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why can’t you imagine russia only on the rtr planet channel. hello, hello, dear viewers, oh, we are glad to welcome you to the parade of humor, hurray! today we want to talk about

our favorites, and it’s very nice, about animals , but it’s clear that it’s not for nothing that loving spouses call each other zaya, kitty, after them, and the stork brings them children, yes, even cars are named after them, goby, gazelle, and pedestrian the crossing was generally called a zebra crossing, but what can i say? my friends , even a piggy bank and even a pig, in our speeches animals are always heard, well, why do you look like a ram at a new gate, they are the heroes of fairy tales, a fox, a wolf, a bear, a bun, uh, no, a bun is not that, that’s it who comes to visit a person when he feels bad, that’s right, squirrel, everyone loves teddy bears, hares, yes. you know

, karem, one woman, when her husband went on the night shift, took with her a huge bear right in her height, plush, you know, a bear, then her husband suddenly appeared, and without understanding, gave such blows to a bear, even on the internet vasky’s button was called a mouse, and not a single woman is afraid of this mouse, and introducing this artist, we also cannot do without comparisons: gracefully like a doe, graceful like a mountain chamois, what can i say, my beloved , charming and unique, elena stepanenko. a man and a young lady went for a walk with

their dogs. oh, what kind of dog is this? i have a bulldog, a wolfhound with a pedigree, a beast-dog that will kill anyone you want, and what kind of breed is yours? kind of strange, squat, kind of long, turns around the corner, yes, this is my little bob, well, you won’t understand what breed, what’s your name, mine, fedorov? “oh, that’s what they call you by your first name and patronymic, yeah, and he doesn’t respond otherwise, oh, fyodor vasilyevich, let me stroke you, carefully, otherwise he’s half your hand, he’ll grab everything, he’s after the dead hour

before afternoon tea always angry, recently he was offended by the rabbit, since there is no rabbit, but why was he offended by him, rabbit?” " i did it like this, videos always do this, but this one doesn’t do it anymore, oh, it’s necessary, but you know mine what a trained one, yes, and what does your bobik know how to do, everything, in the morning he brings me a newspaper , straight to bed, yours brings a newspaper, he gets up from one...

i don’t know, maybe they climbed in, but i sleep soundly, and fyodor vasilyevich his

knows the matter very well, doesn’t even leave traces, once only a belt buckle and shoe laces, that’s all, but how, how can you drive him so... scary, without a muzzle, and what does he need a muzzle for, since he yawned and no muzzle, fyodor vasilyevich, well , who did i tell, well, who did i say, well, let toyota go, well, let me go, let me go a person, well, he’s going out of town, you’ll catch up with him, he doesn’t like him, you know, he doesn’t like foreign cars , you know, he can easily chew him up, oh, look, you know, but i take mine to competitions, he’s such a smart guy, he gets medals, look, you see how many medals he has, but he lags behind in the run, and my fyodor vasilyevich is always the first to come and the only one who will gobble up at the start, who

will gobble up at the distance, he is so scary, yes, scary, but fair , that's in vain! won't eat unless he wants to eat, and he eats always wants, well, this is right on the border of the place, right? he was at the border, the border guards are complaining about him, but what do you mean, why doesn’t he catch spies? yes, he catches them, but then there’s no one to interrogate, pedrosevich, i say, let go of the tram, i say, let go of the tram, well, let go of the arc, why are you stuck to the tram, and oh, lord, well, that’s yours eats, mine is very picky, doesn’t eat caviar, doesn’t eat crabs, so why? but i don’t know, maybe no one ever gives them to him, he drinks it, no,

mine just sniffs, sniffs and snores, but mine he drinks, gets drunk, then sings songs, oh, excuse me, your attitude towards dog brides, well, this is how he treats bitches, loves them, oh, mine too, not a single one missed. he loves to eat them, what a nightmare, well, well, take it easy , otherwise your bobik will only have medals left now, well, we’ll see about that, but what’s there to see, fyodor vasilyevich, well, face him, face, come on, fas, him, fas, fas, fas, bobi, defend yourself.

