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tv   Nevesta komdiva  RUSSIA1  April 29, 2024 12:15pm-1:10pm MSK

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altitude 1.500 occupy 9007 accepted i am performing a touch general fifty-seven is heading straight to the mountains , would you order to change course? answer 101-mosotni 7 101 i answer as the visibility is fifty 7 the visibility is good mountains visually observe continue the descents i carry out.
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young man, you have nowhere else to look, i look at what i like best, don’t break your eyes, you really are, you are very beautiful, maybe i fell in love with you at first sight, this is completely in vain, i already have a fiance, oh how and where is he? it’s sunny in the garrison, i’m going to him. and who is this
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lucky? division commander, why didn’t he meet you in the car? but he doesn’t know that i’m coming, it’s a surprise. comrade general, the identification system has failed. that's how it's meant to be. to check air defense. mayor, please report that an aircraft without state identification has entered our area of ​​responsibility. are you testing me, kulin? nothing will work out for you. this round will be mine. this target, comrade general,
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as soon as it entered our zone, turned off the identification system, turned east, is now moving along the mountains, contact with the target, contact with a stable goal, give kpenito the missile regiment, the goal is to destroy, there is to destroy the goal, conditionally, of course, give the commander of the air force. fleet aviation headquarters, give me the commander, major general borzunov is on the line, please, even the commander, i report, a conditional enemy has been found, i left my grandmother, and i left my grandfather, comrade general, the target is gone, roman nikolaevich.
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stop where you are going, the steppe is not enough for you, go away, go away, i made headlights for you.
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reached the control point for the turn, let's call, fifty this, fifty this, how you hear, reception, fifty 7, answer 101st, fifty se, yes! well, he’s silent, silent, comrade, general, disappeared, raise the search engines, yulka, i’m still on time, and i waited, styopa already wanted to leave twice, and who is styopa? yes, my friend, classmate, we have tests in the morning, nothing. tests are waiting, yurka, give me your finger, what, dina, what are you, yul, marry me, dina, dina, oh, my father will kill me, he won’t kill me,
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now you have a defender, then he will kill you, he won’t dare to take you . raise up, urgently search group in square 1704. gen, how about it? you don’t understand, there can be no talk of any wedding until graduation, so that means no, i promised my father. damn, i was supposed to take off a minute and a half ago, so will you marry me, gen, we have to wait, i can’t wait, gen, wait, let me talk to
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my father, do you have anyone to wait for? garrison is sunny, your suitcase, yes, mine, i will help.
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where was he hiding, who told you, well, who told you, who came up with the idea that i don’t love you, every gesture, every one is sacred, your soul is great, your voice, my heart, teaches me no
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i will never be able to stop loving you, and you will always, love. me hand grenade rgd5 offensive combat deceleration time 3-4 seconds, grenade weight - 310 g, radius. damage from fragments up to 30 m. excellent, senior warrant officer morozova. so, comrades sailors, today’s training task is: throwing combat grenades. but you don’t have to throw, comrade captain. charter, internal service of the armed forces of the ussr, paragraph 140. a sailor is obliged to conscientiously study military affairs, diligently, firmly, and remember everything that his commanders teach him. and if you leave him alone, otherwise we’ll have a charter until the evening. we have no more questions to listen to, comrade captain, sailors,
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wolves, hares, come to me, hey, bunny, you’ll freeze, ensure the safety of the perimeter, eat, eat, carry out,
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collect the thyme, grandfather will drink the check in the evening, eat, what does he look like - then, there is blooming under your feet, blooming, blooming, under your feet, under your feet, thyme just came out of this, okay, i’ll collect everything, it will be healing. oops,
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i order you to start throwing a live grenade, but let me go first, comrade captain, i give you permission, the rest are at liberty, markina, morozova, on the way out to the line, follow me. excuse me, comrade captain, senior warrant officer morozov, repeat the task, i pull the pin, hold the safety, throw a grenade, after 3-4 seconds, it explodes, that’s right, get ready for battle, yes, i’m ready.
