she is 74 years old, she got married yesterday, well... that is, she is ripe, but young, yes, she is overripe, this is for you, and the groom is 104 years old , for him she is an unopened bud , a beauty, in the seventh month of his courtship, he should have been on it...

wait, the slope is southern, but tilted to the north , what are you doing to me, how is the southern slope tilted to the north, a mystery of nature, you understand, listen , your wine is generally safe to drink, i’m offended, they even drink my wine who are these? green

men, aliens, or something worse, greenpisa everything, over there in the grove in that tent live, and what are they doing there, they came here to save the relict forest, they bought wine from me , they’ve been frying it for two months now... they’re barbecuing in this forest, okay, what barrels do you store your wine in? but it turns out that i still have barrels, i am the best stainless steel barrel in the world, i have these stainless steel ones, yes, i heard that the best wine is stored in oak barrels.

where did you go again? i said it right, ancient stainless oak. so you guarantee the quality of the wine, right? of course i guarantee it. this is not wine, this is a song. my wine received the grand prix at a wine festival in france. tati, oh me! spain, like that, wow, so many awards, yes, and i haven’t told you all of my dreams yet. i'll take

a bottle, look, look, look, it's not wine , it's a concentrate, you know, a concentrate, yes, you can dilute it, but what am i doing, a person is 80% water , it will dissipate very well, what are you asking for, they said, i i say , look at the wine, you can cut it with a knife, but in my opinion... there is a lot of turbidity in your wine, what kind of turbidity, what are you saying, turbidity, turbidity, yes, really turbidity, turbidity, but noble, like this is a noble mud, well, how noble is it, it means it’s not for sale, you said 300 rubles, this wine is 300 rubles, and the mud is free. take

as much as you want, listen, after your wine my stomach won’t be upset at all, my stomach will be happy, my... wine will play in your stomach, play somehow, well, how, how, i’ll explain now, imagine that your stomach yours is a football field, the wine from the appetizer is two opposing teams, they play, they play, how the game will go, no one knows, the main thing is that you be closer to the toilet. suddenly someone a replacement will be asked, you see, i’d better take this bottle, oh, this is good wine, this is very good, this is church wine,

why is it church wine, but because what will happen to you after it, only god knows. listen, while i was relaxing here , i met a girl, oh, i understand, tell me, with the help of your wine, can i push our relationship, well, how can i tell you, to a climax, and you’ve come to the right place, my wine is such an influx of you . it means that you will get tired of climaxing, i mean, in the sense of half a liter she’s yours, yes, but you see, she’s here with dad, so what, 2, and dad is yours too, you said

that the wine is noble, that’s right, noble, i personally kneaded it. wine here with your noble feet, why knead wine with your feet, it’s unhygienic, what a stone age, you don’t understand, i didn’t fall apart, what is it, what kind of life is this, no one buys anything, you can’t sell a single bottle all day ... i can, there’s a crisis, they’re dying, or something, a pandemic, a shmandemia, oh, the kids are laughing at me, my wife has stopped respecting me, the neighbors are pointing, hey, listen, what about me?

after all, not everything is so bad compared to him , sun, sea, vacation, friends love me , i met a girl, everything is fine with me, listen, father, come on... i’ll buy the whole box from you, and are you kidding me, whether? i'm not kidding, i'm in a good mood, let's go for a walk , dad, let's go for a walk, son, let's drink to the health of my grandmother, who drank my wine, the kingdom of heaven, look how the sun plays with wine, yes, it plays, i think i've already finished playing, listen, this is what is it vinegar or what? yes, for a good person, dad, you can drink vinegar,

the person knows for a long time, the main product is wine, then, that it has been given to us, it is a gift from heaven, don’t you like it? i don’t believe it, it doesn’t matter if someone doesn’t drink wine, that means they eat it, red sea , red sea, someone called bread to the bottom, half-dry or dry, good red wine, sea, white sea, someone called ridge to the bottom , half-raw or dry , good white wine , how the operation went, we lost a patient, polonsky’s mistake occurred, you understand how this looks from the country, if it’s not an accident, you want to say that i

killed him, the premiere on rtr, the results of the analysis, brigin, i feel bad, so scared. he still never happened, i’m afraid for her, i don’t even know what to prepare for, i can’t breathe, you know, i’m home! i don’t want to, i can’t, help! sklefosovsky, new episodes, watch on monday on rtr. the floor is shaking, the walls are shaking, big changes have come, in the new season with a new renovation, with a slight movement of the hand, we are making three different functional zones from this room, absolutely without faces. ideas are overflowing. we want to turn the radiator into an art object.

