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tv   Mest kak lekarstvo  RUSSIA1  June 16, 2024 1:50am-4:31am MSK

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hurray, guests, i have nothing ready, stir, how are you, water, water, dripping from above, god, you're crazy, i 'm not, wait, wait, you're a hooligan, i'm the police. “let me close the door, hush,
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what a nightmare, hell, yes, hush, hush, hear, and the watermelon, and mommy, yes, what is it, and what is all this for, and what are you getting into, well yes, i’m your neighbor from the bottom floor, we just moved in yesterday, mommy, what a nightmare, but no, why the house?” worry, we just moved in, we haven’t done any renovations yet, i don’t even know, just you know, not this month, okay, don’t excuse me, i’ll definitely pay for the repairs, what can i tell you, well, someone else in your place would definitely kill me, or it would start a scandal, a scandal is not my thing, to be honest, i’m from i’m pretty tired of this already, yes, you know, well
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, if i did something wrong, let me help you with the ticket, well, i have some cunning moves, but no, it’s too late, i knew it, i knew it you just didn’t want to help me then, “you know, firstly, i ’m not obligated to help you at all, and secondly, yes i didn’t want to, by the way, i heard you talking to your wife today, and in your opinion a woman shouldn’t rest at all, yes, she should wash, clean, cook, take care of the children, but you don’t know anything what you’re telling me here, yes, i don’t want to know anything, it’s none of my business, but as a woman i agree with your wife, this means your famous female solidarity, yes, yes, you know what, what? if this is
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not at all goodbye, goodbye, hello, and the exit is there, sorry, oh, and this, and this already leaves, good evening, goodbye, you're in trouble. what an interesting man, you know, i noticed, there is some kind of pecherin restlessness in him, some kind of, that’s it, he’s a crazy neighbor downstairs, a brawler, a neighbor downstairs, what a prose of life, musya, musya, or maybe we are still light. calm,
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calm, calm, hold on, thank you, well, well, well, sweetie, wash your hands after dinner, are you alone, where is your vladik, you know, he met his army comrade quite by chance, by the way, you know, but he is very interesting, so you know, a real man. such a sholokhov type, very solid, immediately took vladik away to celebrate, and i came to you, and by the way, vladik already called, he’s already on his way, yeah, i thought, why don’t we invite this pechorin from below, color? what, maybe, well, you’re always like this, well
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, you treat people too categorically, well , you can’t do that, you need to be somehow kinder, more positive. more tolerant, well, i was already more tolerant, and kinder and more positive, but how did it end? and in general, you know, it’s easy for you to argue, your vladik is such a sweetheart, who? nyasha? well, you know, this is a new word, my girls at work told me, it means a sweet, cute kitten. nyasha, and my god, we will soon stop understanding the russian language altogether, and this is you and me, philologists, and as for vladik, he has his own shortcomings, he is jealous of every pillar,
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musya, musya, happy birthday, as a gift, i practically did it, i tell him, let me help, but he does everything himself, and that your door is open, people in moscow also say incredulous, hello, hello, meet me, this is marina, and this is kirill, by the way, it’s marina’s birthday today, she ’s our birthday girl, so we’ve gathered to celebrate here in a narrow, close circle, well, i’m without a gift, it’s nothing, you sit down, we’ll have dinner and drink wine, what? vapansky, you don’t know how to drink at all, you should look at kirill, oh, kirukha, gang for a chair, why are you comparing me, i’m an oil worker, and i’m hardened, you know what, oh, what a charm, you’re an oil worker, an oligarch, no, well, not quite,
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but now i’m planning to move from surgut to moscow, yeah, here in surgut, of course, yes, but moscow is wow, a theater. museums, yes, well, let's drink to the birthday girl, to the newborn, lord, where they drink, there they pour, hurray, maple, you are my fallen, frozen maple, why are you standing bent over? under the white snow, or what you saw or what you heard, as if you went out for a walk outside the village, and like a drunken
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watchman, going out onto the road, he drowned in a snowdrift, froze his leg, oh, i myself am now, somehow i’m not strong enough, i won’t get there at home, from a friendly drinking party, that we stayed too long, but it’s too early, sit down. sit, i'll put the children to bed now, i'll come, i'll you, we are now, buddy, give us ours, come on, i don’t know why you’re turning up your nose,
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a fantastic man, so real, and how he sings, this is a maple, you are my fallen, frozen maple!
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it’s somehow not very good for you, uncle kirill, and for me too, but can you imagine, if mom gets... married, then we’ll have to call him dad, no, i don’t want to, and i don’t want to, in general, we need mom ourselves find a husband, one we like, and if we like him, then she will certainly like him, cool, but how?
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well, vladka is done, he passed out, but i decided i shouldn’t have been doing housework according to the old bachelor habit, i ate, clean up after myself, what are you doing to me, it’s even somehow inconvenient, you’re my guest, oh well, it’s inconvenient, i didn’t come from the bathroom, but at least i’m of some use to you , vladik, well , get up, it’s time, it’s time, my friend, it’s time, go little. i’ll sleep some more, get up, you’re drunk, that’s it, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, well, i have to go, well, what are you, i still have a watermelon, come on. that means, he must
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be strong, handsome, mom says that beauty is not the main thing in men, she’s telling you not to be upset, handsome is one, kind is two. loves children, that's three, rich is four, cheerful, the most important thing. no, we definitely won’t find something like that, we need to lower
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the bar, well, it’s hard to manage alone with children, what about working, but what about the children, my children have already grown up, and then you know, when i remember this unrecognized genius, you’re even glad that alone, oh, the work is certainly hard. “sometimes you have to meet such types, well, that’s okay, but i don’t depend on anyone, i’ve always admired such women, they can do everything themselves, so what can you do? uh, excuse me, for god’s sake,
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i have to get up early tomorrow, so i’ll go, yes, of course, or maybe i’ll call you tomorrow. well, yes, why not, of course, yes, thank you, so i’ll go, yes, yes, thank you very much, thank you.
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so, guys, let's get to our places, we're accepting new additions, aglaya kvartsova, greetings, the wasp remains. there’s not much to do before the competition, so let’s get involved, now aglai will show us what she can do, okay, um, come on, good job,
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so, now, now let’s get up in a pair with peter, peter, get up, with the girl. hello, fight, stop, well done, get up, oh, right, and now in free mode, yes, let's do it. i gave in to you on purpose, my mother says that it’s not good to fight with girls, don’t be upset, it’s just that my dad and i used to live in tokyo, i started studying there, in tokyo, and why
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don’t you speak japanese? hai, vatashiva nekhona. just think, but i passed all the levels in angry bird with three stars. angry birds, do your parents let you play on the computer? i don’t ask anyone, mom is at work all day, she’s lucky for you, and dad is for me prohibits, we have passwords on all computers at home. how many computers do you have at home? six, my dad is the world's most important specialist in antivirus programs. “listen, what if i come to your house to play on the computer, but not a word to dad about the computer, of course, but let’s go, dad has come, dad, look, this is my new friend, petya, can i go visit him, “glavyushka,
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of course you can, but not today, well, dad, forgive me, for god’s sake, there are such traffic jams.” finished? hello, hello, what did you manage to pick up from art, now, you've been here for a long time are you kidding me, what are you doing here, what do you mean, what am i doing here, i’m the same as you, i’m taking my daughter, mom, she’s naked, can she come to visit us, well, of course, we’re with. .. i’m always glad to have guests with you, yes, i just need to ask her dad, her dad doesn’t mind, but not today, and that’s great, we’re in a hurry, say goodbye, let’s go, os, goodbye, goodbye, so, come on,
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quickly change your clothes, i'm downstairs like i parked the car, come on. well, why are you bothering, my mother and i have already been waiting for you, your sister, yes, your brother is great, congratulations, who is this? what are you talking about, this is my coach, alan, himself. moreover, this is our candidate for a husband for my mother, look, he’s handsome, kind, loves children, everything we need, exactly, he’s absolutely superb, the best, and how we ’ll marry him to his mother, i’ve already thought of something.
