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tv   Doktor Myasnikov  RUSSIA1  February 17, 2024 12:50pm-2:01pm MSK

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look, love is when you look in one direction. look, look, look, you want to look, look, let's look, look, well, look at the screen, look at me, watch, look, look, agreement, sign, we sign at the same time. 1 2 3 subscribe, look, look, maybe we’ll go to my place, just watch a movie, you’re watching 100 to one, what’s our task to open the whole board, we’ll cope, if you ask, then with the bulge, everyone knows the name of which character from pushkin’s works, how many will it be 7.8? who
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talks a lot and loudly at work, if you answer with humor, i chop oak, don’t pluck, problems with water, light, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - a set for headaches, not god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray! 100 to one, tomorrow on rtr, someone called humor a defense mechanism. i would like to subscribe to this definition because i am somewhat aware of this. the fact is that i read your numerous letters in which you talk about how our hume. helped you out in difficult times,
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based on the idea that song helps us build and live, and humor helps us survive, we can assume that on the eighth day god created a sense of humor, but note that this did not affect everyone, i have no doubt, since you did not switch the button and did not go to another program, this means that you are people with a sense of humor, as soon as humor was not called medicine.
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i re-read the last feliton, i don’t understand , i thought i’d have to try it, it somehow flashed by, imperceptibly, and i moved on, i keep moving on, i keep i want to present something new to the viewer, to surprise with something, now i’ll be happy to read this filetton to you, how many years have passed?
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i don’t understand how i read this fileton, but i still don’t understand, there are so many incomprehensible things in life, with prices, for example, well , it’s not clear what’s going on, now a bunch of green onions costs so much that it’s not a shame to bring it to a date with a girl , went to the pharmacy, looked at the price, i think i died easier... i left him, on the way i went to the funeral service bureau, looked at the price there, rushed back to the pharmacy, they don’t understand modern children, no, i understand parents who first teach a child to walk, talk, when they teach him, they try to make him shut up, because mine recently
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completely stunned me, dad, you know why the butt is divided vertically, and no ... horizontally, you don’t know, but i know , and so that the resort doesn’t clap, the children have changed, we received bad marks without a murmur, now the first-grader tells the teacher, one bad mark, we’ll meet in the european court of human rights, or that’s how long this has been around unified state exam, still
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no one can understand whether this is good or bad, the teacher told the students: whoever passes the unified state exam with an a and a b will go to heaven, who gets a d? troika will go to hell, the students asked marya petrovna, is it possible to graduate from school alive? as a child, we all wanted, i remember, to become astronauts, now i asked the boy, what do you want to be? ugly, why ugly? well , they still say: look what a cool car that freak has. nowadays children do not think like children, this is wrong, a person must have a childhood, he must definitely go through this, you can't become an adult right away. my friend read my dadyra to his son at night. the blanket ran away, the sheet flew away,
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the pillow jumped away from me like a frog. the fellow asked: “dad, tell me honestly, did you smoke?” in grocery stores it is also not clear how to navigate, it is not clear which fish is colored, which is edible, which yoghurt is food grade, which is technical, but at the same time it is full of culinary novelties, someone joked, for the day of agricultural workers, that genetically modified products had prepared a big festive concert, my head is spinning recently i read on one price tag and couldn’t believe my eyes, suslyatina, gk, well, i understood, gk - it means hot smoked, i think, what have i lived to see, but for suslyatina, i think i should try it, otherwise
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you’ll die and you’ll never know what this is it, i’m a saleswoman saying, girl, can you cut me 100 grams of wort, she makes me so angry... sous, gk, galina konstantinovna, it’s me, then i don’t need to cut it, i don’t understand, you know who, our alcoholics, why drink champagne, vodka, and cognac at the same time? pour whatever beer you want in there, it’s not harmful, here’s water, which we pour into the kettle must be filtered , otherwise it can spoil the stomach, and i will say this, vodka on
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a hunt, by the way, saved more animals than all of greenpeace combined, so he knows, “a drunk man came home late at night, but not realizing that he is at home, he opens the refrigerator and asks: “chief, will you take two of the googly? no, well, to hell with you, bang in the refrigerator, and so on all night, boss, will you take me to gogol 2, no, and so he banged, sobered up early in the morning, saw that the refrigerator was broken, he took it, ran to the workshop, while wife i hadn’t woken up yet, my wife got up, saw that there was no refrigerator, and said, what a nasty
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one, he left after all, damn! so, i don’t understand why now, especially recently, divorces have become more frequent. it’s a disgrace what they do, and i’m so surprised, sorry, it’s autobiographical. they say, i've had gray hair in my beard, but the demon lingers somewhere
