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tv   Sosedi po razvodu  RUSSIA1  March 10, 2024 6:15am-8:00am MSK

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i can’t live with you, you can watch all episodes of our program on the internet, in the app or on the website watchm.ru, when everyone is at home, today, i have a husband and a hunter, a fisherman, he said, if you are going to andrei malakhov, be sure to bring fish with you.
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look, look, look, you want to look, look, let's look, look, well , look at the screen, look at me, carefully, look, look, agreement, sign, we sign at the same time for 1 2 3, sign up, look, look, maybe we'll go come to me, just watch a movie on air 60 minutes program, we have a special episode, we start with breaking news, 60 minutes, don’t miss it, tomorrow on rtr, we can handle it, i’ll do everything to get you out of here, we’ll watch the weekend, what a big deal, what a terrible son of a millionaire, that means which is what i have. this bastard
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, he will spend the next few years behind bars , don’t scare me, i’m not afraid of you, you still have time to get scared, that ’s what they call it, and my future wife, very nice, got out of here, i’m still at home, i’m also at home, when life is one continuous black stripe, you need to try to turn it off, as an apology, let me take you to the hospital and buy you a new bike, as an apology. natalya antonova, yuri baturin, why are you looking at me like that, do you believe in smburg, you are the one pecking me now, happiness can be given, on saturday on rtr.
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we always do everything together, support each other, believe in the best, care and give warmth. and overcome difficulties, together, together we are strong, we vote for russia, when everyone is at home, a penny has fallen at their feet. everyone
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has chosen their own path, i don’t know how to twist the truth into a lie, i don’t hide behind pretense anywhere, and i don’t measure myself by someone else’s watch, the one who betrays will be betrayed himself, thanks to my enemies that my heart hasn’t healed, here are the guys next to me, dima and dasha, they somehow... then you want to help, the question is how, more and more, yes , how to help them, you won’t live for them, you can’t give advice every time, well, they themselves, guys, are great, dash, once upon a time the internet was something supernova? event, but it
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is really an event for humanity, the emergence of such an information field, please tell me what is happening now are guys your age interested in the internet, how much is this interest growing or already? everything has reached a certain level, judging by my classmates, with the advent of new messengers, the guys learned that they can somehow show themselves there, tell a lot about themselves, everyone really wanted to do this at first, now it ceases to be interesting for them, they are all they abandon this matter and just move on with their lives, communicate, but don’t post anything new about themselves anywhere, don’t tell them, that is , some kind of immunity kicks in, some... mechanisms, it is very important that in a person, in addition to the fact that the invention of something harmful is hardwired into him, the antidote is also embedded in him, embedded, yes, genetically already, well, dasha has this protection, but some do not , some people need to be pulled away when
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you take away their phones, but no , they put it off themselves, they themselves know perfectly well how often and how long you communicate, well , when we meet, we communicate out of duty, in fact... this is how we communicate when we come to visit the guys, we come usually for a long time, we have much more time than filming, dashenka takes us for rides on a snowmobile, we ride snowmobiles, ride atvs, fly on helicopters, play football, yes, we play football with a broken finger, with a broken finger, even i have a toe broke, once we were playing football, well , it was an assist, it feels like, dim, the sport of the future, how do you see yourself, are they the footballers of the future?
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this didn’t happen before, before a person, if he said it, and you were responsible for your words, yes, that is, he promised, then he will do it, others people with a different upbringing, probably with the soviet one, are more sincere, more open, more honest. now i’ll ask a terrible question that i constantly ask myself: what will remain after me? it seems to me that you need to live in such a way that you are not ashamed of your actions, although a person always has some skeletons in his closet, yes, let’s just say that after me, i don’t know, you live as
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you see fit, my example, example, now i ’ll leave, if they say he was a normal guy, now i think that even for this it’s already worth living, right? what is understood is what openly along your life path, should you pass this on to someone? well, if there is such an opportunity, yes, then i will gladly, of course , do it, if there is, well, like that person there who wants to accept it, well, who needs it, thanks to the internet connection, now it is easier to contact to distant interlocutors, there are such requests, tell me, teach, there are. to be similar at first, because any student first tries to be similar, and then he brings something of his own, there are those, well katya says, there are, yes, there are, when you receive an email , a message, say, sergei, tell me how best i can sing this song, you start
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listening to the song, i, as a viewer, always say, either i like it or not, so you show it to sergei, he says, well, how so i can tell him how to do this, it’s especially difficult, you know, when remotely, when you know a person, well, you came with him there. the studio there suggested something to him, yes, and so, yes, they also send songs that it’s better not to listen to at all, that is, suggest something, like would it make sense, what in this case to say honestly, or delicately, delicately, of course, why offend people, that a person already takes this seriously, a man, well, this is in my opinion, but it’s impossible to listen to, but for someone it might be like it, that is, well, it’s not, well, it’s better to give him a hint , let’s say, you say there, you don’t know what in this case, well, in this case it happens, yes, but if you know, well, give me a hint, then it’s better tell me, let’s say the arrangement needs to be changed there, the words need to be changed here, here this happens, but you start corresponding with him, then someone gets offended , he no longer writes there, like, i know everything without you, good luck to you and everyone is different, there are different, let’s say someone writes there, so listen to this, listen to this , well listen, i listen to everything, everything that
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is sent, we all listen to how a straight man feels, it’s better to specifically call a spade a spade, but don’t mislead yourself or those around you, or maybe so and better in life there will be more of this. correct present, because now in general they are like that times when they use words, well , it’s not very good there, here in the news of one famous artist, his house was robbed, this is of course not very good, that is... it’s still good, yes, not very good, of course, but still, and without thinking about it at all , instead of clearly saying how it is, and maybe someone from your opinion will say, indeed, this is bad, yes, he will suffer, he will worry, and then thank you, he will say, yes, well, i always try to speak directly, always, i will never be a hypocrite, if, for example, i don’t like something or something, i’ll always say, let the person be offended by me, even if the person is no longer friends with me, i and seryozha always say everything directly, that’s something i don’t like, i'm saying what don't you like?