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come on, well then, see you in the evening, i'll call you, yes. here i completely agree with you, i’m also
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tired of working for my uncle, just one word from the oil industry, no, well, the salaries there are of course good, but you know, i want to somehow have my own, to be the owner, well, that’s how you, oh, i beg you, what kind of a boss am i, just the name is loans, rent, salaries for employees, and then, you know, to be honest, this is not what i dreamed of when i graduated from university, sorry, yes, light, hello, yes, yes, i called, listen, you can’t come to my house to look after the children, no, i’m late, yes, for work, well, if anything, put them to bed yourself, thank you, sunshine, thank you, bye. well, what shall we drink to? let's do it for you. let's. vladislav, this is simply
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unbearable. i’m telling you for the fifth time that i’m going to marina, she asked me to sit with her children. oh my god. vladik, leave your crazy suspicions, it’s simply impossible. oh, how scary. yes, come at any moment and you will see, yes, i am sitting with three children, but there is no man there, vladik, hello, can you hear me, leave your crazy suspicions, the burden of my patience, she, she is already overwhelmed, vladik, oh my god, yes, i love you, i’m happy, i’m very, very pleased, well, of course, but i’ll come home right away, so what? what are you, well, i ’ll come to you right away, my little fish, my baby, that’s it, yes, bye, and i’ll hold you tight, tight,
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strong, well then i drank some more for courage and said, all your hangers-on have gathered here in front of you, that you told the boss just like that in front of everyone, and what’s boiling, and he, and what is he? listened, came up, hugged, kissed, and said, take these as an example, wow, really, the next day i fired him due to staff reduction, but nothing, even for the better, i’ll start a new life, so... i don’t have such determination, you’re great, really, let’s start everything from scratch, so, probably, my ex didn’t have this male
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qualities, well, the ability to act, although no, i’m lying, when i got pregnant with katya, he packed his things and left, well, i’m a creative person, i can’t... i’m oppressed by my family, my actions, my actions, for such actions, i hit you in the face, i i beg you, i forgot about him a long time ago, he lives somewhere abroad, an artist, the word is bad, that’s what my teacher said in the first grade, you’re a golden man marinka, oh no, no, i’m done, thank you, come on, come on , come on, yeah. wow, wow, sveta is going to kill me now,
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thank you very much, it’s really great that you pulled me out, i’ll call you, thank you very much.
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svetka. my sun, well, i’m sorry that i’m so late, please, bastards, i found your album here, a rembrandt is something impossible, look at the chiaroscuro it has, it’s incomprehensible to the mind, marin, wait, what about you where was, was, ombret, ombre, okay, admit who he is, well... uh-huh, well, let's go and have some tea, you're in no hurry, i beg you, i'm thirsty , which doesn't mean, we just had dinner, uh-huh, details .
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mash, what's wrong with the transtour? oh, nothing, marinachka, well, did anyone call them? i ask, did anyone call them? yes, what kind of disgrace is this? hello, yes, hello, i would like to hear from alexander. ah, alexander, yes, yes, this is marina filippova. yes. you should have transferred the money to me exactly a week ago. yes. alexander, i have been in your circumstances for a month and a half now. well, why should i
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care? listen. if tomorrow you don’t transfer money to me, what do you think, i won’t find justice for you, just don’t be rude to me, hello, yes, hello, kirill, hello, what are the plans, plans, plans for work, a lot of work, and so go home in the evening, well, what a dull program, let’s at least meet for coffee, for coffee, why not, let’s go for coffee, but i need to go home first , well, great, when you’re free, dial , uh-huh, okay, bye, so, in general, if something
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is urgent, i’m on my mobile, hello, we decided to all come over together, so , mom, this girl and this boy, they’re friends they like the friend and want to be friends. not shy, what should they do? well, it seems to me that the one who is brave should do the first step, which one? well, for example, you can write a note, or invite a date. yeah, okay, but sms will do? come on, guys, look in the window, what kind of
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people are looking at you, come on, it’s clear, you need to write to him, well, like from her, you know his mobile phone, yeah, we’ll send malan an sms, well, kids, what do you like cakes, this, kirill, and you are married, and you have children, so, why are you poking at an adult, katerina, you are my adult young lady, and not everything is normal. i also love it when it’s straight to you, but the question is legitimate, not married, never been, no children, please don’t tell her, kirill.
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girl, sorry, sorry, it’s just not every day you see a girl on the boulevard reading the word about igor’s campaign. come on,
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this is not that uncommon. believe me, i know what i'm talking about. three people signed up for my seminar on ancient russian literature, all boys, well... although i’m not entirely sure about one of them, you know, this is a very interesting, very rare publication, a word about igor’s campaign, please note that i made the illustrations myself favorsky.
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petenka, i’m sorry, for god’s sake, the traffic was late again, and why are you so sad, why didn’t you change your clothes, mom? alan asked you to come to him, what again? well, sing, you don’t stay in any section with me, not fencing, not swimming, so what is it? okay, i'll try to solve something now. hello alan, you have me. god, i'm sorry, i'm petya's mother, and it's very nice, but honestly, you know, i myself am very glad that we can finally communicate with you,
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you know, at this age, what about age, age is quite the same, quite, yes, yes, yes, yes, i understand that the transition is still far away, but you... you know, we don’t have a man in our house, without a man, i, of course, understand you, but i don’t that man, that one, you are the one, you would know how enthusiastically petya says you, well, yes, but i, yes, i understand, you have a lot of worries, but believe me, for petya and for me, it would be extremely important, but... well, i can’t, what do you mean i can’t, after all, we don’t pretend to do much, but i guess that you are interested in completely different physical data, no, no, it’s not just about physical
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data, well, well, it’s just me, then i don’t understand what we’re talking about, i understand. you know, i’m ready to pay for your extra time, who do you take me for, but no, no, no, for god’s sake, i’m sorry, i didn’t want to offend you at all, but i really ask you, think again about our conversation, okay ? well, okay, i’m good, i ’ll think about it, i was very pleased to meet you,
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but... nowadays no one needs you, so i had to take up tourism, it’s not my thing, of course, well something like this, but nothing, i think everything will work out, yeah. give yourself some, thank you, i don’t eat sweets, so, wow, that’s great, wow, what kind of people, well, yes, well, yes, read already muscovite, but the main thing is that you don’t forget us, what kind of person are you? question, come on right now and drive up, yeah, now i
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’ll send an sms address, listen, marin, this is the case, remember i told you about business, in short, my fellow countrymen from surgut want to go to bed, we should receive them somehow at home, do you mind or they will come here, well actually, of course, let them come, water? marinochka, yes, kids, ekaterina, peter, and
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marish, and i need to get along with the guys, we would go, take a walk, come on, come on , come on, come on, come on, come on, to the cinema, hurray, that’s how they are for me, you can pass, thank you, goodbye, and so, well, what movie are we going to see? mom, kid, is he our dad now? why are you saying some nonsense, what, it’s just that his friends came to see him, and so, in short, we’re going to the cinema, yes or no? that's it, go ahead!
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what's happened? oh! so, something happened, maybe it can help, it won’t start. well, i
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i don’t know, it’s so unclear, maybe it’s the battery, yeah, maybe it’s the battery, well, i ’ll try to start it, for the boys. i didn’t know you were married, what are you? for 100 years, while i was there in siberia, she held the rear here, a fighting woman. since you have a home front and a family,
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then it’s a different matter, then we can trust you with the money, let’s take care of the family, family is sacred, that’s for sure.
