for example, such a modern phenomenon as a husband for an hour, there is, they say, such a company, a husband for an hour, where they offer new services, a wife for half an hour, a mistress for the night, friends for half a liter and what for work, two friends are talking, i yesterday my husband called a specialist from the company for a day, fixed the washing machine, hung the curtains, cut the lock, adjusted the barrel... emptied the bar and refrigerator, slept with a married neighbor and gave me a black eye as a farewell. the friend replies: i called, so he asked for a divorce after 20 minutes, he was nervous some damn guy got caught, as a result he was fired from the farm because he couldn’t work hard for more than 5 minutes, but someone else might start liking it, great, he says,

he ordered a wife for an hour, a woman arrived and said that i ruined the best hour of her life . the most ingenious experiment is to order a wife for an hour, a husband for an hour, to see what a normal family looks like, openly, come in, hello, service. they called for an hour

, they called, so look, i need to sweep, dust, wash the floors and yes, cook borscht, i’ll do it, yeah, 500 rubles per hour it will suit you, it will suit you, well, great, get started, then, yeah, well, let's go, woman.

such nostalgia for marriage, and this is this bastard who has made dirt in the house, yes, yes, yes, like that, good, this is lying on the couch all day long, doing nothing, yes, yes, yes, yes, like that great, yes, yeah, understandable, yeah, and i ’ve been here like damn all day, from morning till night, and he would at least raise his legs, you bastard, you women, women, don’t you go overboard, forgive me, please , sorry, so, you know what, let's do it so, that means, here i am - right here on the sofa, and you, and you, let’s praise me, as if you worship me, so i’ll pay extra, like that, praise me, yes, yeah, yes, oh, oh, oh, lies,

my benefactor, tired after work, my beloved, lie down, lie down, my breadwinner, lie down, rest, and i’ll quietly clean everything up here, wash everything, vacuum everything, iron everything, wash everything, i’m a woman, i’m a weak-willed creature, i’m i’m not worth your fingernail, who am i, your slave, your servant, all i do is sing here since morning, even if i mock me, thank you for what you’re doing, what listen, it just somehow breaks out on its own, i apologize, this won’t happen again, you know, don’t need to tell me off anymore, let’s do it. that means i’m lying here on the couch,

and you’re just telling me, how good i am, how good i am, just wait. man , i don’t know you, what good can i say about you, well, you say how good i am in bed, i ’ll pay triple the amount, yeah, well, i’ll try, oh, that’s mine. i'm tired again, you've been pleasing me all night, i haven't slept a wink, you know, i've never had a lover like you, you're in

beds, like renovation, yeah, what do you mean, like renovation? the longest, oh, what a body, oh, a body , like apollo, what muscles, what abs, listen, you're a delusional man, in what sense do i... a delusional man looks like a delusional pit, and well, yes, i'm just such a delusional man, yes , before your eyes, i’m like a salary, uh, what does it mean like a salary, well, well, i’m just melting before your

eyes, you see, okay, you’re like a chinchilla fur coat, but excuse me, but what does a chinchilla fur coat mean? "you excite me, you're like susanya, and yeah, what do you mean like susanya, you turn me on, well, lady, yes, i’m on my own , as if i’m at the market with three bags of food, and what does that mean, i’m dragging, oh, dragging, woman, dragging, listen, are you off to bed?” “like the tax office, wow, ah it’s like you’re not satisfied, yes , yes, oh, you’re like a receipt for housing and communal services, wow, and this is like, there’s a fucking thing, a fucking thing,

a fucking thing, you know, you’re like a deputy, wow! yes, what does this mean? do you always know which button to press? yes, yes, you have the most beautiful newsletter, well, put a tick in it, and i put a tick in it, yes, yes, yes , yes, yes, yes! all! let's smoke, i don't smoke, well, well then, see you tomorrow, i mean , well, i mean, after everything that

just happened between us, no, come on, my wife is for an hour, wait, you’re kicking me out, you’ve screwed me, that means, well, don’t start, well you guys are all the same, do your job and say goodbye , and then you sit at home alone, streaming with your children, woman, well, no matter what, you know, you know what, let’s go with you to the kitchen, cook borscht, i really want to use a ladle. get, we honestly have to tell you, we need women more than life, well, whoever feeds you will clean everything up, who

he’ll bring you a glass of water or vodka, but how can you live without us? to live without men , and this feeling is called love , i’m a medium, i see the dead, i can talk to him, are you kidding, no, that’s why i ’m attracted, well, of course, not officially, prime minister...