there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work. plans are turning into projects before our eyes. i i love plants. i'm actually a plant maniac. real stone flowers will soon bloom in our heroes' living room. after dismantling, much will become clear. and dreams become reality. how? look. bring it into your home, big changes, every sunday on rtr, razumovsky, listening, hello, anyuta, alive, who are you anyway? i'm your husband. “we buried you, come back, hello, why are you here, you

had to die already to get yourself back, and she has amnesia, how did i die, that is, how did i disappear, you were the perpetrator, your car fell into the river, just don’t fall in love with your wife again, i only need you, i think someone set me up, right after the funeral you appear, what?” “you’re hinting, unforgotten, you remembered something, sunday on rtr , the russian academy of sciences, created by peter, created the need for learned people, for the tercentenary of the russian academy of sciences, as you can see, you need to do your own thing, and life becomes interesting, science becomes in demand. in the west, scientists have turned into assembly line workers, and scientists are thinkers,

we in ninety-six , ninety-seven are in complete ruin, we are getting results that are ahead of all the thought that was in this area, science has lost so many people, only those who really served science remained in science, a special attitude is needed, some kind of special a way of thinking so that you can live in it. "russian science, it was and is one of the strongest in the world, thinkers, the premiere of the documentary film on sunday on rtr, i accidentally caught myself thinking that our program is a little like disco, well, of course, because we have the most hit numbers on air, that’s not why, throughout the program you and i stand in one place, like at a disco, well, that’s right, we’re djs, why are djs, well, because..." only them at the dj console they stand in the same place, not only them, i meant those who

crumple in the same place because they don’t know how to dance, but don’t worry so much, my friend, you’ll still learn how old you are , stay here, i'll be back soon,

can you hear, they don't dance like that in our cultural center.

i always forget to ask, you're a laugher passed? are you laughing, or what? i somehow have enough of technical inspections and medical examinations. well, these examinations are not mandatory at the moment, but in order to confirm the qualifications of the host of the fun hour program, you will have to undergo a laughter examination. why didn’t you immediately tell me where to go, where they make it, maybe it’s possible for money? calm down, yura, there is no need to run anywhere.

everyone understood the task, yes, they’re ready, two people are ready, or something, that’s it, let’s go and false start, calmly, let’s go, oh, there’s some kind of a lot of laughing here, okay, something’s going on in the front rows in my opinion, they laugh weaker, why is there some kind of twisted laugh, so let’s do it again, guys, if we’re like this until the morning. so, we will have a very simple laughter examination, we will read our jokes, if you laugh, then that ’s it, we’ve passed the laughter examination, are you ready? the methodology is the author's, we wrote all the jokes ourselves, so, we begin the laughter-inspection, the law of barbecue, before you have time to say chevapchichi 100 times, everyone

is already drunk, okay. why pachmeldonium was found in the blood of russian football players, elena malysheva slides down a pipe in a water park, wait, there's a false start early on, at the exit from the pipe he speaks into the camera, as you understand, the topic of today's program is the work of the intestines, that's good, good, therapy is underway, come on, the oldest resident of russia is 125 years old. when asked what the secret of longevity is, he answered. mortgage, the bank does not let you die until

you have paid off. "olya, why are you taking a selfie with a chocolate bar? what did i eat then? okay, okay, okay, guys, i had plastic surgery on myself, are you a fool? no, i’m not a fool, i’m a fool now! science news: for the first time particles that exceed the speed of light have been discovered, these are the governors who are after the straight line. there was another call, it was not shown on air

