can hit, you know, there’s something to fight with, catch me if you can, a big music show, on friday on rtr, i thought, they don’t have legs right away, i’m tired of being afraid, the premiere on rtr, besides treatment there is another way.

that the vaccination is useful, i consider it a shameful weakness, not to start yourself, the royal vaccination, your majesty, you are ready to start, i am ready, today on rtr, they continue their work, so russia is counting on the continuation. the russian leader noted that he highly appreciates rmophosa’s personal contribution to the development of relations strategic partnership between our countries, as well as productive interaction within the un, brix, g20 and other structures. the russian president also emphasized that... will be pleased

to welcome my colleague from south africa to the brix summit in kazan in october. today a conference on ukraine starts in switzerland, despite the enormous efforts of the west, less than half of the countries in the world agreed to send at least some representatives to it. the main reason is the desire of the forum organizers to continue the conflict. war rhetoric triumphed the day before, at the g7 summit, the pope invited to the meeting noted that good politics is necessary for peace. report by denis davidov. footage of the meeting between the pope and zelensky was distributed by the american agency associated press. the ocean censors, apparently, did not like the question asked after the official part so much that they decided to remove the sound. zelensky’s question is annoying, but the pope, judging by his gesture, has a negative answer.

the security of ukraine is our security, we are in this situation for a long time, putin is not will outplay, russia is a threat to our values, the sovereignty of european states, it will not stop if it achieves success in ukraine, so the right decision will be to support ukraine. after such summits, going to the press is normal practice, but not for the elderly us president. meet.

vice president kamala harris will represent the united states in burgenstock; biden has neither the desire nor the strength to deal with ukraine. president biden was losing focus during. discussions at the g7 summit, one source indicates that the commanders-in-chief look worse than ever. a member of another non-american delegation said the eighty-one-year-old president's public failings at the summit were disgraceful. shamed biden and trump walked all over him on his birthday. he slept at every event, when the parachutist landed, everyone looked at him, and biden looked in a completely different direction. the new prime minister of italy is excellent. worked, told him: turn around, fool, no one respects our country anymore. ukraine is receiving criticism, not money, from trump. criticizes presidential candidate's decision to allocate tens of billions of dollars to kiev. if he wins the elections, he is going to cut off the flows. denis davidov

and maria bolatvina, news. fleeing forced conscription, ukrainian men storm the country's western border, increasingly causing it. he stated that even those who are not formally subject to conscription are prohibited from leaving the country. raids to find evaders are taking place in all regions. in the lvov region, military commissars together with the police tried to force a recruit into into the car. the fight took place near the city council building. as reported at the recruitment center, this mobilized man managed to escape from the military registration and enlistment office twice. they dragged him to the ground in their arms onto the bus, and to deliver this resident to the military registration and enlistment office, reinforcements were required; the man was brought to the medical examination in handcuffs, accompanied by four armed police officers. throughout ukraine there is an emergency power outage, as ukrenergo reported, evening rush hours

today will cut off power to most consumers, while the capacity for the import of electricity and eu countries has reached its limit values, in the near future the duration of blackouts may increase. due to the repair of a large nuclear power plant unit. massive clashes between protesters and police in argentina. login goes everything. law enforcement officers use batons, gas and water cannons against the dissatisfied. the argentine senate has already approved president miley's package of radical reforms. it includes declaring a state of emergency in the economy, cutting pensions and other unpopular tough measures. eventually. a country found itself on the verge of a new economic crisis. many pensioners and disabled people are forced to go back to work in order to somehow make ends meet. local residents say the president is annoying even animals. such jokes appeared after the cutest dog bit. floods and fires in

different regions of the world. in japan, showers occurred on the islands of kyushu and akinawa. torrents flooded the streets, disrupting traffic. they found themselves under water... russia restored the

railway in armenia free of charge, the flood seriously damaged railway track at the end of may. two kilometers of the track fell into disrepair, 45 supports and the contact network were destroyed, and the power supply was completely interrupted. russian railways employees managed to complete the work a week ahead of schedule. today the first container train from georgia to yerevan will pass through the restored section. paintings on plates of body armor were presented in donetsk, where a unique exhibition russian style steel opened. it is this material that personifies the strength of people who are ready to defend their homeland. the exhibition features about 50 works, each of which glorifies courage.

we didn’t have any bonuses, age restrictions or status restrictions. the ideologist of the project was the artist and philosopher anton belikov, who writes about what he himself saw and felt as an active serviceman at the front. since twenty-two, last fall, a group of russian armed forces, including anton belikov’s comrade archimedes, came under fire, his bloody bulletproof vest inspired anton to create the russian style, steel project. steel plates are painted with scenes from front-line everyday life, on them depicts the most important thing that worries soldiers on the front line. anton belikov’s creative goal is to show the inextricable connection between those who work in the rear for the sake of victory. and those who risk their lives to defend russia on the front line. these signs of normal life are

very important, and we are basically fighting here so that everyone else can live like human beings, so for me personally, i won’t speak for everyone, but for me personally there is no special asceticism there is no need from the rear, let him live in a normal way. we have plans curators of the project to show the exhibition not only to residents of new territories, but also to other regions of russia. polina zarya, alexander karavaev, lead donetsk. first. a cossack wedding was registered in the svo zone in close proximity to the front line in the lpr. the ceremony took place in the camp temple. i bless you at vespers. brother's love. lyuba! the couple decided not just to sign the zakse, asking for the ataman’s blessing to get married according to cossack custom, surrounded by comrades. the feelings of the young people underwent a real test of strength. in in november, the groom was seriously wounded in heavy battles near solidar and ended up in a military hospital. was recovering, his fiancee was looking after him. rosatom scientists created

st. petersburg. all the while he is innovative implants with a special biocompatible coating similar to bone tissue. they are printed on a 3d printer and are planned to be used in maxillofacial trauma surgery. the development is unique in that it allows the patient to recover after surgery two to three times faster. alexandra studied the entire technological process bostritskaya. this is exactly the case when great things begin with small things, grayish titanium sand, the basis of a special implant that is already saving lives. for facial surgery, pure titanium is used, because any alloying elements can have a toxic effect on the neurons of the brain, in order to avoid any immune response from the body, pure unalloyed titanium is used. who would have thought, but titanium is similar in its properties to human bone tissue. after careful fluidity testing checks. by the way, the mass at each stage, fine sand, falls into the 3d printer, here a layer of fused titanium is laid

like in a layer cake, in 2 hours of printer operation, 1n km of implant is obtained. this structure provides two important parameters. the first parameter is axis integration, it will be filled with bone tissue. the second parameter is the relief of a titanium implant; after all, it is quite uncomfortable for a person to walk around with such an amount of metal in the skull. manufacturing of such a prosthesis. impossible without active interaction between the operating physician and designer, production can begin only after an image of the defective area, ct or mri. it seems that everything seems to be complete, the implant is printed, but it is ready only at first and not at a professional glance. now it is important to cut off the excess, wash and sterilize the product. each of these manipulations has its own room, and how this implant differs from others becomes obvious in the very last room. electrolyte in the medium, which is covered with ready-made implantations. from calcium, magnesium and phosphorus, thanks to this bone tissue begins to grow directly on top of the product and survival rate accelerates. that is

