dares early, take a breath, you’re about to burst with laughter, dial air and don’t let the air out of you, lyon says: come in behind, it says, i went to read, quietly, quietly, i went to read

when this beast hits me with its hoof, i lie there and think why i went, it’s still in mongolian i can't read. they are stupid , you have never had such a talented class before, the stars will feel like schoolchildren again, can i, to choose the brightest teacher of the year, svetlana will have to become a wire for a light bulb , whoever loses the color, i will help, and by the way, i’m not bad guide, even complex tasks shoulder, if... the country should know the name of the best, i wish success to this magnificent seven teachers, cool topic, premiere

today on rtr. the kamchatka peninsula is one of the most environmentally friendly places on the planet. the nature of kamchatka is unique: geysers, hot springs, glaciers, giant faults, lakes, but the main pride of kamchatka is the volcanoes. ice, stone. fire-breathing giants. the most powerful of them are included in the klyuchevskaya group. the majestic klyuchevskaya sopka is the highest active volcano on

the eurasian continent. volcanoes of kamchatka - world natural heritage site. here it has been preserved in its pristine purity. natural life of the kamchatka peninsula. the result of the audience vote, the favorite of our show is lelit. the mystery of lelit will be solved. the closer you are to the truth, the more terrible it is for me to find out what really happened to oleg. this may be our last meeting, because they almost proved your guilt, or my innocence.

sometimes the best way to forget someone is to see them again. why is everything so crooked in life? tell me about your life. a fairy tale based on real events.

golden. january 6 on rtr. now a completely unique artist will appear on stage. actually. he was the fortieth artist, i met him at nikolai lukinsky’s birthday party, kolya told me a long time ago that she has such a friend, he’s so humorous, he tells jokes, it’s just about laughing, so at the birthday party i see this guy who is so lukinsky praised, he sat the whole evening, did not beg a single word and never smiled, when we parted, i told him: “you’re a good guy, you only have one drawback, you talk all the time, you don’t let anyone say a word , finally he smiled for the first time all evening, i realized that there is still humor, you know, he tells some jokes with a completely serious face, he also makes monologues with the same face, i must tell you that

today he is one of the most sought-after artists, if not the most sought-after artist in our genre, i believe that he is a worthy successor, a worthy heir to yuri vladimirovich nikulin, also a circus performer. the artist who became our best comedian, meet him, igor momenko. stands incomprehensibly drunk, a girl comes up, olenka, little one, that uncle nikodim, how are you, sreso, i’m a girl, normal things, she decided to play with him, so she put her finger in the nose, poked him like that, ran away, he saw her off.

broke, damn it, thank you, a deaf-mute person comes to the pharmacy, the pharmacy has just opened, no one has spoiled anyone’s mood yet, and the young saleswoman, a woman, i listen to you, he says to her: i don’t understand, will you show the curran as a prize or in stock or write with a pen, so i don’t understand, natasha, can you, natasha comes over, ask me, what do you want, comrade, what is this? i don’t know, zhanna, can i have you? within half an hour, eight of these saleswomen gathered.

the head of the family, a young father , returns from a business trip, hasn’t been home for a month and a half, missed his wife, naturally, he goes into the house, and the house is so unattractive, crooked, there hasn’t been a renovation for a long time, there has never been one at all, he went into the house, his wife’s eyes shooting, bored, children sitting, eating, everything is fine in the house, everything is in order, prosperity full, and he winked at his wife there, they went to the bedroom, such an improvised bedroom

, a conventional bedroom, let’s say, only the curtain was like that, the curtain was closed, and let them flare up, the flame of passion flared up, a volcano of love, they give a blackbird there that everything is crumbling, sand fell from somewhere, the glass cracked and a star fell on the children , the baseboard came unstuck, well, in short there is shaking, a mini earthquake, in the midst of it, the smallest one pulls back the curtain, dad, mom, i 'm sorry, while you do one, three kill, ivan tsarevich walks along the lake and sees a frog sitting, he is a toad, suddenly she says in a human voice: “ivanushka, take me in your arms, chatting, took me in your hand, why, throw me into the cold.” he hits the ground , she turns into a princess of extraordinary beauty

