for the murder of bender on khitrovka, a motive is not needed, i don’t know that it was on the stripes, the dog, in my opinion, is an exciting series, we are gathering an orchestra, we will perform shostakovich’s seventh symphony, whoever does not take risks, luck does not smile on him, we will succeed, i will operate, i’m scared, as if i’m not me, unfortunately, no motive is visible. murders there is a connection between the murders, but there is one, and we will find it, i remind you once again that this is my investigation, let 's agree in advance, you are the coach, i am the player, a dizzying show and the best music, and you in general, you spend most of your life on your feet or on your head, i don’t even know, i want to read, please read, i don’t know how to read, turn on the music blogger, my hope for the winter, songs of russia hold up, in general

russia is a very beer-drinking country, inimitable humor and entertainment for every taste. dafik poured hot water over himself and told his wife, i’m leaving, i looked around, she had already packed my things. meetings with the stars. what is more difficult: becoming a good person or remaining? the question is certainly interesting, both difficult and different. you the most understanding program about animals, among friends. when difficult trials come into our lives, it is very important to unite , not to betray anyone, no matter what happens , the story of a mysterious disappearance is live, the whole studio is discussing the nature of the conflict, why mother and son and daughter-in-law have not communicated for 5 years, advanced documentaries, now the flag of the russian federation rises over the norwegian sea, it was one of the most striking episodes of historical triumph. ours brought liberation to the peoples of europe.

soviet people, current news, political investigations and impartial analysis. the program is live for 60 minutes, the news goes on air. hello, key events, what will this day be remembered for, when the whole world calls black white, we choose the truth. vladimir putin sits in this chair ; he, as you and i remember, walks through these doors into the hall. everything you can’t imagine russia without. only on the rtr planet channel. we welcome all our lucky ones to the tv screens. lucky because we made it to the start of our program? that's why

too, and also because scientists have established that laughter produces the happiness hormone in the human body, there will be a lot of laughter today, and we are starting our fun hormone therapy in the fun per hour program. seryozha, a busy work week has come to an end, and many people just need to relieve stress, let’s relieve it. for this purpose, we have our own full-time specialist who conducts the appointment.

stress, a leaf fell from a tree, i’m stressed, the sparrow chirped loudly, stress, mother-in-law got sick. stress, recovered, terrible stress, and my wife does not understand my tender psyche, she once brought me to the ballet, i saw this guy in tights on stage, i was so stressed, she was like that in tights.

choreography, and these kids were running around him in circles, flirting, i stood up and shouted, this can’t happen to women! in nature , this is how it should be, everything was tied up here, i was kicked out of the hall, such was the stress, kez says, let him read books, it helps with stress, i took the only one stephen king, zombie vampires kills dead werewolves, in the evening from stress i drank everything what was in the house, including... a place with kerosene toilet duck, in general i went the way of varia libasov, my mother-in-law says, let him watch tv, distract himself, i sat down

to watch, it shows such golem, i couldn’t stand it, i drank, my wife says where you found stress here, i say, larisa. these tv moguls treat us like morons, they show such blasphemy on the body, there ’s some kind of plate spinning for a whole hour, she says: you’re a fool, you’re sitting in front of the microwave, as it is, she says, board games help, we sat down to play cards, i father-in-law and downstairs neighbor baba zoya, 75 years old. they played in the dressing room, no matter how hard i tried to make sure that baba zoya didn’t lose, i put up trump cards , drew her six aces, a ten trump, an eleven,

she still lost and undressed, i was so stressed. i got so drunk, then i look, and the babazoi are nothing, sweetie, my wife somehow guesses that i drank, i don’t know how she does it, i somehow removed all the evidence, bleach, drank three mugs, i get up , twist the meat meat grinder, she comes in, says he drank, i say how... how did you guess? she says: well, first of all, you're twisting the cat's tail, secondly, you put on my mom’s nightie without taking your mom out. tes says let them do push-ups

