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tv   Sudba cheloveka s Borisom Korchevnikovim  RUSSIA1  April 6, 2024 2:55pm-4:01pm MSK

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i protect simple defenseless people from everything evil and make them at least briefly cheerful, and at the same time it happens occasionally that the artist awakens in the viewer a huge feeling of tender , long-term gratitude. few people succeed in this, but every artist strives for such mutual understanding with his audience. even before recent times, almost a quarter of a century, the entire western west believed that russia was on its knees, but it turned out that it simply laced up bertia, like this, when these sanctions began, i... ended up
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in moscow with a very cheerful company, where there was an american present, so he spent the whole evening trying to pick on us, insert all sorts of tidbits about sanctions, sanctions, sanctions, i was tired of it, so i think, he also needs to insert something in response, some kind of tidbit, and i said a phrase that then flew from mouth to mouth, and i began to...
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be interested in one question, what is this, a mysterious russian soul, they spend a lot of money, conduct research, open research institutes, intelligence is working, they began to arm themselves in earnest, so on a large scale, i saw in moscow one an american who walked around, asked everything, sniffed around, wrote something down. he basically asked one question: here comes the mysterious russian soul. one of our people heard this question and answered: i’ll buy you a drink, i’ll tell you, he treated him all evening, can you imagine, well, at the end they were already saying goodbye, hugging, and this one asked again, here are your riddles.
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giraffe, yesterday with screams, you freely kicked the cashier out of the cash register, this is what’s going on, only for our people, any thing goes through three stages: balcony, garage, dacha, or here ’s another example, for foreigners in paris, he says,
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it’s forbidden to spit at the seyfel tower, you know, well, you can’t come from there, it’s not good, it’s forbidden, foreigners shake their heads. and one more feature of ours is to my heart, we are not afraid of difficulties, we are seasoned and not afraid, and even in soviet times the phrase passed from mouth to mouth: “we come up with difficulties on our own in order to overcome them, it seems
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like we overcame them, and you are already a winner, but you can overcome difficulties through humor, he remember, not so long ago, unfortunately, hurricanes hit many regions, people are right there i came up with humor to cover this matter with humor, so that it would not be so scary, so it turned out, hello, how is the weather there, the wind is very strong, very strong, today i saw one man who spit out a cigarette butt five times. can you imagine, he spits it out, it comes back, that’s how they played, it’s a whole clownery, what else, what examples can you give, foreigners throw out expired medicine, and throw it away, and
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therefore they will never know that if freckle cream 52 second year of manufacture... apply to the lower back, vision improves, mom, we're in it this year we’ll go to the sea, no, son, this year your tutors will go to the sea, caricature, i... asked my friends: where will you go on vacation this year? they say: we have calculated our finances and decided that we are not tired yet. just like that, the well-fed life in the west
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relaxed them there, i watch what is happening to them, and you watch, they relaxed, their brains swam, in my opinion. yes, there is a lot that we can’t even understand, not that we don’t perceive, we can’t even understand, but we have a different temperament, we, of course, are a special people, special, this is certainly true, by the word people, i mean people of all nations of our great people, led by the great russian people, life for the people has always been difficult, so they were tempered, it turns out, strength was instilled, resourcefulness developed, ingenuity worked, such a paradox has happened to us, yes, gentlemen, foreigners, you won’t understand this, you won’t understand it, but i’m
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serious about something, yes i’m saying it, i’m a comedian, i need it to be funny, so i’ll remember one of my characters, he he said, we are simple people, let's take it... i felt the full weight of the war of 1812, and i have the willpower that you, it’s last new
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year, i completely gave up oliviera. next year i’ll give up tangerines, it’s necessary, because i need to find out why i felt so bad the first time. we know all these foreign things by heart, whiskey with ice harms the kidneys, gin with ice harms the liver, rum with ice harms the brain, this damn ice is incredibly harmful!
