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tv   Sto k odnomu  RUSSIA1  January 14, 2024 10:10am-11:01am MSK

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mom, hello, damn, why is it so early, and mom, guess what, i want my father-in -law to see his future son-in-law in focus, you're in shorts, sit here, i'm here now, oh, how uncomfortable it turned out, sit down , i like it, me too, tavchik, i’m warning you right away, if you walk in front of me on tours all day, i’ll divorce you, yeah, what about you? in
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shorts, or even better without shorts, but never in curlers, mother, and you have to drink a bottle for dating, a bottle of compote, made from your own berries, yet with these own hands and not eat nothing, mom, summer owl, mom , what are you doing with him like a little one, he’ll take everything, he’ll eat everything, it’s reassuring that he’s very thin, maybe he has worms, mom, why is this a normal thing, worms, really, there uzinki were also at... 6 years old, but she brought it out, i know how i have a lot of these pumpkin seeds, in fact, everyone in our family is just so thin, that is, in your family, it’s like there’s no food for the horse , let’s change the topic, it’s very tasty, and the dinka cooks well, right here, i’m a cook, a certified culinary specialist, by the way, galina ivanovna, pastry chef, well, you should bring us a little glass, it won’t go down the guest’s throat. how do you
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feel about this matter? a little bit, and sometimes, well, if a little bit sometimes, then of course you can, your own , i’ll bring it now, delicious, uh-huh, get out, uh-huh , this is also ours, we do it ourselves, well, these are politicians, and you mean a biologist, right? and you will work as a teacher at school, mom, what kind of school , who goes to school, who doesn’t know anything at all, kolya will be a businessman, why do you want to become a widow ahead of time, what kind of widow, mom, what are you talking about, i’m talking about what, what people they are carrying, what the tv is carrying, what the newspapers are carrying, mom, everything will be fine with us, there is no need to object, god forbid.
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i came to invite a wedding, no, to see you, i saw, what next? i don't know,
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i know, let's go where? yes, for your things, well, for getting to know each other, phew, well, businessman, let’s go , i’ll show you something, well, maybe a person will go, and he’ll have time, let’s go, let’s go, look, that ’s where i have, what do you mean, that’s i’m even wondering who’s taking care of it, okay, well, what are you wound up with, we have it right there. you see, there are pigs, piglets, right here goats, yeah, over there, look, rabbits , you see, yeah, yeah, and there we also have ducks, yes, yes, there are so many fruit trees, a whole garden, i actually told my mother a long time ago that we don’t need to destroy the insides i want to go through, hands, no
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, who will look after them again, you, so they will look after them, they will, i ’ll build a pen there, and i’ll also empty that barn, dad, i won’t do anything, well , actually, you have the wrong approach, in business the main thing is that the organization is management, but i thought money, money is also important, but money you can borrow money, hire workers for them, they will do everything, and we just control the cutting of coupons, well, in the sense of counting the money, it’s nothing complicated, you understand , the main thing is to provide us with money, what kind of son-in-law do we need, so businesslike, so serious, so ... so i’ll do everything for her, you want a fur coat, i want a fur coat for the new year, i swear a car with an apartment by the summer, so that i die, and then we can have a dacha with a house, just like that
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, here’s some food, just keep in mind , i won’t plow at this dacha, of course, you won’t plow, you will sit in a rocking chair, sway, and i grill kebabs, okay, i like it, i want to drink to our future son-in-law, thank you, well, for you, thank you, thank you, drink, let’s get acquainted, but with the wedding, of course, we will help you, yes and we’ll borrow some money. we’ve saved up some things, but look, if you don’t keep your word, i’ll treat you with these very hands like a bug, well, a guest, calm down, what are you really doing, we have a guest in our house, and you’re like a bug , but
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what a guest he is, he’s our son-in-law now, try those, but come on, come on, come on, dad, daughter, take it easy, dad, please, everything is fine. now i’ll sit down, well, i’m ready, we ’re always ready, one two, three, like this, like this, like this, like this, where they drink, it pours, but i realized that there will be a boy? just like that, it’s beautiful , it needs to be fixed, i agree, come on
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, i hope that your city one will be better than my village one, i also hope, no, no, it’s really a dream house, but what doesn’t work? no, what a beautiful lake, aunt mash said that we can live here as long as we want. she 's afraid that homeless people will climb in, homeless people, carefully, oh, wait, i’m sure there are no beans here, well, i hope it’s cozy,
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quite, but what about in the winter, there’s heating here, right? i have a stove, i’ll heat it, you know how to light a stove, and i’ll teach you, look up, i’ll find a normal job. let's earn some money, rent a nice place, there's a light bulb , so there must be light, well, there's light, well, in general it's very cozy here, not again, but one column for the whole, hello, tan, hello, good day everyone , hello, yeah. well, hello, zinushka, hello,
