picture, this is what believers always do like this, so when you grow up, i ’ll make one for you, and here, look, it’s awesome, oh, mom, mom, and dad promised to make me a tattoo, the same as his, and for me , sabina , misha, run to the room, quickly, run, run, then we’ll chat, well, hello, dear,

it’s clear, i’m not welcome here, meditate, open the door, dear, it’s for me, i’ll rush now. leave this house, i won’t allow you to set up a hangout, you understand me, i’ll remind you, in general , the apartment is mine, yeah, and i do whatever i want here i’ll arrange it, okay, great, dear, doctor! and you’ll discharge me tomorrow,

if you hadn’t been on a date at night, i would have discharged you, but you’ve been giving yourself tachycardia, anna mikhailovna, i won’t let you go home, what a date, well, i got into a fight with the patient from next door chambers , but his position in life outrages me , you just can’t be indignant, well, okay, but if i ’m lying down, i’ll lie down, tomorrow i won’t move, well, honest pioneer, write me out, okay, tomorrow, tomorrow i’ll write you out, and then if there will be a good cardiogram, rest, doctor, but can i ask you , could you tell the patient terikhov from the next ward to come to me, i want to apologize, i went a little too far there yesterday, your terekhov was discharged this morning.

as they were discharged, what a parasite, didn’t even say goodbye, andryushin , let’s just buy mom a bouquet of white roses , let’s say that we’re together again, come on, yeah, and then we’ll put this bouquet of white roses on her grave, no, thanks, what do you suggest? , i suggest waiting until mom is discharged from hospitals, then we'll say we were joking. andryush, well, it’s better to tell the hospital right away, at least there’s an intensive care unit nearby, keep quiet, mom demands photographs, lyosha, get everything out, and what am i doing, alice, what, oh , i can’t get through to you, listen, gena has unexpectedly returned , here we are with the kids and our things, guys, can we live with you for a while, yes, of course, thank you, let’s take a photo all together. we

are smiling, inga, get out of the frame, come on, come on, tell me, mom, mom, oh, what a great fellow, how happy i am, why are you kids they didn’t bring her, i would have met her, you’ll meet her at home, well, andrey said, thank you, my dear, thank you. son, thank you, my car, my car, no, no, this is my car, i’ll sit behind the wheel, here we have places for lovers, come on, sit down, sit down, sit down, what are you saying, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, that's it, that's good, that's it, let's go home,

geti. kids, turn it down, what have you done, i almost beat him, damn, the last level was left, and what a nightmare!

hello, hello grandma, you are the light turn it off, you're disturbing us, grandma. i don’t need someone else’s, i don’t take gifts back, give me your herrings, maybe someday he’ll grow up to him? what a herring, dear , why are you, i can see my children, i have the right to see my children, why are you

looking for your children in the wrong place, gina, i told you, get out of here, i’m now i’m now for you or something, what are you are you looking there, what are you looking for there, what are your fire pits? i'll break your knee, i 'll push you carelessly, you won't fall carefully , they'll put me in prison, and then under the amnesty, when they'll release you, uncle, you'd better get out of here yourself with your own feet, and well done, monsters, is this my glazer, is it also in place?

lives, shig apartment, who are you? and who are you? oh, i think i can guess who you are? i’m very glad, madam, that you are so smart, what are you, look, come on, come on, drive my children here, come on, now they’ve run away, so i can call them myself, boys, sabina, dad’s coming for you... the folder has come , quietly, quietly , please, please, maybe we can agree, that’s another matter, yes, yeah, 10,000, okay, now, yeah, now, now,

now, here you go, yes, i forgot to specify, per month, are you not a barbarian? the last beast , kids, the folder has come for you, come on, come out, okay, agreed, for the cattle , excuse me, uh-huh, now, kid, please excuse me, for the cattle, madam, see you. "thank god that today the boss was in a good mood, yeah, that's it for now, we'll see what happens tomorrow, san, set up version control, thanks, well guys, bye, let's see you, no, thanks, i'll do it myself, okay,

mom, what are you doing here, well, today this dad, a criminal, came, i gave it to him last money, mom, why are you crazy, and how are you collecting?" "to save the family, and we are going to save, i’m not just going, i ’ll save, which means, from today, i pick you up every day after work so that you came home on time. mom, be quiet, alisa is retiring from her morgue, she is only concerned with children, and gena will continue, i take myself, mom, not as a mother, sit down, let’s go, i won’t bother you, but you will drive, we won’t catch up, bibi. but i don’t need to catch up, i’ll catch up with you, good

afternoon, alexey, you should introduce your lady to me, this is katya, actually i’m masha, what are you saying, i i was joking, a stupid joke, masha, very nice, and yaana mikhailovna, masha, tell me, alexey only kisses you all the time, in the sense, well... in the sense that in our time, for example, before kissing a girl, invited her on a date, to the cinema , to an exhibition, gave her flowers, confessed their love, in your time, anna mikhailovna, they flew like terrorists, masha, i’m a girl without prejudices, are you okay, well done, katya, she’s masha, and what do i care? now do it, so calmly, calmly, romeo, look, here are the movie tickets, hold it, hold it, hold it, it’s day. on flowers, romeo, come on, catch up, you can catch up, oh, call, neli,