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come up with something like this, oh, we’re all resourceful, my friend came up with something like this, they wouldn’t come up with this in their life abroad, he says it’s a shame to his wife, this is actually a simple joke, jump on the bed, let them think that you are having breakfast, he says, the neighbors think that we are having sex, and in the morning she... already tells him: knock on the plate with a spoon, let
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them think that you are having breakfast, we are all sleepy and old young , here’s an example of the old man’s resourcefulness: on the road, god knows what a central local road, there were two traffic police officers, it was summer, the sun was hot, the day was right, well, they were standing, that means, but there were no cars on their local road, so no, an hour passes, another, no, i don’t want to leave empty-handed, suddenly they see, old the cart is riding, the old driver, the old horse, the mare is riding, listen, well, let’s at least stop her, this mare, what should we do, well, well, maybe we’ll play a prank, maybe something will happen, show your documents, the grandfather, raising
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the horse’s tail, said, look in the glove compartment, we even have mosquitoes, and they have become cunning, they fly up, sit on the bed, and... then they walk, so as not to be heard, on foot, even those who speak russian poorly, but have we have such regions, they learned resourcefulness from us, i believe, i myself saw a price tag on tights at an oriental bazaar, they wrote in tights, women's panties with long sleeves. and most importantly, the caucasian, who did not know
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how to say the word chicken in russian, pointed to the saleswoman at the eggs lying on the counter and asked: “where is mom? we are different, so what’s there to argue about? western europe is talking to two gentlemen.” i recently visited russia, yes, well, how do you like this country, it is very backward, sir, can you imagine, men there still sleep with women, but we are so non-standard, yes. and our thoughts are non-standard, and
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our way out of a difficult situation is non-standard, be calm, yeah, in one hospital they were very dissatisfied with the condition of the patients in the emergency department, they complained of pain, cried, complained about life, did not want to live at all, then the head doctor, smart, well done, he ordered the patients to be admitted to... those who ended up in the emergency department through mork, to the doctor’s question: what’s bothering you, they answered, permissions, like this, why go far, i have a neighbor anna petrovna, the road crosses the red light all the time, here she stands,
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waits, lights up, goes.
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we tell him where we saw his mother, it turns out he has a mother, we ask for the washing machine, well, where the hell is the second sock, i remember, i pawned it, where did it go, i’m asking you, we shout microwaves, yes, i’m coming, i’m coming. only our people shout at things when they hit them, suddenly , for no reason, for no reason at all, the closet that you ’re standing here, it’s been standing there for 40 years, only our people can drink five glasses of tea before going to bed, then toss and turn half the night and think, now
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get up or wait until morning. only our man can get his shoes dirty in one puddle and wash them in another, only our man can put on two pairs of socks for one foot so that the holes on them don’t match, only ours, when driving cars, he quarrels with the gps navigator, what are you doing? before i couldn’t warn you that you had to turn, finally only here, if a woman shouts, hey, you’re an asshole, everyone turns around,
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gentlemen, foreigners. and first of all , the americans, good gentlemen, i have a very advantageous economic proposal for you, you like to count money, well, i have an offer of hundreds of billions of your green dollars, listen to me. consider just one our peculiarity, then it will not exist, we need to spend these billions on weapons, on research, on answers, what is the russian soul? you see, when it’s,
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say, 17:00 in koleningrad, then in moscow. it’s already 18 in novosibirsk at this time it’s already 22 o’clock, and in vladivostok it’s one in the morning, in petropavlovsk -kamchatsky it’s 3:00 in the morning, we take turns sleeping here,
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you happen to be hungry, i can suggest you look into a restaurant for a while, in a restaurant humor lives to the fullest, feels at home, swaggers, swaggers, swaggers, i work in a restaurant as an owl, who, who do you work with, i wonder if yours is trying. .. the chef the food we eat is ours a chef should prepare food, not eat it and then end up in hospitals. eh, why haven’t they opened a restaurant yet, but let’s say, with the name grandma, where they just silently bring you food, and then they look at you reproachfully until you eat it all, and
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force it on you at the exit. napkin on your knees, menu in your hands, smile oops, you understand, understand, toilet seat, rest, chair, move it forward, ah...
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remember, your smile is our tip, the wider the smile, the bigger the tip, got it, got it, show me , we don’t mind feeding, we’re a client at night, so that he leaves happier if if you want sake, in addition to your food, don’t be shy , give it to me, but if you can’t,
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a taxi will take you, even to the ends of the earth, even to china, so go ahead for bovarskaya, a large sausage on the side, where is a piece of jellied meat, if that’s not all let us take it with us so that we can drink the sutra at home. so he takes for wonderful food, unearthly, where on the menu, miracles await you, what rushes into the paeta, happiness, any, threatening the heavens, from forward, zaedone earthly, where miracles await you on the menu, where will the extortion soup prepare such that you will eat anyone is rushing with happiness, i’m going to die. nie
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i am heavenly! hello, welcome to our restaurant, now our restaurant, your restaurant, feel at home.