, one lady called, complained to the president that her husband was not fulfilling marital duties, the governor immediately rushed in, helped, now pay attention, now he’s so smart, my husband has gone crazy, takes off his socks every evening , but that ’s normal, oh, if... the passers -by from whom he was taking them off thought so, the captain shouts to the sailor, the man with the side, urgently, circle, sailor, vladimir central, north wind, innovation, now when you call the police an answering machine talks to you; if you are beaten, dial one. if you were deceived by scammers, dial two, if your mobile phone was taken away , dial three on your mobile phone, so you dialed

the number one, if they beat you hard, dial two, if they kick you, dial 348, 47, 15, extension 225, 527, 395, if you lost consciousness, press the star. we continue therapy, the car navigator speaks in a female voice, after 100 m turn left, in dagestan a woman cannot talk to a man like that, so the dagestan navigators they talk like this: of course, i’m very sorry , who am i to advise you, you are the best, the smartest, you’re just what... but if you’re tired of circling this back and forth in a circle for 4 hours and you want to get to this short car service, turn slightly

to the left, the navigator in a woman’s car says only one phrase in a man’s voice: where did you go, quickly got out of the car, went to eat. well done, the ministry of social labor announced that from the new year pensions will rise to 100,000 rubles. and the retirement age will rise to 150 years. well, do you have a healthy sense of humor? and that's great! this is great, this is great, this is very good, alice has a lot of character,

i’ll say right away, it will be difficult, well, i can handle it, my daughter, my beloved beauty, nastasia samburskaya, i need an absolutely uncontrollable little animal, how are you all getting on with me? and you break something, take it easy, i hate you, it’s clear, you stole my dad , it hit me in the face, are you a dekar, i’m also a person, dad, allaganova, no one but us will protect alice, vladislav reznik, you will live with your mother, she is alive, you abandoned me, i read the statement, you are a traitor, leonid gromov, and don’t sue hotly, this is how i should continue to live, you...

physics, chemistry are a set for headaches, god forbid now beep, if you win, then it’s 100 to one. oops, tomorrow on rtr, she definitely

reads minds or not, the premiere, anna ostrovskaya, the investigative committee, she has a special gift, who are you all looking at, well , there’s a girl standing in a scratch, maybe this dream of mine is somehow connected with this case, and you know who the killer is, yes, just look without amateur performances, judge on the spot , don’t move, for some reason i believe you, medium, look before anyone else in the app or on the website: where is your homeland, my brother, and whose homeland are you, soldier, who do you serve, former friend, tear away everything that was ours, that was together , that you will have left, they went against god, went on a tour through all the liberated territories, what an impression the production is, and russia comes and the city lives, boris korchevnikov’s program. life and

fate from monday to friday on rtr, well so far, on friday, everyone had an accident , everything will be fine , everything will be as before, it won’t be like before, i just have no one else, what happened, that i need money, loading at night, i advise you to sleep in front of arisu, road intersections, this is very dangerous work in general, excuse me, but this is not for women, crossroads of fate, i’ll go with you as a spare, the subscriber is temporarily unavailable, and why don’t you answer your husband, i don’t want him to be nervous in vain, for me, she’s ready for any turns, all hello knows that you and karbysh don’t

play checker. and you, then, believe, queen of the roads, on friday at rtr, aram ivanovich, i brought exactly what you wanted, thank you, coffee croissants. offend me, rarom ivanovich, offend me, i’m still not a courier, i’m asking the scriptwriter. keep in mind that a successful screenwriter is only one unsuccessful script away from an ordinary courier. aram ivanovich, you will definitely like my script. wild animals, terrible secrets, incredible transformations of the main characters.

darling, you are mine! in the world of cinema, my dear, everything changes very quickly, yes, i wanted a cartoon, but when did that happen, yesterday. and today is today, it's too late, what should i do? either bring me horror stories or coffee and croissants on a regular basis. aram ivanovich, yes, the horrors are ready, you just said that these are cartoons for children, that’s right, for children.

