times sorely lacking, short greetings, yes, short meetings, short messages, sms, yes, short anecdotes, by the way, my beloved husband says to his wife: lyus, but i changed you, she says vasya, and i tell you too, he says april 1, july 3, viewers who follow my work know that i love short songs, all my new ones... i united the songs with a common refrain, which sounds like this: positive life flows, it is my windy motive. there are a lot of funny stories in life, one means a business trip, a young guy comes to a small russian town, walks around the city and sees a hairdresser and it says: the latest hairstyles, the price is negotiable, he became interested, he comes in... so

a young girl runs up inside and says: what did you want? he says: yes, i wanted to know what the negotiable price is, she says: well , look, if the hairstyle works out, 250 rubles. well, if not, how much will you give, he says, i’ll give 100 rubles. let's go to the heads, the song is called all bald people don't care about their hair, all bald people don't care about their hair, that's it, end of the song, what sing? she has no hair, well, although i have a song, to be honest, about haircuts, a haircut costs money, haircuts are all expensive, but bald people don’t care, they are free, you want it straight, you want it crooked, either way the haircut looks beautiful , positive life flows, she is my windy motive, the following story: it

is based on a folk tale, the husband fell asleep, and the wife decided to check his mobile phone, looks, says: yeah, look what is written here, free sex, now we let's find out where he's going, she's dialing the number, her mobile phone goes off in the kitchen, here ’s the miniature called, why do you call so often, reminding you of yourself, thinking about you? i’m sweating all the way to the point of perfection, sergei petrovich from the tax police, what should i do, what should i do, what should i do, i ask you to forget me, i remember about taxes right this day, i’ll go and pay your pinya, oh you pinya, pinya , pinya, pinya, pinya, “i know that you remember about

me, the next sketch was born on the basis of an anecdote, it means that a man and a woman meet, it means that they have rare meetings, but everything is so filled, they are like that already in life accomplished people, she tells him, “before you, i didn’t have such men, ah, he says, well, veronica karlovna, tell me, why am i different from the others, look at her, we ’ve been dating for 3 weeks, yes, it’s only been 3 weeks, and i’m already in my fourth month, the song is called, you are my muse, katya from mytishchi, i hugged you, with hugs, i found my muse in you, and then kissed, kissed, “thanks to

the traumatologist ilyusha, who - in life ha-ha-ha, well, someone has fractures and dislocations, and i ask you, forgive me, katyusha, i hope very soon the husband will recover,” the husband calls his wife and says: lida, where are you, well, you’ve been gone for 6 hours, you went to the store for half an hour, lida, you ’ve been gone for 6 hours, she says: kolya, you love me, don’t be silent, if you love me or not, he 's fine, buy it, i bought a dress like a snatch, when the gerberas faded in the fall, i tried to fit into it in the spring with all my might

. we've been fermenting vodka for a long time, we've been fermenting vodka for a long time, we kvassem, kvassem, kvassem, kvassem, should i give you a tambourine, erasim, male age, what a jerk you are, onnaya, stop, please, pension reform, the following is called: i beg you , please come back, my normal yesterday’s salary, money has become scarce, because of the crisis, and

now cognac, i’m digging in my eyes, drip, there’s a shadow on the asphalt, drip- drip, drip, drip, i drip three times a day, the next one is from the cycle, women’s secrets, one woman says this, ver, you’re my best friend, i’ll reveal a secret, i’ve been living with a man for a long time, handsome, just, oh , just handsome, well - you know, to be honest, he doesn’t love me, hates me and can’t stomach me, well, you know, i’m 50 meters by 50 meters by 50 meters, she says, well, yes, it’s just a face, well, yes, do you think he won’t run away from me, she’s silent, well, do you think he’ll run away, no, well, he won’t run away, he says , but

of course he won’t run away, he says, but if i divorce him, the name of the song is that your chest will worry those around you. your consciousness sways and sways when you rest, lucy, i love your whites, pupils and earlobes, from all sides you are a very cool tanya, even the size of your feet is already forty- five, i care from top to toe, i have so many of you on my side, but i don’t know what to do with you, life will flow. zoya sergeevna, why did you scare your husband so much, why are you doing this, why did you tell him that three of

your four children are not from him, she, but the cat is missing, and the cat is missing. 39 years, just not to work, but i work for you, so that you smile now. life is positive, on my windy motive, life is positive, she is my windy motive.

