you can ask this so that even i can hear, but he’s sitting so proud, on his own, warming himself, these frozen ones are sitting next to him, he’ll warm himself, well, ask, the devil i need you, he’s like that, you know, he only loves himself, you see, well, you can ask me, can you? baba sonya, they love you, ask! baba sonya, do you love me? they all need love so much that they talk to themselves. i ask you, tell me, woman, you, me, they love you, it’s me, me, someone loves me, maybe what’s your name? i'm tatyana. tanya, well, baba, sonya, loves you? sonya, does anyone love you? what you? danya,

an elderly man is running with me now, i say, are you running after me? the old horse doesn’t spoil the furrows, as if spoiling the furrows, but the air, it’s dull, like singing, i’m afraid to hurt, he thinks i’m singing, applauds me, you know, oh , that’s the girl, do you hear, tanya, i was rubbing you, tanya, i can’t go out there to you to talk intimately, but time already allows, really, yes, who told me, yes, you can stand up, please, show me, look, what kind of evening suit is she wearing, come here, turn around, i’m coming.

10:00 pm calls, sonya, what are you doing? i say what he can do, an intelligent, elderly woman, at 10:00 pm, i say, i’m sitting, eating, i tell him, i’ve already become cold as a fish with you, you know what he’s telling me, city fish,

yes, damn it, it’s such a delicacy, like this, like this, all our lives we live and live and live and live and run and run and want to be first everywhere, but at the end everyone wants to come last, as they say, the almighty... protects everyone, just deadlines the storage is different, you understand, yes, yes, who will be in charge of the operation, dr. bragin, if you don’t mind, the premiere at rta, the city is falling asleep, the mafia is waking up, bragin’s 11 friends, what an amazing person.

you just have the talent to always be in the center of the event , the main thing is that they dig you, let them dig you, there is time for a friend, i need to cry, well, things aren’t going very well for us, you can stay with the children today, and tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, i’m here, help, please, make her stand up, who told us that we are doctors, and you are not doctors, i am a plumber, and he sick, still with you, dear colleagues, you are saboteurs.

so everything is fine, then all the days are about your children, i’m saying, the children ruined everything for me, dear mothers, whose child smells like dior, if? from the new collection , then mine, come on, run, when you give me the twenty, okay, take it, good day, you were fired in the morning, i have to work another week, honestly, do you need a bag , yes, you need one t-shirt, no , don’t take t-shirts, they tear, thank you very much, well , they don’t always tear, well, they tear, they tear, history of a big country on friday, on rtr, tell me, son-in-law, have you ever been jealous of my daughter? no, we'll watch it on the weekend. angel, for what deeds of mine were you sent to me?

you are not just a beautiful woman, you are absolutely amazing, you love her, and she, she is with my father. roman kal, for some, beauty is a ticket to a happy life. you'll definitely like it. for others, it is a test of loyalty. well, what are you silent? what should i say? well , should i shout or hit something? i don't know. when your husband has an affair, where does he take you? your chosen ones? too beautiful wife, today on rtr. we go to the doctor, take up a lot of his time with empty complaints, and we don’t go to the doctor when we seriously need to go, forewarned is

forearmed. any remedy has a downside with the most necessary knowledge about health. we dispel myths and help you find out the truth. how to proceed? in order to land well, you need to warm up beforehand. what should you pay attention to? there should be a pill for each risk factor. where to look for help? you only need five ingredients which will benefit the entire body. two decades pass from the onset of the disease to its manifestation, so the whole family must be examined. the most important information from the most competent sources. take comprehensive care of your body. from monday to friday on rtr, you won’t believe this happened to me here recently, i’m standing backstage, and new russian grandmothers without headscarves pass by, and you, horror, didn’t recognize them, i already

told you this story, yur , i stood next to you and didn’t recognize them either, this the only story from the life behind the scenes that you have, i have, yes, but andrey has. there are plenty of them, we all love to relax, but we choose different vacations depending on opportunities, i know that grigory leps can not only relax, he can also earn money on vacation, to your applause, grigory viktorovich leps, the best animator, you had fun with me, ladvere at sea. and now go home, why don't you bomb, get out of my way, poor parvatar, now i'll entertain another, i'm

