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tv   Sklifosovskii  RUSSIA1  January 6, 2024 4:10am-5:16am MSK

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we had this uncle seryozhe storosh there, he always dressed up as santa claus for the new year, he himself was disabled without a leg, he was such a one-legged santa claus, he gave gifts to everyone, he made lollipops himself, he gave them to everyone, both to teachers and to us as children, whoever doesn’t have a bloated stomach will get some candy, we were laughing, but i didn’t bring any candy for you, maybe let’s go, is it somehow easier for two of us? the snow maiden will sing you a new song , let's go, otherwise not white snow is spinning, then in snowy january, fairy tale birds fly in and change the calendar, oh, what will happen, oh, what will be, charlons flies from heaven.
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i understand how she’s going, right? these are the details, i wrote you an excellent review, i am very grateful to you, thank you, well, thank you, ninochka, where is vladik, mom? don’t worry, everything is fine, he’s in the kitchen, hello, hello, the staircase is already ready, now you’ll attach it here , in this place, got it, oh, hello, good afternoon, hello, so what? i need the address of one passenger, he left his dog here, she will wait until the last minute, because you are family to her, palma, today on rtr.
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“it’s impossible for everyone to love us, but it’s very possible and necessary for us to love everyone, mentor, next to him you were like, well, on the eve of heaven, if not in heaven, it feels like he was waiting for you all his life, here are the meetings with you, ascetic , my father himself spoke, he never prayed anywhere, so much as..."
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svetlana himself, i'll drop by here for a minute, here on the way, a friend asked his son to congratulate him, he can't be in the world right now, uh, let's let's congratulate together, together, actually it would be nice, but they don't expect us there, we have to give some warning, but... a surprise phone call? no, it’s better not a surprise, let’s better, call them, tell them that we’re there, i don’t know, from some house committee, it’s an amazing idea, give me the phone, of course, i’ll call and tell them everything, okay, better not, let’s telephone, what
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are you talking about, yes, we won’t be visiting you for long, so what if we didn’t expect such a surprise for any child ? thank you happy new year, happy new year. oh, what will happen, oh, what will happen, the charluna flies with you, the new year brings people, hello, well wonderful, everything is very precise, come on in, come on in, grandfather frost, why
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are you so servile, mother, the house committee sent you, that’s good, hello, the most wonderful boy in the whole world from apartment three, oh, snow maiden, and i’m here for you. .. yes, hello, hello, what's your name? petya, petya, meet santa claus , hello, petya, well, let's go, i 'll show you the tree, grandma, mom, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's see, my tree is beautiful, oh, so fluffy, very beautiful, you what class are you in? yes, he's not at school yet, he finishing kindergarten. can you draw? yes, your drawings? yes, grandpa, look how he drew you. wow, good, good, great, you learned to draw, and you know, he
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never wanted to draw before, he was afraid to even draw. i don't believe he couldn't be afraid. her wheels are broken, her mother can’t fix it, we left her at the dacha, of course, my god, okay, but you prepared a new poem for kodi, and you learned it yesterday, well, read it, yes, listen, that... and the flags, no nuts grow in gold paper, these flags and balls grow today, on the day of the soviet creation, on
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new year's holiday, in the cities of my country, in the villages and towns, so many lights flashed on the merry christmas trees, well done! petya, just wonderful, very good, petya, petenka, i read it, well , wonderful, now say goodbye to the guests, well , mom, it’s time for them to leave, petya. mom, well, grandma, let's go, petenka, let's go, santa claus, well, mom, i want to stay. goodbye, santa claus, come again, mom, close the door, and don’t be ashamed, and you also tricked the girl into this stupid masquerade, what are you doing?
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for a person, it’s impossible to talk to you about anything, don’t you understand that your visits are just extra stress for the child, apparently it’s my fault that i... please tell him thank you that the weather in your homeland in the spring is not silently they hit the shore, infused water on the flowers
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, they drink from the eight lakes of the valley, autumn will bring a golden summer, the forest will crumble, the flat leaf of the heart will be the first to wrinkle. “he will open the paths, the ones that i remember, remember, i can’t reach those lakes on a long road, now at the start of the day, i shout to you, and you don’t hear, the wind, bring my s...”