film, but for adults, real horrors, so that here a puppy and a kitten persuade the boy fedya to travel around the world, but so far i don’t see anything terrible, well, of course, the boy talks to animals, and then goes with them on a circumnavigation, yes do you even understand that fedya is the prototype of the famous traveler fyodor konyukhov, do you know how many times he... went around the world, do you remember what he used to go there? do you wish such a fate for your child? well, well, well, well, let's say, let's say, what else do you have here? pasha and the bear? excuse me, but there was always masha. aram ivanovich, let me quote the classics. in the world of cinema, my dear, everything

changes so quickly. masha was there. yesterday, and today, today pasha, just look at the final scene, pasha hangs bear skins on the walls of the den. compared to modern cartoons this a real comedy, in my opinion brilliant. today, all channels show a huge number of all kinds of talk shows, imagine that the heroes of one very famous fairy tale came to one of these popular talk shows.

good evening everyone, on the air of the talk show " in the middle of the day, where we are discussing sensational stories about which it is impossible to remain silent. a scandalous incident happened in one fairy-tale forest: a single alcoholic mother sent her hysterical daughter with pies to the schizophrenic grandmother. little red riding hood, that's the name met our heroine in the forest a maniacal wolf, and out of fear she almost gave birth to a hedgehog in the fog. who is hiding under the guise of a wolf? and who likes to visit grandmothers? we will reveal the name of prokhor chaliapin at the end of our program. sexual maniacs, lustful

lumberjacks, harassment in the forest. today on our air are all the participants in this scandalous story, we have the main character in our studio. meet little red riding hood. “i understand what you experienced, it’s impossible to speak without tears, but tell us how it all happened, every morning my mother bakes pies with fly agaric mushrooms and asks me to take them to grandma. i asked, mom, why does grandma need fly agaric pies? she says: do you want to live in a separate apartment? don’t ask!” on that fateful day, did your mother send you to your grandmother? no, she just sent me, and then she says: quickly bring the pies to grandma, make sure that one leg is here, the other there, i and that volochkova, so that she stretches out like that

, and you went through a dense forest and met a maniac wolf there, yes, he asked what was in the basket, i said pies with mushrooms, and... what did you want to see there? he said: “unbread!” and i began to unbutton red little hat, the whole country is crying with you now. tell me what happened next? and then he rudely tore it off me with a basket, devoured all the pies, i fell on the defensive out of fear, swayed, i feel like i was already in my third month. only on our air are the most terrible stories that cannot be kept silent about. and the girl went into the forest , met 12 months there and returned home in the ninth month. you will learn these and other shocking details in our upcoming

episodes, don’t switch now, because we have the mother of the red riding hood in the studio. hello. hello. tell me why you sent on that fateful day. daughter to my grandmother, because i am a lonely woman, divorced, and i need a personal life, i sent my daughter to hell because i was waiting for a man, he was supposed to save me from loneliness, he saved me, no , stas, is it really mikhailov, he didn’t come again , well... did anyone come? alibaba, plumber from zhek. and what about all his 40 robbers? oh, i honestly don’t remember, i drank a lot that evening, valerian,

four drops per glass of vodka. and he ate the bun, a hare, a forest, a cat, a bug, became a shawarma at the station. my brother is a goat, alyonushka's sensational revelation. is it true that old man khatabych is conchita wurst on his passport? we will discuss the soul-changing story in the very near future, now we have a gray wolf in our studio, meet us! hello! hello, dzhigurda, i am not a dzhagurda, not a dzhagurda! okay , sit down, tell me about yourself, please, i'm an unhappy, hungry wolf, every morning i sit in the bushes like... a homeless person and wait for little red riding hood to eat her pies,

and then i spend the whole day catching three little pigs, jumping on a hen, singing, the color of the mood is blue, because the mushrooms in the pies are hallucinogenic, the gray wolf, little red riding hood claims that she was shocked by meeting you, and i was in shock. from her pies, if grandma ate them, she would throw away her skates altogether, and in general i’m not gray, i ’m gray, i’m all gray, because i listened to eight albums by olga buzova, and in general i’m not a wolf, i’m just bewitched, kiss me, and i will turn into a handsome prince, what other prince?