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well, that’s all, thank you, stanislav, i think we somehow started our communication incorrectly. we need something, well, our children have become friends, they are wonderful, thank you, your glasha is also very good girl, you know what, you already had a glasha, let them now come to us at any time, thank you very much, and you write down my phone number, well, just in case, yes, yes, yes, and you are mine too, yeah. no, i didn’t like it, the main character
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is kind of old, it’s fine, but he ’ll punch him in the face, you don’t understand anything, well, the guests have left, marishka, marishka. thank you very much, from today i, our new life begins, so children, quickly wash your face and go to bed, kirill, listen, please, i need to be with you seriously talk, i'm absolutely fine. kiril, please, i need to be alone, go, please go, okay, i understand, but i
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will definitely come back. marina, i remind you, today is the last day, yes, literally any day now there will be money, if not today, i am breaking the contract with you, but can i have another sausage, no, you can’t,
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it’s a joke, come on. here's aglaya, take an example, look how petya eats well, of course, he's a boy, he doesn't need to watch his figure, hello, hello! come in, yes, thank you, oh, you've already fed them, yes, well what, finish your food, get ready, and why do you look so sad today, something happened, well, to be honest, it happened, a large amount of intermediaries is stuck, i don’t know how to get it
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out, that is, they officially owe you money, of course . wait a minute, do you know the name of the company, remember? well, of course, a transtor, yeah, but any details? yes, there are, here, great, yeah, here they are. no, well, what kind of protection do we have, kindergarten, just, yeah, now we.
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but in general this is legal, and not to return the money to you according to the law, keep it, thank you, i she said that my dad is a computer genius, and glya, eat, come on.
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hello, this is kirill, leave a message and i will call you back.
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you are the best, the kindest, the most sympathetic, and, by the way, i love you, oh, god, vladik, and what happened, so, yeah, it’s clear, vladik, what happened, listen, you have absolutely nothing to drink, well how boring is your life? and your victim is in general, so calm, now let’s do everything in order, let’s tell him, i saw her, who
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is she with him, he’s like that - but elegant, they walk with him, yeah, they laugh, they moss, let her he’s cheating on me, lord, where did you get this from? i ’ve known the world for 1.00 years, she’s not capable of this, then who should she cheat on you with, hmm? well, how do i know, what difference does it make with whom? so, stop playing othello, yeah, quickly take a cold shower, right? then i make you coffee, then i send you home, and you throw nonsense out of your head, okay, what about this, come on, come on, come on, there’s a clean towel on the shelf, okay, that’s it, oh! sorry it's so late and you forgot, yes, thank you, in general, thank you very much for your help, i really can't wait for tomorrow
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day, darling, i don’t understand, but where is the coffee, it’s not, sorry, sorry, so, please listen, vadim mikhailovich, i have absolutely no time to talk now, i ’ll call you back about the hotel, yeah, well, in general, i’m like i'm always late, don't worry, petya changes clothes, yes. "excuse me, please, nothing, hello, marina, hello, alan, you
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know, i thought, in general, i agree, thank you very much, i was sure that you would hear me, you know , even after our last conversation, you i’m dreaming that i’m dreaming about you, yes, at first your assertiveness confused me, and then i thought, and, probably, this is a real feeling, if it’s all so real? so, i think i'm going a little crazy, what are we talking about, i've already changed my clothes.
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hello, alexander, hello, this is marina filippova again, excuse me for not giving, now we have this here, you can’t log into
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the operating system, you probably have. every time you try to enter, a scary picture appears: a skull with two bones and the inscription: debts must be repaid. yes, where are you from? do you know? well, the debts really just need to be repaid. well, you know, i can help you. yes, you will repay the debt to me, and i will give you your operating system. see, you have a window under the picture. here you need to enter 10 numbers, which i will tell you immediately after you repay the debt to me. yes, this is blackmail, yes , i am against you, yes, i am against you, yes, listen, isn’t it easier to give me your honestly earned money, will you mind if we bring you the debt in cash, no, well, of course, i won’t, but i will give you the numbers by courier, and more, alexander, please don't do this
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again, okay? yes, of course, sorry. this won’t happen again, i believe you, oh, we won’t tell you where we were, but we’ll show you what we did.
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let’s go, i’ll show you where i was, with me. i have gigantic plans, now i’ll turn around, look, kirill, moscow is a
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complex city. be careful, sing, sing, what are you doing, and i’m such a risky person, if i play, i go straight to the bank, so that’s it.
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i’m really uncomfortable that we’re having an overnight stay, but... kirill, this is all definitely unnecessary, marin, sit here, there’s no truth in your feet, listen, kirill, if it weren’t for that stupid battery in the car or whatever it was, we certainly wouldn’t have stayed the night, so if you interpreted the situation incorrectly, i say something funny, what kind of eyes do you have, what kind of eyes do you have? your eyes, when you
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merge, listen, kirill, i’m a fairly smart adult woman, and i also can’t stand vulgarity, well, for god’s sake, you’re making me out of... no, well, this whole entourage, no, i, of course, understand, that you tried, probably on many women, here are the candles, the skins of animals, they make an indelible impression, but yes, yes, that’s it, what you said, everything you say, everything, yes. come to me,
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i personally know the majority shareholders, we’ll deal with the management. and we’ll find it there, what the hell isn’t it? yes, yes, i think i forgot to buy salt, please look, in the kitchen in the right closet, listen, baby, i’m still busy, you take a walk for a couple of hours, yes, come on, golden one, so, let’s take another walk, oh, look , she’s sitting, run, let’s go for a ride, i
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don’t want to, come on, well, i don’t want to, what’s this, leave me alone, please, well, what don’t you want, i’m not in the mood, what are we in good spirits, i miss my mom. but she leaves often, right? yes, she dances in ballet, and goes on a lot of tours, and then she goes on vacation, alone, because there’s no rest with the children, it’s just a hassle, but i still miss her, ironing, well, she’ll come soon, and you ’ll be there again together, she will come, she and her dad have been divorced for a long time. and you know that your earrings suit you very well, thank you very much, they are very, very delicate and beautiful, are those your keys? yes, my dad gave it to me, very
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beautiful, thank you, yours are also very beautiful earrings, yes, well, thank you very much, yours are twice as beautiful, yes, yes, exactly, exactly, exactly, i like yours better, no, no, no, yours are much better, hello, hello, i’ll go here with the men, but the thing is... you think it’s necessary, you don’t have to report to me, why are you, don’t blow your nose, i ran. uh-huh, that's it, let's go play lotto with us, hurray, come on, child marina, come on, come on, come on, yes, six, 6,6, so, where are we, where is my chip, here it is, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, come on, catch me, yeah, name the author of the fairy tale kael.