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sorry, i can’t, then take me to the theater, otherwise i’ll be late for the rehearsal. okay, well, thank you very much again, please take your things back, happy new year. and to you too, happy new year,
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guys!
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i got black peas , well done, there will definitely be a barbecue, there will be a salad, a miracle of the century , not a salad, i have no doubt that the table will be good, wait a minute, i’ll be late, i still need to change clothes, seedlings will be delivered for lunch, so it’s great to have time, what’s the point of digging with a whole shovel, well, of course, the ground is frozen, we won’t be able to make it in time for lunch, it’s frozen , we won’t have time to plant oak trees, a la linden trees, but under the oak trees we need 80 meters, well, thank you, kuzmich, i explained, thank you, the question is, what kind of apple trees, what about apples?
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nonsense, complete nonsense, so i look at you and see that you have absolutely no idea what you are playing, why are you playing it?
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happy new year to you too, how are you? great, yes, but what are we doing on this new year's eve? let's go for a visit, we go for a visit with you, i go for a visit, oh, you go for a visit, without me, you understand correctly, so what well, that's interesting.
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this is my wife marina, and this is tamara, my new boss, now very pleasant, sovsky, from tuesday on rtr, my melody,
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that you don’t have another woman, i don’t have another woman, oleg, who am i to you? i don’t know how you could drag her into our house? yes , you betrayed your mother, yes, you betrayed us all? when the ice in your heart melts, i’m there, when
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the time comes, start all over again, are you lost?
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did you call santa claus? by
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the way, the children are waiting for gifts. oh, you came, how wonderful, oh, how wonderful, please come here, here here, come on in, oh, so, well, where is the nazca, olechka, and where are the children, they are not there, you see, it so happened that my sister got tickets to the circus.
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there are a lot of children, a lot of orders , and you have to work there, i understand, but i love the new year so much, i was waiting for you so much, i set a special table for you, and baked a cake, well, grandfather frost, snow maiden, i love you so much, but today is the new year, i won’t keep you long, but you will forgive me, i confess to you, i don’t even have children, i called for myself, i understand that this is stupid, please stay, i really appreciate you i beg. well please stay, i, i won’t keep you long, excuse me, what’s your name, i’m
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svetlana ivanovna, mm, great, and this is svetlana aleksanovna, i’ll have the happiest new year between the two svetlanas, that’s it, please come to the table, oh, thank you big, please come here, here, thank you, thank you, here, oh, what a beautiful table, did you say, cake? no, thank you, no, you don’t want to, oh, can i have a pretzel, yes, i can have a pretzel , i see, this is apple cider, delicious stuff, what is this, this is cider, unfortunately, i’m driving, some tea, if possible, now some tea, so what? with you, you play, yes, yes, i’m learning from a manual, maybe she’s a little upset? okay, yes, happy new year, oh yes, of course, happy new year, happy new year,
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circles on the water, a candle without a fire, why do i remember, where is home for you, where is home for me, don’t you know? i don’t know, the rain will swirl, the snow will fall, midnight will part, and what they say, saying goodbye forever, you don’t remember, i don’t remember. i’ll open my palm, they’ll cool down in a handful, the years are in vain, then let go, let go completely, think up
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freedom, winter rushes in on gold, and the leaves not to fall, our sadness... and memory, and memory. the only time, forgetting about the trouble, i hope for a miracle, click. i’ll leave, you’ll leave and leave, you’ll forget, i’ll forget, a candle without a fire, circles on the water, open doors, you can’t survive
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anywhere without me, i don’t believe it, i don’t believe it! and now dashenka will tell santa claus poems, yes dasha, we’ll tell you about the shark , we’ll tell you, yes, come on, here’s a doodle shark , come on, here’s a doodle shark, it’s opened its mouth, you kokule, doodle, don’t you want to get right into the mouth , we are a shark-kraakul, we are a shark, kraakulak. scared with my fist
