calls sasha to school, found out the address of the school, which he did not know, how did the parents take care of the children? no, my mother went there regularly, it was he who came, which means he’s a nerd, introduced himself, i told him that yes, it’s really a very serious matter, your son was removed from class for bad behavior, he says: so what, no, that’s another thing it’s just the beginning, but at the same time from a parallel class...

well, why is this supposed to shoot them in the school yard in front of everyone, if i have to be present, then let grushin’s parents come, too, or send them to a colony, what the there are some, well, i see you don’t understand, he says, well, i really don’t understand, that’s why i want to find out from you, well, they had a huge fight, he left, in my opinion, it was already the ninth grade, but we see they managed to confer with my mother before i arrived, and that means they said this, do you know where you want to go? and you really want what you’re doing there, you want it when there’s a club there, but you know that without certification you won’t be accepted into any institute, even though your documents won’t be accepted, well, that’s all, that’s what we’ve decided, we’ll give you a diary sign without reading, so you will be responsible for your further education yourself , it seemed to me that a generally sweet life had arrived, so i was completely calm, in physics they called me a lot there, i don’t know, two, okay, i gave a diary, they gave me two

, atypical for those years, absolutely atypical , but then by the end of the quarter, because in other subjects i somehow got through there, then i remember now, he showed me a magazine, he said, you have 14 twos and two ones, you understand that you stay on the second year, i literally knelt before him, i said, i won’t study physics, even if i don’t know me, on the one hand there is einstein, on the other hand i don’t know, someone will stand behind the clubs. i won’t anyway, i swear to you, so i won’t bring harm to my homeland as a physicist, well, in general, i begged him, he explained to me, said that you don’t know how life will turn out, i say, i know, i only know one thing is that it will develop without physics for sure, without my participation physics will continue to live, einstein may not to worry, well, in short, right in front of me, he put some threes and fours between these twos and stakes, it turned out to be average. c,

with this ian was released into the next class, and so it came to the end, from my second year, due to the lack of a military department, i was taken into the red army for 3 years, but the troops were so technical, so it was considered that a good educational a center is needed there, there was a lot of electrical engineering involved in all this, and it turned out that mine was a passive seat, it means listening to the lecture, that’s the fact that i didn’t write anything down,

but i honestly told him everything, that means he pressed me to his plump chest, literally shed tears, said, now you will go with me to the ninth grade and tell me , you’ll tell me all this, and since there were also my caricatures of teachers and some other outrages that continued to hover in the air, we expected that now someone with a fixie would come, sit on the table, light a cigarette, and start talking about his life,

analyticalism of the mind and fusion physicists, you can watch all episodes of our program in on the internet, in the app or on the website , look at m.ru. when everyone is at home, today promise me love, but your wife is not jealous of you for such a partner, the wife in the hall just won’t let go of one, folk program, cry and laugh, songs from the bottom of my heart, evening show.

“you’ll have to move out, in case of any lawlessness, this is our home, i would have left on the spot a long time ago, you’ll find your own stick, the paratroopers don’t throw their own with eight sticks, everyone back, the nkvd was blown up by a mininy, but he cleared everything, there’s a stick, you there, like that, grandson, no one but us, break everyone, don’t asking for names, yes, it will be hot! zapalycha! february 23 on rtr. you're looking at 100 to one. what is our task to open the entire scoreboard? can we handle it? if you ask, then with a podbokh.

everyone knows the name of which character from pushkin’s works. and what is 7.8? geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - a set for a headache, god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray! 100 to one, today on rtr, we

always do everything together, we support each other. we believe in the best, we care and give warmth and we overcome difficulties together, together we strength, we vote for russia. good morning, my beloved, my voice sounds only for you, my heart beats only for you. in this program, not only songs are fulfilled, but also

wishes. my mother-in-law promised to give me a porsche kahn after the wedding. yes, you don't understand. morning mail with nikolai baskov. today on rtr, when everyone is at home, the eyes are burning, attention, attention, at my command, i will say, 1, 2, 3, then, get ready, you are a dartanian

, you are a dartanian, there are friends behind you, the tramp of horses, there is an enemy in front of you, for you are your friends, atos, partos, it doesn’t matter, snake, the eye is burning, forward, you attack him, 1, 2, 3! alexander artyomovich, why am i asking so much about childhood, you have made, are making children’s films?

katya, you hope that i’ll leave you here alone like this, you’ll go to evacuation like a dear, you’ll run to the jump, the tea spilled, the book happened to be there, i’ll do the laundry myself, and in general i’m not going anywhere, you go, i’ll do the laundry myself , and i’ll wash it myself, i’ll wash it myself, let me go, it’s not too early, you’re adults, you’re imagining yourself, i’m imagining, i’ll use a work card, i’ll spill the tea, don’t swear, don’t swear, little girl, no one swears, little grown-up. explains to the girl that a work card is not yet growing up,

just like a photo card of a handsome sailor, it is also how the screenwriter and the author interact, if it has already been written, what is the role of the screenwriter , the literary basis is to a greater extent what, the script - it should already be like this, so i always try to write scripts together with directors, even those who are generally not very... you can characterize the role of a screenwriter in modern language, he is a kind of ruler

time, it allows you to compress into an hour or 20 hours of film the time that was spent reading the entire book, this is just a super task, very difficult, as in technology, to carefully handle something that takes a long time to read, but took even longer to write , translation into another language, you have to...