from the floor, it helps with stress, i must say, my father-in-law started renovations in the house, removed all the covers from the sockets, i lay down to do push-ups with my toes, i got into... i did 2742 push-ups in 15 seconds, i’m stressed, father-in-law is stressed, my wife says when you need to unwind, she bought me a ticket for an excursion to a cognac factory with a cognac tasting, when... i was deported home, i felt like a bee that was torn from a honey-bearing meadow, the day the guards finally caught me , it was so stressful, i came home drunk, my wife freaked out, turned on the tv, and there this doctor malysheva said, all the stress is from

an excess of male hormones, here are castrated cats, they are calm... they have no stress, my wife says: you heard, cat, and i say, larisa, a miracle happened, i was healed, now i have no stress, i wish you a positive day all day, please tell me, have you already heard about the new production. isn't this the next romeo and juliet? no, i haven't heard. if you want, i can help with tickets. no, thank you, i already know how it will end. yes, everyone knows this, but the plot is not important here, the main thing is the interpretation. you know, after the new interpretation performed by

elena stepanenko, it’s hard to surprise me. this is the interpretation of all interpretations. the world has never seen such productions of romeo and juliet. yesterday i watched the film romeo on tv. juliet burst into tears, she felt so sorry for herself, i thought, what kind of love, tenderness, romance they have there, but for me, just, mother, let me eat, well, let me eat, my husband came home from work, i said: “vova, let’s go with you.” live like romeo, juliet, huh? he says, come on, i’ve been wanting to kill your brother for a long time.” for the second year he won’t give 5.00 rubles. i say: “vova, you don’t

understand, romeo loved juliet so much that he poisoned himself for her.” he says: “i almost i was poisoned by your dirty cabbage rolls, i told you, they cost 3 days, let’s give it to the cat." you say, no, eat it yourself, i feel sorry for the cat. i say: “vova, what does cabbage rolls have to do with it, i ’m telling you about romance, juliet, so as not to go out married count paris, drank a special composition, after which a person seems dead, he says: yes, i know this composition, 50 g of vodka, 50 g of beer, repeats 10 times, no, you know how romantically they got married, there was no one at the wedding, only he and she, he says, this is right, but 250 of us at the wedding." i was partying, we drank so much that we already have grandchildren, and we still haven’t paid for the wedding. i say: “vova, do you even

understand what i’m telling you? i ’m telling you that in the past, men used to shoot over women.” he says: i didn’t shoot myself either, when i saw you in a new swimsuit, when you mixed up your top and bottom. i speak. that's it, vova, that's it, let's live with you like in the movies. do you remember the film about the gardomarinov, where chevalier debrigli stole anastasia yaguzhinskaya. he says: i wish you were the one who stole it, huh? and i would have grabbed your mother. i say, vova, even the ancient greek gods were romantics. he zeus, in order to take possession of queen leda, descended from heaven, turning into a swan. he says, and i think that your mother is feeding swans in the park, what a fool,

she’s hoping for something else, and i say: vova, well , remember how romantic dubrovsky put a note in a hollow for masha, he says, what at dubrovsky was karius, if the notes fit in the hollow, i say. arrtanyan fought with swords with the cardinal’s guards, defended his beloved, he says: mother, i fought too, remember, on new year’s eve some drunk broke into our place, vova, no one broke into our place, no one, it was you who got into trouble i didn’t recognize the whole thing in the mirror, i was upset , but i would have thought it was romantic, he hadn’t seen his wife for 16 years, he had been faithful to his wife for all 16 years, he... come on, it was his wife who thought so. i say it’s not true, vova, it’s not true.

stirlets could not deceive his wife, he says: “yeah, the whole third reich could, but couldn’t do it with my wife.” i say: “i say: my god, vova, who do i live with, huh?

