so that women also pay attention to us, we want to look good, we take care of our hair, the way we are dressed, we also want to please you, dear women, imagine a man who came to the hairdresser to do his hair before a date with girl. good afternoon, have a seat. what kind of temples you have, oblique or straight, although it doesn’t matter, quero um cheiro de alegri, tua beleza, te ouvi dizer que sim aqui no meu jardim.

what, everything is for you, sunrises and fogs for you, you know, i was in the village with my grandmother, there was nothing to do, i decided to go to the bathhouse, a real village bathhouse, in the bathhouse you can also show off how it happens, now i ’ll show you,

before a date with a girl , a guy came to an expensive boutique to pick out a suit, hello, help you, this... .exclusive collection. these costumes are worn only by world stars. will you take it? socks? thank you!

all the songs that will be played in our studio are about dancing. admit it was your dream. it was my dream, i grew up on your pita. little girl, dark nights.

we are all starting a new life, they saw a daughter in her, i hope you understand that you have become a potential heir to a decent fortune, and the daughter... you look 100 to one, what is our task to open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with a bulge. what character's name from pushkin's works everyone knows,

what is 7.8, 7.8, 7.8, how much, who is at work, speaks a lot and loudly, if you answer. with humor, i cut oak, don’t pluck, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - this is a set for a headache, god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, tomorrow on rtr. let's finally get to know each other, christina, your younger sister, what are family passions, where did you even come from, but she transferred everything to christina, i won’t budge until i throw this impostor out of our house, i won’t give up what i got from my family, you must unite against her and not let this

scoundrel take over our money, our factory, now i don’t understand at all that we they have become a real family, they are sealed under seven seals already on the website in the application. coral, as you know, athletes are terribly superstitious people, did you know about this, knew, heard, yes, they believe in various signs, and it can be so funny, listen, for example, figure skaters, especially girls, are afraid to part with their skates, even if they brought their luck was already 10 years ago, and one fellow rapist carried a photo of a girl with him everywhere, his wife found a scandal, well...

he read that messi had in his youth, when he was just starting to play for the spanish barcelona, ​​remember, there was such a sign: if you quietly throw a potato into the opponent’s goal, you will definitely score. listen, our football player, as soon as he found out, there, he threw all kinds of potatoes into someone else’s goal, and raw ones, in their uniforms, and even french fries, and then he hits the goal, everything misses, he says: “lord, is it really impossible?” grow normal potatoes in our country, old man, the artist who is about to come to the microphone does not need any signs for success, his jokes are without any potatoes, hit the target, on stage svyatoslav

yeshchenko, we meet. you won’t get bored during our life, i’m sitting at home, i’m bored, i open the doorbell, there are two women on the doorstep, hello, we’re all russian population census, i say, hello, can we come in, we’ll sign you up, how can we not let you in, i’m launching them into an apartment, they are like statesmen. on the sides , loop-loop, loop-loop, i ask, are you definitely from the census, they say, yes, exactly, here we have a pen and a notebook, i say, they just said on tv that you have

everyone has the same jackets with inscriptions, one says: it’s you guys, you can wear the same outfits, but we... i don’t show it, i say, don’t worry, i just asked, we’re just very gullible, how many of us are there? since they were deceived, the woman says, then you don’t have to ask about nationality, so let’s write it down: lahiyan, i’m asking, but you actually have a lot of questions, they say, well , more than 40, wow, but so as not to burden you? we have reduced them to two, you have already answered one, now another question, how much do you

get? oh, i say, a lot, and from my wife i receive, and from the boss, we meant money, money, where do you keep it, i say, but don’t keep it, your wife still finds it, so they say, money doesn’t smell, but she sniffs around, where is your wife? do you have any valuables in your apartment?

