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tv   Skhozhdenie Blagodatnogo ognya  RUSSIA1  May 5, 2024 1:00pm-3:00pm MSK

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if it does no harm, and the person is better for it. can a doctor prescribe a medicine with unproven effectiveness? i stood there foaming at the mouth, saying, no, to all these immunity drugs, no, i condemned our doctors, i don’t condemn now, the patient needs hope, he needs something, why not give it, the effect has not been proven, a side effect. yes, no, you explained to the person that this might be better, maybe not, you explained that maybe you need to be gentler, our doctor, i always distinguish our doctor is always abroad, that’s who he is recently he arrived, and he was talking to a person, he could put his hand on him, not just to feel the pulse, but simply put his hand on his head, this can be seen from our doctors in america in the hospital, the patients loved him very much,
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isn’t he yours? i'm not, but how is it, there, not in wards, but in teams, these patients are tim a, these patients are tim b. team a, team b, they may belong to different doctors in the same room, well, in short, there’s a black man lying there again, he was admitted with severe diarrhea, food poisoning, he’s been lying there for 4 days, that team thinks that it’s mine, and my team thinks that this in short, the doctor doesn’t fit them, everything would be fine, they don’t fit for 4 days, everything would be fine. but
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upon admission i took it, why did he come to me, that doctor, i wrote an appointment, the first was n pios, nothing in the mouth, don’t drink, don’t eat, well, diarrhea, poisoning, that ’s okay, 4 days black man he asked for food, well , he’s light, maybe it got better, he asked for something to drink for 4 days, no, he was fine there.
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let them lie here, in america they said, wake up, lunch, tomorrow, these patients, no, seriously, they are very different, we need to find some, probably some, probably balance. between russian
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compassionate medicine, i always call it compassionate medicine, you may not know something, prescribe the wrong antibiotic, but if you hold your hand, you will regret it, so we need to somehow cross this compassionate medicine of ours with the competent medicine of algorithms, it’s not working out very well, they’re introducing all this, they’re doing it, well , somehow, i don’t know, but somehow it’s not right, it doesn’t interbreed, something is different here. somewhere here at the conservatory something needs to be corrected, which , by the way, i wouldn’t recommend, i used to be very he said in full force, we need to do this, we need to do that, i wrote memos, probably reported, now i doubt it, now i’m looking, i also don’t have any such correct decision, okay, we are doctors too, people, your correct decision is very important to us we have an attitude, we don’t need to be loved, we don’t need to be deified, but we don’t need to be hated, let’s just do a common thing, because your... health is our business,
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obatestate, of course, obatestate. you can go out, hello, hello, hello, and you are lazy, a friend of the round, that is, your son, a lazy person, and you have excellent abilities, a friend of the round, that is, your son peter, but you are broke. no shit, yes, you're lazy you don’t count, yes, according to your intelligence, you won’t see legitimate a’s, i understand, i ’ll try, that is, my son peter will try, okay?
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olechka kruglova is the pride of our class, she studies well, diligently, how interesting it turns out that when a student is bad, you can talk about him for hours, when he is good, there seems to be nothing to say, and then you don’t say anything at all, thank you very much, you can leave.
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and there is no end to her antics. there is no end to her inventions, so yesterday, what did your masha come up with again, masha, yours, the launch of a satellite, with a cat on board, no, this time without a cat, but i flew around the gym for 2 hours. some kind of bank, no one could stop her, you see, the girl is all like her father, i’ll tell her to get more of these banks, no, let her start it, i have to figure it out.
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it’s possible, it’s possible, i hope, comrades, you understand how important this is, the very first class, why are you late, there’s another one of them running, running in the library, you’re bothering me, oh... what if there are no more questions, but i have question, you said everything about everyone here, but why didn’t you say anything about irina kruglova, but about this then we’ll talk, so if there are no more questions, thank you and goodbye, i have practice, i’m worried, and you with your questions, you want an apple, mom, well, explain to him, explain, why are you making him nervous...
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so mom , here’s another thing, come on, natasha, but i have to go to moscow tomorrow, and i can’t come up with an answer to this question, well , don’t, it’s a stupid question, you’re stupid, it’s vital, what have you already done in life and what else
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you wait in life, this is the traditional question of our program 20 years later, as you know, dear comrades tv viewers, we are collecting graduates of the same class who graduated from school 20 years ago, we find out how their judgment turned out. no matter what peaks of achievement on the path of life, today the fate of one class is before you, in a word, everything is as usual, but i must say that for me this meeting , our today’s program, is not quite ordinary, because graduates of my class, those who graduated from school, have gathered here number 7 on the old arbat, this is how we looked for 20 years.