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play, well, let them finish playing, and we get ready, well, dad, well, we can drink a little more tea with you, you probably haven’t had dinner, with pleasure. how are you doing, have you sorted out your debtors? oh yes. thank you very much, everything
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was brought on a silver platter, that ’s right, we need to teach them, not scoundrels, no, i’m very glad that you’re not like that, no one, you won’t be offended, no, of course, i just thought at first that you are a cracker, a brawler, abnormal. so i also thought that you were an arrogant egoist, yes, i’m a rag first, so what did you tell me, no need, oh, but tea, no, thank you, thank you, then nuts, well, where can i not do everything at once. hello
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fish, healthy, neighbor, hello, well, let's go, let's go, thank you very much, it's very tasty, i'll take you, quickly, let's go, let's go quickly, get ready. musya, i have news, come on, i completely accidentally met a man on the street, light, god, poor vladik, i, i assured him so, i told him, vladik, but what does vladik have to do with it, well, of course, vladik absolutely, vladik, it has nothing to do with it, you’re shining like a samovar, and by the way, he feels bad, it’s hard, he’s suffering, he came to me drunk, covered in snot, and i think he’s looking at me like a wolf. says through gritted teeth, i
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don’t understand that you’re laughing, he saw you by the way, oh, fool, oh, fool, no, i don’t understand your reaction, why are you happy, i don’t understand your reactions, oh well, he’s a man, well and you, well, how could you think, my best friend, that i, i am capable of cheating, well, wait, you just told me that you met a man who, well, i met a man, absolutely by chance on the street, meeting whom completely radically changed the course of my life, light, stop it, you've already completely confused me, i don't understand anything, so... svetopolk, who? a man whom i met quite by chance on the street, meeting with whom radically changed the course of my life. so, yeah, he ’s going to publish a complete academic collection of ancient russian literature. and literally after two meetings he invited me to become an editor. musya, it’s truly incredible. lord, svetka, this is a dream. i'm very much for it i'm glad to see you, i'm very glad. author's agency,
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hello, dear philology, marin, can you wait a second, yes, now wait, hello, listen, this is the case, the theater is canceled today, i need to leave, you don't owe your car, no problem, because yes, no, no problem , what happened here, marin, i don’t meddle in your business, please don’t meddle in mine, okay, if you want to give me a car, just say so, i won’t be offended, kiril, well, what does this have to do with it, i’m just asking what happened, what it happened, in short, everything didn’t go according to plan for me scumbags, damn it, they will strangle everyone for their own penny, they are stuck in the nineties, that everything is so serious, nothing more serious. we've been to sort it out, yeah, yeah, i'll call,
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lesson five, acquaintance, it's very nice to meet you, よろしく お 願い し ます 。 what oglayushka, that's not thank god for you, i want to ask you something, ask, you you love your mother, i love you because she gave you to me, no, not like a man gives a woman. well, you see, sometimes people get divorced precisely because they stop loving each other, but that doesn’t mean that they they stop respecting each other, appreciating the love they had in life, dad, i’m already an adult, that you’re with me like a child,
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it means that now you don’t love your mother, now you don’t, but maybe then you’ll want someone else fall in love? well, you could fall in love, but you need to find someone else, and in order to find her, you need to look, to look for it takes time, but i don’t have time right now, and why look, maybe not look it’s necessary, maybe she’s very close, do you have someone in particular in mind, yes, aunt marina, i really, really like her, and petya and katya, and... everyone is so nice, i also really like aunt marina, but there’s also marina’s aunt, she’s dating some man, i don’t know his name , what are you talking about, he actually, she doesn’t love him, she doesn’t
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like him at all, he stole her car and disappeared, petya told me, well, he just stole it, but she let him ride, and he disappeared, his. .. it’s been 2 weeks already, yes, yes, and you’re sitting with your computers, he took off his crown, put it on an inch, then asked what her name was and doesn't she want to marry him and become the queen of flowers? thumbelina gave her consent to the handsome prince. all sleep. mom, will kirill never come back? well, why won’t he come back? he probably just has important things to do. do n't let him come back, i don't like him.
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listen, the three of us are fine, right? and we don’t need anyone, right? so what are you going to do now? i don’t know, i don’t even know where to look for candidates? and i know i have a candidate for you. look, he seems small. the beast runs into the melting water. mommy! everything is fine? weren't you offended? here
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was lying by the door. “if you, unfinished freak, want to see your children alive, return everything you received, it means they think that these are his children, the point is, they were here and saw the children, and they apparently took glasha for katya, what should we do, and , what a fool i am, i need to look for him, well, remember where you were together, some mutual acquaintances, perhaps? yes, well, some mutual acquaintances, only vladik and sveta, they accidentally saw him on the street then, he was 100 . years ago he served in the army with him, they didn’t see him again, he
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has a dacha, that’s right, we went out of town with him, yes, yes, yes, mm, now i remember, either melyakhova, or malakhovka, i don’t remember, i slept in the car then, yes, a dead end, even glasha, as luck would have it, i forgot my phone at home, yes, at petka’s - i mean, there’s a phone, but it’s turned off, what’s the point? petya has a phone with him, well, yes, and you were silent, but don’t twitch, i don’t advise my colleagues to run, i’ll catch the belt there, yeah, my dad will save us, so we need him, although he’s a varyuga, he’s also a man , will gallop after the children and bring us money in his mouth, right? and you need money, so you call my mom, she he’ll give you as much money as you want, we
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beat your mom, she doesn’t have that much, why should she pay off the debt for it, she’s not even signed up with your dad, no, we’ll wait for dad, there ’s nothing to do, if only they didn’t throw him away or guess the sim card pull it out, there is a village called mishcherskoye, it’s near moscow, exactly, mishcherskoye, exactly, i remembered mishcherskoye, kirill has a dacha there, but i visually remember how to find the house, well, let’s go, yes, let’s go, quickly!
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sit here, maybe you’ll come,
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all the children are in the barn, there are only two bandits, there is no one else, so we have to act we will, we will act like this. okay, make some noise, calm down, what are you doing, man?
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who the hell knows, it’s not our trend, what do you need, you’re definitely not a tourist, you’re lost or something, can you really explain what you need? well, where are you going, he’s been looking for you for 2 hours, uncle, this is mine, he’s a little of us, greetings,
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he thinks he’s japanese, let’s go home already, burn our onion. excuse us, ah, ah, i see, sick, sushi, really crazy, loshara, children, children, no, brother, it’s not him, loshar, it’s you, loshara, what, what did you say, you? more a little and my entire supply of phrases and tutorials would have been exhausted, and katya is a born actress.
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mila, i’m so glad that everything worked out for musya, and i’m glad, you know, i was so worried about them, poor children, i’m so happy that i have you, and i’m so happy that i have you, oh, there they are, well, finally, well, good evening. mom, hello, marish, i’m sorry that it all turned out this way, it’s not good, yes, yes,
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apparently it wasn’t fate, you took up the whole suitcase, so why did you put the whole closet in there.
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the hall is ready, well, let's go, yes, it's a funny story, please forgive me, i've put it together documents, and my ring... you don’t want to reconcile with your wife, not the slightest desire, the main reason is that i hate her, i can’t even be in the same room with her, there is a woman whom i will marry
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immediately after the divorce, she is knows, because the incompatibility of characters drags on, how many years have you lived together, existed, 7 years, if you refuse this time , in 10 days i will bring another application, white citizen... support your husband’s claim for divorce, no way, he doesn’t love you , so what, how many families don’t like each other and live, he has another woman, everyone has another woman, how long have you not been in a marital relationship, six months, probably 3 weeks, shame on you. the person hates you, why do you need this? at the trial he will say whatever you want, if he hadn’t been ordered to serve a year, we could
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have made peace during this time, i won’t go to her, i won’t let her come to me, how can we make peace in this year, well , okay, well not a year, but 2 months, give it time. the court, conferring on the spot, decided to postpone the resolution of this issue for 2 months in order to reconciliation of spouses. well, what did they say? they said, wait, they will call you. mironov, why do you insist on divorce? here in your statement you write: i don’t want to be an alcoholic, please explain to the court? well, that's right, he doesn't give you money, you'll go. you borrow from where
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you get drunk out of grief, maybe i love books, music, i have a nine-grade education, you loved each other before, you met for love, don’t... do you promise to pull yourself together? no, i don't promise. why? it will be hard for me. two roads are in front of you. one is to be happy that the daughters are growing up and that the wife is happy, and the other joy, a villain with a sticker, as we say. is there really no way to return to the human state?