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, i once said, i don't understand, here he gets married, gets married, bunnies, suns, fish, birds, and goats are bred... there were sheep and deer, i they said that one woman actually left her husband because of what i found out was that he bought two diamond discs. for some bulgarian woman,
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by the way, here’s a note for the bachelors who were abandoned by such a woman, dumplings put through a meat grinder become naval pasta. and yet, a wedding is a desired goal for many. at one wedding , instead of being bitter, dad shouted: “well, thank god!” and mom shouted: “well, finally.” here’s something else i don’t understand. why do women come up with different diets to lose weight, pushing themselves with such loads. one nama said: the main thing in diet is it’s a dream, i didn’t fall asleep on time, i overate myself.
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by the way, now a new diet has appeared. 3 days only juices, 5 days only porridge, 7 days only apples, then 9 days, then 40. i heard when we were talking about this topic, i got on the scale today, they’re in a hurry, oh, don’t tell me, yesterday i went to buy a dress, i didn’t fit in , got upset, bought a cake, climbed under the hatch. another said: girls, and i hung a reminder in my kitchen, i don’t eat after 6, that’s
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what my parasite attributed to the morning, but i don’t understand girls, if you can’t eat at night, why does the light in the refrigerator light up? not i understand, by the way, what is happening in our public catering, now they have opened restaurants, cafes on every centimeter, the prices are expensive, but even though the food was normal, i tell the waiter, there is something floating in my soup, this is soup, in there’s always something floating around on it, but it’s swimming on its back and rowing with all its paws, don’t worry. we won’t swim to the side, he’ll drown, i still don’t understand why all
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the comedians laugh at blondes, it’s okay, they ’re not stupid, i even saw one blonde in a museum, yes, she comes up to an old woman, a caretaker in a museum, and points out a sculpture centaur, grandma, please tell me, why does that guy have a horse growing out of his butt? the granny, apparently, got caught with humor, she tells her: the horse he has from there more than once... grows, he got stuck there, such girls, rubbish, for you, girls, what diet is best, eat buckwheat porridge without anything,
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naked whether? lucy, are we in the jungle or what? sveta, take the dill away from your glasses. the number you are calling is not answering. what, really? no, damn it, the first two numbers answered, the rest are silent. oh, two blondes are driving in a car, listening to the navigator. after 300 m turn right, after 100, then turn left, for the next few minutes they drive in silence, one says, well, she’s silent, where should we turn, the other says, are you stupid or something, we’re not alone on the road, she’s talking
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to someone now tells another. i don’t understand what kind of nonsense, our newspapers write such nonsense , nikita dzhigurda’s photograph cured the boy of a jam, dzhegurda’s psychologist is constantly. stas mikhailov called nikolai valuev a stupid jock. the funeral service will take place on tuesday. japan bought the rights to show the film sex and the city. now they have him
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will be called chpokiye in tokyo. i know what i don’t understand, this is already a general phenomenon, where is our psyche heading? one man, in despair , was about to commit suicide, standing on the bridge, preparing to jump, suddenly someone taps him on the shoulder from behind. excuse me, please, kittens. don’t take it away, you’ll forgive me , i’ll say one frivolity, i understood one thing for sure, i don’t understand anything, but i understood one thing completely, the main organ in a person
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is still the ass. she takes part in everything, in treatment, teaching, education, making decisions, everything goes through her, she has no equal in searching for adventure. it seems to me that something is happening to me, as if i, not me, are premiering on rtr, and we
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have never met anywhere before, why are you looking at them like that? yes, the normal one is so pretty, i would have a crush, it seems to me that our mother went crazy, money to figure out the criminal, that sanya, she is sick, you need to think like a criminal, he possessed me, i look at women exactly the same way he, he instills his thoughts in me, you're crazy, but how do you cope, you're probably very you’re tired, rest, somehow relax , it’s just written all over your face, you’re sure that you’re not having these, not hallucinations, anna is a medium, and you know who the killer is, right? from monday on rtr, please, acquaintance and
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roll call, you can build without it, i’m very glad that you came to visit me, how much tea was drunk, how many stories were told, i was daring in a white suit, the stamp is leaving the pile. zakharov and for me it was probably akin to the appearance of christ to the people, how many secrets were told, i, as a man, am a hunter of women, i like to attack, dad imagined that i would have a completely different husband, but how much more is there to come? i foresaw my fate, now everything is just coming true, i surrender everything with joy, let’s all wave our hands when everyone is at home with timur kizikov, on sunday on rtr.