an animator, with you, what a bomb, it's time to leave another, bbi dari, glass pads, glasses, here is my fish, he will tear it to shreds, animator grisha,

thank you, the lead singer of the group zveri will tell you about how they relax in turkey. roma, beast , meet me, i can’t drink anymore,

i’ve drank everything i can, i don’t want to eat either, i ’ve gained weight like a pig, bright yellow glasses, all swollen like a seal, very much. not sad pupils, i want to go home to dzyumel, canteen, pool, pool, canteen, and so, we go for 10 days, masovka, i’ll drink depils and two liters of beer, if i leave, i’ll leave, thank you! thank you, of course, the situation on vacation is different, it happens that

misunderstandings arise between local residents and visitors; igor nikolaev will talk about the southern mentality. friends, i went through the palading process again. he fell in love with elena, with great and reverent love, and he made barbecue. fed her, carried the churchela right in the room, he forgot what fear means, forgot his own family, but here’s a surprise, lena’s husband arrived at night quietly, having been stitched up with a hematoma, the result of this meeting, ruben...

hello sochi, this is lyuba says, the owner of bentley and terrari, in your nakedness and a miracle, they were waiting, there was a traffic jam, they were creating an interpretation. and i really want to go to the concert, but

the traffic jam is unlikely to end soon, in this traffic jam, i stand alone, friends, all together, to the only gentle one, i stand near the playpen, with hope. as before, that we will clear the traffic jam, but it’s unlikely that everything will improve, well , the truth is, the traffic jam is toiling, we seem to be on guard in this traffic jam, thank you, thank you. yura, yes, well, if it’s not a secret, how do you spend

your leisure time? do you mean weekend or what do you mean? the same as the russian language dictionary, and it says: leisure is time free from work. seryozha, like anyone artist, i spend all my free time from work waiting for job offers. and i know two popular artists who have a great time spending their leisure time right at work. who doesn’t know them, these are the new russian grandmothers, their number is called leisure. dear comrades, today on this stage for you. madrona megamatulina and claudia tsvyatochek enter!

the old red-haired woman moved forward again, and so did i again. tura is standing alone, that’s where she disappeared, she was just standing there, picking her nose with her finger, she’s like this all the time, it’s a sofa keyboard, something if he forgets to put it on, take it off, then the boots are torn , then the goths attacked, then the kitten needs to be taken off the tree, take it off urgently, take it off right now, so what? hello again everyone, brothers, there’s no need to be scared, it’s just about five minutes late, just behind the scenes, someone nice , i wanted to take my phone number, i gave him the number, he almost died, i barely pumped it straight to you, in general, hello people,

it will be fine now, we will fall out of life for about 100 minutes, where is the arithm? but there is no rhyme, yes, yes, yes, it’s a problem, but for a cheerful dog, it’s all nonsense, we came to you from afar, where no one ever writes poetry, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you are like karaki,

you started, you wanted to feed the swans, why, it hurts, they are thin, feathers straight to the bone, they can barely walk on stage, they limp, yes, that’s it in white slippers, these are crazy pointe shoes, so i say, the main thing is that everyone is walking on these, on show-offs, on pointe shoes, i say again, kiss me on the...

who was most bothered by these, how quiet, quiet, pointe shoes, then , i watched the scene and thought, the swans would be released into the wrong pond, i would make a couple of nasty jokes with this swan, come on, what are you really saying, i started touching something, that’s enough, what are you doing, princess chicken. “enough with the bones of raking a soup set in the park, you don’t understand anything, you, this is a dance, a dance of swans dying for love, but you’ll die already , have you gone crazy or something, right in the tailbone, listen, people

have gathered together in a very serious way, to watch how it wriggles here, volochkova’s dried version is also for me. i won’t go to the ballet with you anymore , will you go to the cinema? i won’t go to the cinema, there ’s a lot more sex there than on the screen, and you’re also crazy, comrade, another blatant case , recently, last thursday, maybe a week ago, he took me to the cinema to see a horror film, what is it called, the dead dead, that ’s the main thing, the lights were turned off, the screensaver has already started, columbia pictures presents a film by john jejay jr., the killer flower, and in 3d it’s not flat, i got lost in the dark, misfortune has gone astray, just imagine, sitting in the dark, suddenly even a living person walks by and chews human flesh,