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stop, stop, stop, guys, this is impossible, this is absolutely impossible, for us psychologists the effect of fear of cameras is known, but not to the same extent, honestly. well, what kind of harvesters are you, and well, well, why did i gather everyone here in my class, so that it would somehow be warm, like a human being, so that the meeting would be immediate, so that it would not be a linden tree on the screen in the frame, but life, yulik, what is life like under this gun, i explained this 100 times, there is no gun, there is a normal video recording, before the broadcast we will watch it 100 times, if we don’t like it, we’ll throw it away, yes, well, well, that’s it, ours dear ones, after all how
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many years have we not seen each other ? well, continue, guys, well, okay, it started, well, this is this, no, i can’t, well, i see that you can’t, okay, what a spur, what a shame, mish, uh, yul, well there a few quotes for imagery, from the sages of antiquity, how do you know, well, we will sign the sages later in the studio,
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this can be considered my life achievement, quite, this can be considered a great achievement in life, i object to this, you know, my obultus cannot solve a single problem with you, abultus is an inheritance, give it up, guys, well, really, honestly, every task - this is a double-edged sword, there is no need for discussions, let the viewer debate, we must answer clearly and simply what you have done in life, this is such a simple question, simple, no need to verify. it is not necessary to count down your entire life, it is enough to remember one significant fact, some important event, take it, please, and thank you, but it’s all going to be cut out anyway, you better remember the main thing,
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kiryush, yura’s mom said, okay, mom, he dad said, what are you saying, it’s true, i heard it myself, well- come on, come here, come here , well, well, i heard, well, listen, well, i heard, he said, mom, oh, dad, he ska, dad, hey, you, a child at night , in the morning you yell, i’ll refuse the apartment, what’s going on, okay. okay, the son said mom, but daughter, daughter, dad will definitely say, what are you, what daughter is at home, so it goes, guys, it goes, ok, we remembered, valerochka gathered his thoughts, you will gather your thoughts here, when you can’t sit down at this table, stand up, you will speak like this, to this camera, now we will go through all this little by little, and what are you already filming, no ,
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rehearsal, attention, get ready, rehearsing, talk, talk, and i’ll tell you, i’m a person with... great, everything i dreamed of, i achieved, very good, you dreamed of selling ice cream near the arbatsky metro, well, exactly, yes , near the arbatsky metro, fulfilled your dream, you sell ice cream, well, i sell, no i trade, i do, i, excuse me, i work at a dairy plant, yes, you are our clever girl, the unir of all children, so i think that i am a very necessary person, that’s when i meet this beard, i hear from her all the time that i’m some kind of harmful, snow queen, because his daughter... from my ice cream has a sore throat, he ’s like santa claus, well, get the city, there’s just two points of view on everything, stop, guys, no need for any discussions, no hochm, okay, valera, don’t hold it like that, not expressively, hold it like that, like your popsicle, yes, well here guys, if anything, laughter is some kind of joke, everything is here, just by eye, come on, come on, that’s it, attention, we write, i’m a
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happy person, oh, i’ll repeat, please, i’m a happy person, natasha, where are you? are you, lalya? natasha, just wait, yura, at least don’t get around, natasha, lyanya, lyalya, la-la, lyadya, sit there, well, have you found yours, no, how old is she? yes, 2 years old, oh,
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and mine is four, so white, mine is also white, with a blue bow. andrey, natasha, lyalya got lost, lyalya, where did you disappear, kiryusha, kirill, natasha got lost again, i don’t i know what to do, oh, christmas trees, they ’re all getting lost today, well, did you find them? well, yes, don’t lose, please, she should go, calm down, calm down, jerk, hold on, let me see how you are, stay here, let’s go, these are the people. they can lose in a row, they have a whole incubator, and you have one, lala, lala, lala, lala, quietly, i won’t take you
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out of the water, just quietly, quietly, listen to everyone, what to listen to, i don’t hear anything, to whom they say, stop doing that. here they are, oh, come here, come here, whose dog is this, oh, what a oh, and we thought that you also had a girl, girl, oh, come, come to me, my good one, thank you citizen, natasha, my good one, how did you end up there, my pretty one. my dear, she’s cold, here yurychka brought you a little something, put it on, what a beautiful dog you have, oh, why is she crying, i can imagine how fun your kids are with her,
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there are kids, but no, what are you doing, why, women in our age there are other interests, well , goodbye, look, don’t get lost, goodbye , goodbye. the basis of the idea of ​​the city of the future. i put an opportunity for such a state of a person, a second cell, a second cell, a girlfriend is called marriage to the end of the world and for 20 years
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i haven’t heard a word, lenochka, what a land of the world, we live here very close to moscow, i wanted to show compact floating residential groups against the backdrop of an open plan that provide opportunity. and so i sing alone at home for this genius, no, andryusha is great, he was always the smartest in the class, you haven’t changed at all either, i’m
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so wonderfully beautiful, it’s my wonderful powder, no, with this genius, in i don’t have time to go to the hairdresser, dimka still, this is your son, son, you know, he dreamed of? i’m giving birth to two, yeah, and then we thought, it’s better to have one, so that he has everything, so that he doesn’t need anything, maybe someday he’ll say thank you, well, he said, he said, you keep talking about difficulties, we have less in general need than you in the sense of all life's junk. said so.