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it’s precisely in show business that it’s better to always tell the truth, if this is my person, then he will be with us, if this is not our person, then why would i communicate with him at all, because there are examples when you spend half your life adapting, what for? and why, and for what? i don't know, in show business here - it seems to me that katya is very direct, but i don’t think that you should be direct with everyone, there are just people to whom you tell them directly, but he will never tell you directly, that ’s why it seems to me that you should behave with such people . you have to be able to do it differently, well, i’ll leave these to you, well, okay , let it be so tenderly, i’ll hug you by
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the shoulders again, we love to dream so much under the fireplace , i’ll start the day with you and while away the evening, let this blanket, my wife zhemchuzhna, solve all our problems my one we... the most important words in the life of humanity are spoken woman's heart, you will have a child, you will have a child, you will have a child, you... will have a child who will have you, we hasten
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to share the good news for tanya from the orphanage in the kemerovo region, which we showed in our program, a family was found. today we are going to one of the orphanages in the pskov region. hello , meet everyone, when everyone is at home, this is vlada, hello, and her brother maxim, hello, ladushka, how old are you, 12, max, you’re eight, we brought your works and even here diplomas are hidden, well, let's start with this beauty, you paint by numbers, yes, you yourself chose this picture or they gave it to you, they gave it to you, you just painted, but it seems to me that you liked it, very much... this is a titmouse, and you do you know about birds? well, no, you just
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know, tell me, here are the birds that live with you, here we had swallows, have they flown away or not yet, have they flown away, over there under the roof there were no swallows making nests, on that side, on that side, there are a lot of nests there with vili, a lot, yes, probably the side is sunny, that’s why they are there took them together, watched the swallows, uh-huh, uh-huh. how did they teach the chicks to fly? nice show. maksimka is our kind, friendly boy, very inquisitive, this is our why, he asks a lot of questions, how it works, he is interested in everything. the boy is sociable, has many friends, has moved to the second grade, maksimka counts well, solves problems, but he is not always persistent enough, sometimes he gets distracted, it won’t work out, he may cry, we will feel sorry for him. let's calm him down, rest, he always completes our assignments with new strength.
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maxim loves animals, dreams of his kitten, he also likes swans, we have a pond nearby, and we go to watch the swans and feed them. vladochka, this is our beloved assistant, activist, the guys chose vlada as class commander, and for a reason, this is because vlada has leadership qualities, she is objective. she will always find a common language with the guys, and the guys listen to her, vlada has a lot of girlfriends, they all respond well, they trust their secrets, because vladochka never lets anyone down, she will give the necessary advice, even to vlada. she really likes kids, besides her brother, she really loves little children in her free time, although she doesn’t have very much of it, because the child is busy, she finds a minute to go to her ward child and also maximka’s junior group, she’s all there kids love it, but she has a favorite. vlad, tell maxim what interests him most in life, when he
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is doing something, his eyes light up, and he is ready to do it from morning to evening, except for playing on the phone. constructor to assemble, play into something moving, that’s all, i think. vladushka, what is your most important interest in life? well, i can dance, i can draw, sculpt, or just sit on the sofa. sit and dream? yes, what are you dreaming about? i don't know, on some kind of trip. i would like to go to a water park. ever been to a water park? no, let mom hear, let mom come, let mom definitely find me, because the world shouldn’t be like this, for children to be lost, because the world shouldn’t be like this, for children to be lost.
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from our family we want to give this here is a handmade angelina that our dasha made, she is so soft, yes, yes , she is soft, she has such a beautiful diamond , angelina can participate in all holidays, on new year's she can be a christmas tree toy, on others she is just a decoration, she has there is such a peculiarity, it faces everyone, but i want it. i wish everyone that everyone has both a guardian angel and a guardian angelina, that your family has such higher protective forces that will protect you from everything and that the news that comes to your home will only good, thank you, goodbye when everyone is home.
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good morning, friends, as they say, morning and evening are wiser, and on sundays even more fun. our anti-boring program “morning mail” is on the air, and i am its leading fighter against depression, nikolai baskov. as you know, guests delight their hosts twice: the first time when they arrive, the second when... yes they leave, so your letters always make us happy when they arrive, and even more when we answer them, let's start with a letter from garina fedulkina from penza. hello, nikolay, congratulate us, my husband and i are celebrating our 10th anniversary today years, oh, heartily congratulations, 10 years of our dacha, and so you are celebrating the anniversary of the dacha, we
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love it so much that my husband calls it not our dacha, our... daughter, unexpectedly, of course, we have to plow, but how nice it is to treat us in winter seven jars of canned delicacies. we recently realized that kristina arbakaiti also loves canning; her song about fermented jam prompted us to this idea. unexpectedly, what kind of song is this? the song is called drunken cherry. i see that your dacha has grown not only a good harvest, but also she has a great sense of humor. owners, please let this song be played in honor of the anniversary of our dacha. dear galina, for the first time in the history of morning mail we are celebrating such a dacha anniversary. let the dacha bring you only good luck, we wish it long, happy years and may its roof never leak. at your request, the morning mail is opened by kristina arabakaite, a drunken cherry. she's a little
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crazy. and mixed cocktails, simply unbalanced, she has trouble in her heart, salt water in her eyes, she is simply unlucky, drunk. cherry, drunk, came out, hiding the faces of the clever ones, drunken cherry, it just happened that way, doesn’t fall in love, no.