tell me, vitalina, what happened to you that fateful day? on that fateful day, three people came to me: sclerosis, morazm and prokhrshalyapin. finally, at least at the age of 90, i met a troubodour. by the way, a famous troubodour came to our studio to support my grandmother. meet prokhor chaliapin. i’ll go out into the street

, there’s no sun, the young girls don’t drive me crazy , i’ll go out into the street, look into the village, the grandmothers are walking, and i’m having fun, at vinepuh’s birthday the guests ate barbecue, i won’t, of course, i’ll outlive you all, no

wait, i’ll lie down on the plastic, buy myself new clothes and go as a soloist to the buranovskys grandmothers, like, everybody dance, come on and dance, come on and dance, like everybody dance, come on and dance, come on and old fool. tell me, mom, who is the father of little red riding hood? i don’t remember well, i overdid it with valerian that evening, but judging by the face of little red riding hood, perhaps her father is a crocodile gene, that’s how to determine who red riding hood’s father is, they know well on our television, for this you need some kind of test, that’s right, dna , and was. the father has three sons, all not from him, as our dna test showed. this

we will discuss the story on our next programs, and i have an envelope in my hands, now we will find out who the father of the red riding hood is. so, pay attention, i’m reading out the result so that you die, sorry, this is a letter from tv viewers, this is the same envelope. so, pay attention, with probability 99. little red riding hood’s father is, something is written illegibly, in general, some guy, after all. man, thank god it’s not a crocodile, we’ll follow the development of this story, wait, watch, wait, wait, watch, 18 years ago someone who looked like you came to see me and said that he

storyteller, charles perot, dear, you are back, we will follow the development. stories, that’s all for today, run away from your loved ones, daughter, stick to the storyteller, this is your folder, how the operation went, they lost a patient, polonsky’s mistake occurred, you understand how it looks from the outside, if not an accident, you want to say that i he killed her. premiere on rtr, test results, braydon, i feel bad, so scared, he’s never been before, i’m afraid of her too, i don’t even know what to prepare for, i can’t breathe, you know, i

i want to go home, i can’t, help , skleposovsky, new episodes, we’re watching on monday on rtr, please, introductions and roll call can be done without a page, i’m very glad that you came to visit me, how much tea has been drunk, how many stories he tells, i was daring in a white smoting, and i start, the choice goes to markonevich zakharov, it’s fulfilled, i give up everything with joy, let me foresee my fate, now we’ll just

all wave our hands, when everyone is at home with timur kizikov, on sunday on rtr. did they say who? i asked you not to talk, the main thing is that he was healthy. let's see on the weekend. we will have twins, girls, what girls, you promised me that there will be a son. oh, when double happiness is a burden, i lost a child and don’t want to lose my wife yet, i’ll pay any money. before it's too late, do a good deed, you have to share, but where is the second girl? i heard her screaming: where is my child, and i’m still thinking, well, how can it be, there’s a boy in the bond, but a girl was born, what miracles, she ’s completely different, her character doesn’t look like either you or leroy, our the son will be all like you,

olga, he’s deceiving you, but don’t you think that this is... somehow too much, nothing is too much, two shores of hope, today on rtr, and i ask you to sign one of the most important documents in your life, a mortgage agreement with signed by the taraskin family , please, a book of complaints, here you go, you will know how not to report napkins later, he doesn’t work, take him back, that’s why we fired him, because he didn’t work at all, and now get your books on management anger, serenity, bamboo, honor,

see, the technique in which this is done is called realism, but i almost led the way at first, but i need a real one, maybe this... will save, this is also realism, this is the original, the history of a big country, on friday on rtr, yurka, but what with you, got it, got it, who, gadgets, gadgets, are you talking about me or about modern technology, about technology, it has become simply unrealistic to raise children, on the contrary. an excellent lever of education has appeared, they don’t obey, you take away all their gadgets, they are punished, so punished, this is if you are at home, and not on tour, recently had a serious conversation with my son on skype. and his behavior at school, teachers complain, and he? and he laughed , it’s just that my son put one funny mask on my video,