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listen, wait until you get paid. we live a cat, no, no, no, sorry.
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what complaints do you have against your wife? i have no complaints. what then is the incompatibility of characters, and how is it expressed? comrade judge, this is a difficult question. psychologists write about this work. you. son, this is my son, my husband adopted him, in general he is an adult, his father has a normal relationship with him, his stepfather has a normal relationship with him, wonderful, wonderful, so you see, everyone has a great relationship, that’s what happens, nikolina agrees to the divorce, she agrees. i agree, i agree, and then
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you will bite your elbows, you have lived your whole life together, and now you are left alone, i don’t know the grounds for divorce, no, why not, i indicated the reasons, this is not a reason, this is an excuse, okay, we wanted to avoid details, but if it is so necessary, please. “i met a woman, many years ago we were connected by strong feelings, we realized that we needed each other, that we still love each other, this is another conversation, you met a woman, you say that you had a strong feeling with her, what
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prevented you from getting married. this is how the circumstances developed, i got married to my current wife, we knew each other since childhood, she lived alone, she had a two-year-old son, so, and now you met your friend, when did this happen? about a year ago, she also filed for divorce, she has no children, you see, two families are breaking up, but is it worth it, how will your life turn out? and the acquaintance is not known to anyone, neither you nor hey, let’s still wait, postpone the decision of this case, please forgive me, i don’t know how to formulate this for a court decision, but i ask you to satisfy
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the claim, the fact is that we live in the same house, well, just like strangers, not really. “it’s very difficult for me to see a person, that is, well , every day to see my husband, who loves another woman, just for my sake, i ask you to resolve this matter now, if possible, of course, shumilovs.”
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listen, what are they asking? well, who, when, with whom, why, in general, i’ll say that you drink, that she drinks, that in general all of you drink, you claim that shumilov swore obscenely, cursed, maybe just swore, or precisely obscenely. exactly obscene, but there are different types of swear words, say, in a newspaper or in a book, it can be published, no, it cannot be published in a book, but you can’t remember more precisely, maybe it was the word, say, izverk,
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well i can figure out where is censorship and where is obscene, excuse me, but he persuaded me in every way, it was, it was, but... so another time, i kicked her in the thigh, only because of the child, since she was spoiling him with her upbringing, they grabbed the iron, grabbed it,
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why, just hold it, did you have to iron it , or what, i didn’t have to iron it, who took the iron away? neighbor, you better tell me how you tore my shirt, and i cut my shirt, because there were daily reproaches, you drink, well, beer, but you never lay around and were not picked up by anyone, there will be peace between you. there have been no scandals recently, but i hit her once, when i remember the date, i don’t remember exactly, it was her birthday,
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laurel, please! have you ever thought that you might have children, no, you should have thought, lavrov, tell the court what happened to you there, what is the main reason, it is impossible to start a family and nothing in general, lavrov, he drinks, he doesn’t actually, he doesn’t drink at all. knocked down, what do you mean you don’t complain about your husband’s behavior, he locked the room and didn’t let me spend the night, but where did you spend the night? i climbed out the window, we had... pre-construction fox, how could he not let you into his own area? he even
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brought a girl, did they have an intimate relationship? no, how do you know this? they had a tacit agreement, maybe there was some reason after all? he thinks that i cheated on him, he thinks correctly, it doesn’t matter, how does it not matter whether you cheated on him or not? i refuse to answer this question, yours. right, but keep in mind that you are doing this to your own detriment. maybe we shouldn't rush? lavrov, your wife objects to the divorce. i object because it's stupid. let's put this question aside. no, i have it all decided finally. there will be no family here. let's do it now. let's go right away. go, we're being dismantled.
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surname kirlashvili nationality. the russian was previously married to tsvetkov yuri, the reason for the dissolution of this marriage, he does nothing himself, does not work anywhere and does not study anywhere, he often insulted me, and we lived poorly, he said that i was a prostitute and that you could buy me for 3 rubles, and in general all sorts of insults that i don’t deserve, answer, stand up, he’s telling the truth, i couldn’t say it, i couldn’t, if i said it, it means i wasn’t myself, then...
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claims he loves you? no, he doesn’t love me, no, i love me, and you know it, no,
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i don’t know, you know, through the calls that i called you, and then kiorilashvili, why do you think that she wants to return to her first husband, because he listened to the telephone conversation and based all his nonsense on this, no, it’s not what she wants, she’s not a bad girl, it’s all her mother, and then there will be three unhappy people, there won’t be, she loves with... i don’t blame my wife for anything , if larisa
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has three hearts, one for her first husband, the second is for me, and the third is for someone else, citizens of the judge, i ask you to grant her petition. excuse me, please, vadim is at home, please, just a minute, they came to see you, let them wait, uh-huh, he’s busy now, wait.
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let go, man, dress like you live with the devil, drunk or something, and you poured me, your job, happiness. oh, who do i see, wife, why am i so modest,
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why are you pestering me? come on, get out of here, you cretin, well, you can’t do that, you can’t do that, it’s not a toy, it’s a bladed weapon, yes he drunk, and let's decide, drink, but remember the matter wisely, for inflicting less serious bodily harm... close the door, make sure the door doesn't close behind you.
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well, what? go away, disappear. well, well, go away, disappear. what do you think, am i jealous of you?
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the unfortunate idiot ruined his life, for what? hello, hello, this is mitya speaking, remember? mitya, i thought you’d just say, that’s
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all i did, where are you now? i'm calling from a machine, but where is the machine? near the post office, where is the post office, what street? komsomolskaya street, don’t go anywhere, wait, i’ll be there in 5 minutes, no, i you see, i’m calling just to make an agreement, so i’ll come and agree.
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“hello, i was wondering whether you would call or not, so if you knew what was happening to me after that evening, when everyone was sitting and laughing, you got up and went, i also got up and followed you mechanically, and then i realized, curled up, i thought, what a disgusting thing, he left without even saying goodbye, why did you say that, we didn’t even say hello to you, but i still said, no matter, and then it turned out that you didn’t leave, then i completely lost my mind "and then you suddenly say, just don’t leave, i’m always the last one to leave, well , all of your engineers were with higher education, so
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you know everyone at the plant by sight, but you didn’t notice there, half of them were fools, one was sitting smart in the corner , it would be better if he was a fool too, yura, excuse me, please, i called just to make an agreement, now i have work to do, okay, you always tell me honestly, things have gone wrong for me, well, you know how... this actually it’s not the case, it’s just like that, you need to find one person, or maybe let’s be together look, it’s not worth it for your conversation, it’s taking a long time, well, how will it work out, but i have time, i can wait, okay, let’s go, what are we going to do next? let's act,
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we've arrived. well, now we’ll wait, how interesting, yeah, irisha, excuse me, please go, go, i’ll call you, go.
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i didn't know you were so cool.
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you're irish, you go, i'll call you later, go and call you? if you don’t disappear, i’ll call, i’ll call, really, okay, i’ll go.
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you know, i unfortunately think that our option may not suit you, the fact is that we don’t have two rooms in different areas, we have one very large one, 30 m2, but separated by a solid partition, so practically it turns out to be two rooms with isolated entrances, will you allow me to sit down, yes yes, please, thank you very much.