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the taste, the taste of a person, well, first of all, not for the cutter, but for the cutter, the cutter will work like an invention for us, but dad, i don’t have any glue it doesn’t stick together, well go, now it’s going to stick together, go, go, you got an apartment, you can’t hide from them, kiryu! well, we decided that we would spend all the money from this bonus on normal children's toys. nadyuzh, well, here i am categorically, but i changed my mind, when i was a kid, i made toys for myself for the rest of my life , i remember later with my own hands, you always know how if she won’t take her to kindergarten, if she cries, i won’t take her, let’s go to in the yard all the little boys are laughing, olenka, olenka,
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what happened, olya, why? you're crying, yura, she it’s not like she was allowed to play, but why wasn’t she allowed to play, the competition didn’t pass, everyone had real costumes, like the snow maiden’s, and what she and i made out of cotton wool cardboard, well , that means we did it poorly, we’ll redo it, you hear, we’ll redo it, well what, let’s go build a hanger with me, you got there, here they are, let’s go, here’s mine, hold it, hold it, well , let’s imagine, so tell me, why are you offended? the girls laugh. who 's laughing? danya says, i have my mother’s nose and my father’s eyes. well, nina says that i have grandma's ears. and i say, but i’m wearing my older sister’s skirt. and they laugh. well, you
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like natashenkina. very well, well, i ’ll teach you how to sew, okay, mom, but there’s another lady saying how many of these round ones are all worn out? look at me, you will be the snow maiden, the most beautiful.
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nadezh, what are you doing, what happened? you hope, nothing, oh, well, you’re crying, why are you crying, hope, i’m up, i’m tired, nothing else.
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i waited, i thought, i thought, i thought, it’s like a holiday, no one understands anything, me no one in the world understands, what are they saying, what are they, they’re not, they’re my children, why, no, that’s it, i can’t do it anymore, well, i can’t , well, christmas trees, well, my, my hands have become rough, very good hands, 300 km of wrinkles, i was all cringing for...
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it won’t be, how can it not be masha, what a fool? oh, you fool, oh, come here. ouch! and then some topic appeared, let's stick to this topic, maybe some kind of funny joke, what kind of stupid jokes are these,
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what is this, well, yes, i understand, i understand, this is lenya in her repertoire, no, this no need take off. girls, help yourself, help yourself, my dears, guess what i’m thinking about now, you ’re thinking about what we’re all thinking about, you’ve achieved something in life, i’m probably thinking how little it takes to have everything again...
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here i look at you and it seems to me that i was in love with you, i look at you, i hope, it seems that i was in love with you, maybe it’s something nervous about me, vadenka, but everything is fine at home, yes at home i’m fine, fine, but girls, have you ever wanted to take a flight somewhere? no, that's how it is, never, never, never, never, sorry, nikolaevich, sorry, i was late, yura got a sore throat, and there was a doctor, sorry, you came, this is already wonderful. “thank you for coming, i
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was waiting in trepidation when i saw you with the children in this park, and introduced you as a madonna, you are asking to be on canvas, it would be nice if you came to my studio, no, that’s it, no , you misunderstood, i just want to paint your portrait. or not, i’d rather paint all of you, naked, no, in this coat with these leaves, then i’ll come, today you’re not... you know, now, now, oh, you know, but i
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can’t do it today, i need to go home, give yurka a compress, and tomorrow, uh, yes, tomorrow, tomorrow, no, tomorrow i can’t, tomorrow the pioneers are receiving us, then it’s possible on wednesday, yes, on wednesday, on wednesday it’s possible, no, on wednesday it’s impossible, valchika and i study problems on wednesdays, she, you know, can’t do the problems, well, on thursday, on thursday for sure, no, on thursday i’m having a bath day, i’m washing the younger ones, i’m saying something, i’m saying, you ’re telling the truth, the ordinary truth of life, but no, it’s just this week, but you know, on friday, let's go on friday... on friday, uh-huh, on friday, and you'll come, i
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'll come, definitely, on friday, definitely, i 'll be waiting for you, and nadya, your bashi buzuk broke the glass, completely i broke pieces, where, when i broke it in the entrance 3 days ago, now i confessed, now it’s 3 rubles. petya, explain to me what’s happening to you, the day before yesterday you got into a fight with budyakin, yesterday you cut out a hare at the party, the day before yesterday you put a button on the botanist, this botany teacher, now it’s glass, why are you silent, why are you sighing, i don’t understand , where are you going? mom, well, i didn’t break the glass, you know, i just got into a fight with budyakin,
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you know, only with budyakin, it’s an interesting conversation, well, let’s talk, you know, i ’m helping out their friends, you know, no, i don’t understand, you need to explain it to me, so that i understand, but i got into a fight with the budyakom, so that means i’ll get into trouble, so, well, how can i sing, that’s what karzukin said. it still flies to you, you say that you got out on the hare’s finger, so, further, further, further, the pen comes up and says, help out another friend, i put a button. say so what are you, budyakin and korzukhina will fly you anyway, let’s go penoshkin comes up and also says, i broke the glass in the entrance, my compassionate one, who doesn’t matter, in general, such a sufferer for his friends, sing, well, what kind of friends are these? they are cowards and cunning, this
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is astounding, forgive me for the bad word, well, pure parasitism, i myself was thinking, damn it, what can you do? to petka for a minute, for a minute, okay, i’ll come now, mom, shurik accidentally shook his kidney with a slingshot, and he’s my friend and oh, you’ll be lost with your kindness, petka, okay, seven troubles alone the answer is that this will be the last time, you promised, didn’t you? think about it, the very, very last one, i’ll definitely think about it, mom, you’re still being called to school, why come to such a small parent-teacher meeting, what kind of a small parent-teacher meeting, well, you and i, class teacher, but of course, well, when is this