in the end it turned out that he was scolded by a cheerful puppy, and it’s really funny, by the way, i also have one funny story about a mask, only a cosmetic one, oh those masks, yeah, friends, relationships between men and women. two monkeys kiss and i say: natalya, shouldn’t we follow their example, i got it, but

for what, what’s wrong, you know, while i was saying this, the situation on the tree was suddenly has changed, well, i want to tell you the story of modern romeo and... we were not happy that i was hanging around on the internet so much, you know, each generation has its own interests, i have instagram, whatsapp,

postagram, well, at least i at least i do it wisely, otherwise some fool recently posted it, i won’t write about the fact that my parents went on vacation and that i’m home alone, otherwise some people will come to chekhov street 15, apartment 73, entrance, fifth floor, and the door - it’s not locked, but once i was texting with one guy, well, we were texting for a couple of days, then he says: let’s call on skype, and i just put a mask of burdock oil on my head, well, for a healthy lifestyle, well , can you imagine, i say, well, let ’s call, but without a video, and like i immediately want to appear in all my glory. with makeup, hairstyle, fa-fa, he says: okay, he’s calling, lord, girls, how i clicked this video, i

don’t know, i realized later, well, we’re sitting, chatting, and so as not to waste time, i started i pull out hairs with tweezers, i see that his pupils are getting wider, it’s strange, he doesn’t like me he sees, well, we continue chatting, and so that the mask is absorbed, i put a plastic bag on my head, and so that the oil does not flow into my ears, i stuck ear sticks, but he can’t see me, i see that he’s somehow completely distorted, i have a question here strange asks: tell me, don’t you sniff bf glue? well, it’s kind of strange, i say, you guessed right with the bf glue, i had a whole story in sochi,

i cut my leg on the beach, the bandage didn’t stay on, it slipped off, then i remembered that there is a special bf glue that heals such wounds, so off i went to the pharmacy, and how about a friend since an upset stomach happened, he said buy me something, but at the pharmacy i asked if you had anything, the pharmacy said, they’ve sorted everything out. i say: is there bf glue? well, they also died. the pharmacist wipes away his tears and says: well, this is probably the most radical remedy. some fools. and then i say to my boyfriend: “ let me ask you a provocative question too. tell me, are you a sleepwalker? she says no, why are you asking? you know, i had a boyfriend, well, it turned out, he was a sleepwalker, somehow he became to spend the night, suddenly in the morning, for no

apparent reason, he began to spank me from behind, well, on the globe. first in the western hemisphere , then in the eastern hemisphere, well, it hurts, i’m all turning around, and in my sleep he says: give me the left watermelon, he’ll call, well, they kidnapped me, he began to talk about his life, and i, to keep my head warm, put it on my bag children's tights, ears drooping, i'm sitting like: tireby, well, he doesn't see me, he just started hiccupping for some reason, he says, tell me, someone advises you on your clothing style, who do you dress from, i wanted i can’t help but say, my dear, who

woke up, why are we talking about me, tell me about yourself, well, he started talking about his work, and in order not to waste time, i decided to do an exercise for the flexibility of joints, it’s called a well-fed cat , i need to scratch my right ear with my left heel, and my left ear with my right, i scratched it, the man coughed, he said, i need to take valedol, he left, and in order to... remember the pause, i decided to do another exercise to improve blood circulation, i need to stick out my tongue, reach the tip of your nose with your tongue i brought my eyes down to the bridge of my nose, when i brought them together for the fifth time, i looked, he was looking at me point -blank and groaning, i looked at him with narrowed eyes,

“lord, what a blessing that you don’t see me!”, he choked and said: “tell me, is there any doctor seeing you?" i say , of course, i need eye to eye, i’m so poor, i recently bought foot gel, horsepower, i couldn’t get home for 2 days, on chekhov street, i skipped, and once while doing laundry, the washing machine jumped half a meter and the door barricaded from the inside, he got emotional, he said, you make sure that the vacuum cleaner doesn’t get attached to you, we chatted some more, then he suggests, well, let