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how will i look people in the eyes, their love, homeland, i don’t deserve this, i’m an officer, and an officer - when you live for others, don’t live for others, their element, let’s fly in, look around, that ’s right, the sky, kostya wrote, boss asks you to tell me that... my wife, the boss’s wife bored. february 23 on rtr. good morning, my
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beloved, my voice sounds only for you, my heart beats only for you, in this program they are performed not only, save. beautiful flowers, still live in me, some kind of fantasy, morning mail with nikolai baskov, on sunday on rtr,
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big film premiere, my dad became one of the richest people in the city, cool, this is my grandfather, vasily pavlovich safonov, airborne major. in 2 years i will buy you 10 such orders, go your way. we'll treat you, but what if the parachute doesn't open? well, they benefit, like this here is the grandson, no one but us. february 23 on rtr. in humor, the woman behind the wheel looks almost blonde. the humor tells about both these and those, and notices the details. smiles, he claims, a woman is a creature who notices someone else's hair on your raincoat ten steps away, and does not notice a fire hydrant
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when she parks. a pessimist is a woman who thinks that she will not be able to park her car in the only free space. an optimist is a man who thinks she won't try it. maybe to grow happily for 50 years by the side of the road, and then suddenly it jumps out in front of a female driver, such a bad tree, in a word, the girl is parking, the street freezes, the sun has just disappeared around the corner, the evening was thinking, maybe... starting near the house in the yard in her own way, she was about to park.
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i looked at the place just right, five meters should be enough, it seemed that the cars parked at that hour had no chance to survive, here you need to turn a little to the left. press the pedal smoothly, left, left, and a little more, in terms of color, turning the steering wheel to the right, the old women who were bazaaring in the shade, about 100 meters away, stood up as if on command, disappeared into the distance with the bench, and... they know the light of youth
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, a man stood behind him, a little to the left, towards me, let’s go slowly, he didn’t know that he will spend 70 nights in a cast in his bed; the truck driver unloaded there. laughed at first, the laughter froze in my throat, let it go without unloading on the gas, drove for 2 days, abandoned the car in the field, only at 5:00 in the morning, suddenly from the yard, the light began to move away like a snake, she had to go to work by ten. in the morning, and
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you also have to park there, everyone knows the phrase:
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it has practically become an anecdote, a word from a specialist, hello, mom, hello, it’s me, if you’re standing now, you’d better sit down, sit down, let’s go, mankind’s dream has come true, i’m on mars, what does a bar with nuts have to do with it, this the planet is such that you don’t know, look out the window, look?
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i parachuted the crater over eight acres, cucumbers and buckwheat bear fruit every 2 hours, and pickled tomatoes grow right in the jars, but the crew doesn’t have time to collect them in the cellar, mom, calm down, only i have the keys to the cellar, well, i’ve lost a little weight, there’s this thing, the spacesuit hangs on a bag, i say, the spacesuit hangs on me like a bag. mom, calm down golina, no one can fit here except me, i ’ve already tried, when i return, well, it’s hard to say, we have a problem with fuel here, no,
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we can’t reach the camp here, but it can be transmitted telepathically, but listen, exactly at 19:00 to a cyborg with red eyes will come to you, pour another three-liter jar of moonshine, what’s the point of starting a smars, and go on the road and a guitar for the positive ones, and he’s everything to us it’s telepathic to convey, if it conveys, of course, that you hear women’s laughter and music, what do you think?