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the shark drowned out of fear, the shark served you right, well done, we know how to recite poetry very well, and it’s clear that it’s good, and mashenka wanted to get something for the new year, like a doll, a doll, and we have a doll, grandfather frost, for mashenka, we ’ll see now, i like a good coon. it looks like mashenka, but mashenka, grow up big , be smart, make mom and dad happy, it’s good to say, thank you, wow, we need to hurry, otherwise we won’t have to celebrate the new year in the car, we’ll be in time, there’s only one left apartment and that’s it, well, you probably need to get ready, set the table, i’m going to see friends,
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but... good company, there are interesting people, uh-huh, i understand, i understand, why does this happen to us, every time the last ones are in the apartment on the top floor and the elevator is definitely not working, luck. finally arrived, well, santa claus, got ready , doesn’t open, maybe they don’t hear something , there’s a path in the garden, my sweet one, berry, raspberry, raspberry picking, let’s go to the garden, let’s go to the garden, let’s go to the garden, there’s a whole carnival, where are we with
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so many gifts? we'll come up with something, so we’ll do a round dance, yes, come on, give me your hands, just like the little darling, let’s go, let’s start, let’s start, let’s start, let’s sunshine...
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huh! well, that’s it, we’re tired, i see, yes, in three more apartments we could go to the dance, we could go to the dance, the only thing i like to do in any state, even in this condition, yes, yeah, well, why is he interfering, you dance, there is no music, music, yeah. which one is needed? amazing, amazing, okay, what rhythm? magical, one two, three will arrange, arrange
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, one two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, pam, pa-pa-pam, pa-pam, pa-pa-pam, parara, pabam, pam, pa-pa-pam. “i just fell into a fairy tale with you, i liked it , yes, very much, just next year i’ll ask santa claus again, will you take it? well, yes, you will forget everything, of course, svetlana, i never forgot, well, yes, that’s it, now home,
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they dropped me off at the metro, no, svetlanovi." i’ll take you home, take me to the metro, otherwise it’s late, buy champagne, flowers are probably waiting for you somewhere, you’ve persuaded me, champagne flowers, i’ll buy them. yes, yes, i’m leaving in 10 minutes, okay,
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i understand, i’m running, running, that’s it, lizaveta, the more you talk, the longer i won’t come out, i’ll take it as agreed, i’m a little tired. hello, have you called the snow maiden? hello, have you called the snow maiden? hello, did you call for the snow maiden? yes, please,
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you don’t have a fountain pen, please, thank you, happy new year to you, with new happiness.
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yes, i came, well, say hi, i’m not coming. tell me i'm sick. fox, yes, i kiss you, happy new year, all the best, bye.
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far away, i don’t know, there’s a ski resort somewhere, they say it’s not far, about 10 kilometers to walk, sit down. what's true about the ski lodge? true, but
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where are the skis? i don't know how to ride? let's teach you what you do? am i a screenwriter, a writer? something like that, sanya, vanya, and you see me , they called a wedding there, you saw the car, it’s a rarity, they wanted a wedding in retro style, the groom will go in it, what’s the point of celebrating a new year’s wedding? i think you can’t combine dates. citizens, passengers, fasten your seat belts, we are entering the turbulence zone. listen, nastya, maybe it’s not necessary, there’s ice on the road, i want to live, i have to, i don’t bite, i have to fuck me like before i die, you can’t breathe, you fools, what about alone? yes, i’m going to work, i need to write a script about the new year, so i’m going closer to nature, it’s also work for me. what to do there, sit
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there, finish writing, but you can feel the influence of igor on our friend, but she has become such a coward, don’t be afraid, nick, i’m scared, now you’re a miracle , nikosya will end the wedding, you saw, she overtook her shoes, but i’m poisoning , fools, no, although there are three shoes, oh, look, there’s that pink panther again, you want shoulder straps, yes, what agility, nastiness, nastiness, i love you. no need to chase, do you hear, nika, hush, don’t disturb me, well hold on, elvis presley, no, guys , everything is generally fine with you, now , no one has ever overtaken me, ha, well, well, i got lost on the road, just, yeah, impudent faces, oh, they could have let the girls through, i’m asking you
