“go to bed, dear, go to bed, and it’s early in the morning, go to bed, straighten the hooks, but it’s not at all necessary, uwe’s blouse, that’s how it goes, yur, lie down, put a hand under my head, lie down, my dear, so that we’re comfortable with you it was, well, well, closer, closer, yurochka, like this, i really want tender words, kind, affectionate, that you can take off and fly and fly, i’m listening to you, dear! good morning, dear, good morning, my dear, how are you feeling, how can i feel next to you, good, i'm happy, thank you, well, dear, come on my unspoken words, i really want to, i won’t get up until you say it. don’t get up, okay, yura, well

, remember these kind words, please, well , i don’t know, in general, i don’t know what he doesn’t know, what to tell him, i don’t know, i’m also yur, lie down, my dear, lie down. we’ll lie there until you remember, i’m terribly grateful to you for lying with me and not getting up, remember, my dear, well , it’s probably time to go to work, i waited, i remembered the kind word, it’s time to go to work, dear, today is sunday, go to bed, my friend, it’s time to go to work, well, yurochka, darling, well... well, i understand what he’s saying,

he understands everything, come on darling, let’s get up, come on, let’s go to work, get ready, come on, darling, thank you, dear, thank you, yurochka, thank you, can i kiss you, yura , you can, look how well it goes, thank you, yura, thank you, your applause, yuri, i opened your eyes to your husband. yes, really, after all , look, legon right away, i really want to, i really want to go up to a man, to go up to him myself and say: “my dear, i feel so good with you, i feel like a woman with you, it’s such a great happiness to be woman, next to you, i’m proud of you, i love you, you’re mine, you’re the only one, my dear, my dear, my beloved, yura!” lyuba,

lyuba, where are you, i’m already here, nina, what the hell, speaking the table, do you hear, the carpenter, but i have a co... he said, if you look out the windows there are only women, and that means you’re in labor, and i ’ve had a little drink today, but women, i’m not women, i can’t tell them apart, even if they waved their children, listen, pillarman, my wife

was supposed to give birth to a child a month ago, as i directed, she probably already wants it, i understand. you're a nice person, lyuba, where are you, i'm already here. lyuba, come to the window, don’t comb your hair, i saw all kinds of you in the bathhouse, remember the bathhouse, who else was there with you besides your godfather, that’s right, your man, semyon, so, lyuba, he... this is yana, listen you, man, if you

're drunk, stand up quietly and don't make a fuss. please, lyu, lyuba, lyuba, otdatusi, tati , tati, tusi, tusi, tusi, taki, taki, lyuva, lyuva, not my forget, it’s me, your vaselok, lyubasha, and you haven’t changed at all, you look good, lyubasha, come on, jump, jump, lyu, lyuba, why do you have a belly? do they take out one thing and put another in? pisa, can you hear, leaning tower of pisa, turn down the alarm a little, please, luva,

show me the surprise, who we have there, lyubasha, make me happy, daddy, please, that means so, i ’ll close the votes for... i’ll close it, then i’ll open it, and we let's laugh together, lyuba, closed it, ahtonk, i open it, and tattoo, tatsi, tatsi, here, that's why he's ugly, lyuba, so he's older than me? you carried him for 40 years, the same one will just hatch and beat the folder, saying that this is a female doctor, but why is he a man, if he is a woman,

you know that i’ll tell you this, it’s a whole day, it’s all alone. i know that when i’ve had too much to drink, i can’t even watch the moonshine, for two hours, even you know, it fools me, and it’s a whole day, nothing but women, and i still have my own home, oh, oh my, i want a face. that lubart and that you’re at home, it’s all hockey, that

i’m feeding your boar so that he dies, put lyuba on three times, lyuba, but how can i miss feeding, i... i finish eating after it, what they say is that it’s worth the whole village, lyuba, it ’s so inconclusive, then i miss you so much that lyuba, no, no, no, i didn’t bring you a package, why, lyuba, they told me that you have a lot of milk, everything is fine, lyuba, no milk, it’s healthy, what? lyuba diapers, and i bought, of course, only two diapers, lyuba, but the big ones, lyuba, don’t miss a thing, my godfathers and i