nothing, and you make these discoveries about yourself too, well, your whole life, you can say, i helped, or i didn’t interfere, no, you just recognize yourself, some of your capabilities that you can change, that you can be somehow to become better, that you now react easier, better and more correctly than before , the eldest was born when i was 21 years old, i...

trust god in many ways, because in fact, no one else needs us globally except him, just like that actively creatively, there is such a wonderful saying: give children... god gives for children, it’s not about money, that is, it’s about money too, it’s about strength, about talents, it’s about some suddenly, from nowhere, even abilities that come and possibilities, it’s just a huge number of miracles, life confirms this is absolutely, a person cannot , by and large, plan anything, as we know from the immortal novel, in which dad played one very terrible role, and when watching

which, while waiting for petya, petya had not yet been born, yes, when... i watched , it was very scary, this scene with birches , a man’s tram arrived, this is exactly what we’re talking about, this one is absolutely beautiful, that a person cannot plan anything on his own, and this is not about some fatal things, what is really there annushka shed oil, yes, even about the fact that well, we cannot know what is beautiful and good, wonderful, who grew this sunflower, someone squeezed the oil out of it, squeezed it, that is, the chain began a long time ago, someone sold it. yes, but at the same time a person is free to constantly change everything every minute, according to the tradition of everyone who is at home, so that everyone is at home, the most important words are spoken by the parent’s heart, you will have a child, you will have a child, you will have a child, you

will have... a child who will have you, today the city of orel meets us again, and we we go to one of the orphanages in the oryol region. hello, meet everyone, when everyone is at home, this is alena, hello, this is angelina, hello, you are rich girls, what is your wealth? our wealth is what we are. five children in the family , you have three more brothers, yes, yes, our tanya dropped her father loudly, hush, tanya, and you cry when you lose the ball, yes, yes, bye, because men don’t cry, who loves candy, i , i, and

candy, sour or sweet, is most often sweet, sour, what? we have lemon, lemon, and what else could be sweet, chocolate , pasta, pasta with sugar, mocarons, yes, what a delicious dish, pasta with sugar, yes, when we, when we were at home and there until it is replenished, agu vku, and so on, sweet almelon , so accepted sweetie, and boys can be sweet, but it seems to me that these boys can be sweet, well, i won’t eat you, i won’t eat you, i’ll hug you sweeties like that, so i’ll feel good, it’s hard to be elder sisters to three brothers, well, how can i say, well, it was a little difficult for me, because that you have to look after them, keep an eye on everything , it used to be to feed them this, it used to be difficult,

because you do your homework, you have to look after them, so yes, clean up, so it was a little difficult for me, i... even bathed them sometimes, we did some drawings with them, made all sorts of fakes, tell me, what else was important to teach the boys? behave well, don’t play around, don’t say bad words, well, it also seems to me that they should have been taught that they should clean up their toys after themselves, go to bed on time, maxim s kirill has been in the orphanage for a year now.

cheerful, but always within reason, i would say. sasha is such an inquisitive kid , quite smart, with a well-developed memory, he remembers a poem very well, now he knows our five colors, such a good thing, he really, really needs to know everything, we are also big fashionistas, we really like to dress up, we love everything to make it beautiful, also in the group, so that our place is beautiful, if we change some decorations there according to... the seasons, then sasha always comes in after a quiet hour and the group says: what a beauty, we have such an esthete , i actually want to become a massage therapist, i had... a choice between a cook and a massage therapist, but i still chose a massage therapist, because uh, i don’t know, because well, you also do good for people, you, well, how to say, strengthen their muscles

, one might say, health, yes, yes, but i used to want to become a hairdresser, i cut hair well in odessa, uh, well, now i want to become a fancy pastry chef, i’m also a good cook, alena's character corresponds to her external data. she is energetic, active, positive, optimistic, such a leader of the class. angelina has modesty and shyness, but at the same time, she is a very caring girl, she does not try to be visible, but at the same time, one can note such positive character qualities as hard work and responsibility. i have a cherished wish that we never separate again, and for me that we never fight, that we always be. together and so that if we, for example, go somewhere, and there, for example, they don’t take someone, then - so that we

all go somewhere together, otherwise it won’t it will be fair, for example, two sing, then three don’t, then it’s better for everyone to stay so that no one has to, yes, or everyone to go, in general, you are not homeowners, let mom hear, let mom come, let mom definitely find me. after all, it shouldn’t be like this in the world that children were lost, because it shouldn’t be like this in the world that children were lost, from ours...

it was repeated in every generation, and may your guardian angels have enough wingspan to keep you from everyone trouble to cover, thank you very much, thank you, goodbye. when everyone is home good morning, friends, our music and detective agency morning mail begins its work and begins to search for artists according to...

dear gabriel antonovich, we congratulate you on your production anniversary and give you not just a good, but an excellent song by polina gagarina, which is called water. the house will cool down, get wet in the raft, let the memories spread like a shower on the asphalt, wash away the street today, so that tomorrow everything

will fly away without a trace with the summer wind, i don’t believe you anymore, there’s cotton wool on my skin, his words also vata, god, why do i need you later, if all this... is not forever on my skin vazar, his words are also a vase, god, why do i need him there, if all this is not forever, with a new dawn, yes, on the way back no,

if love, water. then let him not leave a mark, silent eye to eye, it’s already pouring from the sky , there is no turning back, time will understand me, on my skin, waka, his words too, bye, god, why do you need him there, if all this is not forever, there is water on my skin, his words are also water. and god, why do i need you later, if all this is not forever, his words, then yes, oh god, but why didn’t he give it to me, run from the emptiness, don’t look, don’t you look back, his words are water, oh god, why did you give it to me, from this high, don’t look, you don’t look back, on my skin then it too

