tv Po sekretu vsemu svetu RUSSIA1 February 11, 2024 6:10am-8:01am MSK
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how do two characters get along now , what do they want from each other, rationality , one says, yes, we live once, says the other, the second objects, yes, that’s still possible, says the one who says, you live once, and the other , who says, somehow he is already beyond his age, light, is he already wise enough to be grateful for his age? in general, thank you for everything, well, this is such a phrase, that’s exactly what it is, thank you for everything, many people will now rummage through their memories, say how for this, for this, for this, yeah, for everything, and for youth should be pursued, if it does not harm health at all, then youth must be maintained with modern possible events, where is the line between...
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neither mom nor dad, no one could answer, the coach helped, gave the correct literature of the great champions who managed to appear on the pages my books, to leave memories , some stories, but i didn’t survive a single one of them, well, the bindings were bad, of course, of course, books, i read them, i say, if i become an olympic champion, i will definitely write , i will definitely write mine the path of ascension, i dreamed so. about this , oh, when i had my ascent, i ’m so happy that i wrote this, children like the book, it wasn’t me who said it, it’s what they say, who read it, who reread it, i really hope and am glad that they find in this the book answers your already professional questions, and maybe also human ones, because the book is human , you look into the book, and you see your whole life, the whole world, practically, but not... i felt special
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pleasure from the fact that you had the opportunity to say so or like this, then you wanted to add something else, you wrote something else, something, if you remembered everything by hand , something for yourself on the recorder, i’ll listen, no, no, no, it sounds somehow, but it doesn’t sound like putting it on a piece of paper , these are generally different things, well, okay, this is very interesting, thank god, the publishing house is wonderful and the person who edited me helped. and to be honest, if it weren’t for the hints, sekridova’s secret, i wouldn’t have succeeded, a thick book, like that, with pictures, yes, with photographs, well, the kind that can maybe, well, i can’t, i have such a long sporting life, but i don’t know how much there is needed, i tried everything like this, these people are like people, i alone am beautiful like gods, but one book has been written, no, actually there are three of them, wow , the first funny name is also where it came from, now i think it’s ours.
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about love, respect, tolerance, beautiful, well, somehow i even closed my eyes now and it’s as if i very clearly imagine what i say, then i sometimes do it. you can watch all the episodes of our program on the internet, in the app or on the website, watch.ru, when everyone is at home, razumovsky, listen, is anyuta alive? who are you anyway? i’m your husband, we buried you, should we come back? hello, why is this happening to you? did you have to die to get yourself back? she has anemia, how i died, that is, how i disappeared, you were with the driver, your car
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fell into the river, just don’t fall in love with your wife, i only need you, i think someone set me up, right after. you appear in a harem, what are you hinting at, unforgotten, you remembered something, today on rtr, good morning, my beloved, my voice sounds only for you, my heart beats only for you, on the horde, on the horde, where?
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you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words, a hero of my time, beauty, rapping, the whole crew, only on the platform, look. your husband may be completely paralyzed, order the implant on friday, i understand you need money, but driving a truck is not a woman’s job, the road is not calm now, trucks
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they rob, the main thing they remember is to never stop on the road, no matter what happens, tatyana kozyuches, queen of the road, meet, queen of the road, what? on friday on rtr, when everyone is at home, svetlana, with such a busy sports life, you had time to learn home economics, you know how to cook, you know how to sew, you have such a teacher, well, first of all, we were taught to sew at school, well, no one wears skirts he remembers with aprons, how we sewed, well, yes, the skirt, maybe my dad finished sewing it, the apron is also a pocket, maybe he finished sewing it, but i can do it. as and so, so and with legs we went through all this in labor lessons and about cooking too, but my mother is a great cook, my sister, what kind of twists she makes from our garden, you will lick your fingers, it’s very tasty, but i can do it when i want, i’ll set the new year’s table , after all
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, you have more of a warehouse, are you domestic or wild, oh, i love coming home, but it’s better to be with me somewhere. it’s like a warehouse, here it ’s neither good nor bad, it’s just that everything is like this, it’s strange, there are wonderful coaches in front of your eyes, and you know how... it’s necessary, but at the same time you think , but i probably won’t be able to do this, i’m meant for something else, oh , i’m not going to get into coaching full-time, it seems to me that organizational work is more suitable for me, since you’re not a coach, maybe you can be a coach and you won’t , but what you owe in terms of this human attention from coaches, from teachers, you, in some form, are distributing to today’s children, the first in... in its proper form, yes, i’m distributing this, it’s really me even i didn’t think it was possible to say that, no matter how i talk about it
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i thought about it, i formulated it well, now i understand it, now i at least have a definition of what i do, and i do it in my master classes, in organizing my beautiful theatrical gymnastics shows, by the way, i’m not the only one, everyone on my team creates these unique, beautiful performances. color is such an extensive social activity, it also takes time away from those two boys who each need their mother 24 hours a day, oh, yes, there’s only one thing that saves here, probably, it’s grandma, grandma, of course, won’t replace mom, i see how, when i arrive there from a business trip, or after a hard day at work, well... the hugs of children also cannot be compared with anything, there is a beautiful phrase that the best
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education is the light that pours from under the office door father , it sounds nice, yes, that dad works a lot, and the child looks at him, looks at him and takes an example from him, but as a result they don’t know each other, and the child’s parallel life begins, thank god, if later this parallel life will close with the one... which everyone sees, everything will be fine, but she can to wrap it up correctly, yes, we know and it happens to everyone, but for there to be trust, that ’s the maximum and as simple as possible, you know, it all comes down to the fact that there cannot be unnecessary communication between close people, it does not happen, that is, all possible time is needed for this and dedicate, once formulated in our program, that the most important important form of life that we recognize is family life. a family can consist of a child and parents, of any number of people, even
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of a person and his friends, of his relatives too his family may be, but when a person hides behind an excuse, i’m at work, i’m at work, i’m busy all the time, it’s probably partly a screen, you won’t earn all the money, and you won’t earn medals either, yes, a parent should think about taking care of the inheritance , which he will leave is not a legacy, just an inheritance... as if there is always some kind of internal thing, let them earn it themselves, you know the feeling that what you have earned all your life, a descendant can squander in a day, well, if you think like that and to live, well, i don’t know at all, then it’s not at all you don’t have to think or live, so maybe then you can invest all this in his education and health, naturally, so that then go ahead, let ’s achieve it yourself, yes, yes, that’s also reasonable, and there are also two daughters-in-law waiting for you, you know, get it for them..