i say: yes, just yesterday i bought as many as 20 packs. 20 packs of what? i'm saying it as if you don't understand, right? it’s like you don’t understand? in russia, from time immemorial, we have an ancient custom: as soon as we find ourselves in a completely harsh situation, we immediately purchase. buckwheat that's right, we don't like her, the pan, we’re spoiling it, there’s still 10 packs left until the next tough situation, the woman says, well , what does buckwheat have to do with it, well, there’s something more valuable, i say, well, maybe it’s more valuable, peas, or what? this is our emergency reserve, he said, let’s ask directly, you have gold, i say: a lot, but where is it? i say, here, the golden asshole.

by the way, many people ask me about him, the women were surprised, they said: what, someone else besides us was interested in you? i say, yes, he is constantly interested, today, for example, call, hello, you are greeted by the dental center, we are running a promotion, we remove the first tooth for free, i think. how did they know about my gold? the woman says: oh scoundrels, oh swindlers, do you have more affordable gold? i say: there is one in the next room, we have an old family icon in a gilded frame, it helps against all evil spirits, if, for example, a person comes to you with bad thoughts, and you show him this icon, he immediately begins to shake, yes i 'll show it to you now, but... don't bother,

there’s nothing to rewrite, i say, you’re not going anywhere, we’ll probably go, in fact, you’ll go until i treat you to tea, they chuckled slightly, he said, don’t be afraid of your tea with peas, i say, well, why, as expected, with crackers, well, i took them into the kitchen, brought some tea with... i ask, are you sure you don’t have any more questions, they say: well, there is one, but it’s unlikely you use it, i say, what? by bank card? i say why do i use it, only this bank card annoys me, you know, women perked up, why, why is it annoying, this card is a scam, haven’t you noticed, you go, for example, to an atm to withdraw, for example, 500 rubles, it’s yours. it’s as if this atm has the entire budget of the country, but it

only gives out one piece of paper, the pin code also infuriates me, i constantly forget it, but what is your pin code, the census taker asks, i say what, my wife’s birthday, what are you doing? you forget to congratulate your wife on her birthday, i say, well , yes... what a horror, let us remind you, just tell me your wife’s date of birth and your card number. i say i have it’s recorded on the phone, but where is it? i put my phone down, i don’t remember, the census taker says: take mine, call me, she gives me her iphone, i’m dialing the numbers, i hear a signal somewhere nearby, they say: it’s in your pocket, sorry, it’s just a strange call, as if you didn’t call, but sent an sms, then i realized that it was time to break up, i

said: yes, dear ones, i just got two from your phone. put it, they jumped up, oh you scoundrel, oh swindler, and i’m saying this, my dears, so that in future you will think, who needs to be rewritten, you see , show them the gold, name your wife’s birthday, but now you ’ll be gnawing on my peas without tea, i ’ll cook buckwheat now, i’ll make you scrub off the pots that you’re staring at, get out. or give you a pin code for speed, they so arrogantly say: we won’t go anywhere until you return the money to us, i say: please stay, in 5 minutes the sleeping pills will take effect and i’ll calmly hand you over to the police, they’ll give you a hand run out of the apartment, i shout after them: “run faster, i mixed sleeping pills along with laxatives!” well, we ran away

they, and i’m standing there so happy, and what about 2.0 rubles? i’m holding a new generation iphone in my hand, well , which of us is a loser, this is how i earn extra money, yes, they should soon come from a legitimate company to change the seals on the windows. they didn’t come to you, but my neighbors here the other day sealed the window for 27 rubles. i’ll go get ready, i want to print six five-thousandths on a color printer, imagine, i give them 30,000 rubles, and they give me three from the dacha, but

they’re real. you need to go to the hare lakes, your relatives live there, what other hare lakes are there, what are you planning there again, the premiere, how you look like tanya, but no, i don’t, are you with your mother’s parents, yes, dad, i like it that way, i’m immediately going to pick you up, live under the same roof. it doesn’t mean being one family, he lived with my daughter forever, and now he’s taken care of the children, dad, stop, but she has a plan, i decided to finish this story, dad, we just don’t need her anymore, alexander nikolaevich, jackdaw on monday rtr. the floor is shaking, the walls are resourceful,