walked in them for a whole week, tested them, do you hear, here i have my own little things, you have them there hot water is available. “maybe you’ll stretch it out? no, well, no , no, i just thought, what should you do, there’s nothing left to do, i think you’ll take a rest with the housework, what, darling, yes, what are you, lyubasha, the village is rejoicing, rejoicing, lyuba, what are you, everyone congratulates me, they ask, who is the father, well, a shooter? probably, but it’s you, lyuba, if you don’t look like me, you ’d better quickly change with someone, then it would come out to me that such little ones can’t be drunk, but are you serious? ,

this is news for me, it’s okay, lyubasha, bring home the blood, i’ll quickly teach you this business. lyuba, here’s some guy calling his woman, tell this zinka that before you had to hide, now what’s wrong? , what, it helps to give birth, and they called the baby a little girl, christmas trees, so why are you whispering under your breath, come on?

it’s still not the work that’s bothering me there, but the motorcycle, my grandfather brought it from pinsk, lyuba, why are you being clever there, i’m being stupidly purely concrete, you see? i ask who we have there, like a girl, lyuba, like a virgin, wait,

lyuba, how come, lyuba, you and i don’t do this, but somehow lyuba, wait, i fed you vitamins for nine months. you sharpened four of my bear's onions like a beaver, you're in vain, shut up, i understand, you 're in the wrong bed, lyuba, there are only women here, they breed with women, you should have been closer to the men, oh dear -luba tears from oak. okay, i’ll go, i’ll impress my godfather, zina,

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everything is in the past between us, i’m with yura now, but i’ll beat you off anyway, and you’ll my wife, don’t be too upset, if anything happens, call me, lord, what is this, you are our relative, that’s right, sister, nastya told you all evening, your phone was turned off, and where were you at night, yura, let’s go, his released, i promise, we will get you out, you know, kirill says that kirill says, don’t let my affairs interfere, i really want you to be happy, i’m happy with you, city yes, i didn’t kill anyone, i’ll do everything to brides, thursday friday on rtr,

my dears, our show... is gaining momentum, now, this is what will happen now, believe it or not, but i don’t know, no, who will perform, i certainly know, this is what this artist will do, i honestly don’t know, because he just loves to give you and me surprises , stage, always unexpected sergei grabotenka, regina egirovna said that... she doesn’t know what to expect from me, i don’t know myself, i have this proposal for you, my friends, do you mind if we do the next small part of our we’ll dedicate a wonderful program to poetry, to be honest, i really love it i’m sorry, i’m writing my own poems, you know, i decided to call mine drobotushki, i

’ll read something to you today, it’s not just my authorship, which is surprising: almost every karapula has some kind of backstory, biography, fate, if you want, when there was a pandemic, we went to one of the rare concerts, i remember, as soon as we entered the theater from the service entrance, the grandmother on watch immediately screamed in the back: stand, and you have a pr code, it turns out you need it, you can’t do without it even the artists were not allowed anywhere, and i then i realized that a new profession had entered our lives, i managed to dedicate a short poem to the representatives of this profession, i will read a short fragment: in a troubled hour in bad weather, which god will not give us, i check

qr codes, my position is curast. this poem is about how a man should always keep his word, no matter what the cost, mikhalych once rang my doorbell, don’t be sad, seryoga, i’ll sing to you now, i never lied. as he said, he immediately got me drunk that evening. this woman's poem is called joy with tears before our eyes. the cows were running somewhere, the grass was drooping with fear, an interception plan was announced. i

got my license yesterday. a man’s pain, i’m very thin, fragile as a dish, who’s to blame for not getting stronger in body, i used to walk past a pond, and crying ducks would throw bread at me, by the way, probably this same poem could have been written. call it a woman’s dream, because there is no woman who would not dream of losing weight, and you know the women’s mantra about losing weight. get the fat out of your belly, into other people's clothes, stay there, forget my name.