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no one falls in love, she’s a little unrestrained, she’s been detained a hundred times, she’s just very over... restrained, why is fate beating her so hard, why is she still alone, maybe i’m to blame for something, i’m drunk, i went out drunk , deftly covering my face, i... drunk misha, just came out, no one falls in love, drunk cherry, drunk, came out, covering
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my faces with a logan, drunk cherry just came out, no one falls in love, drunk cherry, drunk, leg. she got drunk, she just came out, we all dance, drunk cherry, she came out drunk. while covering our faces, drunken breath, just came out , no one falls in love, drunken cherry, drunkenly
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came out, covering our faces, i am my cherry, just came out, don’t fall in love, the author of the letter is egor zudin from kovrov. nikolai, i’m happily married, but my wife always complains that she doesn’t have enough kind words, says that bunnies and kitties have already set her teeth on edge, she doesn’t have enough imagination anymore. nikolai, women love you, well, that is, that is. tell me, some new ones. stas mikhailov, his songs are arranged in such a way that
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in 3 minutes he replenishes a year’s supply of affectionate words for any woman, i’ll give, i love, i’ll buy, oh, i’m sorry, i pray. now, egor, take a notepad and write down the words with a pen. behind her, through the prisms of mirages. behind her there was a note on the gotoch, behind her, my only one, i shared my dreams with her, all my days and nights, i didn’t read fate, from the palms of my hands along the lines. extinguished fires from the sky with showers, breathed in the wild
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wind, wrapped his heart in snow, wandered around the world, confusing his tracks, but melted with her snow-white ice, together, we are like endless oceans, behind her, through the prisms of the worlds , behind her, the ponotana is ready, behind her, my only dream, i shared all my days and nights with her, i saw my reflection in her eyes. and
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he purred at the target to kill, the earth shook along the walls and into the cracks, and i realized immediately, she is my woman, my love, she has defeated me. shots warming warming under the skin with hot sparks behind her through the prisms of mirages behind her the sweating will be the only thing behind her that is mine.
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i shared all my days and nights with her, behind her through the prisms of mirages, behind her, in vain , behind her, my only one. i shared everything with her, all my days and nights, behind her, the only mine that i shared with her, all my days and nights, the premiere.
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on rtr, i’m a policeman, you’re threatening me with a weapon now, put down the gun, that’s murder again, gonchurov shot at a man, gonchurov was detained for the murder of a policeman, martanov himself wanted to kill him, and do you really see me, unfortunately, you see me too , get out of my bath immediately, anna medium, monday on rtr.
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and this female corpse has earned, stop, stop, stop, no one is going anywhere, the premiere is on rtr,
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you are craving for my place, right? i’ve been fulfilling your duties for a month, anna mikhalkova, i realized that i love only you, she’s veronika pallovna, you’ve already made inquiries, she’s major vasnetsova, to my office, she’s amazing, our new detective, until we prove otherwise , we will assume that this is murder. coming soon to rtr. russia - traditional, modern, technological, original, open, great, so different, but dear for everyone, all of russia is before your eyes.
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come to the international exhibition forum russia. good morning. although, to be honest , not really, i looked on the internet, you have the same number of likes as i do, i don’t understand what’s wrong with sitting on a perch, scribbling, no music, no backup dancers, no costumes, just as many likes, kisha is beautiful , kisha, handsome, by the way, i also look good, or maybe it’s the parrots who like you, okay, let them like you, the main thing is that my viewers are happy with me and it seems that i’m not theirs i’m summing it up, look how many letters they wrote to me, okay, don’t distract us, dear nikolai and kesha, yulia gordienko writes to you from chelyabinsk, you won’t believe it, but the online store found me a husband, what
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progress has come, i ordered a blue sweater , and i received a green garden hose, wow, i came to swear at the delivery point, but behind the counter i was met by a very pleasant young employee, in order to swear, i met him, and now we are meeting, today i’m waiting for him to visit, i want introduce me to my mother, please show me some funny number, otherwise i’ve been worried since the very morning , i can’t even smile, thank you, yes, yulechka, fate is like a lottery, you don’t know where you will win and where you will lose, what number will amuse you, lottery, lottery, correct in kentius, new russian grandmothers are joining the theme of a lucky ticket, with their humorous lottery, humorous lottery , what do you want, you took the trash to the trash can, i see your door is open, but i think
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i’ll look in, you didn’t look in, you locked yourself in dirty shoes, wipe your feet, i took a look i'll give you a minute just ask, you didn’t watch tv today, i have nothing else to do, it’s good to use rags, that is, you didn’t turn on the tv today? please go away, i've started a big idea. that’s what i thought, so give you lottery tickets after this, what? oh, yes, i forgot that today is a prank - ugh, so what ? nothing, no gain, oh, it’s small and admire, what? for the ticket, me. i came, why do you need it without winning? i’m telling you, i took the trash to the trash can, so i’ll throw it away on the way, give me a ticket, you’re my trash
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then grab the clav too, otherwise you’ll be driving around empty? why do i need your garbage and you yourself say, on the way, what else? i said i had a ticket, but i wasn’t hired to carry your waste, so give me a ticket! go ahead, throw it away yourself, have you gone crazy, throw it away, but what should you do with it? yes, you understand , you understand, you stupid person, well, it’s not good, it’s not good, it’s not good to store unnecessary things in the house, it’s not good feng shui, why, it’s not good, but i need your feng shui.