big changes have come, a new season with a new renovation, with a slight movement of the hand, we are making three from this room absolutely without a face different functional areas, ideas are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes. i love plants, i'm actually a plant maniac. real stone flowers will soon bloom in our heroes' living room. after dismantling, much will become clear, and dreams become reality. yes, look, let big changes into your home. every

sunday on rtr. remember that you are a woman, and a woman should captivate, flirt, but i don’t know how, i need to find a man who can do this correct, i strongly recommend that you pay attention to your colleague, even the most unlucky caterpillars, i really like you, turn into butterflies, sleepyhead. come to me, no one has surrounded me with such care and love, the main thing is not to burn your wings, what a bastard, i went to edik, but he is nowhere to be found. i think he's leading you on for us. if you love, let go, if it’s yours, it will definitely come back, and if not, then it was never yours. the law

of conservation of love on friday on rtr. for us, if it’s sports, then it’s with records. if it’s a holiday, then it’s a national holiday, we love traditions, we honor our history, value family and strong relationships, and admire how the country ahead is blossoming. even more achievements await us, fall in love with the country more at the russia exhibition, i would rather say yes, no,

he doesn’t sing, women’s yes, against men’s, no, whose will take it, last chance, change your mind, no, i’m not changing, catch me, if you can, heaven would happen on june 12 on rtr, you know,

karen, it’s very funny when people get into an argument with their habits from ordinary life, we had a case, excuse me, lina, who has karen, well, i same master of sports in swimming, didn’t you know, well, in short, listen to the story, we are standing ready. jump into the water on the next bedside table , a brand new swimmer, well, for the first time at a competition, can you imagine, the judge fires the starting pistol, bang, and the girl, it turns out, has been serving in the police for life, arena, she has a reflex to a shot, in a second the judge flies in one direction , the gun to the other, they barely dragged it away, yes, but it happens the other way around, in sports they pick up different habits and drag them away. ordinary life, here’s my friend, he was doing dudo, and there’s such a tradition, before going out they take off their shoes on the carpet, listen, well, it’s a wonderful habit, otherwise men are always

walking straight from the street in their boots, stomping, well, he’s also out of habit from the dudo, bowing to the owner’s waist, even better, karen, very intelligent, yeah, very intelligent, but the next second , out of habit, he throws the owner over the hip with a sweep, what do you say to this? karen, i’ll say how lucky it is that the artist who is about to appear on stage chose chess in his youth out of all sports, and what kind of bad habits are there in chess, there are none, there they don’t even swear, they just threaten with obscenities, but apparently they don’t have the courage to say, stage, alexey shcheglov, we meet! it is generally accepted that life is much harder for women than for men, a woman comes

home, the apartment is not cleaned, the dishes are not washed, the food is not prepared, oh, just think, how hard it is for us men, you come home, the tv is not watched, the internet is not on, the sofa is not lying down, but what about it anyway? talk, it’s better to sing about it, we sing about our difficult male lot, it’s very difficult for a man to live, unless he’s married, because the wife will find a reason for financial expenses, dresses, skirts, blouses, clothes, all the closets are already full, but to be a sneaker, she especially needs... hair removal, sugaring, nails, botox, manicure, mask, lifting and tanning, eyebrows, yoga ,

pedicure, cleaning, peeling and pilates silicone contrast douzh and from my loving wife my husband hears every day, give, give, give, give , i was doing renovations at the dacha, i set a task for the guest workers to work on, they didn’t know our language , but they nodded vigorously. they understood exactly and after about two weeks i came to check the repairs and said i was a migrant worker, oh my god why everything the window is narrow, the toilet is chandelier instead, and the jacuzzi is installed in the hallway, they respond to all this with turahuura.