’s meet in a cafe, what time do you work? i say: well... now up to 63, well, he giggled and said: let's go to the cafe tomorrow, but there is a strict dress code with tights on the head, they may not be allowed in, girls, i have my whole life before my eyes, i'm from this. .. jumped out of skype like crazy, he called back and said: forgive me for not telling you about the video right away, but when i the first time i saw it, for some reason i thought , you can’t save the world with beauty, but on the other hand, there are many handsome men, and

only one with tights on his head, turundas in his ears, and scratching his ears with his heel. tell me, what happened to your eyes? i say: what about the song? fate brought it together, judge brought it together, oh, we’ve been living together for six months, everything is fine, he’s vacuuming, out of harm’s way, madam, the mess, now it’s time to say orevua, have you eaten too much frogs? what orevoir? i just wanted to say goodbye to the audience in an original way. why did you decide to be original? like this in french? was it somehow inspired by music? curious, which one? chanson, chanson. got it, got it. you were inspired by chansonier galtsev and his sparkling performance. by the way, it is perfect to

complete our program in russian. okay, i agree, friends, and yura and i are telling you bye-bye, but rest assured, because as the famous song says, after the pain of separation , the hour of fun will come to you again. you are the most beautiful of all people, and i wanted to give you orchids today, but i’m afraid of the queues, i’ll give you another one, it’s called ole, it heals snot and fades, in my opinion it will pull a... sorry for being late, i washed the purchase,

bargained with my aunt for a long time, but i took it for you, excuse me a little about just one mistress, we don’t need old stuff, happy birthday bunny , well, tanya with a nose. smell the carnation, smell the carnation , smell the carnation, smell the little eye, smell the little eye, smell the little eye, tulips from holland don’t bring joy from flowers from gay europe, we only have nasty licks, i a proven lover, a strong tanya bolshevik, today i will give you a burning, persistent hogweed, well, sniff the tanya, sniff the hogweed, then sniff the tanya, sniff the hogweed.

the hooligans attacked the girl with the kuburt, got into her pockets and under her coat, and the girl sternly took out a pistol, fired again, again, and there are no hooligans, everybody , but there are no hooligans, no, no, but there are no hooligans, and there are no hooligans, but there are no hooligans. but there are no hooligans, no, no, but there are no hooligans, no, but there are no hooligans, but there are no hooligans, and the girl is stern, took out a pistol, fired again,

again, and there are no hooligans, she hit them all, they lie hollow, but she remembered for a long time , their hands under the coat, roaring, and hands under the coat, tom, tom, and hands under the coat, younger brother, let's go, today for the first time on stage our younger brother tyoma, today you see musical eccentricity, voice

imitation, tricks and everything else. applause, dear ones, tyoma, continue, just tricks. everything is live, and music, tricks, attention, forbidden trick, careful, only today the volochkov brothers and banderlogen bachkovsky. silence, the main theme, slowly, mom, we are in gelendzhik, without clothes on the bra, it’s a pity, yesterday

the money that was sewn in the jacket was stolen, but we we’re not at all sad, we sunbathe on the sand, at night we sleep on a folding bed, with the hostess in a scissor, then, but we’re all together. if you can , come out 200, theme, solo, theme, solo, solo, solo, theme, citizens, don’t pass by as many as you can, theme, theme, theme, another instrument, another instrument, people are leaving, theme is faster, people are leaving another tool, don’t pass by , citizen, good, that’s good.

we are boars, the boys shoot us, and then we monkeys take funky photos with us, we ride everyone on a banana, we remember the woman, the topic is solo, another, another, another, topic, topic, topic, topic, topic, take a closer look, dear, goal.

attention, attention, attention!

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and, as we remember, he enters the hall through these doors. everything you can’t imagine russia without. just on... hello, on the russia tv channel , irina rossius will present in the studio and the main topics for this. o'clock, another one flies, a series of explosions in kharkov, including fuel tanks, russia will use even more attack drones, new.