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the best table has been prepared for you, you will be served by our most beautiful most experienced waitress, please? as i taught, please, move the toilet seat, move the toilet seat, napkin and menu, get out of here, i don’t understand anything, now it’s fashionable in europe, get up, get up, don’t sit on the floor, be careful, please, it’s just the way it is in restaurants, highchair , move,
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chair, move, move, sit down, move, move, move , move, move, move, move, napkin, here, here, the menu is already in your hands, and if you wait until the evening, our orchestra will play for you, by the way, laureates of international competitions. and somewhere in the morgue there is a girl in a pink sundress and her mother, and somewhere nearby she is lying, and we asked, let
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mother, mother, daughter go with us, we work on lamga, we are the ones! travinskaya parsley is good, but you know, please bring me something to eat, i haven’t had poppy straw since last night. nepoppy dewdrops, edward, will you have meat or fish? what kind of meat do you have? oh, we have
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a lot of meat, we have lamb, we have pork, we have beef, we have goat, we have, where are you going? no, i think i’ll have fish, oh, great choice, so what kind of fish do you want, salmon, pink salmon, salmon, yeah. fatty salmon or lean salmon, fatty salmon, uh-huh, fatty salted salmon or fatty salmon not very salty, fatty salted salmon quickly, please, uh-huh, fried fatty salted salmon or boiled fatty salted salmon, fatty salted salmon
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fried quickly, i ask you, fatty salted salmon fried in a frying pan or fatty salty salmon fried on coals in a frying pan, uh-huh. which means fatty salted salmon fried in a frying pan with onions or fatty salted salmon fried in a frying pan without onions, my dear man, i ask you very much. please treat my request with due attention, bring some food, i'll tell you what we'll drink, champagne, champagne with fish is drunk either by aristocrats or by degenerates. “i’m not an aristocrat, when it’s clear, you need champagne,
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what kind of champagne, soviet, soviet, champagne, soviet semi-sweet, soviet semi-dry champagne, soviet semi-dry champagne, what did you just say here, i understand, champagne,
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what are you doing, monsters, please sit down at your wonderful table, well , now let’s move, where haven’t you tried yet? , sit down, sit down, it's hot. be careful, champagne has been spilled here.
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you're crazy, this is not a restaurant. this is some kind of madhouse, and gentlemen detante, the client wants to leave, and the dessert, where, hold him, go away, him, hold him, gleb egorovich, will leave damn, he's eager to go to sokolniki, there 's a place to hide, hold me, zino, hold on, strong, move out today, and
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the child, i don't care what happens to him today, well, you can't be with a sick child on the street, let's go to me, live as you want, but we won’t be long, she’ll take yuri away, this is not our child, but he can be ours, life doesn’t give certificates, the premiere is today on rtr. if you want twice as much harvest, the best solution for you will be a mini-greenhouse-breadbasket. it will protect plants from frost, retain heat, accelerate the growth of fruit ripening and prolong garden season, the presence of zippered windows will provide quick access for watering and maintenance. we offer a choice of two sizes of mini-greenhouses, 120x60x60 cm and 120x90x90 cm. you can use it on the terrace for
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is a magnificent century, an ideal solution for the bedroom, living room, kitchen, corridor and even balcony. the carpet is not absorbent. does not fade or crumble over time, and dirt can be easily removed with a soapy sponge or damp napkins. two bright colors to choose from, blue and red, two sizes, 70 by 120 and 150 by 200 cm. mega sale of a magnificent century carpet at the lowest price from only 9.95. take advantage of this incredible offer, call now. please fasten your seat belt, it's over here. oh, the feeling will shock us today, andrey boriwa, you can say that my life was saved, i want to offer you the position of my assistant. evgenia loza.
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why me, there are many ready-made specialists. light, without you it’s as if i’m going downhill, is it? it doesn't matter. in an area of ​​strong turbulence, light, wait, don’t say anything, just think, i love you, and you, please, take your seat, flight attendant on friday, drunk cherry came out, covering our face!