, such a prosthesis, no matter where it is installed in the body, does not have any effect on the body, and what is also important is that such incredible results were achieved using completely domestic equipment and raw materials programs. but at the present time, the need for products made by the additive method, in particular for medicine, is very great. especially in... a special military operation currently underway, the product is used precisely for replacement of some bone tissues, the formation of prostheses, but the ambitious projects of the institute do not end there, right now work is underway on growing living tissues, from which vessels and parts of internal organs will be formed on a bioprinter, now it sounds like science fiction, but for russian medicine it seems nothing is impossible anymore. alexandra bostritskaya, dmitry korsakov and alexander sidov. news. the zolotoy vityaz summer arts festival has opened in the yaroslavl region. it is dedicated to the heroes

who glorified the country in different historical eras. in honor of each of them, alexander nevsky, sergius radnezhsky, fyodor volkov, mikhail koshkin, concerts, exhibitions, performances, literary and musical evenings will be held. and on the first day of the forum, viewers saw a short film, alexander nevsky, the starting point. well, what could be more important for us now? alexander nevsky, who defeated countless armies, won only victories, he had no defeats. radonishsky is the great unifier of holy russia. jugglers, gymnasts, acrobats the whole country gathered in anapa for the all-russian children's festival in marathon. this is the only project in the world in the field of circus art. out of 600 applicants, the best 100 were selected for the finals. the event has been held with the support of the presidential fund for cultural initiatives for the third year.

anna sorokina saw how the future stars of the manege prepared for their performance. for training and rehearsals, festival participants. the road to the circus, called the road, occupies not only convenient, but also picturesque places. i dreamed of getting there because this shift was very popular, in in principle, circus shifts are quite infrequent, and for every person who is involved in the circus, this should be very important. out of 600 applicants , the best 100 selected by the jury, eminent figures of circus art, came to anapa for the final of the festival. there cannot be a better jury, because these are people who themselves stood in the arena and stood in front of the audience, so they looked at our children as real professionals. festival participants: circus performers from 8 to 18 years old, jugglers, gymnasts, acrobats, for the final they brought prepared circus acts. i will play any kind of billiards and i will chase them with a stick. barvaria ryazantsevaya is 9 years old, she devoted exactly half of her life

to circus art.

this is the news of the week and i am dmitry kiselev, look on sunday how our frigate admiral gorshkov greeted the nuclear submarine kazan in cuba? it’s very beautiful, it’s nice that the ships arrived on a visit to our country. we don’t want to see russian ships where they are now, it’s unthinkable. were they clearly visible from the coast? american florida reports from the front lines evgeny poddubny about stubborn battles near kharkov alexander slotkov about bandera’s order to shoot civilians for sympathizing with the russian army. parade of temple ducks in italy. biden habitually vis. fonder and charlie micheli were placed in the corners. and macron

was angry and trembling at the prospect of early elections in france. the beginning of the election campaign in iran. despite almost forty-five years of sanctions, the iranian market is as vibrant as ever. our vitaly karmazin is already here, and his first report on the life of the ancient country. we're on top about 500 m. it is believed that the very center of tibet is here. mysterious tibet. what secrets does the palace of ancient lhasa keep? what the local monks told grigory vdovin about. and what is the thousand-year-old secret of local fabrics? news of the week, sunday, 20:00. all news. available on the media platform, look in the app or on the website lookm.ru, they follow the developments in russia abroad, stay tuned.

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who you brought, vitya, hi, there is always one extra in a triangle, i fell in love, and she fell in love with my friend, he is the husband, she is the wife, but which of them should leave? investigator koralov, you must come with us, you are accused of rape, he thinks that you were framed, and who could possibly need this, marry me, what can you think, a handsome businessman, he loves you all his life, he’s ready for anything i don't want to do to be with you. i found ilya’s letter in your jacket pocket, do you want to explain anything to me? the third one must go, today on rtr!

hello, hello, hello, they say the best decoration of life is a good mood, for the whole day, as they say, god himself ordered to put yourself in a balanced, joyful state, our heroes are now in a restaurant, let's start with dialogues in the restaurant in... voice acting : waiter, can we fry these quails a little more? are they poorly fried, but i don’t know, i have all of them while eating salad on a plate. waiter, i have a fly in my soup, but i finally caught a little blue one, otherwise she’s already got everyone tired, tormented, waiter, why is the fish so crooked, like... a boomerand

, it’s just, sorry, dear, they caught her at a turn, waiter, and why is the plate wet, and this is your soup, sir, waiter, if this is tea, then give sugar, if this is soup, then give salt, waiter, the steak is very hot, and you blow on it, blow, yes, i tried, but it’s still time flies away, flies away, flies away, waiter, please give me some chicken, and the younger the better, would you like to order eggs in this case, sir, waiter, please, chevirdzner, with lemon, sorry, i didn’t understand, cheverkel, with what, in short, restaurant, what will you order,

me, please, russian solyanka with mushrooms, french schnitzel, mexican stewed cabbage, italian spaghetti with bolognaise sauce, perhaps a squid salad and a bottle of red french bordeaux from the harvest of ninety, no, ninety-seven, russian solyanka with... more what? so, russian solyanka with mushrooms? i've already written it down. schnitzel in french, stewed cabbage in mexican style, italian spaghetti, bolognaise sauce, squid salad and a bottle of red french bordeaux vintage

of the year ninety-seven. schnitzel in french, uh-huh. are you kidding the backpack? with whom, anything

else, administrator? administrator, with or without blood, just call the administrator, mikhail antonich, i’m listening to you, your employee is behaving outrageously, i demand a complaint. krig boral compensation, otherwise i will appeal to a higher authority,

and i say, your employee is behaving outrageously. our employee, here he is, oh, he’s healthy, oh, great, just like himself, nothing, what, yes, also fine, hello, i ’m talking to you.

do you actually have normal workers ? lord, lord, do you want it with rice or potatoes? invite a chef here. are you a chef? me, do you cook at this restaurant? great, in that case, please prepare me russian solyanka

with mushrooms, french schnitzel, mexican stewed cabbage, italian spaghetti with bolognaise sauce, squid salad and a bottle of red french beet, vintage '97. in russian, damn it, do you fucking want it with meat or mushrooms? so, immediately bring me here someone who cooks in this restaurant and at the same time speaks russian.

what do you need? do you cook in this restaurant? i i, i'm not asking you, you. shut up, you idiot. i'm a fool myself. you cook in this restaurant,

so what? in this case, please prepare me russian solyanka with mushrooms, french schnitzel, italian spaghetti with bolognaise sauce, and stewed cabbage. mexican, squid salad a bottle of red french bordeaux from the 1997 vintage, pearl barley, or what? what kind of garbage is this, with cheese, what with cheese? bullshit with cheese, our signature dish? why are you fooling me? aren't they

just idiots? is there at least one normal person here? i, i demand that at least one adequate person be brought here. this is our doorman, the most adequate person. please tell me if you can at least help me. great, in that case , please bring me russian solyanka with

mushrooms, french schnitzel, mexican stewed cabbage, italian spaghetti with bolognese sauce, squid salad and a bottle of red french bardot, the vintage no longer matters what year. it’s definitely not mine, are you kidding me, i just came here to eat, what kind of restaurant do you have, you’ve already worn out all my nerves, if only i could. eh, that's it,

i've had enough, i'm leaving. maybe barley, polada, give me that pearl barley of yours. that is, russian solyanka with mushrooms,

french schnitzel, mexican and italian stewed cabbage, spaghetti with sauce malonaise, squid salad and a bottle of red bordeaux from the 1997 vintage, cancel what you said, pearl barley. that's it, my feet will no longer be in your restaurant.

where did they all go? the working day is over. negli occhi suoi spunto quelle.