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. will say, we like it, this is our happiness, very good, let her like it, i should like it too, let’s take it, what does mom have to do with it, i will live with her, i will marry her, not you, but i should leave me, no, well, i’m joking, of course, i’m laughing, well, naturally, they themselves will create their own unit of society, and they, of course, they will continue to live, because these nests will multiply, in general, the mother-in-law’s whole-hearted character will be, yes, i’ll go organize something so that... i won’t get in the way, that is, i’ll try with all my might not to get into retirement, i will resist, yes, what
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is more important for you, the path or the goal, oh, these are somehow components of each other, where do we go there to aim or still enjoy the road, are you looking there, not at your feet, or still uh , you look around, and life is like a journey, i’m greedy in these matters, i have to go to the goal. enjoy the road, just recently the eldest said to me: mom, what are you saying, what are you doing? i say, you didn’t know me when i was young, he says, in general , here’s my mother, who knew herself in her youth.
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really get pleasure from what you do and bring benefit not only to yourself, but if it also results in benefit there, well, let’s take it on a national scale for the country, but he will do something very one, but very well and better everyone, let's say, thank god, or with the group there, for example, he will create a strong family for the state, and this is very important, this is very important, today it is extremely important, it has always been this important, time flies very quickly, so quickly. we just recently celebrated the new year, hello already, next month , there’s no way to slow it down, but that’s what we’re talking about, we need to at least not miss it, oh, deeply, yes, we’re trying, we have the most important page in program called you will have a child, please,
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when fulfilling the responsibility of tears, why tears, say, but because? touching the moment is very, well, you will have a child, you will have a child, you will have a child, you will have a child who will have you, today we are going to one of the orphanages of the republic. tatarstan. hello, meet everyone, when everyone is at home. this is pasha. hello. and his sister christina. hello. pash, how old are you? 13. christuege for you? 12. guys, who is going to become who? probably a collector. a serious profession. how dangerous do you think she is? well, as dangerous
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as it gets, because there's a lot there are robbers who want to rob. i want to be a mathematician, because we... mathematics is the easiest for me, mathematicians, scientists? kristyush, some mathematicians are so a little out of this world, they live in their own world of numbers, and you live in the real world or too, because mathematics is not always needed in my opinion, when you just want to do something out of nothing, for example, when you're on vacation, you want to do math, this often happens...
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sometimes we just fight, sometimes we just go to different places and everyone stays with your opinion, yes, or, for example , whoever is smart will remain silent, for example, if he speaks out, then just be so kind as to turn around and leave, i’ll say, yes, that’s how it is , you’re leaving, our guys have been in our orphanage for about a year, posh is in the seventh grade, kristina is in the fifth, pasha is doing quite well. tries, loves to play sports, pavel is very sympathetic by nature, a kind boy, friendly, will always help, non-conflict, he has a lot of friends, purposeful, always achieves his goal, this is a person with a keen sense of justice. christina is a very sympathetic,
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kind, energetic girl, sociable, christina has a lot of friends. friend, here in our house she is a real housewife, she loves to cook, helps us, christina loves to draw, takes classes in ceramics, and also goes swimming, she really likes it, guys, what do you think humanity invented before, letters or numbers, letters, i think numbers were the first to come up with, because i just drew a stick, that means there ’s already one. at the beginning of the mammoths it was necessary count and first they had to be written , no, i just drew a mammoth, well , the letters are made up there later, well, before there were no letters, well... the drawing is already letters, because the letters are made up there, god, oh well, i i’ll draw a mammoth, these are the letters, yes there will be , because in the mammoth there is m, a, t,
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well, in short, further on myself, i saved it, i agree, it’s generally surprising, you’re a mathematician, why do you defend the letters, or do you defend the truth, because that’s the way it is, even today i ’ll post it on the internet on purpose, and if we turn out to be right, oh well, i’ll know. christina, do you always get to the bottom of the truth? not always, but if something is related to science, then yes. why? becauze i whant so. let mom hear, let mom come, let mom definitely find me, because it shouldn’t be like this in the world, for children to be lost, because it shouldn’t be like this, for them to be lost.
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well, i want to give this wonderful box, where the lucky ruble is located, put your skills, knowledge into this beautiful box with this perfectly. luggage with this box into life, so that there is good luck victory in all directions, this will be such a family box, you can put baby teeth in it, the world thought, thought, what to wish for you, that’s what i wish, that during our next meeting you would be barely visible behind your great-grandchildren, everyone we want this. goodbye, when everyone is at home,
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good morning, friends, today we invite you to an excursion to the starry valley of the morning mail on the route. and the best musical attractions and their brilliant performers await you. our group will be led by me, leading guide nikolai baskov. let's start the journey with a letter from viktor korkin from the city of belibin, which is located in distant chukotka. hello, nikolay! for a housewarming party , our friends gave us karaoke, we immediately connected it to the tv and started singing. but everything didn’t hit the mark and didn’t rhyme. after half an hour of torment, we understood. that on the screen it was not the words of the song, but the tv settings menu, it looks like your housewarming was a success. nikolay, if suddenly your program includes
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karookes, we will be happy to sing along with pleasure. dear victor, of course there is, i’ll arrange it karaoke for you right now, and personally , nikolai baskov sings, chukotka sings along with the whole country, karaki, my phone is ringing in the morning, and i... am silent, as if i am not there, and the only thoughts are about how difficult it is to be together , together, together, today i won’t sleep, i’ll go sing and dance, my selenium-eyed taxi, quickly lead me from the abyss, in short! i will sing about cruel love, how lonely you and i were, we were not afraid of losing your love in the bark, i
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will sing about cruel love, and even if it’s not so lonely now, but i know my heart will be one day love again. pour me some more wine , i want to drink away my sadness, it’s swaying as if in the wind, i still love you, i love you, i love you, today i won’t sleep, i’ll go sing and dance, my gray-eyed taxi, rather from the abyss. weigh, karotka, i will sing about cruel love, how lonely you and i were.