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why did we throw away the pin? how will we report then? don’t worry, comrade captain, i’ll report back, comrades, but you don’t know how to get through the sunny garrison, something, insert it, i just threw it away, what the hell, lie down, i’m not? you hold, hold morozov's fuse, you lie down, who i, no, i said, you, i said, hold the fuse, no, don’t, i, don’t, what, comrade, i can’t do this anymore, i, i’m quitting, ajila, who is she, get up from me, here military training ground, they... for walking and dancing, why did you hang around here, i didn’t
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wander around, but went to the garrison, why across the training ground, because yours said that it’s shorter, after me, hares, wolves, to me. i repeat once again, who are you, you helped better, i order you to answer, don’t you dare lie to me, i didn’t even think about it. i'm actually going to see the groom, the bride is boorish, rude and ill-mannered, this ill-mannered boor, captain botkin, by the way, he just saved you from death, he’s still a boor, a live grenade for 3 seconds is all, you would have left a wet spot, comrade captain, but he
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missed the rabbits, he was collecting his own flowers , what the hell, is it really a hare? comrade captain, so i’m a thyme for tea, stick this thyme in yourself, there are three outfits in the queue, there are three outfits, but in an amicable way i would give you up to the tribunal, don’t you dare punish this soldier, sailor, sailor, he’s not it's my fault i’m guilty, you will stop disturbing me, i will stop if you promise me that you will not punish this young man, this does not concern you, here i am the commander and i decide whether you have a wound, wolves, b! a suitcase, books, a civilian in san-hour, there is, if you don’t listen to me, i’ll find someone older than you , i’ll call and get to him, yeah, i’ll also complain to my cousin, he’s in charge here, great, i ’ll get to him, you know, what, get out of my sight, wolves, take them away, leave, eat, don’t tear my books, there are hares where on
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the perimeter, and no thyme, and well girl, such a truth will reach your cousin, well , he’ll be a fool, i’m your new neighbor, well, and a new part-time district police officer, after graduation we immediately agreed to submit an application, well, what a wedding, come with us, guys, this is my girlfriend, she was yours, she will be my, pain, sasha, sasha, survived, it’s already good, i can... i’ll hug you, fear, i don’t advise you to complain, if you blurt out a word anywhere, we’ll bury you in the forest, despair, there is no evidence, no testimony, yes they will, please do not interfere with an honest and fair investigation when you disappeared without explanation that it was honest,
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a secret object, it hasn’t been painted for a long time, well , let’s paint it, come and of course take pictures, this is the dof, dof, the officers’ house, the cultural center of our division on the one hand, on the other on the other hand, the school is where we raise our children, comrade political officer, well, we ’ll still be walking for a long time, i need to submit urgent material to the editor, a report should be published tomorrow, but you’ll have time, you’ll have time to drink a glass of tea or something stronger, tea. .. well done, and this is the headquarters, the division commander is waiting for us, stand, but first the alley of heroes,
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comrade political officer, well, this is a must now, without heroes there is no way, what were you thinking, to plant a combat vehicle with the corn farmers, why the hell did you forget on this airfield, i indicated everything in the report. hit a powerful downdraft, the plane was thrown to the ground, i had to land urgently, it was thrown onto the airfield, lucky, comrade general, why didn’t i take off right away, the cow got in the way, hid under the wing, if not for her, i would have managed to fly in on time, because of your cow they had to raise a search party, do you understand the scale of this emergency? guilty, general, ready to answer to the fullest extent, senior lieutenant chukinova, remove yourself from flights, i order you to proceed to the galp watch under arrest until the end. investigation, there is, let me go, go ahead, just like that, i sat down on
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the field and made an offer, can you imagine, granny, what a bastard, this is awol, it smells like a tribunal, and what should i do now, but i would sit down and fly away with... without hesitation, granny, but how the institute, yulechka, you fool, the institute won’t leave you anywhere, your chukkin will drink out of grief or crash, or worse , find someone else, but he doesn’t drink with me, everyone drinks out of grief, call him right now, really , let's. hello, please connect me with senior lieutenant chukin, you can’t, but you can’t convey a message either,
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thank you, give me here, connect me with kamdiv, yes, yes, lyudmila vasilievna, son, you are my golden one, no, i just missed you, yeah. why is your voice like that? emergency, with chukin? with your main ace, no longer the main one? nope, yeah, where is he? yes, well , come on, i love you too, come on, bye. well, everything is fine, your pigeon is under arrest, so what’s good about it, but the fact
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that they are wingless, so go to it now, before you make another nest for yourself, i’ll definitely run, come on, grandma, can i take it, he he loves very sweet things, but take it all, grandma, thank you very much, i ran, bye, bye, tell me everything, okay, maybe the guy from yerevan brought me some cognac, no, thank you, that’s right, i don’t approve of it either, well, comrade correspondent, do you have any more questions, yes, if i may, and the last one, your unit is considered the best in crimea, how did you achieve such results, the whole point... everyone should know exactly what they are doing, according to subordination, how is it? write, lieutenant, you must know everything