the birds over there even have romance, he’s a titmouse, building a nest, so the male brings her twigs, sticks, dry grass, he says, yeah, petrov i brought home dry grass, 7 years in payali, i say, well, at aastov, i saw it myself, the female flew somewhere, the male sat on the eggs, he says: but i also sat down when i put the bag with eggs on the sofa, mother, what do you want from me, and for me to like dartanan? and ride on a horse to the office, shove it to the boss a note from dubrovsky in his ear, brought twigs, sticks, sat on the eggs and recited poems, i said: vova, i just want you to perform feats, he says, yes, i do them, only life is different now, and the feats are different,

now pay communal, it’s a feat, isn’t it a feat, every evening you listen to your mother’s full retelling of the program, let’s get married. who married whom, what matchmaker roza sabitova said, how astrologer vasilisa volodina reacted, what larisa guzeeva objected to her, and most importantly, a good specialists in choosing a husband. guzeeva is married for the third time, her husband beat and beat the matchmaker and ended up leaving her. and they teach the whole country. how to get married successfully, i say, vova, i just want you to be more romantic and do at least something for me, he says: mother, i only did one thing for you, i

live for you. do you think it’s easy for me at 62 years old to work as a pizza delivery boy, i walk slowly, i don’t have a car, by the time i deliver it, the pizza is about to expire, that’s what they call me at work, heavenly slow-moving, and recently i was walking, hungry, and couldn’t resist gnawing on a piece , the client calls and says: you have rats, the boss says to me: listen, rat, take another bite of pizza, i’ll tear out the murder weapon for you, how embarrassing? but i endure everything, just to bring you some money , today i was running around the city like an old dog, my legs are icy, my back hurts, hungry, cold, i think i’ll come home now, eat borscht, cutlet, watch tv, here you are , with your romance, well, you’re chattering,

you’re chattering, well, at least stay in silence for a second, i quickly put it on him... and then he looked at me like that, that i... that my vovka is the biggest romantic, well, let's sing clean songs, come on, you used to be

like a candle, you were warm like... energy-saving, like your wife bought a fur coat, became harmful, became rude, all from that mink scandal, mad the animal was suffering, at night the granddaughter unexpectedly came to the grandmother in jeans, she got up in the morning, everything is fine, but the pants are from 103 patches, the husband’s wife hit her husband with a copper basin, how much in vain... now he speaks chinese without a dictionary, on new year’s eve he smeared milka ketchup, all the way from the seed to the legs, wow, hot dog, we will no longer cook jellied meat with our family in the new year, the husband in it has a frostbitten ear, honor his shnobel with his cheek, the wife is fasting for the fifth day,

she dreams of sausage at night, her husband ivan ivan is crying but not a diplomat bragen is on the black list of the chief physician suspended for a month , even pavlova cannot change the situation, nor do i prescribe. no, our business is people, that’s right, a conflict with the administration threatens disaster, i ask you to prepare a dismissal order,

because the lives of patients are at stake, my wife is dying, but things don’t seem to be going well for us, with whom are you going to operate, with bragin, of course, we won’t find a better one, sosovsky new episodes and we are watching on monday on rtr, please, acquaintance and roll call, possible without formation. i am very glad that you came to visit me. how much tea has been drunk, how many stories have been told, i was daring in a white tuxedo, and i'm starting.

with timur kizikov on sunday on rtr. did they say who? i asked him not to talk, the main thing is that he is healthy. let's see on the weekend. we're having twins, girls. what girls, you promised me that there would be a son. oh, when double happiness is a burden. but i lost a child and i don’t want to lose my wife yet, i will pay any money before it’s too late, do a good deed, i have to share, but where is the second girl? i heard her

screaming, where is my child, and i’m still thinking , well, how can it be, but it’s a boy, but a girl was born, what miracles, she’s completely different, her character doesn’t look like either you or leroy, our your son will be all like you, olga, deceptions... happen to you, but don’t you think that this is somehow too much, nothing is too much, two shores of hope, today on rtr, there, high, high, someone spilled milk, our program is dedicated to the stars, they are the ones who serve.

how much color and positivity you have, it’s so sincere, it’s so honest, hello andrey, andrey malakhov’s evening show. today on rtr , we approach , we approach, we form, we form, i went down into the underground passage unsightly, came out as a certified specialist, tell me, do you have any diplomas, from the massachusetts, technological, to the odgege, cosmetic, and that they take well, but not especially if honestly, who's on the subway? travels, those who already have diplomas, well, yes, but those who don’t, they do it with all their might on...