a humorous situation can happen anywhere, even on transport, the wife calls husband, honey, where are you? he answers her: yes, gal, i’m in a traffic jam, don’t wait up soon, please don’t hurt the children, if you meet a good man, marry him, or such a situation, minibus drivers.

unique, charming, elena stepanenko. oh, now i’ll tell you a story, i’m walking home from work, it’s late in the evening, you know, yesterday it got so cold, it became so cold, so , well, i’m walking, the wind just froze everything, i’m approaching ... the entrance, suddenly at the gateway from behind me comes up the man says: take off your clothes, i

say, is this all of a sudden? he says: i sexual maniac, i say, oh, so i believed it, he says: make a peep, i’ll kill you, i say, what am i to you? exact time signal, or what? he says: don’t awaken the beast in me, don’t awaken the beast, come on quickly! i say, why is it difficult to come up to me, why freeze your beast here in a draft? he’s trembling all over, i think the thief got the guy, we just got into the elevator, he says: that’s it, here! i say, yes, please, just keep in mind that if the elevator gets stuck, the master may only show up in the morning, and you’ll have to work all night! "ok, let's come to you, we just entered the apartment, i

clicked the door, he said, why? i say so that i don’t run away, don’t think about running , otherwise it will be worse, i say, why should i feel worse, i have it worse without you, i just need better, okay, let’s do it here, i say, no, here in the hallway , don’t even think about it, he’ll hear me calling for help , he says, you don’t need to call anyone for help, i say, it will show, you’re a maniac, you have one thing on your mind, and he also says, i have there is nothing in my mind, i say, no matter what, remember why you are he dragged me here, he says, i didn’t drag me, i wanted to in the gateway, i say, that means i still wanted to, he says, well, it was dark there, but look at me here, i say, now we’ll see. as soon as we turn off the light and turn on the switch to the classroom, i hear a rustling, rustling, rustling

silence under my feet, i say: maniac, where are you, maniac, i’ll find it, it will be worse, i turn on the light, it’s not there anywhere, neither in the kitchen, nor in the bathroom , i hear me under the sofa, i move the sofa, i look, he’s lying there , huddled, shaking all over, i say, oh, you naughty cat, he says, i’m not a cat, i say, who is he talking about, he says cockroach, not in the kitchen, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, screaming, neighbors, help, i say, oh you parasite , i remembered about the neighbors, now you will answer for everything, i’m dialing the phone number , i say, valya, valya, take the pebble and run to me, he screams, why, i say, for payback, we are divorced, so don’t expect an amnesty, the

doorbell rings, my girls have come, they say, come on, show me where he’s your sex maniac, a terrorist, i turn around, he’s not anywhere, i say, oh girls, oh man, let’s go, into the gateway he wants to, he can do it in the elevator, but when he got to the apartment he... slipped out through a window with bars, so don’t believe the women, they are maniacs, they are only in the movies, in life there are only talkers left.

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information channel "elections 2024". and even on election day. apparently we'll show more than the rest. karenen, you know, family relationships give rise to so many comical things, the husband swears all over the apartment, you won’t find anything in this house, you found one boiled boiler, but where is the second? wife in response: what the second, fool, why did you grab a grip for a hot frying pan in the kitchen? funny, my husband spills a bowl of soup, damn, he says i look like piglet, the wife says: ah... and he also spilled his soup, the newlyweds after the honeymoon, the husband says: darling, yes, at the wedding you said that you can cook, you can peel potatoes, wife: ok, no problem, but how do they peel them? like a tangerine or like a banana? this artist also cooks every day, prepares

wonderful performances that he gives us from the stage, welcome! friends, touring is always an adventure, it’s always new meetings, i won’t forget how we once went to a concert in tula from moscow by car, just before entering tula. right on along the road there are tents selling various souvenirs, including the famous tula gingerbread, and i really wanted something, so i said: let’s stop. my sound engineer olya goes out to investigate, returns and reports that all the gingerbreads cost 80 rubles. but they are all different, go