you’re lying, it wasn’t like that, of course it wasn’t like that, it was even worse, and the main thing would be that it would just go away, no, she trampled through the rows, a urret climbs, matron, matron, and teeth come out of the mouth fall out, are you a crazy fool or something , and this is popcorn, the audience saw it, panic began right away, but we were watching the movie alone, and no one was slurping in your ear, maybe no one was chomping at you, but you hit me so hard with your orn, he spits, the main thing is that you spit, there are no peels there, these are not seeds for you. i wanted to hit you straight, but why didn’t you hit me? it’s a pity, nature has already rested on you , and this rest was according to the system, what is it called, when everything is possible, that you

grumble, and grumble, grumble, women always grumble, that’s when they don’t have a man, a woman, i’ll give you a hint, now you can meet good men at pop concerts, that’s why women go there in shoals and pruss, it’s my fault that i reminded you, i’ll definitely tell you, my friend has been with me for a long time, yes, he says, let’s go to a concert at... some, i i say, who do you want? nastasya mikhailova, says: why, i’m a woman over 40 , hello, take it, i don’t want it, i’m divorced, i love stasik, hello, stasik, comrades, a decent person, sang a song, didn’t touch anyone, this is a crazy fan from the front row, jumped onto his neck, hung like a lady, and stas mikhailov sings, let go, let go, listen, old woman,

how can you not tear out a tuft of wool for that kind of money? who's great? i'm done! and stasik! and the runny nose has gone away,

this is a thing, a souvenir, sell it, what to sell, a scrap of something, are you crazy or something, you don’t have enough money, go get another loan. why did you pay for the ticket? i’m a chocolate bunny, i’m small, but look at yourself , it’s okay, i won’t be silent, comrades, we once went with her to the cat theater under the control of a puppet, i asked, as a person, don’t tell this story to anyone, why are you performing i tore it off, i didn’t tear anything off, i tore it off, first i tore off my skirt, then the performance, it’s not my fault, it burst on its own, comrades, you know what, a bottle of valerian in my pocket burst and it started flowing down my legs... who ’s crazy about you? bring valerian to the cat theater, i always carry it with me, probably, you’re nothing but nerves, i

drink valerian, in short, and he put some kind of drink in the keys, or something, it just leaked into his sock and stinks, but they didn’t rush there are 200 of them, the comrades of the artists of the kuplachev theater, when they discovered valerian, pounced on the matryuns and gave it to them lick everything, that's... the crumpled one jumped up on the curtain and climbed up, the cats were following her , screaming, matryonka was fighting them off with her slippers, screaming, the audience was screaming, the doll ran out, screaming, lord, he was the one who looked under her skirt, i'll look from above, mothers , i’ll look from below, fathers, they barely pulled the cats away from her, my, you know what she came up with, if you

glue sandpaper to the cat’s paw. after all, he will then not only wash himself, but also bid out of here, don’t be upset, wash him, i know what i came up with, next time you and i will go to football, so you have a bottle of vodka in your pocket crush, so that the men will also attack you , look, you will find happiness, ivan’s treasures, you are a stupid woman, not a man has six, what, so that you can comfortably go where you want, do what you want, in a word, so that you just feel good when i feel good, when the audience laughs at you... and they clap for me, there is so much entertainment now, there is a choice, thank god, circus, theater, cinema, museums and ballet, if you are going, brothers, to relax and laugh, come to the concert with two girlfriends, we will play for you,

let's sing and even tie. lose a couple of extra pounds, there is no reason to be sad, hey, handsome men, come over, i ’ll give you all an autograph, dobishche, go, lesson, we love performing, and today we wish you that your belly button will burst from laughter.