i don’t know, until the tail was cut off, it was called a crocodile. you know, lenochka, that’s the expression our little brothers don’t always match in reality, let's say, a hippopotamus... well, to call him a little brother , it's hard to come by, but karena agrees with you,

some couple bought themselves a mini pig, you know, such a pig, but it turned out that instead of a mini pig they they sold an ordinary pig, now this one and a half quintal is walking around the apartment, now they are looking for another apartment, at least 300 square meters, but i know another story: the husband bought his wife a monitor lizard as a gift, but he grew up. crocodile, oh, now the bathtub is constantly occupied, but there is another plus here, the mother-in-law began to come less often, and you know, some people bought a little chick, he grew up to become a penguin, and now it’s all about saving money , in the winter they don’t turn on the heating, but in the summer they relax on the barintsev sea, well, someone on the barintsev sea vacations, someone in sochi, but the best vacation we have is at the humor parade, hooray! especially when sergei drobotenko is on stage

, guys, i once went into a pharmacy before the new year, i saw they were selling tea, tea, excuse me, laxative, in packaging. bags, but the name, i’m ready to erect a monument to the one who invented it, 12 chairs, this sometimes happens on the stage or in literature, some, well, insignificant detail, like a tea bag, suddenly becomes the main character, the main protagonist, our wonderful actor, alexander anatolyevich shirvint said that back in the seventies he and the satire theater went on... a tour somewhere in the outback , in the morning

a delegation from turkmenistan comes down to the hotel for breakfast, a buffet, tea bags, tea bags had not yet been invented in turkmenistan in those years. someone from the delegation approaches shirvint and naively asks: how to use this? he found someone to contact. shirvint, who loves roses. with his impenetrable stone face he says : yes, it’s very simple: you put the bag in your mouth with the string out behind... yes, they recently told me such a story, don’t pull one out right away, let the bouquet open, remember one bag for five, quite a respectable man, director of the company , i bought tea for weight loss, tea with

the encouraging name soaring swallow, tea in bags, instructions were attached to it, but we russians read the instructions after something happened, that’s how it is, man i thought, well, i’m a complete idiot, i won’t be able to brew a bag without instructions , so i didn’t read the instructions, but in vain, the instructions in black and white say one bag per... liter of water, i brewed this bag in a cup like a master , enjoyed the intoxicating aroma of a soaring swallow, after 15 minutes the man understood the correct name,

after another 5 minutes, the office team saw firsthand what it means for a swallow to fly towards us in the spring, the director soared along the floors of the office, with his hands folded behind his back and i dreamed of only one thing: to make it to the nest, in time, returned to the office, plopped down in a chair, then remembered, but returning was a bad omen, soared again, then a blow awaited him, the nest was occupied. the nearest nest is on the second floor. miraculously, i did. cursing returned to the office. the secretary carefully asks: more tea? the director burst into a monologue in which the only censored word was “olya.” the point of the monologue was for ulya to hide

the tea in the most secluded place she could find. six months passed, everyone forgot about the swallow, the director had a meeting in his office, the men are sitting, in respectable suits , they can’t solve the problem for the third hour, the director calls the secretary: olya, organize some tea for us, on a dusty shelf, olya comes across a soaring swallow, she also didn’t read the instructions, with all her heart to each guest. i brewed a bag each, and two of them to the director and solemnly distributed them, then the director signed a sentence for himself to everyone present, he said: that means, until we resolve the issue, no one leaves , no smoking breaks, and so that there is no temptation,

olya, lock the door from the outside, those present... here a new blow awaited them, the secretaries were in place no, she also brewed some tea for herself. the next day the office closed for renovations. thank you for your attention. how do you work with him?