hello, neelechka, hello, anechka, how are you surviving, in different ways, mostly well, listen, i really... need your help, is it really possible, andrey, what are you, god forbid, no, a completely different person, i don’t even know how to formulate who he is to me, in general, the father of my grandchildren, he is a kind person, well, somewhere inside, in general, he needs help, okay, bring your good man, we’ll work with him, it’s easy to say, bring him, i’m not even his relative, ah, the main thing is for him to come here lure me in, maybe, and then we’ll figure it out, thank you, dear, thank you, okay, yeah, i saw myself

dead, if you see yourself not dead, then you’ll live a long time, premiere on rtr, don’t be afraid, i see you, i’d like to let's talk to you about who shot at you , "the tv is precious, the walls are shaking, big

changes have come, in the new season with a new renovation, a slight movement of the hand, we are making three different functional zones out of this completely anonymous room, ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work, plans turn into a project before our eyes. and i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, look, let them into your home, big changes, every sunday on... rtr: tell me, do you even understand that i am leaving the family forever,

yes, everything is clear, on sunday, there is such news, dad will no longer live with us, he will live in another place, this is not news to me, how could you quietly introduce sasha with his girlfriend, why? i don’t want to lose contact with sasha, get in touch, but what does someone else’s woman have to do with this? come over to us, and mom, what about mom?

are you inviting me to your theater? i invite you, sash, forgive me, yes, i’m a bastard, how could you. have you just arrived? uh-huh, yes, me, nadya, valya, came to conquer moscow, who are you? and i’m lena, his wife, are you waiting for someone? yes, you, why? i would like to invite you to a restaurant. that's it, dear, i'll bring nadya back.

misha, get out. i want to return to you, to seryozha. leave me and seryozha alone. more i'm not going to make mistakes. women, on saturday on rtr. i think that everything is more serious here, you sit and think. there’s no need to think about it here, that’s all here. to play or not to play? yes. yes. all. there cannot be two opinions, because we have a whole lot of them. five, this is a dangerous fairy-tale animal, when it comes to fleas, i’m out of competition, there are questions here, how everything is running, i really want to check, seriously, this is flirting, obviously, just to see, let’s go, it must have been edible, i i meant, of course, a bear when i said something like this smelly little one, a hint in general

, the most gambling team, if 1000 is not there, zhenya will add his own, then what many people use, the strongest love for the game is the program five on one, five on one, today on rtr. scarlet purusa, a symbol of dreams come true. and sol found her captain gray, the white daughter-in-law also fulfilled her dream, cured the inhabitants of the city, and despite... that the monument was erected quite recently, there is already a legend that if you stand between the monument and the scarlet prussians and make a wish, it will certainly come true.

madam, where is the money, you fools , ugh, did you drink it all away in 3 days, well, let’s not lecture, as i said, the rate has changed, a dozen a month, a week, okay, but i have money in one office, here not far, let's go pick it up, i... okay, don't be afraid, sit down, it's right here, let's go, we're going, meet me, well, if

you deceive me, i don't envy you, six, yes - timur, forgive me, a jealous fool, well, i , i’m very pleased that you came, you too, forgive me, please, i’ll just be a second, yes, very beautiful flowers, forgive me, now, hello, hello, yes, don’t shout like that, inga i. i hear everything, what? what does andrei do at the police? ok, i’ll come now, but why can’t you do it yourself? ok, yes, i’ll take his passport now and come, yes

, that’s it, come on, yes, andrey, i understand, run to your andrey, listen, please let him go, this is my husband, he protected me,

run, she’s the only one you have , thank you, thank you, comrade general, thank you very much, thank you, thank you, here timur rushed at me again, it already seems to me that it’s his hobby to abandon you, andryukha, let’s go, that’s all, and we won’t tell mikhailovna. well look, she's already better she has become, and somehow more tolerant, well, she has complete, complete order with humor, it’s still scary, we ’ll tell her and she’ll take us all in, forgive us all, okay, let’s go, let’s go, have mercy,

lovebirds, and the kids and i baked a cake , let's go have some tea, shall we? hmm, let's go, let's go, what did they bake? after all this, let’s face it , do you want her to go to intensive care again? you know? i made this porridge, and i’m going to ruin it with butter. how is that? tomorrow at 10 am we will meet near the jeep that my dear mother scratched. why will you see? baby, we're taking a lot of risks. hello.