nikita, you will marry me for 3000 , half a million, a million, i want a family, but a real one, not an effective one, i love your daughter with all my heart and i want to ask you for her hand in marriage, which the deputy has arranged, i agree. listen, antokha, you can’t do the same, listen, brother, live your life, don’t meddle in mine, come on bye, are you twins, something like that , fell in love, oh, grandma, you can’t hide anything from you, daddy, you married the daughter of a rich businessman, yes, but you turned out to be the husband of a daring unemployed girl, he took him off,

congratulations, you’re pregnant. without love on friday on rtr, you watch 100 to one, what is our task to open the entire scoreboard, we can handle it, if you ask, then there’s a catch. everyone knows the name of which character from pushkin’s works.

if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, tomorrow on rtr. i barely caught up, man, i’m warning you right away, there’s no money, but i’m holding on, it’s better beat me right away before i give you an oak, pasha, what are you doing, it’s me, your neighbor, misha, great, mishanya, great, oh, sorry, i didn’t recognize, i feel like i’m in a bathhouse, all... everything is before my eyes it’s swimming, it’s out of habit, when i ran for the first time, everything went dark in my eyes, how long have you been running? 5 days, kilometers, 5 minutes, oh, my wife

threw a scandal early in the morning, you see, i forgot that today, on this day, is our twentieth anniversary, our first joint love text, well, i pulled on a t-shirt and i gave it only now i’m afraid i’ll have to run every morning, tomorrow there will be a new scandal, why don’t you run, we don’t need your extra pounds, pasha, listen, since you and i are now athletes, let’s run together, mishanya, great idea, just me 5

minutes ago i realized, i’ve never been a marathon runner, but there are alternative sports, maybe a bicycle, misha, and misha, of course, a bicycle, of course, if mine blathers again that i’m not spinning, you and i will have an iron-clad alibi, great, see you tomorrow on the bike path, what time, exactly 5 minutes after the start of the next scandal, mishanya, i can’t hold out that long, let’s do it in three, mishanya, or maybe in two minutes. hey, girls, my dears, what have i recently learned? it turns out that in order to live happily with your husband for many, many years, you need to create family

scandals every day. yes, scandal is the key to family happiness. there are plenty of reasons; any phrase can serve as a reason for a scandal. for example, he tells you: darling, i’m dying of... love for you, and you say, i’ll die for you, you you will live with me a long, happy , life full of torment, that’s all, a scandal for a couple of hours , but then, when you make up, such a thrill, how a smart man behaves, early morning, his wife wakes up, says, darling, i don’t look very good today, he says, darling, you look very, very, very, but as i understand it, there will still be a scandal, my grandmother gave... advice even before the wedding: never threaten your husband with divorce, don’t even give him hope for freedom when she husband hinted at divorce, she showed him with two hands nine figs, oh how i loved it, i believe that

a scandal must be stormy so that later it will be pleasant to make peace, my husband and i once yelled at each other so much that the neighbor downstairs called and said: what program is such a good action film on? i ask my friend: how did you manage to live with your wife for so many years, and you look great at the same time, he says, and we immediately agreed, as soon as she starts making trouble, i immediately leave home, this is how i spent 50 years in the fresh air , find a clue, for example, you tell him: i'm all day i’m spinning like a fool on a wheel, he says: it’s not a fool, but a squirrel, yes, a squirrel has a fur coat, but i ’m a fool, kolya, haven’t you forgotten that tomorrow is exactly 15

years since you and i got married, no, katya, i haven’t forgotten , but i have already forgiven you for that. kolya, i’m worried about the high level of cholesterol in your blood, but what do you care, i’m drinking it. yes, but keep in mind that some scandals can lead to crime, nights, bedroom, the wife says to her husband: “oh, misha, misha, let ’s play role-playing games with you, as if i were a call girl, as if you called me , i just came, i’m standing there, he says: “natasha, can i look at everyone first.”