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didn’t require it in the ass, but that’s not allowed, with why are you doing this, you bastard , why, why, why, because i gave you those verified lottery tickets after the drawing, but this old fool gave them to you before the drawing, is there anyone at home? , there’s someone at home, i thought there was no happiness in life, but well... how did it happen, give it back, what are you doing, or something, return the ticket, what are you doing , please, i’m not leaving here, i’m here now, i’m i won’t give you life, i’m about to hit my head on the floor, give me back the ticket, ticket, return the ticket, ticket,
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return it, calm down, have you gone crazy or something, if you don’t understand, it’s not customary in polite society to return gifts, but who in polite society, if it’s a dog, why do you demand a ticket? jack hit the jackpot, took the main prize, 30 million, how many millions? 30, oh, mommies, i’m going to die, oh, the liver is cool , call the liver, wait to die, first tell me where, where
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do you keep the ticket, here, that i’ll keep the ticket in my pocket, i lost it, you’re lying, here’s a gesture for you, like the drawing started on tv, he rushed to the ticket, but it was nowhere to be found, he self-destructed. all the stone chamber has run away, is nowhere to be found the tickets are all demons, otherwise the demons
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stole them, unclean as it is, unclean , now you’re making fun of me, yes, i’m leaving, my legs won’t be here anymore, you just know, from now on i’m in opposition with you, go, go, honey, go , with god, and the ticket, here it is, here it is, dear, here it is, jack, sweaty, here you have a dog under your arm, a bath with champagne loaded. and codelac pink. lady, lady, lady, asya, asya, asya, the crucian carp drowned in the river, chebotukha, chebutukha, chebutukha, chepota, tyuh-tyuh-tyuh, the rooster began to lay eggs, wait, matryona ivan, i need to get the money , first of all i’m so money-savvy, i’ll take a bucket from the dumpster, that’s all, but what about with a dirty rag, i’ll cover it up like that, who would guess that there are all sorts of money-making guys there, no security is needed, well that
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's it, she's gone, she's gone, she's gone, she's gone for the jackpot, she's gone, she's gone , she's gone, she's thinking, really, i 'll give her an unverified ticket, i've got about 40 of these tickets, barnyavarnya, madam, barnya, oh, love - lyu-lyu-lyu, i love to laugh, wow, wow, wow, wow, and matryonka is crazy, crazy, crazy, nonsense, nonsense, the clive just got bored, that’s bullshit, eh! you, i’ve been for you all my life, and you, you’re in my soul, like this, right in the very core, but there was no need, there was no need to give chains with corks, well, you say, give me, i go out into the entrance at night, i’m writing on the wall in morse code, the dots and dashes are exactly in a row, remembering the pioneer detachment, as it was then on the air , oh my, the text. i encrypt my phone, send it in
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the morning to different places, keyboard plus watcher without a phone, we give an answer to any question. mote plus a flower, a bouquet of springs, we give to a friend friend for many years. motya plus a flower is like an ellipsis and we can’t find the answer. as popular wisdom says, beauty will save the world, and nikolai baskov will save any television broadcast. today our guest is a car of supposedly folk wisdom, but also an unbending captain of women’s hearts, indestructible. good
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morning my beloved viewers! nikolai, let me find out why you are wearing such an unusual look today? on this cold day, i missed summer so much that i decided to remember my feelings from a holiday at sea. well, thanks for not coming to flippers hugging an inflatable mattress. you know, there was such a thought. i would hardly have appreciated the flight of my imagination, but why, the cap, in my opinion, is very original; in kindergarten, too, they signed my last name on my clothes so that they wouldn’t confuse me with anyone. what have you started to forget? i can’t wait, my last name so that i know who to return it to if my cap is blown into the sea by the wind. it’s actually very good that you remembered the sea today. just from the seaside sochi, a letter from angelina milyutina came to us. i'll be happy to read it. with kind regards
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in the morning, nikolai. hello, angelina. i go to sea all year round, both summer and winter. in winter, really? it’s not cold, you’re probably a morsch, i’m the captain of a port tug, wow, this is even cooler, i’m on vacation now, but i already miss the sea, angelina, not a word more, nikolai, listen to my team, oleg gazmanov’s song to the fullest turn up the volume, turn it up to full volume, oleg gazmanov, wait, listen, why did you give orders? as long as i have my cap on, i can command anyone, there behind, a white trail in the blue desert, there behind the stern, my home remains, in the ocean, foamy
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shares, i will dissolve your sadness, sadness will melt there in farewell, i believe that i will return, hey, don’t be sad, our memory is stronger than separation, everything is ahead, we must continue to live, in the ocean, foamy shares , i will dissolve your sadness, there the sadness will melt in farewell, i believe that i will return, just wait for me, through the rains they keep the light of my eyes, the light of my dreams, a song about us, i know that
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they will pass, the rains, only me. wait, a thread of memory will connect our hearts, hey, don’t be sad, the ships will return to the harbor, know, without separation, there is no speech in the ocean of foamy lobes. i will dissolve your sadness, there the sadness of farewells will melt, i believe that i will return, just wait for me, through the rains, keeping the light of my eyes, the light
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of my dreams, songs about us, i know that they will pass. rain, just wait for me, a thread of memory will connect our hearts. just wait for me, they keep me through the rains, the light of my eyes, the light of my dreams, songs about us, you know that they will pass, the rains, only me,
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wait, remember, unite our hearts. bought a dress for prom, new beautiful shoes, everything is fine, but not fate, probably while hostilities are going on here, i should be here, we are doing a lot. there must be someone to convey the voice of the people of donbass.