, god why don’t you call it on my skin then why did you give it to me if all this is not forever. the following message came to our music detective agency from svetlana naryshkina from krasnoyarsk, dear nikolai, i want to complain. svetlana, what happened,

anniversary. we decided to celebrate the wedding in sochi, everyone says: super resort, we didn’t really like it, no entertainment, few people , the sea is cold, in a minute you already want to climb ashore, but we are not going to be upset, please please us with a fiery song so that we end this trip on a positive note. svetochka, my advice to you: it’s still better to go to sochi in the summer rather than in the winter, then you will truly appreciate all the delights of this resort. for example, leonid agutin went to sochi. in the summer, he has the most vivid memories, about them you are now you will learn from his very fiery song, lionita gutin, sochi, the birthday is over, there are toasts in the pig, but the city of sochi does not sleep, and you, and you! it became very offensive, everything is one to one

, it’s so obvious, well, no, why , there’s a wave on the sea, you’ll break through alone, the moon is in the sky , the wind is right behind you, the surf is crashing, it’s time for you to go home, but time. the sea, today is yours, but the seashore, today is yours, these dark nights and rhythmic surf, it’s a pity that you have to fly home, tomorrow it will be so embarrassing, like a scramble, a scribbler, judging. everything is in order

i’ll be glad, it’s so obvious, but no, well , there’s a wave on the sea, you enter alone, in the sky of the mind, right behind you, the device will shift, the initials, the house, but the seashore, today is yours, but the seashore. today is yours, this black one is mine, this red sunset, he doesn’t want to, but he argues, at least see, mom, soon the summer will come out, september will begin, he will have time for something. panyas,

hatsya, on the pestilence, wave, you wander alone, the moon is in the sky.

what did i dream about this time, kill me! yes , you are a very thick corpse. premiere on rtr. hold on. ay, come on. where are you like that have you learned? a? did you see it in some tv series? she's having strange dreams again. i had a dream last night. this bank robbery. i was there in this dream. you won't get bored. the prince again comes to invisible witnesses. who killed you? you'll find something to do. i'll tell you. that the killer , poor girl, how she does all this, new crimes have already been committed, and only she can solve them, we urgently need to meet on the way home to the channel party, i now

know exactly who will be killed when, anna is a medium on rtr from monday, us and... where to look for help? you just need five ingredients that will benefit the entire body: two decades pass from the onset of the disease to its manifestation, so the whole family needs to be examined. the most important

information from the most competent sources: take care of your complex body, take care of yourself and be healthy. about the most important things, from monday to thursday on rtr. are you crazy? who did i tell to look at the project? on saturday. what's your name? lyuba? yes. god, i recognize that look. anton, you are in love, you are attracted to simpletons. to rewrite life, choose brighter colors. you are a young, beautiful woman. by the way, i intend to look after you today. divorced, i would hold on to him with my teeth, i dream of a wife like you, allaganova, i am different, we are different, you understand, you are a prince, and i am nobody, lyuba, lyuba,

draw me, happy, on saturday on rtl.

samoshka from zaraysk, we urgently need to solve it, we must determine the name of one artist. so, hello, nikolai. basque, basque. but i didn’t guess right. i'm a longtime fan of your show, today i have it’s a round anniversary, i’m turning 70. i sincerely congratulate you, dear anna nikolaevna, my hobby is composing puzzles, i want to tell you one of them, dear nikolai on kentiy, kesha, please, please give me a performance by your favorite artist for my anniversary. kesha, calm down. his surname consists of two parts, one part associated with the drink, the second with the bird. i'm sure you won't have any difficulty. solve this simple puzzle, so drinks, drinks,

kvass, coffee, throw, how do you know this word, so birds, geese, swans, chickens, chickens, kvasagus, there is such an artist, a nightmare , or a coffee swan, horror, well, and now your option, wine, chickens, well done, inakenti, you are a real detective, dear anna nikolaevna, congratulations again. happy anniversary to you, we wish you health, happiness, and most importantly , the same humorous attitude to life as your favorite artist vladimir vinakur, my friend told me last saturday, come with me shopping, well, to the shopping center, i say, heaven, i have one day off, i want to relax, she says, we ’ll be home quickly in an hour, well, i think, okay, “man, i i see you’re also shopping, and you went

with yours, i guessed it, you’re also gray-haired , i see a lot of people here went shopping with their wife, so we arrived at a shopping center, huge, everything shines, you know, you know, here we go women go there, like in films about zombies , when they feel fresh blood, they walk straight in rows, all with carts, each cart, instead of a horse, is harnessed to a man, dejected, you know, many don’t want to go, but the wife pulls him like a goat to the slaughter, and there are signs everywhere, which means 200% discounts, buy two boots, the third without...