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so pay attention to what you did in life, kolya’s story, take one, no, no, i ask you, yulik, kill the cameras, the lights, why, why, kolya, well, i came to meet my friends, i came, of course, with with pleasure, but i won’t say anything, why, since i don’t have the right, please tell me, he has no right, come on, give it here. we are incredibly interested in what you have achieved in life, what i have achieved in life, by the way , was shown on television, great, then we have a second question, what else are you waiting for in life, what am i still waiting for in life, i hope it will come true soon, it will also be shown on television, it’s clear, you work for space, yes, my dear, yes, at a scientific institute, yes, yes, behind the farm, yes. “dear friends, we have a little twist in our knees, my daughter and his son study in the same school, that’s right, well, you’re a head, yes
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no, guys, it turned out funny, yes it’s funny, it’s funnier than you think, stop, we filmed everything, well, in vain, well in vain, what are you all jokes, jokes, well in vain, what do you think, it’s there itself flies, you know how much stuff there is, oh, it’s all a joke, for the entry, for the entry not for. and for the farm, well, can anyone, guys, any of you imagine what it’s like to have such a huge farm on your hands, and what are you doing, and comrade, whose child is this, this is your child, masha, stop what you’re doing , look what you did, masha, masha, citizen, this. well, look what she did, she broke the toy, masha, my dear onion, why can’t i leave you alone for a second, come on, give me all these things, yeah, who’s
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going to take it for me now, we'll take it, mom, i've already taken it apart anyway, accidentally, accidentally, we 'll take it, of course, how much it costs, but the fact of the matter is that it's 9 rubles. mom, why is it so expensive, there are two transistors, it’s superfluous, it’s superfluous, they did it at the factory, and they did it in vain, if you connect it directly, it won’t work, look, it will work even better, come on, that’s right, masha, well, now mom, there’s no need for sneakers, i ’ll wear these more carefully, no need, your fingers are resting in them, then i’ll wear the irish ones for you, risha and i are more careful, and i’ll i’ll attach something to him, and i’ll have him... he’ll be all like his father,
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citizen, citizen, just a minute, that’s what i told you, you see what he’s doing, no, citizen, we need to figure it out, yes, we need sort it out, please come to my office, take your things, take your civilian things, and yes, okay, buys everything in all departments. from size twenty-six to size forty-six, so i have seven pencil cases from them, i understand, they buy everything, and then speculate, but why are you lying, what are you lying, no, they still insult, sergeant, make up a proto-coat, go ahead, yes, sergeant, draw up a report, excuse me, like this, they will call me, draw up a report, sergeant, here are some bread, three loaves, here is sugar. 5 kg, here are amateur cutlets, 40 pieces, here are sausages, nati, what
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are you doing, this is disgraceful, i’ll calm her down i demand. well done, well done, mommy, and maybe i need 100 kg of potatoes for them for the winter, you will also say citizen thousand, wait, comrade sergeant, she says from size twenty-six to forty -six, that’s what i have of all sizes, from twenty-sixth to forty-sixth, what do you think, children are of some size or something, and this is order, but don’t think about multi-newspaper mothers, heroes of the soviet union, heroes of labor, they can do everything without a queue. and it’s right that without a queue, that’s right, comrade sergeant, but mothers and heroines, they all in line, citizen, calm down, by the way, citizen, all, all these heroes, comrade sergeant, their mother gave birth to them all, excuse me, please, we were mistaken, excuse me, please, no, excuse me, comrade sergeant, just i, you see, i, a person of children, have a problem, of course,
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in this case, but in general... girl, the rules here are correct, and that is, there are such heroines, how many children, so many fathers, she is a witch, witch, she, masha, what did i tell you, stop right now, i’m not for whom, what are you, oh, sergeant, what is this, oh, who is this, and this is a fast, strong, long- lasting glue.
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the air is noisy there, and she also said that she would wash her hair again, can you imagine, thank you for the door again, she said, they brought it, well, i don’t know, well then call the doctor, or let’s call, hurray, that i invented gunpowder,
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well... guys, i’m a normal child, healthy, what have i achieved in life, i write poetry, i dream of writing good ones, but how do you know what they are like, i wrote it, nat, but i myself, not so much, wrote the music, no... i saw it on tv and heard it, it’s okay , it seems, but your poems are very good, in general, we really like your poems and the songs that are written based on your poems, my guys really like them, oh, thank you,
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in lilac ones... white snowflakes fly in the twilight , fermented in the park, a sad horse, in my fate in memory, love remained the first, my distant love is calling me, me in my fate in memory, love remained first, my distant love, my covenant, keeps me, valya, so what , valya, what happened, something at home, i just need to talk to you, well
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okay, sit down, you can’t talk at home, i think everyone is trying to give advice, natasha... well, how’s grandma doing? babamanya is okay, she ordered me to kiss you, he handed the hotel into the trunk, and grandfather anton, how did you grandfather tell me to kiss you, why are you hanging around on the road for this, you want to talk, talk, yes i will, but you better slow down, now my mother and i are here we’ll block the traffic for you, just speak up, okay, well, i’ll tell you now, i’m going out. get married, i told you, stop, why stop, don’t say stop, but
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say, daddy drive the horses, right into the match, i don’t want to study, i want to get married, kiryush, kiryush, wait, wait, what are we waiting for, we’ve already been waiting, but you love him, yes, i do, well, you love him and that’s good, there’s no need to shout, but who is he? seryozha klyuev from our class, christmas tree, seryozha klyuev from class a, wait, iryush, wait. it is he? how do you know? kiryush, let's start with the car. go, go, call him.