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made the greatest achievement in our lives, he gave his life for his country, and i gave my female happiness, these are people like you, carry out a very important task, women, war, without women we will not win, today on rtr. tell me, do you even understand that i am leaving the family, as always, yes, everything is clear, today, here is such news, dad will no longer live with us, he will live in another place, this is not news to me, how could you secretly introduce sasha to your girlfriend, why, i don’t want to lose contact with sasha, get in touch, but what does someone else’s woman have to do with it? move over to us, and mom, well, what, little mom, can’t cope without this? you can start life from scratch. hello,
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i recognized you, oles, after so many years, i knew that you would call someday, but the past cannot be erased. we had a chapter called karina. we can write another chapter called the three of us again. i i want to fix everything. southern cyclone. today on rtr, you are watching 100 to one, what is our task, open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with the bulge, the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows, how much it will be 7.8, 7.8, 7.8 , how many, who? problems with water, light, housing and communal services, i use humor, i chop oak, don’t pluck
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, he works a lot and speaks loudly, if you answer, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry are a set for headaches, don’t let me god now, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one. oops, today on rtr, letters are stormy they flow like a river into our email inbox, and now i’m catching from it a letter from sergei stepanov from korolev. good morning, nikolai, i love my wife very much, i call her my sun. well, i advise all husbands to take this into account. my little girl is truly a very bright person, it’s a pity that she often goes on business trips, i miss her very much. i want to put a song about the sun on the ringtone of her number, please help me choose it, thank you! sergey, how wonderful it is that you have such
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sunny love? i think the sun will suit narington perfectly for your soulmate monaco, during the call you will get double pleasure, first from rinkton and then from communication. on the air of the morning mail: lyusya chebotina, sun of monaco. why do i need the sun of monaco why tell me the moon suntrape, when your gaze shines brightly, this makes no sense , if you are not around, even the sun to me, i live, tell me, we have your climb, it shines brightly, this makes no sense , yes i open it. right, i’m racking my brains about what i should wear to you and in the evening, i don’t know, i’ve thought about it 100 times and how
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i’m going to address it, because you look at me in such a way that i’m lost, you and i are a separate world in every way , strong from you, i only ask you, hold me, you are as tight as possible from everyone, i ’ll take you with my bag, why do i need the sun? why tell me, we have a centrope, where your gaze shines brightly, there is zero meaning, if you are not happy, there is not even the sun, monaco, why , let’s say, we can destroy yours, semantic city people shine, every second person has clothes just judge, couples in the sky. broken destinies, otherwise there will be grief, but we are not from those streets, who we will remain is time to judge, maybe tomorrow we will also be forgotten and let him not argue and of them, i knew the richest that that you and
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i are a separate world in... the entire universe from you, i ask only one thing, hold me, you of all of them as tightly as possible, i will take you with me, why do i need the sun, nadarko, yaku, tell me for me, and not your sign, it shines brightly, that’s the point, zero, if you, the sun is shining for me, in ancient times, the weight of gold was measured not in grams, but in talents, if you turn the talents of all morning mail correspondents into gold, you will get the largest gold reserve in the world,
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now more talent will be added to ours... elena dmitrienko from ulyanovsk talented composed very funny poems: the grass is green, the sun is shining, the whole country is watching the morning mail, and on sundays i can tell everyone, i wake up as soon as basque again. elena, of course, you are a little hooligan, but you do it with great humor. may this mischievous attitude towards life remain with you forever. i was with you. there will be, the main performer of all musical desires nikolai baskov, be sure to write, i will have something to read, and you will have something to listen to, i love you, love is often deceitful, and the past is even more takes revenge, feelings go away for no reason, and memory
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is a calendar of grievances, i got... i was caught cold, changing the words of the poems, but it was just very nice then, it was better, then two, we were close, but not half together, without full, broken, unable to sing. heart, every passion has a price, we were close, but not together half, incomplete, broken, heart does not beat, the only love, wife, got you as an outcast, you are lost, i hide my pride on...
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feelings suffer for the dry without care, for happiness we need love, no need to swear that forever love happens in the eyes, i don’t want to be in someone else’s bed, give up your memory and wish for yourself, we ... were close, but not half together, without completeness, a broken, heart is not moving, every passion has a price, we were close, but not together, half, without full, broken,
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heart not moving, alone. and married with love , we were close, but not together, we were close, but not together, we were close, but not together, we have half, without the full, broken, beating heart, every passion has a price, we were close, but not together half, no full, broken, heart broken, only love, married.
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good morning, dear tv viewers, good morning, our guests in the studio on air on the russia-1 channel, fun quiz, 100 to one, we invite you. in our studio today we have teams of sword kings and saber queens, applause, sword saber,
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so, well, i welcome you, vadim, hello , hello, hello, hello, introduce your team, meet dmitry gusev, international master of sports . next behind him is artyom sargsyan, the youngest member of our team, is the world champion among juniors, the champion of russia, yes, well , modestly, modestly, yes, i know, because he beat me in the final of the russian championship, so it’s a little yes, like that here, uh, the most titled among us, nikita glazkov, honored master of sports, and silver medalist of the olympic games in tokyo, we welcome you to the studio, yes. and georgy bruev, among us, he is the only one who has a child, a wonderful daughter ulyana, yeah, yes, that’s why he’s the most, let’s say, in in this regard, the experienced one among us
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, he manages everything, yes, great, who can tell us about the captain, this is our most responsible person, vadim manokhin, a very good person, also a champion of russia, a repeated, multiple champion of uh, all possible tournaments, yes. here is our brain of the team, brain, thank you, dear schwage, finally about the pleasant queen sofia, very nice, great, simply great, please introduce your team, so, i present to you the queen of the
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saber, loves to joke, enjoys dancing and loves literature of the 20th century . alina klyuchnikova, master sports of russia, winner of the european championship among cadets, medalist of the world and european championship among juniors and cadets. loves to paint on canvas. and our wonderful anna smirnova, master of sports, winner of the youth competition.
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applause, this is the program studio 100 to one, we have a fun quiz and we are starting a simple single game.