buy five mink coats, get a gift calendar mine saw a sale sign, rushed like a fox into a hen house, the sapala screams something, you hear, there ’s cat litter here, 70% off, let’s take it, i say, we don’t have a cat, remember. she says, why are you paying that kind of money , we’ll go to it ourselves, let’s buy a scarecrow for the dacha, i say, why do we need a scarecrow, your mother, mother-in-law hangs out all day in the garden in bikin in 1952, but no , well guys, i get it. a woman who hasn’t bought anything

feels like a drunk who hasn’t had a drink, she’s sick, at least something, but i need to buy it, i see, she grabbed something again, without looking, she pulls herself on, she says, oh, some stupid trousers, the trousers are tight, the waist is wide, and there’s a hole between the legs. i say: raya, put the sweater back in its place, she again says, look at the robe, it fits like a molded one, i say: raya, read the price tag, it’s clearly written, a cover for a four-seater sofa, then this consultant approached her, well there you go this demon, i recommend this

model to you, it is very rejuvenating and slimming, your spouse simply will not recognize you. raya went to to try on the booth, i came out, you know, i was stunned, as if i had built myself up, i looked younger, i was happy, let’s squeeze her, hug her, kiss her, i hear a voice, idiot, i’m in another booth, what should i do? i say, paradise, let's go home, i'm tired, i wanted to rest on my day off, you see, here i'm pushing the cart like a dung beetle, my ball and the cart. the same thing as the beetle, all this junk, and raya just got excited, grabbed some blouses , ran to try them on, while she was trying them on, i solved six hanwords, watched two movies on the tablet, which means i got some sleep, she got out,

she says, that’s it, i’ve decided, i’ll take this blouse, i say, you fool, didn’t you come? she says: listen, dad’s birthday is coming soon, do you need a gift for him every day? i say: pickle! she says: aren't you ashamed? dad is a hard worker, he gets up with the roosters! i say, because he sleeps in a chicken coop, his mother-in-law won’t let him drunk in the house. then raya says: listen, perfumes, here...! let's splash around for free, and you know what he chooses there , tyr-pyr, tyr-pyr, i say: raya, what are you doing? she says: i'm looking for my scent, oh i found it, it reflects my inner world, i say, raya, this is an air freshener for the toilet, when they got into the jewelry, i

pretended to be dead. then traya says: okay, let’s take a break and get high. we went in, drank some high tea, two borchas, two chops with mashed potatoes, three pizzas, four kebabs, i ate this barbecue, and i had some coffee without sugar, so i wouldn’t overeat. i say, honey, we’ll go home, we’ve been wandering around for five hours, she says, oh, you ’re a quick shot, we’ve just started. we still need to buy food, now i’ll pick some shrimp, and there, you know, there’s a refrigerated chest with frozen seafood, raya bent down, picked for so long, her hair was frozen , she stood there, bending over, screaming, you hear, dima, but i

didn’t understand that she was frozen, i said that... she says: idiot, my hair is frozen, but but of course i picked it out, it’s all like a christmas tree, midi, shrimp, octopus, not really, not a bushka, but a coral reef, she says you’re laughing, go to

the vegetable store, buy a pumpkin for porridge, i say, there two varieties, she says, take each one, a variety of pumpkin, i approach, the man is standing, i say, man, give me a pumpkin, he says there 's no way? i say, why not? i’ll give you money, give me a pumpkin, but quickly, my wife is waiting for me, but he slapped me, since then i haven’t eaten pumpkin, i bought it. i picked up so much pumpkin of heaven that i couldn’t fit it in the cart, you know, so she threw some clothes on me, and we’re walking, so i ’m all in a woman’s nightgown , with a bucket on my head, necklaces made of toilet paper on my neck, and a belt of heaven in my back my

father-in-law stuffed my gift, a cuckoo clock, and the clock fell into my pants. every half hour the cuckoo announces what time is it ? a cuckoo jumped out in front of me , a woman fainted, one old lady said: “i’ve seen a lot in life, but she should also cuckoo and...”

on saturday we’ll go to the shopping center, we ’ll take the children with us, okay, that’s it,

big film premiere, my dad became one of the richest people in the city, cool, this is my grandfather, vasily.

podbukh, the name of which character from everyone knows how many works of pushkin there will be

7.8, 7.8, 7.8, how many, who is at work, speaks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor, i would cut down oak, no, pluck, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services. i don’t know what else , geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - a set for a headache, god forbid now beep, if you win, then 100 to one, today on rtr, where we are going, in search of treasures, and what kind of pack treasures, we're going to look for mom, we're looking at... the weekend, look at me like that, you're embarrassing me, you're the most wonderful girl in the world,

i miss you, kesha, everything is fine, we are going, my husband is not going anywhere in kent, only new love can melt the ice in my heart, hello, i’m not alone, matvey. it’s so good that you found me, we won’t let you go anywhere else. oops, what are you doing here? and you are frosty, today is nerter. every detective usually has a modest, inconspicuous partner, but my partner is modest and inconspicuous, like a port lighthouse, like a police siren. well, or as a festive fireworks display, meet the most outstanding modest man, nikolai baskov. hush, hush, why so loud,

are you alone, alone and? a few more millions of tv viewers, are you hiding from someone, or did you really steal a bun from the buffet, i have no time for jokes, criminals want to take away my vote, who wants to take away your vote, a certain twig, i found in the mailbox, a note from him , give me your vote, this is the same invitation to the election of the house elder, you are asked to vote for prutikov and why does he need my vote, does he really want to become our golden voice, i present his speech to the meeting of the residents of the house, hand over the money for the slagbaum and for garbage collection, otherwise we will turn off your heating and gas, don’t worry, everything will be fine, an army

of loyal fans will protect your voice from prutik, and now let’s get down to business on... promptly respond to a message from our viewer, vladimir konev from the lipetsk region . for my brave viewers, i am ready for anything. good morning, nikolai, i want to give my wife svetlana a song, for no reason, simply because i love her so much. the other day she really liked a song. they say hello and say goodbye right away. i hope you you can determine its name. thanks for understanding. they say hello and goodbye. what versions will there be? well, cuckoo, bye, smack-chow, healthy, be! that's right, great, in english: hello, be goodby, they say hello and say goodbye right away. dear svetlana, on behalf of my loving husband, i give you the song “hello goodby”, sung by yuliana okhrannikova. maybe it’s koraulova after all? well, of course, karaulova, it was prutikov who

