who do you want elena palovna zhuravlyova, she left as she left, i just spoke to her on the phone, she promised, promised, promised she left, she promised to pay for the light, and didn’t pay, okay, i can leave this package for her, no . i don’t know what’s in this package and i don’t take responsibility, are there books here? no, no, listen, call me, maybe she will promise you something else. to the station,

shur, if you want carrots, then i’ll eat them myself, well , you have mother’s teeth, well, i’m already making do with my own, natural, and what about yours? there's not enough water in the mountains, mother, water, this is a family issue, you think someday it will be resolved in the near future, but it should be, the authorities recommend it, at least you have a girlfriend. listen,

we have one on the farm, she’s earning experience, she wants to go to college, where? well, mother, give me a verbal portrait, but there is no portrait, well, describe her, what she is like, so that i can recognize her on the street there in the library, she’s pretty, well, they’re all pretty, while they’re young, exact parameters, that height, like this, means 72 meters, breast size, how can you say that about a girl, well wait, mother, if there is a girl, she has breasts, if she has breasts, they are of a certain size, how do i recognize the girl? not exactly, but there are special signs, black, today black, tomorrow red, no, but this is not in your city, everything is natural here, there are special signs, there is, well, she has a scar above her left shoulder, scar, uh-huh, when she was little, the sclera fell off, why are you mother, have i been nuts?

mother, where am i? yes, here i am, what are you doing, watching tv. what if i go for a walk. where is my white t-shirt?

yeah.

the secret beckons: excuse me, goodbye, goodbye, rejoice at the people around you, judge them, don’t rush, if a friend called you, you help, hurry up, will you meet in your life, many good friends, kind and honest friends. bye bye.

hello, hello, hello,

hello, elena pavlovna, please, yes, i'm listening. shut up, yes, what are you doing, allow it, comrade, allow it, allow it, well, what have you done, everything has been cleaned up here, it’s hooliganism, come on, that’s what, tense relations with the neighbor, we’re at war, yeah, come on,

thank you, sit down and put this there. let's have breakfast, i had breakfast, no, no, thank you, why are you out of the way, how is my girlfriend, good, and how is her wonderful husband, and already a major, yeah, you don't have a cup now, why does your friend think that you should not be on earth, because i smoke, because i listen to music that he doesn’t like, thirdly, i’m divorced, and most importantly, he thinks... i’m a idiot when i explain to him that i’m a free person profession, enough, he giggles disgustingly, apparently confuses him with the most ancient profession, and what is my profession, i’m a photojournalist, though not a full-time one, but i

can show you a certificate, no, no, i can, i have it, please, here’s zhuravleva, elena pavlova, artist. autograph, freelance correspondent, annual income, 600 rubles. so what? not a lot, well, what does he care about, the main thing is that he has a certificate, yes, then i’ll also work part-time, right now, i’m in a hurry to get to work, i’m in a hurry to get to work, but no, you sit, sit calmly, you saw this, he’s pinching himself, like this , like this, like this creeps up, like this, like this, like this, it's pinching, but what? what can i do? what can i do? he’s big , strong, completely brutal, he used to be a big boss, and then he was pushed into retirement, and his wife left with the apartment, i complained to the police, but they don’t

believe me, they don’t believe me, they say such a person can’t give a damn , well, he’s pinching, look, it’s clear. what documents do you have? i have an identity card, here is a state committee, what is needed, but why? "i need help, i don’t understand now, you don’t need to understand anything, you just need me protect me if he tries to hit me, hit you, yeah, well, in that case, you can count on my help, then let’s go, where to go,

you have to drive, and if the truck driver was bribed under seven seals from june 17 on rtr,

they are waiting for you here people of different professions and animals of different breeds, but they have one thing in common - sincere, strong friendship. love the white fluffy one. i said, i want a white cat. here comes oh you are good. caress the obstinate one, he likes to grab there with his claws, well, tame the biting one, voice, voice, give me your paw, give me your paw, well done, well done, welcome a stray, a parrot flies onto my shoulder from the sky, the stars are ready to do anything for their beloved pets, where are you flying after the performance in a hurry, that's all guys, i need to feed the hamster, you are among friends, in a circle

friends, a program for the whole family, on saturdays on rtr, well, remember that you are a woman, and a woman should captivate, flirt, but i don’t know how, i need to find a man who can fix this, i strongly recommend... you pay attention to your colleague, even the most unlucky caterpillars, i really like you, they turn into butterflies, sleepyhead, come to me, no one has surrounded me with such care and love, the main thing is not to burn your wings, what a viper, i went to edik, but he is nowhere to be found, in my opinion, you for...

