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this is just amazing, from monday to thursday on rtr, your mother has an aortic aneurysm , she needs surgery, here’s the money for your mother’s treatment, thank you, we’ll watch it on the weekends, this lisa, my dearest friend, true friendship is worth a lot, who are you chatting with, and wow , lisa, this is philip, nice to meet you, and love is even more precious, oh my god, some insidious one, he came and saw, he won, i fell in love with these devils , and you, and you are going to meet for a long time between the two of us, i have a plan for the place, put your things, i have to check them, this is yours, no, i didn’t take it, and i don’t know how it ended up in my things, yet will say they gave it to you. i sat down on half a lemon,
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dear friend, on saturday on rtr. good morning, good morning, our dears guests, good morning, our dear tv viewers, there is a fun, family-friendly, educational quiz on air 100 to one, and i welcome two teams to our studio, lecturers and... brainstorming, please come to the studio,
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you are definitely not a cannibal, lecturers, not hannibal lecturers, but just lecturers, so, maria, as i understand it, the youngest lecturer, yes, represent your team, it seems, and we are a lecturer team and represent russian society.
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it’s just the next bearded chemist after meneleeva, reincarnation, doesn’t look like, doesn’t look like, he runs his own educational blog, teacher chemistry and biology, moderator of the forum of class teachers, wonderful, welcome, so, vladimir is a person whom i sincerely envy, because as a lecturer, he gave his lecture in the arctic, last year he... visited the north pole, there wonderful, it’s very good there, you were there too, of course, but i wasn’t and i also want to envy you in every possible way, doctor of physical and mathematical sciences, laureate of the prize for fidelity of science, professor, welcome you to
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the studio, and finally nikolai, he is the creator of his own cryptocurrencies, but not simple, cryptocurrency for schoolchildren, he created for schoolchildren. that is, we start to deceive children directly, but it’s not true, nikolai doesn’t deceive anyone, no, no, no, everything is fair with him, i tried, it’s true, but he created his own umnicoin system, and the schoolchild receives bonus gifts when he gets his a’s, and even for a deuce, he is provided with sharpening, oh, that’s the thing , then okay, then okay, otherwise i thought, you know, to borrow money from my parents for breakfast , no, well, everything is wrong there, which is understandable, that means for high fives, great idea so someone should, elena, you imagine, our wonderful space captain, i will explain why, because maria was born on baikanur and she has a very modest, but
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very important dream, she wants to give a lecture in space, and we do our best to encourage her we support this, she, she is an excellent specialist, a teacher and studies and...
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they love her very much, she goes on hikes with them, a teacher, a russian language teacher, to put it simply, the children themselves have become a traveler, she is a very kind, soft, delicate teacher, how can you not love someone like that, welcome to us program, this is victoria, she is not an accomplished theoretical physicist, but she was established as the head of one of the largest public catering chains in the glorious city of sochi. wow, well done, she was also professionally engaged in figure skating, great, great, the main thing is that a person has become successful, this is masha, a positive person, she acquired a boring specialty, a civil engineer, but she changed her shoes in time, and now, and now she is
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a psychologist, a romantic specialty , raises a small son, travels, even once paraglided over the himalayas. the supply of psychologists is higher than the demand, no, the demand is still higher, i understand you, i don’t understand your clients, okay, this happens, if you tell me something, well, well, this is ilya, his profession is called an international trader, namely a trader, not a raider, then there is a man selling metal. but, in general, he can sell everything, even eskimo snow in winter at a market price in any quantity, well, except for his homeland, yes, except for his homeland, everything else is no problem, good, he doesn’t watch tv except for football and intellectual programs, he’s also very positive, kind man, partly the soul of the party, we
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welcome you, well, in general, it makes sense to watch tv, there are a lot of interesting things there, that’s one thing. so introduce the captain, our captain pavel is from the city of belgorod, he runs a transport company that... deals with oversized logistics, can transport anything, even an elephant, that’s cool, loves to travel, doesn’t like to eat fish, but loves it very much catch, an avid fisherman, a passionate billiard player, also a lover of intellectual games, the life of the party, such is our captain, great, okay, we have two wonderful teams, intelligent, i feel that the level is today. the game will be high, we are starting, a simple orinary game, you are looking at 100 to one, so we are starting,
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we have a simple orinary game, i ask here to the gaming table, team captains, we have lecturers today, and the team is brainstorming, that’s what faces, these are the kind of fans, it will be hot, i feel it, attention, the question is, what document usually has the form of a booklet, maria, great, i think it’s a passport, passport, okay, look for the passport on the scoreboard, let’s go back. i didn’t manage to take part in the brainstorming, but that’s okay, great, elena, i’ll come straight to