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or evil, the sigh of what wind brought you to us, what kind of twists of fashion, time has gone crazy, grandma's chests of drawers, they climb into block houses, things that are not of local shape, chandeliers, boxes, sconces, copper, ancient telephones, teapots too, hundreds. centuries of different, half-understandable life, again the gramophone bell, we are wheezing about love, this, of course, is fun, this is a game, but behind it
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i hear the long echo of some calm days, unfussy, slow, aged like wine, people are looking for... in what happened a long time ago, where the problems are small, if only it were always like this, where there are fewer cars, where the years are longer, where they don’t flash, where it’s light and warm, the past calms down because...
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it’s easier, god, if only we could do that, the whole body is like one leg away. i’ve been sucking on some kind of tablet for three hours, it doesn’t come out at all, it ’s some kind of strange tablet, with two holes. passed,
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oh, and then what happened after the banquet, where did i go? is it really a woman, i drink so much, i’m always drawn to women, but how... i just can’t understand what the hell i want from them, but what will you take from me in this state, my main friend told me that he has a very convenient friend, her husband is on business trips, her daughter has gone to a village somewhere for the whole summer, her youngest grandson is in the army. yes, he
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will become a colonel there, oh, he opens the door for us, we immediately see each other. “i didn’t even think that i could run like that,
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what happened next, i remember, it would be better not to remember, a cultured person is called, a scientist, soaked, he added from the throat at the stall.” there was another homeless person nearby, i told him something, he winked, it turned out traffic light, i'm a fool, i also told him jokes about drinking, i really like this about drinking, an italian, that means he came to us, he writes: in your diary yesterday
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i drank all day with the russians, i almost died, today i had a hangover with them all day , it would be better if i died yesterday, from a weakling, but oh god, what? then, when i got home, i remember i wanted to climb over some concrete fence, but when it dawned, i see this curb on the pavement, i know, honestly, how can we not drink? you look at everything with sober eyes, hang yourself,
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so he knows, motherfucker, but how do you drink, oh, to mom needs to come in, her head seems to hurt less, apparently the pill helped. no, no need to be upset, it’s okay, look at how many empty bottles i have. they grow in price, no worse than dollars, it’s also green, so i’m rich, a little more,
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i’ve become completely rich, life goes on. there is a reason to drink, gentlemen, the next speaker persuaded himself that everything is fine with us, everything is fine, it is not clear what he meant, good or bad, there was such an anecdote then: we began to live better, - the authorities said, we we're happy for you, we thought subordinates, now they are preparing a whole series of measures for this complete stabilization, now a new decree will be issued, a new decree, if you want to get a salary, yes, buy it, that’s it, we are like no one else, wisely
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, no, wisely, no, wisely. what are our taxes? paid all taxes honestly and sleep well, dear comrade, may you rest in peace, and medicine, it’s not so much fun to look at as expensive, i was recently in a hospital, in a single-occupancy corridor, my wife fed me, my daughter brought me medicine, my mother-in-law gave me an injection , doctor yes...