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we were not afraid of losing our love in karooke, i will sing about cruel love, and even if it’s not so lonely now, but i know my heart will love again one day, uh, not lonely, because i have you, first row, second, third , fifth, in in the middle of nowhere i will sing about cruel love, how lonely you and i were, we were not afraid of our love, to lose our love, i will sing about cruel love, and even if it’s not so lonely now, but i know my heart will one day awaken love. a letter
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from our excursionist svetlana senitsa arrived from the city of shchelkovo, moscow region. dear nikolai, my husband valery, unfortunately, loves tinkering. why? unfortunately, because it’s wonderful. whatever he undertakes, everything turns out wrong. i installed the hood in the kitchen upside down, and now it blows all the aromas from the neighbors into our kitchen. i connected the drain to the washing machine. god, i built a birdhouse for the kitchen faucet, but the hole was so small that starlings can’t get through, but i still love my husband very much, because he’s so kind and caring, it’s my valerochka’s birthday today, please give him a song from our favorite singer valeria, thank you very much, svetlana, i gladly fulfill your request, in honor of valery sinitsa’s birthday , valeria sinitsa’s song is played. without you, it was far from
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the sun, without you, the windows were blocked and it was dark, as if with my eyes closed, with you, we touch the sky, i’m flying away without you, it was far from the sun without you, the windows were blocked. and it’s dark, as if with closed eyes, with you , i’ll fly birds into the sky, i’ll fly, i’ll take out all the cranes, with you i’ll be a tit that flies, hearing the cranes, i’ll fly. who
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flies higher than all the cranes, with you i am the sven , who flies as if you were taken out of my heart into a traffic jam, as if a storm threw my boat, granite no, i don’t feel the limit in height, tamuzhens are building walls, mutabs, washed out of my hearts are in shambles, as if a storm has tossed me the boat is on the verge, no, i don’t feel the limit in height, they don’t build walls there anymore, i will be the wall that opens, taking out all
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autumn is with you, flying. i need you urgently, my wife was brought in in serious condition, the premiere on rtr, what do you think, it’s bad, the operation is going to be very difficult, what is your plan, but i don’t have a plan, it’s a hopeless idea, and you decided me into this my idea to involve, who will be in charge of the operation, dr. bragen, if you don’t mind, i don’t, the main thing is that bragin didn’t mind, sklefosovsky, new series. we’re watching rtr on monday, i thought that everything here is kind of more serious, you sit and think, there’s no need to think about it, here it’s all about, to play or not to play, yes, yes, that’s it, there
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can’t be two opinions, because we have as many as five of them, this is a dangerous fairy-tale animal, but when it comes to fleas, i... have no competition, there are questions here about how everything is running, wow, i want really check, seriously, this is flirting , obviously, just to see, let's go, it must be edible, i had in mind, of course, a bear when i said, such a stinking little one, a hint in general, the most gambling team, if 100,000 it won’t, zhenya will add his own, what many people use, the strongest love for the game, this is a five-on-one program
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, in place, don’t move, for some reason i believe in you, anna is a medium, watch it before everyone else, in the app or on the website , where is your homeland, my brother, and whose homeland are you, soldier, to whom are you you serve, former friend, tear off everything that is ours , which was together, what will be left with you , they went against god, went on a tour of all the liberated territories, what an impression it makes, russia comes and... boris korchevnikov’s program will outlive life and fate with monday to friday on rtr, vera was an orphan all her life, then suddenly
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her mother showed up, something is wrong with her, you can get through her through your channels, on saturday, she woke up in the ambulance, i say, where is my daughter, where are you missing? daughter, and i have some kind of black hole in my memory, wait, where did it come from, you will never be alone again, everything will be fine with us, you yourself called me faith, whoever wants to believe too much will be deceived even by his heart, boy, you i didn’t play too much, maybe you needed to act theatrically, but quietly, i said, ver, i just want to understand, no, you just want me to start suspecting her of something. and he wanted to kill me, his own stranger’s daughter, the premiere is on saturday on rtr, we continue our tour based on your requests,
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this is what irina aksyonova writes to us from vologda: kesha, good, kesha, good, kesha, you are very good, but i’m reading the letter, can you be silent, i can, i can, then shut up, please, i’m silent, i’m silent. how can you remain silent if you speak? i'm silent, i'm silent! kesha, no sound, no sound, no sound! kesha, it’s wonderful that you’re a talking parrot, is it hard to be a silent parrot? weak, weak! if so, read it yourself. can not? then put your beak on the lock and listen to the letter. dear nikolai, i will be brief. elena stepanenko is the crown of nature. well, that's undeniable. elena stepanenko is wonderful. looks funny, jokes, but what monologue should she perform, on kenti, why do you think you’re silent, monologue, monologue, i understand what, the crown of nature, the crown of nature, exactly, how come i
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didn’t immediately guess, this is the title of elena stepanenko’s monologue, the crown nature, kesha is good, kesha is good, and kesha is good, and kolya is good, but elena stepanenko is better, a woman. because a woman is the only organism in the whole wide world that wants, the brain, turns on, wants, turns off, without brains, she is even better. a woman without brains, she's actually
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a genius. do you remember this brilliant phrase, just think about it. kolya, i don’t think, i know. i recently saw a program on tv, where they found out that for a man... the main thing in a woman is that she is smart or that she is beautiful? i ’m sitting there, my brain is turned on, i think, so, smart woman, this is bad, i know from myself, bad, oh, smart applauded, beautiful, not very good either, girls, i think that the most... most important thing for a man, so that a woman knows how to quickly