, they fell in love for quite a long time, after which she says: take me in your arms, he took her, why, throw me into the winter, again turned into a frog, he is a convenient thing, thank you . i had a friend like this, mikhail tanevich, well, you all know him as a wonderful songwriter, and i also knew him as a uniquely witty person , he and the driver wrote a song, but the white light came together like a wedge for you, i say: mikhail sayavich, and how you and the driver wrote this song, he says: “you understand, it was the driver who came up with the line, the white light came out like a wedge on you, and i just suggested repeating it three times.” when i... had an anniversary, he sent me a telegram, he couldn’t be there, he

was sick, couldn’t come, he sent a telegram: leon, you joined such an interesting men’s the age when you still want something, but it’s no longer so embarrassing when nothing works out, that’s what the dance was like, now i’ll invite the stage of a man who, like me, was friends with mikhail isaevich tanich, and the singer is amazing in my opinion , i love him very much, i once traveled with him a lot, it even says in my work book that i am... a theater artist, here are the songs directed by this most wonderful artist, tours with him were always wonderful, full houses , a sea of ​​flowers, some banquets, then, to which he always took me with him, because in general he is a man of such a broad soul, a kind man, not only did he sing well, but he was also handsome, you know, there was always a queue lined up for him, well, 50, 100 people at a time, women, who wanted to get autographs from him, i must say that in addition to being good, wonderful, even,

i would say, he sings, he is also a person with humor, knows a lot of jokes, tells as well as any comedian, i will tell this one especially for him a small, short anecdote, it means that the wife says: i want to go get a job to work, my husband says: you're going to cheat on me , well, let's try, what if not, i must say that i've known him for 45 years, i've never heard him raise his voice to anyone, when he sings, his voice sounds beautiful, and you will see this once again today, people’s artist of russia, lev leshchenko! drop by drop, by gram, by crumb, piece by piece they collected with you, ordinary happiness, from the cold, warmed in the palms, afraid to breathe on it, drop by drop, by gram, by day, by minute, they saved up for our

good morning, flew towards him at midnight carriage. dreaming of hugging him, i so wanted to embrace the world with goodness, so good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night, to everyone who cannot live without loving, to everyone who wants to share goodness, good morning, good afternoon. good evening, good night, to everyone who cannot live without loving, to everyone who shares goodness, wants to,

dripped a program by word by look, sculpted love, in the leaf fall season at four. hands, it turns out better, spread the wings of dreams, drop a little grain at a time, we connected our halves, laughed in the face, flying clouds, but they believed only in their hearts, the kindest sincere hearts, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night, to everyone who cannot live without loving, to everyone who wants to share goodness, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good nights, to everyone who

cannot live without loving, to everyone who shares goodness. so good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night, to everyone who cannot live without loving, to everyone who shares goodness, wants to.

we need to have joy in our hearts so that we really perceive what we are experiencing as an important spiritual event, in order to accept the grace of god, in order to accept a miracle, you need to be prepared for it. now is a special time, russia has gained spiritual strength, we are talking about eternal values, and the implementation of these values. and enriches a person with what is non-perishable, which largely determines such an important concept as human happiness.

“i can’t pay for your apartment anymore, sorry, suit, dignity must be internal, dmitry dyuzhev, i need an inspector, oh, instructor, i’m coming to your servants, is also going to get a divorce, andrei urgant, they themselves must learn from their mistakes, natalya varley, get up, go change your life, you can do anything, i said, aunt lucy, your aunt. lucy january 7 on rtr, it is impossible

for everyone to love us, but it is very possible and necessary for us to love everyone, mentor, next to him you were like, well, on the eve of heaven, if not in heaven.

premiere of the documentary on january 7 on rtr, i’m already tired of these showdowns, scandals, let’s get a divorce, premiere on rtr, if you leave me, i’ll kill you, just kidding, i’m tight corporeal. kindness to his wife margarita gracheva is based on real events, what happened to my daughter, she is now being operated on, i need an exclusive, and let’s be as tough as you can without sentimentality, they are making a saint out of her without us, my son is never rude to anyone, my dima is always true, we need a peephole, we can’t handle it on our own, i’m a lawyer, i found out about you and couldn’t get through. we have a lot of work ahead of us, it’s your own fault, you are now a celebrity, i didn’t

want such popularity for myself, from january 9 on rtr. hello on the russia tv channel. studio denis polanchukov and most importantly by this hour. ukrainian fighters retreated to a number of positions near artyomovsk. the asu firing points are being suppressed by our paratroopers and artillerymen. new attacks on... by ukrainian neo-nazis, more than thirty cars were damaged, windows were broken in houses, there were casualties, residents.