"here they are, so then, you go to your room, and you

to yours, excuse me, follow orders, lieutenant, we're going to the kitchen, just a minute, yes, i'll ask the residents to go into the corridor." i'm very sorry, kondraty petrovich that i was wrong, who did you believe, we will naturally check, but i have no reason not to trust captain blinov, what kind of captain is this, captain, border guard, blinov alexander petrovich, i’m sorry, i didn’t have time to introduce myself to you, everything was so fast, somehow, you,

of course, can write a statement against your neighbor further, but if the medical examination confirms" . that you pinched her, we will bring you to criminal responsibility, of course, we will write, i have the honor, have a happy rest, comrades, thank you , lieutenant, all the best, we will consider the incident settled, comrade, what did you tell the policeman the truth? , i said that the situation was unclear, but i defended your honor, for the first time in my life my honor is being defended, by the way, i always defend myself, i called the situation unclear only because i myself do not like impudence and unnecessaryness, and these elements are in your behavior , apparently took place. oh, you're like that,

yes, yes, i'm like that, goodbye, wait. well, i got carried away, yes, elena pavlovna, you got carried away, you’ll leave, and he’ll start to come up with something again so as not to leave traces, let me record you on a tape recorder, i don’t understand, i’ll turn it on, so that he thinks that you live with me, i will turn it on during the day, as you say, and at night like snoring, listen, i don’t snore, no, well, listen, well, you have to help me? i ’m just begging you, but you have to understand me, yes, i’m asking elena pavlovna, i, maybe, let’s do this, i’ll ask you questions, you ’ll answer them, only loudly, so that he’ll think that we’ve had a long-standing relationship, perhaps an intimate relationship, what kind

of questions there actually might be, very different, perhaps even pleasant, but you don’t speak monotonously, and use it? all your vocabulary, all, well, okay, let’s start, sashulya, will you help me carry the equipment, yes, yes, it’s so heavy, sashulya, and you’re leaving soon to guard the border? “of course, sashulya, and you will write to me often, of course, and i will write to you every day, you want to know how kondrat petrovich and i are doing here, and how, kiss me good-bye, you want

to kiss me good-bye ?". of course, let's hurry up, darling, everything is sure, i hope you understand correctly, this kiss, yes, i'm done i understood correctly, perhaps he was spying, and the sound alone would not have been enough, it was needed. it was witty, and you carry all this on yourself every day, the costs of equality, then no one will carry them for me, you love the profession, i do this business out of principle, that is, in my third year of university i married a fool, he thought i thought of myself as a brilliant photographer, i dropped out of school, did laundry for him, cooked for him,

then began to earn extra money on little things, there was nothing to eat. sit down now, hello,

finally, i'm ready, i brought it. i forgot who the model was, i didn’t get through to him, you say, well, it seems to me that i found a better one, where, where there, uh-huh, there, well, let’s go, please meet blenov alexander petrovich. very nice, original czech, okay, wait,

can i see you for a minute, you know, we need to help this girl, she’s just embarrassed to be photographed alone, and her partner is sick, who’s sick, partner, lena, come, korenochka, that means you’re holding out ? sukwi are you smiling? no, better put your hand on his shoulder. like this. fine. now what are you for do you support the team? yes, i am for dynamo kiev. so you smile as if your favorite team won. lena, that’s how we’ll film it. just a second, girl. what 's happening? we advertise ties. karina, hand on your shoulder. no need, girl. elena pavlovna, what's the matter? what's happening? what is this? just 2 minutes, i won’t advertise ties, i’m an officer, so what? i don’t think that a border guard officer should reproduce his image, yes, yes, yes, the enemies really need your image, i’m sorry, nothing this time

i can’t help you, goodbye, elena, if you think that i will tolerate your antics endlessly, if you think that i won’t find a more grateful and disciplined photographer to fill this position? well, knight, i deprived a woman of a piece of bread, i lost a quarter, you know, a good place, on the grand mercy, i thought i wouldn’t take it, but which one is right, which one? what do you want, grandma, you see, you’re a smoking woman and a non-smoking man,

of course you’re not a smoker, no, you’re not a smoker, but in paris no one cares about anyone, but it doesn’t matter that you were in paris, objectively speaking, then you yourself organized this photography poorly, you personally. lena, i’ll help you, wait, you’re on vacation, wait, lena, wait, i can’t, oh yes, you’re the right one, well then, here you go, so, where, there, there, well, captain, our army is the most resilient in the world, by far.