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the man tells him africa. but well done, well, answered well, didn’t get confused, then prepare visas for all white people, everything is better here, i was recently abroad for work reasons, and i’ll say, our striptease is better, yes, their woman takes half an hour from kalinka some kind of bas... removes, ours came out, bra up, swimming trunks down, men fainted, whatever you are, our cars are better than foreign cars, on foreign cars the computer does everything for you, if necessary, closes the door, presses the brake, ejects the driver, this is all a car for fools,
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what kind of brains you need to have. in order to fit into our aka, well, we have brains, let’s say, in forest, you’re sitting, the steering wheel is in your teeth, the gas is somewhere under you, you just need to be able to feel it correctly. ears are sticking out of the windows, you are driving, all the passing mercedes give way to you, they are afraid that their exhaust pipe will suck your eye, you need to see the good in everything, even in the bad, whoever understands this is not only good here, but
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nowhere better! fashionable episode of the program hello andrey, and we are putting together a strong song wardrobe, i spent almost my entire childhood in a state of deficiency. i took my father’s leather jacket out of the bins. and i walked around the city, hello andrey, andrey malakhov's evening show, today on rts. where are we going? on a treasure hunt? what kind of treasure pack? we're going to look for mom! let's see this
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weekend! so look at me, you confuse me, you are the most wonderful girl in the world. i miss you! kesha, is everything okay, are we going? my husband is not going anywhere to kenti! only new love can melt the ice in the heart, hello, i’m not alone, matvey, it’s so good that you found me, we won’t let you go anywhere else, oops, what are you doing here, and you ’re drizzling, on sunday on rtr. we're going to we take up a lot of the doctor’s time with empty complaints, and we don’t go to the doctor when
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we seriously need to go, forewarned is forearmed, any remedy has a downside with the most necessary knowledge, health, dispelling myths, helping to find out the truth, how to act, in order to land well, you need to warm up before that, what to pay attention to for each risk factor... there should be a pill, where to look for help? you only need five ingredients that will benefit your entire body. from the onset of the disease to its manifestation two decades pass, so the whole family needs to be examined. the most important information from the most competent sources. take care of your complex body. take care of yourself and be healthy. about the most important thing, from monday to thursday at art. vera was an orphan all her life, then suddenly her mother
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showed up, something is wrong with her, you can break through her through your channels, today, she woke up in the ambulance, i say, where is my daughter, where have you gone, daughter, but i have some kind of black hole in my memory, wait, where does it come from? got it, did you? then you won’t be left alone anymore, everything will be fine with us, you yourself called me faith, whoever wants to believe too much will be deceived even by his heart, you didn’t play too hard, maybe you should have acted theatrically, but quietly, you said, ver, i just want understand, no, you just want me to start suspecting her of something, he wanted to kill me, his own... someone else's daughter, premiere, today on rtr.
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public control, how many cameras are they filming here? no, cameras are needed in order to vote. they are working on the site observers, as well as all important places are under constant video surveillance, the tables of members of the election commission, places of issuance, storage, movement of all ballots in bags for cancellation of ballots, voting boxes and places for counting ballots, and completed ballots are sealed whole in bags and stored in separate safes or metal cabinets. i wonder who watches these videos? the broadcast can... be watched by candidates, parties, public observers, and if necessary, the recording can be rewinded and watched again,
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everything is transparent and under control. chekhov wrote: the seriousness of a person with a sense of humor is 100 times more serious than the seriousness of a serious person. and a boring person should not be told that he is boring, otherwise he will begin to find out why he is boring, and it will be boring, boring, they said about one such person, he has such a unique sense of humor that he was repeatedly beaten by people who were not used to delving into nuances of the funny, so a person asks, you can pump up your body in the gym, right? the photo can be photoshopped, sprained his leg, chiropractor will help, but how to correct the lack of a sense
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of humor? establish in the human brain the ability to understand humor, well, look what’s happening, and hello, old man, hello, but, what an old man i am, i’m only 48 years old, okay, “hello, boy, boy, i’m already 48 years old, well, okay, a man is at the very dawn of his strength, i wonder how you think his strength can dawn, well, these are not trees, not bushes, well, okay, we drove through. where
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did we go, we’re standing still, or someone drove by, but i didn't even notice, listen, what are you doing? i fell off an oak tree, i didn’t knock off any oak trees, i don’t like climbing oak trees at all, so that means i ate too much whiten, whiten, whiten? edible for humans, whitefish is a poisonous plant that has a very unpleasant aroma, listen, what kind of fly bit you, no fly has bitten me, a fly cannot bite a person or animal at all, because its proboscis is soft. and
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can’t pierce the skin, but i see that i steamed your turnips a lot, i don’t steam turnips, i generally like silderium more, but silderium doesn’t make you dizzy, no, human. i’m so designed that my head just can’t spin, how are you doing? i haven’t given birth yet, well,
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that’s right. the male body is not designed for this, women can give birth, but men can’t, but you’re not a woman, yes, listen, i’m definitely going to fuck you up, you’ll freak me out, that is, turn you. damn , believe me, doing this will be even more difficult than giving birth, because horseradish is a perennial plant, the cabbage family, what are you carrying, but no, i’m not carrying anything, there’s nothing in my hands, i don’t have a bag or a backpack on my shoulders, in your pockets it’s empty, so i’m not carrying anything, listen,
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that’s enough, one more. i will definitely throw away my skates, skates, at this time of year, believe me, now they are completely useless, and in general, why throw them away, well, let me put them carefully so they don’t get lost, what, your tower has been blown away, i mean? well, i mean, have you lost your mind? what do you mean? you've gone crazy. where did you go, what kind of roof? listen, don't bring out the beast in me. are you saying that there is some living being living inside you? could it be a parasite?