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in relation to what an artist does on the stage. in dictionaries, this word is interpreted as a personality quality, a tendency to communicate with people, to speak cheerfully, peppering the speech with jokes, to have a casual conversation. the word balagur consists of the addition of words: balls, ballit meant to joke, balls, jokes, lyas, tales, and one more disappeared word: gur, that is, the speaker, the narrator. thus, the composition of two words forms
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the word balagur, who tells jokes. the word lyasy lives in the expression to sharpen lyasy, that is, to engage in playful chatter. flattering, blabbering are synonyms in the meaning of joking, joking. it is common to think that if a person has what is called a wide-open soul, and at the same time, as they say, a mouth. closes, this means disorder in the inner world. but then, as the aphorist elena sirenko said, talkativeness is the process of removing garbage from your head. like this. to why did i remind you of all this? the fact is that in our humorous business, all these skills, but only colored with artistic humor and irony, add up from all this joke mosaic into a funny story. the humorist’s goal has been achieved, you feel happy, as arina zabavina writes, talkativeness is a woman’s weakness,
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a woman’s tongue has no bones, and the only thing worse than a chatty woman is a chatty man, and if he’s a comedian, then that’s another matter, well, laughter really is health, that’s it , but in fact it’s also good to be friends with doctors, i have many friends with... doctors, and as practice shows, during a feast, these are very cheerful and ironic people, i have one friend, his name is alexander sergeevich, this is practically an honor to pushkin, he writes poems, written by such a masterpiece, an artist an honored doctor will not undertake anything, the doctor will easily become an artist if you pour him 300 grams, and he said that they recently brought a retired general to their hospital, they brought him straight from a banquet, he is already about eight years old. it grabbed me from the heart, well, the doctors say: well, comrade general, well, if so this is your condition, this is your age, if you knew yourself, you wouldn’t drink at
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the banquet, he says: sons, i didn’t drink at all, i watched the others drink for 2 hours, my heart couldn’t stand it, i have another friend i am among the doctors, lyova, a dental technician, he sometimes tells me stories, and even at the beginning of my career i used one of his stories... we have one friend, she is a good actress, she’s so sweet, here’s ira , her name is, she was invited to a film where she had to play such an ugly person, so the director says: how can i get you with a beautiful face? she says: i have leva’s dentist, he will help, and leva says, we ’ll make you so cute that the hollywood film of the same name will be jealous, when there was a fitting, that means this false jaw, yes, then the director almost lost consciousness, but the costume designer did, so they took her for this role. she was filming for a whole month, it was in the city of nanev, once - the filming was delayed, they drove her at 3:00 in the morning, which means to the house, and uh, to
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the house to go through three such wells, who in he lived in st. petersburg, he knows, yes, there are wells there, such scary courtyards, but she goes into the first courtyard, it’s dark, suddenly there’s a man’s stomping behind her, such a voice, girl, let’s get acquainted, she’s an athlete, she added speed, and there , too, apparently a person from the labor reserves, he's behind her, girl, where are we in a hurry, let's get acquainted, they ran through one arch and the second... the most terrible arch is ahead, and you know, like in a horror movie, such a lantern, she runs under this arch, remembers these teeth, inserts it, turns it , let's get acquainted, the man actually regretted that he was in this day he went outside, i say how it ended, he says, she chased him for two blocks, he says he left, otherwise he would have bitten him to death, i take this opportunity to say... hello to all dentists.
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people, i’m trying for you, i’ve worn out all my teeth, here are three people, apparently the dentists applauded, the second story is connected with an older patient, a grandmother, somewhere around 90 years old, she was distinguished by such, you know, enviable health, but she there was a problem, there was no one to communicate with, and the grandmother’s main entertainment was that she kept calling an ambulance.
