tv Nevesta komdiva RUSSIA1 April 30, 2024 12:15pm-1:11pm MSK
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today, april 30 , is the international jazz day promoting peace, a holiday that was established in 2012 when unesco called it art, unity, dialogue and expanding contacts between people. when louis armstrong was asked what jas was, he replied: "if you 're asking, you'll never understand." today is april 30, 2024.
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friendly match in artistic gymnastics took place between the men's and women's national teams of the soviet union. by mistake at the door of the tsun of spectators, you are a very photogenic sailor petrova, the winner among the men was eduard azaryan. to take the oil that no longer flows by gravity, you have to spend additional material resources.
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they rush, they climb on themselves, who are they climbing on, i don’t know how i know, it’s dark, but you anya, you need to go to the political officer, let him he will work there along the party line, or straight to the condiv, birch two three, i don’t know, maybe, yes, alik is very afraid of the authorities,
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let me talk to his father, he will make him so afraid, no, no, i want to, so that so... so loved, not by order, birch 2.7, what, what warehouse, birch 2.7, connecting to the tower, yes, okay, i have voices, why are you snapping, markin, what is this, put it aside, nothing like that, go, put yourself in order, yes. wash yourself, come back, yes, why are you on the switchboard now? sailor petrova, where? she said that she urgently needed kamdivu. divisional commander, of course, work. sailor
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petrov, i see, they decided to deal with nonsense, i said that for all personal issues i receive on monday from 12 to 14 o'clock, and it seemed to me that this is a question that we have already closed, no, we have not closed, there are people who ask me about ours with you relationship, who is asking specifically, tell me, well, well, you can tell everyone that this is not true, as... can you imagine, i will line up a division on the parade ground and announce to them that sailor petrov is not in a relationship with me, well you can publish a refutation in the newspaper, don’t fool me, everyone who
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hello, hello, you’re a loser, orphan, i have a task for you. i’m ready, i haven’t said anything yet, it doesn’t matter at all, you can’t give a bad order, i have a task for you. strategically important, i’ll make it, i need a cake, i’ll make it, which one, festive, the same, like for a birthday, i did it, it’s your birthday, for yours, oh, i didn’t like it, no, why did you like it, wonderful cake, thank you, but now there’s another occasion, what, the anniversary of the commander of the air force and navy, oh, but it’s not for you cake, why should i, well , it’s just me as a donor, we’ll give it, that is, i
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’ll give it to you, everything will be fine, you know, it’s a responsible event, so i hope everything will be done for you, maybe by tomorrow evening, i’m already doing it, thank you please. “anatoly vasilyevich, it’s nothing, captain, of course i understand that it’s work, but still, the may day holiday needs to be prepared somehow, i want you to let the sailor go. petrova, come to my rehearsal for the play, petrova, i’m not holding her,
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something happened, nothing, she’s in a lousy mood, well, you can lift your mood with something hot, i tried it. it doesn’t help, i told you, he won’t allow us, schukin won’t give us happiness, yulka, why are you dramatizing, like in the theater, everything will be fine, i can consult you about love with me, whose father and boyfriend are contra, i don’t know what to do, it ’s not easy for me either, then you’re in the right place. the feeling that somehow everything is wrong, well, somehow everything
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is stupid, i’m going somewhere in the wrong place, before there was a goal, i was going towards it, but now somehow my aim is lost, uh-huh, but how the goal is nothing? “i don’t understand, i’m confused, what to do, if you love a person, then you have to fight for him, fight, you know, and not sit and wait by the sea for the weather, how to fight if the battle is lost before it has even begun, andrei, dzhan, fell in love , yes, arman ashadovich, go to hell mother." and the guy should be such that he’s reliable, behind him like behind a stone wall,
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reliable, no, well, you’re going to let petrov come to me for rehearsal, i said, i don’t keep her, and if he’s stubborn and callous, well why do you need him like that, who is your bochkin, he’s not mine, why are you smiling? it ’s not funny, what should we do with chukin? bridge, the fritz opens fire,
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romeo appears to the sadkapulette, romeo, lieutenant chukin of communications. only you are not a chukin, but romeo? yes, sorry, lieutenant romeo chukin communications. only those who have never been wounded laugh at wounds. by the way, romeo has already served, right? let's not get distracted. juliet appears at the window. further. but quieter, what a light in her window. sun. rise up, rise up, the beautiful light of the eclipsed moon was shining.
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why, romeo, are you? oh, renounce your father’s name, and if you don’t want to, then just pledge your love to me, and then i won’t capulet. i swear. romeo, can i use the text? by text, by text, answer me or listen more? is this from the text or from himself? according to the text, according to the text. but i just didn’t understand. tell me, capulet comes from the word catapult, right? well, the rehearsal is over for today. my dears, romeo and juliet, i ask.