okay, we're working with him. proficiency test. skleposovsky on monday on rtr. we'll be watching new episodes soon. for me, the injury is absent from work

for a long time, everything else is nonsense, the floor is shaking, the walls are shaking, big changes have come, in the new season with new renovations, a slight movement of the hand, we are making three different functional zones out of this room, completely without faces. maniac, from the living room of our heroes soon i adore plants, i’m generally a plant person, real stone flowers will bloom , after dismantling a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, as you look, let us in... big changes, every sunday on rtr, this is for you, well,

get some sleep, gentlemen, just a minute , attention, today is a big day, a big holiday. riping, the whole brigade, just on the platform, we look, there is no life, we need to go to the capital,

it seems like it rushed to the mine, like at the mine, having forgotten, we look at the weekend, far away. you are gathered, we are going to moscow, you, and you, i’m burning behind you are bridges, other people’s houses, someone else’s life, but your own hasn’t worked out, i so want to look back, i look with my eyes, i don’t believe it, you came back , or something, completely, but i don’t know, you were looking for a new life, some kind of happiness, and nothing i found it, happiness, it turns out, is waiting for me here in our village, but is it possible to find lost happiness? on sunday on rtr, even on weekends we don’t part with our loved ones, the hero

of our favorite series sklifotovsky is our guest, i love you all, understand? she’s not yours, i think i kissed her, everything will be fine, this is our new one everything, everything, everything, come on, come on, save your strength , obstetrician-gynecologist, ulitina kira

vladimirovna, tell me, what about this cool guy of yours, what is he all about, and sergei nikolaevich, oh, he’s a star, i feel so bad without you, we'll get married, damn it! i forgot, you have a pregnant wife, what are we going to do with her? what you? well, that’s it, robin, rest assured, i won’t just leave this, you’ll both regret it, but do you even know that in the hospital they call you a snail? doctor snail, today on the mouth. you know, karen, animals also have birthdays, but why are they worse than people? yes, yes, and we cherish them even more, cherish them, and give them gifts. one man visiting said: oh, he says what a lovely eared rabbit you have, he says: “yes, no, it’s just a cat.” yesterday everyone

was pulling his ears, it was his birthday, so one owner gave his dog a big walk, he took her out early in the morning, she was happy, she frolicked so much all day, oh, but her paws weren’t tired, well, of course the owner was tired, understandable, but they gave it to another cat mobile phone, now his photo has appeared on all dating sites with the inscription, decent smooth. the cat is looking for his kitty, and i went to the neighbors, i see that they have a turtle running around their rooms, like a meteor, oh well, the turtle, yes, they gave her a radio-controlled car, it’s clear what these artists will give us, we can only guess, but we are sure that it will be unforgettable, for sure, meet

elena on our stage. where is he okay, i’ll go and make some tea and get some people ready nabai, what an interesting surname, oh, and the history of this surname, oh, you can laugh, son, i don’t recognize you, son, but somewhere your pumpkin was burnt, i don’t understand, son, or was it

a moth that gnawed through your cap? let grandma sew it up, i ’m from a collection agency, where are you from, son, from a collection agency, well done, you’re doing well, you’re collecting something, and what exactly, debts, what, what, i’m saying, the national yasenevsky bank approached us, who appealed, son, national yasenevsky bank, son, these are swindlers, swindlers, this is son, do not mess with them, they chose a loan. that's who did you take it? i took it, but what did i take there? i took a thousand rubles to reach my retirement, everything , everything, on very favorable terms, my son , i was stunned, you know what conditions they have, it’s just brutal, 300% per annum, son, 3 months from you, neither hearing nor spirit , son, but how it was, i came to their sharashka office, signed something there that i had not seen, i forgot the zhachka at home, sometimes i get a ball for a roller, comes in, i forget who i am, where i am, why i am, and most importantly?