andryush, forgot what? gena. ge, gena. oh, why have you already been released? i would rather get away from work early to join you. yes, yes, i, you know, i wanted to. now you and i will tell you, now. oh, how i miss you, baby? how i miss you, i miss you too, hug me, what are you doing, anna mikhalovna, aren’t you ashamed, ashamed, just a little, you understand, i can’t drink, i can’t even drink beer, really, anelka’s is cool, well -ka, come here. yes, how can i live

with this now, you can explain to me, well, well, first, shave, meet, ok, then, and then to the labor exchange, then, and then, i really advise you to improve your relationship with your children, they miss their own father, then, and then, gennady, you will see that life is amazing and beautiful. i’m thirsty, you know, i’m thirsty, quietly, before, because when i drank, everything was clear, everything was clear, everything was simple, but now it’s scary to live, my thoughts keep spinning, i have to think about them somehow, how- then it’s embarrassing to analyze, suddenly it became somehow in front of the children, in front of aliska, uh-huh, in front of the country,

i forgot, but what should i have done? and by they decided to make a shave for the stock exchange, from an alcoholic, a workaholic, and anna mikhailovna, for your own good, gennady, you, you are a terrible woman,

oh, you are a terrible woman. can i kiss you , there, there, there, oh, here, or something, there, well, what is it, valya, yes, your andryukha is kissing his ex, there, yes, what, what is it? oh you dog, mom, mom, mommy, mom, i love, what, he loves me, anna mikhailovna, not alisa, me, traitor, mom, you can’t jump like that, please, this is shinga, aliskina’s niece, who, niece,

yes, everything is fine, blood pressure and pulse are normal , how come i didn’t guess, and you look like two peas in a pod, and... well, you’re young, beautiful, don’t worry, you’ll still have everything, here’s alisochka, in her age and with three children, this is what we need, but i would have been married to the owner of the restaurant a long time ago if it weren’t for your prank, what, what a prank, but finally tell her, in short, grandma,

these... the actors of the burnt theater decided to play a prank on you, pretended that andrei left inga and married this nightmare, choose the expression, then that’s all for me. how calm, it can’t be, mommy, please forgive me, anna mikhailovna, i, i ’m really ashamed, and please forgive me, anna mikhailovna, get out of here, get out of here, i don’t want to. to see you, to mock a living person like that, alice,

ay, there yours came, “this, forgive me, dear, for everything,

be happy that you are unbuttoned, oh well, whatever you are, you too be happy, genka. hello, hello , please tell me, terikhov was here, and you don’t know where he is? sorry, i don’t know. thank you.

igor petrovich, anna mikhailovna, what are you doing here? what meeting? this is your car? yes, no, it’s mine, my ex-wife’s, i haven’t really learned to drive, so i put it on for a while. then i saw your note and wanted to call you, i’ll pay for everything, no, no, no, i won’t take money from you, what are you, i’ve been looking for you for so long, i’ve knocked myself off my feet, i want to say thank you, for what, for that , that you set my mind straight, i beat my

ex-friend a little, i got my business back, i’m so happy that it was you who scratched mine car, i’m glad to see you too, anna mikhailovna, and if i now pluck up the impudence and invite you to a restaurant, and i don’t mind, i’m so happy. hello, alice , hello, why, hello, i want to introduce you, congratulations, advice, yes love, but i don’t

understand what i have to do with it, look, wait, listen, i haven’t had time to say a word yet, i came to make up, or again swear, dad, he is your dad, well, yes, this is my daughter, from the first. lena, oh, how nice, lena, a beautiful name, and my name is alisa, why didn’t you tell me right away, when i said, you to you constantly run around your little sucker, it’s not a sucker, well, i’m telling you that it’s not a sucker, i tell you everything. i’ll explain, well, later, well, thank god, otherwise i’m already all exhausted , i’m warning you, my dad is very jealous, i know, i want ice cream, i’ll die right now if i can’t eat it, okay, hello, hello, why ice cream, 50 rubles, whichever one you want , this, yeah, yeah, please, 50 rubles, thank you very much, all the best, oh, no, i don’t want to,

eat the ice cream yourself, okay, listen, you feel fine, yes, okay, sort of, i want a herring, really, i’ll die now if i don’t eat it, wait, something is wrong with you, yes, something is wrong with me, they say that before there was no bay here, but at the moment when aya threw in the sea is a ring to save their tribe, the water in the sea boiled, moved the rocks apart, formed a quiet harbor, since then their life has gone smoothly, listen to the sea, it will whisper to you a legend about the beautiful gelendzhik, who to this day protects these lands, girl , can i ask a question, which one was it? years on this day 100 years ago, sunny,

we were given an apartment, yes we were given an apartment, dear residents and guests of our city, our excursion has come to an end, you can walk around the city on your own and enjoy its beauty on this beautiful winter day, thank you very much, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you very much, be careful , oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, i can’t believe it, but you feel it, pushing, pushing, look, don’t get up, but my good ones, congratulations, congratulations, oh, congratulations, thank you, come to me.

normal convenience, this is a cottage community, and how many rooms there are, you can count it yourself, i don’t i can, i can’t, i have an apartment, i can’t leave it, you will sometimes run there from my mother, she’s a woman with character, okay, we’ll run away together. came up with it, anna, girl anna,

hello, please make us more comfortable, everyone is seated, can we start? you: imagine that one day life will be easy and simple for everyone at once, and that everyone will be happy, singing carefree, no problems, this time is very close, we will all become ideal people, in every role, completely unselfish

, impeccable, just like that the same as in love, it's there will be no doubt, but for now we are either sad or funny, so let’s go back to our time, slightly exaggerate some things, and all together we will be convinced, not without some sadness and shame, that we are fit to be heroes. that we are unselfish, excuse me, unfortunately, not always.