a scandal or this situation: a drunk husband picked up a cat on the street, comes home , the wife opens the door, the husband says: look, this is a monkey from the jungle, the wife says: some kind of monkey, this is a cat, she says, don’t bother me, i’m with i’m talking to a cat, a scandal or this situation, the husband says to his wife: listen, well, my mother-in-law promised to give me a gift after the wedding... the daughter calls her mother, cries and says: mom, mommy, only 2 weeks have passed since the wedding, and the husband wants sex with two women, the mother says: don’t worry, daughter, tell me, i ’m arriving now, or this is the situation, listen, the wife came home late, drunk, the husband about... he’s so angry about what you said , she

said so harshly to him, and now it’s verse, he was stunned, he says, what verse, she says, verse is a verb, sat down and verse, thousands of studies. for years they have been puzzling over the problem and cannot understand why the wife is cheating on her husband, everything is very simple, i tell you, the wife cheats on her husband in only three cases, in three: what if he bad, b, if he is good, c, if he is not this, not that, everything, everything, but a child’s question, what is not a reason to make a row, who did you bring from kindergarten, what is this, our daughter? she has grown up, she has taken shape, she sings such a cheerful song, oh, you goat, open your eyes, you brought

home a drunk teacher, i recently told my husband, dear, it seems to me that i was sent to you by fate, i thought after these words, he will get on his knees and kiss my hands starts, he says: it seems so to me too, so i don’t know for what sins, i say what you said, he says: don’t boil, cool down , i say, oh cool down, you still want my death, but here we go, i’ve been taking care of you for so many years, when you almost died, i cooked soup for you, he says: you’re not confusing anything, but first you made me soup, then i almost died, well, it’s a scandal, here’s the situation, two men meet, one says to the other: listen, what kind of wife am i, and how about i? i come home on the eve of the date, she immediately hits me on the head with a rolling pin, the second one says:

what are you doing, and you put the pan on your head, every other day he meets, he says: well, i’ll try, he says: oh, you know, it’s so cool, she doesn’t see anything in this pan at all, no scandal, dear women, how mortal, but here you’ll get into a fight, break the dishes, detente, he once, during a scandal, he said to me: listen, you can go somewhere, and i say where, abroad, he says, no, in my ear, well, he immediately got it, where he called it, a wonderful reason for a scandal , jealousy, here it is sits with his head buried in the telly, and there is some singer singing in a bad voice, you you say that you were staring at this hanger, and you had something with it, he says: galya, open your eyes, what could have happened to me with sergei zverev, you know, everyone says that the main thing is the weather in the house, i heard or saw that your husband began to look to the left, immediately

start a scandal, and if there is no reason , let alone start one, just start sitting down stupidly opposite each other, why are you staring at me, and he says, nothing, i’m looking at everything, no, no that’s it, you ’re comparing me with your mistress, yes, he says, with which mistress, with which one, with the same one, then a brilliant phrase that i dreamed about yesterday, or it’s 4:00 in the morning, the husband is sleeping, the wife can’t sleep, and he’s sleeping, and she’s lying there, tossing and turning, then she says: kolya, kolya, tell me, do you... love me more than life itself? , he says , yeah, no, tell me that you love me more than life, he says: okay, i love you, more than life, damn good, just say that you love

me more than life, he says: yes, “i love you, more than life , you’re lying, i’m not lying, since i married you, i can’t stand this life, they say that marriage is based on patience, nonsense, marriage is based on impatience, when you can’t wait to see, feed, hug, quarrel, run away quickly. reconcile, marriage is based on love, like everything in this world , yes, sometimes you want to hit him in the head with a frying pan, but loving, a lot has been said about women, you will not

understand a woman with your mind, but so that she becomes clearer to us, we are now talking about the female lot. .. let’s sing, i got behind the wheel, i’m driving smartly, in the morning in moscow, there are traffic jams everywhere, only everyone lets me through, they respect the woman behind the wheel, suddenly the inspector runs towards me, waves and blooms, i won't notice. i just don’t need to stand, i’m going to the skating rink, i’ll ride, for many years without end,

i hinted to my husband that i wanted as a gift, something from... from an arctic fox, that there was papyun fur, to keep me warm, but he gave it to me my dear, right in front of everyone, valenki on mika, felt boots on mika, valinki on kinamiku. apparently it ’s a sin, my husband is freezing on the balcony, welded on fur, the doctor will help him, i can’t do it anymore.

i came to the hospital with my head, the pain was so bad, even scream, there was no money for treatment, the doctors told me, plantain grass, better remedies no, you put it to your forehead, everything will go away right away , if the pimple is on your back, or... press a plantain somewhere below, and that place will immediately disappear, i’m standing with a man from tambov, i live in my apartment, he’s good, his name is vova, but he’s lazy, for the life of him, he doesn’t work

