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hello, dear friends, you were right, this is a parade of humor, and we are the hosts of this program, elena stepanenko! and karen, and you’re not yourself, karen, everything’s fine with you, something, something, you look kind of strange, but no, it’s us, just here with friends, yes, we sat in a cafe, and oh, i understand, no, no, no, no, not in the sense in which, we’re just sitting, joking, i told a joke about a boxer, he’s so

decent, summer, beach, boxer sunbathing, sunbathing, suddenly out of the blue when he laughs, well, they ask him, why are you laughing, he says, yes... i’m here in the winter they told a joke, now it just dawned on me, ha ha ha, yes, here i see kostya dzhu sitting at the next table, and lena is looking at me so attentively, i have never run so fast, yes haren, sports and humor often happen nearby, an artist i knew spoke to the athletics team and wanted to try his hand at throwing the hammer. threw it, but didn’t have time to open his hands and flew away along with the hammer, both of them, him and young, were barely found. it’s so good, karen, that this very talented , very curious artist made it in time for the start

of the program. and how good it is that he came without hammer this is true. now we'll see whether he came with a hammer or without. meet me. my wife bought me a car as a birthday present, a car from japan, don’t rush to congratulate me, the deceit of a woman, worn out by her , has no boundaries.

or chicken breeder? in our city, how can you drive, we have proper speed bumps, they lie farther from the road, they don’t bother anyone. okay, my wife bought this car, i didn’t know about the option then, well, i washed the purchase in a restaurant in french, it’s called napoleon, the french specially came from yerevan to open it, then i got into car, it won’t start, some guy says: if the car doesn’t start, then... there are many reasons, maybe there’s no gas, or maybe because you’re poking the key into the wall, you ’re sitting under the table in a restaurant, i left the restaurant by myself without outside help, i just hold on to the curb a little, i got into

the car, put the key in, it won’t start, it’s an infection, and a nasty woman’s voice says: you can’t drive the car, you’re drunk, the dose of your intoxication is pipes. then a traffic cop drove up, forced him to breathe into the phone, and said: you are drunk, move two steps away from the vehicle. funds, now i ’ll drive your car to the impound lot and i got behind the wheel. a second later, a red ball appeared on the japanese flag, i said, why didn’t you say that you had problems with the ignition? and he started yelling on the phone: marina, i’m quitting, the machine spoke to me in the voice of your mother, the kingdom of heaven. i wouldn’t wish it on my enemy, it’s a fresh car, but i walked home like lomonosov, i towed the car to a car service center to remove this option, none of the car service technicians know where this sensor is in the car, 10 technicians took turns in the car just stick your head in, voice right away, you

can’t repair the car, you’re drunk, but that’s okay, i’ll start the car drunk, i’ll deceive you, how can you do something illegal. i put on a gas mask, just walked up to the car, it started right away, right away, but not the car, my neighbor, 62 years old and only divorced. she pressed herself close to me and said: oh, neighbor, how do you know that i’m attracted to men in a gas mask? let's have some tea with the elephants, he pulls me by the trunk, he barely escaped, he almost lost his elephantine dignity, then he inserted the key and said: "come on, start the geisha's daughter." voice says: "you can't drive, you're drunk." i say: “is the sakura dried up”? how did you know that i was drunk? a voice says: only a drunk can start a car wearing

a gas mask, wearing panties instead, and then , as luck would have it, my friends invited me to go fishing, there was one person’s birthday, there were 30 cases of cognac for five people, i couldn’t help but go for such a bite, i cried, but i went , 200 km on a bicycle in winter is no joke, everything that didn’t rub against, that was frozen into stone, hurt, one night i dreamed of starting the car, i need to scare her, i drank 50 for courage, then 100 for courage, then 500 for fearlessness, took a baseball bat, screamed like tarzan on the hood with all the dope, dirt, got behind the wheel, turned the keys, she started up, i drove for 2 hours with joy i drove it, on the red one, along the sidewalks and in clubs. then my son came up and said: dad, this is my computer, give me the joystick. the nerve burst, i called