please tell me it will happen, you won’t tell me whether it will happen or not, who knows. please tell me, will there be onions or not? i 'm asking you, will there be onions or not? i think i'm talking to you, will there be onions? game in munich, last efforts of torpedoes, they lose. yes, it was probably the last chance

torpedo players in this match. what an opportunity, such moments, of course, need to be realized. the torpedo loses 0:1. trains all year round, take nati's car, free apartment, trips abroad, please, 60 million fans, 60 million

no, the devils are losing, forgive me, please, i'm asking you again, will they give onions or not, there is no order in the team, that’s right, they write in our newspapers that people have no responsibility, no one cares about anything, there is no respect for the assigned work, because the people have become greedy, they have forgotten how they used to live, before they ate pasta, and not... why were they happy, gathered, sang songs and won , by the way, now everyone has everything, everything is not enough, because if he is fired from one place, she will go to another, comrades, someone will answer me - something or not, everyone understands a lot every time, what do i tell my children , the main thing is the team, here is a twig, you can easily break it, but a lot is a broom, you can’t break it, football is a team, everyone has become too smart , what?

“a pure beast, and the way he looked at me, well , you’re a man, if you’d talked to him, he’d have another time he was smarter, maybe no one in his life explained to him how to behave, maybe he grew up without a mother, without a mother, without a father, you can’t explain anything to someone like that, an animal will never be a man, and a stupid person will never grow wiser, anyone you can make a person, anyone, if you approach it humanly , you screwed it up"? it’s only in the movies that you can fix a person; in life, your own mother won’t help a lost person, well, i would help my son, yes, but

there’s no tluk, why? and because a drunken loader sleeps in it, go make a man out of him, alcoholism is a disease, the patient must be treated, this is the loader, a new one, his first day at work, only the grave will cure him, everyone has their own fate nadya, what fate, what other fate, thank god , she doesn’t believe in heromancy. and you re-educate his argument, but you don’t care that the person is disappearing, but you and i don’t, but if we are not rashidiks, then who, who will save the person? yes, a psisimistic spectacle.

so now i’m in the next world and i can say that i was in love with you, i don’t even know what your name is, your name is hopeless, miracle, oh, oh, come on, come on, never in life, get to know each other, although i saw you every morning, where is it, you got out of the magical green car, and genkin chrysler didn’t even notice me, i liked you terribly then, and now... now even more, and now i’m a corpse , i’m in the next world

, stop this, you’re not in this world, you’re in this world, in our world, and we’ll fight for you, you ’re lovely, we have a professor who is consulting in the drug treatment room, the head for alcoholics, we’ll have to set up a special sanatorium, you'll run away, we'll find you, no problem, you won't drink anymore, honey, you won't, it’s quite disgusting to drink, there’s... no place , i like it here extremely, well done, well done, i realized, that’s already half the battle, what’s your name, nikolai gavrilovich, like chernyshevsky, funny, isn’t it, why is it funny, a good russian name and patronymic , good, for a great man, i had to study, i studied, not to that, and not from those who studied, oh, oh, not to that, and not from those, you caught the very essence of the matter, bubo head, i always have it persuaded me to give up something, but only for the first and last time as an exception, in the future

no smells, here you go, i’ll give you a beer i brought a cold one. what is this? imported beer, fergashnoe, drink, don’t be afraid. well, what a wonderful thing, i've never seen anything like it. yes, you haven’t seen much good in life at all, that’s why you have such psesemic thoughts. pessimistic, pessimistic , come on, okay, let's quickly get out of here , i'll clean you up now, just listen to me , everything will be all right, come on, help me, oh, no, no, no, no, he's with me, he's with me , well, let’s not say anything, i ’ll get you into my department, so that all the time in front of my eyes, whether you like it or not, you’ll be the person let's do it, if you want to be a human, i really want to,

there are no problems, all paths are open for everyone and for you. it’s just that you still didn’t have a goal in life, you had one, but it was wrong, and now there is none, i don’t know what it should be, like everyone else, everyone must be happy, but no, you’ve fallen like elephants, this is very figurative , yes , i was an elephant man, so maybe you don’t drink, i didn’t drink, but i thought you were a furniture loader before us, you, nadinka, i was a loader at the institute of space and... research as a research assistant before yesterday day, well, who do you look like, who do you look like on tv in the animal world, as soon as he starts saying scorpio, exclude, but smart , patient animals just send shivers down my spine, and my type of man, scientist,

beware. i was a scientist, i was also shown on tv about 15 years ago, oh, i was just watching good night as a kid, then everyone was talking about space, it seemed that we were about to come into contact with the inhabitants of other planets, i read on what wave will the signal be received, from brothers in mind, 15 years, i have been waiting for a signal, from mars, but no, nadya, not from mars. however, this is completely indifferent, i went to college for 15 years, across the whole city, and in the meantime i published a wall newspaper, assisted the police, and they waited, no, they didn’t wait, i lost 15 years in vain, you and i,

the only mind in the universe, i ...

