it’s been a long time since we remembered the literary parodist alexander ivanov. i still remember one of his skits by heart. as parodists usually do, he took a fragment of a poem by vladimir gordeychev, where the following lines sounded: on a spring day, so bitter, i was granted happiness.

“the high sky was belling, and two more lines, like a green oak tree, i stood next to my grandfather for a year, like this, and now it’s a parody: the seedy pond was frog, the accordion gurgled at the gate, people got drunk in the village in the morning, people were partying until dark. the puddle was grunting with bristly disgust, the herd was wiping out the servants, the shepherd was bending over with foul language, the cows were already staggering in fear, i was sitting on a loafing loot, and the elements were bawling after them, my native deaf man was blinking at me blinkingly... grandfather, he muttered well

in a gundo-like manner about the gap-toothed toothless mouth , only it’s very infused, but it couldn’t be otherwise, and i’ll tell you that it could very well be that sometimes literary games are started on our stage, for example, my stupid dictionary has now turned into a literary game. options that appear in various newspapers. kamasutra, kamaz unloaded in the morning. zapadlo, a ufo arriving from the west. exterminator, hungry husband at the open refrigerator. schmuck, too young oligarch. parnukha bath.

russian roulette, our woman behind the wheel, samasad, brightly confessional, lie down with bones, a top model makes a career, stay in girls, spend the night in a women's hostel. completely fat-free ballerina, mint, a woman fell out of a crowded bus,

an ambassador, he was sent, and he is an ambassador, to take his soul away, to accompany his mother-in-law to the station. chief, man with primary education, a sadist, a kindergarten worker, an atm, a conversation between a banker and a homeless person, mother's tiberyak, a lover in the refrigerator, sausages, a fan of nikola baskov, but he speaks.

a chicken that had smallpox in childhood (ryaba), narrow hips, a basin, a platypus on the payroll, an orderly, a house above tverskaya where public people gather, the duma. the next variation is what the poet wanted to say with this line: a golden chain on the dupet. an accurate portrait of the new russian, love is still possible, a conclusion from a sex therapist, unworn flowers, a bouquet from her husband march 9, the next variation, it is built on

associations, no longer on colombours, it is the most dear to me, and it seems to me that this is already some kind of artistic version, unmarried. a blank cartridge, and you want it, and it’s injected, and your mother doesn’t tell you, the life of a drug addict, a bad female figure, an unequal triangle, an eye for an eye, severe squint, smog, it finally worked out, a petition for a tight door at the entrance to the subway. ruble, inexpensive woman, sausages in dough, father-in-law ate too many sausages, the victim

never found a toilet in the city, not sparing his stomach ours, our tourists at the buffet. titi -miti, mitya’s favorite toys, you can see how at different times people decipher, peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo, the rooster is stuttering, wow, damn it, well, damn it, here, damn it, maslenitsa, zaporozhets crashed into the back of the neck, cha- cha-cha, one and a half bottles of chacha, velishi, new girls on the beach, monkey,

man march 8, nobles. radiance, having the convenience of the yard, and there are words that need to be dismembered.

marijuana, marie married juanna, eg, e is a bad letter, a dish, a person of easy virtue, carrion, a bad skater. lyuba expensive, lyuba knows her worth. punch, playboy magazine, published in mordovia. zimbabwe is a wintering place for women, without a hitch izodorenki, not a man. the seats are not so distant, the first 10

rows of the stalls, there was a wet place left, the audience laughed too much, a ridiculous humorous concert for more than 3 hours, this is about us.

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today on rtr. conversation between friends. yesterday i solved three letters in krasfort, a person who is obliged to give everything he earns to another person, receiving food in return. who is this? slave. i also thought that i was a slave, but the wife said the husband. a... writes to the editor: your crossfords degrade my humanity dignity, because of them i feel like a complete idiot, yes - the wife says to her husband, you ’re very pale today, you look bad, tired, probably, you got a difficult cross-fort

at work, yes, well, stop, we’re out of paper, come on let's smoke daddy's newspaper. let's have a glass, let's light a newspaper, dad will come, but there's nothing to read, oops, what's written here, guess the crossword and win a thousand rubles, wow, 1.00 won't hurt us, but how do they guess them, well, the words are encrypted in the cells, here, for example, vertically, blood-sucking insect five letters, beaver, walks, well, a beaver is not an insect, an insect, you saw what notches it makes, it’s logical, let there be a beaver, so, now horizontally, that the guests shout in unison at the wedding, six cells, the first letter is yo, stop, where