choose which one you like. i go out, go up to the same tent, to the same woman seller, she immediately recognizes me, oh , hello, we love you so much, i say, thank you, it’s very nice, how much are the gingerbreads, oh, especially this number of yours. with cheesecake, i i say, it’s not my thing, but it’s still nice, gingerbreads cost 220, listen, i don’t remember such inflation even in the nineties, on my tours, friends, i have one favorite hobby, i really like to look at the signs from the window of a car or train various villages there or signs for rivers, lakes and so on, our russian fantasy is not... but who among you has not met something like chimadurovo, myshegrebova, vypolzovo and so on. i have

a record for such interesting names, this is the sverdlovsk province, there are all these cities and villagers like to walk in pairs. upper pyshma, lower pyshma, new lyalya, old lyalya. but these were flowers, the berries were waiting ahead , i couldn’t believe my eyes when i saw this sign, little dog, it means somewhere nearby, no, i’m interested in what principle they settled in, well, there are controversial issues, many years ago we we came to the moscow region for filming, but we couldn’t do it for an hour.

a sign to one village, we were immediately driving along the highway to smolensk and i see we stopped because the driver was having a seizure, i then made inquiries on wikipedia, there really is such a village, it’s mostly grandmothers who live there, god’s dandelions, but the name is probably still correct, it’s a word, but everyone reads it. there is someone, do you think, our man, with his ebullient imagination, can calmly pass by such a gift of fate, there is someone, of course, someone

has attributed below with a marker, but there is no one, we were in a pension in the vicinity, i was there too i saw enough, and my imagination was shocked by a village with a mysterious name: tatar pendelka. i remember it so much that i even talked about it at the concert in the evening. after during the concert, three women come into the loudspeaker room and say: “we are from there.” i think they will beat me now. and they laugh and say: “sergey, that’s right, he’s not a badass, he’s a badass.” and i tell them: “you just walked in, i immediately thought: three kicks.” i took a closer look, damn it.

kharin, you know, i know one funny story: a lady constantly confused the pedals, gas and brake, when she should have pressed one pedal, she pressed another, she turned to the auto repair shop, they swapped her pedals, now everything is fine. calmly presses on the place where the gas pedal was and brakes, now he wants to do the same with the turn signals, so that the left one turns on, and the right one lights up, this is very similar to a woman, i also know one story like that, some guy got into the habit of going to a bookstore to buy cereal, when they didn’t sell it to him, he started a scandal and asked a complaining book , in the end, especially for him , the books were removed from one of the shelves, millet and buckwheat were put there, and then other customers also, having bought the book, began to reach for this shelf, soon the store was renamed a book and cereal store. and we

don’t change or add or rename anything we will. on our stage, only humor and fun reign as before. elena sparrow and athena. let's meet. tutamenchiki were pierced, all in pimples like a butt, there are a lot of breaks in the bra, it’s called pushup, i buy strands in packs, better than the quality of an ax. the sheet is slightly stained,

this is a trace of auto tanning, how difficult it is to be natural, how difficult it is to be natural, how difficult it is to be natural, to be natural, so difficult, very, the depilation is short-lived. if only the legs, arms, lips are swollen by cosmetologists, the breasts are done by surgeons, i wear blush here on the walls, shadows i will live forever, how difficult it is to be natural. in the first century, how difficult

it is to be natural, how difficult it is to be natural, how difficult it is to be natural, to be natural is so difficult, very, very, oh, i have everything that’s my own, i went around my head with my lips, on my lip ... i opened three-liter jars, friends, i took after my grandfather, how difficult it is to be natural, how difficult it is to be natural, how difficult it is to be natural, to be natural, so difficult, very, so difficult to be.