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i haven’t seen you for 100 years, how is life, everything is fine, what i can congratulate you, he heard from his mother, you got married, yes, everything went according to plan, for a city guy, and everything went according to plan for me too, i bought an apartment, a new car, why is your husband a real businessman 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 21 22 yes 22 i mean they’re already going
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, you’ll be left with nothing, call me, i’ll help out of old friendship, thank you, i’ll definitely call you in 2 years, let’s celebrate my victory, beautiful, i miss you, let's go to our place, i have given danilov to someone else and i will be faithful to him forever, even if i read books started, well done, that's right, glad to see , i'll go, run, bye... bye, that's money, beautiful, i, yes, yes, i'm beautiful, and i'm also happy, and loved, and in general everything is fine with me, i found it, come on, come on, andryukh, where are you going, can we make it? unload it, come on, come on,
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damn it, stakhan! vanka, get up, let's go to work, huh! and andrey, andrey, what happened
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, please, there’s a mouse, please, there ’s a mouse there by the stove, i don’t know where, it might have run away, there on the left by the stove, look, andrey, god, andrey, why did you bring it into the bedroom, i beg you, please, can you do it throw it somewhere away from the house, look how cute she is, she 's cute, but i don't want this cute one... she was in the bedroom now, you can throw her somewhere out of the house, i ask you, please, take her away this mouse is out of the house, okay , now, yes, er, listen, i found a new job, as a night watchman, in two days, today is my shift, as a night watchman, it turns out that today i will spend the night alone with the mice, we need money, for your boots,
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for my jacket, then there is a computer there, i will study programs so that i can work find a normal one, be patient , come in, oh, how cozy it is here, what a cozy place, look, jars, bottles, we live like in a warehouse, there is no money in the country, there is barter everywhere, here is a little guy who changes the jam, his mother cooks it, and he sells it.
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do you want me to talk to the food guy so that he can place andrei somewhere? no, no, no, no, he won’t sell anything, he needs such a job for his brains, well, where can he find such a job for his brains now in order to still earn money, zina, zine, oh, oh, i asked you, no boxes, this, zina, is not just a box, but what is it, it’s magical box, here is our apartment, a car, a trip to the sea. i’m sick, pay attention, you don’t know how to lose weight, ask me, this is a new job, very promising, i will sell products for weight loss and for all diseases, i already tried it on you, 2 kg out of the bush, it would be better if you gained weight, don’t eat it , i can’t help but eat this, the distributor must
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try the product he sells, wait, who is the distributor, distributor, that’s what i’m called now, is it an international company? everywhere in the world they have been eating for a long time, this is to us, like usually, it comes later than everyone else, correct use, the result is obvious, i feel lightness, extraordinary strength and strength from today only healthy eating, in short, a grab, so that all this doesn’t happen tomorrow, but what to do with it, i have to give it away, i give it away i can’t, because i bought it, he chi, please, bought it, for what kind of shushi, okay, like that, say hi. if, if, i say, what money did you buy it for, and he got a job, that’s what he wanted there, well, in his specialty, no, why? yes, his specialty is not in demand at all now, there’s no demand, listen, wait, but in general i can’t get a job, and where is the money, i’m worried, i swear, i’ll pay it all back, but you swore to buy me a fur
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coat, i’ll buy a fur coat, i’ll buy you a fur coat, a new fur coat, here i’ll sell the product, i’ll buy it right away, i’ll work as a distributor for a year, i’ll become a supervisee, even then president, we’ll go with you to hawaii, you want to go to hawaii, i really want to go to hawaii , please, where are you going, i’ll go, and maybe you can finish your tea, thank you, i just got drunk, take the can and pass it on, what are you doing, well, thank you, thank you for coming, remember, you don’t know how, ask me, everything is fine, i’ll definitely tell you, come on, thank you, yes, i’ll buy a fur coat, i’ll buy it, i ’m absolutely healthy, are you visiting us or forever, are you coming back, i thought, they ’re used to saving lives, why are
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you filming this, i’m blogging started, but who will save them themselves, are you playing? this is a disease , it needs to be treated, help me, i can’t handle it on my own , someone made a denunciation, i wrote, well, you ’ll regret it, everything is bad, cerebral edema, let’s go, privosovsky, you didn’t want to harm him, you did, but it’s better never to talk about this to anyone, continuation s... we'll watch on rtr on monday, and soon we'll watch new episodes, paul, don't start with the war, i beg you, i just returned, such changes are coming in my life, my favorite songs are playing in our studio, let's go,
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birthday, favorite music . words of love are understandable to everyone without translation. this is a layer of culture, this is the golden fund of the soviet and russian countries.