on their eighteenth birthday, and you guessed it, i see right through people, i have a diploma from the sigmund freud psychology college with honors, by the way , inexpensive, thank you, no need for college, the boy would like to become a diplomat, but well, there is a nuance, yeah. he has problems with russian, english and mathematics, no question, only 100,000, you have a certified diplomat in your family, even if tomorrow they will take you as ambassador to mumbai, by the way, english is not needed there, mathematics and russian too, 100,000, you you know, mubariya is still a bit far away, there is nothing closer, please, maybe your son dreams of becoming a lawyer or an economist for 50,000, huh? is there anything in the lower price range? accountant 30, teacher - 20, engineer 10. uh, i like the trend, i feel a little more.

let's get together, dog choreographer 100, what's 100, 100 rubles. here, here, this is what we need, this is what we need, this is his, the boy loved to dance and play with dogs since childhood, an excellent choice, congratulations, by the way, alumni meetings are regularly held in our transition, who bought their diplomas here, so dear, we are waiting for you, be careful, the doors are closing, the next station is babushkina, the zabe platform, this seems to be a good place, the acoustics are not bad , i can set up the underground passage in an hour, people will rush home from work, grandma will earn money .

throw a full hat, no one throws anything , you throw a piece of paper to a friend, it seems like they throw it normally , citizens, comrades, good people, don’t pass by, pay attention.

the curly one declared competition for me, what an infection, the show-off is clumsy, unpleasant, old-age, damn, what should i do, bravo, shamelessly, bravo, just scared, howling already, yes, howling, vitos is retired.

mom came running to her before dawn, to quickly take a warm place, but oh the reptile, she had already managed to feed her, she showed up, squinting with a scythe, where did the scythe come from overnight, i was the first to come to this place, we agreed, i’m in kazan, you’re in belarusian, let me get out of here, varvara krosa, i’ll buy expensive hair, look at yourself, matryona. not a day without moonshine, not a day without moonshine, gona-gona, i’m grandma matryona, i’m from the chanson radio, i ’m standing there puffing, you’d think you’ve never been to i wasn’t on a bender, i wasn’t, in vain, there’s something to look at, look at what you did, you bastard, it took me half a day to get her settled, get her set up again, kiss me right away.

you’ve seen a computer keyboard, well, you’ve seen it, now you had the same teeth, the spacebar keys, punched the keys, you could lick the swing with your tongue in the cold, but that’s okay, now it’s like a shibana, your tonsils will fall out, you’re generally on friendly terms with your head, we sleep together, he's got a connection with you , he didn't hit you, he didn't hit you, that's enough,

really, she's small, you have to blow into her, you blow you’re good, apparently you know how, so go ahead, as they used to say, remember from here, okay, take me back to the team, i won’t take you , you’re stupid, but where to buy, who to buy, well , labyrinthine, have you gone crazy or something, i say stupid, that means irresponsible person, buy, okay, take it back to the team, well, whatever we earn between the two of us. individually, let’s do this, i’m 51, you’re 49, that ’s it, i agree with the control packet

, i started singing, well, since you’re stronger than me, you get coins, and i...

hello brother, what’s your name? vladimir, vladimir, oh, what? i think he lived in the underground passage, because there is a crisis, the atm is in his liver, everything is fine, the work of the dispute, guy, complaint,

this is not possible, good people, sorry for contacting you, we ourselves are not local, we were going on tour, and the producer deceived us, stole all the money, and disappeared downstairs. side, no one will help us, let's get out of here, okay, you've gone too fast, let's get out of here, let's try to put more pressure on the crisis, maybe it will go towards the crisis, i understand, comrades, gentlemen, bankers, oligarchs and others

swindlers, help as much as you can, during a global crisis, it’s quiet in the forest, but the goat, the arctic fox, is not sleeping. he was recently visited by a crisis with himself, whoever cares, solely for the revival of national culture, thank you, thank you for the horseshoe, as they say, happiness, but it’s quiet in the forest, the goat doesn’t want to, can’t sleep, he’s trying to catch up with the jaguar, you’ll fall asleep ? who cares, the man, as they say, is solely the salvation of the russian automobile industry, thank you, mercy, white dance,

quiet in the forest, but the bear is not sleeping, smart girl, you smell so delicious. i drive and sell, give me a little bit for

courage, which i insisted on, cranberries, apples, potatoes, horseradish to the point of fly agaric, which is not bad, by the way, good, it didn’t suit you again, it went down the wrong throat, you’re in two throats you’re drinking again, dog, klavka, remember kripkova added a little yeast, although things should go on this basis, i’ll start, you ’ll catch on, guy. where the subway is noisy, where the carriage is knocking, go go, there on christmastide we drank moonshine, 10 liters i remember, i caught up, on the third day the squirrel came, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, you came to us well. oh, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, no matter how kondrat comes