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they don’t give it, so i have to go to the inspector, and he will refuse me, listen, well, why go to the inspector if you know that he will refuse you, to get a refusal, why, and then that when i get a refusal, i can go further, but you can’t go further right away, no, i can’t go further right away, until i have resolutions, wait a second, whatever you want,
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well, let me come to you on sunday and break the partition, like you... breaking a major partition, break it, it doesn’t build, i’ll tear it down with my hands, what are you, where will you put the logs, these are the logs , i’ll throw it into the yard, no, they ’ll clutter everything there, someone will pick it up, who will pick it up, put up a partition, yes, but in general , you know, this is an idea, it really just never occurred to me, but what if you decide to just take it and break everything and sweep it away, really, and maybe someone really... yes, in in general, you have a more complicated option: exchange a room for two in different areas. this is now almost impossible, such is life, such is life,
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first meetings, every day, then meetings, then parting with one person, with another person, for the sake of what, in order to one day part with everyone at once, forgive me for disturbing you, please , nothing, nothing, goodbye, i'll see you off, goodbye, these walls, these books are not coming out, we are trying to keep these wall books from coming out, but there are moments when the manuscript should come out, in particular. and wrote many such advertisements? a lot, where to put it up
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, he indicated, yeah, a businessman, a broker, he would have shown his businessman earlier, maybe they would have gotten a two-room apartment, well, what is this, what a businessman, here is your ferret, this businessman, what did he do to you, what? he cheated his wife, you cheated yourself, i cheated myself, but i would love him, raise him, right, you will sleep at night, and i will raise you, tell me what i should think about my wife, who spends the night, god knows where and what should you think about to your wife, if she is your wife and you love her, that’s love, it’s not necessary. modern man, you behave like a girl, uh-huh, everyone
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is left with nothing, i stayed like this, and you are my wife, and a wife is a cage, and for you it’s a cage, so why didn’t you tell me before, and i would have let you out, fly bird, they call me a man, i would have punched you in the face, otherwise i would have taken you to court because you should have shot something into your head with a stupid bullet before, now i’m nobody to you, that’s what you wanted, i didn’t want this, i wanted it, i wanted it, why i fought, then i ran into myself, now you are a free woman, i am a free man, go for a walk, that’s all, why did you get married then, you were a fool, don’t touch me with your hands, all the fools who get married should write the letter d on everyone’s forehead, let them look at... in the mirror, and where are you going, your room, you will live here, and i’ll go to the warbler, so where are the trousers,
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where are my things, i’m now, where is the pink shirt, yes mistress, you’re good, good mistress, where are the trousers, you won’t find anything in the house, i’m the one who’s leaving. you already gave me your phone number, they’re calling you about an exchange, but it’s mine an acquaintance, and your acquaintance, this acquaintance will also leave you, everyone will leave you, oh, and you’re also a hooligan, come on, pick up your bag. give me, open the door, open the door, i
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told you, if you leave and i leave, i’ll leave the doors open, let them both steal. this is your room, and you will live here, and i will live with slavka, do you understand me? bye .
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cheburashka, katya, call her, she is doing the laundry, she has a letter from her mother. how is life, young, everything is blooming, hello, hello, why are you here, come home, freedom room, where do you live, and i’m at the warbler’s, and you wrote to yours, i i didn’t write either, that there was no point in writing, really, it would only upset them, where is the letter, that’s it.
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mitya, mishka kurilov got married, yes, but how long did it take? so i decided, well, god bless them, but how are you? actually, nothing, recorded by a self-made female orchestra, i’m mastering the drum kit. do you remember how you said that you would kill me and kill yourself if i left you. yes, how are things changing? i am very happy for you, she is a very good girl, irina grigorievna, what an irina grigorievna, oh ira, i’m sorry, i didn’t know, i hope everything is fine with you, yes, everything is fine with us, in my opinion, she very sensual, perhaps. no, it's very
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good that it was her. first of all, she really loves you, that's the main thing. and in general, she’s a thin, intelligent girl, a little nervous, which is okay at first, but she’s not suitable for family life. this, of course, is none of my business, but it wouldn’t hurt her to have a little more self-esteem. you never have to be funny. why is she funny? “i’m sorry, she didn’t ask about me, no, and didn’t say anything, no, her intelligence is also a plus, mitya, it seems to me that we have begun to treat each other more humanly, just now, well bye.
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uh-huh, ale, hop, how mysterious, but well, please, your friend has settled down well, rich people have their own habits, and now, now i will look after you. is it possible, yeah, please,
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yes, yeah, music.
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hello, hello, mitya, he’s in the kitchen. thank you. so, well, we're all here, let's finally get to know each other. i am glad to see you all, i hope to get to know you better. premiere on rtr. and who are you? christina, your younger sister.
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a stranger, among relatives. where did you even come from, huh? excuse me, who are you? who am i? who is this you? i would be happy. from monday on rtr. the floor is shaking, the walls are shaking, big changes have come. into the new season
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with new renovations. with a slight movement of the hand, we create three different functional zones from this room with absolutely no faces. ideas are overflowing. “we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be a lot of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i’m generally a plant maniac, real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling a lot will become clear, and dreams become reality, look, let me into your home! big changes, today on rtr, i fell in love with someone else, natasha, i ’m leaving for her, get out, get out of my
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life, on friday, positive, efficient people should work in the service sector , and not such a dull amoeba like you, dad, i’m pregnant , my friends have arrived, you know each other, you’ve crossed paths, by chance, by the way, there are no accidents in life, if you need my help, promise me that you’ll call me, you’re there. i'm not indifferent, dad, i need a flower queen conquer, right? who and you, you are my light, you are my light, on friday on rtr, today,
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imagine, i’m a grandfather, yes, well, you were 15, 17 years old, all my friends went to school, and i went to the maternity hospital, left, left , left, bank,
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who are we waiting for, are you waiting for me, why are there such faces, yura, give me some music, please sit down with us. don’t generalize, why are you talking about yourself like that, according to some french sources, yes, it is your age that is the time of greatest sophistication, your trump cards, a charming look, a warm voice, a subtle understanding of people, and we should never pretend that women have submitted to fate, we won’t, we won’t, let’s start, then we can go.
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hello, katya, what time is it, what are you thinking about now? let's sit next to each other and listen to my story. i involuntarily decided to say, love forced me, they breathe love. all nations, katya, and i love you, when i die, when i pass away, when i go into a cold coffin, you will no longer be able to love me, love me now, while i live, you see, i found myself younger, brave, my role, a gentleman with a cane.
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please stop for a moment somewhere where we can, we’ll do it now, thank you.
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no need, it’s nothing, illness, vomiting, doctors say, don’t refuse. come on, let's better, here i am!
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so i ask the viewer, right? remove the extra table, okay, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, be smart, okay, get up, get up, don't
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push your hands, yes. one minute, i ask for a prize, please greet the winner, girl, decide to meet you, i allow it, i really want to meet you. you know, this morning i was afraid that i began to love you less, and then at 4 o’clock suddenly
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did you feel sad? you’re feeling kind of crazy today, you don’t know what you want, girls are walking and running around, and what do you want? worries, this is wrong, this is not good, disrespectful, offensively funny, more fun, guys, varera, will you stop or not, what did you hear?
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but what’s not true, or what? katya, there is no woman that no one needs, for sure.
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the first time she left me, because we agreed to go to the cinema, but i couldn’t, in 2 months she left me three times, maybe i really don’t pay enough attention to her, but i can’t pay it according to... your work, what is your interesting specificity, the last time she left me because i didn’t show up for her friend’s wedding, is that okay? with a person, no, you see, forgive me for the indiscreet question, but you
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’re not cheating, i’m not interested in anyone at the moment, anyway, a love boat crashed into everyday life, two love boats crashed into everyday life. in turn, forgive me for the indiscreet question, are you married, god, how boring, you misunderstood me, that’s how i understood, that’s right, but this woman who was sick, her husband still took her away, what a shame, that’s how it is you live, you live. all of a sudden, there’s no need to think about it, i also took
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treatment, now if i drink, i’ll die right away, i live all the time on the edge between life and death, you feel the joy of life more. i don’t know, they said he cut a man, mitya cut him, what will happen, she quickly said what
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happened, katya’s husband mitya cut a man, he’s a fool, and i don’t know who he drank, they said he cut him, that’s... when the boat arrives tomorrow , like tomorrow, but it won’t happen before, it’s already happened, but i
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need to go to the city, tomorrow, tomorrow, i need it today, my husband is sick, you know what, just try on a high pier, maybe you'll still have time.