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skirt, the doctor sees the result of the previous team, at the grandmother’s, it’s written on the hemispheres, in green, the grandmother is lying, in short, it’s not the end of the story, they didn’t know what to do with her, we had to go, you know, but already, here a new driver came to station, he says, guys, we... we’ll get rid of it in one day, what are you doing? which nurse sings? one: me, which doctor plays the guitar? alone, well, i can, and i play the button accordion well, now we will do everything, issue a call, which means the grandmother calls an ambulance, they arrive, she opens the door, they threshold, oh yes, well, yes, well, danai, danu, danai, grandma, ah danu, grandma couldn’t stand it, they gave her a glass, she slammed it, started up, went into a squat, half-squatted everything with a handkerchief, and once they
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left and closed the door. she’s standing there, thinking, wow, she’s screwed, and like carlson after the maintenance, the propeller is working, this mood is crazy, she calls the head physician, says: who did you send to me, some idiots, that is, gypsies or something artists, have a drink they forced me, the doctor calls me, says what happened there, they say it’s normal, everything went, they gave me an injection, we say, grandma... the doctor sent a psychiatric ambulance there, they were there for 3 minutes, what did they do with the grandma, what did they do to scare her, but now the grandma doesn’t call an ambulance, she says that she is in excellent health, i take this opportunity to say hello to all emergency doctors .
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our traditional periodical page is interesting facts that make you smile and wonder. so, did you know? if the cola had not been tinted, it would have been green. cats cannot taste sweetness. if you turn a shark belly up, it will become completely immobilized, you can do whatever you want with it. apples are more effective than caffeine in helping you wake up in the morning. chocolate is made from
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cocoa beans, and cocoa beans grow. on a tree, which is a plant, so it turns out that the chocolate is a salad. a newborn baby kangaroo can fit in a teaspoon. the earth gains 100 tons of weight every day due to cosmic dust. can you imagine? pure gold is very soft and can be crushed by hand. statistics have established. right-handers live on average 9 years longer than left-handers. longest rain ever earth, according to the guinness book of records, lasted 247 days on one of the hawaiian islands. in 1996, american larry rutman threw a boomerang, which came back to hit him on the head, larry filed a claim for
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damages for... the amount of $3,000 and won the case, just like that, here's an interesting fact, in the sentence, we continue the program.
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who are you looking for here? hello, dad! dad! boy, how old are you? 15? where did you come from? from near ivanov? from near ivanov? everything fits together. 15 years ago did you go on a business trip to ivanna? well, papa carlo?
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congratulations, your pinocchio has arrived, this can’t be, well done, but am i such a fool, panuta? of course, he doesn’t look like who he looks like, yours, mole, like yours, oh, you parasite, piece, hello, mom, boy. well, what kind of mother am i to you, mother lyuda, what else, it’s your son, that is, while i’m in ivanovo, i’m earning
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money, you’re here with everyone, please, gave birth to children, but how can your filthy little mouth say, yes i now it's you, look. don’t argue, i’m your common son, when i was a year and a half old, you shook me off grandmother, and they themselves began to make repairs, and actually today is my birthday, and anton, antoshenka, happy birthday to you , happy birthday to you, happy birthday antosha,
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andrey, antosha stayed with another grandmother, happy birthday andryusha. i love you too, okay, let’s go, i have so many things to tell you in 15 years, my dear, we don’t have enough courage, huh? premiere on rtr, oh, excuse me, svetlana kolpakova, but wait,
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champagne is flowing with my husband, alone, andrey chernyshov, why out of the blue, my whole life has been wasted, alexander mikhailov, she got into trouble. let me already order, alla, a taxi, how we used to get along without you, that’s it, especially me, from monday on rtr, rest means leaving yourself alone, rest means... not
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thinking about anything when you’re calm and completely turned off. rest is rest. we know everything about holidays. anex. montechoca cognac, a product of the stellar group. kalinon belek is a place where time stops. immerse yourself in sophistication and luxury, forgetting about time on the shores of the mediterranean sea. discover true excellence by making your dreams come true reality. hotel kalinan beleg, where life turns into a fairy tale. old barrel cognac is a product of stellor group.
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titanic luxury collection bowdum. sheaf, a product of the stellor group, i want to stay in moscow, of course i’d like to get you a job in our restaurant, i also drew a horse with wings, pigasus, after all, it will be yours, then you’ll draw it, we’ll look at the weekend, well, i liked it, yes, it’s zavyalov, our master, aren’t you?
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today on rtr. we put the news of the week without the noise of dust on the shelves. news of the week with dmitry kiselyov. sunday on rtr. i remember during the filming of this clownery, as always, i stood behind the scenes and tried to hold back my hysterical laughter. after all, after them i
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had to perform very seriously.

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