another female tragedy, a poem about about how inexorably and quickly time flies, dedicated to svetlana roshkova. in the subway there was a guy sitting opposite me, smiling, my pulse quickened, i was jubilant as if in heaven, so he sat down next to me and admitted, you

look so much like my great-grandmother, i can always give you all examples, i was at a lecture, a guy read a report about what happened on earth before our era, why... the bastard looked at me sideways, apparently i confused all the professor’s plans, he cast his sidelong glance at me, said that we descended from a monkey, and he has long suspected from which one, you remember, a couple of years ago, some western companies, including mcdonald's, left russia; they thought we would die of hunger without them. as you know, a holy place is never empty, a network immediately appeared, a tasty spot, they say that avtovaz liked this name so much that they are even

thinking about rebranding, and soon avtovaz will be called that, it’s going well, and i wrote such a small requiem for mcdonald’s , mcdonald's is good riddance. “we don’t need your food, maybe someone jumped up a little, but how shawarma perked up, a little about modern youth, baby daughter it came to my father, asked kroha, stripes are good, dad felt bad, dolcevita or a monologue of a socialite, i’m looking at the sea with

a cup of cappuccino, next to my villa, orange-colored, a yacht is laid up, men are playboys, girls, learn to choose wallpaper. about harsh but ardent male love, for the sake of my woman, i will put aside all matters, so that she doesn’t sit in melancholy by the window, then i’ll shoot a horse, or i’ll set fire to a hut, she can’t live without her favorite thing. a modern juliet writes to her romeo. sms: maybe you ’ll be interested, i’m getting pregnant day by day, i don’t

know from whom, i’ll be honest, but i’m feeling sick stronger from you, well, a little history, the tatar khan sternly shouted: slavs! pay a bribe, the slavs answered him, but rhyme is prohibited here, so let, my friends, a good rhyme help us. live better and better, watch the full house, be healthy, because, as the ancient zulus said,

there is no one in the world. vaccines are stronger than healthy laughter. thank you, friends, once at one of our concerts a woman ran out of the stage with a bouquet of ros and said: “reginochka, i love you so much, i don’t miss a single sold-out show.” gives me flowers and whispers when you return to moscow, give these flowers to my beloved kolya baskov. my dears, an unusual vocal group will perform now, i am sure that each of you will really like it, and that woman with flowers would have to come out today with four bouquets, i

imagine with pleasure. to you team group, for your attention, a musical lecture about fashion, ah fashion, ah fashion, it’s like the weather, it’s constantly changing, and in order for us to keep up with it, we have to try very hard, tennis for wild prices, the lady walked in them like a heron, edging sighing, she will come home barely alive, ah-ah-ah, she will say passerby, what a fashion it is these days, but we

still love it. the song says that everyone wants to be fashionable, but not everyone succeeds, now people wear sweatshirts and hoodies, sportswear, sneakers and sneakers, and, despite the years , everyone runs in them as... income. rings, on the ear, in the nose, on the abdomen, tattoos, on all parts of the body, but how interesting it is, to look at them like a newspaper, ah-ay, a passer-by will say, well, what kind of fashion is this, for what?

the figures are so flat in the fashion of hairstyles on the head like antennae or knee-length hair. definitely dissolved, oh fashion, you are a torment, but here’s what science is already such sweet torment, let’s turn on the imagination, stay ahead of the curve, both in winter and in summer, so that the mood.