my soldiers came running, they carried me, another shelling began, they laid me down, lay on top of me, one bullet is still in me, this is, let’s say, my trophy, we had a famine then, here comes grandma, herself hungry, but she carries this kurba, when i come, she says: baby, feed me dogs, to lend a helping hand, olga and i decided that we needed to take the guys in, i came across people like that. caring, support in word , hello, dear soldier and deed, without your help you would not have survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you, what you do is simply amazing, from monday to thursday on rtr. so, did you get enough sleep? gentlemen,

just a moment, we have a big day today, a big holiday. dashing, we haven’t seen each other for a long time, daring, bila, well, you know, but for every tough fighter there’s an even cooler one will find, you fell in love with them, but who is good for you, your wife or your boys, don’t ask stupid questions now, they are still loved, you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words, heroes of my time, beauty, repin, all brigade, only on the platform we look, happy holiday, our dear women,

on the very first truly spring day, the day of march 8, consciousness!

i don’t understand anything, what’s going on here? why did you come, that you found a piece of paper in your office, a divorce certificate, what kind of stupid joke is this, this is not a joke, this your new reality, i was erased from my own life, now we have nothing, no car, no house, i don’t have a business and a husband, so it’s time to build a new one, tell me, you’ve seriously decided. i want to prove that it’s impossible to drown me, the stable is on fire , why is such and such, how can it be, andrey, where, where is andrey, i’ll start all over again, today on rtr,

you’re laughing a lot, well i’m laughing, that means i exist, no, you’re laughing because of this, but you’re always thinking about creatures who don’t drink, you can also end up in a madhouse, you have to be distracted. you have a hobby there is? how are you not a book lover? where can i get books? no problem, if only there was a desire, a spark, but a person can do anything, do you want to be a book lover? i wanted to, that’s it, you’re a princely lover, i have one main story on books, we’ll go tomorrow, do you want to use a time machine? very much, what is this? well, is there a shortage? i didn’t understand you, just don’t strain yourself, because over time you’ll slowly understand everything. as usual, they call you by name, by patronymic, well, whatever you want, well, by name you can, you can, you’re still almost young, that’s what your parents call you, nikolenkoy,

nikolenka, nikolai, let’s have your evening let’s go somewhere, you need to have a cultural holiday, i’ll be happy, my dad and mom are waiting for me, and we’ll come in and warn you, because getting somewhere is so difficult, oh, everything is complicated, because you’re a pessimist, no, a psisimist, what a in general, there is no difference, i don’t have money for a social life, happiness is not in money, an interesting thought, my, you’re a nose, you’re young, you have everything ahead, it’s not the place that makes a person, you need to eat more, you need eat more so that you have the strength to fight, you are rashid rashidovich just like an artist in

your creative workshop, and why not, nadenka, the great machelandelo said how i make a sculpture, i take marble, i take away everything unnecessary, i also work like that, i take meat, i take away everything i need, come on! bravo, the package is for you, rashidik, make another 2 kilos of tenderloin, whoever is new, no, no, no, what are you, this is absolutely useless. what are you already snacking on? yes, look at the progress. rashidik, if creatures from other stars came to us, would you know what to talk to them about? why not? about what? you haven't completed your secondary education, have you? and work? i’d like to talk about the children, let them fly, okay, let’s sit if only someone has no children, no job, nothing to say, but i have everything, it’s a pity that they will never come to us, why not?

apart from us, rashidik , no one exists, this is what one friend told me, the head of the skeet , a very interesting man, oh, what are you, nikolai, well, it will be hard for you out of habit , and then it’s not a man’s business to carry bags, nonsense, i’m always ours, but why a wife, i don’t have a wife, my parents are old, so we’ll make them happy, this is a handbag for yours, what is it, there’s a shortage, it should be noted first day at a new job, no, this is completely impossible, dad will be indignant, he despises all sorts of excesses, especially if he doesn’t understand where it came from, i didn’t say that i left science, i’m just speechless, if you they knew how much they believed in me, i just thought, i read somewhere that it was for a library.

what a beautiful car you have, you probably worked abroad, a crocodile mechanic in a car service center, and he has golden hands.

as always, we have a tragedy, i dropped the radish, there is soap in the soup, so there is nothing to eat, well, come on in well, you don’t have to wipe your feet, don’t be scared , she screams because she has sore ligaments , hello, the result of forty years of work at school, i’m a teacher, my name is tatyana vasilievna, hope, and this is my brother, gennady, it’s very nice, you have renovation, no, we just moved recently, we haven’t settled in yet, we’ve been here for three years, before... in the center, the house was scrapped, there are no questions, what do you use to treat your throat? oh, this is an occupational disease, incurable, our department of photography cured it, it was also more professional, we see her every day they wrote toad, but i brought her to the main thing in the south, cured her in a week, no problem, you will sing with us tatyana vasilievna, my dear, but you are just lovely, our beauty has appeared, this is regina, my little friend, i’m still crazy, first it’s soap, and

now i’ve been standing over the stove for about five minutes, i keep thinking that first i should light a match and then turn on the gas , or vice versa, first let on the gas then light the match, and so it always is, i first... turn on the gas, first match, you need to get a branded coopersbush stove, open krantik, it burns itself, no problem, just how brilliant everything is, regina, this is hope, gennady, this is how i live, in a constant conflict of soul and body, however, i’m not alone, life is generally a struggle between soul and body. do you agree? i understand you. in the meantime, let's go to the kitchen. and all together, in unison, let’s put the kettle on.