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nadezh, what are you going to do to talk, i’m also my fiancée at 16 years old. okay, kiryush, i also met you when i was 16 years old. don’t compare, don’t compare, you and i were independent, then i'm better than you. and then we met at 16, but didn’t get married, and i’m generally hopeful, i don’t understand you, what do you approve of, or what? well, i don’t approve, of course, that’s also not possible, hello, hello, i wonder how you’re going to get married at the age of 16, you’re already a year older, i wonder how you’re both in the ninth grade, you ’re all, i’m a repeater , yeah, yeah, don’t worry, he’s not a second-year student in terms of academic performance, in terms of behavior, you understand? explain, i myself, well, i’ll explain, he’s a second-year student in terms of ideological differences, for what ideological differences does he have a mustache? he doesn’t want to shave, but they force him, and he, you understand, that you explain everything for me, i
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myself, well, that’s enough, there’s no need to explain anything, we ourselves have a mustache, even a beard, but it’s too late to get married, dad, it’s too late . it’s late, it’s late, i gave seryozha my word, but don’t worry, we have everything thought out about sex, about what, about sex, we decided to wait until full physical maturity, yeah, well then thank you, well that means we ’ll live with us , uh-huh, no, if you don’t want to, of course we can rent a room, but no, why ? why did they give us five rooms? seryozha, do your parents know? oh, mom, don’t ask, there is complete incompatibility with him, but what about ideological differences? yes, it’s the ideological ones, you know, here they are, that you
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’re finishing everything off for me, that you’re reporting, that well, report it yourself, please, well, who ’s in the way, you, you’re giving out a bunch of text, zero information, i’m zero, and you, well, please , well, explain everything to them yourself, but i won’t, i won’t explain anything, they’ll understand, they’ll understand, no, there’s no need, and if they don’t understand, we won’t have anything. it won’t, well then get out of here, please, i’ll get out of here, scared me too, too, too, seryozha, seryozha, mom, he left, mom, mom, mom, stop it, valush, well, valush, everything will work out, you’ll see, everything will work out, you’re getting ready to get married, stupid, you’re getting ready there too , and family life is never without tears without litter, but then it’s so good to make peace, i don’t need anyone except you, oh mom, no one understands me, just like we don’t understand, we understand,
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we understand, your love is first love, girls, pure grievances and human sorrows are buried, and my old love will remain the only one, my distant love calls me, protects me, and my old love. will remain the only one,
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my distant love, calls me, keeps me, thank you, thank you, here is our tolya renkov, tolya, i will ask you just one question, what are you for? received a military award in peacetime, for completing a particularly important government task, oh, i wonder, where are the two now, you went to school together then, maybe once or twice, but he’s not there, hopefully, or tsvetov died last year. i
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didn’t know how to do something particularly important government assignment, and didn’t know, we didn’t have time to tell you, nadya. yulik, maybe we don’t need to talk about this, but no, it’s necessary, or it’s absolutely necessary, this is our life, even for 20 years. the wife, this is a cook, a dishwasher,
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a technician, a teacher, a teacher, a seamstress, and the husband is tired at work, enough is enough, this is the inscription on a chinese maternity hospital, my name is givi, the honor of my grandfather, and my name is igor, the honor of the twentieth olympic games, grandfather had no children, father had no children, and where are you from, i’m from minsk, ismailovsky park, premiere, today on rtr. you sleeplessly toss and turn night with your old pillows, and you wake up completely broken and tense, now it’s over, introducing the dremaliina swan pillow. a comfortable lounging pillow that hugs your entire body to optimally align it so you experience the best sleep of your life. the unique shape of the raspberry pillow offers seven comfort zones that... your back,
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patron, forward, forward, forward, sasha, be careful, grandfather , anton, come here, come, what will i say, well, bend over, stop, sasha, sasha, stop, give me the cap, i gave it to you, why else, yes, we have a war, take it, but if to be honest, don't let it sound. it will sound, it will sound, well, you'll see, well, try it, there is, hurray, the branniks are dying,
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but they don’t give up, guys, don’t throw stones, sashka, leave this piece of iron, mash. no, the resistance is stronger, this, not this, but i’m saying this, dear guys, the writer boris zahager wrote a new fairy tale for you, it’s called, where is it, throw a grenade,
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what do you want there? son, dear, what are you doing, sashka, sash, what are you doing, and, mom, what are you doing, i’m alive.
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alive, must be alive, sasha, alive christmas trees, okay, okay, christmas trees, what are you christmas trees? grandfather anton, dad, i died on my feet, you have to play for the truth, that’s what, well, take it, guy, you see, i came back from the war, alive, i should be happy. and here you burst into tears,
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hello, hardware, now we are writing to nadya kruglova. do you know who this is, right? uh-huh, thanks. so, my friends, now i give the floor to our, i admit, frankly, everyone’s favorite, former old age, the official, so to speak, leader of our class, nadyusha kruglova, who disappeared for about 20 years, neither heard nor seen, well, already, but... tell me what heights you have reached, but what heights? i’m sitting here, suffering, i don’t know how to
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answer the question, but don’t worry, just in a nutshell, well, in a nutshell, i’m a mom, and i’m a dad, well, i’m telling you, our naughty, cheerful tenth, oh, no, really, i’m a mom, you see, of course, we understand, you’re a mom, and what are you doing, where do you work, well, well, i work at home, i work, in addition to this ancient purpose, women are moving to the forefront of life in all spheres. i think this will be confirmed by aviator
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mila kutuzova, who will finally tell us about the most interesting business she is busy with. please, chalk, please, masha, look at the pie. hope is full, but why is this? shall we finish the tea? no, well, of course, they are guests after all, we need something stronger. well, no, you can’t imagine the level of our delegation. no, well, maybe i don't. visiter l'appartement et prendre des photos, c'est une très bonne idée nellement c'est bien gentil. "quelle jolie machine à couvre,
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vous le voyez, c'est une me semble, girls, elle est plus, elle est beaucoup plus il me semble, oui que et voici leur salle de séjour, c'est très moderne, c'est très joli, absolument, regardez ces meubles, boys room, they speak french, only it’s a pity, but i only mastered english at school, but oh well, this is a canteen, yeah, dinorum.