the service center for foreign cars, a team of specialists arrived, i said, guys, i ’ll give you 300 bucks, just figure out the sobriety sensor, they twiddled something, replaced it, they say, that's it, well done for calling us, this sensor died in a week, and you could drive drunk, we installed a new one, now there will be enough years for... then one specialist suggested: you need to freeze the car, the sensor will break in the cold will start. well, we drove the car into a large refrigerator at a meat processing plant, and turned on the frost at full power. i say: get ready, you don’t have to eat rice with sticks. we kept the car in the freezer for 3 days, opened the refrigerator, i approached, the car was shaking and yelling obscenities at me, and without an accent, i think that's it, i'll start it now. it turned out that it was my father-in-law who was yelling, i forgot him in the back seat while he was sleeping, after this frostbite he simply

forgot everything that i had borrowed from him over 40 years of marriage, they decided to push start the car , i got behind the wheel, they pushed with ten people, it was useless, stands rooted to the spot, the men spat and dispersed, the car speaks in a vile voice; to start the car from the pushrod, you have to be sober. i say, you are unfinished hara-kiri, how did you know that we were drunk? she says: only drunk people can start the car, i’m pushing it with ten people, five in front five behind me, i was once bitten by a rabid dog, now i can’t take injections if i have rabies, after forced abstinence from alcohol, the car, of course , started, in a dirty state i learned a lot of interesting things, it turns out i have not three sons, but one. moreover, there is a daughter, a guitar on which i

played, a washboard, and the mirror, looking into which i shaved for 15 years, is not a mirror, but a portrait of gogol, so if anyone wants to stop drinking, come to me, i will teach you, even without doubt it, i've been fucking around for 15 years, thank you. haren, here you are you know, they say, there are sports where neither the spectators nor the athletes themselves have any time for jokes, they thought, well, maybe sleigh or bobsleigh, there are some jokes there, terrible speeds lie in wait, trams, no, it turns out, they also joke there, say our famous bubblesleigh player and luger, four-time european champion, alexander zubkov, rushing by. driving along the ice, past my rivals at a speed of about 150 km/h, i managed to ask one of them:

guys, can you tell me if i can go to tverskaya like this? yes, a humorist, he is always a humorist, you come across even among those who do such things serious sports like mountaineering. just imagine, two climbers are climbing everest, one says to the other: yes, forget everything... “i gave up the apartment in cheryomushki.” the second one says: why? why am i sick, or something, to the fifth floor without an elevator, anyone can do it. yes, such an ability to joke at an altitude of 800 m is very rare. i hope it didn't go to waste? no, it's not missing. on stage, in the past a conqueror of mountain peaks, and now one of the best conquerors of humor, our beloved, leon izmailov. let's meet.

i read in the newspaper that an english farmer mick willery, even remembered his first and last name, at the age of 58 he had 28 accidents, he broke many bones, when he... accidentally stepped on a potato, he broke his arm, when he stepped on a cat, he broke his leg and broke his head, falling from a horse that got its hoof entangled in a plastic bag, i’ll tell you honestly, i’m certainly not as lucky as this mikuri, but

how lucky i am won’t seem a little either, i don’t know, but does this happen to you? here you are standing in line at the cash register, yes, everything is fine for everyone knocks it out, the cashier, and as soon as you approach, bam, and the cash register is broken, or let’s say she went on maternity leave, this happens to you , you’re driving, but in the rightmost lane, yes, and the two left ones are going faster than you, you move to the middle row, then the left and right go faster, you move to the first row, and he stops altogether, well, i remember, he didn’t leave, the girl promised to wait for me from the army, and six months later i receive a letter, i fell in love with someone else, give it back to me my photo, well, someone else would have hanged himself, he would have been upset, but i’m not, i collected photos from all the guys in the platoon girls, their girls, put an envelope, put in her

photograph, wrote: i don’t remember what you look like, take yours... i was going by train to visit my relatives in rostov-on-don, the three of us arrived at the station, two of us saw me off, and that means we sat down in the restaurant, there was another whole hour, well, we drank, had a snack, drank again, had a snack again, had a snack again, drank again, we looked, and my train was already leaving the platform, but we

rushed after it, you won’t believe it, these two the mourners managed to jump onto the train, but i... no, i stayed, i’m such a vizunka, that’s if i sat down in the compartment, yes, some person always comes with a ticket to my seat, or some neighbor comes across who snores so much that you can hear in the neighboring cars, have you ever tried to travel with a tajik family of eight a person, only two of them are adults, and the rest are children, and i’m all around, well...