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family, strong relationships, we admire how the country is flourishing. there are even more achievements ahead of us. fall in love with the country more at the exhibition, russia. we go to the doctor , we take up a lot of his time with... empty complaints and we don’t go to the doctor when we seriously need to go, forewarned means forearmed, any remedy has a downside with the most necessary knowledge - health, we dispel myths, we help you find out the truth, how to act in order to land well, you need to warm up beforehand,

what to pay attention to, each risk factor should have its own pill, where to look for help, you will only need: the most important information from the most competent sources: take care of your complex body, take care of yourself and be healthy, about the most important thing, from monday to friday on rtr, you don’t understand, they will go all the way, they will always hunt for that kind of money . premiere on rtr, what happened? it happened, yes, a terrible thing happened, don’t you think this accident is strange at all, it’s nonsense, you just couldn’t control everything, you caused the accident, you wanted to kill christina, our people are all around, it means you, i know how to get things done, and if the truck driver was bribed under seven

seals from monday on rtr. someone said jokingly: television is a device that gives us the opportunity to do nothing when we have nothing to do. people who claim this convince us that we need to give up bad habits. lesson one: how to find the punch button on the tv remote control. one woman was watching tv from morning to night and started muttering something, then she confessed to her husband. can you imagine? i think i started talking to tv, the husband immediately turned to the computer, can you imagine, she was talking to the tv, and the other...

show business, our correspondent visited the scene of the incident, he saw a terrible inhuman picture in the house, a painting by the artist

nikos safronov, a portrait of nastya volochkova in the splits, olga buzova's tearing jaws. there was a body lying under the painting, the body was loudly swearing and growling, how nikita dzhegurda ended up at this dacha is unclear, the police arrived and discovered a shocking discovery: there were bones in the basement. according to witnesses, in in the midst of the fun, an unknown person behind the barn pestered the buranovsky grandmothers. the grandmothers resolutely resisted and shouted: “hurray!” in the morning, a passport in the name of prokhor chaliapin was discovered behind the barn. today we gathered in the studio to find out who this unknown maniac is. sensational ones are also waiting for you. details, shocking confessions, scandalous revelations, the illegitimate daughter of a surrogate mother shares the apartment of her father, whose pregnant widow demands alimony from an alcoholic neighbor

who shares property with his ex-wife a famous football player who escaped from sexual slavery from a maniac who became a victim of a plastic surgeon, a mistress who turned out to be the mother of philip kirov’s illegitimate son, someone stop me, my mouth is ahead of my thoughts, now there’s a short advertisement, after which we... let's go back to the studio, don't switch, attention, 5 minutes of advertising, sorry, i didn't get enough sleep today, sorry, my tongue sometimes lives on its own, you gape a little, he's already saying something, he recently gave an interview to someone the journalist accidentally told him about hernia, what kind of reptile didn’t turn off the phone during filming, and it’s me, hello? yes, dear, that your mother is coming today, okay, i ’ll meet her this evening behind the barn, at the station, i’ll come with a lie detector, a

pregnancy test, a dna test, a bouquet of flowers, listen, i’ll call you back, i can’t talk , attention, we are on air, we continue to analyze the sensational details of the shocking party at the dacha of a famous oligarch, at the party we were spotted... the zapashny brothers, who all evening they stuck their head into the lion's mouth, leshchenko the lion desperately resisted. there was a cord lying on the floor, someone plugged it into the socket. sergei shnurov received an electric shock and was taken to the hospital. one of the guests slipped and fell into the chimney. the pipe turned out to be a model of the intestine that elena malysheva brought with her.

local residents recognized him as nikolai baskov, now there is another short advertisement, don’t switch, attention, 5 minutes of advertising, sorry, i didn’t get enough sleep today, because of these broadcasts i had a nightmare at night. there are illegitimate children alexander sirov divided the property of vitalina tsymbalyuk, who turned out to be the biological mother of bogdan titomir’s children, who was taken away from arzan by his mistress, who gave birth to triplets from stas mikhailov, from sdnk he showed that nadezhda kadysheva’s husband is the father of nadezhda batkina’s round dance, someone bring a plaster, stick it on me mouth, otherwise i ’ll say something like that, and in general, what do i talk about every day, but i really dream of making a good, kind program about how a boy, vasya petrov, was walking along the river bank, and suddenly saw as a dog was drowning in a river, he rushed into the water

and saved the dog, the dog gave birth to 10 chicks out of happiness. and he distributed them to his classmates, everyone was happy, and the whole country knew about it, everyone was invited to my show, famous art pieces came to the studio, and no one beat anyone, did not pull anyone by the hair, everyone said only kind words and praised the boy, everyone was happy, and nikita dzhigurda did not come to the show, everyone was happy, and olga buzova came and sang. song, or rather, she didn’t sing anything, everyone was happy, and it didn’t matter who the boy’s father, husband, mother or a neighbor, or maybe a famous singer who was on tour in their city, after all

, there is a dna test that we can conduct right in the studio, which... from paternity then we will reveal this walking mother of all her lovers , in our studio there will be sensational details, shocking confessions, scandalous revelations, do n’t switch, i’m on the screen from morning to evening, as if i have nothing else to do, i’m broadcasting on the tv channel all day long, i’m like crazy, somewhere it happened again harassment, perversion there, here mockery, we will discuss all the circumstances with you, i will carry it from the screen, i am a good official somewhere, vet directly, the children of the stars are again dividing the inheritance, well, in the apartment next door, someone found 100 thousand million, something happened somewhere some kind of fight, someone was bitten by a dog again, eight maniacs attacked a woman, but not one escaped alive, the daughter in the family turned out to be not her father’s, the grandmother in tver gave birth to chaliapin, and volochkova sat down in the splits, but just couldn’t get back up was able to, kirkorov got stuck on the hill water park, the animal scared the elephant at the zoo, and dzhigurda bit the nurse when she

came to give an injection, you enjoy me all day long, the main thing is just don’t switch. don’t try to turn off the tv at all, i’ll still come to every house, here we fight, and here we swear, here we swear, here we smile, and on saturday we all get together with the artists to sing songs, i’m on the screen, a tv star, i’ll be on the air, with you always, the tv star is always with you, take care of yourself and your loved ones, yes! another selection of folk purges, frankly speaking, our people are witty, i’m sending nafig, observing the schedule, you need to be strict with this, there are a lot of applicants, there lived a samurai, kind and attentive, every day he sent ikibana to

his mother, you have a fantasy, i have... for fantasy, we’ll call you, let’s go do something outrageous. 1 2 3 4 5 a bunny went out for a walk, 5 4 32 times, and was run over by a kamaz truck. the morning paints the face of sleepy passers-by with a gentle light, but the morning doesn’t paint me, i’m beautiful later. every time i find a funny folk cleanup, i wonder how a non-professional person can do this fold it into... a short quatrain, that’s a golden head, and if a thought doesn’t fit in your head, it means either it’s not the right thought, or it’s the wrong head, but the most difficult thing about cleaning things is not the folds, you don’t have to pinch your paws on piano with spoons, yes.

eh, rhyme, our mother, we will look for her, propa. i eat clean stuff like laughing out of spite, the poet will sing without rhyme, our mother will be we will look for her!

