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tv   Nevesta komdiva  RUSSIA1  April 29, 2024 1:10pm-2:01pm MSK

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everything is still ahead, i foresaw my fate, now everything is just coming true, i surrender everything, with joy, let’s all wave our hands when everyone is at home with timur kizyakov, on sunday on rtr, the seventeenth, knock-tok-tok, it’s possible, it’s possible. pasha, why is it, i think we we’ll live together, well, we haven’t been scheduled yet, it’s not supposed to, dean, don’t worry, marinka, cool woman, goodbye, oh, this is my room, personal, individual, only mine, it seems, my marinka, right, marin, calm down, the direction
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is from here, marish, marish, why are we making noise, well, can you imagine, the seizure of territory, listen, i’m an ensign, i have the right to live alone, that’s right, of course you have, there weren’t enough of us ensigns yet. bring in, excuse me, marin, yes, she’s cool, but i’m bad, no, marish, listen, if i were you, i would never let anyone into my room she let me in, she lay down like a corpse, but she didn’t let me in,
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hold on, friend. hello, my dears, mommy-daddy, i’m doing well, they accepted me, it’s just wonderful, well, your friend is sleeping, she’s sleeping, but you’re not sleeping, but i don’t want to yet. well, tell me that i suddenly came, and that i can’t just go and come to my father, well, you just didn’t show up for six months, otherwise you came before turbation, you tell you studies, never studies, did you
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drop out of college, no, with swore at a boy, dad, what kind of boys are they, well, yes, come on, report, i came to... so that my grandmother would tell me that you have problems, so i came to support you, well done, okay, don’t worry, everything will work out for me, and you’ll go back to school tomorrow, and i’ll be calmer this way, and i ’ll be calmer when you finally get married, get married, get married, it’s clear, that’s it, you’ve sung with your grandmother, yes, you’ll get married. who should i marry, look, the girls are growing up, they don’t know how to cook, dad, just be quiet, what are you doing, these are not cutlets, be quiet, he’ll wake up, he’ll wake up, but at least he’ll know the truth,
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i live with the divisional commander, though not koshkin, but kuzina. divisional commander koshkin, unfortunately, was temporarily transferred to another unit, on a secret mission, and for now i was offered to work in a garrison school, in my specialty. climb! get ready to exercise! good morning, good morning, exercise is good, but i’ll go straight to some procedures, of course, you’re burping, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, and i’ll go to the sea, well done, i’ll take a walk, otherwise i’m still really busy i didn’t see, temodan,
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leave the driver when you get settled in the hostel will bring it, thank you,
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tolik, let me go, go, sasha,
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like that! you chose the wrong tactics, your bochkin has been taking water treatments at sea since 5 am, and you keep preening, well, let him bathe, but i don’t want to get up before the pitokhovs, but you want to get married, but zabochkin, yeah, i want, look, here are some don't be lazy. spirits get up, who is it? look, no, well
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, look, she’s there again, uh-huh, good morning, you haven’t left, no? why do you see? where is your hr department? combat unit, headquarters, headquarters - this is straight to the right. oh hi, hi, what are you doing here,
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i’m going to build a part, and you know where it is, no, you too, let’s go look together, come on, yes, oh, cat’s bride, why did you show up, not dusty, yesterday you got my marinka, today you got to me. but we are not coming to you, please, call the head of the combat department, well, consider it already, i’m the boss, come in, sit down, well, what do we need, we need to get a referral to the service, what service, it seems like this is a teacher, well , firstly, not a teacher, but a teacher, and secondly, the commander personally sent us to the switchboard division, at the switchboard, yes, at the switchboard
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as telephone operators, stand up, what, excuse me, stand up, i said, the names of petrov, sobitov, well, where are you going like this? i still don’t understand whether to serve at a dance or in the army, i see, wipe off the lipstick, take off the trinkets, put up the hair, she hung her shaggy hair here, now there are no complaints, not yet, i feel they will... “please, give us directions to go to work, oh, where