all the numbers are like a newspaper, they all agree, i went and did what i had long dreamed of, firstly, i sent my wife, forever to my mother , secondly, i came to work, made a fuss to my boss, threw my resignation letter on his desk and went to sberbank to receive winnings, the newspaper turned out to be from last year, i realized that there was no way out, i went

home, i wanted to jump out of the window from the tenth floor, i climbed onto the windowsill, then my wife came into the room and said, take the trash with you, i realized that i had this too ... it won’t work, so now, when i’m flying on a plane, isterdesa starts telling everyone about this inflatable mattress, and about the whistle that you need to use to drive away this shark if you suddenly find yourself in the water, i don’t even listen, because i know, either this mattress won’t inflate, either the whistle will not whistle, or the shark will turn out to be deaf and not mine.

you left, came on business, the premiere, it was i who ruined your happiness, i’m sorry, i don’t weigh in, that i understand you correctly, what you want. “you understand correctly, please let me in, why do you have so much going on at once, don’t be upset, i’ll try to help you, jackdaw on monday on rtr, good morning, my beloved, my voice sounds only for you, my heart beats only for you, bernards.

morning mail with nikolai baskov. on sunday on rtr. hello, i’m coming to you. interview. and i guessed, well, you’re ready to start, look today, it’s zhenya, your new nanny, you think i don’t see how she

looks at you, smiles, all these exchanges of glances, get out, you’re still leaving who, suggestions at work they are different, you managed to please kolya, which means you will be able to play my girlfriend and charm everyone, i mean, but she is waiting for a completely different proposal, my son anton is getting married, what are you doing, what kind of damn wedding? you'll just leave, after everything that happened, you think it's right, i think what starts with deception is nothing it doesn’t end well, anton, love for hire, today on the mouth, you are looking so much for... what is our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with the bulge, the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows,

7,8 , 7.8, 7.8, as many as you like, whoever is at work, talks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor, i would cut down an oak tree. don’t pinch, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - a set for a headache, god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, oops , tomorrow on rtr, your husband took out a loan for the purchase of this apartment. “i know where to find money, on sunday, you will understand that your daughter has a photograph, and letters, not real, well, she

could be...” with a scammer, that you did not agree with me, you will understand that i can protect you, both of you, why do you need this, decide fate, on sunday on rtr, today is a holiday for the girls, today there will be dancing, this year you turned 90, 90, dance with your head, well, admit to yourself that it was yours dream,

i pass by the fitness center, oh, you still pass by, yes, yes, by, all the time i remember how i once went there, lena, it’s so funny, there are huge portraits of handsome bodybuilders on the walls, and people in the hall are puffing themselves up, lifting weights, pumping their biceps with hatred and anger, looking with envy at the wall with inflated strongmen, and you know, karen, i remember when you went to the fitness center and saw how the trainer was showing a skinny guy new to different exercise machines, he said: this is a machine for the legs, this is for the abs, this machine is for triceps, the guy asks, is there such a machine that in the shortest possible time? time to impress girl, the coach says: what, the girl is impressed, in the shortest possible time, only one machine, an atm, i know this story and i have to tell the secret, this guy didn’t...

become a bodybuilder, he doesn’t need to, he knows how to impress with his voice , now you will see for yourself once again, meet gleb matveychuk on our stage in the parade of humor. we rode in a troika with bells, lights flashed in the distance, oh, if only i could follow you now,

scatter my fur coats from melancholy, along a long, moonlit path, and from that song that goes into the distance the links are flying, and from the old one, that seven -stringed one, which at the beginning is like that. at me on a long road, behind the night moon, but with the song that will fly out of me, with that old-fashioned, behind the stringed one that tormented me so much at night, let us overcome it because of the gift, in vain they burned night after night. if we are done with

the old, then these nights will depart, a long road, a moonlit night, and a song that echoes in the distance. “and with that ancient string that tormented me so much at night, dear, with a long, moonlit bun, sing to the one that climbs, ringing, from that sarina, yes simestrum, which tormented me so much with urine, we rode in a troika with bells.

lights flashed in the distance, oh, when would i follow you now? i would like to dispel my soul from melancholy, my long dear, but i’ll get smart at night, and from the song that i’ll beat from me, i’ll wear it out, for the simestronic one that at night. he tormented me so much, karen, tell me, who hasn’t heard

about hunting stories? you know, a hunter i knew once told me about a hare that greyhound didn’t catch because it jumped on her. back, and the greyhound turns his head, says: oh-oh, where is he, where, he lost the trail, oh, oh, can you imagine, yes, the main thing here is to figure out why i came home without prey, the hunters were baiting me about the wild boar, which they had been waiting in ambush for a day, had already eaten all the canned food, then the boar comes out, yeah, looks at a pile of empty cans, and says, dear mother, oh, you’re so on here...