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this table, he boarded up himself, this is all that we have in the room, these are the shelves, everything, he did it all, you know, no, why not alone, the older guys helped him, well in general, now, of course , it has become much easier for us, because here is yura, he brought his first salary, but now he is with
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us varney, there is his photo, natasha also has a scholarship, the eldest daughter began to receive this.
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nadyuzh, did you run away on me or something? i was offended, but simply, they should come for me, so i’m waiting for them, listen, hope, are you really stuck in the house, let’s go to my company to work.
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do you think this is the solution to the problem? yes, of course, you were the biggest head in our class, it’s not too late to get a profession, well, it’s not too late, well, you’re young, well, thank you! no, you actually said everything correctly, i’m a mother, so who do you have, a boy or a girl? you know, valer, i won’t talk about this, that ’s why, because yulik says that you need to remember the most important thing in life, and i when i start to remember, everything is important to me... and great, that’s great, tell me everything about it, but it will be a different program, not about our class, about the round family, bah, sveta has a brand
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new tape recorder there, go already, i see, go, dad, i’m going to the library, i’ll take irisha to the pool, irishka, just dry yourself off there properly, little one, but where are you going with the movie, and the lessons, and... the chemist and the old man got sick. yes, that's it, that's it, what's that? just like that,
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someday our children will run away from us, and you and i will be left alone, not alone. together the difference is the tree, the difference, of course, the difference, nadyuzh, i love you so much, you love, of course you love, but no, i’m serious, if you want, i’ll explain it in love, i want, if you want in poetry, i want, well,
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if you want, i’ll get on my knees, i really want to, ok, now, i love you, why the pain, yeah. what more can i say? these are women’s poems, yes, women’s, tatyana, oh well, i didn’t have poems then, in my own words, nadyushka, i love you very much, i just can’t live without you, yes, i don’t know how i would wake up in the morning without you. you, you are my most tender, most beloved, best in the world, my very, very, very only hope,
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why didn’t you tell me about this before, because you never asked, you fool, and a woman never asks, only all her life, you know, like something. nadyukha, we have been together with you for so many years, we feel so good, and to say this, you know what words are needed, holy ones, where to get them, well, do n’t say it, i won’t, why are you silent. "you know, i want you to know that i am silent because i don’t know how to tell you that i
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love you, that i miss you when we are with you let’s part for at least a day, for the whole day, i definitely need to pay, yes, i know that i’m your most difficult child with my character? i heard dad say, kiryush, come on, tell me, dad, dimich, kiryush, he said, mitya, mitya, come on, mitya, mitya, tell me, mitya, tell me, mom, what did i say, he mom says, he also calls my son, christmas trees, okay, daughter, the daughter will say, dad, kiryuzh, what a daughter. so,
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friends, after you told us what you have already achieved in life, we ask you the second question of our program, what else have you achieved? you're waiting for life, well, what is this, stop, what are you, brothers, you can't shake you up, you can't stop you in any way, well, you've fallen into school childhood again, well, let's laugh, hello, how did they get here, how did you get here, well - get out of here, march, quickly, quickly, march, administration, tanya, tanya, why is there an outsider in the frame, quickly leave, do you hear, leave, well, you’re an adult, well, take the children away, guys, take it away, wait, nadezhda, wait !
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hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, nadyush, where is the microphone, please give it to me, why did i take so long, why did you bring it here, no, please, yes, i won’t do this, i’m so sorry, thank you,
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what else are you waiting for in life? what am i waiting for in life? i'm expecting a baby.