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get ready, he just thought something, she says, i’m ready, well, sometimes, of course, we let's get stuck, there's a neighbor who's telling me, can you imagine, recently my friend said to me, oh, he says, valya, valya, if only you knew how many men i have taught ragan to in this life. valya says, and i’m so confused, i look at him, i say, oh, vasenka, my vasilyok, what a smart girl you are, and i’m only one, and what self-critical women we are, oh, the husband says to his wife: “zina , we’ve been living with you for 20 years, i just can’t understand whether you’re good or evil?” she says: "tolik." i'm kind, you just infuriate me, love works wonders when we
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women fall in love, we have no barriers, my friend, the best , we’ve been friends since childhood, says, oh, you know, i fell in love, i fell in love, i fell so much in love, i say, well, who did you fall in love with, his name is slava, i say, okay, i fell in love, fall in love, no, you know, i love him in the morning , i love him in the afternoon, i love him in the evening, at night, i don’t even know what to do... to prove to him how much i love him, i came up with it , i ran to the tattoo parlor and got a tattoo on my arm, slava wrote it, i said: katya, have you gone crazy? you will stop loving him, and what will happen, she says , no, i will never stop loving him, i say, yeah, after six months i stopped loving him, i met another guy, his name is vova, i say, well, what will you do, she says, now, now, now, she came up with an idea, went to the tattoo parlor and got herself a new one... tattoo, you won’t believe it, now she has it written on her hand: thank vova, in love the most
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important woman is always, two friends meet one, and the other says: well congratulate me, i got married, the second one says: oh, congratulations, how come you don’t regret it? she says: why? that i'm not human, or what? of course, sorry for the fool! oh, we women are such risk-takers, in our planning department galya bought herself italian boots, you know, so beautiful, she came, we all gasped, but they cost 120,000 rubles. we say: gal, what are you doing, don’t go home in those boots, but take off your shoes at the door or take off the price tag, you have a mortgage until 3000, your husband will find out, he’ll kill you, but she says, well, let it be. will kill me, but when i
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show up to the other world in these boots, they will all die of envy, well, husband, the price tag, when i saw, he opened his mouth, then closed it, while he was counting these zeros, no , of course it didn’t come to that light, you know, when a person experiences clinical death, they say, he sees the light at the end of the tunnel: so galya in this tunnel i washed the floors twice, but lucy is not a beauty, well, that’s okay, also this year. flew to the sea, well, not in sochi , of course, in anapa, says, oh, girls, walked along the beach, oh, took pictures under a palm tree, saw a camel with a camel , took pictures, shows us all the photographs, we look, vervan says: lucy, well, i see two camels, where are you? lyuska
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was so upset that she decided to have plastic surgery, yes, she started with her eye shape, she spent a week choosing this one. the cut, oh , then, you know, it doesn’t fit her ears , it doesn’t look right with the tailbone, the doctor was stunned, he says, listen, goat, let’s decide, otherwise i ’ll give you a greek cut of the eyes, she says, that’s how he says it , if i connect two eyes together, you will be a cyclops, yuska was so scared and chose the most expensive eye shape, it’s called japanese cherry, but when she found out what this cherry was for, she her eyes popped out of her head and... it turned out not to be a japanese cherry, but an astrakhan watermelon, her eyes are no longer in her face, but her husband is already used to it, however, he sleeps with the neighbors, oh, we are women, we will surprise a man, we will always be like in fairy tale, remember the fairy tale about ilya murminets, don’t
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remember, but listen, ilya murminets comes up to the hut, stands up and says so, a monster... anael, come out for mortal combat! the door opens, a beauty of unearthly beauty appears on the threshold and says: hello, who do you want? he says: to me, what’s his name, it’s a monster, she says: well, i’m a monster, she says, like you, well, i put on makeup! dear women, if before divorce you tell your husband that you gave him the best years of your life, this is the
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greatest compliment, it means that before him you had the worst. and now guys, look at your beloved women, well, turn your head, look, well, look, well, the crown of nature, unearthly beauty, and don’t even think about arguing, otherwise she will kill you right here, who knows? and now our excursion is approaching the main attraction, or rather the main attraction is approaching us. your gaze will now be revealed to a real monument to talent, a full-length bust of a genius, a majestic monument to oneself. attention, nikolai baskov. hello, my
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beloved, most devoted viewers, so i have come to you. good morning, nikolai, you look so mysterious today, as if you, what? you are hiding, and you are insightful, congratulate me, i have mastered a new musical instrument, now i can tour without an orchestra, congratulations, and what kind of instrument is it, spoons, admit it, you just decided to eat twice as much, your jokes are absolutely inappropriate, friends, finally i can accompany myself, nikolai, nikolai, nikolai, i won’t be able to stop loving you, if you are planning a solo concert in an underground passage, this instrument will be in just right, first he played, then he ate, stop being ironic, then you stop experimenting, letters from the audience are waiting for us, you know how much i adore the audience, i miss you so much, here is the letter, good morning, nikolai, addressed to
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most priceless, get involved more than ever. the stars dim before you, there is no other person like you in the world. orchids bloom in your heart. unearthly witchcraft beauty, no one is dearer to me, i breathe and live only with you, i don’t know how this is possible, but you are all like a deity with me, extraordinary, affectionate, tender, like a weightless ocean, your love,
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extraordinary, and my precious, you are the whole universe, extraordinary. my, i hug you, kiss you, and in the depths of your eyes, if we are close, i triumph, and the whole world blooms for us, without a trace, all days and all nights. i dedicate this to you alone, i am nailed to you in christ, you are my light, not earthly, but
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your car fell into the river. the three-hundredth anniversary of the russian academy of sciences, hiv, created a need for scientists, to as you can see, priorities, you have to do your own thing, and life becomes interesting, science becomes in demand, in the west, scientists, they have turned into assembly line workers, and scientists are thinkers, we in ninety -six, ninety-seven are in complete ruin,