my wife and i are losing weight, here. why are you wearing a scarf? are you a bigot or what? egun? and i’m a wonderful vasyalis, oh,

sorry, i didn’t admit it, now unexpectedly, sold velufkanah, that was enough. my assistant, we gathered, we sing,

the national team players, they walked forward stubbornly, they hit the ball more than once, our mother, we will look for her, and not even once, risma, our mother, i will hit the ball more than once. there are goosebumps on your back, and you get rid of them, but

what about him, you also have goosebumps, on your stomach, and you have cockroaches, tama should do her legs, she asked the doctor for her ears. i cut off my ears and sewed them to my butt to look for them, and here are the ears, ears here, you know, ears there, yes, that’s how we walk, listen. do you hear anything now? oh, i hear, oh, okay, shall we sing?

which is probably better, as it is, you just walk on the right side, i have a neighbor, just like a cell phone, you won’t put money in, it’s not immediately accessible, our mayay.

we sing, the husband opened the window, was about to rush, the wife would immediately grab the garbage.

we promise good things soon, we will sing in rhyme, the gods have united to sleep, hey, harim, look for her.

more than 1,000 people have already died in russia, and the infection is already spreading to the estates closest to tsarskoye selo. premiere on rtr. i can't rule anything out. in europe, it has long been proven that smallpox vaccination helps avoid death.

snow-white peaks and glaciers are especially rich in belukha glaciers, a two-headed sacred mountain where, according to legend, the entrance to shambola can be found. duha is the highest point of siberia and the cradle of the great altai river katun. a pearl among the mountains is lake teletskoye. altai has always been a source of legends and myths. and today its mysterious beauty fascinates people just as it did many centuries ago. look who

you brought? vitya. hello. there is always one extra in a triangle. i fell in love. and she fell in love with my friend. he is the husband, she is the wife. but which one should leave? investigator korlov, you must come with us. you are accused of rape. he thinks he was set up. who would need this anyway? marry me, what is there to think? handsome businessman, loves you all his life, is ready to do anything to be with you, well, i don’t want to let you in, i found ilya’s letter in your jacket pocket, you don’t want to explain anything to me, the third one must leave, today on rtr. those who want

to stay in the know, watch the program for the week, the program for advanced ones, the program for the week with dmitry kiselyov, on sunday on rtr. provocation - this is treacherous behavior. there is a difference between a man and a woman. i noticed. then it turns out that my husband and my cat are the most intelligent creatures in our family. orientalism, this is conditionally some kind of parallel agenda. why not a reef? continuation of the conversation in new episodes of our podcasts. and so as not to miss anything. subscribe, listen, watch on the media platform let's watch. substation. the first podcasts we watch. today all our participants are doctors, or what? we selected it for you. the level of emotions is increased.

she came out like this. and she also sang and moved. i'm telling you, they confuse us. yes, you understand, she is being deceived. intuition fails, i only felt like a big idiot at school during a physics lesson, the pressure is impossible to resist, i am against it as usual, but you always do it your own way, but they must make an accurate diagnosis, which of our participants does not sing, you decide, and i ’ll answer, catch me if you can, a big music show, if she sings, we’re backup dancers, and if she doesn’t sing, then we’re backup singers, on friday on rtr, seventy-year-old grandfather undergoes a medical examination, the doctor says you are

in excellent shape for your age, how old was your father when he died, who told you that he died, he is 92? years and he feels great , but it’s amazing at what age your grandfather died, who told you that he died, he’s 115 years old, he’s getting married next week, it’s crazy, and why did he want to get married at 115 years old, who he told you that he wanted to, his dad forces him, and so on ad infinitum, he signed up for... a dating club, for those over 70, where can you go, you’re bored alone terrible, the main thing is to have a heart-to-heart talk with no one, about politics there, about football, well, the flesh suffers, not washed, wrinkled, half-starved, i signed up,

they took 50 rubles, old women how the price has risen. they said, but grandfather, maybe you will find a treasure. the club is open from six to 8:00 in the evening, because after 8 many people fall asleep. a large hall has arrived, music is playing, the buffet is open, lemonade, cookies, vlidol, chairs along the walls, treasures are sitting on the left. on the right are their seekers, my rivals are my enemies, i didn’t like them right away, goblin, toothless, stinking on his shoes, the orderly looked around in the corner, he’s there

he sits just in case, suddenly someone will reciprocate, he has a heart attack and is ready, the orderly has a rupper. if she or he turns out to be deaf, there is a ruper for all occasions, diapers, enemas, treasures dressed, some are poorer, some are richer, but everyone is wearing felt boots, holy clothes, in short, i looked at them and i felt so sorry for 50 rubles. rushed to the orderly, he said: “we won’t return the money, for the life of us, everyone is sitting talking about hip joints, blood clots, double pneumonia , the music stopped, the lecturer came out,

gave a lecture about memory loss, okay i read it, but i’m also old myself. the searchers, the best part of humanity, according to funeral directors, rushed to sort out the treasure. in three places it came to a fight, and luck only to the one for whom god, i got the cutest and the smallest, listen, what less clothes will be spent on food? “we’re dancing, everything ’s fine, but i don’t know what to talk to her about, then

she herself started talking: “you know, what’s interesting, you won’t believe it, yesterday my blood pressure was 160x90, i think i shouldn’t have contacted her, i’m sick, there’s nothing to talk about other than blood pressure.” why, i need to cut off the connection urgently, i’ll go one last time i cut off the compliment and pressed her to me. and also in vain, i realized that now i couldn’t tear her away, but there was nowhere to retreat, i said, what’s your name, demigoddess, she pressed even tighter, even i thought, to hell with her pressure, she pressed herself and said, my name is ivan fedorovich. okay, the music is over.

their advertisement says never lose hope. scammers, now i would be somewhere in a kebab shop for 50 rubles. then the orderly announces a white dance. i was invited by a woman of average build, she dances well, but is very active. without hello, without... how your name, he immediately says: what is your pension? i think what’s your business, but i have a good pension, so i dance, but i’m silent, maybe she wants to add her small pension together with my big one, she again, well, after all, old man, what’s your pension? i say, you better tell me, do you know how to cook? “i can do it, but i cook it myself, i don’t eat it, why?

i can’t, i say, my pension is 2,000 rubles. it was blown away by the wind, my mood finally deteriorated, i wanted to buy good wine, expensive snacks, only 50 rubles worth, forget forever in general, about all the old women, you still can’t find one who ate little and worked a lot.” then he danced two dances, one cooks well, but the doctors forbade her to wash, the second cooks and washes for her, but does not iron, cannot lift the iron, it’s not good for me either, i went home, on the way out i collided with one woman, that is, i collided, she’s a little taller than me, but three times heavier, she collided, and i just flew about five meters to the side. i’m lying on the floor. , i look at her and think, this is how you get to love, it’s not

feed me, i’m glad that she didn’t notice that she ran into me, then i see, she’s coming towards me, she wanted to shout, disappear, evil spirits, i couldn’t, she’s already nearby, it will come unexpectedly and one joy, death will be instant, she’s approached this tower. leaned over and said in a human voice, excuse me, for god's sake, i was in a hurry to the match spartak zini, i completely forgot that there was a broadcast today, you say, do you like football, i adore it, but i love washing and ironing, i adore it, i say, but my pension is very decent , but i live far away, i won’t have time for the broadcast, and in general there is no one to talk about football or anything else spiritual with, but i live nearby, come to me. guys, never lose hope, even if you go to a club