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today at the national hockey championship i won’t leave this katya without supervision, that’s also right, sour cream cake, soviet union. msu, mayak will talk about this meeting at 18:35. birch 23, connecting with molga, connecting. birch 25, locator, connecting 2.8, connecting, forget-me-not connecting. berez 2.8. birch 2.5, plush warehouse. pash, when will you arrive? dean, well, 25 again, i’ll be driving back and forth all over the district until may 1st.
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i need to answer urgently, i’ll call you later, or is it better if you come, okay, while it’s 25, what should i make candy? to begin with , return the birches 23, i connect 25, i connect the locator, we transfer the last of the lime, the khabarovsk regional komsomol organization was handed over passing red banner, well, why do this, dina, i, well, this is from the heart, from the bottom of my heart, sincerely, well, forgive me, but yesterday i was wrong,
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do you have relatives? no, i’m an orphan, but markin doesn’t know about this, does he? how's your uncle general? what? uncle will come to see dina and want to see those who he seeks to be her suitor and he himself sends away these suitors. for sure, markin will be afraid if the general orders him. well, where can we get such an uncle general? listen,
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my father has a dress jacket. i can take him unnoticed, great, all that remains is to find a suitable uncle, and remember, ayvazyan brought some director from sevastopol, for sure, well, i don’t know, girls, i’m afraid, but you don’t want problems for pasha? no, well then my uncle has the most honest rules, come in! comrade captain, i urgently need permission to leave garrison. did you just come for this? yes, i ask you to issue permission urgently, because i am in a hurry. where? we need to go to sevastopol. cause? to the theater, where you need to pick up
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costumes for the performance. “i agreed with lukov, i was also going to sevastopol, i can take you there, maybe we can go for a walk, we’ll just go to the cinema, we’ll go to the cinema, well, yes, oh, but i can’t, i need to go there on a personal matter, well, on a personal matter.” so in a personal way, okay, i’ll report to the commander, i don’t think he’ll mind, thank you, comrade, captain, freely, you misunderstood, i’m on a personal matter, just not for myself, i need help there, it doesn’t concern me, go, sailor petrova, i want
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will not return, and i’m on another issue, i still won’t return, wait, you don’t understand, we are preparing congratulations for the anniversary of the commander from our unit, we really need an actor to play the role of the general. only convincing, well, the most convincing in front of you, although i won’t take part in this, turn to vasya shilovsky, he outplayed all our commanders, but how to find him, there’s his rattle down the corridor, but i’m warning you, he has a character he is heavy, especially when he is under this case, well, i see you, this is not will stop, but is he a good actor?
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it’s me who forgets the text all the way, well, as you understand, i’m not joking, i’m absolutely serious, i look like kutuzov, i don’t understand, do you agree, forgive katerina, but no, i play on stage, not in life, well, shakespeare said that the whole world is a stage, we are all actors in it, for me personally shakespeare. i didn’t say anything like that, you refuse to save two loving hearts, two loving hearts, you’re not used to saving hearts on stage, oh, their name is, well, how can they do without
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kutuzov, oh, so you agree, the costume, the props are yours in life. there is no place fake orders and shoulder straps. tatyana, hello, glad to see how you are, how is sasha? he was drafted into the army. well, you know very well why i’m here, and you’d better keep a low profile. oops, let's go for a ride. come here, i didn’t pick up the phone, i dropped the call, and then at all.
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i’ll put all my affairs aside, then the horse shugan, then the hut i’ll set it on fire just so i don’t have to work, right? full house and company, premiere on may 1 on rtr, everything is in the past between us, i’m with yura now, but i’ll beat you off anyway, and you’ll be my wife, don’t be too upset, call me if anything happens. lord, what is this? you are our
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relative, right? sister, nastya was looking for you all evening, your phone was turned off, and where were you at night? yura, you will go from 8:00 to 12, but i didn’t kill anyone, i will do everything to free him, i promise, we will get you out. you know, kirill says that kirill says, don’t let my business interfere, i really want you to be happy, i’m happy with you, city of brides, on thursday friday on rtr, you will, uncle general, be a real flying kutuzov, so okitele. in the closet, how are we? class! wait,
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will the jacket fit on him? if it fits, we’ll wrap it three times like you! girls, i’m so grateful to you, i think it’s such a cool idea, if only everything works out, everything will be fine, you just have to act strictly according to plan, right? yes, that's it, i ran, otherwise daddy's curfew will start, come on, that's it, girls, bye, good luck to you! bye, yul, i’d better put it in the closet, otherwise marinka will see the questions, i won’t fight back, what if he figures us out, who? vasily?