don’t argue with me, i’d rather pose, gray

night again, thank you, yura, thank you for everything, a big concert for yuri shatunov’s fiftieth birthday on march 9 on rtr, look, love is when you look in one direction, look, look, look. if you want to look, look, let's see, look, well, look at the screen, look at me, take it out , look, look, sign the agreement, we sign at the same time for one, two, three, sign , look, look, maybe we’ll go to me, just watch a movie, you’re watching 100 to one, what’s our task to open the whole scoreboard , we can handle it if i ask... who has the bulge , the name of which character from

pushkin’s works everyone knows, how much is 7.8, 7.8, how much, who speaks a lot and loudly at work, if you answer, then with humor, i’m chopping oak , do not pinch, problems with water, light - housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - a set for headaches. god forbid now it’s pibi, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one. tomorrow on rtr. trouble. listen, let me help you. let's see on the weekend. actually, i work here , it’s okay, you’ll excel, yes, what a shame, my husband

has a mistress, maybe we’ll go somewhere, you can withstand a stab in the back, divorces, i won’t give it to you, i understand, just dare to go outside, today i was actually kicked out of the house by my husband, come to me, but how to survive the blow to the heart? what are you doing, denis, this is my child, get lost, now it’s gone, you are my wife’s lover, and my daughter’s who, and i came to talk to you, like man to man, listen, you don’t want to kill someone , you can arrange it, vigilantly only the heart, on sunday at rta, i already once... talked about how my collection of humorous folklore, which i have been collecting

for six decades, now fits in four bookcases, this is, so to speak, my honor roll of folk humor , which i isolated from the huge stream of humorous fantasy of all kinds of wits, every year my collection was constantly replenished, flipping through our programs, now numerous pages of videos... recordings, i periodically want to amuse you from this angle of multifaceted humor. i believe that our folklore is one of... we have very witty people, today for your good mood, i want to read you some excerpts. look how people joke, the only person in ukhryupinsk who can afford to ride a jaguar is the caretaker of the local zoo. wife beat

her husband on march 8 with two tulips, mind you, that’s it it will be very laconic, now the rhythms have changed, there is no need to tell a long joke, no one will listen to them to the end, the shortest phrase, in my opinion, well , hello, rake, i missed you, the most drunk...

a globe is rolling towards the bun, can you imagine, two balls roll towards each other, the bun says to the globe in surprise: “bro, these are the tattoos you have.” one guy in the evenings looked through binoculars at a girl living opposite, well, apparently very concerned, in the morning he rang a bell, a female voice asked: “didn’t you see, where did i put my tights yesterday? ". money, oh, money, you are such traitors, oh, what , for a walk, that means we go together, and home, i return alone, dear, please make me a sandwich, just a small one, i’ll make it, which one will turn out, you can gnaw it down to

the right size, how are you so cute, handsome and charming? girl, no boyfriend, died of happiness, girl, what are you doing today, in the evening, nothing, i’m lazy, girl, sit down, i’ll give you a ride, but i don’t have time, i have to go, girl, give me your phone number, wow, so quick, this is love at first sight, how romantic, this is a robbery, “darling , look, what a ring, what a nice little ring, well, a beautiful ring, well , buy it, well, a nice ring, buy, buy, buy, buy, okay, girl, ring with cottage cheese, baltic nine, a pharmacy on valentine's day