it’s for sure, i imagine, our people are returning and they tell it so clearly: i go out to the gate alone, well, here with the roar of messi from the bushes, haren, i think i know who to take an athlete with him to competitions, but who, well, listen, he eats little, takes up space not enough, she comes up with why they returned it? it’s easy without a cup, this is, of course, sergey drobatyunko, meet me,

my friends, there are many ways in the world to do this. for a person to stop drinking , you know what, coding, hypnosis, drying, powder, nonsense - that’s all , there is at least one proven folk remedy that always works, so that our person stops drinking, he needs to be really scared , i’ll tell you one almost fantastic story on this topic, late before the new year. woman at night returns home after a corporate party, i like this phrase so much: a corporate party, what was previously called a simple, understandable word, drunkenness, is now so elegant, but

does not change the essence: a typical sixteen-story building on the outskirts of the city, on the eighth floor someone is burning alone window, this is the kitchen of a local janitor, where at this time a corporate party for three is taking place, in particular , there is a discussion on what to call delirium tremens, the parties come to an opinion, i quote, but if it is already heard in the voices of it’s not dark, i’m already delirium tremens, meanwhile the woman is rushing to the entrance, it’s cold, she has a toothache... she doesn’t get it, she and the cat were attacked, she runs into the entrance, runs up to the elevator, and the elevator, it has long been separated from the entrance, he lives his life, he wants, he works, when the elevator is not working, the lights go out in the cabin, and

the woman is on the sixteenth for a minute, so she approaches this elevator with hope, presses, more, more... today is not her day, letting out a scream wounded elephant, she begins a long, painful climb to the top. became she memorized each step by sight, while on each floor she stops to spit in the elevator, it’s useless, the elevator mentally sends her higher and higher, on the fifteenth floor, not hoping for anything, she presses the miracle button, the elevator rushes towards her with a joyful cry: well, at least one floor, she goes into...

after an afterthought, she says from the booth: don’t press , the elevator is not working, a pause, after which a remark is heard, these bastards, if only they could replace the elevator, they installed an answering machine, the steps go into the darkness, the woman tries to doze off, what else to do, at this time the local janitor comes out onto the eighth floor landing, getting ready for work, presses the button, miracle! the elevator rushes towards him, but for some reason the light

does not light up, but he wanted it that way, not knowing what gift the ghost is preparing for him, the janitor, swearing, enters the dark cabin, naturally does not notice anyone , presses the first button, the doors close and the elevator goes on vacation, the janitor starts pounding on the walls screaming: at least one mug would wake up, when they hear a voice from the darkness, and i’m not sleeping, cold with horror, the janitor asks the darkness, who is here? you know, such coincidences happen probably once in centuries, she decided to joke, she said: who is who? delirium tremens, i bet you won't guess what the janitor asked the next moment, he asked: are you coming to me?

and the janitor had a shovel with him, he begins to swing it in the dark shouting: go away, unclean, because the woman reasonably answers, i would be glad, there’s nowhere, 2 years have passed since then, the janitor doesn’t drink, though they don’t use the elevator, that means it works, that means they’re saying it right. it's a shock in our opinion i haven’t felt this good for a long time, i also felt very good, oh, today i’m pregnant, you ’ll soon become a dad. which means he’s just like everyone else, he decided to hit on you, he’s married, and

i’m pregnant, light, somehow i got confused, you got lost between two pines, dear neighbor, premiere, today on rtr, please, introductions and roll call it’s possible without space, i’m very glad that you came to visit me, how much tea will i drink, now everything is just coming true, i surrender everything with

joy, let’s all wave our hands when everyone is at home with timur kizyakov, on sunday on rtr, they say, they wanted to see me, it’s not like you, you will receive half a ruble a month, you will work, i don’t work for russia, i serve russia, their choice is service. how will i look people in the eye? their love is their homeland. i didn't deserve this. i'm an officer. this is when you live for others. don't live for others. their element. yes sir. will be a wife,

the boss’s wife is bored. june 12 on rtr, you’re a singer, i just feel that it’s your voice, right? they drew parallels and analogies. and even a small investigation, and therefore not in your own voice, by the method of deduction, you were not convinced by the speeches, i was completely confused