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dress up! please come this way.
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i have a problem, you have something there, like everything
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at once, huh? how are you feeling, nothing, they told me, you cut a person, babble, how are you, i’m fine, actually, don’t be afraid, it will pass, mark, you cut someone, you didn’t cut anyone, just say so, you didn’t touch anyone , the main thing is to say, i didn’t touch anyone, i don’t know anything, you come to me every day, if you don’t
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come, i’ll think that... you’re in prison, you’re feeding like, you’re feeding nothing, you’re feeding well, you how do you feel, i don’t feel anything, it’s fine, you need to sleep more, i sleep well. and i was sure that you were in prison, they dialed it, you bastards, guys, finish it, we’re here now, now, you won’t even end up in childhood.
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take care of yourself, walk the streets carefully, and most importantly, don’t be nervous, i ended up in the hospital, okay, at least everything will be fine for you, my dear, i miss you, do you miss me? i miss you, i miss you, vitya, i miss you, mitya, i miss you, i miss you, i miss you, someday, i'm weaning off,
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we are already familiar with a horse named melody, she was the one who recently helped us learn the basics of preparing for dressage, together with her we visited... the track, where masya is her pet name, took a couple of hurdles, but today we meet this beautiful horse for a completely different reason. today we will perform an ultrasound examination of the ligaments, the thoracic limb, specifically the flexors
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, flexion and extension, so that, let’s say, when working with a horse, so that there are no further injuries and damage, or after physical activity when overcoming barriers and the like. she had pathologies, that is, you can see a slight load on the front left leg, that is, she, let’s say, protects it very much, she steps more, it turns out on the right, which quickly rearranges her left leg so as not to damage, let’s say, further the bunch, that is , you need to constantly look after it so that, let’s say, not to miss the moment, the melody is already 12 years old, but it has only been in the minsk zoo for six months, according to the former owner.
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its owner, the rider there, anyone, could inspect these hooves. a special gel is applied to the shaved area, nothing complicated, all the same procedures as when conducting a similar study in people, but to the
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uninitiated it is completely unclear what the monitor displays. if you watch for a long time when they explain, the readings on the monitor become clear, but in principle, of course, this is taught to people separately. this is a separate science, but if you just go and look there, you’ll see nothing but some dark little touches it’s impossible to see the stripe there if the horse’s stripe is torn. tendons, then the monitor will show black dots at the rupture sites, the larger this point, the greater the damage to the tendon, so we begin to see the ligament, here is the ligament, yes here it is, yes here it goes, that is, we the ligament goes like this, we we study this way, we study the condition of the ligament, here, let’s say, there is a scar, there is a scar itself, the scar was left after an injury, it was a partial tear of the ligament, now the ligament seems to be fine. the gap will be visible even without an ultrasound, that is
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we have a big ligament here, that is, it ’s quite thick, that’s all the ligament, buzzer, that is, when, let’s say, the ligament breaks, it’s very, very bad, melody, calm down, it’s all interesting, but it’s on your nose and have fun, she is very sociable, that is, she treats her with kindness and she also treats you with kindness. but everything should be in moderation, since it’s also impossible to fall in love with an animal, because then they sit on your neck and then begin to ride you, not you on them, but they on you. melody she’s getting restless and won’t let her finish the ultrasound, we need to give her time to calm down a little.
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we have already visited the office premises of the minsk zoo, where a small nursery for breeding snakes is located, when the sex of the royal python was determined, now the same procedure needs to be carried out, pay attention, with the anaconda, you are not afraid, there is a little bit.
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veterinary filcher sergei mazhul wins the battle, as a result the head of the anaconda is in his hand, the snake itself is on the table. we secured the snake so that it would not bite us, because nakondy is famous for its aggressiveness. safety is paramount. you always need to fix the head, this is the first thing that a herpetologist or livestock specialist should know when working on a group of reptiles. because there are times when the animal is calm, but somewhere you did
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something wrong, and yes, you will get a bite in return. although nacondas, both giant and paraguayan , are non-venomous, they cannot cope with the consequences of their bite on their own, but doctors will have to make some efforts. if these injuries are caused by large animals, they are quite problematic, because these are wounds that, due to the peculiarities of the zoom apparatus of snakes, cannot be sewn practically, that is , they require quite complex subplastic surgery, they are not so dangerous in terms of infection, but in terms of injury they are quite problematic, we take vaseline again , here are the scutes, yes , yes, here are the scutes, so we pry up the shield, where the claaka is located, so i feel that the umbrella does not go any further, female, female, yes, it is a female, in males the umbrella goes through, for 10-12 scales deeper than in females, therefore,
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if the umbrella went deep, we would confidently say that this is a male, but no, the procedure for determining sex is not complicated, but requires great caution, firstly, an anaconda can bite, and we already know what this entails, secondly, it can break out then catch it, thirdly, this is delicate work, you need to be very careful, of course, if you press with force, then... you can push through a person with this probe, the border is very clearly felt, there is no way to injure an animal, you just run into some obstacle and that’s it, that's it... that's it, we 've determined the sex of the animal, we now know that this is a female, we will look for a male for her. to breed anocondas, you need to have a good understanding of the biology of snakes and reptiles, which, by the way, appeared on our planet much earlier than people, they began to crawl on the earth about 60 million years
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ago, and we have been walking on it, according to various estimates, for about 120-150 thousand years . by the way, this female is still very young. the muscles roll very smooth and shine , yes it will, yes it is if the sun look at it or the light is more like this, they have such overflows, it’s like, yeah , shiny, smart, and most importantly, a healthy snake is resting on the table, soon it will go for
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a walk, i really want to see how the scales of the south american reptile shine under the belarusian sun. the modern range of the european roe deer is almost all of europe and western asia, where these small deer are found. russia in the republic of belarus, although this species is quite common in nature, it is under protection and is listed in the red book. in minsk there is a small group of roe deer living in the zoo, and zookeepers recently noticed strange behavior in one of the males. the roe is behaving, let’s say, unusually, we still
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don’t understand why, but we need to look at it, but it’s boring, it’s often applied, well, it feels like it’s in the stomach. we’ll inspect with an injection of an anesthetic antibiotic, and, in principle, inspect what we can inspect, if he allows us to inspect at all, well, catching, just catching and fixing roe deer, is always a bit of a stressful manipulation, because we had one where a male roe deer jumped out of the window, and cut himself in the process, his nose was cut, an extremely dangerous animal, even though small, but... on the one hand dangerous, on the other hand very timid and very bad at all for any slightest stress reacts, so that’s why i don’t like to come in, it’s a scythe, but we’ll have to go in, we’ll see, they’re very fragile and very fragile, when you fix them, their legs fly in all directions and like scythes, hooves, of course, well, that is, as i
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understand it, you come in without me, without cameras, yes here it’s quite dangerous, so we minimize this risk for both us and him. well, roe deer in general , despite the fact that they are so tiny, the male has horns, when he is frightened in a panic, the panic start reaction rushes headlong without knowing where to go with the sharp horns, and if he is in a closed room, he is out of fear in general, it’s not clear what he’s doing. i put a portable camera on alexey so that it records the process of catching, examining and treating a male roe deer, the leggings will protect the doctor’s hands when fixing a violent and... therefore dangerous patient, it’s not scary, no, he’s not yet knows what to be afraid of, so it’s not scary, that’s the veterinarian’s job, but to be afraid, so alexey carefully enters the house, in which all the other participants in the process have already gathered, and most importantly the victim himself, i have good news, i’m pregnant, so will you
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torn between me and my wife, what’s wrong with my legs? “she brings me comfort, but the prognosis is even worse, disability, i’ll somehow cope while my wife is in the hospital, nothing prevents you from staying with me all night, my husband finds himself in trouble, and says, there’s no time, that’s right.” now i need to have an operation, where can i find that kind of money in a moment, it’s for our sake, i miss you when i’m back.” more about you, and i want to remind you who paid for the operation, who will become your wife, the spring of change. today on rtr, you are watching 100 to one thing, what is our
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task, open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then it’s a trick, the name of which character from pushkin’s works everyone knows who speaks a lot and loudly at work, if you answer, then with humor, i’m an oak tree, chop it down, no, pinch, problems with water, electricity, housing and communal services, i don’t i know what else, geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - this is a set for a headache and god forbid now beep, if you win, then... hurray, 100 to one, oops, today on rtr, you’re being a
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lot more beautiful, you can distinguish colors, it’s not my fault, i was driving through a flashing yellow light, where? scenes reality, maybe you need help, i'm offering you a job, simple duties, friendly support, phone calls, decent salary, hourly pay, friendship can't be bought, i'm deceiving you, i'm a bastard, but take your suitcase and leave, but love is not for sale , that's where everyone is normal guys, there is no love, there is nothing, deception and lies, i was always in a hurry, solving a bunch of problems, what now? crossroads, what should you do? we need to act, on saturday on rtr.