where have we arrived? this is television. do you work here too? for now, yes. it's clear. elena. now. hello. hello. with whom did you bring the equipment like that, took the photo away, yes master, everything is done, master, i can’t help with delivery, i’m sorry, see you in the evening, colleague, this lyader, was recently abroad from central television, most likely, hello, fireworks. “hello, listen, come see me, i have work, just like that, hello,

” great, you’re a crazy re-homic, this idiot of yours, or something, is my assistant, i need to warn you, sorry, i won’t do it anymore, but you’re bigger than me too don’t hit me, okay, okay, thank you, well done, you defended my honor for the second time, only this guy came in, sometimes he gave me work, how much from me?” “don’t educate me, i’ll take the second quarter, yeah, i see, hello, seryozha oh hi you don't have no one from the car, hello, hello, little one with vitality, look, tell me how you rested, okay, okay, alexander petrovich, great, that’s it, let’s go. why are they here,

are they all relatives or what? why? everyone kisses. helen, who is this? my assistant? yes. where next? mish, i would like a booth for 20 minutes. don’t ask for urgent development. unload. i think i'll write to your boss to let you know. awarded outside the next vacation, officers are not entitled to outside the next vacation, it’s clear that it’s clear, everything is clear with you, edik, you here, yes, in half an hour, not earlier, then sit down, no, let's go have coffee. hello, are you

on wheels today? not today, lenochka. salute, polina. hello. can i come to you? meet me, i've disappeared. alexander petrovich. what, petrovich, is he a technician, or what? didn't understand. of the engineers? no, officer. somehow i didn’t realize it, but it’s written about you. yes, a modern man by the age of 30 is already loose. and the warriors keep in shape. are you correspondents here too? no, i’m a translator from french, and here i work in an agricultural company. agricultural editorial offices? and today i got rich. oh, help yourself, do you know anything about agriculture? but in agriculture, in general, everyone understands. i earned 25 rubles as a fool. tell me how? i won’t tell you, it’s a military secret. can i take you to my editorial office? yes. pauline, you don't know anyone with a car. you know, what doesn't exist does n't exist. have you forgotten about tonight? look, goodbye. do you have any problems? yes. we need to transfer maman and her suitcases to the dacha. but this is a complex problem. male

power, well, there is male power, you can take a taxi, mom doesn’t like to spend money on a taxi, however, i’m rich today, that’s it, here is our academic yard, academic, yes, i’m a professor’s daughter, and this is us, well, finally, i’m almost ready, you’re gone... no, and no, elena, let's arrange flowers, cover the furniture, me, mother, vera semyonovna, alexander petrovich, yeah, he's with us, yes, with us, sashenka, please, get santrisol two suitcases, brown black, mother, well, you can't do it right away, well , we are in a hurry, with pleasure, i will help you, vera semyonovna, lena said that you have a car, give me the keys, i’ll see, maybe it will start somehow, it won’t start, of course, but... still, you look, otherwise

they will tell me: change the wheels, i’m changing the wheels, they tell me: change the engine, i’m changing the engine, here are the keys, the garage is in yard, first box, good. sasha, well, is our car moving? she went and went, only the muffler fell off. oh, elena, our victory has arrived. ribbon, we are driving

our own car. on your night, how happy would your father be, and leonid aleksanich, too? you know, sasha, my husbands were real opponents, time reconciled them. i buried them nearby, it’s easier to care for them that way. graves. or maybe we ’ll cover them now, better another time.

petty, please go to our penates. it 's a little shabby here, sasha, bring things here, but first let's eat, i've collected all sorts of copper here, elena, food is in a blue bag, sasha, help me light the samovar, okay, come with me, here we have it. there is no water, there is no water, elena, there is no water, i told her how many times, i need to come, check, the instrument,

helen, well, as much as there is, no, but there is, lena, where, and put the suitcase in this corner. and take out the dishes, okay, and collect covers all.

the right kormukhina is too good, too kormukhina, and even a small investigation, and therefore not with your own voice, by the method of deduction, the food did not convince you, i was completely confused, i’ll tell you honestly, but they were still carried out, everyone has the right to make a mistake. catch me if you can, a big musical show, sings, doesn’t sing, well, it happens at a karaoke, on friday on rtr.