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sofia, so, attention, funny question: what can you do on a balance beam? sofia, am i first? what is your reaction sit sit you can sit on a log check the answer check check on a log can i sit? here it is, the champion 's handwriting, back to the teams , back to the teams, back to the teams , to see you off, no, everything is fine, everything is fine , with a flying gait, ol, with a flying gait you came out of may, come on, oops, oops, oops, there you go they, so, olga, what can you do on a log, you can stand, you can stand, you can stand on a log, you can sit. yes, okay, you can
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stand on a beam, well, well, well, there’s something like that, oh, cool, we’ve already given two of the most difficult answers, you can stand on a beam, and you can sit, let’s do something unusual, float on a log, you can float on a log, svetlana, we knew that if a log floats, then of course you can float on it, so, you can float on a log, you can. this is the third answer. alina, what's on the log? you can jump. you can jump. well, are you talking about sports now or what? you can train on a balance beam. train. well, exercise, right? exercises on the balance beam. that is, a short anthem. balance beam as a sport, artistic gymnastics. let's check. exercise. second line. so, sit on a beam 28. exercise 23. swim - 9, stand - 7.
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there are still fifth and sixth lines left, you can also lie down on the log, run along the log, lie down, lie down on the log, okay, lie down, lie down on the log, lie down, well , we can, see what a difficult quiz we have, stand, lie down, run all around logs sofia, what’s left with the log, let ’s walk, i guess, or something else?
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jump, dance, jump, jump, exercises we did, abstract, abstract a little, you are definitely familiar with this action, something funny that you can do on log, yes, whether you are walking down the street or not , well, of course, yes, we really could fencing there, try, fencing, you remembered such a complex coordination path, also play there, well, let's stand oh, millions of girls, without even being champions, they do this around the clock , rhythmic gymnastics, you are hard-working, you understand, if you were slackers, you would answer this question, we answer, well, a man walks through the forest, sees a log, what needs to be done?
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cut something, yeah, let's cut it, it was wrong, okay , let's check, cut something out, no, this is definitely not right , well, svetlana, you can pretend to be a slacker, imagine, please, please pay attention, i think that now there are 100 million people watching tv they already know the answer, but these hard-working girls can’t network, especially champions, you’ve already been through this yourself, but what can be done? what can
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a bum on a log do? well, mess around, mess around? okay, let's call it idle in one word, let's check! so, let's move on, anyway, applause for the girls, you deserve it, you deserve it! victory, but now we will of course guess the last stupid option, so georgy, your idea, i think, is to hang, hang, nikita, play, play, play. artyom, for some reason i think that jumping, jumping, dmitry, perhaps this is eating, eating, vadim, i don’t know, eating, you need to think, choose, choose the answer, or give your own, what you can do on a log, in this question, come on,
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she ate on a stump, she, yes, come on, there is, there is, they are also not slackers, there is, let’s check, great. all points went to queen sablia's team, you won, well, i just remind our tv viewers, we have champions in front of us, they can’t even imagine what hundreds of millions of people who are slackers are doing, or in general, this can’t come to your mind , this can’t come to your head, but this the first thing that comes to mind for millions. didn’t guess, we open the sixth line , by the way, it’s normal to take pictures, this is the first thing that comes to mind, there’s a selfie, a selfie, we would open it if it was a selfie,
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it was a simple ordinary game, you’re looking one hundred to one, we've got a double play coming up. i saw myself dead, if you see yourself not dead, then you will live a long time, premiere on rtr, don’t be afraid, i see you, i’d like to talk to you, who shot at you while she was hunting for ghosts, just don’t worry, they declared a hunt for her, kolisov is very dangerous, yes i... am now free , there should be security around the entire perimeter so that not a single mouse escapes, anna is a medium on monday on rtr, we gathered
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about ten people in the first group, there were short calls, we are going to donetsk, you are with us, yes , when my fighters come running, they carried me , another shelling began... they put me down, lay on top of me, one bullet is still in me, this, let’s just say, my trophy, we were hungry then, here comes my grandmother, she’s hungry herself, but she carries this chicken into the driveway and says: baby, feed the dogs, lend a helping hand, olga and i decided that we need to take the guys with us , i came across such people who are not indifferent, to support me with a word, hello! dear soldier, and in fact, without your help you would not survived, only ours can, honor and praise to you , what you do is simply amazing, from monday to thursday on rtr,
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did you get enough sleep? gentlemen, just a minute, pay attention , today is a big day, a big holiday , dashing, we haven’t seen each other for a long time, daring, well, you know, for every cool fighter there’s an even cooler one, you fell in love with them, but who is good for you, your wife or your boys, don’t ask stupid questions now, they are still loved, you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words, a hero of my time, beauty, rapping, the whole crew, we’re just looking at the platform, the floor is shaking,
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the stage is shaking, they’ve arrived. and changes, into the new season with a new renovation, a slight movement of the hand, we are completely faceless from this room, we are making three different functional zones, ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work, plans turn into projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our... heroes, after dismantling, much will become clear, and dreams become reality, yes, look , let them into your home, big changes
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, today on rtr, we continue, we have a double game ahead, you are watching 100 to one, i invite the second numbers of the teams here, please, swords, dmitry. saber queens olga, attention, question, what do people do to get sick less often, dmitry, get treated, get treated, get treated, before you get sick, check, get treated, no, olga, what do people do to get sick less often, eat garlic, garlic they eat, olya, correctly, normally.