small letters drawn like fleas at my kid's place, damn it, i signed everything, they did n't answer phone calls, then i came home, took off my skates, i mean, what kind of felt boots did that mean i found these glasses, i read , oh, when i read that it was 300%, i i opened it, i put it in my pants, i mean , i put it in my pants, i put my passport in, which means i put this agreement, and 1. rubles, i think now i’ll return not a thousand of them, i forgot that i spent a little on the way, all night. so now , along with the accrued interest, oh, son, it’s hard for me now with money, it’s hard, we owe you, son, we must kiss the sand, 120 thousand rubles, oh, them, oh, na, nah , them, them, nah, nah, nuh, well, how much, how much, i say, 120,000 rubles. and the mug will not

crack. i didn’t understand, i said, it’s good that it’s not 200 thousand, only 120, i warn you, my counter is working, 1. ruble a minute, and the bill acceptor won’t crack from such a tariff, time has passed, why, son, why 121,000 rubles. so that you burn water, i don’t understand, but what is incomprehensible, i say, son, we are already...

your life is smooth, oh, son, you can’t imagine how hard it is to live now one, where is your rosette here, what a little girl, the kids have all grown up, and from us? oh my god, what are you, santa claus? son , how did you know that i had an iron , this is a gift, thank you, son, it will really come in handy without an iron, oh, how hard it is, but mine was so burnt, my husband was kolka then, he was alive, i went up to him, i turned on the iron for one, i said, i sent the slegantsa like that, i said, kolka, tell me where you hid the stash,

and come on, give us our 120 2.0 rubles with a kind greeting, be healthy, oh, thank you, oh, listen, by chance this is not a pork mushroom, no, no, i have this, in a tight, grunty way, and this is a pcr test, or what? let me sneeze on a stick, no need to sneeze on you, and we’ll check for different ones.

well, son, it’s delicious for you, delicious , delicious, delicious, the tuzik liked it too, god bless him, he was a worthless dog, blue-haired, gaping, toothy, ugh, okay, son, what’s running around, why are you rushing around, mark the corners , i thought, no, take everything that’s yours with you, the little guy didn’t die from the pies, from what, from what? from the filling, i have a filling from uninvited man, needs sergeevna, oh , son, that means now we’ll talk to you differently, oh, i ’m getting all worked up about the house, why son, what are those sounds,

so you hear, don’t tear your bitsuha, brother, judging by sounds, you have lost the third tooth there, the oil has thickened, the motor is covered, just like that, what do i disassemble in chainsaws? do you doubt it, son, you know how much experience i have, i spent 20 years sawing mine, sawing, sawing, sawing, sawing, the kingdom of heaven to him, son, you hear, maybe i owe you a debt give it in parts, which one you need more, upper or lower, upper or lower, and let’s do this, i turn off the meter, well, and you give me only the interest and the body of the loan, only 90. about the body, an interesting offer, son, something i i don’t understand, somehow our conversation isn’t going well, honestly, but maxim, need it, maxim, maxim, no, a machine gun, my grandfather

brought it from the front, i recently lubricated it, i ’ll tell you what’s needed in the household, it’s necessary, the neighbors are afraid , there’s no one but me, 3 km into the district, silence, beauty, listen, wait, this was his favorite phrase, let’s say , let’s part with you on good terms the day before he left our world, so i said , let’s part with you on good terms, i say , “you took me as a widow, you’ll leave me as a widow, of course, he may rest in heaven. ” , let’s do 60 thousand, just quickly sonny , where are you in a hurry, you’ve been with me for what, five minutes, i’ve already paid 120, half of the debt,

i haven’t had such a quick payback for a long time in my life, not son, i’m still completely i'll pay you off, you won't leave, or maybe i'll go, eh maybe not, your shameless faces are impudent, you are behind a cap - it’s invisible, you can’t hide, understand? neighbors, call the police , this rapist broke into my house , he wanted to take a lonely woman by force, i didn’t... i didn’t want to, i didn’t want to, but i have to, what are you doing, wait, wait, let’s, let’s, i i'll give you 5,000 rubles. what, how much, five, i’m saying it’s a perversion, that now for your 5.00 you can buy, please tell me, okay, 10,000 rubles. 10,000, i’ll show you the receipts now, how much i pay for cold water, for hot water, for the train, helping sisters, what 10,000, son, 50,000 rubles. oh, put the hallway on the bedside tables and get out of here. scandy