naturally, how difficult it is to be natural, how difficult it is to be natural, to be natural, it’s so difficult, don’t tell me, friend, humor is sometimes difficult on earth, and it rushes into such distances that, in order to overcome, one must not board a train or... ice, into space ship, wow, the wife says to her husband, i want to go into space, the husband says, why? she says: and there you don’t have to follow a diet, no matter how much you gain weight , it’s still weightlessness, yes, that’s for sure, the space theme can also be funny, very close to us, earthlings, two ladies are talking, one is talking to the other, after all, men are goats, so i i'll tell you, you goats, in my dream he called me

instead of masha. natasha, i would pull out her hair, the second one answers her, oh, you still have flowers, my husband is an astronaut, he flew in from space the other day, and in a dream he hugged me and said: “oh, you are my green, three-eyed little one.” and who should i rip out my hair now? well, it’s okay, but on our ship, the flight is normal, the situation is normal, the scene goes on as planned... i’m meeting leon izmailov! for many years i have been collecting all sorts of funny nonsense, absurdities, all sorts of things that in my opinion are funny things, that's what happened, it turned out to be just

a whole collection of curiosities. let's start with the announcements: there was an announcement on the beach: whoever drowns will not swim again, in one house i saw such a slope down. raises, there was an advertisement in the newspaper asking for a thousand rubles to be returned for a good reward, in the store there was an advertisement: ice cream is sold in the meat department, in novosibirsk there was an advertisement: a funeral home needs a wholesale sales manager, it’s not far from us, which means there is a store like this from home, meat sold there, suddenly i... saw this announcement: in our store there is a large selection of beef, lamb and chicken, this is how delightful it was published in the newspaper: a dog has gone missing, do not offer sex, and one more thing

, a dog has disappeared, found a request to get vaccinated against rabies, here is an advertisement in the newspaper, i’ll rent a room, you can with the owners of the hairdresser, this is an amazing ad, the fagot puts it in the same place. well, pedicure, as i understand it, at one camp site there was just an announcement: the toilet is not working, please use the forest, a group of germans came to this camp site tourists, after a couple of hours they asked where there was a toilet, they were told: in the forest, an hour later they came from the forest and said there was no toilet there, and now let’s move on to wonderful surnames: there are so many surnames, well, for example, not khamkin, it’s immediately clear that a decent person is not some khamkin or grubyan, although such surnames also occur, that’s what a wonderful surname gundriser is, heavy as a bulldozer, and nevermind

a person with such a surname lived, the author of an english textbook, vera gundarizer, in in the botanical garden on prospekt mira i saw a flower, rhodo dendron schliepenbach, well, a cool name. yes, of the dendron schliepenbach family, here it is probably appropriate to recall the saying of chekhov, who said: there is no such thing in the world that would not suit a jew for a surname? there is such an anecdote: a husband saw the word of his beloved on his wife’s phone, pressed it, hoping to hear his phone ringing, but heard the man’s sleepy voice, the husband shouted: “who are you, i’ll pull your legs out,” in response he heard: “ i’m a stylist,

like once upon a time there was a pop couple in baku kakalov kukuy, real name, odessa administrator, a well-known administrator at that time kozak, said: “i don’t know what kind of art they are, but their last names are cash registers.” let's move on to the following absurdities: in montenegro , i read chicken soup on a restaurant menu. beef ear, a guide to kaliningrad, formerly kennexburg, it was written: the great german philosopher emmanuel kant lived in the 18th century in the city of kaliningrad. at the gate of a cemetery

in one city, i won’t name the name, there was a poster: “welcome.” at the station there was a poster hanging at the lobnya house of culture: vote for our candidate. director of the cemetery and further, think about your future, the alterations were not written by one odious critic: there is an angry dog ​​in the yard, someone added, unprincipled, once upon a time in our country a perfume was sold that was called a tourist, then i kept thinking : lily of the valley perfume smells like lily of the valley, and lilac perfume smells like lilac, i wonder what tourist perfume smells like, huh? on the door of one of the apartments was written: “knock louder, i still can’t hear anything.” not far from our dacha vgedeevo there is two settlements: one is the village of lizunovo, and the other is the village of perematkino. in montenegro,

not far from budva, there is a place called sisichi. by the way, there was once a competition for the most wonderful name, held throughout the country.