who are over 120. there is such an artistic epic idea about men and women. men are from mars, women are from venus. so, venus is the only planet in the solar system that rotates counterclockwise. this is where i started thinking about what this could mean, apparently, that in a healthy relationship the man still has to make decisions, and the woman has to indicate what specific decisions, just like that, dear, you love me, of course, but you will die for me, hello, and whoever will love you, madam, can follow you. hit, well, hit, just don’t kill yourself, you’ll be of great

use to me, oh what a one! honey, am i really the first man you fell in love with? well, of course, why do you all men start asking the same questions? dear, now, as a decent man, you simply must marry me, but nothing has happened between us yet, yes, but you have already seen me without makeup, and in general i understand that a man must know. just five words, guys, write it down, please, love, this is an important word, i’ll buy it, it’s very important, let’s go, okay, and most importantly, i’m sorry, it’s not true that women are fools, men are hardly smarter than them, domesticated,

gentle chickens are a lot of eagles pecked, it’s me... they know for sure that the fate of women is not easy, there is no answer to two paradoxes, then there is no man in life, that is, a man, but there is no life, oh these adulterous affairs, how many novels have been written about them, films made, jokes it is told, a woman calls the best... friends, tanya, can you imagine, she came home, and her husband bedroom with some woman, i’m sitting in the kitchen, waiting for them to come out, my best friend tanya hangs up and says, misha, what are we going to do? the most annoying thing is that

sometimes you puncture yourself on the chalk. i have a friend who dropped by a neighbor’s house for 5 years, everything was fine, until the wife noticed that the neighbor was washing the stairwell with his underpants, oh, these adulterous affairs, it got to the point that some women coded their husbands for cheating like they coded layering, i have one such a coded one said: now i see a stranger’s woman, i immediately jump back. not touch me, i’m a married man, i love my wife, don’t touch me, they threw him out of the subway seven times, straight into the tunnel, not everyone understands this question, that’s right, some are rude, one warrant officer called the phone sex service, there’s a woman there i started my work,

i take off my high black boots, i take off my outerwear, i take off myself erotically. underwear, the ensign listened, then said: “anu, stop, what do you mean, i’m losing my temper, throwing it off, i quickly collected everything, carefully put it on a stool, and the others did the opposite, they perceive this matter too openly, we have extremes, here is a fragment from the feast, i have lived with my wife for 25 years, a neighbor to correct, not with mine, with mine, with yours 24." some women believe that cheating on a husband is a betrayal. i would suggest a more generous formulation: treason is like advanced training courses. a man is like a child all his life. if he has gone to the left, this is a purely childish curiosity.

why does he like to punish him? children's games, for example, laptu lapta this lapta. one woman is very. well said, what kind of nerves, what kind of arguments? i take my husband’s infidelities very calmly; he’ll walk around, come back, tap his horns, and i ’ll open the door. the smart girl understands that if her husband went to the left, the main thing is there. in her bathroom, he tried to explain to her how it happened, she didn’t believe him, i believed it, my dear wife, no, how it happened, he was washing dishes in his kitchen, he says, he really likes washing dishes, i told him

i believe the earthquake began at that time. in the area of ​​his apartment, he began to shake, and he fell into the sink and was sucked into the sink. v drain hole, i believe him, he said so, it got sucked in, well, it got sucked in, got sucked in, washed away through the pipes like a piece, and he was barely on the floor below, pulled out in the bathroom where the neighbor was washing, she saw that he was... dirty, she started him to wash, at that time my wife came running, i believed, my friends believed, even the neighbor’s husband believed, and this

was revealed, it cannot be that she has already sent a third neighbor to this foolishness, and no one has yet come to me, oh these adulterous affairs, recently tv people conducted a sociological survey, ran around with... a microphone along the streets and asked dumbfounded women: you cheated on your husband, you cheated on your husband, not one confessed, smart girls, never admit it, i don’t remember everything, i was out of my mind, one woman was asked how you feel about that, that your husband is chasing young girls,

it’s even gotten to the point where some wives correspond with their husbands’ mistresses, text messages, that’s also progress, well, not without a joke, of course, one writes: i bought my husband new panties, you’ll appreciate it with him, a week later, taya answers, there are rafael’s pockets in his underpants, this is for you, all the marital replacements, one woman said: my husband decided to take a mistress, i dissuaded him, it’s expensive, we won’t pull it, i’d rather take a lover, an extra

penny in the house never hurts, at the end of the monologue a toast, once upon a time we in russia, if... she was waiting for a guy from the army, they cast a cannon, if she didn’t wait, they planted a tree, so let’s drink to our dense forests and the only tsar cannon.

so, well, we’re all here, let’s finally get to know each other, i’m glad to see you all, i hope to get to know you better, the premiere is at rta, and you who? christina, your younger sister, a stranger among your family, where did you even come from, but excuse me, but who are you? who am i? who is this you? i would be glad you have another sister . rich heiress, i’m transferring all my property to you, now the division in the factory will begin, they will decide who ’s in charge, i don’t understand what’s going on, come on

, hit me again, that’s what you want, brother, yes, a captive in a house full terrible family secrets, this is impossible, but i could not commit suicide, you will arrest her, who, christina, is under seven seals, from monday on rtr, you look 100 to one. what is our task to open the whole board, can we cope? if you ask, then with a swell. everyone knows the name of which character from pushkin’s works. 7,8, 7,8,8, how many, who is at work, talks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor, i’m an oak.

pinch, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - this is a set for a headache and god forbid now, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, tomorrow on rtr, for the good health of our empress, brother, the wisest empresses in history, you have two lives, mine is yours, and i want it to be, all of catherine and other historical series only on the platform we watch. again we will see we will show

more than others hello, hello, like those, moscow, the kremlin, putin, every sunday on rtr, granny, i’ll be waiting for you, his grandmother died in the hospital, they came to us from the guardianship authorities, i didn’t go to the orphanage i’ll go, you’ll live with us, come to your senses, but this is not according to the law. but as a human being, i will save you from the painful choice between your husband and some homeless child, spring of change, on sunday on rtr, someone joked, the human brain is designed in an amazing way, it works constantly from the moment of birth until the moment of buying a smartphone, people now... before helping

a person in trouble, first film this trouble on the phone , the phone is always involved in everything, they tell the following story: the cat sniffed the mobile phone, began to move its paw on it, in general, took three pictures, sent five messages and even called the police. i don't know for sure, but they say that's on the agenda in the state duma was asked two questions: to ban cellular communications upon request. telephone companies to ban all phones at the request of the post office, yes, probably, the future generation of mobile phones will be even better, they themselves will decide when and who to call us, what ringtone to answer, what to talk about in general, we will be the next generation of mobile phones after them are not needed at all, well, if only for carrying the device.

help, help, help, i swallowed my mobile phone, you can call from our phone, but no, it’s inside me, help, pull him out, how did you manage to do something? i was walking from the market and i was carrying two nets in my hands, and i was holding my mobile phone lightly in my teeth, our naked neighbor came out onto the balcony, i threw my head back and unclenched my teeth, and i swallowed my mobile phone, oh, and mozart sounds in the womb. oh,

but i’m just so afraid, oh, that my wife will call me now, call me now, oh, yes, you have death tremors, but no. the phone is vibrating, my wife is calling, so answer me, as i will answer, sister, you need to press the button, i understand. "alen, vasya, this is my wife, yes, darling, i’ve been calling you for half an hour, why don’t you come to the phone, darling, i can’t

reach you, why are you gurgling, are you drinking again, no, it’s your grumbling, why, why is it so hard to hear you?” “darling, because your voice sounds in me, here you are my romance, what a romantic, you are sitting in my liver, basya, don’t drive me crazy, but that’s how it will turn out, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, it seems roaming has begun, well, now it’s the wedding, and it doesn’t matter how you play the wedding, hey, it’s important that the wedding plays with you.