from sedova, i ’ll pick you up, say hello, before i tear you up with these vouchers, hello, hello , hello, hello, and tell me where i ended up, this is the same famous national yasenevsky bank, please tell me, is it still possible to get a loan from you? , what are you talking about? today on especially favorable terms, on which, only 500%, disgusting, just a second, oh, you surprised me, what do you mean we’ll think, no, we’ll take it, agent, send an agent, and i’ll meet you soon, as if you’re in ore, you can rest assured, your zinaida sergeevna, shkandibai!

and why are we all talking about dogs and cats, and fish, fish, an aquarium in the house - this is also wonderful, a call in the apartment, the father of two daughters picks up the phone, they ask him: are you my little fish? he says: no, this is the owner of the aquarium. the main thing, karen, is to change the water for the fish on time. a man sits over an aquarium with a net and asks him: what are you doing? i decided to change the water in the aquarium, so that i can catch fish and enjoy my soul like fishing. one fish. says another, this is how people

live there without water, and another says: it’s bad, they’re suffocating, and you think why do they constantly open their mouths, yes, the fish in the aquarium can also reason, maybe the earth is round, but the water is certainly square, now we won’t have an aquarium, but a whole sea of ​​positivity, because the stage of gleb matveychuk and the theater... we meet lyudmila ryumina . i’ll go out into the street before the sun is shining, the red girls have driven me crazy, i’ll go out into the street, look at

the village, the girls are walking, and i’m having fun, i’ll go out into the street, look at the village, the girls are walking and i it’s fun, my dear mother taylan, my cold heart, it’s just throwing me hot, i used to walk in the green garden, i thought nau. i won’t go out on my face forever,

but i thought i won’t go out into the street, but now in the evening they are burning, my strong little legs want to dance, i’ll go out into the street and see the kids. i’ll sing along to them with a ringing voice, i’ll go out into the street in a rush, i’ll sing along to them with a ringing voice, hey! mother, do you hear, salty, sing.

and there, under the mountain, a little duck is walking, the vocal children are singing sweetly, they won’t let me sleep, the vocal children are singing sweetly, they are giving me good milk i don't let you sleep. oh, everyone is in one carriage, great, don’t force it, today, since our women are sleeping, let’s not waste time, bitches, well, with such colleagues

you won’t get bored on vacation, polina and i are happy to host you here in ours. romantic date, i beg you, don’t move, we’ll fall, i’m afraid of heights, i’ll run to the embankment back and forth, okay, i have a meeting there, but in more detail, what are we going to do, we leave as we leave, take it and carry it, sea, sun, sklifosovsky, today on rtr.

b chop, do not pinch, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry are a set for headaches, god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, oops, tomorrow on rtr, we’ll watch. love is when you look in one direction, look, look, look, you want to look, look, let 's look, look, well, look at the screen, look at me, take it out, look, look, sign the agreement, we sign for two at the same time,

sign look, look, maybe we can go to my place, just watch a movie, where is your homeland, my brother? and whose homeland are you , soldier, who do you serve, former friend, tear off everything that is ours, which was together, what will be left with you, they went against god, went on a tour through all the liberated territories, what an impression it makes, russia comes and the city lives , boris korchevnikov’s program, life and fate, from monday to friday on rtr. there is no family in russia where its hero is not remembered, and the eyes of young soldiers from photographs of faded ones look, this look, like the highest court, for

guys who are growing up now. and the boys cannot lie, deceive , or return from the path, to the ninetieth anniversary of the birth of vasily lunovoy, the legendary, favorite film of the officers, on sunday on rtr, next, what tasks, i will tell you this separately, when the cameras are turned off.