you know, one of the comedians very accurately noted: some people, like letters, will not leave until you send them. but the art, in my opinion, is like holiday telegrams. no matter how many of them come to the concert, you want more. do you agree? yes. and now an artist who you definitely won’t want to let go will take the stage. meet

alexey shchoglov with the premiere issue. let's imagine that some hollywood actors moved to russia got a job at the theater for young spectators. gentlemen, hollywood actors, you have been working in our theater for a month, i, as the director of the theater, had high hopes for you, i thought that you were real stars, but i was wrong, you are hollywood nonsense, but compared to you, olga buzova is mir holt in a skirt, so, jackie chan, where are you? yeah, i see, i gave you a wonderful... role in the fairy tale , the pockmarked hen, the role of the mouse, it’s also written there, the mouse ran, waved its tail, its tail, and you waved your leg in a roundhouse, yes, everything according to

the script, the egg fell and broke, only the testicle was played by our actor nikolai lukinsky, his jaw is now in a cast, he cannot speak, but after hearing his three-story lowing, i guessed the direction where our theater should go. tom cruise, why are you hiding there? did you also fail in your role? i introduced you to the play “the princess and the pea”, gave you the role of the pea. your task in the play is to keep the princess from falling asleep, but you misunderstood the task. the third princess has already become pregnant, it’s just some kind of nonsense, by the way, nonsense, pete, they told me that you are a good actor, a professional, i gave you the role of burotin,

they sewed a beautiful suit for you, made you a long , sharp nose, why did you go kissing malvina, now the actress who played. i 'm afraid our theater will close down altogether, it's all because of you, mr. tarantino, i took you as a director to our theater, i entrusted you with staging the fairy tale of the little mansion, where the mouse got a samurai sword, a hedgehog, no head, no knife - that's the name of the character, and not the result of his meeting with the mouse. you even changed the name of the fairy tale, it is now called not a little house, but a little mouse, a bloody mess, now you, whatever your name is, i keep forgetting, benihil

kardashian, uh, benelux keniksberg, bergamot compound feed, ugh, benedict cumberbatch, in short, benya, you tell me. at first you liked it to play the filthy idol, you looked through all the recordings with nikita dzhigurda, i thought, what work on the role, what an immersion, well, why are you in the costume of the filthy idol, you came to the russian maslenitsa, you were almost burned instead of a scarecrow, gentlemen actors , i certainly encourage your desire to get used to the subject. let the role pass through yourself, but what happened yesterday does not fit into any gates. three actors, arnold schwarzenegger, mike tyson and leonardo dicaprio, went to the forest

to completely immerse themselves in the atmosphere of a fairy tale and let the role pass through themselves. schwarzenegger, dressed as a squirrel, and tyson , dressed as brother ivanushka the goat, rehearsed at the apushka. everything would be fine, but on the other side of the pond local men were fishing and drinking vodka. imagine their surprise when leonardo dicaprio, who drowned many years ago on the titanic, suddenly surfaced right in front of them on a pond near ryazan. and even with a cry: “let me go, emelya!” the men threw down their fishing rods they ran into the forest, but didn’t make it, because a white kid with

the head of mike tyson came out of the forest to meet the men. he plaintively shouted: “sister, alyonushka, i am your brother!” then he hit the birch tree with his hoof and broke it in half. the men realized that the last box of vodka was unnecessary. to confirm their thoughts. a two-meter squirrel quietly approached from behind, the men were frightened not by the fact that the squirrel had a cigar in its teeth and the head of arnold schwarzenegger, and not even by the fact that she was playing the balalaika and singing “oh frost, frost,” although it was july outside, but , that the squirrel said “i’ll be back” and shot at the men with a gun. fortunately , she missed, but the poor men are still

being pumped out. in general, gentlemen of hollywood actors, i don’t know what to do with you. tomorrow we start rehearsing muhutukha. you will play fleas, cockroaches and other small parasitic creatures. the roles are simply created for you, you don’t even need to play anything. and who can't handle it? he will go back to his america, everything is clear, then why are we sitting, earning money, mediocrity, thank you, attention everyone, we are entering the german patrol zone, the premiere for victory day, needs to be released.