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what can you say about the white tiger tank? this white tiyavl is not yours, it’s the only one the germans have, it doesn’t have a crew. they say it's like some kind of ghost, that's all these games are stuck in the swamps, but he doesn’t, you believe in mysticism, do you think he will appear here? will appear, he is looking for me, a white tiger! film by karen shakhnazarov on friday on rtr, everything about
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the elections in russia, we will tell you in detail, it’s not difficult to understand them, it’s important, it’s honestly convenient, where to find out everything about the elections , the situation has become tense, grandfather can’t find the leaflet, they brought it yesterday, answer, iditvora, this is your work . open the laptop. i'll tell you a secret. there are resources about elections on the internet. the site opened immediately in the know: information about candidates, elections, places and dates, voting results of election campaigns. wow, how technological everything is. you can see for yourself by looking at the portal on the internet. choosing in the country is free, important, and fair. yes, andryush, hi, andryush, why is it so
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cold at home? andryush, why are you lying there, but i strained my back, at work? yes, well, don’t go unloading anymore, please. others are somehow settling in, the guy is selling some kind of weight loss product, will you go with him, no, okay, you lie down, i’ll flood this stove, it’s cold home, good, beautiful, yeah. here it says where to find me, or if you want, call me, leave the address and i ’ll come to you myself, great, please, i really want to read it, this is the truth of the work,
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look, it was exactly the same as you, and now i want, i want, i want , have a nice day , what are you talking about, i'm over 55 and i'm never cheerful , i work and i go out, take away this shame, i can't forgive you, good afternoon, my name is nikolai, i represent a company for people who are overweight, here is our address, you can come and get acquainted with our products in detail, thank you, thank you, all the best, chalochka , put this away immediately, listen, zin , i make money, you want a fur coat, but if i want a fur coat, well, i’m inclined to walk down the street, i don’t want to, you’ll soon understand how wrong you were , you see, just a minute, good afternoon, hello, my name is nikolai, i represent company number 11 ferbal, if you are overweight... it’s hard for you to climb, listen to me, please, it’s hard for you to climb to the fifth floor and at home you have problems with your neighbors, you can use our products, vale i
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said, i got it, okay, have a nice day , thank you, sina, catch up, how much is 10, what are you talking about, it’s not new, the new one costs 25 , look, the fur is damaged, let’s do it for five, 10.5, yes, good price, five, come on, no, i can’t, no sales, stop here, yara, what else are you doing here, he sent you. sell a fur coat? no, i myself, listen, well, i need this money, well, you should call and help
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better. cher, i beg you, come back, i don’t need to work at all, you need to sell your fur coat, here you go, that’s it, your fur coat is sold, let’s go with me, come with me, vera, what are you doing, vera, kolya, quietly, quietly, quietly, if you open the door, let's go, why are you standing there, let's go, let's go.
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nothing, you can’t give her anything, then she’ll leave on her own, you saw her eyes , there’s melancholy in them, if she doesn’t go away, she’ll hate you for ruining her life, if you love her, you’ll find a way to make her happy , and what should i do, go steal, well, if you can’t make money, steal, andrey, mish,
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we’ll go. do you want to kill her with a fever outside? misha, please! thank you very much, but really, let's go. zinka, put on the kettle, it’s freezing all over. in the cold, ugh, what do we have to eat, but if you cook it yourself, you will eat it, i don’t understand, what will you do, and i’m packing my things, where are you going there, in hawaii, i’m going to hawaii, what are you starting again, but tell me to me, and by the way, i sold a set today, let’s celebrate, honey, celebrate from me, have a happy journey, what are you, if only you would take the product, it
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wouldn’t be so aggressive, a hawker? all the best, good journey, may i not go anywhere, have a happy journey, i am your husband, i have the right, okay, these are all the banks, there are still some, that’s it, zin, what are you doing, zina, what are you doing, why, that’s it, kohl, your last chance. you'll get rich, let's get divorced, andryush, change your clothes quickly, please , well, it's already 9:00, we promised to be there by 10, i'm ironing my shirt, change clothes, come on, era, my shift worker is sick, and today i'm on duty at night, no, it happened, no, well, say that you
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too... were sick, that you can’t, or let them find another person, today is the new year, well, not the last, not the last, but today is the new year, no, andrey, okay , but let's meet together in the office, you and i , no, i don't want in the office, i want a holiday, i haven't had a holiday for a long time, andrey, that's it, happy new year, er, they built snowy mountains everywhere, baked greens, celebrated all week , went, people call her honest, broad, cheerful!
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yes, put your hands away, i'm serious, put your hands away, i 'll pass, put your hands away, put your hands away, it's fine.