i was the most diligent student at school, to the envy of many, i solved problems. i read two hundred books, studied lessons, every day there were only a's, i got all 10 years, what was the secret, passwords, passwords, passwords, for twos, for threes,

passwords. passwords and screams and more passwords passwords, passwords, passwords, passwords, passwords, passwords, but i passed the unified state exam, along the st. petersburg, otverskaya yamskaya. yes, the little one is driving, given to the lexus, she is driving, she paints her lips, scarlet, and he’s pointing his finger at the phone, i ’m sitting next to him, my eyes bulging, eh! and i

say affectionately to my sweetheart, oh-oh, oh, oh, where are you in a hurry, in the oncoming lane, and at the red light, oh, oh, oh, oh, slow down quickly, and there are two inspectors on your hood, oh , oh, oh, oh, this is a tree, grandma is walking on the left, there is a pillar on the right, hey, hey, hey, hey, tornosi, sheep, have pity on me, gods, hey, how can we not have fun, not be sad from various troubles , a wonderful neighbor has settled in our house, they have been fooling all the neighbors for many years in a row, and the neighbor's kids quietly say to him, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad. pa-parapa

pa-parapapapa pa-parapapa, and in our yard there is a girl alone, she doesn’t know how to park at all, and she hasn’t dented the fender of the hood. she, i shout after her, and she responds, what, what? i bought a ticket to the resort, it costs a thousand, everything

is included. but there is even a sea nearby, though the barents sea, again. a blizzard of snow blew into my bed, again a bummer, i swim in an ice hole with ice cream, i drink all day, the factory runs around for me. my wife natasha and i filed for divorce, and we began to divide everything that was acquired, a dacha

with an apartment, and a garage with a car, everything went to the wife, but what i got, two pieces. like sausages, alimony, nails and a saw, and while i was wide-eyed, my mother-in-law ate the whole sausage, how does this happen, a lot happens in life, then the bummer doesn’t end, then there are problems in business. but there is no need to be sad, all issues are resolved, because the planet rotates, on men’s shoulders, and i leave the clear days for myself, and i

return the gloomy days to fate; in order to be a man, you need intelligence and strength, but what should we do? my wife will tell you. eh, karen, you know, experienced comedians know that in order for people to laugh at your jokes, and not at you, you first need to have a good idea of ​​what you are going to joke about? yes, a humorist friend of mine, before writing about bribe-taking bosses, tried to imagine such a grabber in the place, what are you doing, asked his wife to enter the office as if she were a visitor, sat down in a chair, closed

his eyes, so what, imagined, talking i couldn’t, but if she had given me a bribe, then it would be a different matter, oh, karen, here’s my friend the comedian decided to joke about sports and went. to get impressions at the stadium, sat among cska fans, fought with spartak, threw fireworks on the field, i asked him backstage, well, are you going to perform today, and he tells me: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, our beloved gennady vetrov is speaking, welcome, hello, friends. today i want to offer you a miniature called an anecdote . this story really happened to me, it is based on classic jokes, on the other hand, why not? in at one time, one of the weiner brothers said a good phrase: a joke, if it’s cool,

even if it’s bearded, it becomes even better over time, like well-aged cognac. lesa walks through the forest, the mood is: “in the bushes, crow, she is.” wow, dinner is calling, calling itself, she’s in the bushes there in the bushes with blinkers, fuss, bustle, the wolf comes out happy, buttons up, how good it is to know foreign languages, my good comrades invited me to go fishing, but i’m not a fisherman, i’ve never really gone fishing i wasn’t, i gladly agreed, but when i found out that out of all the fishing supplies they only took three boxes of vodka, i somehow tensed up, they said, okay, gen, let’s go, you know, the river is ears...