, i’ll tell you honestly, but they were still carried out, everyone has the right to... a mistake, catch me if you can, a big musical show, sings, doesn’t sing, well, it happens at the caraoke, on friday at rtr, hello, i’m coming to you for an interview, and i guessed, well, you’re ready to start, look today, this is zhenya, your new nanny, you think i don’t see how she looks at you is he looking? smiles, all these exchanges of glances , go away, and who leaves whom, there are different job offers, you you managed to please kolya, so you will be able to play my girlfriend and charm everyone, thank you, but she is waiting for a completely different proposal, my son anton is getting married, what are you doing, what a damn

wedding, you will just leave, after everything that happened, you think it’s right , i believe that what begins with deception does not end well, anton. they say the hardest thing in sports is to start and not quit on the first day, especially when you are already 40. my friend once decided to start a new life and went for a run for the first time in his life, well, i have to i must admit, he had a powerful incentive: he fell in love and wanted to look decent in front of his beloved and lose weight. she, of course, decided to support him, together they went to the park, he put on his sneakers, she took the binoculars, when he went for the second round, she sent him a text message to support him: honey, this red scarf around your neck really suits you, and he texts in response: darling, this is not a scarf, it’s

a tongue on my shoulder, i don’t know if this story is true? or an anecdote, but now a wonderful actress will appear on this stage, who will tell you the story of a sports theme. so, meet the charming, unique elena stepanenko. hello. capacity, i'm on fitness, i have a lot of energy and a great mood, and the reason for this is a healthy lifestyle, cognac, no, i don't drink cognac, i infuse it with medicinal herbs,

girls, a healthy lifestyle is very cool, i'll tell you now i’ll teach you everything, so first of all, i walk everywhere with a stick. at work with poles, i walk with poles, to the store with poles, i even swim in the pool with poles, breaststroke, backstroke, although i have a coach all the time yells, you fool, at least take off your poles in the water, we already have more one-eyed people in the pool than two-eyed ones, oh, girls, i don’t relax on vacation, yes, this morning in the gym... i ran 10 km on the treadmill, while i they didn’t say that the track had to be turned on first. oh girls, i love sports. “in winter i swim in an ice hole, my first jump was not easy for me, i missed

the ice hole five times, but the sixth time i broke through the ice, but got stuck upside down up to my waist, luckily for me a rescuer rushed in and began to save me, oh, he did that to me saved, in short, in as a result of the rescue operation": he pulled my legs so actively that he became the father of my first child, rustamochka, girls, sport is health, today i was rowing on a boat, i already have calluses on my hands, i rowed for 2 hours, look, and they are shouting at me, i was fooling , you’re pushing a boat into the water, you’re rowing something on the shore. oh, girls, but most of all i love yoga, girls, now i’ll teach you everything, so

i got up in the morning, no need to early, at four o’clock, i drank six glasses of apple juice. vinegar, smeared myself all over with grease and begin a set of tibetan exercises monks, we start with the very... that exercise: put your feet on your eyebrows, put your nose in your navel, begin to massage your tailbone with your tongue, then splash out all the negative energy with the cry of the shaulin monks: sun, sun, sala! go straight for a run, you don’t have to run for a long time, 25-30 km, but you have to run naked so that the wind blows the sahasrara,

in winter the girls and i harden ourselves, we steam in the sauna, listen, we’re sitting in the steam room, the temperature is 200°, oh, how red crayfish, quickly! let's jump out and swim in the snow, girls, i once took a swim in the snow, i fly back in the steam room, i look, you’re giving birth, it turns out it’s a builders’ shed, and the foreman tells me, it’s a nightmare of shalabluda, a sheet, cover up the naked shaikan, by the way, he is the father of my second child, that’s it, girls, now food, girls, i don’t eat fast food, carbohydrates, confectionery, meat, but my diet

is very varied, so, listen, dried burdock, boiled burdock, salted burdock, soaked burdock, smoked burdock, acorns, ha, now it seems to you that acorns are not tasty, but after dried burdock will go yuura. "i eat acorns kilograms, but there are no side effects from them, oink-oink, they are very useful, oink-oink, very nutritious, kru-oink, my guru, hereditary indian yok, purebred indian, givi aftandilovich gagaberidze, he..." also eats these acorns are kilograms, girls, he recently showed me