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and want to work, the captain must do so to say, to organize this work, the major must know where and what is being done, and the colonel must independently do the paperwork. to find the place where he needs to sign, the general must independently sign in the place that is indicated to him. marshall, excuse me, please, can you slow down? yes, yes, of course, the marshal must clearly and clearly express his unity with the opinion of the minister of defense, yes, and the minister of defense must clearly and
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clearly... “young man, here is the army, everything is serious here, in this case, if you allow, i i have to take a couple more photos, yes, of course, please, comrade major general, i said that it’s not allowed, but she’s rushing like a tank, well, who’s in charge here, well
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, let’s say, me. in this case, i demand that you punish me, because the sailor, it’s not his fault, it was i who got under those grenades of yours, and bochkin has three orders in front of him, and it’s me, it’s my fault, just a second, sasha, i’m coming here sideways immediately, yes, well, well, who are you, i'm katya, very nice, katya, katya petrova, katya petrova, katya petrova and... why are you here are you doing? well, actually, i came to see my fiancé, so congratulations, well, who is our fiancé? i’m kamdiv’s fiancée, comrades, see the correspondent out the door, is that right? thank you, tova, thank you.
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comrade captain, the division commander is calling you urgently, clearly, free, there is, the devil knows what, listen, girl, maybe you made a mistake in the division, well, this is a sunny garrison, so you weren’t mistaken, listen, i’m a division commander here, and other division commanders in the solar there is no, there was not and there will not be. yes, comrade general, captain bochkin, i arrived on your orders, captain, come in, if you're talking about a grenade, then wait with your grenade, some kind of vaudeville is being played out here, that's what it is, my fiancé, a military commander, what's his name, koshkin, general koshkin, what a general he is, he's a farmer, general, he set up a visiting house here,
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signed letters to girls throughout the soviet union, you are already the third. he has a fiancée, where is he? dismissed, reserve, transferred to reserve, what should i do now, go home? no, i can’t go home, i can’t go home, i can’t, can i stay with you, i agree to any job, well, i can’t, my parents are at home they’ll laugh, well, the parents are there, the whole squad will laugh, that’s it, touch, captain, see the girl off. there is a bus.
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why am i such a fool? no, i'm the biggest fool in the world. thank you, don’t be so upset, you are not the only fool, you are the third who is already coming to us, and how many such brides does he have in the country, the country is big, thank you, you consoled me, you know, it was actually a rhetorical question, can you there was no answer, why are you smiling? why are you smiling, i said something funny, funny, answer, i’m asking you, i thought it was happening again a rhetorical question.
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but i still won’t return home, i’ll go to the city, get a job there somewhere and work, so you’re afraid of your parents, but they’re the ones who are afraid of me, why? well, because i am so, so unlucky, clueless. well, i wouldn’t say that, but as you would say, i would say, you ’re smart, smart, well, i have to go, i
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need to serve. must, goodbye, goodbye, oh! here's your book: romeo, juliet, shakespeare. thank you. i went. goodbye.
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the fire consecrated on the holy sepulcher is a visible, material evidence of the victory of light over darkness and life over death. descent of the holy fire. live broadcast from jerusalem. on saturday at 13:00. it is so beautiful here, especially at sunset when the horizon fills. and moristo polobol, i hate it, although the places here are really beautiful, excuse me, but this is a bus to the city, from the city, and to the city, and to the city only tomorrow, like tomorrow, but what is it? that everything is gone, this is
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the most terrible day in my life, and koshkin, of course, are you also koshkin’s bride, yes, bride, only not koshkina, but chukina, imagine, from today, i imagine. what are you going to do? i’m not going to do anything, i’ll sit here and sit until i’m blue in the face, i won’t move, this is of course a great idea, but at night here it’s very cold, there’s a military garrison nearby, i live there, you can spend the night with me, yulka, hello, give me a lift, hello, pasha, yes, of course, well, come with me, let’s go. hello, meet me, this is dina, the bride, my
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name is yulia, and i’m katya, it’s very nice, he arrived to our half, please, just be careful with the books, okay. come in, your father is coming late, so get settled, your father is probably a military man,
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yes, he is a military man, just relax, i’ll be back by the time he arrives, that’s it, i’ll run, and you can cook dinner for yourself in the meantime, and i can do it for everyone cook. i don’t need it for everyone, my father is trying to go to the dining room, there’s a cool lady there , it’s for you, it’s for me, oh, what’s this for me, for you, for you, who else, a real farm, try it on, oh, we’ll live together, dinka, what do you think, great?