here, take a shrimp, throw it in boiling water, get it here salt, you know, and also pepper on top, and there are no teeth, neither upper nor lower, well, apparently, somewhere at work there was a collision with a carousel, so he knew a lot of history, he is a tale, and that means when we met, by the way, he was about fifty kopecks, and after fifty kopecks he immediately said, gennady, even though you’re from tv, i you don’t care about repeating the joke today, i say, well then, start, he understood, fishing, yes, the topic is fish, two fish met in standing water at a waterfall, a big fish, such a predatory one, you know, with meter-long fins, so aggressive and small. a fish, small but active, a big fish, looking at a small one,

big fish devour small ones, the little one didn’t look away and said: yes, but where can we find them? i answered him, stories, hooked on the word little, a little girl is sitting in a sandbox, digging sand, there are no toys, she just digs sand, has fun, enjoys life, digs, name is tanya, 35 years old, that’s all. he says: i’ll answer you, the man comes running home after work, he says to his wife: luda, open our bar, take the money, buy more food, i’m inviting our entire five-story building to a banquet today, she’s kolya, have you been promoted at work or what? tell me, i’ll be happy too, he says: “lyuda, i was fired from my job, but what are you, an idiot, the rest were imprisoned.” i say: “well, first of all.” the story is sad, secondly, old, but i offer you

a short and dynamic one: the husband runs home, after work, the groom says: tanya, tanya, and i changed you, she says: vitya, and me too, he says, april 1, she says, july 3, he says: july 6, kiss day, i say, where are you from? you know, because i don’t participate alone on this day, i have no teeth, i’m so sucked in. family, love and fidelity, the husband decided to test

his wife’s fidelity, returns 2 days early from a business trip, with his key, opens the door, breaks into the apartment, no one on the balcony, no one under the sofa, no one in the kitchen, no one in the closet, he his wife looks so puzzled, she looks at the answer is so cheesy, well, vitya says, you’ll have to do it yourself, he says, i tell you... a woman lives alone, she has to do everything herself, well, there’s only one, but there are eight children, all boys, and everyone’s name is boris, i i say, why suddenly, why is he here, judge for yourself, boris, a beautiful name, i say, but how does she distinguish between them, elementary, by patronymics, i say, okay, i’ll stick to the word boris, boris borisovich, borisov, grandfather , somewhere around 80 years old comes. to the doctor, he says, son, he came to do a technical inspection, he says

something hurts? no, my wife sent it, she’s 25 years old, i fulfill any whim, go and check, i came, wow, it’s a difference, she’s 25, you’re 80, he says, don’t be surprised, by the way, we ’re expecting a baby, he’s a father, sit, relax, i’ll tell you a story in the meantime, i have a friend, he is a hunter, he didn’t miss a single one. so he and the guys went to hunt wild boars, well, how will it be during the hunt, they drank in the tent, they tell tales, he hunts tomorrow, he thinks we’ll sober up and then one guy runs in, the hunter also says into the tent: guys, the wild boars found out that we’re the first to attack here, it’s just that the wild boar goes to the tent, they say, calm down, all the guys are experienced, they grab a gun, jump out, that means, from the tent, and my friend says he drank more than anyone, so he grabbed an umbrella and ran out at him with an umbrella , ironically with...

tried to go to nirvana, but before that he said: “gen, maybe friendship won our competition?” i say: well, so be it, he says: “let me kiss you, i say, don’t , not today.” sanya fell on the grass. fell asleep, and the guys and i sat by the fire for a long time, the mood was great, poisoned the stories, and you know, i realized for myself that the fishing turned out to be luxurious, i remembered the classic phrase of antoine desenteri, the greatest luxury in life is the luxury

of human communication, and you know, today we communicate with you like this directly, without any gadgets, and that’s great, let’s communicate, i haven’t felt this good for a long time, i also felt very good, oh, today, i ’m pregnant, you’ll soon become a dad, that means he’s just like everyone else, he decided to hit on you, he’s married, and i'm pregnant, light, what? somehow i... got confused, you got lost between two pines. dear neighbor, premiere. today on rtr. we go to the doctor and take up a lot of his time with empty complaints. and we don’t