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we get results that ahead. all the thought that was in this area, science has lost so many people, only those who really served science remained in science, a special attitude is needed, a special way of thinking, so that you can live in this, russian science, it is like it was like that there is one of the most powerful thinkers in the world, the premiere of a documentary film, today on rtr, watch. love is when you look in one direction, look, look, look , if you want to look, look, let 's look, look, well, look at the screen, look at me, look carefully, look, sign the agreement, we sign two or three at the same time, sign up let's look, look, maybe we can go to my place and just
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watch a movie. you look 100 to one, what is our task, open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with preparation, the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows, how much is 7.8, 7.8, 7.8, how much, who is at work, speaks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor. i 'm chopping oak, don't pluck, problems with water, light , uh, housing and communal services, i don't know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - this is a set for a headache, god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, oops,
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today on rtr, my main duty, as... the morning mail host, is to protect your good mood, here is a letter from my colleague, in a sense, dear nikolai, igor zaitsev writes to you from nizhny novgorod, i work as a security guard at a christmas tree decorations warehouse, i often go on duty on sundays, please play a pleasant winter song so that i can be in a good mood while on duty, thank you, dear igor, for you and those who are also takes your mood responsibly. on our air is the charming alsou with the lyrical song winter dream. igor, with great respect for your profession, a huge request: do not fall asleep on duty. thank you. the stars are rising higher, the light is no longer going crazy.
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if you don’t... don’t hear me, it means winter has come, the sky is twisting and tilting , twilight will cover the machine, nothing else happened, winter just came, on the day when i dreamed of you, i came up with everything. mom quietly sank to the ground, winter, winter , i didn’t mow for you, the light is in a lonely fire, what a pity that i dreamed of it all, in my dreams
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the moon fell, the wind turned into fog, if i didn’t return to you, that means ... it was winter, maybe the bodies interfered with me, maybe the pre-dawn deception, but remember, you and i they wanted winter to come, on the day you fell in love with me, i came up with everything myself, the earth was quiet. winter has fallen, winter, i didn’t turn it off for you, the light is in a lonely fire, what
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, the main product there, it is the highlight of the program, a delicious dried fruit, ninotchka, am i really a dried fruit, well, thank you for not being a herbarium, but in general the poem turned out, well, very tasty, with you were, are and will be the main dried fruit, excuse me, the main performer of all... musical desires nikolai baskov, be sure to write, i will have something to read, you will have something to listen to, i love you, i am alone and in my arms at night, how you live, i already know your answer, that everything has passed, your red shirt, red lace, i found my love, dissolved it. all of me all of me the shirt is red red and the girl is cool cool like a fleeting dream love was what's wrong how
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about me and the shirt is red red you girl is cool cool short sleep your love was you gone how am i i... sitting with the moon in the sky rain i’m alone, i already know your answer , forget it, don’t wait, your red shirt is lace at the bottom, i found my love, i fell in love in vain, the shirt is red, red, and the girl is cool, cool, like a fleeting dream, there was love, what’s wrong, what about me, and the shirt, red, red, you're a girl, cool , cool, your love was a short dream, you
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good morning, good morning, our dear guests in the studio, good morning, dear tv viewers, the air is funny, sometimes intellectual, quiz 100 to one, we are starting, today we have visiting teams teachers, teachers' room and team, cool topic, please come to the studio! good to go to the studio. well, let's get acquainted. alexey, hello, good afternoon, please introduce your team. our team is a teacher’s team , everything important at school after the lesson happens right there, mikhail is with us today, he came from the belgorod region, a physics teacher in any team should rely on... he came to
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us from tatarstan, from the most innovative city of innopolis, well, and accordingly , he is responsible in our team for creativity and innovation, the president of the teacher of the year competition russia, of course, welcome yana, yana came to us from kaluga, finalist of the teacher of the year competition, teacher of russian language and literature, and of course in our... company she is responsible for comfort, warmth, attention, creates an atmosphere in order we all effectively coped with today’s task, great, anton came from the lugansk region, winner of the competition teacher of the year of russia, physical education teacher, responsible for the mood, this is the soul of our team, and of course for maintaining a slim physical shape. thank you, welcome. thank you, how are we?
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since the first question is about the physical education teacher, who from the team will represent alexey? of course, i, alexey, director of the year 2023, winner, flagship of russian education, true captain of our team, responsible for the right course, city, city of kaluga, kaluga, thank you, thank you. so nikolai , yes, a surprise awaits you, there are also teachers here , well, okay, nikolai, please introduce the team, i have an amazing team, konstantin is standing next to me, he is a physics teacher and a bit of a storyteller, he writes fairy tales about a physical hedgehog , during breaks between lessons you can paint beautiful pictures, he is also an artist, you can negotiate a purchase, you can do it off the air, uh-huh, no, we love people who are physicists and still draw.
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making it easier, making it easier, well, understanding the subject , as i understand it, yes, i understand, okay, fairy tales, but now i’ll tell you a fairy tale about that same alexander alexandrovich odzh, that’s what we call him among ourselves, that same odzh, we were all united by a cool project theme filmed with the support of vgdrk russia, and san-sanch shone there in the final, and he’s also famous blogger, he will tell you the whole history of the russian state in 60 seconds. thank you, history, a wonderful subject , wonderful as a historian, and physics, even better, my mother was a physicist, well, you see, yes, only together, together, history, physics, the humanities and exact sciences make up a normal head, a normal person, harmoniously , most importantly, it should also be wonderful how beautiful our marina is, our marina has...