"what happened yesterday, oh, well, i got drunk, it’s understandable, that with friends it goes without saying, what kind of faces were there, and relatives, oh, i got married yesterday.” we must remember where she, oh, went to exchange gifts for money, your

treasure, oh, treasure, treasure, but she went to the market to exchange gifts for money, this is really a treasure, we need to remember everything, lord, what happened - i remember carrying the bride to the zaksa in my arms, and roses, gladiolas carnations were thrown at our feet, and some bastard threw a skin from a banana, i slipped, but didn’t fall, but fucked up, as he says... not i hit my face in the dirt, but i hit my bride, the bride was in tears, but the groom didn’t tell me, which means now i’m premature, and she’s really a bit of this, well, before the wedding, i

asked her to sew a hanger to the jacket, she sewed wooden hangers, i’m in my wedding suit his suit still had ties, and he looked like the scarecrows in the oligarch’s garden. so what happened next, then the music started playing, the receptionist appeared and said, stand on the mat, and there is such a sign that whoever gets on the mat first is the boss of the house, i see the bride was the first to jump on the mat, i pulled the mat from under he pulled her away, leaving the bride without shoes. the receptionist asked: do you agree to take such and such, such and such, such and such as your wife? i asked, what other options are there? the receptionist replied: you never know, for example, i

’m not married? and i told her, i told her, i said, what are you doing, you work, you work in the legislative office, and you still leave work. “wow, they didn’t steal it, but the registrar said what, smart guys, sign where the bird is, i see the bride conned an entire poultry farm, and i put, no, not a cross, the letter ha, why, who knows”? oh, what happened next, and we they left, that is, from zaksa, got into this car with fused rings, from a filthy doll on the hood. the bride exclaimed, touch, i

said, it’s somehow uncomfortable in front of the driver, touch, i said, well, i started touching her, even pinching her, she’s an idiot, i told the driver, touch, this was our first family scandal, we drove up to the restaurant, these... the father-in-law and the mother-in-law greeted us with bread and salt, and there is also a sign: whoever bites off the most is the master of the house, the bride and i, like we bite, she’s half a loaf, and i showed up all the way home, solemnly said, well, where there’s a happy couple here, i tell him, what a stupid question, don’t you see where the happy one is? couple, well, where, well, well, you see , here’s a happy couple, the bride and her

mother, the mother-in-law asked, daughter, are you happy, the bride answered yes, i’m in seventh heaven and sixth month with happiness, the toastmaster said, let’s drink to so that there are as many tears in your life as there are drops left in this glass, i saw that glass the size of... a bucket and shed a tear, the bucket was snatched from the toastmaster's hands by the bride's shaven-headed brother, the bride i called him an entrepreneur all evening, he said: i want to give the young people a car key, the key opens any car, and he takes out such a crowbar with a squiggle, i said: “thank you, are you taking pictures with us?”, he said, no, i’m wanted, key too,

we had a contrasting wedding, then he took the floor, yes, an academician, i don’t remember whose relative he was, but a very learned man in glasses with such armored lenses, he said, i want to raise a toast to the beautiful bride, pointing at bald witness. he was interrupted by his own wife with the words i'm a cretin. i explained it to you 100 times, the bride in white, and you gave the money, the cooks, the mother-in-law screamed, whoever saw the cook, she ate so much that she couldn’t go far, then the aunt attacked her uncle with the words “drunk”, i’m... with you i’ll never go to a decent place again, my uncle

replied: “i’m not a drunk,” i just want to drink as much as our gift costs, oh, then the bus driver said that he’ll definitely take everyone, he’ll be in sight. everyone was really lucky, especially the drivers. then, according to the ancient custom of medieval italy, we went to the bedroom, everyone the guests, and the bride and i behind the curtain, in silence, so that no one could see or hear, greedily pounced on the envelopes and began counting the money. one of my friends asked me

and said: did you even marry for love or for money? and i answered: i married by compromise, i took my wife for the money, and i loved the money, i love him. little money was invested, i have a friend who never liked all these jogging, parkour, thrills, adrenaline, i’ll say more, he hated all this, but the neighbor’s doberman revealed his potential, and now he explains to me: the main thing in extreme sports it is to notice when

extreme sports ends and scribe begins. and as it happens, you get ready to jump and... i must say that life has become so complicated lately that we all begin to feel like extreme sportsmen.

people in life love all sorts of extreme sports, skiing, parachuting and mountaineering, but we don’t want to travel far, we have our own everyday extreme sports. that's it, no, i bought yogurt in the supermarket, i forgot to look at the offer, enema, water, white coats, oh yes extreme, come on, you fucking yogurt, there's an elevator in our entrance, it's working

it’s terrible, riding without insurance, it’s very dangerous, i haven’t been home for three days... my wife comes, hell yeah, extreme, you’re an idol with no bottom, there’s an outlet in the house, it started sparking, and i was drunk, having decided to fix it, i took a screwdriver to the dey-derk , oh yes, extreme, i haven’t drunk since then, i went for mushrooms, saw hollows, there... i stuck my head in, what if there was something home, they brought me with a hollow in my head, and this is extreme may.

you don’t understand, they will go to the end, they will always hunt for such days. premiere on rtr. what's happened? it happened, yes, something terrible happened. you don't care at all this accident seems strange. nonsense, i just couldn’t manage everything. it was you who caused the accident, you wanted to kill the cross. so you, i know how to get things done. what if the truck driver was bribed? stamps from monday on rtr, sunday, imagine, i’m a grandfather, yes, well, you were 15, 17 years old, all my friends went to school, and i went to the maternity hospital, left,

left, left, we want to sing in baiknuri, don’t go ahead fool, america. songs from the bottom of my heart, andrei malakhov's evening show, sunday on rtr, love is when you look at one direction, look, look, look, you want to look, look, let's look, look, well, look at the screen, look at me, carefully, look, look, sign the agreement, my subscription. let's sign up, look, look, maybe we can go to my place and just watch a movie.

where is your homeland, my brother, and whose homeland are you, soldier, who do you serve, former friend,

tear away everything that is ours, which was together, what will be left with you, they went against god, went on a tour through all the liberated territories, what an impression , russia comes and the city lives , boris korchekov’s program, life and destiny. loves you all his life, is ready to do anything to be with you, well, i don’t want to let you in, i found ilya’s letter in your jacket pocket,

you don’t want to explain anything to me, the third one has to leave, today on rtr, my god, what ’s going on in this show, it's cheating because there's one on the line. million rubles in order to hit a big jackpot, they need to not lose their shit, they are so impudent, she’s just a cunning one, look, you’ve already said, so much can hit, you know, there’s something to fight with, catch me if you can, a big music show, on friday on rtr, i’ve loved it since childhood. read poetry on a stool, there are a lot of psychos in our world,

every fifth person in the world is a psycho, talk to me quietly, suddenly i’m one of them, the hamster valera lived as he should, he was a real hamster, he ate, slept, ate again, ate, slept , ate and died. igor doesn’t love all of marina, but only one fragment of her. however, he took it and married the fool in the entire marina. once upon a time and somewhere, someone there, someone planned to climb something, but something has it, not that something, but something that exists, therefore someone fell off something, like...