, you know, these foreigners came to us. that's all, in our village there are only two entertainments, both are already asleep, you see, everything is short, are you warm, is the girl warm, are you warm red , just go nuts, grandpa, not a snowdrift, damn it, solariums,

yesterday i seemed to have gained enough. i woke up today, but no , i just got enough, yesterday on the bus a drug addict got into my bag, i didn’t notice at first, then i open the bag, he’s sitting there , not only the little one i bought is waiting for me at home, but in the evening a bigger one comes, what should i eat? her eyes looked at each other with tenderness, after all, heels. happy man, women understand me, blondes, husband calls

blonde wife, where are you? in the hole, where? well, in the hole that you bought for me, you fool, not in the hole, in renao, it’s good that i gave you a dude. to a blonde comes up to the entrance of the house, dials the apartment number on the intercom, on the intercom , a guy answers her, yes, blonde, are you at home, no , damn it, at the dacha, when you get home, after tomorrow, oh well, for now, i don’t know what to do, i have... so scary, she and i were returning home late one night , hooligans attacked us, they raped me, and she was beaten, oh, don’t tell me, my wife is also,

to put it mildly, not beautiful, recently took her to a plastic surgeon, he said: it’s easier to sew on the tail, but my wife gave birth under water, well, i don’t know how the child swam away. the husband comes home, the wife and her friends drink martinis. what's the reason for drinking? we wash the purchase. that's good, but what did you buy? three bottles of martini. policeman to the driver: you drank, not drops, but why are your eyes red? well, it took a long time to see the traffic light. honey, why are your shoes covered in lipstick? po baba? i went, uncle, what do you have with pies, are you pirosit, you can’t read russian, it says pie without nobody, mom, did you

have a computer as a child, no, but dvds, no, cell phones , no, no, leave me alone, mom, you're a dinosaur did you see? you see how quickly everything changes, fable, a raven is sitting on a tree, a hare runs up: raven, raven, what are you doing there? i’m not doing anything, but can i also sit under the tree , i won’t do anything either, sit down, the hare sat under a bush, a fox ran past, saw a hare and ate it, the crow said: carr, i forgot to tell him, in order to do nothing, you have to sit high , well, new year's themes, of course, new year is our

favorite holiday, it cannot remain without humor. my friends and i have a tradition, every year on december 31st we go, but january 1st is no longer dear doctor frost, i really want you to give me a fat wad of money and a thin physique this year. “i hope you don’t get confused like the old goat did last year. here’s a parable. god decided to help russian medicine and appeared in the clinic before the patients in the guise of a doctor . a disabled person in a wheelchair came into his office. god looked at him and put his hand on he said to his head: “get up, go.” he got up and went. the corridors surrounded him, well , like a new doctor, and like everyone else, he didn’t even measure his blood pressure, and this also happens in our life, photographs of my wife in my wallet

reminds me that there could be money in this place, two saleswoman guys, two velikopovich goats, she says, i see... gogi, prove that the triangle is isosceles, i swear by my mother, on there are also wonderful pearls in the caucasus, here is one of them, in a high-mountain village they ask an old man, grandfather, how old are you, 158, wow, and you drink and smoke, of course, otherwise i’ll never die. daughter, let's show how we learned all the months of the year, come on, jan, january, february, well, go ahead and continue

with the art. my wife and i have a rule : i buy groceries every day, she buys groceries every day, it turns out, we drink a day , we have a snack, a grandma is standing in the minibus , something fell from a bag on the granny's side, the driver decided to joke that he fell, everything is mine, the grandma is his says: you drive quietly, otherwise i

’ll fall and be. yours in the store , you have plywood, you need it for the household, no, damn it, fly over paris, man, he wakes up, such a picture, he wakes up in the morning with a badger sitting on his chest, who are you, well who, who, badger, who am i, what are you doing here, there aren’t enough squirrels for you drunks, what haven’t you come up with? for the evening milking , the milkmaid came to the boarding drunk, the cow looked at her, oops, drunk again, yes, wow, has my husband really tortured her again, uh-huh, okay, okay, hold on to your tits, i’ll jump.