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as you say, pasha, you yourself are a street person, you were and are, and now according to the plan of life, entry, legal marriage, yours, beloved, well, you still need to be settled.
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where it is not supposed to go there is a protected object , well, not to this protected object and you need to go to chukin or something, i didn’t guess just a couple of words , well, since i’ve arrived, i can already see him well, it’s not supposed to if you tell me again that it’s not supposed to, so the threats are carried out, listen, help, please, but in a human way, well, i really need it, what do you need, but there it is, yulia,
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yulia, well, yes, she’s talking wants - but it’s not supposed to, we’ve already talked to her, she says, we’ve talked, forgive me, but you tell him that i came specially and that i have very little time, in general, yulia asked me to tell you that she has no time to talk to you here , she doesn’t have much time, she doesn’t want to talk then, he says, what then, when then, is he completely out of his mind, that you ’re crazy, i’m done, then he’s free, that’s it, he says, now he’s free, free, well, yes, he says, he’s free and that’s the end of the conversation, and if
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the chukkin said, well, you know, well then there ’s no need, i left. left, you don’t need to tell her anything, but if julia said it, well, you know it, yes! one two three times, one two three, hold your leg, it’s deadly! hello walrus, excuse me, yes, yes, where is the store? just turn right behind the barracks
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and you’ll see him immediately, thank you, one, one, one, two, three, “i’m listening, let him come in, oh, what i’ve lived to see, the commander of the fleet aviation himself meets a simple division commander, but it’s not good to receive an old friend across the table, well, when we go fishing, later, roofing, we’re up to our necks, yeah.”
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porzunov is inflating the story, he wants to reach moscow, so i will answer to moscow. let the one who confuses his own airfield with a collective farm one answer. senior lieutenant chukin made an emergency landing on my orders. i checked his readiness for an emergency situation. tolya, you're protecting yourself, old man are you putting yourself at risk? i repeat. senior lieutenant chukin carried out my orders. well, why are you so stubborn, tolya, where is the elder now, well,
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your pilot has flown, now let him sit for now, and you think carefully, but now you will have to think a lot, in 2 weeks, the may 1st holiday, the authorities are coming from moscow. gave your division, how will you receive the distinguished guests? well, do you even understand that now everything should go at the highest level without a hitch? yes, i understand, i understand.
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i live here, and what are you doing here? salad i’m cutting, yulia let me spend the night, but where is yulia? left, said it would be soon? okay, do you want a cutlet? andrey ivanovich, you can’t help me, i don’t understand anything about this, let’s help you, there’s no need, you’re
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so economical, i’m sorry, i’m done. so quickly, it happened, it happens, excuse me, i’ll go again, comrade captain, well, maybe then cutlets, so i, i’m not not for cutlets, so i’m not from behind the shelf either. okay, which one is mine, where is more, thank you.
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since i'm almost hungry, let's have some tea. why did you come back? anatoly vasilyevich, can i stay with you, but where am i? in sunny? child, well, this is not a resort, not a sanatorium, this is a military garrison, well, maybe there will be a place for me, i’m a teacher, i can be russian, i can teach literature, i can
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teach first-graders, do you have a school, a school? i have it, only i still have a full set of teachers, there are other vacancies, do you even understand what the army is, my grandfather fought, died near kiev, only now is peacetime, but where can i find a job for you, well, you have there are nurses, snipers, signalmen, relatives. you send it to the switchboard, i’ll go, it will go, do you even know what kind of work this is? no, but this is a dangerous service, one after another they leave by telephone, they are boiling, but they are chutins, they are going on maternity leave, i agree, i mean, will i go?
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