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skill, he is not only an excellent mathematics teacher, he is a legendary amateur player leagues where and when they tear their rivals to the flag of tibet. what kind of flag is it? look, it's half the size of the british flag. but it’s clear, it’s clear. so, okay, please introduce the captain. i will introduce the captain, please, to the board. nikolai, our captain, history and social studies teacher, 30 years of experience, father of two
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wonderful adult daughters, and of course, a fan of museums and theaters. well, great, we're starting, we've got a simple single game ahead, we're starting, you're looking at 100 to one, a simple single game, we're we invite the first numbers, that is, team captains, to the table here, please, we have two teaching teams today. so, alexey , nikolay, first question, professional teacher, as i promised, excellent, attention, question, how does the physical education teacher start the lesson, nikolay, he starts it with a warm-up, with a warm-up, so we’re looking for, yes, on
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the scoreboard, yes, warm-up, yes, there is such an answer, but this is the second answer. yes, this is the first line, we return to the teams, it will always be like this, and it will always be like this, we return, team, and it’s your turn, mikhail, where the physical education teacher begins your lesson, from the whistle, we check, we check, we check, whistle, there is such a thing.
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the locker room from the locker room, well , they need to close the locker room, and not aunt manya, this is done personally by the physical education teacher, what kind of aunt manya is, well, sometimes they can call the same things by different names, sometimes they can call different things by the same name. in fact, there is a hint, three from checking certificates or
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those exempt from physical education, from checking certificates, checking open the third, of course, 100%, certificates, but the teams, look how tense our opponents are, what else is possible, what else is possible, the system is as follows, that means everyone gives one answer option, and then the captain is responsible for everyone, anton versions, running in a circle, marina, yes, i think from... push-ups from push-ups so alexander, i think that from the fact that he tells sports events, which in happened in the world, so, sports news , uh-huh, physical education teacher, and this one we also talked about, well, imagine your squats, push-ups, push-ups, yes, we were offered push-ups and squats nikolai, it remains to choose from a bunch of options, right? the concept of warm-up includes, for example, running circle, or is it divided into different clusters?
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the question is how it was perceived by the people to whom we asked questions, from the point of view of system analysis, jogging is probably part of the warm-up, from the point of view of colloquial speech, for example, and we ran, just like that, these can be different things, okay , let's look at the situation from... from the perspective of philology, jogging , running in a circle, words with the same root, they can be combined into one, i would say this, our editors still keep their jobs, because that's exactly what they do, they combine words with the same root and, as a rule , they do it exactly, i’ve said enough, absolutely, just like for your editors, and we choose the word jogging, jogging, jogging after all. okay, let's check the run, in a circle, well, like this, anton,
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forgive us, yes, i remind you that anton is a fizruk, so he knows too much, it sometimes hurts, we asked the question, where does a fizruk begin a lesson, and people answered, with formation of 28 people, warm-up 25 people, running in place or in a circle. 14 roll call crew 13, whistle - 9, with greeting five and also anton, we have this answer, the physical teacher starts the lesson with conversations, we had one like that, yes, this is a fact of life, well, our warm-up is over, 94:0, it was a simple single game, and we continue, we have there's a double play ahead, you're looking at 100 to one, how did the surgery go? lost a patient , polonsky made a mistake, do you understand how it looks
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from the outside, if not an accident, you want to say that i killed him, premiere on rtr, analysis results, brigin, i feel bad, so scared, he’s never had it before , i'm afraid for her, nali, i know what i should prepare for, i can’t breathe, you know, i’m going home , i want, i can’t, help, sklefosovsky, new episodes, we’re watching on monday on rtr, catch a fish, big or small, in general, the place chose the right one, have you ever wondered why people count fats as carbohydrates? this is where my question begins: can something tasty be healthy? we try, the level of inflammation
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decreases, the pain decreases, can something useful be pleasant? fantastic! can science be intelligible? and you make a wish? yes, yes, y ' yes, yes, yes, again, yes, every person in any region of russia will be able to make their diet not only tasty, but also healthy, and this lifts the mood, that’s for sure, the food formula on saturday on rtr, i love you very much, yes, but i can’t give birth to a child for you, what kind of family is it without children? anton madelyani, 12 years old, last name. lived in odelyan, you are still licking your heart early, you will treat me, yes i will, i invited you here, which means
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i have not lost responsibility, but do you like our doctor? i like it, me too, it's a pity that i don’t have such a dad, who sent, who is this woman, choose, either me or her, they are very easy to inflict, healing them is much more difficult, all your life you heal other people’s hearts, but you can’t figure it out with your own heart. heart wounds on saturday on rtr. this is footage of tv presenter dana borisova’s emergency hospitalization at the clinic, where she was taken after losing consciousness. fans of dana borisova have long been sounding the alarm because of the strange condition of the tv star and her constantly
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shaking hands. dana's family suspects that she has taken up her old ways - the whole truth. we continue, dear friends, we have a double game, all points earned are multiplied by two, today we have two wonderful teams of teachers, they are called the teacher's room, the teacher's room in the sense of a room where everyone gathers in class. well, we are all urban here, but the question will concern rural areas, where does a rural resident get water from, please, from a well,
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from a well? the scenario is repeated arman, hello, hello, once again, where does a rural resident get his water from, well , my colleagues here are already telling me, and yes it was this version, i think from the spring, probably from the spring, i check, spring, key, yes , something like that, there is right away, right away, i think,
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i like it, colleague, good, what, always happy, always happy, so, so, that faucet or column, faucet or column too, well , the column, the screen is good, the faucet column is the same thing, yes, the column is different things, the faucet, faucet is a water supply system, if i understand correctly, we also understand this, then our answer is from the column, from the column,
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good answer, so, well, last time everything was the same, we guessed and guessed, but it was a complete failure, it reminds me of something, but there is one version, as if more more. in the city, of course, but in rural areas there is also a store, there is, maybe from the store you can, what do you think, from the store, it’s beautiful, you know, the eighties, when water without gas appeared in stores, no one believed that it will buy, because everyone was saying, who will pay for plain water? pay, well, nevertheless, things have gone well, so that’s it, well, let’s go to the store, let’s check the store, okay?