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a married man, you're amazing. she’s amazing, she’s happy, i can see it, i have some kind of anxiety all the time, you’ll have to come with us to the investigative committee, why? you are detained on suspicion of setting fire to the company warehouse, it is obvious that it was profitable for someone to put you there, every mistake has its own price, there will be no culprit, there will be no insurance, that is you, you want you to take the blame, and the lawyer promises that he will get you a suspended sentence, i trust you and then... only you, and roman, do you trust him? do you think he is not involved in this story? mistake, premiere on saturday on rtr. judging by your laughter, friends, only optimists have gathered in the hall today, and this is wonderful,

because as one aphorism says, an optimist is a person who, even having fallen face first in the mud... i am sure that it is healing, i have no doubt that a monologue on a medical topic will be therapeutic for you, he will perform it natalya korostelova. i have great respect for our medical workers, they are holy people, but there are paid medical centers whose goal is not to cure a person, but to earn money. let's imagine that we are at the reception of such a paid one. medical center, hello, medical center, perhaps that's enough, we have a promotion today, remove our appendix, we'll cut out the tonsil as a gift, make an appointment with the doctor, now i'll guide you through

the questions, which means prices for an appointment, professor 5,000 rubles, ph.d. - the sheep will definitely cure, yes, i'm kidding, i'm kidding, yes, hang up on the line, i have a parallel call, hello, medical center, elderly, that's enough, check, yes, i see, everything is correct, you are registered for the operation, yes, everything is correct, i

see , unlucky igor petrovich, date of operation friday, the thirteenth, surgeon, crooked hand. what bothers you? don’t worry, we still have everyone operated on by a robot, yes, a robot vacuum cleaner, what kind of cardiogram do you have? let's dictate: knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, well, in principle, the cardiogram is good, yes. don't worry, i'm under anesthesia we are excellent, strong, after him no one has ever torn their eyes open, yes, yes, the operation is possible. pay in installments, but we will also operate on you in installments, in september we will put you to sleep,

in october we will cut you out, in november we will sew you up, in december we will discharge you, just kidding, just kidding, yes, hang me up, i have a parallel line, hello, the nurse is elderly, that’s enough, you want an ultrasound sign up, our uzist is very strong, very strong. he just doesn’t see well, the main thing for you is to lie down on the right side, but he was looking for the guy’s nose under the navel over there, and the main thing is that he found it, so you’re always at the doctors roll a barrel, there’s one guy, his wife caught him, he was sitting in the sauna, there were five naked girls around him, and he said to her: the doctor prescribed this for me, this is a chest pack, hang it on the line, i have a parallel one, hello, the medical center for the elderly is enough,

what’s your temperature 20°, but not in the room, what kind of room do you have, well, try it under your arm, hello, hello, what took you so long, and you were catching the mouse, huh? put a parallel call on me, the medical center is elderly, that's enough, there are leeches, as much as you need, 100 pieces, man, what are you talking about, they 'll drink you dry, and you're not yourself, you mother-in-law, now wait, i have a patient here, a girl, what, why are you asking, if we have cosmetology, then look, lip augmentation. we have three categories: dumplings, chebureki and a kamaz tire, we

have everything, we have everything, facelift, buttocks lift, look at the photo, this is the face after the lift, look, you see, rosy, fresh, and these are the buttocks , well, you know, your face is exactly the same, then... your hair is falling out, we have a service of strengthening your hair with superglue, that’s how hard they’ll bury you with this hair, yes, hello, medical center, perhaps that’s enough, yes, what do you have , a concussion, and how did this happen, a mosquito landed on his forehead, well, how could it be from a mosquito, ksenia, and his wife killed him with a shovel, hang

a parallel line from me, hello, senior center, that’s enough , you came to an appointment with a coculist, and he doesn’t even talk to you, and what office are you in, in the seventh, in the seventh there is no reception at all, a man in the seventh office is painted on the wall. won't talk to you, that's it, get out of there, come out, hello, medical center, i'm listening, they removed gallstones from us bubble, you didn’t like it, don’t yell, that’s it, come to us, we’ll return your money, we’ll stuff all your stones back into you, yes, hello, the nurses are elderly, that’s enough, do we have an mri? wait a second. vitya, vitya, this thing, here’s the unit that you stole at the station, where are the suitcases, they’re going