look who you brought, vitya, hello, there’s always only one in the triangle! the third one should leave on saturday on rtr, but he’s

okay, boy, nothing, nothing, nothing like that now he calls it, no problem, i’ve dreamed of this all my life, as far as i know, you’ve always dreamed of the opposite, everyone knows. who a woman marries, and who she dreams of, only she herself knows. this is something new. if i were getting married for the third time, i would marry a real man. pundits have a lot of things, undemanding, intelligent, earn a lot, but to fix the gate, you don’t have to marry... a carpenter, you fool, i’m not talking about that, but you saw how he

picked up our suitcases when we were dancing with you from the car, so you asked your lyadov to help, but where is he? real men come to the rescue without any harm themselves, and is he one of your engineers? he’s an officer, a border guard, i’m not very familiar with this area, but you know, i heard that... good personal data is required there, and you know, sasha, we have a funny, progressive family, my grandfather was a political prisoner, in my second husband’s family had a lot of decembrists, alenka, she was actually born on may 1st. would you at least take a little walk here, breathe, no,

mother, i don’t have time, i have three more places to go, excuse me, the last event, which seems to be an anniversary, excuse me, just a request, there are no knightly things there.

and this is a table for the servants, but they will sort it out without you. we’ve arrived, maybe you’ll come in and have some tea, it ’s 0:37 now, it’s probably inconvenient, “it’s always convenient for me, if you allow me, i’ll come see you

next time, of course, let me pick up the equipment for you, of course, captain, where’s you will spend the night, i don’t know, i’ll think of something, but you will spend the night with me, how is it - so, it’s even necessary, let kondrady think, that i live under the vigilant protection of border troops, let's go. honey, hurry up!

i’ll make your bed on the ottoman, i’ll lie down behind the screen myself. i’ll disappear early, you’re in charge here, i have a traveling party. and you slam the door, go, freshen up, please, comrade captain, since you are serious about elena, i must warn you that while you are guarding the border, men are coming to her, i will pinch you now.

lena, you are far away tomorrow, more than 100 km, and most importantly on crossroads, first to ivantievka, and then to the collective farm, of course. you to the phone,

male voice. yes, i remember that we agreed, i was very tired, various circumstances arose, so you call, appear only when it’s convenient for you, yeah, whatever you want, good night.

lena, maybe i should leave after all? no, no , under no circumstances, well, you need to go home, your mother will worry, i’ll call, isn’t the car old, what? “the car is old, it’s okay , we’ll fix it, i don’t know, get in, get in, get in, otherwise we’ll ruin the whole area,

what’s the purpose of our business trip?” "we need to do a photo essay, well, 20-30 photos, they have a section there is such a thing, a business trip by letter, the letter calls you on the road, that’s it, the judge of the matter is this, today there is a rich harvest of apples, but i saw them at the market, well, at the market yes , there are dried fruits in the store, i don’t know why, because they don’t export apples, they spoil, they are fed to pigs, why don’t they take them out? i don’t know, but this is a mess, we’ll hit these messes, clearly. and often you have to do this, listen,

come on, i personally say, you’re only for people over seventy, well, let’s try, you know, len, you can swim here, but i don’t have a swimsuit, but we’ll share it with you zone, you are on the right side, and i am here, okay, come on.

it’s carrying me to you, len, it’s small here, you get up, it’s carrying me to you, stand up, stand up, little one, it’s my fault, i’m against it... i don’t know how, well, we need to study, sweet glory has come to the gardens of our area, if your apples are spoiling. don’t be upset, homemade apple jam is a delicious , nutritious product, first clean the rotting fruits, cut them into

slices and boil in boiling water for 10-20 minutes, two glasses of water per 3 kg of fruit, we’ll be like everyone else, they’ll pay attention to you, yes, yes, no, that's on you. what are our plans? local sightseeing and informal parts. accepted. or maybe this is more beautiful, you like it, please take it, thank you. thank you. captain,

what do you live by? one of my friends has, for example, this: don’t rush to this particular tram, because the next one will come, what about you? you know, my father had a soldier’s mug from his grandfather, with the inscription on it: serve honestly, don’t worry about anything.

do you want to shock those present? and what if i just want to kiss you? not for the neighbors, but for yourself. should i order anything else?