are you probably hungry? let's make some pizza. i know an amazing recipe. everything that is in the house needs to be finely chopped and put in the oven. only we don’t seem to have anything, although you bought something, nikolenka, empty, but wonderful, we will be like the english at dickins, there is bread and butter, nikolenka, you bought butter, no, how, well, i asked you, if i find butter, but i didn’t find it, i have it, no problem , my dear, you are our savior, then everyone to the table, this is terrible, now you will all hate me. there is no bread, i ate it , something came over me, i started thinking , when i woke up, it turned out that i ate the whole loaf, oh, you people of art are terribly selfish, but we still love them, inspiration requires food, the wing ate a whole goose, go to your neighbor

, ask for bread, you’ll scare everyone away, you scream , i have it, crocodile, get it, excuse me, we have to stop , alas, we have to, in order to understand the whole complexity of the situation, you managed, and the subtlety is that the trouble is that we live forever in the world. we sometimes take a vice for a virtue, we sometimes take a threshold for a virtue, he is active, he is resourceful, he is happy with everything in life, for him neither day nor

night, there are no questions, no problems, and the subtlety is always that in any wrapper for us differ. good from evil and angel from the devil, we must distinguish good from evil and angel from the devil, my dear, where did all this from the store come from? you see, nadyusha, i’m juggling between school and my husband, and nikonik absolutely doesn’t know how to shop, he’s generally grown up kind of inactive, i don’t understand how such a pessimist could grow up in our family, exactly, my words, and this is my

dad, yes, i’m his dad, what did i always tell him, what did i always tell him, don’t put off happiness until later, what else did i always tell him? i told him that the future our beautiful and bright, work for it , love it and transfer from it to the present , as much as you can transfer, and there are no problems, gavrik, well, shut up, well, let people sit at the table, my name is gavrila maksimovich, it’s very nice, nadezhda, and this my brother gennady, it ’s very nice, very nice. nadyusha, tell me, dear, do you work together with nikolinka? in the next department, which one? in gastronomic, in astronomical? dad doesn't hear well, and there's no need to talk about it. tanyusha, we still have something to drink after the new year, let’s go to the room, no, it’s all over

i drank for a cold, oh, what a pity, i have, and there are no problems, girl, astronomer, nadyusha, and you have a lot of women in your department, oh, only girls, and i’m proud of my work, great, so let’s drink to ours ... lovely ladies, for your beauty, for your patience, for your intelligence, the fact is that all the turns of our fate are connected in one way or another with you, so i once fell in love with a woman doctor, the fact is that i oh, that i remembered that regisha, that i think i left the iron on at home, do you remember exactly? how not, turned it off, well, that’s good, i definitely turned it off

, forgive me, gavrila maksimovich, for god’s sake , i’m always interfering, oh well, kolya, don’t look at me as an enemy , doesn’t this happen to you, no, let’s go, nikolai gavrilovich, listen father, yeah, once every six months they put me in the hospital to perform a procedure related to my serious injury, and now it seems to me that i haven’t turned it off, what to do, but the most important thing is that the procedure is performed by that same wonderful doctor, with whom i'm in love, well, forgive me, but if he after all, she left it, there will be a fire, yes, but how quiet, i’m lying in the room, suddenly a rumor spreads that delegations of western doctors are coming to us, to learn from experience, they also came to us from different places, please look, but they are coming not only doctors, but their journalists come with them. these will write, and the wrong word, the wrong word, go home, and if i

go home, and everything is fine there, i will never forgive myself for this, well, of course, i need to go, i need to go, to calm down, gena will take you, i'll finish now, i it’s very awkward, i’ll still go, you won’t be offended by me, we won’t be offended, i won’t burden you too much, goodbye, goodbye , regisha, dear, goodbye, here are the foreigners, journalists, the sick people are talking, she asks, my beauty , who wants to demonstrate, everyone refuses, comes up to me, eyes, eyebrows, gaze, eyelashes, pleading in the eyes, but i ’m in love, i’m in love, women feel the relationship, always always, what to do here, the question is about my honor, yes. .. i propose my candidacy, well done, donquixote, you’re a fool, eh

not a hero, maybe a fool, guests appear, they put me on the table, then she, my darling, begins to climb into my spine, without details, for the hundredth time, i listen, it’s chilling, the details, god, as goeta said, are in my head fog. oh god, there are sparkles in my eyes, even though i don’t know english, i feel all the admiration, i fall through, but the next morning i wake up famous, gavriil maksimovich, gavril maksimovich, for you, i just fell in love with you, honestly, for you, and i for you, and you, nikolai, are simply selfish, you have gold parents, you had to hurt yourself, create conditions for them, well, nothing. it’s okay, i’ll make a man out of you, i ’m already almost a man, i already want a green car, but