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those who want to stay informed can watch the week's news, a program for advanced people. news of the week with dmitry kiselyov. today on rtr. i made a terrible mistake when i said that she died, but i’m very glad that i found her, this is some kind of stupid prank, you didn’t tell them, it’s under seven seals, the premiere starts on monday on rtr.
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steller's sea eagles in the minsk zoo live in one enclosure with common pheasants, this is a strange juxtaposition of predators and hens, and the pheasants - representatives of this glorious order, turned out to be very successful; pheasants, although they can fly, do not like to do this, in this case they are quite prudently holding on. the living creatures that settle next to their nests are also fed regularly in the zoo, so the pheasants do not have to fear for their lives and calmly peck at what they peck on the ground. to begin with, we probably already cut the watermelon in half, and the goal of all these manipulations. in
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the zoo the eagles themselves seem to have been males for a long time we waited a long time from vladivostok , this is a girl from olda and we brought her a boy, the boy is already 4 years old, and how will he understand that there is a rat, he will see it, he will see it, the watermelon itself seems bright, the rat itself is coming, too. birds of prey, just like all other representatives of birds, have truly color vision, that is, they can see colors and can see even more colors than you and i, due to the fact that they also have the ability to perceive reflected ultraviolet light . so we cut we halve a bright watermelon and take out the most delicious juicy pulp from it, while a family pair of steller's sea eagles sits on the roof. in nature, they prefer to roost higher; these birds build nests on tree trunks at a height of six to 25
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m or on rocky ledges at a height of up to 100.20 m. artyom, you’ve been working with them for a long time ; i’ve been working with birds since i was sixteen. i came to the zoo, i constantly work here with this group. why with birds? not everyone likes birds, but it just so happened that we liked them from the very beginning, when i arrived, with predators namely, both predatory and waterfowl, galliform, completely birds, artyom’s favorite, former circus, now zoo vulture, grisha, with whom... we already introduced you, you can’t communicate with eagles like that, they are not tame at all, they are all we are obtained from both old and the male, they are all natural, that is, they are not artificially raised, they are all from nature, and this is our program animal, we are part of the breeding program for steller's sea eagles. in russia, steller's sea eagles are listed in the red book, with the status of a vulnerable species, the reason is
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mass unorganized tourism in...
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passes by pieces of watermelon thrown on the ground, and the steller's sea eagles remained sitting on top, they need more time to adapt to the changed situation, because they are not domestic birds, all that remains is to wait. the sport horse melody seems tired of standing, or is she just bored? if she has her own, let’s say, nuances in her work, that is, she, let’s say, doesn’t like to work for a long time, she doesn’t want to show off for a long time, because then everything starts for her, i don’t want to, i won’t,
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we stopped about halfway through , and now we continue with... treatment was provided in a timely manner, but if this is not monitored, then it is impossible to understand whether she has become better or worse, so this is such a necessary procedure, that is, we completely look at the entire ligamentous apparatus for the presence of, let’s say, damage and the like and that’s all, for horses, as for other ungulates of open spaces, any injury to the limbs can be fatal, long
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endurance running is their main means of survival. but the ancestors of horses were very little like our modern horses. their the evolutionary path was quite long. the evolution of horses began about 55 million years ago in north america. their ancestor was a forest animal, herocoterium, about 20 cm high. it had four toes on its front legs and three on its hind legs. climate change meant that the ancestors of horses were forced to adapt to life in open spaces. this required running fast. to escape from predators, therefore the size of the ungulates gradually increased; they, like many runners, had a decrease in the number fingers and a protective hoof was formed. about 3.5 million years ago
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, modern horses appeared with only one toe left on their limbs. thanks to artificial selection, the ability of horses to run quickly and for a long time was significantly developed. domestic horses more. they are more resilient than their wild relatives; in order to run for a long time, you need to have developed lungs and a big heart. in horses, the volume of the lungs is about 50 liters, their weight is almost 1.5% of body weight. by comparison, the lungs account for less than 1% of a person's weight. relative heart weight horses also account for 1.5%. in addition, in horses , the hooves take part in pumping blood; when running, they... ensure the return of venous blood from the limbs to the body, this is where we have the position where we make research points, yeah, on the outside and on the inside , now we’ll go
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and examine the next one, that is , you see what it looks like, now i ’ll show it to you, fortunately there are no black dots indicating a ligament rupture on the monitor, it’s time to let it down. the results of the examination, well, no languish, tell me, everything is fine, yes, of course, gradually, you can exercise, you can work, take physical activity, even jump, yes, of course, today the device showed the physiological norm, that is, the ligaments are in normal condition, not inflamed, that is everything is as it should be, the procedure is completed, the melody has calmed down, over the past six months it is unlikely that she has forgotten her former owner, but...
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nothing bad happened to masya’s ligaments and tendons, she just needs to carry out regular monitoring.
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sergei and i are carrying the anaconda onto the lawn, the walk won’t be long, today in minsk it’s +21, it’s almost cool for this snake, but be that as it may, exercise sunbathing... the homeland of anacontas, there are four of them, including the giant one, southern.
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during mating, the paraguayan anaconda is a species close to it, they can climb onto the lower branches of trees located above the water, they can crawl quite far from the reservoir,
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and the paraguayan anaconda really crawled very quickly, demonstrating a muscular body with a beautiful color, oblong stripes and located in checkerboard spots. an anacondo crawling across the belarusian soil is, of course, a somewhat surreal sight, considering where this snake comes from, well, they need to be walked, they need vitamin d, well , that means this kind of surrealism happens from time to time. so they crawl and crawl for so long , then they find a pond and hide, it will look beautiful in the autumn leaves, the anacondo, sliding between the fallen leaves, actively explores the environment with its forked tongue, as befits a snake, it catches it with the surface of the molecule of the smell of the street, which is new to it , it all looks fascinating, but sergei thinks it’s time to end the walk, well, if only...

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