knocked me down. and generally speaking. i think i should still become the head of the house, kill the twigs, you haven’t seen me for a long time, haven’t seen me. not i saw in the crowd that i had changed and i immediately disappeared from speech, what to say, what to say, i say that i miss you very much, that i miss you very much, you know, i didn’t love anymore either , there’s nothing left between us, what to say, what to say, hello,

what else, two words, hello, we don’t know each other, we know, how are you, and water, hello, you are free to decide, hello,

you know, i’m different now, different now, i don’t believe in empty words anymore, let the only love, so i waited, i waited, hello, goodbye and nothing else, two words, hello, goodba, we are tired of knowing each other.

we are all loud together, again! patience, observation, after spending a lot of time, i discovered one poem in our mail, in it the work of a musical detective, the morning mail is reflected absolutely accurately. the author of these strict ones is the home poet, tatyana goryukhina from ryazan. sherlock holmes is

the famous detective who looked for villains everywhere, but the basques are looking for artists to let their voices be heard on the air. without closing an eye or an ear, the hero plows through the morning mail. musical ear detective, superkolya, we are proud of you, and i am proud of mine talented super-viewers like you and tatyana, for today my duty as a musical detective ends, so see you in a week , nikolai baskov, the main performer of all musical desires, was, is and will be with you, be sure to write, i will have something to read , you have something to listen to , i love you, at night there is a carnival and music sounds, i recognized in your eyes, the trace of men's obbes, you

are like a rare diamond, alone among the stones, and i toil like a primate with her, a girl dances capue at a dance. net dress, decent manner, a small flower, there is a gob inside, and what do your shameless eyes tell me, girls dance capuera at dances, a flowery dress, decent manner, a small flower, there is a gob inside, what do my shameless eyes not tell me, the gods in... all the servants tamspol, looks at you, not regretting anything, you keep wasting yourself

, you are a serious piece of incrimination when next to you, i am in love like a primate, your image, the girl on... everything is dancing capuera, net dress, decent manners, small flower , inside the eye, what your shameless eyes don’t say, a girl at a dance, dancing in a catuera, a cotton dress, a decent manner, a small flower, inside the eyes, what are your shameless eyes telling me, bitch.

a chubby dancer dances a capuera , a cotton dress, a decent manner, a small flower , inside a clase, what my shameless eyes tell me, a girl at a dance dances like a huera, a chintz dress, a decent manner, a small flower, inside a clase, what your shameless eyes tell me eyes. facilita!

good morning, good morning our dear guests, good morning our dears tv viewers on air 100 to one. the most fun of all the smartest quizzes, we ask questions, interview 100 people, they give us their answers, the task of the teams in the studio is to guess how those 100 people answered, today we have lawyers and lawyers in the studio, i ask the teams to the studio, lawyers, here they are, why do i

like lawyers better than paravas? will your opinion change? will it change? i don't think. ruslan, okay, nevertheless, we have a game, if you win, then you are better. well, tell us about your team. our team right, faith. yes, we were preparing. applause. so let me introduce everyone, this is maxim, he is the first one who meets our clients, we all work in the same company, assesses their situation and decides whether we can help them or not, so he has a lot of responsibility, understandable, maxim, okay, yura, young , but a promising employee, he works in the bankruptcy department and he has no equal in this matter,

the head of the company andrei, he is one of the best lawyers in russia, well, i’ll tell you honestly , he has no false modesty, indeed, he considers any situation so deeply, that well, in general, in all trials he wins everything, just like that , the absolute truth, andrey, well, he looks like one of the best lawyers in russia, because the suit, tie, glasses, facial expression, well, excuse me, i didn't want to offend anyone.

okay, yes, we support you , okay, someone tell me about ruslan, i want to introduce ruslan, the founder of the company, the most singing lawyer, the most legal singer, you didn’t know, tell your girls, your girlfriends, that i don’t sleep at night , dreaming about her, that of all the beauties, she is cuter and more beautiful. this is your luck, but lawyers, i still like us, we are lawyers, but we have a hobby, okay, i wish more, evgeniya, we are a team of lawyers in the field of construction, we are all united by work in a company for the construction of bridges and roads, but not only this, we also spend leisure time together, enjoy fitness and spend time.

according to the breed of dog, sibaino, is the organizer of meetings of owners, owners of this breed of dogs, has two pets of this breed, is generally interested in outdoor sports, participates in marathons, races, has prizes, love, welcome, lilith, this is our star, a person of calm and balance, she is also always in a positive mood. loves to travel, has traveled through many countries, many cities and wants to visit the farthest corners of our world, such as new zealand and australia.

someone should introduce, i’ll introduce, this is our wife, zhenya is our mentor, despite her high position in our company, she is the head of the legal department, she will always find an approach to anyone a person, no matter whether it is a subordinate or a leader, is very hospitable, welcoming, and her love for dancing was inherited by her elder.