gave everything, oh, forgive me, lord, what will you give to the children, my dear, daddy, daddy, i haven’t been to a single lecture, daddy, ah, your back is faster, oh, oh, lower, lower, that's all

you can do, they give everyone away, everyone already has fingers like this, oh, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's enough, witty, my god, okay, let's not, let's not let's talk about it, let's not talk about it, okay, come on, come on, come on, push me, push me, come on, drive me, oh, a little lower, oh, okay, oh, who wrote our mumu, so what? for me, who wrote it, a writer, a writer, this is an easy question, but who did he write about, a dog, that’s right. that's right, vasya, that's right, about the dog, about the dog, what was she doing there with him, she lived there, she was an old resident of him, she guarded him, so, so, she ate a piece of meat, there she was, what did she kill, did she kill, or something, well somewhere close, by the way, on dogs, i’m an expert, they recently told me a joke about a dog, come on, yes, a dog goes out into the street in the morning, sees a tree like this, she says, indescribable. this is this

that's it, end of the joke, and mother, that mother, and mother, whose mother, your mother, my mother, that immediately mother, that immediately after mother, mother, who wrote, who wrote, mother, who, who wrote, faster, vasya , mother, mother, who, don’t tell the audience, what’s faster, now i remembered, you just knocked me down, well, who, mother, who wrote, well, well,

for whom the mummies, what was produced there, what are you talking about , what, at the bottom, wire climbers, what was it about, what were they doing there at your place, celebrating a birthday, who, i said, had mummies, i remembered, it was flooded, nothing more to say, yes, how smart you are, there is nothing more to say, i taught, yes, i see, the great writer vasya, saltykov dash, saltykov... wow, people lived that they had two passports or what? listen, stop explaining, saltakov tere, you say, i’ll put three, no, that’s it, statovovki, hint to me a letter, at least one, anastasia, give me one letter, the initial one, at least, saldykov, who, dash, who is he, dash, yet , now, well, now, goldfinch, man, now, crushed stone,

sherbet, now, now, now, now, nutcracker vasya, why are you joking like that, but i want you and i was joking, i was joking, vasya, i was joking, to say one thing, you... will hand over literature to me, yes, yes, of course, yes, only over my corpse, i don’t understand, i say, through my corpse you will hand over, again not i understand, i’m saying, through my corpse you’ll only hand over my item, we’ll think with the guys, where, mind you, i didn’t suggest this, i didn’t suggest it, perform, hocus pocus,

magician, wizard, sorcerer, hocus pocus delights in the circus adults and children, he takes 25 pencils out of his ears, takes 333 bananas out of his pocket, that's... that's from white-white gloves, oh, snow-white hocus-pocus can make snow-white doves, he quickly takes off his hat, bows to the dear spectator, and from

this very hat he comes out into the arena... breakdown, that’s what sleight of hand means in the arena of hocus pocus, a master of magic science.

she loved to spend money, he loved to save, and thus a certain balance was achieved in the family; he went to the supermarket to save money. she thought it was pointless to buy anything on black friday, because that was the only way to buy two unnecessary items for the price of one. she knew well that in

russian the words skidka and kidalova same roots, and in general, she said, on the shelf with stale goods, they always hang stickers, no promotions, no discounts. and no more than three pieces in one hand, he ran for the bus all the way to work, ran and thus saved rubles, then he began to run for a taxi, saving much more, and his disposable tableware was not successful, because after three or four the sinks were falling into disrepair, before... he basically didn’t buy meat for 300 rubles, now he doesn’t buy it for 600, so the savings grow, but if you don’t buy anything,

he asked himself, what should he save on then? i understand the sad humor given the current inflation. in this regard, i have a question: how many times can gasoline become more expensive if oil becomes completely free? hello, vasya, hi, it’s me, i’m now in the mall shopping , oh, i have clothes worth 240,000, i ’m standing at the checkout right now, i took your... card, i forgot my pin code, please tell me yours pin code, yes, yes, i’m listening to you,

yes it’s me, i’m on caste, i have your card, please tell me the pin code, very... yes, but she’s not at home, she went to the store, so fast.

i can’t hear you, okay, i don’t even want to hear, okay, tell me like this, i can hear you, i can hear you, so you broke through, yes, i’m saying that i’m your wife, didn’t you recognize my voice, on any phone the voice can be faked, prove that you are my wife, you bastard, i ’ll come home now, i ’ll put a pressure cooker on your head, lucy. well, thank god, tell me

the pin code, qr code, they canceled it, it’s a square with hieroglyphs, you have it in your phone, but not a qr code, pin code, pin code, who’s an idiot, you’re an idiot, this is what you are for i called, yes, no, tell me what... you need it, what do you need, i’ll give you what you want, i’m telling you that i’m your wife, i’m standing at the checkout, there’s a lot of people here, i need your pin -code, masya, just please, please, tell me the pin code, i have 24,000 products, listen, it’s very hard to hear, the last words are very bad, i say, tell me the pin code, give me the pin code? are you in

a restaurant or something? i'm at the checkout, are you on the track? what are you doing there? what pincode? who's the freak? you're a freak, a deaf freak, you don't understand anything at all, you've worn out all my nerves! ouch, lucy, very bad connection, really! such a connection, such words, okay, tell me, please, you can hear me like that, now you can hear, yes, you’re yelling something, well , i can hear, great, tell me, please, the word pincode, i understand, i understand , great, then tell me the four digits of your card pin code, hello, you’re always... yes, you

’re disappearing, you’re on the subway, or something, i’m in the store, you’re at aunt zina’s, who is this, bastard, aunt zina , you bastard, why did you come to her, that means , now listen to me carefully, i’m already on edges. i ’m telling you now for the last time, while i’m still on good terms, tell me the pin codes from your card, and the pin code from the card, but i would have said right away, well, thank god, let’s kick it, i’m broke, you know, god , businesslike, write it down now, and i’ll remember these four numbers for the rest of my life. come on, i give,

what, eight, repeat! once again, you've used three attempts, your card is blocked, hi hot, what?

your card is blocked, get out of here, i ’ll kill you, and i love you, it’s so nice that you call...

we go to the doctor and borrow a lot from him time with empty complaints, and we don’t go to the doctor when we seriously need to go, forewarned is forearmed, any