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, don’t rush, okay , let them go as fast as you think, let’s go already, nastya, well, be careful, well , i’m... it’s not a shame at all , the people who come in will say thank you, this is your way of meeting girls, yeah, uh, christmas tree-sticks, what is it, the turn is over, i’ll check now. van, please sit behind the wheel, gazani, what, gazani, okay, that's it, off the beaten path, we've arrived,
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listen, you, this is just hooliganism, people like... in general you shouldn’t be allowed to drive, but it wasn’t me who was driving, it’s people like you who have accidents on the road, i actually sympathize with your wife from the bottom of my heart, so tell her my condolences, nikulya, my congratulations, you are on top as always, and my advice to you is, tear up your license, racer, try to break them yourself. well, did you do it? no, we ordered your entire sports and fitness complex, but there is no water in the pool, not to mention the solarium. the availability of water in the pool is not indicated in agreement, my dear, you understand , the fact is that our boy is getting married, this is a wedding, it
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happens only once in a lifetime, well, why be so categorical, my friend, for example, got married three times and, judging by her behavior, this is not limit. i’ve lost my head, get out of here, i’ve lost my head, come back later, i’ll move you to another room, with a jacuzzi, let’s go, you see, i’ve decided everything, well again, i’ve lost my head, maybe yesterday, yesterday, how can you remember , what happened yesterday, an alcoholic, what an alcoholic, well, if you were a drunkard, yesterday you hid your head in the closet, look, today, to be sure, look here, yes, yes, here is the groom, and this is the bride, look, don’t mix it up, it’s cute, although if you look closely, nothing special, her groom is handsome, her father is a businessman, he probably lives all over the country sold, you’re the only one with us
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, neither the seller nor the buyer, for myrrh, god, with scrambled eggs, don’t confuse them while they were trading their homeland here, by the way, i... look, don’t blurt out the wedding, and don’t forget to prevent numbers for doors, winipuh, wow, wow, how beautiful, katya, look, things, now we'll figure it out, alive, breath, no, no, i’m sleeping here, we’re having a wedding, so we’re having a wedding , well, yes, here you go, number nine, the groom has arrived from the venue, they’ve arrived, they have a sauna for 16, and you even have a sauna, but what would
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a wedding be without a sauna these days? , it’s like a new year without a christmas tree, and if they change their minds, about the fact that they change their minds, we don’t have anything written down, well, if it’s not written down, then there will be a wedding? be sure that with excursions, but they book in advance, nastya, i want in my soul, let’s go to the room, and if we’re in a hurry, what else, what else do you have besides a sauna, but well, let’s go, i’ll show you, just at a breakneck pace, yeah, listen, well, he’s been busy for the fifth time, but what does he need, well, he’s bored, so he’s calling, don’t be jealous, hello? yes, dear, how are you getting settled in, everything is fine with you, it’s not cold, everything is fine, good, he’s so attentive to me, he can handle that much attention. maybe he’s absolutely bored , so call him, and in general, that you’ve become attached to them, they’re having a wedding in a week, well, my soul doesn’t belong to him, it doesn’t, he’s all so
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right, and you love the wrong ones, but i love the wrong ones, who loves you, you, and who loves me, listen, well, it’s inconvenient, well, what do you mean it’s inconvenient, well, stop it, you’re not talking to uncle vasya, well, kiss everything, well , let’s go while we’re stupid, and you can sleep here, that’s what it means. hello, maryaevna, how are you settling in there? oh, igor, it’s wonderful, everything is so beautiful and cozy. yes, igoryuchek, please bring in the flowers more carefully, don’t break them, okay? here i will personally bring in the flowers last. yes, everything will be fine. maybe i'll come down and help. no need, now you have someone to think about everything. yes. maryaovna, i have a small request for you, you are niki, don’t say anything, okay? how not to talk? well, i want to surprise her, you know?
