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karen, to find something funny, you don’t have to come up with something, it’s enough to see, remember and tell our viewers, meet, eh , stage, alexey shcheglov! i listened to our songs on the radio today, and i came to the conclusion that almost all of our songs are about love, it’s as if people don’t care about anything else besides love, but i think that songs should be modern, topical, they should reflect pressing issues problems of people, well, for example, you all know this song very well, call me, call me, yes, what is this song about, a woman is waiting for a call from a man, she is suffering, well, what problems, just call him yourself, it seems to me that in our time this song can be sung

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i found a thousand in my coat, how wonderful my life is, i have a cloakroom in the theater, i’ll go live in london, you all know this song very well too, mermaid dolphins, what dolphins. i’m saying that the songs should be closer to life, more understandable to the people, and in our country, by the way, most of the population lives in rural areas, which means we need to sing this song, but about the problems of rural areas, the veterinarian drank for a week, drank 10 bottles of bitter, although he set out to make the cow conceive a tsar, he found a groom for her so that

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time... fed, she fed him every 5 minutes, she gave him something in that open mouth, because she has a fad, she always thinks that the boy is not eating well, light, he is eating so poorly, he is in general today he didn’t eat anything, eight times a day, is that really a lot, she fed him all the time, so after the action he asked her questions, mom, i don’t understand why, why lensky, yes, he died because... him shot, she says, why? because lensky didn’t eat well, she has an answer for everything, you know, for absolutely everything, we have a friend, she goes to karina, she goes to complain about her husband, well, that’s her thing, well, she has no one else, she comes to karina, karina listens to her, listened to her for a month, two, a year, then she got tired of it, she

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eat it, my dear, eat it up! and the grub eats, here this juice, it flows down his hand, it’s very tasty, he sits and says: kharin, isn’t this khenkali, this isn’t khenkali, look at the khenkali my mother has, learn why you have one onion here, she says, why one, a lot of onions, well, i just remember the time when books were held in high esteem, everyone was collected, karina’s library was the best, everyone knew about it, and at that time i was studying and during my studies i needed a calderon, i ran to karina, i say: karina, help me, i beg you, help me, i need a calderon, look whether you have a calderon or not, if you don’t find it, i don’t know what to do, karina, that’s all, this is death for me, she says, wait, light, don’t die, sit , sit, drink coffee, i’ll take a look now, i ran into another room, came back 5 minutes later and said: “i didn’t find the caldron light,

i brought analgin.”