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day, a big holiday. nikhia, we haven't seen each other for a long time. dersky. well, you know, for every cool fighter he’ll find an even cooler one, you fell in love with them, but who’s good for you, your wife or your boys, don’t ask stupid questions now, they are still loved, you are responsible for your words, i am always responsible for my words, a hero of my time, beauty, repin, the whole brigade is just on the platform. you look 100 to one, what is our task, open everything toblo, we can handle it, if

you ask, then with preparation. what character from pushkin’s works does everyone know the name of? how long will the family be? 7.8 how many, who is at work, speaks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor, i am an oak tree, chop, no, pluck, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t know what else, geometry, algebra , physics, chemistry is a set for headaches, god forbid, now beep, if you win, then hurray! and 100 to one, tomorrow on rtr, grandma, i’ll be waiting for you, his grandmother died in the hospital,

they came to us from the guardianship authorities, i won’t go to my grandfather, you’ll live with us, come to your senses, and this is not according to the law , well, but in a human way, i will spare you the painful... between your husband and some homeless child, simply, the spring of change, on sunday on rtr, in our studio people gathered who... the characters in

duets have long become humorous: buyer-seller, doctor-patient, conductor-passenger, teacher-student, tenant-plumber, judge-defendant, inspector-driver. i once had a joke, the inspector says to the driver, suspecting that he is not sober: blow into the pipe, he blows, the pipe does not turn blue, does not work, or what? the inspector blows himself: but no, it works, it works, by the way, an interesting experiment was carried out by the inspector of one traffic police, in order for the driver to prove that he was not drunk, it was enough to repeat the phrase after the inspector, a lilac peephole with half-broken legs, it worked like a charm, i must say that... it’s not easy on the roads now, when there is such a flow of cars, such traffic jams, a huge

number of cars have accumulated at the traffic lights, one impatient driver began to nervously honk at the driver standing in front, he, deafened by the sounds, leaned out of the window and shouted: “yes, it’s working.” horn for you, now check the headlights, is that an interesting observation if you hold a big one in your hand? if you show a piece of brick to drivers, they will carefully avoid puddles and politely let people pass at crossings. the traffic cop stopped the car. didn't you see the sign? driver, sorry, i didn't notice because i was drunk. and i will note that nothing increases a driver’s qualifications more than those driving behind him. the police car immediately increases discipline, the blonde

drives into the back of another car, the driver gets out, you at least passed the driving test, of course, you weirdo, unlike you many times, oh, why are you so nervous, comrade instructor, yes, i can drive a car, 1 2 3, listen, what do you use to press the middle

pedal? so, i also remember, on the left, on the side there should be some kind of crutch sticking out, damn, i can’t see it point-blank, did you forget it last night? close the car, they're holding you back, you 're lucky, my nephew jumped out of the car for a minute to buy whitewash, came back, no car, just a ladle lying there. well, my nephew is an excavator operator, he digs toilets for a summer resident, now he does it manually, no, but somehow i’ll go without church, on the other hand, no, well, on the other hand, of course, you can understand the people, people sit without money, i want to drink, here's a rod of everything that comes along, a crutch on the other side, splinters, just on the other side, listen, but what about an imported car, right? ok, that's it, i found the steering wheel, found the pedal, crutch let's go, we can drive however you don't want,

listen, schumacher, what's this hysteria, why do you want to ask driving theory first, go ahead, what's your first question, where is the carburetor, i'm fine, yes, the guy works as an instructor, no knows where the corbullet is. no, you’ve been retarded since childhood or recently, okay, write, i’m kind today, that means the kirvatunator is in the car. more precisely, more precisely inside the car, right in front, you see some kind of storage room, this crap is lying around there, your kerbolator, what is it for, what the hell is it needed for, i think, why the hell is it needed, yes ask him to give a damn, don’t bother cluttering

the front trunk, what’s your second question, where is the steering wheel. oh, well , it’s overwhelming, what, what is it, a gearbox, i know, a tv, and where is the brake, the brake went fishing, no, well, you know my husband, listen, it’s a complete brake, he promised to bring me a pike from fishing, i don’t understand one thing , how he went fishing and forgot his gun at home, listen, shulager, what, where is the glove compartment, listen, well, it’s decent. we don’t rummage through messes with women, that you’re some kind of strange, i’m now i'll give you a ride, you'll be back to normal, okay, put it in your hand, i know everything, i found the steering wheel, i found the pedal, i found the wheel, everything is schumacher, let's go, come on, buckle up, ugh, in front of a woman

, swear, oh, so what, that i’m on red, this is my favorite color, you like it, then strong-willed green, he’ll show me red, shumaker, now i’ll tell you a story, you ’ll get it, my sister in murmansk came into her garage, well, she has such a shell, and it’s dark it was 7 in the morning, she forgot that she was in the garage, she drove straight into the shell in the dark, was telephoning all day, didn’t notice a damn thing, how, how, she i thought it was the polar night, shumatar, why did you faint? look how gentle we are, listen, don’t bother the car, we need to refuel, now we’ll refuel, oh gas station, oh well, lie down, sleep, now i’ll refuel myself, oh, blah, guys, your gas is fresh, well, that’s how i see it, year of graduation, ninety-eighth, okay, ninety-five

we’ll catch up, but seventy-sixth, guys. in general , to do a coastal one, guys, it’s been worn out for a long time, why are you bargaining with bullshit, oh well, give me 2 liters of the ninety-eighth, 2 liters of the ninety-five for a bubble, anyway, the car is not mine, 100 l 76, and guys, refueled and we’re going, whether or not, do something, the shumaker is cool, oh, those are crazy! and who's schumacher, look, the whistle is blowing, he's waving his arms , he's advertising some kind of striped stick, schumacher is running straight towards us, oh, it's about to start, give me your phone number, let's go to the restaurant, schumacher, wake up as soon as i call you, love is like a dream , i’m listening to you, young man, i’m right, i know, i’m

always right, what are the documents? you listen, well, if you want to honestly ask how old i am, ask honestly, i’ll answer you honestly, 19, where do you see the corpse in the car, it’s not a corpse, this is an instructor, well, his little one was shaking, he’s resting, listen, why are you yelling like that, don’t yell, swallow the whistle, and you won’t be able to make money, have you seen the movie evil dead, are you going to yell like that? you see the second episode, which tube should you still breathe into? oh, cat, what are you, a pervert? no, excuse me, but you’re a bitch, yes, what more money do you need? and so you, alphonse, i

told you, there’s no way to settle, there won’t be any money, let’s go away, i ’ll call the police now too, let’s go jack! oh, who woke up, shumaker, you overslept such a show, come to me like that the clown was having fun, schumacher, why would they plant trees in the middle of the road, you don’t understand that it’s beautiful, but it’s still a road, no, it’s not a road, it’s a forest, and how did we get here, here i see some kind of elk , the bumper keeps hitting us all the time, it already has our license plates on its horns, shumak, boom, oh, listen, what tree was placed right wrong, we fit right into it... it fit in, why are you crying, shumak? i feel sorry for the car, that’s right, the car is a perfect fit, oh well, shuvacher, you were a man with a car, and now... you’re a little peasant, in a hustle and bustle, play a little,

thank you, thank you, marina tsvetaeva once noticed, in the dialogue... her question is not as important as our answer, we don’t yet know your answer to everything that we told you today, but we still we will find out the answers by the ratings, by your letters that you write to me, by your attitude towards us, the main thing for us is mutual understanding with you, and your joy.

rtr planet, more than just television. this is a piece of russia on every screen on the planet. let's fly! the loudest premieres. how did i get here, and post-corporate, or what? what are you talking about such? you don't know bender well. for murder on a trick. a motive is not needed, that it was on the strip, i don’t know, the dog, in my opinion, is an exciting series, we are putting together an orchestra,

we will perform shostakovich’s seventh symphony, whoever doesn’t take risks has no luck, we will succeed, i will operate, i will scary, as if it were me, not me, unfortunately, neither the motive for the murder nor the connection between the murders is visible, but it exists, and we will find it, i once again... remind you that this is my investigation, let's agree in advance , you are the coach, i am the player, a dizzying show and the best music, and you generally spend most of your life on your feet or on your head, i don’t even know, i want to read, please read, i can’t read, turn on the music blogger, hope, russia relies on songs, in general russia is very a singing country,

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