, he won’t even hammer a nail and won’t take out the trash in the house, but i was kind, i put up with him, but... then i told him, the boy wants to go to tambok, and you know , chiki-chiki-chiki-chiki-ta, the boy wants to go to tambokh, you know chiki-chiki, chiki-chiki-ta, you’re a guy there, really hard-working, we work the hardest at night and during the day, for i got married to him very soon, with registration, girls, let’s wait, the traffic light wanted to slow down yesterday, but instead i found... i stepped on the gas, and it’s a pity i didn’t have time to move to the side, magnificent st. petersburg and kamaz, i’m sitting unhappy, crying in the car . dare to break a nail for 2,000, real men are yelling outside, my husband

will also yell, he will say what a fool you are, i came home from work one evening, opened the door to the apartment, i walked in, what i saw on the road... froze, at first i i thought, it’s a mirage, there’s a neighbor giving her husband a massage, he’s on the sofa i was lying there, having taken off my knitwear from my body, i raised my hands, the tabur was in my hands, i lowered my hands , the neighbor was crying, i raised my hands, there was a copy maker in my hands, but my husband would have to do the netarka, i raised my hands in my hands, the sovorotka, and my husband flies away, with

balcony sucker, i raise my hands , say goodbye, i completely beat off my husband, like women’s desire, and i did the woman’s share... i want to say one thing, friends, we idolize all men, in general, we don’t want much, we only want, just no trouble, man. the beloved always spoke behind him, the passages and fogs

for you all the daughters and gobans for you all the boutiques in milan for you only for you the sun is burning in the sky for you the wine is pouring into a glass the dawn of you and my heart beats for you only for you and my heart beats for you, it seems like adults, but still dreaming about gifts? new episodes, what could be nicer? sklefosovsky, new episodes, starting

monday. nartr. in the extreme north-west of russia, above the arctic circle, lies a real treasure trove of nature. kola peninsula. sometimes it is called russian lapland, the nature of nakolsky is amazing diverse, including taiga, mountain ranges, tundra, where countless herds of reindeer roam. in the north, the kola peninsula washes the barintsevo sea, warming it. and the warm atlantic currents do not freeze it all year round; in the east and south

, the peninsula is separated from the mainland by an ice-bound white sea. some scientists believe that the northern cradle of humanity, the legendary hyperborea, was located right here, on the kola peninsula. will you try it on? thank you! where is the photo client, i understood you correctly, absolutely, there are no tears visible in the rain, in

sunday on rtr. the floor is shaking, the hay is shaking, big changes have come, in the new season with a new renovation, with a slight movement of the hand, we are making three different functional zones out of this absolutely faceless room, ideas are overflowing, we want to transform it. a radiator into an art object, there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling, much will become clear, but dreams are becoming a reality, look,

let them into your home, big changes, every sunday on rtr, annushka has already bought sunflower oil, and not only bought it, but even sold it. were volendas seen again on the patriarchs? you are a historian, i am a historian. today there will be an interesting story at the patriarchs. black mark, yes, there will be posters now. margarita again takes yellow flowers in her hands, i came out with yellow flowers so that you can finally find me, the master burns his novel again, trouble will happen to me, i don’t want you to die along with by me, so, citizens, now the famous foreign artist monsieur woland will perform before you, a true story in a new quality, it will be like this, the master and margarita, midnight

is approaching, miss, today. on rtr already on the platform, we are watching all the episodes right now, in the application or on the website, friends, the clock hands are telling us that our program is running out of time, the scale hands are hinting that sitting in front of the tv for a long time is harmful, but i just want to say, like in childhood, remember when mom called home from the yard, but you can still five minutes, okay, seryozha, it wasn’t, let’s look a little more. moreover, such artists are great, and yu and i, dear friends, are telling you bye-bye, but rest assured, because, as the famous song says, behind the pain of separation, the hour of fun and

news will come to you again. “interesting physics, the resistance of the conductor is, as a rule, much weaker than the resistance of the conductor. valera, you are at home, i’m not here, why not, i see you, i came to you.” i don’t know, lyokha knows, he knows him personally, if shakespeare wrote a drama about my life, he wouldn’t have finished writing valera, he would have burst into tears, valera, but what

actually happened, valera, look at me. i’m here, valera, and you’re here, you have a drink , no longer, why am i always dangerous, fate, my father told me, he spoke, but i didn’t listen to him , what he told you, i don’t know, i didn’t listen, my father too he said, i don't listen to him.