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hello, dear viewers, hello, dear tv viewers, we are back in izmailovsky park, hurray! comedians, singers, i would like to get our wonderful, best of us on stage a little bit to prepare for you, for humor, i will try to tell you something that i think is funny, and then i will announce all the speakers, i will say something about them good things are a must, because if you don’t praise them, you won’t sell them, that’s right, you know, in mayakovsky’s notebook there was such a note before... instead of turning off the tap, he tried to pour all the water out of it, and another story, associated with mayakovsky, he once gave a speech, there was a public speech, from the audience he was asked a question: vladimir vladimirovich, you said that when you are with
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georgians you are georgian, when you are with russians, you are russian, when you are with fools, who are you ? he says, this is my first time with fools, i generally i think that fools are necessary. in any society, without fools, life probably wouldn’t exist, but life would be uninteresting, imagine for a minute that everyone is smart, there are no fools, who will these smart people fool, and well, there’s no one, that’s right, fools, they are everywhere, here i am, when i was at school, the teacher suddenly asked me a question, which volga flows into the caspian sea, i was frightened and said river, he said correctly. at our institute there was a major who commanded so much, through the lobby to study with songs of magom sharsh, and they walked like cute little ones, but we’re not fools, right? not a single smart person would think of what
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the last fool would think of, one person was asked how you manage to do so much stupidity in a day, he said: and i get up early, well, what smart person would think of that, doctors deal with fools the most , because they have a flow all the time, one doctor told me, a patient comes, he says to her: sit down, please, she says: who am i, he says: well, i’m already sitting, that means you, she sits down, he says: last name, she says, whose is mine, he says: well, i know my last name, that means yours, she says petrov, he says, undress to the waist, she says: from below or from above? well, i wonder why - does the ear and nose and throat doctor undress from below? it’s not clear, it’s really not clear why this doctor would have to undress from above? well, you never know, one doctor told me, a patient comes and says: doctor, i don’t have children, it’s hereditary for us, my grandfather didn’t have children, my father didn’t have children, where are you from? i am from minsk? okay, yes, the same doctor told me,
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he says, an old patient of mine comes and says: doctor, i have a brother, he sent a telegram that his child was born, he didn’t write who exactly was his son or daughter, now i don’t know who i am, uncle or aunt, one woman ’s light burned out in the apartment, she called a team of repairmen, two big men in robes came, entered the apartment, one said: “mistress, why is it so dark here?” do you think scientists are not fools, no matter how much? i have one friend, a doctor of sciences, he was sitting, sitting, a friend says to me, please tell me why blondes dye their roots black hair? i want to say that there are no boundaries for fools, there are no boundaries for stupidity, absolutely, so i ’m walking in odessa one day, i say, please tell me, it’s like going to the sea, how do i know, i ’m always on my way home from work. i once asked another: how to go to the toilet? he says: why do you need it? in
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israel on a bus, scene: are you next to get off? i go out, and he comes out in front of you, comes out, and you asked him, asked him, and what did he answer you? amazing thing! well, this, this is a well-known object, that means nonsense, these are blondes, right? blondes are traveling together in a train compartment, the train enters a tunnel, one blonde says to the other: listen, how this driver drives into the tunnel, i can never go into the garage? a blonde is driving in a car, listening to the radio, and suddenly announces on the radio: “you are listening, but russian radio.” blodin says: how do they know that i listen to russian radio? one blonde was stopped by a traffic policeman, well, he said: you’re right, she said: what is this? well, it says, such a small thing, there is your image. she rummaged around, rummaged in her bag, saw a mirror, there was an image, she gave grief. this mirror, he looked, said, why
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didn’t you immediately say that you also work in the traffic police, who writes these jokes about the bloody woman, but these are men, but it’s better that you yourself , or something, one man called an ambulance, an ambulance arrived, his two ears were burned, the doctor asks how you managed it, he says, yes, i was ironing my trousers, then the phone rang, i mechanically applied the iron, he says, the second ear, and this is when i’m already in the ambulance? i called, this is amazing history, it means that on the cruise there was a pool on the deck, the beach was like this, everyone was sitting, naturally undressed, in swimsuits, that is, swimming trunks there, one tourist walks with an inflatable woman, walks, says to him, are you a fool or something, look how many are alive , beautiful, young women, and you walk around with an inflatable woman, yes, there will be a crash, i’ll float inflated her and let’s see which of us is the fool. i was told that in the nineties, one man transported
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10 g of radioactive uranium to poland across the border in his pants, they told him, are you a fool or something? there will never be children, he says, what the hell with them with children, but i will provide for grandchildren for the rest of their lives, so what am i leading to all this, to the fact that there is no need to scold fools, they simply make our lives more fun and happy , they are simply necessary, so take care of the fools, because there are so... few of us left. mestislav rostropovich was a very witty man. i even once asked boris brunov, who himself had no equal at the table. i say, did you meet someone in your life who was wittier than you? he said: yes, one only human. rostropovich, so, another friend of mine, aidar gainulin, a wonderful
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boy player, told how they drove together from a concert in gai, naturally, there was a banquet after the concert and rostropovich. after the concert i took him home, they broke the rules, rostropovich crossed a double line in his car, a traffic cop stopped them and said: your rights, he was about to fine them, but rostropovich leaned out of the car window and said: “my dear, we were just performing at your place.” the main boss, then there was a banquet, of course we we drank, and this main boss of yours told me: go home, but only diagonally. the artist who will now be on this stage also drives a car, never breaks traffic rules, but traffic cops still stop her, but only to get her autograph, because both traffic cops and people of all kinds love this actress professions, but the whole country loves her, and i
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love her too, meet this artist, my favorite actress, honored artist of russia, elena. word: i want, and even if you crack, and man, rushed about, ran around, smokes in the lodge, grunts, hisses something, and is sick, completely crazy, and has crooked legs, here it’s only the second size, and how many imagines itself, and my mother