his lower chakra, girls, he has such a chakra there, my whole aura is sweating, in short, he became the father of my third child, variko , let’s not get distracted by the way, girls, about the flour ! , flour, eat as much as you want, in unlimited quantities. the only thing is that the flour should be made from dried acorns. hru-hruk, this is very useful. my soul is literally breaking, you know. yes, i see how someone is eating incorrectly, well , look, i’m coming, yes, there’s one eating meat, oh,

listen, the chaska with... he’s flying in all directions, i tell him: comrade, so what? you do, well, you need to eat right, you need to eat medicinal herbs, sprouted rice, and they tell me, woman, don’t meddle with the dog, it will bite you, oh, in general, girls, i bring light to the world, and my husband says that i'm talking nonsense, by the way, he recently left me... that’s what he left me, i can’t understand, because i cared so much about his health, girls, he slept on bare boards with me to improve his posture, i forced him to do breathing exercises, breathing exercises, we breathe for 40 minutes, then don’t breathe for 40 minutes, and having learned that vitamins are destroyed when food is cooked, i began to feed him only

raw food, raw beans, lentils. the peas immediately, immediately filled him with tsi energy, and the girl’s tsy energy is responsible for his career, and you won’t believe it, you won’t believe it, he used to sit at work, he had 20 people sitting around him, as soon as he started eating right, peas, lentils, beans, he was immediately given a separate office, oh, girls,

society is not yet ready for a healthy lifestyle, here i am, because of a healthy way of life , they kicked me out of work, that’s what they kicked out, i can’t understand, you understand, i came to work, i came to work normally, i’m sitting at work, which means i’m calm, my feet are in a basin with turpentine, there’s a compress of black clay on my face, green onions sticking out of my nostrils due to infection watermelon on the head and crusts for hair growth, i sit, massage my ears with my heels and scream, and they say to me: irina petrovna, you are still the regional prosecutor, are you disrupting the court hearing? oh!

girls, what i want to say is, choose a healthy lifestyle, not everyone here is ready, but this is so wonderful, look, here on our palms there are acupuncture points, and if you hit your palms, one after the other, rejuvenation occurs. body, let's rejuvenate, fitness, fitness, fitness, yoga, yoga, yoga, in my head, of course, there are a lot of cockroaches, i used to be chubby, because

that i ate everything, but... now i only put healthy food in my mouth, chestnuts, pine cones, horseradish, and i eat fly agarics, well, there’s a longing in my soul, i really want it, a bowl, meat, meat, meat, two sausages in the bone, i yesterday i stole from a dog bowl, i'm cold, i'm bored in nirvana, i want to snort tequila in a restaurant.

you don’t even need to invent anything here, in real life so many funny things

happen in sports, just take it and retell it, yes , you’re absolutely right, karen, well, boxer mike tyson once in the middle of a fight simply bit off his opponent’s ear, can you imagine, isn’t that it’s funny, how can you imagine something like that with your mother-in-law, so that she’s in... on implants, otherwise there’s absolutely nothing to bite, that’s what she was hinting at, karen, karen, well, wait, well, karen, well, wait, well, let’s not oh sad, but actually i want to tell you, you can’t escape fate, uh-huh, uh-huh. am i really not going to live to see the day when people repeat jokes about sports more often than jokes about mother-in-law

? sport joke that people in general they will forget about the mother-in-law, it was he who jokingly advised biathletes to train in the siberian forest, because wolves do not forgive mistakes in back shooting. also yes, yes, yes, he did it without saying a word, the stage is a subtle connoisseur of humor, yuri oskarov, we meet, we meet, the guy comes up to the girl with all his personality and says: girl, you were waiting for a prince on a white horse, she says , well, he... well, i came, he said: cool, where is the prince? the big problem is with princes, there are a lot of princesses, the auditorium is full, but i want to say, there are princes, we are, here they are, we men, and we want

women to pay attention to us too, we want to look good, we take care of our hair, the way we dress, we also want you, dear women, to like us. imagine a man who came to the barbershop to get his hair done before a date with a girl. good afternoon, sit down, whether your temples are slanted or straight, although it doesn’t matter. ficar um cheiro de alegria tua beleza.