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did such polite brides in our garrison come from, from moscow, and to travel at home, how did she look at you?” something else beger, beast, oh, hello, thank you for helping with the hostel yesterday, what else do you need, contact the commandant of the hostel, and we are waiting for the commander of the communications battalion, why? we’ll serve as telephone operators on the switchboard, serve, seriously, absolutely, i even have a direction, i have a direction, come on, why, we’ll give it to the battalion commander, leave it, i’m the battalion commander, oh, they
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’re going to serve, but where’s the military uniform? the road worker was dear, but he immediately disappeared, and this is chaos, and if you go to the zone, lest he repulse you again, they’ve already detained him, no, it’s unlikely to work out, leonov’s nephew, regional prosecutor, sergei leonov, you know him, your nephew hit a motorcycle with my son on an suv, make an appointment in the prescribed manner, don’t pretend that you didn’t recognize me, love overcomes everything,
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although at four, i’ll put all matters aside, then i’ll screw the horse. then i’ll set fire to the hut, just not to work, that’s right, full house and company, premiere on may 1 on рrt, i can’t live without thrills and hot passions, in short, she says to him like this, i want a child from you, and he’s like, what are you thinking of doing, and she’s crazy to him, that you’re amusing me here and there, preventing me from watching, and we’re watching and hugging, let’s get together with the whole family, you you know how... to spend a romantic weekend, marry me, five new, beautiful, tender, hug stories for you, well guys, advice for you, look at the website in the app, oleg, who ironed your shirts? these, well, these, these, so
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myself, myself, well, yes, for the first time i see that you ironed your shirt yourself, and who would be in charge of me? listen, i ironed it myself, washed the floors myself, i cooked my own food, why don’t you listen to me, really, really, i did everything myself, really, myself, really, myself, you’re offended. i went to see my mother again, so, i have to go to work in everyday life, or what? well, i love you, i love you, take it, just please don’t
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start, okay, i told you that everything that happened was in the past, you are the only one for me, i won’t give you to anyone, and i will you. here are some fresh new ones, give me a computer kit, live, i have some kind of dexterity, once and full wardrobe, of course, i’m the boss here, i have everything under control, listen, boss, the door is open, how many times can i say, excuse me, comrade lieutenant colonel, i was just about to blurt it out, i’m staffing the youth. everything is fine here, the flower garden is for completion, my fiancée, and so he brought you, i understand, well, congratulations, the right thing, necessary, young, most importantly
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promising, who is she, and sobitova dina, very nice, dina , deputy for the rear, oleg semyonovich markin, let’s get acquainted. listen, well, if you suddenly need something, you come, we we will always, as they say, help, clothe, but where will you serve? in the communications battalion, on the switchboard, eh, no, that is, the place is good, yes, it’s warm and dry there in winter, my wife works there, anya, well, you ’ll meet her later, oh well, it’s staffed, i won’t interfere, all the best, and smash the door. that’s right, comrade lieutenant colonel, my boss, such a guy, so that we, uh,
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have an order on the organization of watch service, uh, outgoing 216, wrote down, yes, 316, 216, 216, then, the general staff. order to send three officers for admission to verun, yes, i understood, i’m signing up, but i didn’t understand anything, this is an order for the academy, you understand that bochkin dreams of this, lara, where are you going? give me the tickets, what kind of tickets? well, which markin brought to the cinema today, a work novel. so you gave them to me yourself. darling, later, okay, now i really need it. okay, faster,
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faster, faster, that’s it, you’re lovely. go, comrade, captain, decide, has your dream come true? what dream? treasured. the order has arrived at the academy, the main thing is to report quickly write to kamdiv, he is a referral to the academy, and i will endorse him too, thank you, larisa, i just don’t know how to thank you, well, as usual they thank girls, but how? well, really, you don’t know? no, i don’t know, well, invite me to the cinema? and the cinema, i understand, yes, just this evening they are showing an office romance, a movie about love in the service, yeah, okay, then i
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’ll find out about the tickets. you don't need to find out anything. there are tickets. well, then i’ll meet you at 19:00 at the cinema. good good. comrade, captain. we were deceived. i see. come on, i'll show you the switch. tonight bochkin and i are going to the cinema. what a beauty. larochka, look. oh, so this is nonsense? she is koshkin’s next bride. i don’t know, i don’t know, newspapers don’t lie or make mistakes. oh,