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and that these crazy people are also here, otherwise you didn’t see their jeep near the entrance, here i ’ll read them the traffic rules, it’s normal, as usual there’s no one, what’s your number? seventh? on the sixth, the keys are in place, we are working quietly, what are you doing,
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my god, my god, why are you so scary, bigfoot, are you? is it me who’s in charge here at the moment, you have tomorrow there wedding, i brought the car to the wedding, this is a writer, we took the keys, write , at least now there is writing, they used to be, okay, tonight we have a mass cultural program, the local bear is a fortune teller, you will participate, and what are you, a bear forecaster, no, not me, here he is, oh, you have girls participating there, well, well, i have forest fairies written down, three, more, three forest fairies will be enough for us, i think there are only goblin costumes left,
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will you be goblins? we will! okay, brothers, the ritual was established by direct consequence, which should my evening holiday will appear, and since we work for one day, tomorrow will be late, so we will all have to learn the roles by heart today, it’s normal. and don’t you know marche, who doesn’t know zhennibufigaro, let’s go, vanya, writer, oh, please hold me, there’s something i didn’t understand, is it open or something? okay, come in, you know,
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van, when you really learn to ski, you will understand what a pleasure you are, quit, sum, sit, hello, hello, how? with a little man, the little man looks like you, thank you. that's it, yes, i'll come soon, come on, that's it, bye, kiss, chm, kichmak, behave well, mom called, mom, they're like that,
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they keep trying to wipe their nose, but it's not mom, it's my marinka who called, but... your marinka, your wife? well, yes, in the near future, look, caring, oh, listen, do you have a camera in your phone? yes, let’s take a photo of me, why? come on, come on, come on, friends, okay, the bed in the background won’t hurt, but no, we’ll hit the albs. "girls, you're already here, head, i won't leave you, it's you again, are you following me, yes i am, what are you doing in in my room, this is my friend’s number
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, don’t come up to me, i’m not coming up to anything , well, shout loudly, bear, bear, what am i telling you, do you hear , you’ll break it, bear, there’s a naked woman in my room, naked, i’m scared that it was local exoticism, according to legend, one young man on skis went to see his beloved, but on the way he met a bear, a plague, judging. apparently, my beloved didn’t wait for her boyfriend, yes, the tour is over, why did you take my phone, hoy, what’s your phone, are you a thief, yes, who, are you a thief, i’m coming now i’ll call the police, call me, give me my phone, please, please, i’m finished, hello, hello, melissa, oh, can i vanya, who , this, this is me, and you ivan, i’m ivan, yes, yes,
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hello, who is this ? who was that? and the maid was, and the maid, just a monstrous upbringing, yes, i’ll definitely look after her, perhaps, what’s your name there? why are you saying, give me my bag, this, this, thank you, please , hello, yes, igor, no, everything is fine, just one person comes at first, almost hit us on the road, and then burst into our room, i yes , i i called, no, already, in general, everything is fine here, calm, and in two days i’ll come, yes, vanya, you know that i called you, i wanted to tell you that i love you, i love you very much too you, of course, i love you, yes,
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so, what is your number, seventh? well , yes, it’s easy to confuse seven and nine, especially if six is ​​the other way around, ah, well, at least you knock next time, next time, next time, i know it’s hard for you, but we somehow... have to live together, you know? well, i can't put the dog on board without a certificate, well these are the rules, do you understand? jansapnik, i have a business trip abroad! victor dobronrav, what was that on the strip? i don’t know, the dog, in my opinion, pavel maikov, evgenia dmitrievna,
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no, well, this is some kind of park! there are places that fascinate because they are part of the cultural code, because they have power, beauty and history. explore, nature, mother, dear, simply incredible beauty, you already understand what the vietnamese's favorite
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means of transportation is, here here. 10 million moped drivers, try the taste, oh, your eyes run wide, how tasty everything is, how my mother says, you'll eat your mind, this world is worth seeing. snake caster is the most ancient profession in india; they say that a correctly made bukhara knife became a real amulet for its owner. a secret to the whole world. on sunday on rtr. i can’t even believe that the bear is no longer there. are you not going to the wake? do you know who is it? no, but i’m also a person close to him, i ’m his daughter, who lived, there were three sisters, mom, it’s true, she’s our sister, one is beautiful,
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the other is smart, i’m very glad to see you, but i you, okay, i’ll wait for you at the point, the third one is just a stranger, why do you tolerate such an attitude towards yourself? your mother also essentially fell in love with a married man, you think my mother was a happy woman, she cried at night, you want that too, all my life i was afraid that she would appear, or maybe she was a clown, someone else’s sister on january 8 on rtr.