game, wonderful, we have people, as always in well, dear friends, we are starting to visit the guests, versatile, developed, interested in different things, and they are different even in appearance, lawyers and... legal scholars, we are starting our game, we have a simple, single game, you are watching 100 to one, we start on air 100 to one, a simple single game, today we have lawyers in the broad sense of the word,

but two teams are called that way, lawyers, i ask the captains of the court, and lawyers, i ask the captain of the team here to the game. table, well, in general, don’t be surprised, not all lawyers are men, not all lawyers are women, but today, in our game today, it’s like this, okay, we have a beautiful question, beautiful, simple, tasty, i would like that said, the question is, what is considered a cold appetizer in russian cuisine, evgeniya, salad, salad, just salad, yes, well, salad, olevya. well let's check the salad, there is no such word, you know, but ruslan, well, herring, sausage, herring, sausage, herring, oh my god, herring, herring , just a herring, under a fur coat, herring, herring,

sliced ​​like that, you know, because if it were under a fur coat, it would be a salad, it would be a salad, after all, well there one does not exclude the other, the question is how people answered, but... we check the herring, yes, just a herring, we come back, we come back, maxim, your turn, what is considered a cold appetizer in russian cuisine, sausage, sausage, that’s right, i would give the highest point for such an answer, so let's check, sausage, there is no such answer, by the way, so what else do we have, sausage, aspic, choose. jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly, just jelly, okay, jelly, let's check, yes, the first, most popular answer, 23 jelly, 15, herring, vladimir, what else do we put on the table, cold

appetizer, sliced ​​cheese, maybe, look, when when the tongue is cut, what is it called, what is it called, a mixed plate, fish, well, cutting something is almost the same as sausage, but let’s check: cutting, no, no, you have to think, you have to think, it’s so cold , a cold appetizer that is in russian cuisine considered a cold appetizer, salads are considered to be different cuts, look, throw them in.

that jellied meat has opened on the display, there is probably okroshka, okroshka, appetizer, attention, and jellied meat is also suitable for tartare, who is russian cuisine, mushrooms, love, mushrooms, mushrooms, pickled cucumbers, pickled cucumbers, so evgeniya, we have come to you, well, mushrooms , mushrooms, mushrooms, yes, you say, mushrooms, or cucumbers, mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms oh

they just don’t eat, they work, they ’re at work all the time, so they don’t know what it is, well, who- ever invited you someday, somewhere, comrade yurin, let's have a snack, sprat, and then look at the contract, lawyers are people too, in fact. i don’t know, these people, you know , refuse to drink or eat anything, then everything is according to the law

, everything is according to the law, so, okay, we have sauerkraut on the third line, dear friends, such things, on the fourth, we have disgusting jellied fish , jellied fish, then mushrooms, on the last line, yes, they, cucumbers, i guessed everything in short, on the seventh line of the screen, the eighth herring under a fur coat, but the top of our russian cuisine of cold appetizers, the viewers we surveyed distributed as follows: jellied meat 23, herring 15, sauerkraut 13, jellied fish 11, mushrooms - 6, pickles five, our program goes for breakfast, and of course all this is not necessary.

i would have fallen prettier, it seems to me that our mother has gone crazy, money to figure out the criminal, that sanya, she is sick, you need to think like a criminal, but not like him and he has taken possession of me, i look at women just like him, he inspires me with his thoughts, you are abnormal, but how do you cope, you are probably very tired, you want to rest, somehow relax. it’s just written all over your face, you’re sure that it’s not these,

not hallucinations, anna is a medium, and you know who the killer is, and starting monday on rtr, we’re watching the show! everyone, sit down, i'm gotsman, the guns are half dead , david markovich, you won't believe them, your hands are reaching for the back of your head, you knew and were silent , hello to you through the window , but the bullet really doesn't take you, i said the weapon on the table, fima, why are you here, and where should i be, beat yourself? the chaos of the ear is in the brain, now the guys will start walking, mom, don’t go until the wind, there molki, fedor dobronravov, mikhail porechenkov,

vladimir minshov, sergey makovit. zones ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be a lot of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling

a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, but look. let me into your home, big changes, today on rtr, they say he wanted to see me, not that you will... receive half a million rubles a month, you will work, i don’t work for russia, i serve russia, their choice is service, a state decision has been made to support the syrian people, we are officially entering syria, i am the head of air-fire tactical training , how will i evaluate the flight crew if i don’t go there myself, how

will i look people in the eyes, their love, homeland, i don’t deserve it. officer - this is when you live for others, don’t live for others, their element, let’s take a look around, that’s right, the sky, kostya wrote, the boss asks to convey that he loves his wife, the boss’s wife is bored, let’s continue , i’m waiting for the second team numbers here, i ask you to come to the table, we continue, listen, we continue with

russian cuisine and snacks, we didn’t do a very good job, frankly speaking, okay, we invite you to bar, to bar to bar, now you have to stretch your imagination a little, pay attention to the question, how is the interior of the bar with the name cosmos decorated, so svetlana, so cosmos, what could there be, stars in the interior, stars, some kind of stars, just stars, check the stars, yes, this is the best answer, let's go back, so love, bar, space, what could be in the interior, planets, planets, stars are already flying, a spacesuit, which means a spacesuit, which means there must be a spacesuit, so we check the spacesuit, yes, on the third line, a spacesuit, 10 people

answered, yes , maybe the earth is visible , planet, planet, comets, maybe it's a plexus, porthole, zodiac signs, zodiac signs, layout, layout of the spaceship itself , maybe a layout, layout, yes, a spaceship, come on, layout, model, drawn, ship, model of a spaceship, yes, or a drawing, suppose spaceship, so, rockets

, there are, no, they haven’t come up with something like that, interior, question about the interior, about the interior, you never know, everything is correct, it happens that we are still in space, i don’t know, orbit , no, well, a little, a little more is needed, it seems to me that the earth is still drawn, this is how people look at... no, we have planets, come on, we have planets, some , and what else could there be, the stars of the planet, well