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you, i’m a university teacher, after all, yes, it’s important for me that a diploma, what else could it be, a diploma, yes a diploma, a diploma has like as a rule, the form of a booklet, we check the diploma, there is no such document, booklets, documents, booklets, 100 people we interviewed remembered, 40 people remembered their passport, did they answer anything about the school? you need to try to answer, yes the diary mainly exists now in electronic form, but we check the diary, these are dear friends, a knowledge society, they know a lot about the universe, a person, but not necessarily, the most
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important document, document, certificate, what document, student card, what document, usually has the form of a booklet, student card, student card, let’s check, the narrow circle of these fighters has nothing to do with you, but they are terribly far from the people, it looks like, well, good afternoon, ilya, what versions, what documents are in the form of a book, well, i happily remember my student years, so tests, exams, etc. there was a little book called a test book, so i think that’s it. may still have the shape of a book, maria, perhaps this is a military id, perhaps this is
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a military id, it has the shape of a book, exactly, victoria, i will continue the topic of tickets, exactly the shape of a book has a trade union card, a trade union card, so good for the party, well somehow not many people have a trade union membership anymore, but a pension one. pavel, the checkbook may also be outdated, the checkbook is outdated, but nevertheless exists, pavel, you can choose any answer suggested by your comrades and give his military id, military, military id, military id, check, military id and... the second line is done
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dasha a little professor, of course, okay, let's look, open in a row, so the question sounded, what document usually has a form, booklets, passport, 40 people answered, military id, 18 people answered, then, the third line:
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and a double game, you look 100 to one, i wanted it, well done, the premiere on rtr, vasya, i left you , i took yurka, no trial will give the child to the mother who doesn’t have a job and lived in the area, i need official registration, will she arrange for us else, what should we do, wait, wait, wait, let’s go, i have a child ... alla taxi from monday on rtr, they say, to you need to prepare for rest, you need to be able to rest, you need to rest beautifully, but
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real stone flowers will soon bloom, after dismantling, much will become clear. and dreams become reality, look, let them into your home, big changes, today on rtr, i know you are raising one daughter, it’s not easy, i’m also raising one daughter, she needs female participation, what to do with it, even me i don’t know, it’s a crying little thing, the premiere is on saturday. on rtr, we continue, we have a double game, i invite here the second numbers of teams, team lecturers, society, knowledge, and team brainstorming,
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attention, question, you don’t need to help me, i can do it myself,” said the kid. what business did his mother want to help him with? elena, please. should i get dressed? dress. dress. the baby told his mother that he could dress himself. let's check. yes, this is the first one. let's go back. let's go back. so, it’s your turn for elena, kirill, what could he do there? baby. or baby. can i ask my child? son, what can you do yourself? he can eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat himself, so, what is the answer, yes, yes, let’s check, so. so what else so boots put on boots
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they said they said still draw write brush maybe not so small brush your teeth brush your teeth let's brush your teeth yourself wash and brush your teeth wash well check wash your teeth brush your teeth. so also children, nikolai, nikolai, children, think, i can, but can i give you another hint, so, well, that ’s enough, well, who is our society, let’s be serious, and maybe do our homework, well, yes, in fact, we have to write and read lessons, but that means doing homework, he can do the laces himself, maybe also, so pay attention to the question, don’t help me, i can do it myself, the kid said, what business? mom wanted to help him baby baby little child yes he doesn’t go yet toys put away toys probably toys put away whatever there scream shout get
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out get out yes toys after all well yes yes okay let’s check put away the toys.
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he can walk, walk, walk on his own, what will you turn on, yes, let’s say, or what, cartoons, probably, let’s have cartoons, tv, computer, well , you have to use the remote control, yes, family, let’s do it, if the children want, we teachers, and we must, as teachers, but the last one, if i’m already drowning, i can.
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no, that’s not what we’re talking about, and the lecturers were on the verge of failure, kirill, kiri. so, well , it seems to me that turning on a smartphone, something like that, turning on the phone, looking at the equipment, they themselves know how, you see, they generally know how to do everything more than yes, that’s right, surf the internet, i can do it without you, mom, so what - with equipment, turn on the equipment, turn on the phone with the grandmother, with whom they communicate with the grandmother in the kindergarten, use some device, some equipment.