at 3:30 in the morning, of course, i must always be in touch, moscow, the kremlin, putin, we will see again, we will show more than others, thank you very much, come again, on sunday on rtr, all the dogs just love to walk, because it’s like that on the street interesting, i somehow they asked, does your dachshund have a family tree, i said, why, she can go under anyone. and my friend was recently walking with her dog and read an advertisement: my wife went for a walk with a taxi and did not return, i guarantee a reward to the one who found the dachshund

, funny, here is mine, and my dachshund follows the tracks well , can track anyone to the end, what are you talking about, anyone, an elk or a wild boar, any pizza delivery guy, oh, and i think that this artist also has a dog with which he walks, and at the same time looks out for the plot, having told his humorous stories, meet, meet leon izmailov on stage. have you noticed how important we all are lately, everyone around us has become important, how significant. well, just, well, i don’t have the strength, how important and significant we are, not comrades, already gentlemen, well

, it’s true that not everyone is used to this name, i was walking home , there were elderly people sitting on a bench in front of the entrance, discussing their problems, i decided to spend experiment, i say, good evening, gentlemen, they perked up, said, hello master, comrades, gentlemen, it’s like rags to princes, but no, they’re all terribly important. i called to my friend, i hear in response, i’m sorry, i’m at a meeting, what the hell is your meeting, i ’ve known you for 100 years, in your life you’ve only met trains at the kazan station, well, i’ll be honest, i hooked up a girl in the subway, now he’s sitting there trying to persuade she’s in a cafe, well , i’d put it bluntly, i have a summit, i’m deciding on matters of national importance, will i be able to persuade her or sleep alone again, and what are our important officials? it’s a terrible thing, the bosses are just, well, so important, they sit with such serious faces, i came to one official, my acquaintance, my acquaintance, to solve a trivial

issue, he says: let's go to the meeting rooms, i say, what's wrong with the office, what secrets do you have from society, no , let's go to the meeting rooms, come the meeting rooms, i ask him this question, please tell me, is it possible? i need to run the bathroom pipe through the toilet, he says it’s okay, that’s it, we’ve decided the issue of national importance, let’s go back. i just have a question: can i take the pills or not? i wouldn’t dare, but please,

many people praise you, okay, i took these pills, it became even worse, everything became even more important, even more more seriously, i looked at the side effects, it says: dizziness, palpitations, diarrhea, headache, and i think, maybe, what the hell with this runny nose, huh? our kitchen sink was clogged, they called a mechanic, three of them came at once, began to look into the sink, and with every minute their faces became smarter and smarter. if former world chess champion anatoly karpov had come into our kitchen at this time, he would have felt mentally retarded. finally , the foreman said: there’s enough work for a week, and if we have the tools, we only have a corkscrew. i he said, there are no instruments, but there is finnish vodka, he put the bottle on the table and saw a miracle,

their faces were transformed, they began to look like vladimir spevakov. so inspired, as if they were conducting a large symphony orchestra, they sang wonderful songs, they fired above the floor, they stuck their hands up to their elbows into the pipe and blew through the system with their mouths, and how they drank vodka is a separate poem, the vodka went into them as if into eternity , without snacks, astrologers and astrologers are so wonderful here, so important, well, a man has come to you, tell him that everything is waiting for him, right. no, they are starting to drive such a blizzard, one of my friends came and asked the astrologer what awaits her in the hood where she lives, he began: events in the hood depend on mars in the region of jupiter, and venus, passing through aquarius, will shape financial streams in your hood. she says: "maestro, i'm

not even asking how jupiter is connected with." in general, to understand how accurately these astrologers say, you need to look at what they said a year ago, nothing matches, nothing matches, except for one thing, they said that virgins need to be more careful, the virgins spent two or three months strong, then they did something stupid, stopped being virgins, that’s it, newspapers are now considered a dictionary of foreign words, because journalists in their articles... compete with each other, who knows these foreign words more, this is how destructive dysport is written now in the mainstream, if the article does not contain the words existential, axumaron and discourse, i think that the journalist has fallen behind this very mainstream, according to axumaron itself, all the signs are in foreign language, okay, it’s a coffee house there, yes, but the doors are house, and lula