, the earth, some kind of meaning, maybe, i don’t know, there’s some kind of solar one, so we have it will be, so, well, you’re already thinking, yes, yes, yes, yes, what will happen if the turn goes to you, so, but they differ, maybe an asteroid, some kind of asteroid, maybe, by the way, that we’re checking the globe? no, there is no globe, what is more decorated, what is it decorated with, well, what else is there in space? that you can space debris into space debris is absolutely fair, so love, i think that portholes,

portholes, the earth into portholes, alexander, you sing this song, no, it’s not yours, well, okay, portholes, windows in the form of portholes. so, well, maybe a constellation, the last one, ursa major, there’s a bucket, big, small, maybe a constellation, a constellation, well, the stars are a star, the constellation is a little different, space, we still have the sun, maybe there’s still a sun, and everything, in space, so many things, just the sun, a star named after the sun, the sun , just, the sun, okay, check the sun, no, this is a mistake, ah-ah-ah, so, you have a chance, gentlemen, righteous people, photo of the earth from

space , well, a photo of the earth from space, vladimi, star dust, star dust in the interior, if you can, i’ll read the question and what’s decorated with it interior of a bar called cosmos, what do they drink from there? look, we have mock-ups of rockets, yes , maybe there will be something on the walls, maybe, i don’t know there, well, that’s what they called photographs of astronauts, it’s not like movies, space, maybe

photos of the earth there, that’s all , that was all, there was sun, well, gagarin three, photographs of cosmonauts we already have famous films that are fantastic, one who we think that there will be posters with... films, well , that is, stills from films somehow understandable, posters from movies about space, so let's check the posters from films about space, no, victory remains with the girls, yes, yes, what should be in the interior of a bar called space, so, pictures of the stars of the planet 38, a model of rockets - 15, a spacesuit 10, photocosmonauts - windows, portholes seven, and you are closer to the correct answer here, we open the sixth line , and there are aliens, well, who is the main thing, who

is there to be in space, while 200 in favor of our wonderful female team of lawyers, we continue, we have a triple game ahead. we continue, we continue, we have the third round, i will invite third team numbers to continue the game. so today we have two wonderful teams, legal scholars and lawyers, so, well, a question, a question about books, books, books, are you, legal scholars and lawyers afraid of thick books, however, this book has more pages than any other, and such

... so, but nevertheless, yuri, what book are we talking about, it has more pages than any other, war and peace, war and peace, let’s check, there is such an answer, third line, war and peace, there as many as four volumes, yes, an encyclopedia, encyclopedia, just some kind of encyclopedia, okay, let's check , encyclopedia, that's a simple answer, come back, come back, yes, everything is correct, that's how people answer, which book is the thickest, answer, encyclopedia , continue, explanatory, explanatory dictionary, just a dictionary, some kind of dictionary, an encyclopedia is an encyclopedia, a dictionary is a dictionary, they differ in some way, a dictionary, we check,

a telephone directory, we check a telephone directory, here it is a telephone directory , well done, two lines left, maybe a cookbook, a cookbook, maybe , by the way, too, maybe this could be the case, or maybe our code of crime and punishment, maybe a red thick book. no one knows what size it is, but we check, and there is such a book, the thickest, this is it, girls, we have the second one, there is still one book left, after the encyclopedia, this is what the common people can call.

by chance, bible, in the bible, by chance we remembered, let's check, well, yes, but it's a brilliant game, what can you say, it's a brilliant game, by the way. your rivals have determined this, firstly, the score is 437, we won’t say how many, secondly, the girls guessed all the lines, the question was: this book has more pages than any other, what book are we talking about, encyclopedia 27, bible 16, war and peace 12, dictionary 11, ginus records, book 7, telephone directory six, these are the answers

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look at the weekend, i’m your son, why did you lie to me all these years, how could you, you’re mine mother, what do you need, how did you find out that seryozha was alive, now your wedding is under great threat. and this boy binds them more tightly than your ridiculous courtship, if everything could be returned back, let ’s start all over again, and i’ll turn a corner, i ’ll solve this problem, it’s difficult to pass over the abyss of lies, the student injured his spine, because of her, our son can to remain disabled, she took away from everyone my whole life, she ruined my whole life, we can’t cope without you, it’s even harder to take a few steps. love on saturday on rtr, just a second, literally everything let's prepare this interview, yes, can you come here , the whole world is discussing, putin gave me a big

compliment, now just a minute more microphone, okay, a statement of words of particular importance, for us, who is better, biden or trump? biden, but only? in our program it’s time, for the first time there will be answers to the most pressing questions, why you, as they say, didn’t stamp your foot earlier, the president’s revelation, but for us this is fate, this is a question of life and death, something new for us, at what point it became clear that western partners, they are nothing they don’t want to do it, as i already said, so putin said, this week we saw and learned a lot more than the rest. moscow, the kremlin, putin, look at rtr today. big film premiere. this is my grandfather, vasily

pavlovich safonov, major of the airborne forces. god bless america. if anything, the hero of afghanistan. breaking everyone's harmless surname! yes, it will be hot today! fire up! february 23 on rtr, we must live! for those who don't know, for those

who always do their homework! the rules of the game are naturally opposite

. we continue, our game is the opposite, in this our basic rules, that is, the most points can be obtained for guessing the last line. attention, question: in which proverb , saying, catchphrase does the word breathe breathe? i repeat the question, which proverb , saying, catchphrase has the word breath, breathe or the same root words, second wind, second wind, such a catchphrase, the answer is accepted, well done, we consulted,