through the scanner, it works for you, yes, you can sign up for an mri, yeah, yes, hang it up, i have a parallel line, i’m in the center i've lived, that's enough, i don't understand what you're saying, that... the gastroenterologist forgot to take out your umbrella, oh, how ok, what a joy, and artur petrovich, your umbrella was found, you have another 10,000 for the rent for the umbrella, yes, yeah, the man whose tooth was pulled out, i don’t have change from the five, go to the doctor again, he’ll give you some more change two teeth will be pulled out. citizens, please take care of

your health, play sports, and lead a healthy lifestyle. undergo regular medical examinations, then you will never be treated in such a medical center, be healthy, friends, and if our concert lasted 100 years, would you be tired of laughing or not, then forward, one day writer. arkady overchenko said that the worst thing for an artist is when spectators in the theater keep looking at their watches, and even worse when spectators bring the watch to their ear and check whether it has stopped, maybe now one of you, dear mine, will peek at the clock, but only out of

indignation that time flies so quickly, because the stage... is coming out, you can already start applauding, no, no, now the applause should be much stronger, because igor momenko is coming out on stage, i recently the gift of foresight opened, it opened in my head, it won’t close, i began to foresee the future, everything is clear, the gift... came to me forever and irrevocably, one day, entering college for the eighth time, i foresaw that they wouldn’t take me there , and the miracle came true, they said that it was too late to act, they kicked me out of there forever, on thursday, we have such a day of the week, a new miracle happened with my

gift. “the five of us ate a snack in the yard, pies, filling, an egg with jam, and so four of them got poisoned, but i didn’t, and i foresaw, that i wouldn’t be poisoned, they didn’t give me the pie, then there was still a miracle with my gift, somehow i remember the doorbell ringing, i looked through the peephole, the eyes. i see there is no one, only gypsies, the gift says, no, don’t open it, don’t, well , i’m uncomfortable, i opened it, the gypsies came into my hallway and asked me for water to drink, all 16 of them, i came to the kitchen ,

found 16 glasses, put them on a tray, poured water from the tap, without gas, as requested, i’m going to eat gypsy, i’m going to hear a strange echo of my steps in my ears, like in an empty gym, i can’t say that in the apartment it was absolutely empty, there was a persistent smell of gypsy perfume, that’s all. i saw my wife standing there, she quietly came in, without knocking, they also took the door away, and then the gift gave me short, very useful advice: run, but it was too late, i still lived with my wife for a week, chained to the radiator, but

i didn’t really abuse her. on the contrary, i fed 12 times a day only vitamins, onions, garlic, onions, garlic, onions, garlic, after that for another 2 months they gave up my seat on the tram, even when i was walking, another case was with my gift, i was friends with a neighbor our own, our neighbor's he was so friendly, well, i can’t say that there were any... some particularly friendly relations, so we met, chatted about our own things there under the blanket, silently, quickly, and one day , lying with her under the blanket, an insight came to me that our friendship with her will end right now, irrevocably, my prophecy is completely fulfilled, her husband returns

home for some reason and rushes into the bedroom like a fool. i’m usually on the way to the kitchen to find out what news is in the refrigerator, but this one rushes into the bedroom straight to the place of our friendship. although it’s already superfluous, i see that he’s going to fuck up i'm happy with dumbbells, it came true. i’ll tell you that mere mortals are cruel to us geniuses,

judge for yourself, i was walking with my dog ​​in the park and my dog ​​did its damn thing on the jeep hummer after tuning, and so she washed it. i specifically endured it, and the owner of the suv was sitting inside and hugging something like a girl, i saw him getting out of the suv, with a shovel from a hummer, coming towards me, clearly not going to dig anything, and i now foresee that night will come and i will fall fast asleep , came true. the janitor woke me up in the morning with a broom in the face, so i came home, undressed my torso, stood in front of the mirror, and i see on my stomach a drawing of clearly