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doesn’t like me, and is cynical, and mercantile, only he has already remembered what you want, has already specified the color and... the measure of what i want is that a woman’s desire always grows faster than a man’s little one. if you want something, never demand or ask, just say: i want. “i want a bag made from the skin of malay hariwasik, these hariwasik are so cool, the guy needs to be kept in good shape, he hasn’t woken up yet in the morning he woke up, he
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had not yet opened his cornflower blue eyes, which between his eyebrows and pouches, but he should already feel guilty. that i didn’t buy you something yesterday, never talk about your whim in advance, your husband should find out he’s stunned, you can take a stunned man with your bare hands, in the dead of night, quietly, kiss his bald spot, quietly, quietly, in his ear, say in a gentle voice: "vadik, daddy!" strike! vadik, could you make one of my little dreams come true, i want, i warn you, the assessment of the word, if you jumped from the balcony, go downstairs
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under the balcony, catch me, drag me back and explain what i want again. if he jumped off the balcony for the second time, run down, catch him, drag him back, and tell him what he didn’t hear. the third time he will run to the balcony, tie him to a chair, the chair to the radiator, girl, but when he gets tired of you jumping, he will take you by the hand and lead you to where you say, your day will come, reconciliation of consent, you! you try it on, he agrees. he must understand that even if he is enough now, when he
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sees the price, you will still save him, if you bring it back to life, he will definitely have to buy it. but never say that without a mink coat you will freeze to death, you will tell him the way out. “don’t put pressure on your husband, but let him understand that next to a happy woman, in a mink coat, oh, even the smallest little man feels like a male, they love to feel like males, men are smart in nature, but the world is ruled by women who are fools, men’s
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logic may be correct, but women’s logic is more interesting, look, every woman wants a new dress, yes, yes, yes, but even more she wants to fit into the old one, we unpredictable, i recently told my husband, i want a gold ring... buy, buy a gold ring, i want, i want, i bought a gold ring, i’m sitting, listening to kadusheva, a real man is the one who gets out of the car and says: darling, you parked perfectly , and this lexus was already crumpled, the cat was already dead, yes, this tree is here... no one needed it, yes, we are not perfect, but as they say, sharp edges are forgiven for a diamond, because a wife is
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a cook, a dishwasher, a technician , laundress, nurse, teacher, teacher, seamstress, economist, accountant, psychologist, mistress, and the husband gets tired at work, guys, if your wife... is in a bad mood, move away to a safe distance, throw your wallet at her, and you women allow yourself to be whims, it’s like a massage, a couple of whims and rested, but here you also need to know when to stop, otherwise one idiot asked her husband for a mink coat, half an hour later she said: i want boots made of mink, and after another 40 minutes she threw a scandal: i want mink tights, you know how it ended, he killed me, in court he was acquitted, given
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a ticket to a sanatorium, and his ex-mother-in-law was forced to pay him alimony, but this is a tragedy, there is also a comedy, a husband and wife had a fight, the wife says: that’s it, that’s it, pack your clothes and leave here, that’s it, that’s it, i don’t want any more, he says, yes, okay, come on, i packed my things, went to the exit, but she doesn’t let up and... so that you suffer all your life, he turns and says: listen, you won’t understand, you just told me to leave, now you want me stayed with you, many people believe that a woman’s needs should correspond to a man’s capabilities, this is a very big mistake, a man should be able to jump. just above his head and want it and wait for applause for a successful
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jump, and then how he will bow out, oh, my husband said that tonight he will do whatever i want, it would be night soon, i want to see how he will glue the wallpaper in the hallway , and at night you really want to snuggle up to his warm shoulder, listen to his quiet snoring or snoring, then... crack his slippers in the face so that he stops, sleep peacefully next to him again, because there are no cold women, it happens to melt, there is no point, of course, there are stubborn men, but here the easiest way is hysteria, shed a tear, scream, but you shouldn’t scream like that, you need to scream like during childbirth, if
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you scream correctly for half an hour, then boots, a fur coat, go to paris the husband easily comes out without the help of a midwife, you know what an ideal couple looks like, the wife says, honey, go drink vodka, and he says: honey, i haven’t washed the floors yet. and what else am i? what i want to say, guys, if you wake up a bell in a woman’s soul in time, she is yours, forever and ever ring for you all your life, everything can be taken away from a person, money, an apartment, orders, but no
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one can take our love away from us, we won’t take anything with us there. you can only take away what is here in your soul, the smile of your loved one, the laughter of a child, your mother’s lullaby that sang to you when you were sick, the wonderful smell that lives on the back of your grandson’s head, you can only take away the love given to our soul by god, the woman uttered one single word: i spit, and the whole world froze gratefully.
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attention, everyone is entering the german zone patrol, the premiere for victory day, it is necessary to free the skies of crimea from the germans. i ordered the transfer of fatan to the 267th regiment, major roman. yes, come on, comrade romanov, who mister imprisoned. then a special thank you from me personally. let's go dance, thank nikolaevich, i don't dance, i don't dance, i don't drink, here she is, an example of your officer's shoulder straps, she behaves like the last one, welcome to the ranks of those who have stumbled, your homeland has given you a chance to atone for your guilt, only penalty prisoners go into battle, the task is not easy, you will have to act in the enemy’s operational center, fighters, the battle for the crimea,
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the whole country knows them, because they are the voices of the era, but sometimes no one even guessed what personal dramas are hidden behind their joy on air. after some thoughts. 50 years of all-secret legends of the all-union radio, the most unexpected meeting, live broadcast on monday on rtr, oh, how long ago it was, in the nineties , angelina vovk and i hosted a program called adults and children, she once told me, let me bring my friend, his son sings such a good song, which this friend of mine...

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