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era, andrey, forgive me, forgive me for ruining your holiday, please forgive me. show me your ticket, sorry, i forgot to buy it, i’ll buy it now, i lost my mind, no
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ticket, here you go, girl, you should have bought a ticket before, now the fine is 250 rubles, but i don’t have 250 rubles. well then, come on. we will take your earrings as collateral, as soon as you bring the money, we will return everything to you right away, i am writing you our address and telephone number, next time, girl, buy tickets as expected , come on, earrings, give me the address, call me on this number , yes, yes, call.
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kindergarten number 154, i’m listening to you, and the controller, girl, this is a kindergarten, where are you calling?
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i'll buy you new earrings, even better, like these you won't earn earrings in life. sorry, andryush, i’m just tired, dying here, heating the stove here every day, i’m tired, okay, starting next month we’ll rent a new apartment.
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come on, come on, come on, good, good, okay, here we go. i took it, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, drink up, andryukha, you won’t earn all the money,
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but it’s easy, i raise my hands, i want to ask you what profession you are preparing to become a doctor, i want to immediately say hello to the rector , margarita is 16 years old, friends, today i am not empty-handed,
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the most cruel aristocrat in history, i
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here is power, i am power, bloody varynya and other historical series, only on the platform we watch, see, how many animals are there in your family? 16 , why stop, he offered the goat first , biting, there were ducks, ducklings, bendyuks, he’s not a cat at all, he behaves like a dog, leva, well, i beg you, leva, well, if you were a person, among friends, program for the whole family, on saturdays on rtr.
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havchik, get up, kohl, kohl, get up, there, zina, let's go to the tax office, get a divorce, why, why, why, you bought me a fur coat, no, a car too, i didn’t take him to the sea, that’s it, i get my diploma and a new life begins for me. promising , without you, don’t, don’t feed me with promises, i’m already here, in my bag, take what to take, a tram ticket, look for yourself, i’m starting a new business, zin, big time, i’ll carry computers. where does the money come from? borrowed? from the bandits? well, who else?
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don't be afraid, everything is alright. the business is profitable, the turnover is fast, they give me interest. what percentage? 30 a month, you need to pay this money. no way? this is my only chance, i don't want to for you to leave me. but i don’t want to remain a widow. kolya, get up, why are you lying down? so, get up, give this money now. zin, what? zin, everything will be fine, come here, come, come, hand it over with pleasure.
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the diploma is awarded to zinaida anatolyevna tarasenko. i could. dina. dina. i didn’t think 5 years ago that you, zinoid , would get to the diploma, the diploma is honest, congratulations, thank you, i didn’t think either.
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the diploma is awarded to ekaterina mikhailovna rashkova. why are you sitting here? i received it, of course, you received it, they gave it to everyone, you thought
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won't they give it to you? no, er, you don’t understand, i still received it. he laughed in my eyes and said, never danilov’s diploma, here’s my diploma, you earned it with your hard work, zim, and yes, you now have a diploma, let’s go take pictures, let’s go.
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hello, let's go home, wait, you know, i used to not care, eat. i have money, i don’t have money, and now i only think about it, money, money, money, money , there’s only money all around, i’m not a prince, era, i’m ordinary, i was right, deputy, i can’t
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make you happy, andryush. where are you going, andryush, andrey, i’m a guard, i work as a watchman, let’s go home, please, that’s enough , here’s the money, you can rent an apartment, don’t, i don’t need money, i need you, forgive me. andrey, i'm sorry, i have to go, andrey!
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do you have published articles, notes, no, unfortunately, but you can give me some material, i’ll do it , look how, i can give you a task, but i ’ll still have to tinker with you, teach you, but i have there is absolutely no time for this. it was easier for me to hire an experienced journalist, do you understand? of course, although i can donate my time. ask. thank you. have a seat. by the way, you can even get into the state and achieve a lot. and if you’re a smart girl, you can even become my deputy. if you offer to sleep with you , yes, stupid, here's the point, that's it, and the right leg
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on the mark, please, that 's it, relax, here's the text, yeah, more freely, thank you, and gleb made it a milk plan, good, good, good during the day cloudy +25, possible precipitation in the evening, the sponsor of today's
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weather forecasts is the company blazer, wear clothes from blazer and you will always be in the center of fashion, well, you see, growth, uh-huh, thank you, everything was, gleb, well done, everything is fine, that’s all for today, goodbye, goodbye. hello, i'm denis, era, what a rare name, but i'm the owner of the studio, can we have lunch? i 'm married, why does my husband forbid me to eat? please, who is the husband? graduated from polytechnic. polytech, yeah. and what does he do? and different, different?
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this is what you want from life? to be happy, happy, this is happiness, money, love, yes, all together, all together, all together not it happens. why doesn't it happen? but who knows, it doesn’t happen, i won’t sleep with you, do you think i have no one to sleep with? tell me whether you are taking me to work or not, ready, ready, and don’t forget to take an umbrella with you, they are expected in the evening. precipitation, they took me, and this is a...

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