, my, let’s play, i’ll dance, don’t dance, please, don’t, please, it’s all late, it started again, koschey returned to the disco, you see, that the dog , klava, there is no need for dancing, otherwise it will be like last time, but as last time was, from a friend, i met a guy at a disco, i decided to arrange a romantic party for him, maybe i put on makeup. shaved my eyebrows, plucked my nails, but on the contrary, stupid, no, not the other way around, lit a candle, kissed it like i put it in a candlestick, i arranged a dinner by candlelight, naval sprat pasta in tomato and cherry compote from the cellar i got it for 79 years , it was clearly left from my mother, it must be raining in the street at the right moment, we’ll put some laundry in the yard, then here we go. what happened, she returned to the house, caught in the rain, the soul is flowing down her cheeks...

ok, i have linoleum, i know, eternal, yes i

know, but i think, men, they are like cocktails in a bar, some are strong, some are weak, there are sour, there are sweet and everyone has straw, that's enough, please, by the way, what kind of cocktail do you prefer, personally , i prefer a cocktail on the sekosno beach, i seriously asked you whether you should get kefir on the stove or valerian in the countryside, you shouldn’t be doing that, men still like me, look at me. the whole huge family, my father-in-law has lost weight like a roach

, and there is a son at work , but i suffer most of all, but i suffer most of all, only blacks, ruin everyone in the world, just yesterday i loved 115 kg, but i went on a diet, and only eat porridge, why do we need this. somehow, this is what you are, but i loved your cookies, pasties with with fish, without fish, pirahã. coryads, plins and belyashi, you forgot , you don’t cook, by the way, you know what the best diet is, who am i or what, i’m asking you, i don’t know, i ’ll tell you, broken chelsea

, there is an island of kudomania in the fashion world, all covered with diets, absolutely all, all covered with diets, absolutely all, the island of thin. but not in the fashion world, there live the unhappy wives of the rich, the secretary has her feet from her ears, hangers on the catwalk, pretentious glamor, there are a lot of divorced people there and ordinary fools that they don’t eat, they’re full of worries, the weight doesn’t go down, it continues to grow, they starve biofeed during the day, tears at night and drink thai pills to the doctors, they seem to be not fat, they could live like that, they should take all your diets and cancel them, but the poor cry... and they suffer again, ask for a couple of kilograms and love will come.

saint, i admired how elegant you can jump, as if athletic women in the past, i thought from a sore point, he is dawn to dawn, dark and dark, love, speak, but nothing more,

attention, give us some money, cute, cherub , apollo, brad pitt, handsome, where are you going, you freak, she shouted, maybe the men don’t like our songs , well, let’s sing about what they like, it’s known what they like, about football, about fishing,

looking at the lawn, 20 big guys in t-shirts and shorts in the field running boots on their feet for 2 hours trying to score a goal with the stands are screaming, indignant, the rams , you wing-horned ballerinas, damn, bandy-legged, are paying you for that with millions, moving faster with your bottons in bentley cars, rolling around to play, not at all old.'