thank you very much, forever young wonderful festival. together with him we met the thaw and perestroika, together with him we spent the velvet season on the shores of the black sea. russia is once again opening its arms to those who own the future. their motto is peace changes because i change. together with russia, they are moving towards their dream. ceremony.

we are giving karina an exclusive three-week tour of south america on her birthday. i don’t understand anything, what’s going on here? why did you come? i found a piece of paper in your office, a divorce certificate, what kind of stupid joke is this? this is not a joke, this is your new reality, it was erased from your own life, now we have nothing, no car, no house, i don’t have a business and a husband, so it’s time to build a new one, tell me, have you seriously decided to grow from scratch? i

i want to prove that it’s impossible to drown me, the stable is on fire, what is this, andrey, where, where is andrey, i’ll start everything from the beginning on march 8, on rtr, please, introduction and roll call, you can do it without formation, i’m very glad, that you came to visit me, how much?

i foresaw my fate, now everything is just coming true, i surrender everything with joy, let’s all wave our hands when everyone is at home with timur kizyakov, on sunday. narter, are you going to look for some kind of job, any job, just to get to steif, which irina steif is very unknown fashion designer, yeah, albert, figure it out, come up with something for him, i ’m hiring you, thank you very much, cleaners, it seemed to me that this new thing could help us, that’s exactly what it seemed. talent can’t be bought, you need to create your own collection to show it to people, i’ll try, talent can be stolen, the entire collection has disappeared, albert,

what’s wrong with the hall, there will be a fashion show of my collection, you still have nothing to show, it turns out he was deceiving me, not just me , lace, today on rtr. digital services. elections are coming soon, where are they? vote? let's look at the russian central election commission website. they have convenient services. you can find out the address of your polling station. find out about the candidates. this information is also available in your personal account on the state services portal. and again there is humor in discussions about men and women. the difference between them is amazing. in a man's stories, his

favorite affairs are just small, banal episodes. in the stories of the woman, her romantic hobbies are whole heartwarming stories. in such cases, the woman does not finish speaking.

pass for smart, conclusion: what men have called idiocy, in a woman it’s called zest. my friends, well, let me remind you of one such old joke, when a wife says to her husband, she says: “well, you understand, you don’t pay attention to me, i can’t do this anymore, you actually don’t even look in my direction, you came and you go straight to the tv , you either the newspaper or football, you don’t even know me, you beat me, you don’t even know what i look like, you know, if something happens to me, you won’t even recognize me, well, well, well, well , well, you love the dog more than me, he he says, calm down, i love you equally , you know, the joke is old , but it says a lot, i don’t know, our dear men, but i don’t know, well, how, how can i explain it to you, you know, well, it’s a little bit for a woman i need it, well, a little, well, i’ve come, look

, she’s standing, washing the dishes, come, hug, say something in your ear, something warm, like my chick, she immediately pee-pee-pee... that’s it, that’s enough, you know, to approach a woman, you need to approach her with affection, with affection, or better yet with a mink or a chinchilla, no, well, for some reason, men think that what a fur coat - this, this is what, how is this some kind of whim, this is some kind of feminine whim, well, why do you need a fur coat, where are you going to put it on, will it fit in your chefan? why, where, is it needed , it’s a fur coat, it’s like, it’s like stripes for generals, there’s a fur coat, that’s it, life is good

, i know what i’m talking about, my life is good, i have a fur coat, well, maybe not a chinchilla, maybe not a mink. well, a budget option, a rabbit dyed like a leopard, i love her, i adore her, that’s all, that’s all i have, that’s me . i, my god, what holidays for her they are setting up, just recently, i set the table, everything was there, drinks, snacks, candles, and balloons, my husband came, saw this wealth, this table, his eyes became bigger than his face, he was terribly scared, he says what today number, i forgot what kind of holiday it is today, and i’m invited, i say, of course, my love, what would it be like without you, well, of course, dear, come on, quickly, quickly , take off your clothes, come on, don’t be tormented, let’s go to table, don’t

let it simmer, come on, pour it, he says: what are we drinking for? i say, today my fur coat is coming of age, but i thought he would fail through the floor, but he laughed it off and said: yes, a serious reason. i’ll go to the kitchen about this, prepare jellied fish, i say, you know how, what were you hiding, he says, yes , of course i know how, what can i do, a piece of roach, a sip of beer, well, this is how we live, this is normal average family life, girls, i don’t know, i don’t know, but why are you such fools, why are we in a hurry? well, why are we in a hurry, what kind of courage do we have in this