cosmic origin, somewhat reminiscent of the imprint of a wheel from a hummer, people don’t like us, i don’t understand why, recently i was walking down the street, and then the gift tells , that now i would have an interesting meeting with interesting people, then my tailbone itched, three men with mysterious faces climbed out of the hatch, like out of a tank, and caught up with me. everyone took a vertical tour of the sewer system, one threw it, the other took it out with a bog, and so on 12 times in a row. after that

the desire to spit in a well left me irrevocably. i recently started doing good deeds for people; yesterday i filled the pot near the entrance, starting from the steps. well , people will go to work, and there will be a new year’s surprise, tomorrow i’ll go and see how they are messing around, having fun, my gift tells me that they will not be very grateful, because my gift has never let me down, thank you, a big film premiere, if the jews we’ll take you out of here, we’ll give you a rank, this is us, this is the front line, this is where we’ll take you out, from liquidation director, save this, what is this, remember, we have never lost this, even in the worst times, what they do, they

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will announce a casting around the country, i will determine the best of them myself. it just so happened, a lion, he is the king of beasts, even though in essence i am a russian nightingale, i will not become outdated, even through the years, it pleases everyone’s ears, my voice is always as sweet as a hazel. sing for you from the stage, sing for you from the stage, there is a simple answer, like a superhero, i’ll do well, what i want

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you beckoned to the sea, i swam after you, asked for money in advance, i paid generously, i thought you were an instructor, i was waiting for the butterfly, but suddenly i heard splashing, you were gone. marjanja , marjanja, where are you my friend ? , 4, 5, 6, 7, in general, i lost count. guys, it's all over!

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the viewer. in pain, asks for a glass, i shout, go to sleep together, thank you. on the stage, everyone is hysterical, where can we get hits, oh my, but with love for russia, i’m sure, well, whatever, everything will be, if the hit is not written at all, i’ll go out at night into the field with

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shoulder straps and we need to see each other urgently, my phone numbers are scattered throughout the cities, my heart cares, my heart worries, to forge for the load, my address is not home and will not be, my address is the soviet union, my divine home. dear citizens of odessa and guests of our city, if you want to ask a question,

ask, but for now listen to the announcement, at exactly 6:00 the varna boat will leave the pier and take you to the port of odets, and it’s already 6 o’clock, not yet, but what do i need seven, if someone doesn’t i understand, this is odessa, that's enough. a beautiful city, located on someone’s south, in someone’s north, on the shores of the black sea. attention, comrades, it is now 17:55 and at exactly 18, our boat, varna, will leave the pier, let's hurry up. by the way, how much is the seed? 20 kopecks but i’m just wondering why everyone has 10, and you have 20?

and this is odessa! dear citizens of odessa and guests of our city, at exactly 6 am the boat will leave the pier, and you will see the morning shore, the sunrise, the beauty of the black sea, attention, ivan vasilyevich hesitated, relatives from prison are waiting for you at the second lamppost, i repeat, i i say, this is odessa. “citizens, comrades, there is no need to shout,

what’s the matter, hello, do you want to come in, hello, do you want to go, hello, yes, yes, don’t worry, let me go up, you need to call pyatnisky’s name into the mountains for the sake of such a holiday"? you can just get moving, exactly, yes, get moving quickly, i have a lot of things to do, that’s it, that’s it, i’m the captain, i’m giving the command, so you know, and so, firstly, i should all stand still, and - secondly, why should i give up the ends, calmly everyone, and why exactly you, hush, sha, so that you don’t hear a fly, and that you can hear a fly, yes, quietly, give up the ends, i’m telling you, yasha, give up the ends, and why me, because we are going exactly to the sea, we are leaving the pier, because which one we are leaving, if we have arrived, then let’s go already. stand, i like it, then stop, then go, yasha, well, we are already sailing, steamboat, steamship, you need to ask people this, at least, yasha, i swear by