such a masterpiece: the aquafresh toothbrush cleans teeth in the most difficult to reach places. i wonder who told them that teeth grow there, but they sent me from the city of relsk, monastery tea, it is written on the package: god bless you, and further, the shelf life is 2 years. and finally, labels. in baku, i went to one store household, on the counter i saw three pans: one large, another medium, a third. small under large it was written gastrul, under medium gastrulk, under small

it was written gastrulchonok, i liked it all so much, i told it from the stage in baku in the evening, i immediately received a note, this is all nonsense, we have known this joke for a long time, here we have in the grocery store in the confectionery department they sell candy, crow's feet, they have the words "goose's feet" on the edge... in the store on the counter there were underpants under glass underpants, they had on them it says turus for women, and next to it they sold the same panties, but with pantaloons, they said turus with a sleeve, but this label surpassed everyone already in moscow, which means the saleswoman sells all sorts of products there , it says duck and one buyer says: give me 200 g this duckling. well , hot smoked, she says: duck meat,

duck meat - it’s me, galina konstantinovna, that’s it, crimea, 10 years in my native land, return to russia, like everyone else. chronicle of events that changed the course of history, in the first person, crimea, the path to the homeland, film by andrei kandrashov, in sunday on рrt.

i decided to move to moscow, but why? and you and i will become friends, i found a room, and a good neighbor, my mother and uchimon. died in an accident, i can’t do it, i can’t stand it, maybe you’ll go instead of me, it’s someone else’s problem, they never visited their mother, they took them and showed up, i ’m afraid that you’ll have to come anyway, is there a lawyer? wants to talk about the inheritance, about the inheritance, someone else’s revenge, the accident was staged, and you have a suspect, i ’m scared, the neighbor, however, she will definitely reveal herself, i know, on friday on rtr.

sasha, turn on the morning playlist, turn on the music. sasha, how should i dress today? stay warm and take the zone. sasha, what time is my meeting? at 15:00. sasha, where should we go tomorrow? i found three establishments nearby, but vote first. sasha, what’s the best way to get there? i've built a route, turn left, you've arrived. sasha, who should i vote for? should you decide this yourself? together - we are force! let's vote for russia! we can handle this, i will do everything to

get you out of here! let's look at the weekend! garazila, and the terrible son is a millionaire, which means what is mimash? he will spend the next 10 years behind bars, don’t scare me, i’m not afraid of you, you still have time to get scared, this is the light, and my future wife, very nice, got out of here, i’m at home for now, i’m also at home when life - one solid black stripe, you need to try to turn away from it, as an apology, let me take you to the hospital and buy you a new bike, as an apology, leave me alone. natalya antonova, yuri baturin, why are you looking at me like that, you believe in fate, you are the one who is attacking me now, you can give happiness, today on rtr. you know, karen,

the relationship between a man and a woman gives rise to a lot of funny situations, and what kind of situations, one friend asks a friend. “how did you meet your boyfriend? probably the acquaintance was unusual. the second one says: “well, listen, of course, it was unusual, i was waiting at the pushkin monument for my fiancé. before that , i went to the salon, did my makeup, my hair, and by the way, spent a lot of money. a guy stood nearby and waited for the bride. my fiancé and his bride didn’t come, then we met these guys and went for a walk around the city, in the end after all, don’t let your makeup and hair go to waste.” of course, in general this topic is really just inexhaustible, the groom says to the bride, finally, dear, we ’ll be alone, i bought three movie tickets , the bride asks why three, well, these tickets to your parents and brother, now

we will all be alone, alone with this magnificent artist, welcome to the stage of the parade of humor natalya. korseleva! in our songs, the men are so gentle, affectionate, romantic, well, they are literally knights ready for us to do anything, everything in life. everyone is wrong, i decided to sing our songs as happens in life, and not as the poets fantasized, we heard this song: i will buy you a house by a pond in the moscow region, we heard, remember, as it goes on in the text, remember, it means he bought her a house, led her there by the hand, here

she sits and looks at the white swan on the pond. fallen star, girls, raise your hand, to whom a man gave a house in