, well, well, i understand men, they want to be served, so that they they washed, cleaned, cooked, looked after them, well, that’s understandable, but where are we going, well, why are we smeared with honey, or something, in this marriage, but look at married women, their arms are 10 cm longer than unmarried people have taste. lord, look at this, girl, she’s still in life, she hasn’t seen anything yet, she’s still a flower, she’s only just, just started, started to somehow go out into the world, she’s just got this, this, this these eyes have just opened, what is she already dreaming about, she is dreaming about a knight on a white horse, lord, girl, what knights are 21st century. where have you seen them, they’ve all been in the red book for a long time, all

five of them, then it’s a knight, it’s a piece of goods, there’s a war going on for it, right there for a reason, he came up, got acquainted, that’s it, got caught up, dragged to the tax office, no , my dear, no, no, no, you, you, you make your way to him, to this knight, okay, i understand, you are beautiful, you have everything, nature has given you everything she could, you have long but.. ... you have beautiful eyelashes, you have good biceps, you pumped up in the gym, you are strong, like a horse, you broke through, scattered all rivals, grabbed him, hold him, hold him, don’t let go for a second, loosened her grip a little, that’s it, all that’s left is the horse, well, i’m lucky, i... got married decently, well, practically to

a prince, i’ve been living with this goat for 20 years now , you have no idea, you have no idea how difficult it is to raise the son your mother-in-law gave birth to. he has his own excuses for everything , his own jokes, i don’t understand anything, i don’t understand, well, i come to him with a serious question, i say, go look in the kitchen, what’s the cat rattling there, he asks me , a did you feed her? i say, no, well, that means cooking something, or i ask him:

you see, i don’t know, but this phrase, this little phrase, this little phrase, this one, take out the trash, take out the trash . this is just a refrain of family life, and in general they don’t take care of themselves, what can i say, they don’t take care of themselves at all, and if it weren’t for us, they would still be wearing these skins, they would be living in caves, girls, well look, the main thing for him is that it is warm, so that it doesn’t hurt, we are another matter,

we follow trends in fashion, we are this look how a woman is preparing for the new summer. i cut my toenails, everything is ready, but for me, you know, for me, this is what , for example, for me personally, the kitchen really stresses me out, girls, i don’t know about you, but i’m not a cook, but i’m not a cook, but this is not given to me, well, well, well, what is this

, what kind of mockery is this, why me, why every day, no matter how much you feed a man, it seems that he didn’t eat at all, i know what i dream about, i dream that at least once in my life, just once, to come to some store to buy two 10 kg bags at once, balanced men's food, why not, well, they came up with it for cats, what's the difference? maybe everything is different for you, but in order for my husband and i to understand each other, years had to pass, but now , after 20 years, i can already look at his eyelashes, i can already

feel that he wants an apple, i can already feel that he wants an apple, i'm carrying who to this? taught me, i don’t know, well, well , we already have some kind of harmony, and then mine, you know, well, he’s like that, he, he, he, he’s kind, he’ll never say a bad word, that’s all to him ok, but there are those, i know , my friend, he drones all the time, everything is wrong for him , so, from morning to evening, this is what hammers, and hammers, and hammers, and hammers, girls, that’s if you’ve got something like this in your house, there’s one way to change the situation, here’s a one hundred percent guarantee, let ’s say, let’s say, you woke up, yes, you seem to come to him with a soul, and it’s like with breakfast, and he saw , what is this, my mother cooked better, this is starting to make its noise, this noise is starting, yes, but you don’t react,