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enough. legs, do your legs like you're a doctor, helping people get back on their feet, you know what? so fucking weird! and what a fly bit him, apparently the tower was completely torn off, well , i mean, the roof went crazy,
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dating on the street can be so... so fun, girl, why haven’t we met yet, god protect you, stupid creature, girl, can i have you? for a minute , but not when, i have to go, one told me , i met a girl, accidentally found out that her last name was mantis, oh, just in case , i stopped dating, who knows what, and i... i ’ll say so, hit up a girl on a steep wheelbarrow anyone can, but you try with charisma, charm, a sense of humor, to force her to go with you on a trolleybus, weak?
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oh yes, oh yes, two girls of 30 years old came to dance, what do i look like yesterday, it’s a pity, i looked very good the day before yesterday, oh, no one is inviting me, i also thought they’ll start throwing themselves right from the door, oh yes , and that you and i are stuck at these dances, and the music is moronic, and the men are the same. look, look, one little thing is running around, oh, i can’t see him under my chest, what he’s doing there , let him do whatever he wants, okay, oh,
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yes, look at the bespectacled guy, there , the bespectacled guy is standing there, it’s okay, oh, he just looks like a moron, and what about zin, among the morons , he’s also prettier, oh yes, and he’s so hairy, look, oh. “mom, what a hairy guy, sinka, can you imagine, you wake up at night, and this hairy one is lying next to you, let him lie there, guard him, okay, zin, where are you going, are you going to dance with this hairy guy now, zin, what are you talking about, yes i would out of life, zin, yes i, where did i go, look, look, look, i went, oh, i went, well, i was already married, and i was there for a whole week." well, let the others go now , no, he also goes to dances, i can’t, zin, why did you come back so quickly, and the hairy man’s wife and father-in-law came for his mother-in-law, it’s his body, uzin,
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now you get ready, no matter what, identify a hairy body, zhin , forgive me, i’m not hinting at you, i’m just asking, that ’s why men dance only with fearful people, and i’m not hinting at you, i ’m actually saying, look, two beauties are standing by the wall, and nothing? they’re doing something zin, listen, zinka, i told you, well, you remember, i met a guy through an advertisement, he he sent me a telegram yesterday, he writes briefly about himself, 120 cm, i spent the whole night thinking where, and then i think, what’s the difference, and anyway it doesn’t fit,
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but he passed by, and i looked at him, he’s not retarded only in fast food, but in profile, the back of his head is like a pumpkin, he probably went to the toilet, dina. “how small it is, no matter how it gets washed away, listen, well, i don’t know what they came with you, it would be better if we went to the cinema, zin, listen, what’s that roar, and what’s that roar, oh-oh, look , tanka bulygina dances to the sound of her own bones, i can’t, oh, well not a woman, but a skeleton of subbotniks, you don’t know why she’s fooling our men, and why they’re so crazy about her, four husbands have already been crazy, she’s looking for a fifth, look, oh, well, i
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can’t, zinka, zinka, look, look, what kind of us you came, zinka, look, the exact banderas, zinka in spain calls such men banderas, you know what they are called, they are called, what they are called, zinka, macho, imagine, listen, what happened, here in our yard one man boasted that his wife also calls him macho, we... hung up, standing, we listen, here the wife climbs out of the window, says: well, go home, schmuck, zinka, zinka, look, look, you’re back with your glasses, you didn’t wash it off there, oh, what a complete moron, look, those moronic trousers with arrows are standing on us i’m tired, listen, but how vova feels, it’s normal, well, good, but it’s not true, zina, but it’s not true, i only broke two of their ribs.