money, i say, luda, you are a grown woman, money is in the central treasury of russia, my wife also had an incident, we came to rest in thailand, it is in the center of europe, we were renting a bungalow, who was renting, well, the house is so small, my tap was leaking, the plumber came every day. “valera, i don’t get it, we’ve been in russia for 10 days already , the plumber keeps coming too, i had

a similar case, recently guests came, also plumbers, also creative intelligentsia, i tell my wife, they didn’t let us through the perfume, she says, here you'll miss it." it’s a nightmare, it’s terrible, and i sat there all evening, punished by myself , sober, valera, you understand, valera, you have a drink, valera, i haven’t drunk for a long time, 42 minutes, why am i always late, and such thoughts creep into my head, i’ve been coming here recently too. home after work and your wife from the doorstep, where were you? i say: i was on a drip for 12 days, a nightmare? what's happened? in the railway depot

, an unopened tank of alcohol was discovered, and there, too, someone made a small hole at the bottom, she already knows, it’s been a whole month, who hasn’t been lying under this drip, i was lying too, believe me, she didn’t believe it, they’re with them at all, it’s better not to prove anything to them, i once talked to my wife, i said, tamara, i’m so strict, i say, tamara, be stricter, tamara, don’t scare me, i say, we’ve been getting married for 15 years now , maybe we’ll wash you off, maybe you’ll get a little drop, 15 years, valera, that’s a period, 15 years is that... i haven’t been drinking for a long time 47 minutes so i say

we’ve been with you and me for 15 years, have there been any men , did i ask so, she says, but you can’t meet valera, life is full of surprises, of course, i know, i recently entered a new leisure center, i go up to the main floor and

i say, please, i need a subscription for the whole year, the man tells me, this is the wine department, fitness room on the floor above, oh, i once had a case, i went into a car store , a priora was waiting for me, i sympathize, thank you, i say, to the seller, the seller, i have a laza priora, he says, so he said , i sympathize, i tell him, i need a set of spark plugs for the priora, he says, there are no problems. you brought candles, do you know why? for kamaz, for hemorrhoids. i tell him, comrade, this is a suppository for hemorrhoids, do you know what he told me? they definitely

fit. valera, unlike you, i generally can’t be caught off guard, so can you ask me? any question, i will immediately answer you, the answer. well, for example, the population of kampuchea is up to 2000.

again a museum, and you’re smart, valerka, what are you, you ’re like this one, like leonardo, this one, what’s his name, which one, yes vincis, who it is, i don’t know, lyokha knows, he’s with him i personally know you, no, i’ll tell you, you know, i’ll tell you that i’ve been waiting for this question, it’s my day yesterday, i even photographed it on... you can look, this is a photo of you lying on the sofa, no, valera, this video, valera, you worked as a nurse, valera, at least dig up some, you should have reserves, valera, i worked as a nurse, a nurse, and we were once transporting a felcher.

not yes valera, but an indiscreet question , why did you stop going to the bathhouse with the boys, that you have some secrets, well, secrets, a secret in principle, someone grunts, yes, it’s me, in principle there is no secret, i’m like- then i went to a tattoo parlor, they do tattoos there, i’m telling you guys. give me a tattoo of a tank on my entire

back, why a tank? well, what are the options? after 5 minutes they tell me: it’s ready, i say: opana, why so fast? they say: why pin four letters? what you are you distracting me?

monat, in connection with what? in connection with the beginning of a healthy lifestyle. i went, i went, i went, i went, i went, with the beginning of a healthy lifestyle, to you valera with the beginning of a healthy lifestyle, valera, friends, be healthy. he is a wonderful match, he is the only thing that connects me with his mother, i believed the topic, not only did he change me, he also lied to me all these years. move on with your life,

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