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why were you chasing the skier, and why? he ran away, i caught up, he is the victim, i am the predator, the proposed circumstance, stanislavsky volume two. island wolves and sheep, what wolves, today you are a bear, yes, today i am a bear, what the hell is a bear for the new year, on new year the bear sleeps in a den and sucks its paw, you’re not in the den, so let’s go to work, otherwise we’ll really be sucking a paw all winter. these are the realities of our lives: either you lie on someone else’s paw, or you suck your own.
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as he said there, next time knock , listen, well, be quiet, what are you doing, oh, our maniac shows up again, and you put a sign on his door, maniacs, knock, no, not very funny, tell me, why is he here? looks at us, sorry, huh? “darling, he’s not looking at us, did you finish your dessert, no, not yet, then leave, you know, as the french say, a minute on your tongue, an hour in your stomach, and then your whole life on your hips, so, let's go smoke, but i don't
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smoke, neither do i, listen, girls, don't go, don't leave me alone, very funny. “be careful, even more careful , even more careful, tell me, my friend , gregory, how i can remove them from the photograph from a bird’s eye view, you know, because, it seems to me , he won’t be getting married at all, just as he won’t, from his room and they didn’t come out, they didn’t come out, they didn’t come out, again i sat at the door for hours”? never showed up, they have it there this is happening, you know, if i were them, i wouldn’t go out either, wonderful, wonderful, and what should i do now, what should i hang here until the morning, will
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you allow me? are my friends actually sitting here? thank you, i won't be long, i just wanted to apologize. for what? for hooliganism on the road or for rudeness in the room? no, well, firstly, it was not me who was driving, and secondly, there is no need to make excuses, it would be enough to just go ahead and apologize. no, but i want to explain, explaining is very boring, okay, i 'm just sorry, but consider that you forgiven , that’s all, well, yes, and you know, my friends are waiting for me so... i
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think i’ll go, okay, and god, i accidentally completely forgot about this juice, look, you can’t leave them alone for a minute, pour juice over each other, the champagne waiter will now pour champagne on, champagne too without me, excuse me, excuse me again, god, hello, igor, and dessert ah... let's do it this way, i'll bring you some, whatever your name is tell me the date, well, in three weeks, it’s not like a bewitched bear can figure it out, right, oh, these improvisations are for me , i don’t dare drag out any more fees, here ciel is calling me, i need to go, oh, wait, wrong way, go there, maybe 50 each, are you overloading?
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“oh, fir trees, i’m afraid, i’m afraid, i, well, we have a problem, the newlyweds have never left their room today, when the guard grigory told me to, judging by the sounds coming from their room, they won’t leave today , i have a bear in combat readiness, i have squirrels, bunnies, hedgehogs, what should i do with them, these are our guests, we will not cancel the celebration, but according to the scenario, the bear must..." catch the newlyweds to tell them the wedding date, so let your bear catch someone else, our boy has already fallen into the clutches of a predator, so everything is clear, okay, nika, look at my winglets, cool , why are you without a suit, and i don’t need it, i don’t need it, we’ll bring it now, nastya, it’s necessary, sanya, let’s go, let’s run, be careful with it
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. tell me, do you like the shuttlecock? why did you suddenly ask? do you know when he committed his first heroic act... well, probably when he defeated the mouse king? not when he was able to independently climb down from the tree on which he was hanged. dear residents of the magical winter forest, we are starting our event to guess the name of the betrothed, now we will all go together in an organized manner to the fairy tale.

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