i want an apartment in the center, and i want a cart, since childhood i dreamed of cutting a brick with the reverb of my palm, but i always thought that this was not for me, well , well, well, but for whom, i don’t understand, but for whom, if not for you, well... what did your parents strive for, so that you have all the best, you should live in the 21st century, you are a man of the future, no, nadya, you know, this you are a man of the future, no, we are all, we are all people of the future here, for us, for us, for us, you can sit with me, you didn’t sit like that, who is the weekend, yeah, let’s go somewhere, let’s go, no, no , no, gabrik, calm down, let's go. you can go to the seventh heaven, it’s for foreign currency, but i ’m in charge there in bars, or in church, in the procession of the cross, tomorrow is christ’s

resurrection, i didn’t see any problems, no problem, we are believers there, and we will stand as onlookers , but with me. it’s possible with me, the main thing is that we do the shopping, here’s a guy like that, our man, i guess who it is, hello, hello, it’s me, the iron was on, but it turns out that it had burned out a long time ago, so the fire didn’t happen, and genochka was so kind that he fixed it instantly, and then he went to the bathroom to wash it hands, he saw that it was not there... he fixed the wiring, so now we will wash ourselves in the light, and in the light he saw that the tiles there had crumbled and are now sticking, we are called to watch the religious procession, but you are probably terribly tired.

i understand you, we will arrive very soon, oh!

to all women, so that your men carry you always on hand. hello, andrey, special holiday episode, today on rtr. here is a kept woman, she hasn’t worked a day, she lives on her husband’s money. let's see on the weekend. mistress, and on our bed, either you leave, or we and the children, okay? remember, without me you are an empty place, zero, you thought about the children, i will find a job, be careful, from the wreckage of the old life you can build a new one, in general

, at least something in business, you know, sometimes it is better than the old one, help! and i got my very first contract, let me help you office, maria kulikova, what the hell are you doing here, mom can on saturday, on rtr, you ’re watching 100 to one, what’s our task to open the whole board, we’ll handle it, if you ask, then it’s a problem. the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows, how much is 7.8, 7.8, 7.8, how much, who is at work, speaks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor, i’m chopping oak, not, plucking, problems with water,

electricity, housing and communal services, i don’t know what... geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry are a set of headaches, god forbid now beep, if to win, then hurray, 100 to one, oops, today on rttr, drop everything and go quickly to the restaurant in the garden. is your semyon with some woman here in a restaurant? semyon, tell me that all this seemed to me? olga kobo, he called me ideal, and you are ideal, you can hang noodles on your ears, cuckold you. dmitry frid,

the separation may be worse, i don’t know, now it’s as if i was run over by a roller. oleg? kalmazov. irena met a gorgeous man, they are planning an affair. just think, i 'll try to win her too. can you imagine, at irka’s our technician, she immediately has a ton of gentlemen. appeared, the most important thing is that they are fighting to the death for her, everyone has the right to later happiness, listen, maybe we can start everything from scratch, today the narter, for some reason the crocodile with the regenka are delayed, to think just yesterday i was afraid to approach you, and i came to you, and you paid attention to me, paid attention, paid attention to you, what? i wonder why you paid attention to me, well , you paid attention to everything, maybe i remember you from childhood, from

childhood, i probably don’t understand something, on tv, you’re kidding, well, girls are always on they fall in love on tv, my mother abandoned us, my father drank, i was raised by my grandfather and a crocodile. i loved them, of course, but i also wanted someone , so i probably chose you, then i probably forgot, and now i probably remembered again, maybe you and i had already met before, when in previous lives, in technology among other things, they wrote to young people that maybe we had already lived other lives, and... or other people, or maybe not even people, but animals or insects, but we had already met, yes, nadya, no need, no need , not

we need to talk about this, why, but there are things that we cannot judge, so to speak, in the bustle of the world, why, we don’t have the right... i have the right, i’m a second-degree donor, you’re lovely, you’re not a donor, that’s it you donated blood, what does this have to do with blood, you donated, you didn’t donate , i have urinary acid diathesis, no one needs my blood, mine is needed in the hospital, everyone needs it everywhere, i will say what i think, and you are my mouth, you are my you won’t shut your mouth, this is a stupid joke, by the way, are these tickets for yours? marenka, i didn’t know it was you will offend, but what do you even know, that everything, everything , i’m going to pushkin, and you and your kikimora, you and your dekimora, wherever you want, goodbye,

what kind of pushkino, nadya, i live in pushkino , i don’t have a moscow registration, that you will despise even more, yes, you think, i didn’t see how you look at me, i just open my mouth, glances, glances, i looked at you, what kind of person are you, nikola, a saint, but who are you to decide, i have right? well, why did you surrender to me, well, think about why you surrendered to me, i don’t understand this at all i can, but i can live without you, i can live, you’ll be lost without me, tanik, you’ll forgive me if i offended you in any way, well, forgive me, they ’re blaspheming you? fools, smart people live on a salary, yes, but out of respect they help each other, and you have helped someone in life, no one, that's it, that