girls, it’s as if there was nothing, you with a smile, you with tenderness, with affection. with love, with kindness, since it’s expired yogurt, and he’s already buzzing in another place, you know, girls, turn on, turn on your wits, nature has given us a lot, a lot, girls, because we, women, are the keepers of the hearth, we.. .not them, this is our task, that’s why we girls , we are complicated, we are in trouble, we even pronounce this word the first time, not every man can repeat it, we are in

trouble, there are daredevils, that’s what i do knew we understand, we... here in the family orchestra we are violins, we even look similar, and the violin is such a complex instrument, in order to learn to play the violin, it takes years, it’s just hours of training, it’s calluses on the hands, and well men. not organ-organs, but to play organ-organs, you just need to know where. the handle is located, but in fairness to the girl,

each organ has its own unique melody. anostrovskaya is very nice, and you mean that psychic fortune teller, premiere on rtr, this is our new opera, anna borisovna, very nice, help him, let's switch to you, come on, yura, she can work with anyone. somehow see things, feel something, even with ghosts, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, come out and look for me, i have to

find someone, but not everyone can work with her, you dreamed about this abduction, you started some kind of amateur activity, a kindergarten, by god, just take my word, believe everything,

nikolai baskov, on sunday on rtr, this is for you, well, get some sleep, gentlemen, just a minute, attention, we have a big one today.

heroes of their time, beauty, rapping, everything brigade, only on the platform we look, the most popular melodies of the dance floors, in this studio the world's whales sound in the seventies, and who is this girl and where does she live? it seems to me that now you can take any song from that period, i know it by heart, this is our youth, our youth, hello, andrey,

andrey malakhov’s evening show, today on rtr, artyom maslov, i invite you, as part of my scientific project, to join me into a relationship with the goal of generating love and subsequent formalization of the union. uh today maybe we’ll try one microbiome using it’s okay, my experiment just went a little wrong, we know these experiments, even if there are only formulas in my head, butterflies sometimes flutter in my stomach. i have a scientific method that allows me to get rid of these butterflies in my stomach, i have it too, if we sleep together they will let you go. i ’m ready to marry you even tomorrow, marry me, marry me, you love him, daughter, i hate him, that means you love him. by the way, about

butterflies, today on rtr. a woman filed for divorce, she is asked why do you want a divorce? my husband is vulgar, he knows a lot vulgar songs, does he sing them all the time? no, he whistles them. you can’t argue with her, and it doesn’t matter that she let it slip that she also knows these songs, but he was the one who started it, which means he’s to blame for the fact that let me remind you that women have their own figure of logic, here, for example, is a list of women’s proverbs : done the job, go for a walk with the child, prepare a man in the summer so that he has

a fur coat in the winter, buy fur, remove the sin. going to a club with a scary friend isn't scary, no windows, no doors, why did you buy this house, didn't finish it at dinner, you'll finish it at breakfast, the brightest an illustration of such thinking is a masterpiece of a woman’s phrase: tell me, if you were married to someone else, would you cheat on her with me, huh? vanya, vanya, oh, i’ll switch to the series, no, well, vanya, well, i’ll switch, no, now there will be an important government announcement, yeah, balding men will be given the right to a disability pension, is that me, the sower?

three hairs fell out in the morning, just think, it’s a loss when three people leave the quartet, it’s a loss, why are you bothering me, let me watch the series , but i’ll solve the crossword, i’ll give it to you, so solve it, and you help, help, solve it, look, a capacious word that characterizes viruses, bacteria, parasites, six letters, neighbors. listen, it fits, well, come on, come on, come on, now, now horizontally, the other half of the husband, four letters, beer, also fits, so, well, come on, come on, a man caring for cattle, a wife.

for cattle, and well then, an unfaithful wife, come on , intimate relationships between a man and a woman, four letters, i forgot, i forgot the word, fame too, oh well, come on, come on, don’t get started, playing with...