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we broke the other eight in the hospital when they put the plaster on, and we didn’t have to climb everywhere with our hands, zina, oh, look, look, this one is staring again, coming here, zina is coming, what to do, hello, bespectacled , oh, hello, man, you’re coming to zina, but she’s not dancing, you’re coming to me, but i don’t know, i’ll ask now, zina, yes, i’m a man, i dance, but only slowly, would you like to invite , and i was 29 years old a long time ago, it doesn’t matter, but my shoes are too much for me, you’ll carry them in your arms, huh? and i broke two ribs of one, i did the right thing, and what else could i tell you about myself that’s so good, and you know, i’m in a dream - i throw off the blanket, kick and open up, it’s not scary at all, but i noticed you a long time ago, man, you just entered, i think, oh, what a retard, that is, what kind of mobile phone do you have, you go, i think, what a handsome man, arms, legs, back of the head, pumpkin, oh, what’s your name? sasha? ah, sural
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masha, right? hello, sasha. and, sasha, you know, you are literally glowing, reflected by the light of my beauty. sasha, why are you all looking around? all the most beautiful things in this life for you, this is it. here, sasha. all you have to do is extend your hand. for me , no, you are more beautiful. well, reach out, sasha! the program is already coming to an end, i immediately i start to think, what will happen next? as andre maurois said, old age is a bad habit that very... people don’t have time to acquire, so i’m in a hurry, i’m in a hurry
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to laugh at everything so that i don’t have to cry, this thought by pierre agustin beaumarchais, i voiced on television for 25 years, and i was in a hurry, in a hurry to find this playful word to create a mood for people, let’s take a sense of humor, a person’s ability to give birth, even in the morning, evening or day. a bit of laughter, the ability to notice comic aspects somewhere, with a good sense of them serve both fun and great!
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just a second, let’s literally prepare everything, this interview, yes, can you come here, the whole world is discussing, putin gave me a big compliment, just a minute more microphone, okay, statements , words of particular importance for us, who is better, biden or trump? but only in our program. it’s time for the first time to answer the most pressing questions, why you , as they say, didn’t stamp your foot earlier, the president’s revelation, but for us this is fate, this is a matter of life and death, something new for us, at what point it became clear that western partners, they
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they don’t want to do anything, i already said, so putin said, this week we saw and learned a lot more than others, we’ll show, we’ll show, moscow, the kremlin, putin, we’re watching on sunday on rtr, everyone sit down, i’m a hotsman, guns on the floor , quickly, david markovich, you won’t believe this, your hands are reaching for the back of your head, you knew, you were silent, hello to you through the window, but the bullet really doesn’t hit you? i said weapons on the table, why are you here, where i should be, hit your brain, chaos of the ear, now they will start walking, guys, mom, don’t go, fedor
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dobronravov, mikhail porechenkov, vladimir menshov, sergei makovsky, we are tough on the bandits here, liquidation all weekend on rtr, we gathered about ten people in the first group, there were short calls, we are going to donetsk, you are with us, yes, when mine come running the soldiers, they carried me, another shelling began, they laid me down, lay on top of me, one field is still in me, this, let’s say, is my trophy, we had a famine then, here comes my grandmother. support in word, hello, dear soldier
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, and in deed, without your help you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you, what you do, it’s simply amazing, from monday to thursday on rtr. hello on the rossiya vesti tv channel, in the denis palanchukov studio and most importantly by this hour. the russian military occupied more advantageous positions in the krasnolimansk direction and improved the situation in donetsk. ukrainian militants were attacked on the right
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bank. in ukraine it showed that it exists.

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