's it, go to her, to her, to her, nadya, don't leave, forgive me, i’m a scoundrel, i didn’t dare think badly of you, i’m a scoundrel, that’s it , i said, go to her, i hate where should i go, to the elite, she’s a delicate girl, i don’t want to go to her, i don’t want to, for so many years wanted? suddenly we became so desperate , we had nothing, we were just friends for 10 years, we talked, 10 years, we talked, we got it, honestly, nothing happened, we broke tea and talked, she’s a lonely person , she doesn’t know how to do anything, she’s afraid of everything, i’m her i felt sorry for you, you never felt sorry for me, but why feel sorry for you, but she’s not afraid of anything, it’s me who’s afraid, “i ’m afraid of you, me, who, i’m you, i ’ve dreamed of you all my life, and you’re thinking about me you can mock me, but i don’t need it, for myself,

i don’t need anything, i don’t care at all, maybe i was just waiting for you to live for you and work, and you, and you are ashamed of me, you laugh, you laugh at me all the time , no at all, i admire you, nadya, you are mocking me again, i can only mock myself, you keep lying, you keep lying, and then, that you’re secretly in love with me, you’re also lying, wow, little humor, wow, just don’t cry, well, i’m not... worth your tears, you know, i’m not deceiving you, honestly, every morning when i saw you, i thought with mortal anguish that in my time there were no such girls, and there could not have been after the war, you, you child another time, you are too brave, too strong, too confident for me , and i’m afraid of you, but don’t you see, i never thought that this could fall on me, you and i are completely different people, you

understand that, but... it’s a fact, this morning i lost my life, i’m in love with you, no , this simply can’t be, maybe, maybe i love you, you’re of no use to me , they come out, i love you, you want, you have to laugh call me a devil, call me an angel, but now i’m yours forever, i’m yours forever.

it’s better that we carry out the repairs not now, but in the summer, during the holidays, that we’ll send the parents to a sanatorium and create an interior for them, but better. change right away, we will either do this or go to the zak, well, you know better, which is better, it’s better on you, and it’s better to go to the zak, then i will have a moscow registration, i’ll buy myself a vyatka, that a washing machine, an automatic machine is sold only to residents of moscow, you you will take time to think, for what thoughts, my dear, to think before

the session, as you want, but i already thought, and i, well, heard that they don’t write it down right away, they’ll sign it, no problem, even tomorrow, if you want tomorrow, tomorrow, i agree, we ’ll have a wedding the way you want, it would be necessary, it would be necessary, for our own people, for those closest to us, it would be necessary, can we gather at our place? go out only once in your life, don’t forget to take a photo tomorrow. why

for tourism, we’re going on a honeymoon, brilliant, we’ll put up a tent, put on hiking boots, why, why, i’ll arrange tickets for a cruise around africa on a boat, in the spring in africa it’s paradise, if you want to go to africa, with you even to the edge light, oh, crocodile with reginka we've arrived, let's put on our shoes. droplets fell on you, dear, nothing, i have another one in the car, a dress, and a suit, and a jumpsuit, my god, come on, who would have thought, i’m in africa, and who cares, vodka, whiskey, sherry?

oh, are these really salted nuts , i like you, you are non-standard, i like you too , you know, i would still be sitting and thinking, but genochka came in and saved me, you can’t imagine how difficult it was for him to get this needle, and then he he was kind enough to sew me up himself. it was incredibly ticklish and i laughed completely indecently, and genochka, like a real gentleman, he didn’t even smile. reginga, can you shut up? you see, when he stitched me up, i asked him who would rip me open before going to bed, then he invited me to become his wife. how did he suggest this? silently, just like that, what a night, everyone is in love, just like in a comedy.

i never thought that i would see only believers, they are believers just like you and me.

oh, that’s who will make us a stainless steel sink, no, he didn’t expect miracles, but suddenly happiness has become one of his favorites, now he’ll have everything he dreamed of and didn’t dream of, bit he’s in a happy marriage, after which our heroes will taste material benefits, almost all of them, and what’s next, what’s next, you can guess,

they’ll take from life as much as it can give them, plus, how can they sing it, stainless. they will have everything, but again the question arises, what next? the question seems to be very simple. you are an international personality , how do you know his type? yes, i meet at exhibitions, at receptions, they let you into receptions, all our people are there, writers, artists, performers, all sorts of famous people, but how do you get there, and with crocodile, they are like without wheels without him, and

i always dreamed of being friends with artists, but somehow it didn’t work out, now this will be your constant company, i think that they won’t be interested in me, why do they need a physicist, a loser, and why do they need me? do you think they tolerate my company because i am their deficit? i supply, yes, maybe you fell in love with me for this? no, why then? but i don’t know, here they are too, artists are obliged to love their people, and i am the people, and you, by the way, are also people, you’re just not at your best right now, but that’s okay, i love you i’ll correct you, this is how you connect incompatible, serious things, suddenly this is my treasury, because you have a goal and a dream, what? growth of wealth and exchange: a house in pushkino, plus your apartment, plus a crocodile moving to regina, plus a library for 1 2 3 4 5 5 people, plus our future child, six people.

i’m thinking of applying for a new house or an old one, or better yet a new one, no, the old one is the best, non-standard, in arbatsky lane, but what is this possible, well, someone has to live there, why not us, the house is hollowed out from the inside begins with a new interior, that the whole house, one-story, where the old people now live in a communal apartment, we give the old people guns for fresh air,

to the bathhouse, regina, what’s wrong with you? i probably...