go to the doctor when we seriously need to go. forewarned is forearmed. any remedy has a downside. with the most necessary knowledge about health. we dispel myths and help you find out the truth. how to act in order to land well, you need to warm up beforehand. what should you pay attention to? there should be a pill for each risk factor. where to look for help? will need just five ingredients that will benefit your entire body. two decades pass from the onset of the disease to its manifestation , so everyone needs to be examined. to the family. the most important information from the most competent sources. take care of your complex body. run yourself and stay healthy. about the most important thing - from monday to friday on rtr. you abandoned a pregnant woman and gave us money from the city? but i didn't write this. i really didn't know anything about

the child, that is, about you. on sunday. she is my daughter. this news is special. may be not your brother will like it, we are all starting a new life, they saw her as a daughter, i hope you understand that you have become a potential heir to a decent fortune, and your daughter saw no other way out, elizabeth at first portrayed a loving daughter, and then he killed, robbed and ran away, she her father and family didn’t need her, she needed his money, a fragile girl with a five-year-old child in her arms, she robs and kills, are you serious? you will really get better soon and your memory will definitely return, who you are, what you want from us, turns of fate, on sunday on rtr, every time i cry, it’s very hard

to remember, i went into my house, sat down on the floor and said: i’ll stay here, the military needs... my code, the most intelligent creature in our family. orientalism, this is conditionally some kind of parallel agenda, why don’t you think so? continuation of the conversation in new episodes of our podcasts. and so as not to miss anything, subscribe, listen and watch on

the media platform let's watch. substation, the first podcasts we watch. look, our cabbage butterfly has gone, you know, it’s not a cabbage butterfly, but it’s a moth some, you are a young, interesting woman,

it is necessary for this to be noticeable, not only to me, look at her color, as if from another planet, you are from another planet, he is really wonderful, everything is serious with us, she i’m about to write out my entire dissertation, i won’t even notice how, it wasn’t enough for you to seriously... fall in love, you yourself, i wanted you to have a little fun in all this, that was the plan, the plan, the law of conservation of love, on friday on rtr, yes, of course, sport gives a person a lot, for example, he adds to me, no, bad health, funny incidents to add to my humorous collection, there are plenty of them in sports, i will never forget a women's boxing competition, when one of the participants punched the referee

for publicly saying loudly to the whole stadium what weight she was. between you and me, i'm sure that karen also goes to the gym not for biceps, but for funny stories, he has thousands of them... and not only about sports, today he will share them with us, meet the stage irresistible, invincible, athletic, beautiful , young, you know, dear friends, today i have... such a spiritual need, not only to amuse you, to tell funny stories, but to say a toast, a toast to you, everyone who

is in this room, because a toast is a message of good energy, there are a variety of toasts, they are even in poetry, for example, the composition wishes are always the same, more health and money, great, let's make a prokidon. for the health of our hands, our legs began to chill, isn’t it time for us to jerk, god, what a wonderful word, jerk, i’ll say that in more than one language there are not so many synonyms for the word drink, so let’s remember, jerk already it was, croak, grunt, like a derboly, the professionals have gathered, one guy comes,

listen, it feels like there are only short ones here, the doctor, the doctor, says, you know, my liver hurts, the doctor says, well, probably an amateur to drink, he says, insult me, doctor, what an amateur i am, i’m a professional, well, there are even short toasts, remember, the master of such short toasts was the wonderful actor alexei ivanovich buldakov, well... well, for nature, well for a woman, well, for friendship, and there is an even shorter toast from one word, who remembers, we will, well done, we will, one african ended up in the company of our compatriots, after the fifth we will, he mumbled, we will probably be this one. “a very respected man, but i can’t drink for him anymore, you know, i

’ll tell you what’s more, in the caucasus, the toastmaster is the master of the celebration, because he knows how to not only lead the evening well, but also knows the sequence of toasts, and of course, customs, but sometimes there are also some punctures, so once in one high-mountain village the toastmaster was given this..." manual, take a glass, pretend that speak into the glass, but here everything works, everything

is connected, well, he says, now let’s check, 1, 2, 3! to his charming, unique beauty wife, he closes the glass with his palm and says: listen, this freak, what’s her name, i forgot her name, no, these are the kind of mistakes that happen if the presenter is poorly prepared.