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verochka, you are a grown-up girl and should know that even the newspapers make mistakes, and you were rude to her, you would make peace with her, but i didn’t quarrel with her, as you know, but if she complains to the division commander, and you know his character, yes at least to the commander, here you can drink tea, sorry. meet the replenishment, the shortest deadlines to train to work on the switchboard, there is training, in general, comrade commander, don’t worry, i never worry, sailor loshkina, sailors petrov, sobitova, there are questions, the mattresses have no questions, i have, when is the bus to the city, why do you need , well, i need to go to sevastopol tomorrow, i haven’t served a day yet, who’s asking you, sailor
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loshkina? the relationship between them, the internal rules of the regiment and its units, as well as the responsibilities of the main officials of the regiment and its units. responsibilities of officials not specified in the charter are determined by the relevant provisions and instructions. the provisions of this charter, including the duties of officials of the regiment and its units, apply equally to military personnel of all units, ships and subunits of the soviet army, navy, and border internal troops. charter, learn
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by heart, thank you, we will certainly study it, no thank you, but yes there is, no yes, there is, but just eat, what to eat, not to eat, in the sense of eating food, but eating, i order you, forget these yours, thank you , please, hello, see you goodbye, hello, you're in the army, now, excuse me, i just didn't think you were in the army'? words of elementary politeness are not excluded, remember, in the army they don’t think, in the army they follow orders, they carried out the order, then think, you understand, understand, understand, not understand, understand, and so exactly, so exactly, understandably, in short, set out so that bounced off my teeth, excuse me, please, but cramming is far from the best method of learning. yeah,
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i absolutely agree with you, there is a much better method, it’s called a guardhouse, i won’t step out of it rooms, until you learn the regulations, i’ll come back and check, lyudmila vasilievna. to the commander of the fleet aviation in sevastopol, i'll wait, i'll accompany you, maybe you want some tea or something stronger, i want to give him something stronger when he returns, well, he's a division commander, an officer on duty, first of all, he's my son, okay , alexander nikolaevich, it’s lunch time, let’s go to the canteen, please, the serviceman bears
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personal responsibility. for the defense of his homeland, he must protect the interests of the soviet state, promote strengthening his power and authority, sacredly and inviolably observing the constitution of the ussr and soviet laws, fulfilling the military... oath to be disciplined, honest, truthful, brave and not to spare one’s strength and life itself. kat, i’ll go, and i’ll get tired, then i’ll learn, and if comrade captain comes to check, we’re not there, do you think he doesn’t have other things to do? dean, dean, dean, well, you’re in vain, i’ll quickly cook homemade meatballs with gravy for pasha and come back, not with gravy and with gravy. so, defending them in battle is like...
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you’re sure, not very much, let him do the second let's come, come on, come on, let's hurry up, it's loading, hello, can you tell me where the dining room is, hello. and you're new, right? yes, i will work on the switchboard, dinara, and i’m kostya, it’s very nice, and to me, kostya, where is the dining room, and i’m going there,
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come with me, may 1 says moscow shows, we went to demonstrations, i like.
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seven eight how many will there be someone at work speaks a lot and loudly if you answer then with humor i chop oak don’t pluck problems with water light housing and communal services i don’t know what else geometry algebra physics a set for headaches god forbid now if he wins 100, hurray, 100 to one, oops, every saturday and sunday on rtr, everything between us is given in the past, i am now with yura, but i’ll beat you off anyway and you ’ll be my wife, don’t be too upset, if anything happens, call me, lord, what is this, huh? you are our relative, right? sister, nastya
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was looking for you all evening, your phone was turned off, and where were you at night? yura, you will go from eight to 12, but i didn’t kill anyone, i will do everything to get him freed, i promise, we will get you out, you know, kirill says that kirill says, don’t let my affairs interfere, i really want you ... happy, i'm happy with you, city of brides, thursday friday on rtr, prisoner our chukin, he refuses to eat food, he ’s on a hunger strike, but he hasn’t declared anything, he just doesn’t eat, he can’t dress up, it’s already difficult to buy bread in the store, we’ll carry it from the canteen, but it’s not me, it’s pasha, i cooked him homemade meatballs, rode all the time on government-issued orchs.