kebab is house, the pancakes are now house damn. you know, i met an acquaintance , i said, who do you work now, he says, a landscape designer, well done, i say, on a computer, he says, no, on a bulldozer , before he was just a director, now he’s a creative director, before he was a foreman, now he’s a supervisee, i used to be a cleaning lady, now i’m a cleaning manager, there was no cleaning, just pure garbage, i drink tea, yes, it’s on the pack written, made... according to the recipes of the royal court, the manufacturing city of fryazin. none of you know who is the king of fryazina now, but from the city of relsk they sent me monastery tea, it says: god bless you, and then a brilliant phrase: the shelf life is 2 years, you know, everything has become complicated, i ordered soap on the internet, now everyone day comes

an advertisement for stools and ropes. things have gotten ridiculous, ridiculous, even in family life everything has now become so complicated, so important, the husband suddenly lived, lived with his wife, suddenly tells her that in bed you have to be unpredictable, so what, during sex, she suddenly took out a tambourine from under the pillow, of course, now is the age of nanotechnology, the age of computers. century of progress, well, just like 30 years ago, a hand with a pickled cucumber couldn’t fit out of a three-liter jar, it can’t fit now, so citizens, comrades, gentlemen, let ’s not puff out our cheeks, let’s not pretend that we are so terribly important and serious , be simpler, people will reach out to you.

haren, yes, have you ever liked? what kind of likes should i give her? karen? likes are something on the internet that our pets need to give. a friend says to another friend: that’s it, i don’t want to know you anymore, i could forgive you for taking my boyfriend away, but not liking my lapdog, that’s enough. too much, but what does he say, my neighbor posted his hamster on the internet, how he quickly jumps through a hoop, i ask him how you taught him to do it like that, you were holding a tasty treat behind the hoop, he says: no, i was holding a cat in front of the hoop , here's a like for you, the grandmother asks her granddaughter: why does your cat need so many costumes, granddaughter

says: grandma, don’t you understand, he puts them on to wear them. "if there is a husky, he needs to sit on a tree, and not try on a suit, yes, these artists without any animals have millions of views. we have irina borisova and alexey egorov on stage. you did the right thing in choosing our restaurant. the best european cuisine . the best chef. don't regret it. so we're waiting, waiting, goodbye, goodbye, oh, pavlych, what's wrong with

you, dear, you, as a restaurant director , just need to intervene, so what, what something happened, there’s a client, it means he came, made an order, i told him everything. i brought it, he ate everything, that means everything, sinechkina, well, you say, yes, don’t talk , he lost consciousness, so, i called an ambulance, pavel, pavelich, dear, i’ll come to you right away according to your instructions, yeah, right, well done, so, he drank something, right? burnt vodka, what are you, pav pavlych, branded vodka, well , what we get in mytishchi, well, something in cans, well

, 30 rubles per liter, but which you also said to dilute with potassium permanganate, and yes, well this normal, yes, yes, but did this alcoholic have anything to eat? yes, what kind of appetizer , ham, royal hunting, well, the one that was left over from your anniversary, wait, six months have passed since the anniversary, you should at least, i don’t know, add it to salads, but we add it, pavel-pavlovich, we add it , in salads, in hodgepodge, and stuffing peppers with it, but there is so much of it left from your anniversary, okay, okay, what else did he order? and i offered him eyeliner, herring, what kind? overseas, the best, well, the one that

was left over from your anniversary, and she hasn’t been here for six months yet rotten? no, well, of course there is a smell, but we serve it like a herring under a fur coat, but under a fur coat it doesn’t smell. almost, well, okay, what else was in the victim’s order? the caviar was red. what is left after the anniversary too? yes, no, what are you saying, after the anniversary a month ago, it ended, but this is fresh. where? well, you yourself, two weeks ago, from some dealer... you took a bucket of caviar for a liter of vodka, and so half the bucket has already gone, and the rest is in the basement, why is it in the basement, and not in the refrigerator, well, in ...