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major general, and she is a lieutenant colonel, she is not obliged to report to you, yes, of course, it’s my fault, that’s right, i’ll have a serious conversation with you, i’ll listen, why are you the only one harassing my niece, shalmets, shalmets, sales general, forgive me , so low with the adjutant at the time, and not with me,
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the general did not catch the forgiveness a little. so that tomorrow he would cancel all business trips, uh-huh, and let him get married, but now i’ve caught on, there is, let go, get married, thank you, uncle, okay, okay, nephew, don’t joke so much anymore, so tochtogenal, i won’t do it again, we give our word of honor, i believe, but i’ll check, i understand. hi, uncle vasya, it seems to have worked, yes general, or maybe a drink, so to speak, finding a leg, i can’t, i have to go to the service, uncle, i have to go to the service, but
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i understand, no, i just wanted for future happiness, well young, so to speak, a little bit, for happiness you can, but you need service, nephew. uncle vasya knows what to do. hello, yes, kuzin is listening. hello. of course, i remember about the anniversary. whoa and mom, what a bride, inessa, yes, yes, well, it ’s mom, yes, of course, i’ll definitely be there, see you, stanislav, viktorovich, huge hello, yes, see you, uncle, okay, that’s enough, well,
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let’s go, no time, nephew, not time, comrades, everything, everything is fine. wait, who are you? i'm lieutenant colonel markin, uncle vasich, not pavel, pavel is an ensign, who? yes, i love him, oh, forget it, here’s a man, you want to get married, i really, uncle, i really want to, so get married, because if he doesn’t want to, then only according to the law, according to traditions, dowry, yes what kind of money, are you crazy, shut up,
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dress jacket, tell him i took it to the dry cleaner. at the dry cleaners, everything, everything, everything is gone, it’s the damn uncle who got drunk like a pig, and that he got me married to markin, he got me married, and markin, he agrees, he wants to get married, if he ran away from him, where’s his jacket? kiitel, he is on uncle, dina, we are preparing for the anniversary of our respected person. look here, general,
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okay, look at the documents, just this, dry cleaning, jacket, sunny cousin, take it out. so we need a car, we need to find a car, go to sevastopol, kamdiv soon for his anniversary, and where will we find a car, pasha is on a business trip, pasha is on a business trip, so, pasha is on a business trip, bus, bus in an hour, guess what we say, julia, you ’re asking me, will the commander kill her, will he kill us? then markin will kill me, but first he’ll get married, i’ll kill you myself now, girls, where’s the jacket,
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quickly, quickly, father will come now, yuli, but there’s no jacket, like, just like that, dina forgot it at her uncle’s, vsevopol, dina, i didn’t do it on purpose. girls, what are you doing? my father will shoot me! well, i made this mess, and apparently i have to clear it out. no, it's my fault. it was i who agreed to this idiotic adventure. oh no, it's my fault. what kind of jacket did i give you? where are you going, katya? what do you think? should the division commander surrender? i'm with you. wait for me, i'll change clothes now. sailor, open the documents, i didn’t have time,
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senior lieutenant sevastopol’s argument, excuse me, comrade, senior lieutenant, but i need a pass, there's our pass to... general, general, general, the general is tired, he wants to go home, but if he wakes up now, you won't find it enough, i understand, open it, so... volodya, a car to sevastopol with
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a stop home, dad, this i’m to blame, no, it ’s all because of me, comrade general, don’t listen to them, it’s all my fault, me, and now you’ve calmed down and... i wish you good health, comrade general, lieutenant, where is the office of the general, which one? general's cousin, second floor, how's the service, son, excellent, comrade general. idiots,
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what's wrong with the jacket, let me report, it's delivered general cousin is this what it is, and this is your jacket, i ’m making a fuss, you’re a drunken piece of shit, i ’ll kick you now, you understand, general, i’ll kill you, comrade major general, don’t, i ’ll explain everything now, let’s sit well. i'm busy at home.
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so, what do you want me to do with you? comrade major general, i deserve the most severe punishment. how much you deserve it, and in the totality of crimes, you break the chain of command, you got into a telephone conversation with the commander, you also organized this circus with the cutie, of course you need to be taught properly by your sincere confession, i’m just sending
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’ll come in as an ass. the following situation has arisen: my mother is once again trying to marry me, and i intend to stop this in the most decisive manner. what do i have to do with it? well, you are brave with us, you immediately get into a fight, you cut the truth in the face, so to speak, although it is not the truth. this is true. we'll discuss this later. in general, you will play at the commander’s anniversary. mine bride for one evening, are you serious? only i will have one condition, well, you allow yulia chukin to date, no, well
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