oh, off we go , let's go! formula 1 racer, it's you you don't know for sure? i know. do you know a formula 1 driver? i know. your dad. all his life he has been distilling moonshine according to his own formula. so, what is this? annoying, blood-sucking. “just talk about my mother, i haven’t finished reading it yet, i meant a mosquito, look what’s written, the annoying blood-sucking thing is easy to kill with a newspaper, and well, and you say, mom, i imagine, hello, tovara grigorievna, when they were traveling, not to us for a long time,

forever, and the komsomol... it’s on the crown, listen, shame on you, but my mother did so much for us, oh-oh, how much? she gave birth to me, is not that enough for you? well, she gave birth, thank you for the fact that she hangs around after you, as if the umbilical cord hasn’t been cut yet, you know, so on, mother, goat, it ends with ha. just mention my mother, hush , hush, what are you doing, what are you doing, you know how much i love her, i know, that’s why i say, uh-huh, you are the true son of your mother, who ends in ha,

goat, svikrukha, spakuha , spakuha, spakuha, that's it, that's it, that's okay, let's better get to the literature. let's take a walk, at the bottom, who wrote? well , turn on the logic, turn on the logic yourself, please, whoever writes on the fence is a hooligan, yes, yes, it means that a hooligan with scuba gear wrote on the bottom, i’m telling you who wrote the play on one, the writer, who? well, turn on logic , turn on yourself, please, writer, writer, what is he writing about, what, sore, so, let’s assume, so, at the bottom, at the bottom, what ’s lying around? stones, where are kidney stones, kidney stones, who treats them? doctor, who was your doctor? chekhov, chekhov wrote the play at the bottom,

write it! wait, wait, well, at the bottom there are not only stones, suddenly there is an old boot at the bottom, and how will your logic go further, please, well, look, the boot, what is it for, to inflate the samovar, so , so, why is the samovar inflated, to drink tea, why do they drink tea, get lost, get lost, who prescribed it, doctor, you have a doctor, who was there, what? somewhere at the bottom i wrote the czechs, write, iron logic, but you

, you attacked the wrong person, i’ll prove it to you now, now i ’ll prove it to you, wait, let’s say, at the bottom there are completely abstract things, well, for example, a new year tree , well, a guitar and a microphone, and where is your logic then, come on, come on, come on, yes, yes, okay, eh, wait, what about the guitar and microphone? i speak, the play at the bottom was written by chekhov, and the guitar and microphone. i say, did chekhov, or rosenbaun, write the play at the bottom? and what

does he have to do with this? well, logically, doctor, guitar, microphone. wait, wait, who wrote the mumu then? did turgenev write mumu? wow, wow, where is your logic then? mumu was written by turgenev, right? but the mumu was also at the bottom, so it means chekhov or rosenbaum suggested the idea to turgenev? no, what kind of idiotic logic is that? and who then, according to your logic, wrote the seagull? please! seagulls, seagulls, what do they eat, fish, well, what is fish good for? for beer, who has good beer? among the czechs, chekhov wrote a seagull,

write, no, well, this is unthinkable, who then wrote to uncle vanya? well, please, what's your dad's name? uncle vanya, uncle vanya is driving braga away? drives, from braga to prague, one letter. prague, the capital of whom? czech. uncle? vanya was written by chekhash, write, you know what, screw your literature, let’s better go through geography, that’s who discovered the bering strait, the bering strait was discovered by captain cook, why cook, why, why did the natives eat him then? what, he was eaten because he

opened the strait? well, i don’t know, maybe this strait it was closed before him, he opened it, and there the aborigines were hungry, they ate it, what are you talking about, the aborigines ate it in australia, and the strait is not there at all, but you also don’t eat food in the store, do you take it home? well, they caught them in the strait, devoured them to australia, and who then discovered the sea of ​​laptevs, maybe also kuk, what do you think, i’m a complete fool, berin discovered the sea of ​​laptevs? why? why

was the strait named after him then? are you kidding me or what? who then discovered rangel island? i don’t know, it’s better this way, i don’t know, but i think it’s definitely better without bast shoes it didn’t work out, well, you ’re already sick of your crossword puzzle, well, you can watch the series, oh! female logic is capable of paralyzing all men within a radius of 100 m, so women, turn on logic and life will become more fun.

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