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physical education, checking, sports, physical education, there is such a thing, class, order, i propose
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changing our team name to goddesses, gods, goddesses, savli, just well done, not only savli, goddesses a hundred to one, sofia, let’s continue, what else do people do, well, if we take the sports theme, then... i don’t know, they recover correctly , they recover correctly, they sleep a lot, the sun, they sleep, yes, rest, you can rest, sea-sand, rest, rest, sea-sand, well, let there be a coconut there for coconut, well, rest it may be formulated somehow, or an association, a regime, but there is a little bit more specific there, more specifically, what? it’s possible to choose from coconut , sea and sand, well, yes, a little bit , well, deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper, go deeper into the sea
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or stay on land, that’s also an option, that’s also an option, okay, a little more specifically, if possible, yes , let’s try again, anya said, a sanatorium is an option, it tells you that you are athletes, champions, and so on, so imagine an ordinary person, he wants to get sick less often, what will he try to do, we’re just you. walk yes again for you it is possible to breathe so yes it is it’s important, well, oxygen breathing in general , look, you’ve named a lot of the right things, let’s choose a couple of options left , well, we have - the sea, the sun, the coconut is definitely missing , well, there are a lot of vitamins, by the way, so as not... we have a vitamin, but no, well, wait, well, the sea i like it better
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, i like it better, so let's talk about the sea, he says, say, sea salt, say, salt water, sauna bath, salt water, or just by the sea, yes by the sea, lying on the beach, lying on the beach or sunbathing, okay , we also have three option, but you have red lights there, and if there is an error. study of course, so, let's go, let's vote, sea air, sea air? well, that’s it, okay , let’s check, well, there was no voting, voting options, i don’t know
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, it seems to me that these are just walks and what needs to be done in the thieves’ air, well... breathe, okay, let’s check the sea air, no, what to breathe, well, breathe in the sea air a little more, breathe in the beautiful air, everything can be done in the sea air, but you had a version, fresh air, walk in the fresh air air, walk in the fresh air, yes, well, either just walk, or fresh air, or all together, just walk, walk, well, better yet, where did you mean walk around the metallurgical plant... no, in nature, at the sea , for a walk, for a walk in nature, for a walk in nature, for a walk in nature, olga, you answer, by the way, for a walk in nature, for a walk in nature, for a walk in nature, well, let's take a walk in nature, well, for a walk in nature, well, for a walk, let's check, yay, you see, ordinary people, ordinary people,
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the only type of physical exercise, which is available to them is... walking, well, you understand that for athletes walking is already a recovery, yes, we understand, but for us ordinary people, for example, i was sure that i take 100 steps a day, then on me put the device on, it turned out 2,500, i felt like an athlete, the doctors say i need 10,000, so, well, svetlana, you have a chance to make a mistake, there is a chance to win right away, apparently there is a correct answer, let’s check, no, there’s no such scoreboard, but i completely agree with you, there’s no way to get enough sleep, but it’s very simple, again, very clear, repeat the question again
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, what do people do to get sick less often, it seems to me that they go to... a bathhouse, that it seems to me that they need to, that they go to a bathhouse, do not catch a cold, a bathhouse, do not catch a cold, it’s warm by the way, yes , they dress warmly, they also dress warmly, alina, say yours, well , let’s dress warmly, dress warmly, check, no, no, unfortunately, georgy, as in recent times it was like to put on a mask, mask, so, my the option was to dress according to the pursuit, according to the weather, so, i think, do some procedures to get sick less often, procedures , dmitry, perhaps vaccination, vaccination, yes, vadim, i remind you again, we interviewed 100 people, 100 people, asked what should be done to get sick less often, people answered, here are the options, on the fourth place among these
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answers was what answer, between seven and seventeen, it turns out, it turns out. so that any liquid, prevention, but monitor hygiene, maybe somehow just for hygiene, hygiene, nutrition maybe some kind, so sit down with cleanliness, yes, give some food, give some food, proper, proper nutrition, check , no, give hygiene, maybe, give hygiene,
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give hygiene, hygiene, hygiene , let's give hygiene, let's give hygiene. yes, let's have hygiene, i can't go against the team, let's have hygiene, okay, okay, let's check the hygiene, there is no hygiene, the victory goes to the girls again, in fourth place we have a fairly obvious thing called right. okay, with the score 221, 0, while our goddesses or queens, sabers defeat the sword champions, it was a double game, we've got a triple play ahead, you're looking at 100 to one.
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swords, this is artyom and saber, svetlana. attention, question: several girls are dressed almost identically, who are they? artyomda, who are these people? i think it's a team. this is a sports team. yes, yes, yes, yes,” said the team, athletic and dressed almost identically. we check the sports team, there is such an answer, but this is the fourth, if you give the answer that is higher, then
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you will continue the game. so, attention, question, several girls, dressed almost identically, who are they, schoolgirls, schoolgirls, students, yes, schoolgirls, school, we check, there is no such answer, we return. we come back, of course there is such an answer, but it is below the board, nikita, i think they are twins or, well, twins, they are dressed in the same dresses, we check the twins, as it sounds , they are twins, sixth line, five people, this is the answer, georgy, i haven’t seen several girls dressed the same yet, who is it, you said, schoolgirls don’t fit, these are students, right? they have some, well, let's
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check that where they work employees employees employees of what catering catering catering catering staff check, well, yes , like there are waiters, waiters, for example , this could be waiters.
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choir, choristers, we need the most popular, who are the most people who will answer , who yes, yes, it’s absolutely true that more people could answer, artyom, give some kind of answer, we will
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move on, let’s still check some kind of group, group, such a musical, musical, let's musical group, musical group, dance group, let's check, some like this, some like this, well, here it is, the most popular and most obvious answer remains. nikita, come on, we have two or two attempts, let's get together, actors, artists, maybe they are some kind of models, but models, of course, you have seen these girls many times, they have seen these girls many times, not necessarily on the street, not necessarily on the street, not necessarily on the street, nikita, or nikita, a relative already has a twin.
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on the booklets on all these they are checked yes yes flight attendants. here they are in first place, steordes 21, waiters 15, ensemble, ensemble songs plyassky 14. sports team - 13 tight, medical staff - 7, twins five 225, 221, the men were ahead by four points, but as i understand it, everyone is now focused, we have a decisive battle ahead, we have a game ahead of us on the contrary , you're looking 100 to one, thank you.