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dad comes to the store and he takes the card from his parent and says: i ’ll attach it now, i’m on my own, don’t help me, i want to buy groceries, pay for my purchases, i understand victoria, well, i think i’ll read, that’s it, i learned how to read, mom , now i want to read myself, i learned to read, so there’s hope, maybe?
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pavel, go to kindergarten, brainstorming has taken place, all that remains is to answer, go to kindergarten, go to kindergarten by yourself, ride a bike, without the help of your mother, this is the answer for the whole team, he can ride a bike, this is the version, this is the version, give the answer, we're still thinking, well let's let this be, let this be the answer, let this be the answer, go to kindergarten, get tested on the bike, read, read. 100 people to the question: “you don’t need to help me, i can do it myself,” the kid said, what business, mom wanted to help him, they answered like this, dress 33 people, eat with a spoon or fork 15, clean up toys in your room,
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10, y we could be sculpted from plasticine, put a sticker on, just play, on the fourth line , open the version that you had, draw, yes we said, and... on the fifth line, assemble the construction set, that's about this is what the kids are asking us to do, according to the 100 people we surveyed, it was a double game, we have a triple game ahead, you are watching 100 to one, russia one tv channel, we continue,
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we have a triple game, i invite you. the third number of teams to the table, lecturers and brainstorming team, so i’m already afraid of difficult questions for intellectuals, about kids there and so on. so, what does a person buy when he decides to take up horse riding, a horse? let there be a horse, well, how not to buy a horse, of course, we check the horse is even there stable in fifth place victoria, well, i think it would be comfortable to ride saddle saddle saddle.
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we check, a person who decided to learn dressage buys a saddle, attention, yes, this is the second line. we are coming to you, maria you, next. attention, question: what does a person buy when he decides to take up horse riding? he buys a subscription to the racetrack, a subscription to the racetrack, or buy classes with a trainer, that is. buys the process, i understand you, we check, yes, there is such an answer, i honestly thought that this was the most difficult thing, but we guessed quickly, the rest is much simpler, ilya, come on, come on, the most popular, i guess this is special clothing for riding, boots, trousers, in short, equipment, yes, we check, and this is the first
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place. we opened four lines of what a person buys when he decides to take up horse riding, 31 people answered: boots, a suit, 20 people said a saddle, seven people a subscription to the arena, six people decided to buy a horse or a harness, we were left with the third and sixth line of harness. unsafe, unsafe, yes, unsafe, we’re checking, yes, exactly, we’re checking unsafely, no, apparently they give out, along with the subscription , probably a helmet or a helmet, because well, this is safety, this is all the uniform, what else can you buy, maybe a whip or something to control, maybe a whip or spurs and
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spurs. what are the spurs, but this is not the same thing, no, this is completely different, let's check, what are we checking? what are we checking? what are we checking? part of the boots, probably more like a whip, more like a whip, a whip, yes, yes, exactly, not exactly, but definitely, exactly, not exactly, but let’s hope, check, there is such a version, nine people said, a whip, and oh, ah it seems we're done we bought it, the most important thing, and what else is left for us, the most important thing is that, well, we already have a horse, it’s already half a chalk, but a horse.
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people don’t think so, they believe that horses feed themselves, but can you formulate the question again correctly? what does a person buy when he decides to take up horse riding? maria, let's think about the situation, here 's a man, yes, he got ready, he thinks, so i'm starting to take up horse riding, yeah, that's what i need for this, well, i got dressed, got dressed, put on shoes, bought for the horse, bought everything, a subscription, well, there was a stable , that’s what a subscription includes is it? services of a trainer, for example, because if he doesn’t have, enter, enter, enter, enter, so, well, give you a hint, if, a little, don’t prompt at all, there’s a complex
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answer, great, maybe, maybe there are such trailers for transporting horses, so compact, look, we are simple people, of course.