my wife izy that you will watch the next flight from the shore, that’s it, the prize is over, i’m just shaking, i’m just completely freaked out, oh, attention, i repeat attention! walk, who said, he said so, i didn’t hear something, i’m telling you, he said so, so i was nearby, so what, why didn’t i hear, maybe you walked away, again, mazhin, and now seriously, prepare for a big retreat, why didn't i hear that he said, i don’t know, i heard, well, you heard, you move away, pay attention, give up, heard, give up, why me, okay, who, hey, in the car, guys, this is a serious conversation, i want

to know why he i told you, that’s it, although i told you back, you’ll see it, just like i was, it’s the same kind of ship, they let us check it, i think we did it, nothing, at first they broke everything for me, now i’ve broken everything for them, now you’re a passenger , yes, i’m a passenger, you know that, i’m not hiding it, tell me, is this a crew, no, this is not a crew, i’m just wondering, this is crew, no, this is not a crew, these are thugs, this is not a ship, this is not a ship, they are all sailing in

different directions, and this is not a cruise. yasha, this is a sailor, there is no output from the kitchen, i, anyone, but not a sailor, a place of rest, if you are constantly hungry on this ship, the ship, i constantly want to eat, this is what the mechanics and the main thing is that we we can’t leave in any way, it’s anyone, but not the mechanics, that’s what’s bothering me, half the weekend has passed, the ship hasn’t left yet, the ship, i have to persuade everyone, they’re constantly taking food, no, it’s not the crew, they’re constantly they accept the product, they accept it, they accept it, and then they steal it. grandma is healthy, hey, in the galley, you have already taken food, who is it, who is the captain, he says, you took food, what food, what does he want, who is hey, hello, hey, in the galley, captain, he says, you have you already accepted the product or not, who is it, captain, which captain, your dear

captain, have you already accepted the product already, well, have you accepted the products, or am i about to get so angry that the passage will shake, what products, who says the products have been accepted, i don’t understand , talk to you, someone is playing around, this is who, who this is the captain, i’ve been spitting everything to hell for the last day, i’m dispersing, who is this, who is this? i said, to hell with the station, let's go, no, they haven't accepted yet, who do you want, who's on fire, it's me, captain, i said and i'll hold back, the whole campus. this is the captain saying, don’t scare me, i’m not scaring you, i’m starting a conversation, well, that’s another matter, otherwise you immediately start threatening, i’m the captain, and i’m shit or something, so calm down, if

you want to live, i’m calm. yes, no, no, even calmer, i wanted to ask, in this state they don’t ask, so calm down, i i’m calm, but i’ll come to your medical center with all the equipment, what’s your profile, i’m a psychic, i do everything from a distance, all i need to do is look at your photo, i’ll walk through your photo and tell you what you’re treating with , i’m flying with energy, you know, with energy over the phone, here i am... now i’ll take this tension off you, come on, my dear, take it off faster, repeat after me, i’m healthy, i have warm legs, i have warm legs, wait, i i’m coming to you, psychic, i wish you well, this is your last conversation on the phone, what’s up, hello, yash, barmaid

yours, i don’t know what you found in it? she’s already spoken bad about you twice, she speaks bad things about you so often that she probably thinks bad things, send her already, i know, to study, i know, to courses, to dances, yeah, now i’ll get off this last shit and re-contact from all my studies, i’ll kick him with my favorite leg, yasha, sha, sha, deeds, where are the invoices, i urgently need to check the fuel consumption. what, don’t repeat what you said, why is the whole team here, go to hell, what are you, a circus, why a circus, a concert, hello,

hello, lark, bird, wake up the sun with a song, at home, i can’t sit still today, a hot day is ahead, again. today, as a whole team , we will meet the dawn in the field, joy walks next to us in the sparkling dew, joy walks next to us in the sparkling dew, from... the stars in the sky are mowed down with a sharp fiery scythe , ripe ears of corn are given to us by friends bow to the earth, which means they know that we have all worked as it should,

joy comes next to us, through the sparkling spring.