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watch the show, tell me, do you even understand that i am leaving the family, i always, yes, everything is clear, today, there is such news, dad will no longer live with us, he will live in another place, this is not news for me how could you
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quiet guy... we can write another chapter called three of us again. i want to fix everything. southern cyclone. today on rtr. there was no sadness, baba bought a pig. once you get a pet, life will never be the same again. will set
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everyone up. this is an incredibly charming face , to which you forgive everything, they don’t get bored at all, well, then i clean up, i ’m not bored either, because each of them is a real star, the secret of dreams, how did you agree to this, first they shoved in a red snake , our hearts skipped a beat , you are the most understanding program. animals, in a circle friends, among friends, a program for the whole family, on saturdays on rtr, we can handle it, i’ll do everything to get you out of here, let’s see what’s on the weekend
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, huh? don’t scare me, i’m not afraid of you, you ’ll still have time to get scared, this is the light, and my future wife, very nice, got out of here, i’m still at home, i’m also at home, when life is one continuous black stripe, you need try to get out of it, as an apology, let me...
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we have a game in reverse, now we have the most points, the decisive number of points, in general, taking into account the score, the one who guesses the answer located on the sixth line will receive attention, a simple question, in which proverb, saying or catchphrase is any body of water mentioned, what did he say? so, 20 seconds have passed, please, please girls , let's start with you, let's start with you, girls,
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proverb, saying, catchphrase, exactly, yes, yes, and there is a pond, and there was someone driving, driving, yes, come on, was driving, it was possible, the greek was driving across the river. a greek was driving across the river, the answer is not a saying, he sees a greek in the river, there is a cancer in the river, everything is correct, the answer is accepted, yes, boys, something looks like a verse, tell me that the skorgovolku should continue , i have a little problem with dixey, it will be difficult, your version, our version, we talked, we decided that it would be quietly . there are devils in the still waters there are devils, the answer is accepted, we have a children's program, okay, let's think what you think is on the top line,
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the most popular answer, the sea is knee-deep , we check, yes, yes, we check, what's on the first line with us, yeah, well, we have a children's, children's family program, children, keep in mind, yes , indeed, a drunken man is a godsend, but the consequences of this are usually bad, so please see yourself decently, so that we have in second place, a greek, a greek, a greek, a greek, a greek, riding, and a little later, so, we open the second line, and wait for the weather by the sea, this is what you advised to do in order to maintain health.
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we open the fifth line, well done, well done,
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we open the sixth, suddenly there is something else there, greek, greek, greek, greek, like that. as they say, at the finish line, at the finish line, the queens win, they are goddesses, our fellow champions, we have a big game ahead with the queen saber team, you look at one thing, this is a fun quiz. we have a big, big game ahead, it is the most difficult, because here you are fighting with yourself, someone must stay in the studio, someone goes into a secret scary room, then answers the same questions, your task
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is to collect 200 together points, who stays, who goes to the scary room, well, what do you want to go to the scary room, no, not really, okay, i then i’ll go, anna goes to the scary room, alina stays, applause for everyone, alina. they are not afraid of anything, they are not afraid of anything, the questions are extremely simple, you have 15 seconds, so what taxi passengers often forget is to give money, what they keep in the archive, documents, what type of precipitation is there, what again, what type of precipitation is there, cloudy , what can be edited, video, what is poured into a barrel, glass, beer, willow, we check your answers. the first question was what taxi passengers often forget, you had a brilliant answer, who forgets to give money? what is stored in
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archies? did you say documents? and just like you answered, 55 people, this is a quarter, a quarter of the 200 points, you will gain thanks to just one answer. next, what type of precipitation is there, you said, i said, you said, cloudy, you said, perhaps someone answered like that. let's check, it seems to me that no one answered like that, then what can be mounted, here there are chances, because you said video, who also answered, 23 people, finally, the last, most delicious question, what is poured into the barrel, not athletes, probably, but nevertheless you said beer is fine.
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great, that means now five questions will be asked, uh-huh, your friend, alina scored 109 points out of 200, maybe, uh-huh, now, to calm down, you need to perform the following arithmetic operation, subtract 109 from 200, what is 81, 91, and 91, well 91, okay , well 9, i’m a little nervous, 10, okay , it’s noticeable, thank you, calm down, okay, so,
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the first question is what taxi passengers often forget, their phone number, what they keep in the archive, documents, money, what type of precipitation occurs , snow, what can be edited, mm, video, ah yes, come on, come on, anyone, edit it. install some kind of pipe, that the film, film, okay, accepted, let's check your answers, so , what taxi passengers often forget, alina said, they forget to pay, give money, you said, they forget their phone number, but unfortunately, this is not the most popular answer, same as you answered, how much? 15 people, 23 people
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said a bag and 25 people said an umbrella, what do they keep in the archive? here the most popular answer was guessed by alina, 55 people said documents, 14 people said books, that’s how much money a person keeps in the archive, the question is, now we ’ll find out how much? what type of precipitation is there? you said precipitation can be snow and 20 people also said this is not bad. 21 people said hail and 24 said rain. next, you can edit the video. alina said, this is the most popular answer; film - you said that too. nine people answered, this is not bad, and
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18 said furniture, well, how would you answer the fifth question, now, what is poured into a barrel, honey, honey, barrel, honey, well, not bad, you would earn nine points, okay , we finished this game, i can leave, 22 points, got an answer, wine, beer 26, this is what i guessed, thanks boys, thanks girls, thanks everyone, these were wonderful our young athletes, you watched 100 to one, this is fun quiz on channel russia-1, see you again!
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today on rtr. hello, oksana kuvaeva is on the air in the studio, the main thing for this hour. in the kupinsky direction, the artillery of the western group of forces thwarted two counterattacks of ukrainian nationalists. latvia is preparing to expel the first russians, harmless.

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