we decided with bated breath, yes, that is, when we what -we are waiting, but for some result, we are holding our breath, just holding our breath, and you should have a second wind, just a second wind, holding your breath, we check. both answers are accepted, that you also remembered which lies like breathing, lying like breathing, lying like breathing, they say you can’t inhale death, but before death you can’t inhale, so breathe in the back of your head, breathe in the back of your head, breathe in the back of your head, wow, how much, well , well, he lies as much as he breathes, the lawyers said in unison with the legal scholars, let’s open this line,

well, what is the most important second wind, the second wind seems to you not without reason, let’s open the first they didn’t even remember the line in one breath , so well, then we also called it, let ’s open the third one before we die, we can’t get enough of it, they say at school, usually at school they say: that is, those who answered our questions, on the fourth line they placed the expression to breathe deeply, well, as you guessed , on the second line on the fifth line are your answers, ours on the fifth, yours on the fifth, open the fifth line, well, on the second line,

accordingly, a second wind, girls, fortune is on your side, and fimida is on ours, this is still fortune and fimida, vladimir, the most it’s time to say something in latin, or maybe some kind of summary, just like our vis- a-vis vini vidivitsy, they came, they saw, they won, congratulations. happy, we won, latin has gone out of fashion, now - wrote one russian writer, well, apparently it has not gone out of fashion among lawyers to this day, it’s nice, there are people who study this ancient language. so, okay, the question is, in which proverb , saying, or catchphrase does the word breath, breathe , or words with the same root, come first, in one breath. on the second - a second wind, the third - you can’t breathe before you die,

the fourth - breathe deeply, the fifth - with bated breath, the sixth - he lies like he’s breathing, on the seventh, but not on the scoreboard, he’s breathing hard, and then he breathes down his back, i won’t read the result, which is on scoreboard, the lawyer team won, and it’s a big game for them now, you ’re watching. well, i congratulate you on your victory, the score is devastating, i’ll win 100 thousand rubles for you, if you answer five questions separately, together you must score 200 points to get 100 thousand, it’s very simple, one of you must go to scary. you have already distributed it

just in case, okay, we are escorting evgenia to a scary room, a room of horrors, and most importantly, this is a room where sounds from the outside world do not penetrate. love, with you we answer five questions in 20 seconds. the stopwatch starts with the last letter of the first question. what does the housewife take out of the oven? what are the cases? different. secondary raw materials - what is it? plastic. what shape does chocolate come in? rectangular. where does the wire lead? to the computer. great. we are checking your answers. the first question was that the hostess takes it out of the oven. you said meat. the same way you answered? 15 people, apparently, something

else happens, that they take it out of the oven, what kind of cases happen, you said different, well, as a lawyer, you should have. come up with 20 more versions, well, that’s right, in fact, this should be answered the way people on the street answer, what kind of cases are different, 12 people answered this way, this is not bad, but in general some kind of criminal, secondary raw materials, what is it? you said that the second raw material is plastic, this is a very good answer, and the same as you answered 21 people. cake seriously, it means that something else can be processed from it and something else can be made from it. what shape is chocolate, you said, rectangular and just like you think, 30 people. not bad. and finally, the question is, where

does the wire lead, you decided that it is a computer wire, and it leads to the computer, and answered the same way as you. love, if suddenly your answers coincide , an unpleasant signal will sound, like this, this means that you need to give another answer to the same question as quickly as possible: are you ready, yes, you need to score 200 points, there is 1000 rubles, but this

information that is unnecessary for you now, the most important thing, the most important thing is to simply answer, so, attention, time starts with the last letter. the first question is, what does the housewife take out of the oven? pie, what's going on? personal secondary raw materials - what is it? waste. what shape does chocolate come in? rectangular? square? where does the wire go? subject, subject? ok then. we check your answers, each of our surveys is still a little bit of sociology, a little bit of an interesting look into the mass psychology of our people, it’s interesting that they, as they imagine, some things that the hostess takes the meat out of the oven, yes,

she said, lyuba, and that’s 15 points, you said, pie, pie, we have it. there is also an answer: chicken, here is chicken, meat is 15, chicken is 20, and pie is 35, this is the most popular answer. next, what 's going on? i have no doubt that you, as lawyers, should have first of all come to mind those very cases that are in second place for us, these are criminal cases, this is how 25 people answered, can you imagine? and you, of course, decided not to talk about them, applause, yes, right, right, right, we tried rebuild, so different, answered love, these are 12 and personal, you said, personal, so, 14 people answered, and the most popular answer

to the question, what kind of things are, people say, urgent, answered this way. man, let’s move on, the second raw material is like plastic, lyuba answered , and this is 21 points, this is the second most popular answer, you said that waste is waste, eight people answered this, but the most popular answer 24 people said the second is waste paper, of course, 24 people, well, then about chocolate. we're talking about chocolate we figured it out in general, just in full, because the most popular answer of this shape is rectangular chocolate, it was given by love, square, the second answer popularity was given by you 15 points, 160, well, then where does the wire lead, i wanted, well

, the computer is not bad, but sockets should have been said , sockets should have been said, because yes, there is an answer shield de... people said shield, you said to the equipment, so she answered, to the object, you said to some object, so she answered, zero people, well, yes. and how you are now is absolutely correct guessed it, the most popular answer was, the wire leads to the socket, 26 people answered this way, nevertheless, it was a wonderful game, today we had lawyers and legal experts playing, thank you for this game, it was 100 to one, a fun quiz, come more to come to us.

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