well done, yes, i'm doing well, well done, good, that's when you have musical abilities, yes, good, but not you, yes, but the whole night, the whole overnight. the old man sat above the river, above the river, oh my god, two trout, a pike and a sterlet, well, he wanted to catch, oh , fate, fisherman’s destiny , two buoys were swinging on the waves, oh, you, gypsy tin, no bite, romaley, apparently in vain in a leaf, a coppice, i dug up two buckets of worms,

a shaggy bumblebee, fragrant hops, a dog under a post, a cat in the sandbox, and a male man, almost a century, by the road, going behind the hood. forward further to the sea to the southeast, the navigator calls for those edges where

a carefree time crawls onto the red coastal sand beaches caress our gaze with tanned beauties in bodies heartburn gives us a standard set heartburn gives us a standard set kebab cheburek shuurma cha-cha-cha. it's off, it's off to wash, it's laying down and laying down, what's going on, i say, laying down and laying down, they're not laying down, they're laying down, it's a shame, they're laying down, i've arrived here, they're laying down, i'm saying, they've already put on a whole hat, damn, do you want a beer, you ask, but i’m not asking, i’m kidding, but you know, would i have some ice cream now? do you want, do you want, ice cream, no, i

want normal, well done, you’re mine, well done, i i also think so, every woman should have an official husband and a man as a spare tire, you’ve lost your head, what are you teaching decent women , every woman should have one man, as they say, how is it like a seagull on her head, a wonderful toast, men, we wish it will do for you that women always love you, and not just on payday, and i wish for all the girls that all your men would have a kind of hatabych, there will be troubles on the road and happiness in your city, we won’t be long, we’ll show the show . ..

we will fly night and day to get to you someday to come back again, and to fall in love with each other again, to have fun like today, you’re great, well, let’s go, that’s it! alisa, with my character, i’ll say right away,

it will be difficult, but i can handle it. vladislav reznik, you will live with your mother, i do, you abandoned me, i read the statement, you are a traitor, leonid gromov, and you don’t judge, it’s hot, this is how i should continue to live, i can’t forgive you, i hate my dad, but it will pass, it just takes time, in spite of all the winds, premiere today on rtr.

good morning, my beloved, my voice sounds only for you, my heart beats only for you, in this program not only songs are fulfilled, but also desires, my mother-in-law promised to give me a porsche kahn after the wedding, my wife says, you don’t understand, borscht damn, i did it, how could you?

fell in love with them, but who is good for you, your wife or your boys, don’t ask stupid questions now, they are still loved, you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words, a hero of my time, beauty, repin, the whole team only we look at the platform.

they recommended it, i took the bottle and missed it completely , you don’t remember the name by chance so that i wouldn’t miss it either, it’s something you can’t forget, it’s called homemade exclusive, its bouquet with light notes of wood glue and a subtle aftertaste of windshield wiper remains in your memory forever, who do you want? i recommended him, but there was one local, when i was on ... vacation last summer, he’s still a samelier, who feasts with my wine, the mood is just lah, half a glass and dances, he’s dialed a lizginka, hello,

dear, tsovich, you are very rich, yes, hello, but i am not rich, if you, dear one, have 300 rubles in your unfortunate pocket for a bottle of my impossibly delicious wine, for me you are the shah of podishah, the sultan-multan, an eccentric, a wise man. buyer, come on, i have more than 300 rubles. and that the central bank, my dear, with your investments, listen

, i’m somehow not in the mood to communicate with you, excuse me, where did you go, what a bad mood, here’s a box of good mood in bottles, come on, your wine will cheer me up ? of course, not only the mood you’ll get up, i doubt it, well, okay, this is homemade wine, homemade, yes, very homely, i asked him to leave the house 100 times, it won’t come out, this is damasset wine, this wine was made by my great-great-great-great, great-great , great-great, great. you have time to propra, thread it, australopithecus, no, armenopithecus, this is

even more ancient, listen, in your wine, in general , how many degrees, well, how many, how much, 30° in advance? that there is so much, as much as on the street, so much in my wine, well, okay, but this is a young wine, of course, young, well, you ask such questions, i’m just surprised, this is wine baby, wine sucker, you know, so small. it's a pity, i like mature wine more , where did you go, i said correctly, young, ripe wine, just a second, like this is young

, ripe, well, like this, so, this, so, this, so, this, like this, so this, yes, yes, i love dancing, zazhimantsy. i’ll explain to you now, i have a neighbor, she is 74 years old , she got married yesterday, well, that is, she is ripe, but young, yes, she is overripe, this is for you, and the groom is 104 years old, for him she is not a blossoming bud. the beauty is in her seventh month courtship, he owed it to her.