is yo from, well the beaver was vertical, that this is a wedding with a fight, the fight at weddings is powerful, write it in all six lashes, and you turn out to be smart, if it goes on like this, 1.0 rubles is ours, and the artiodactyl animal gives wool, five letters, the first b , if five letters begin with b, it’s not a couple, but porn, hoofed yes, but it says here that it gives wool, maybe it’s a beaver again, where does it get its wool from, it lives in water, it should have scales. to be, well, it ’s clearly said here, it’s an even-toed ungulate, which means only a couple of hooves, the rest is scales, but why does it

need hooves in the water to kill fish, it’s logical, let there be another beaver, the queen of great britain, the fourth and third pensioner. stump z, it doesn’t work out, here is z5, listen, maybe not the queen, but the queen, eureka, the queen, then z is in its place, tarzanika, it fits exactly, a thousand rubles is ours, a harmful small rodent, guess what, a beaver again. you are chasing, beaver, a large, useful rodent, and here is a harmful small one, this is a mouse, mouse has three letters, here are four,

listen, w is a wide letter, maybe it should be written in two cells, you are chasing, all letters are equal in front of the alphabet, maybe rat, rat. five letters eureka means rat, who is a rat, hahl, rats, hahal, rats, muskrat, rats are the rat's legal husband, residents of ganduras, 10 letters, exactly how do you know, but i have half the entrance of these residents, by the way, does not

fit, here is the first letter and estonians, estonians are seven letters, and here there are 10, you better count, estonians four letters, that means beaver, it’s logical, think about it, beavers have occupied the crossword, there are miracles, there

’s a goblin wandering around, dots sitting on the branches, you ’re wondering how a dot can sit on the branches, boklan, dots, you have to guess, here are seven letters, the last four alkas . why? what is she doing on the branches? how does it catch jackdaws? then there's a laugh in general, the one who practices boxing, the first two letters are bo, the last yo, he practices boxing, what a crazy animal, no, don't get distracted,

the last word remains, a waterfowl with he builds huts with a shovel-shaped tail, which is real, it’s written there, yes, he builds huts with a shovel-shaped tail, well, yes, ah... well, that’s 300%, guest worker, you’re driving, there are only four cells, how can i put your guest worker in them, like with comfort? how can i fit in one cage, well, how can i get stoned, but listen, cormorant, maybe let’s quit smoking, otherwise we’ll be sticking to the huts all our lives? let's live

like beavers in water, the aphorist boris krutier has this advice to look at... with murky eyes, laugh until you cry. even it is impossible to imagine how many conflicts have been resolved thanks to a joke. humor can sometimes resolve many difficult situations, and sometimes it even happens that humor appears at a moment when it is not expected at all. i ’ll now read to you documentary remarks from film directors on the set where the battle scenes were filmed. the director and cameraman

are sitting far away, so the director is forced to shout into a megaphone in order to organize the shooting the way he sees it. so, he shouts, partisans, separate the nurse from you, the horses, take the carts, take them, quickly, i see someone’s leg waving at me, legs, legs, legs, gone, gone, who ’s out of frame, out. “corpses of partisans, come to me, i’ll tell you something!” the cars were loaded, the partisans walked on the water, the corpses lay down, the horse, if you hear me, shout, yes, shout, if you see me , operator, don’t shoot, officer, before the car runs over you, don’t get up, lie down, woman with

breasts,

once again, get ready, there’s a motor, the camera started, wait, i’m stuck, another driver, back to the original, attention, motor, yes, the camera has started, yes, yes, no, no, i agree, scene 15 2 dear, you are ruining my actress like that, this is impossible after what nature has done, so everyone, get ready, non-animator, yes, the camera

is on... wait, what an idiot, forest frame, and this is our producer, vyacheslav igorevich, where are you taking our decorations, to the market, to the workshop, work, comrade, work, yeah, igorich, buddy, that means my beloved, my beloved, you lust, you understand, yes, yes, believe me, believe me, my friend, so, attention, engine, there is, camera started, stage, four, kalima, what, igor lavenovich.