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i think that this is medical insurance, because it is dangerous to go horseback riding, and of course i would call the student and ask what needs to be bought there, then, my version is that these are textbooks on horse riding or for dressage, for everything else, books that will help you learn how to control a horse, clearly, kirill, are the skins included in the inventory or are they separate skins - this is a costume, this is a costume, we decided so in a discussion with the previous team, yeah elena. said that a book about horses, about horse riding, a book about horses, the knowledge society gives a hint , a hint, a hint, a helmet is a cosmic hint, yes a cosmic hint, a connection with then a hint, okay, it says here what
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a person buys when he decides to take up horse riding driving, buying, if i further suggest, then from you, if i further prompt you. what do you have one second, book, book, motivational training, training, let me be for nikolai, what not, wait, they didn’t give us a hint, wait a second, now maria doesn’t want to take a hint, take a hint, maria, i’m for nikolai, that’s if i’m wrong, then a hint will help me, oh well, sometimes people start and sometimes they stop studying.
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we continue, we have a game, on the contrary, you are looking at 100 to one, now there will be a question where for the sixth line you can get 240 points, and for the first 15, because the game is the other way around, one question for both teams, 20 seconds to think , attention, what time?
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i ask you, in which proverb of the proverb about the popular expression there is the word patience or words of the same root, your answer? the lord was patient with us, the lord was patient with us, it was accepted, we call it ours, we call it, your option, patience, yes, come on, yes, patience, yes, the most popular, patience is work, everything before, patience is work, both answers are accepted, and then we look at the scoreboard, so, what other options do you have we thought we remembered, it was not without difficulty. this is the second line popular 30 yes the third line we have well that’s what they always say have
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patience such a god expression yes the fourth is a scary scary debatable debatable. such a thesis, but nevertheless they say so, be patient, fall in love, and be patient fall in love, endure, fall in love, well, no one guessed the sixth line, but there is a clear, completely popular expression, angelic patience, you are no different, it remains to understand whose answer is on the first line and whose is on the fifth, well, come on... let's let's start from the first line, patience is work, 15 points are yours, and open the fifth line, the lord was patient and white for us, your patience is rewarded with 180 points, but nevertheless,
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nevertheless, they are not enough, so the winners in this game. is a team of lecturers, and for them it's a big game, you're watching alone, so, nikolai kirill, a big game for you, someone has to go into a dark , dark room, i’ll go, okay, go. so nikolay, everything is simple here, you have 20 seconds for five questions, you are ready, always ready, let's go, in what month is it better to go on vacation, in may, what is specially burned, goshki, where
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people go to play, to the playground , what kind of call is there for a lesson, what is a pirate call? flag, lovely, let's check your answers, so the first question was, in which month is it better to go on vacation, you said may, we agreed with you, eight people, prices are lower, vouchers, there are more free places, but i’m a teacher, we’re leaving in may, what they burn on purpose, and we answered, pots, 21 people agreed with you, great, where do people go to play, great answer, children’s platform, five people also answered, however, what kind of call happens,
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you said to the lesson, to the lesson, teacher, of course, there is a teacher in front of us, and also how did you answer? what is 200 - 54 146 lovely, this is exactly the number of points you need to score, sorry. you don't want to get the main prize, below on the bottom handkerchief i have no comments, in this case,
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you have five questions, 30 seconds to answer them, let's go, in which month is it better to go on vacation, june, what is specially fired, pots, clay, where people go to play, casino, what kind of call is there? the last thing that happens to be a pirate, a parrot, lovely, let’s check your answers, i’m glad that we still have a fun quiz, as it turned out, it’s not necessary, it’s intellectual, so, that means the first question was, in which month is it better to go on vacation, in may yours said comrade, you said in june and the same as you answered. 10 people, 10 people, i hope that i won’t surprise you too much if i say that
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22 people answered in july, and 37 answered in august, they are not teachers, most likely they fire pots on purpose, nikolaev said, and they answered clay and 26 points, this is the most popular answer. not bad, where do people go to play? nikolay said, to the playground, 19 people, the second most popular answer, prefer bowling, and 25 people, unfortunately, prefer the casino, we don’t approve of what kind of call there is, to a lesson, nikolai said, but we need a literal match here. he is
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also a schoolboy and just like you answered exactly 15 people, great, well, finally, what happens to be a pirate flag, nikolai answered, and you said a parrot. parrot and just like you answered one person, at least i’m not alone, the popular answer was, a ship can be a pirate, 29 people, it was a great game for the team lecturers of the knowledge society, we are finishing this game, you watched a fun, educational, and at the same time quiz 100 to one on the russia channel.
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hello, on the russia vesti tv channel, in irina rossius's studio and the main themes for this hour, i just want to sob, let alone cry, thieves are a real disaster, she found out that.

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