what kind of men they are after this, at one anniversary, at one anniversary a guest comes out and addresses the hero of the day, says: dear sergei petrovich, we have known each other for so many years that we have already become like relatives, and the toastmaster gives a remark, he says, closer, he says yes thank you, we have become like close relatives. even closer, well, much closer, listen, keep the microphone closer, you can’t hear anything, but i think that you can hear me very well today, i want to say my toast, a toast to those who are in this room today, to those who on the other side of the television screen, for all those who love watching

the parade of humor program, i wish you health, goodness and... family well-being! dear guests, precious friends! we can't do without a toast this evening! there is such a tradition for many years! if there is wine in glass, then there is tamodar, if there is wine in the glass, then there is! itada, these little ones! but with great soul i want to wish you, friends, that everything will be fine, that we always gather only for joy, that our relatives will be nearby, and of course the toastmaster, without throwing words

to the wind, i want to wish you, may it be in heaven... the sun is shining, there will be peace and grace, so that there will not be a single flaw in anything, but all your relatives, your karen, avanisyan, will take it out. oh, you know, haren, there are situations in sports when everyone around you laughs, but you yourself an athlete has no time for laughter, here in sörsing, for example, it’s on a board on the waves, yes, an athlete was preparing for the world championships, and

somehow during training he made friends in the ocean with a dolphin, can you imagine, right? great, listen, they say they are so smart, oh, this athlete now seriously doubts it, can you imagine, he goes to the start, rushes to his board, now he is already ahead, has overtaken everyone... everyone, no one can catch up with him , well, well, and then, well, well, well, so what, well, this dolphin emerges, quacks something in its own way, like, hey, you, you what a fool to swim in this weather, look at the waves, no, i’m your friend, i won’t leave you, i’ll save you, and head back, back to the shore, can you imagine, the audience was just dying of laughter, my friends and i went to forest to the clearing to play football, well, i went out. hit one on one and the ball flew just above the goal straight to the tree, and well, on the tree a crow, like krylova, grabbed the ball and didn’t give it to him, she probably decided that it was cheese, probably yes, but now it tastes similar on

a soccer ball, oh, i can imagine how the spectators laughed, much like they laugh when valentina korkina and viktor ostroukhov are performing, i meet you, i said it here, i’m not hiding anything from anyone here, like some people, what am i hiding from you, don’t tell me, oh, curiosity will tear you apart, he won’t

wash away the village, why didn’t he say then that he bought a new chef, why is the thing so big, clean the house, you’ll find it, what are you, petrovna, ok, what a chef, and in our chef, the mother-in-law wrote about her lover, here... we bought a bathtub, new, oh, embolized like a saucepan, with handles, well, you yourself with handles in drips, and in what drips, i’m telling you,

new emblirovnye, that in such a big vessel, are you going to cook jellied meat or something? listen, godfather, but i feel sorry for you, well, you can’t be so dense, but i ’ll wash and eat in the bathroom. no, just fish soup, it’s clear that there is, well, in fact, the dishes are so big and new, embolized, and you will trample on it with your feet and everything else, where is the trough, what kind of trough, what are you saying, 21 there's a trough in the yard, then we can't fit in it anymore, oh, he, zink sits in it, and then the whole day we're looking for a trough, well, i'm having tea? bathhouse, but i don’t want to go to the bathhouse, well, i don’t want to go to the bathhouse, you know, you saw on tv how they expel toxins in the bathhouse, well, well, they won’t kick us out today, we’re

locals, well, you’re completely dormant, and oh, godfather , toxins are excess weight, to whom, what to whom, to whom this my weight has bothered, and that it is he who is extra, the main thing for me is not excess, but for someone it is excess, belly, what is extra, heart is extra or something, stomach, what is extra what li, what about you? well, what are you comparing, and then the organs, and then this is your fat, these are the organs, that yes, you you think that this is the stomach, well, this is a liver, in the front, what dangles from you, these are the lungs, the lungs, in the back, what sticks out, and these are the kidneys, only healthy ones, to talk to you, you have to drink peas in the bath, the peas will blow the whole bathtub, it’s better to call it, there you can also tear up your heels with a brick, listen, petrovna, you and your