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well, in my opinion, the typical villager actually uses water not only to get drunk, wash his hands, or water the garden. of course, why yes, potatoes , cabbage, tomatoes, of course, we take water from a barrel, from a barrel, yes, barrel, i check, barrel, no, well, like that, like that, come on, those we surveyed 100 people, when asked where the residential area gets its water from. we suspect that the majority of respondents were urban, the answers were from well 33, spring 14, river stream 10, column eight,
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tank barrel 5, water tap, four and the seventh answer was from a well, 242:00 after two rounds, but for our game the gap is small, we have a triple game ahead, everything can change. then to one broadcast, we continue, we have a triple game ahead, i ask the third team numbers to come here to the table, try hard, guys, a triple game means that all the points multiplied by three, and accordingly the score can change dramatically, alexander arorman, so the car theme. the topic is a car, and a situational question: in what case can a person get into a car and not go anywhere
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, it’s broken, broken, broken, the car is broken, the car is broken, we’re checking, it’s not the first, it couldn’t start, so, that’s our strategy, well, that is something is mechanical, electrical is not working, the gas may be out, the gas is out, it’s out, but that’s it, it should have been earlier, okay, okay, okay, let’s, ah, ran out of gas, yes, there is no such version , we come back, we come back, so, marina, i’m coming to you, in which case a person may not need it, just, but i think that he forgot his license, forgot his license, forgot his documents, forgot his documents. we are checking, i forgot my documents, there is no such thing, yeah , look, maybe he, well, he doesn’t need to go anywhere, yes, just no, please repeat the question, please, in this case a person
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can get into the car and not go anywhere, drunk, drunk, oh my god, that means he's drunk, got into the car, but understands that he's driving you can’t, oops, now we’re done again, the tire is punctured. the wheel can’t move , let’s calm down and let’s just imagine the situation, well, a man sat down and didn’t know how to drive a car and didn’t drive, where could it be, he doesn’t know how?
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it’s a pity, because i want to hear different answers, this is such an interesting question. anton, in what case can a person get into a car and not go anywhere? if the machine is training, training, training, why, if the student, you haven’t learned yet, he doesn’t know yet, yes the model, yes, suppose disappointing, i think. changed his mind, we asked people why he didn’t go, changed his mind, changed his mind, and i also have another version, and i tell them like a woman on the handbrake, when the car, the car won’t go, they tell me, this can’t be, it can , yes, in modern cars you can still somehow overpower the handbrake, yes, and once and for all forget about it, as if completely, but before the handbrake was a handbrake, so what about armand?
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so - what are the versions? so, there is a version that this is all happening in a car dealership, so i as if i got into the car, tried it on, but didn’t go anywhere, maybe it’s not the weather, an option, it’s not the weather, then there is, i just haven’t bought the car yet, so, yes, there is another option, that maybe they kicked me out of the house, that’s just sat in the car, just sat in the car, why listen to music. spend the night in the car, the main thing is not in the garage with the engine on, god forbid , definitely definitely, god forbid, so on mikhail, but he doesn’t need to go anywhere, but he just doesn’t need to, he’s bored, he’s killing time, sat in play backgammon, but maybe he’s not of age, i’m just checking, yes, it was about the rights,
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let’s do it. we think that he came to the car dealership, sit, try on the car, came to the car dealership, sit, choose a car, now let's see, what are you applauding, a beautiful version, well, we check, it turns out that the person just came to the car dealership to sit down into a car, yes, in our questions there are always such unexpected logical, logical traps, a car dealership, yes, there is one, there will be more, well, well interesting, interesting, interesting, because of course, today the members of our teams take answering questions too seriously, which, in general, is not surprising, because these are teachers, teachers, so, well,
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that option that... you rejected , but nevertheless they said, in the first place among those we interviewed was the option of a person getting into the car and not going anywhere, just to sleep, to warm up, that was the option, well, we understood the second option, he couldn’t start it, ran out of gas, broke down, and so on further, the third option, he repairs the car, checks car, diagnoses the car, and so on. then the fourth option, it just warms up the engine, winter, north, most likely it will go somewhere further, but in the north sometimes you need to warm up the engine, even if the car is just standing there and is not going to go anywhere, then fifth, fifth line, this is a museum
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, this is an exhibit almost like... an educational one, yes, this is an exhibition, well, in short, it’s almost the same as a salon, but this, for example, is a vintage car that is in a museum , you can’t drive, you can sit, well, that’s all, that means, there are other options, he got into the car for something to pick up, and not to go somewhere, there is an option that the exit is simply blocked, this is already such a story, well, okay, it was interesting, it was a triple game, we continue, all is not lost for anyone, we have ahead the game is the opposite. i was an orphan , then suddenly my mother showed up, something was wrong with her, you can get through her through your channels, on saturday, she wanted to go to the ambulance, i said, where is my daughter, where have you gone, daughter,
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and i have some kind of black hole in your memory, wait, where did it come from, you will never be alone again, we will have everything ok, you yourself called me faith, those who want to believe too much will be deceived even by their hearts, it wasn’t too much, maybe you had to act theatrically, but quietly, you said, ver, i just want to understand, no, you just want me to start to suspect her of something, he wanted to kill me, his own stranger’s daughter, premiere on saturday on rtr. we gathered about ten people into the first group , there were short calls, we are going to donetsk, you are with us , yes, when my fighters came running, they carried me, another shelling began, they