lena, yes, get up, it’s 7:50 now, at 8:15, i’m waiting for

you downstairs in the buffet, what should you get, right? orange juice and hot chocolate, okay, that means sour cream scrambled eggs, come on, i'm waiting for you downstairs. good morning, good, please, uh, what is the plan of action, i don’t yet know what needs to be removed, well, let’s say, a cannery where there are a lot of cars, uh, a warehouse where everything is littered with apples, they are rotting, well, first you have to come to the authorities and introduce himself, oh, this is it

right, yeah, but no one wants to. tsor huts, they will immediately give the command and they won’t let me go anywhere, why? yes, they won’t let them in, the warehouse will be closed, the storekeepers will be sick, the pigs will roar from hunger in their pigsties, what is the plan of action? none? this means that every operation requires preparation, first of all this information, if we do not receive it from the authorities, we will receive it from interested parties. that is, from the people, but what is it? i bought a map of the area, yeah, where did you spend the night? i'm in a good place.

well, miracles, keep it washed! thank you, that means so, the object of most interest to us is the collective farm victory, falling gardens, pigsties, everything is located compactly, how much time do you need? 15-20 minutes, pure time, pure time, it will take 15 minutes to get through to the board of directors, until they find the chairman or someone from the authorities, another good half hour, unless, of course, the chairman doesn’t have a walkie-talkie, let’s take a risk, let’s risk a card, here, here , here. so object number

one is the gardens, they give 3 minutes for the whole operation. object number two, livestock complex, get ready.

after all, the chairman has a walkie-talkie.

they seem to be falling behind, stop! discharge the device, give me the film, why, just in case.

that's all, that's all, good, hello, hello, allow us to invite you for a cup of tea, with pleasure, but we are in a hurry, you have already done your job, i think it would be impolite to leave. just like that, okay, you go ahead, and we’ll follow you, better yet, i’ll follow you, and he’ll go ahead, he’ll go ahead, yeah, i’ll show the way, remember.

clearly, he is helping me, very touching, sit down, colleagues, composer evgeny martynov, thank you, bon appetit.

very tasty, hello, dear guests, these are my colleagues, andrey, clearly, bon appetit, as they say, well, as far as i... understand, there was no connection, so , one, you know, came to praise me, but you mean scolding, well, it happens, we are used to it, thank you, light, thank you, yes, friends, it’s a shame about the apples, they rot, and why, they called on us, you know, to grow gardens, increase their productivity, with construction factory storage facilities were a little late, and this is not only... for us, it also turns out to be a kind of not joining, but it’s a pity, it’s a pity for human labor, because people are not to blame here, well, especially since your anniversary is in a month, andrei stepanovich, he’s been here

for 30 years, 30, yes, oh well, don’t be modest, andrei stepanovich, don’t be modest, what an idiot- then i sent you here, but in general we ourselves somehow happened by accident, oh just like that, well then everything is much simpler, we are now... you know, get in the car to go to another collective farm, i think it’s the same there, yes , yes, yes, absolutely the same picture everywhere, you gave the films you shot to andrey stepanov.

you know, len, my father always told me, if you don’t know what to do, act according to the law, i have a piece of the border that i must protect, this is my duty. if i don’t

fulfill it, any references to illnesses, anniversaries, ruined careers will not help me, why should it be different here, and because there is no border here, i hope that you will change your mind, i am sure that in the end you will understand me. daldon, no need, leave it in the car, thank you. you're welcome,

take the keys, lenan, lena, so you don't change your mind.

shura, i should go and eat, i haven’t eaten anything since the morning, oh, you know what, mother, i’ll go to the city, i'll take a walk, take a walk, take a walk.

hello, hello, whatever the fates, i’m waiting for lena, you’re waiting for lena, yeah, that means my chances are zero, they told me that she ’ll come soon, she’ll come soon, right? hello, marya kirillovna, hello, this is polina, where is elena today? so, and

then, and then, thank you. so, right now she's at a conference in agricultural machinery, straight from there. goes to the rehearsal at the drama theater, but after the rehearsal he will probably go somewhere with the actors, this is a tradition, and this will take a long time, but you surprise me, captain, this no longer regulated, thank you, captain, put it on the bench, have you fallen in love or something? "we quarreled, but i think i can convince her, yes, but if someone else didn’t convince her, you turned out to be a catalyst, yadov, he, she loves him, captain, you need

to be shown in the museum, he loves you, or maybe i’ll ask you one question, please, what did you find in her, young, pretty, probably with an eccentric character.”