grishka go to the river, anywhere, at least scrub yourself there with your bricks, but i want to wash myself in the bathroom, i’ll get some water, fill the bathtub , i’ll sit on top... you’re foaming, damn foam, what ’s wrong with me, why do you need so much water? drag it around, it will trample with weak foam, oh, you are dense, sit next to me, zinka, well, if zina sits down, you don’t need a lot of water, she will sit in... she will splash out, oh, drowsiness, and oh, i’ll put candles around her, what’s her name? , are you, stepanych, planning to die or something, what are you doing then, write me your chiffoner, and leave me alone with your chiffoner, you’re pestering me, and i ’ll fill two glasses with zinka, you know what, borscht, why borscht, well, how old you are, all of you,

we’ll pour champagne in there, you know, champagne, why this, but so that it’s cultural it was so that the bubbles would hit your nose, so why bring the product for this, you said that you’ll get drunk on peas, a bubble will be enough to make your nose hurt, but i want the champagne, well, indulge, indulge, i’ll turn on the music . with groans, why is this? well, petrovna, get away from the table completely, well, this is petrovna, for intimacy, a moan, for intimacy, here is your grishka, you make some sounds at night, well, he makes, and zina and i will too, and so you groan at night if you gather to the music, well, you're dozing off.

now, oh, this is a bath, well, this is culture, you know, culture, just imagine, like in the movies, i take out my leg and put it on my shoulder, like stepanich, so you’ll turn around, but what is it, like throwing your leg on your shoulder, and zinkin’s leg, zinkin, it’s better to have your legs, throw the zinkies over your shoulders, zinka has one heel like a frying pan, why are you ruining all my romance for me, what kind of romance is this, what kind of romance is this? then we ’ll do the laundry in this soapy water, but so that the soapy water doesn’t go to waste, we’ll wash the children in it, wash the floors, and then wash our mother-in-law, well pamper, pamper, pamper, and then we ’ll wash the tractor in this soapy water, listen, it’s really a good thing, it’s even better

than chiffon, well, i’m telling you, listen, stepanovich, let me into the bath, now , yeah, now i’ve run away, zinka’s legs are too small for me, you ’ll trample in your boots in a new emblem, all your life in this place, and what’s common, well, why do my children call you a folder for this, pub, what are you talking about, that i’ll force stepanovich, they’ll call, okay, calm down, calm down, so... maybe you’ll wash yourself after everything, after the tractor, i want grishka to be sour or your paradise, oh, no, no, no, i just didn’t have enough formation of the detachment, please petrovna, buy yourself a bath and wash there, at least grishka, at least everything that’s yours the household, that you have to wash grishka, you don’t have any hands or something, ah, listen, why did you pester me in the end, but i’m just surprised how a good life changes people, but i didn’t have time, what on... i got proud, what kind of

culture, you know, culture, culture, manure, what are you grinding, bathtub, this is grishka spent the whole evening instilling culture in me too, until he turned off the lights in the village, so what? and even then, he sawed off all the legs of the iron bed with scissors, why, i thought, he was cutting his nails, oh, i’ll cut them, okay, you won’t let me in and don’t need it, i have a shower in the barn, well, don’t make a mistake. decides, no, it will be so, i ’ll put grishka on the roof with a colander, he’ll pour water from her and stand, and at the same time i’ll take a shower, morning and evening, morning and evening, until he buys me a bastard for my bath, i understand, yes, i understand, i understand, okay, okay, petrovna, i give up, well come on, call your brood for a bath, really, oh, i’m grishka now, grishka, call the children, call the neighbors, did stefanych buy a bath? myska

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