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laid me down, lay on top of me, one bullet before is still in me, and this , let’s say, is my trophy, someone was hungry, here comes my grandmother, hungry herself, but she takes this kurba to the shelters and says: baby... feed the dogs, lend a hand help, olga and i decided that we needed to take the guys in, i came across such people who care, to support me in word, hello, dear soldier, and in deed, without your help you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you, what you do is simply amazing, from monday to thursday on rtr, it’s for you, well, you got some sleep,
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gentlemen, just a minute, attention, today is a big day, a big holiday, dashing, we haven’t seen you for a long time, chersky, you know, but for every cool fighter he will find an even cooler one, you fell in love with them, but who is good for you, your wife or your boys , don’t ask stupid questions now, they are still loved , you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words, hero of my time, beauty, repin, the whole team, we only look at the platform, usually we try not to reveal the inner workings, but only we have details from
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a key participant, many might not like it, while everyone in a circle shows what happened, who you are, only our program will tell you. as it was , no matter how much it hurts the kiev regime, we will have to admit, well, apparently we will show you more than others, not an easy task, i am aware of this, moscow, the kremlin, putin, we look at rtr today, we continue, today we have two teams of teachers , who take any issue very seriously, now the game is in reverse, the game is in reverse. is that there is one question, the team gives one answer, and then, if the team guesses the answer, which on the sixth line, she gets 240 points, if on the fifth 180, and if on the first, then only
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both answers accepted, thank you, now we’ll check, wait from the top, what do you think comes first, mayonnaise or ketchup, mayonnaise, open the first line. yes, it’s clear, mayonnaise, open the second one, ketchup, open the third one, soy sauce, soy sauce should have been opened, what we remembered, cheese, cheese we remembered, tkemali we remembered, we open the fourth, oh, we said something. we open the fifth line. brown
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so, anton, alexander, we have a big game, someone should stay in the studio, it will be a little easier for him, someone should go into a black, scary, dark room where sounds from the studio do not penetrate, who will it be, we have the most experienced anton, please, let’s see anton off. we have a big prize, 200 points,
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that means 100,000 rubles. well, if it doesn’t work out, then 1 rub. not bad either, the program is 100 to one. five questions, 20 seconds. you are ready? yes. the stopwatch starts from the last letter of the first question. yes. go. what type of oil is used in cooking? sunflower. what do you take with you to the beach? and an umbrella, where algae grows in the sea, which animal is the fastest? cheetah? what happens when activated? charcoal, great, not even 20 seconds have passed, we’re checking your answers: what type of oil is used in cooking and or in cooking, we don’t know exactly the accent, dictionaries also don’t know, sunflower, you said sunflower and the same as you answered. 26 people, what do they take with them to
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the beach? well, here, let's just say, many expect that it is already there, the answer is umbrella, how many people also answered, 11, normal, a lot, it looks like where algae grows, you said in the sea and 32 people also answered. animals is the fastest, well, here’s just the correct answer, cheetah, yes, and just like you question , how many answered, just like you, 35 people, after the fourth answer you already have 104 points, more than half will not be easy, anton will it’s not easy, finally, what happens when activated , also a clear answer, coal, and just like you answered, 51 people, 155, thank you,
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so we hand over the headphones, let’s go here, i have two news for you, one, well, you judge for yourself, it’s good , bad, your teammate alexander, scored 155 out of 200 points, which means that you are only five points away from victory. and victory is 1000 rubles. the bad news is that alexander apparently gave some very popular answers, and if you answer the same,
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then this signal will sound, you need will immediately come up with another answer. well, the other good news is that you have 30 seconds, not 20. let's go, let's go, let's go. what type of oil is used in cooking? olive, what do you take with you to the beach? umbrella, circle. where do algae grow? in the lake. which animal is the fastest? cheetah. falcon. what happens when activated? sim card. great, we are checking your answers, i remind you that the scoreboard already has 155 points, which alexander earned, you only had two answers, you gave others, let’s see what happened in numbers, what type of oil is used in cooking, sunflower, said alexander, 26,
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this is not the most, this is the second most popular answer, the most popular is cream, there are 34, and you said olive and so 10 people answered, what do they take with them to the beach? umbrella, alexander answered, you basically also wanted to answer like that, but in the end you answered, a circle, and so you answered, one person. in popularity in the pond 18 points, you
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said in the lake, this is not the same as a pond, this is art. and the lake is natural, seven people said in the lake, which animal is the fastest? well, cheetah, obviously the correct answer, 35 points, you said falcon, how did two people answer? and the second most popular answer is the hare. 17 people answered, hare. so, what if there are 25 points? what happens when activated? well, obviously, coal 51, account activated,
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14 people answered this way, you said sim card. sim card and there are six, well done, well done, well done, well done, but you were very close to victory, thank you for this game, it was a funny, intellectual, supposedly quiz, 100 to one teachers played today, let's tell them, thank you simply for being teachers, people of a noble profession, thank you!
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razumovsky is listening. anyuta is alive, who is she anyway? i’m your husband, we buried you, come back, hello, did i have to die to get myself back? how i died, that is, how i disappeared, you were with the driver, your car fell into the river, just don’t fall in love with your wife again, i only need you. i think someone set me up, right after the funeral you appear, what are you hinting at, unforgotten, you remembered something, today on
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rtr. hello, oksana kubaeva is on the air, in the studio, the main one for this hour. in the donetsk direction, mortar crews disrupted the night infantry rotation. and near kupinsk he was shot down. enemy drone scouts. israel is preparing for a large-scale operation in rafahi in the south of the gaza strip.
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