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and borscht, goulash, salad, everything that’s on the table , swords, maryush, are you screwed, did you just come, take it higher, mother, i mean, mother, oh, yeah, this is for kamgil, mother-in-law is more important now. and
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thank you, please, hello girls, hello, please, thank you, oh, what! yummy, but this is not for everyone, only for comrade divisional commander and his family members, bon appetit, thank you. very tasty, you’ll be amazed, but very tasty, bon appetit, thank you very much,
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that’s right. i don’t understand anything, she likes it or not, of course she likes it, look how she devours it, not like her son, he eats up everything, oh, marish, it’s time for you to get married, and you’re still drying up, so forgive me, lord, the general, the general’s wife already needs him, but maybe i’ll become one? no, i'm in my head i understand everything, but here, well, i can’t help myself, when i see him, so lonely , so small, i so want to take him in my arms, who, cousin, what a fool you are,
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delicious, right? what will we do in this current situation? do you want me to go? so what do you mean, yes, can we go straight from here? yes, of course, help yourself. no, don't be disdainful. thank you. so, mm,
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it’s really delicious, much tastier than our canteen, right? is it deliciously prepared? delicious. why are you fixing it, like on a name day? let's. "lean in, you need to gain strength, that's right, before tomorrow on a business trip, but today i would suggest going to the cinema, there’s an example there, and there are no tickets anywhere, comrade, the main thing is to stick with me, everything will be fine, little boy, thank you so much for the delicious lunch, you’re even i haven’t eaten, nothing, next time i’ll definitely come and eat something, and this is for you, thank you? bon appetit, all the best, i’m waiting for you in the evening near the cinema, thank you, yeah, yes, but the door needs to be lubricated, no , i should eat first, then lubricate it, but i
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thought we were going to be together tonight, i i wish i could cook something else tasty, come on... we’d better go to the cinema, you need to be friends with markin, the boss is still, god forbid he gets offended, you know, wow, the place is in the very center, what a man, hmm, and it’s really delicious, nastya, oh, katya, are you free? well, are you going to the cinema in the evening? do you show movies? well, of course, in the dofa. do you want me to get you a ticket? although, what am i saying? you will already have the best seats.
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why? come on, in our garrison everything is simple, there are no secrets, it’s practically a family. you want to get married, you don’t like my son, so what? you are his mother, mother, it’s very good that i met you, your son sneakily ran away from... me, ran away, it looks like him, so, so what next, your son is the most
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unscrupulous, dishonest person of all i met, hush, hush, he pretends to be another man, writes letters to girls, deceives them, seduces them, my son, your son, do you think i’m the only one, he writes to girls all over the union, they come here in batches, that you are you making a fuss? some kind of crazy person, you tell me don’t believe me, i don’t believe you, but i can show you the letter, i have it, don’t, shut your mouth, oh, i can’t, i tore them up, but i have witnesses, goodbye, katya, do you even understand who you’re with? just now i was talking to koshkin’s mother, what koshkin, what koshkin, this is kamdiv kuzina’s mother. like a cousin,
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comrade senior lieutenant, they brought you lunch here, you have nothing to do, go, guarding the entrusted object. okay, i'm leaving, damn, well, well, forgive me. “ forgive me, you’re already in trouble, and i’m still offended, but i acted like a fool myself, really,
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well, yes, like a fool, but in love, very, simply, somehow unexpectedly, all this, what is it, well, morning, a plane, a ring, a proposal, how unexpectedly, you and i..." 2 years, this is what we're friends with 2 years, well, yes, they went to dances, walked along the embankment and never kissed, then bam they got married, why didn’t they kiss, they kissed when i saw you off to college, on the plane too, i mean for real, for real, uh-huh. how do you know how to really teach? you’re a fool,
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comrade lieutenant, will you eat it? understood! hello, on the russia tv channel , irina rossius will present in the studio and the main topics for this hour.

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