i will operate, i’m scared, as if i’m not me, unfortunately, neither the motive for the murder nor the connection between the murders is visible, but it exists, and we will find it, i remind you once again that this is my investigation, come on let's agree in advance, you are a coach, i am a player, a dizzying show and the best music, and you generally spend most of your life on your feet or on your head, even i don’t know, i want to read, please read, i can’t read, turn on the music blogger nadezhda,

russia relies on songs, in general russia is a very beer-drinking country, inimitable humor and entertainment for every taste. i poured a basin of hot water over myself and told my wife, i’m leaving, i looked around, she had already packed my things. meetings with the stars. what is more difficult: becoming a good person or remaining? the question is certainly interesting. both are difficult, you are the most understanding program about animals, in the circle of friends, when difficult trials come into our lives, it is very important to unite, not to betray anyone, no matter what happens, live, the story of a mysterious disappearance, the whole studio is discussing the nature of the conflict, why mother and son and daughter-in-law do not they have been communicating for 5 years, cutting-edge documentaries, and now the flag of the russian federation is rising over the norwegian sea. this was one of the most

striking episodes of historical triumph. our soviet people brought liberation to the peoples of europe. breaking news, political investigations and impartial analysis. live program 60 minutes. the news goes on air. hello. key events, what will this day be remembered for? when the whole world calls black white, we choose the truth. vladimir putin sits in this chair, he is just like you and me. enters through these doors, everything that you can’t imagine russia without, only on the rtr planet channel, give me your neck, otherwise, i’ve gone too far, take off your shirt, my god, today, i saw everything that you saw, how you jumped like a goat near her , it’s easy to check feelings, so i... i don’t

see any other way out, you just need to file for divorce, and the children shouldn’t know anything, mom and dad want to get a divorce, this is terrible, we shouldn’t allow this, oh, no i think of you without flowers, where, why, well, well, thank you, i’m warning you, when you’re with her, then we’re with her, but no, i ’m warning you, i have serious intentions, divorce with obstacles, today on rtr. oh, karen, do you know what the most wonderful profession in the world is, and what? well, of course, artist, because we have the most holidays. lena, the fact that we perform at every holiday does not mean that this holiday is ours. yes, but i ’ll explain it to you now. look, actor's day,

our holiday, our, theater day, our, well, yes, cinematographer's day, pop day, day humor, you see how many holidays there are, everyone congratulates you, beauty, no, lenochka, there is one profession that has more holidays than us, these are traffic cops, kharin, i don’t agree with you, they have a holiday once a year, don’t rush, little ethic, here we go... let’s count it all together, well, january 1, february 24, march 9, may 3, may 10, yes, and in general any monday morning, this is their native and favorite holiday, why? i don’t know, but these days they poke their heads into your car window with a smile and sniff the air and say: good morning, did you celebrate yesterday? oh, and in such

cases, i also smile at them and calmly move on. you're lucky, lenochka. yes, but today not only i, but all of our people are lucky.

eh, dear, is it possible to send me somewhere closer? i really respect clients with a sense of humor, sit down, we have been on the market for a very long time, we have dozens, we have already sent tens of thousands of tourists to different parts of the planet, and no one has returned yet, with complaints, joker, yes, yes, evgeny petersyansky, yes, practically, yes, yes, i'm listening to you, i have a vacation soon, great, i want you sent me. to hell, my dear, sending is our profession, we have a huge number of tours, we will definitely pick something up now. so, let's get started, yes, yes, yes, orient me, you and your wife, no, i'm on vacation, on vacation, wow, you naughty girls, okay,

since you're on vacation, then here, here i offer you a wonderful, chic, amazing option, thailand, oh, listen, imagine, sea, sun, palm trees, crocodiles, have you ever seen live crocodiles? of course i saw it, listen, my mother-in-law often comes to see us, i’ll take a look, honestly, you’re a joker, so we are decorating thailand, we are formalizing, we are formalizing, good, wonderful, you see how quickly we decided everything, i apologize, please, there are camels in thailand, my dear, don’t worry, there is not a single camel in thailand, not a single one at all . not a single one at all, listen, this is very bad, creeping, of course bad, listen, who am i going to sing with, listen, this is talking, this is splashing in the water, yes, yes, yes, yes, indeed, sorry, then we are leaving thailand behind, set aside, look at the next option, look at the next one, we have a huge number,

now we will find, so, so, the next, next option, bermuda shorts, and, imagine, the sea, the sun, palm trees, surfing, you have it. of course there is melancholy, there definitely is, all day long he lies on the sofa, watches tv series, just a word, are you kidding, no, no, surfing is different, just imagine, you are running on white sand, yes, run up to the water, throw your board on the wave, well, well, we decorate it wonderfully and there are camels there, listen, what stupid camels are okay okay okay okay we’re leaving the bermudas aside too

look next next look next gorgeous stunning magnificent version of gua oh well yes, yes, great, uh, where is this, goa is india, imagine, sea, sun, palm trees, songs, uh, दिल से दिल की बात हो गई, prs. there is that we decorate wonderfully, and the camels there

you understand what’s the matter, in india camels are special, you know, they’re thin, brown with horns, they’re called cows, that you ’re killing me, otherwise i don’t know what a cow is, i have at work in the office, the torobs are sitting, drinking mines with the bulls... he’s talking on the phone, he ’ll tell me, dear, please, don’t worry, look, here’s a map, here you go, point your finger where you ’d like, please, but here, but no, you know, i wouldn’t come here for you advised why, you see, right where you pointed your finger, last year the aborigines ate a tourist, this is very interesting to me, what he says, listen, after placing the bird, i’ll send it there too... what do i need, what do i need you offer something, what should i do, but wait, that’s how i could forget,

here is a wonderful luxurious option, an exotic tour to antarctica, but imagine, the cost is a measly 12.00 euros, a business class flight in the cargo compartment, all inclusive, a blizzard in bed, walruses in bed, jogging with polar bears, and of course i’m sorry, but something for... from you 20 euros, uh, why are you pilling me

like a camel? yes, because i don’t know what to offer you, you don’t like anything, but to tweak, to tweak, where did you get on my head, to tweak, wait, that’s how i could forget, wonderful, gorgeous option, africa, and there are camels there, there are people in africa, but they are stupid, they are so stupid, they are the stupidest in the world, and they are one-humped, they are the most one-humped in the world, and i need a double-humped man, what problems, come to one-humped camel, take a shovel, hit the back, here's two humps, hit one again, here's three-humps, what do you need anyway, listen, send me somewhere already, go, you know where, you don't need to go there, there is no need to go there, all travel agencies have already sent me there, i don’t understand what you mean i ran into these camels, you know,

my wife says i’m already 28 years old, she tells me that i’m a stupid camel, listen, i want to go, see this animal creature and make sure that i don’t look like it, so what’s the problem, you can look on the internet, look, i’ll teach you tundra you, i’m not tundra i... a short but very informative walking tour, i’ll now go to the nepheni core, these are

girls, practically yes, this is very interesting to me, and you quickly - quickly follow me, well, well, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, you know what i thought, it seems to me that after all, we have too many holidays, so we don’t even know how to celebrate them properly, why? well , judge for yourself, only we can give a child a belt on children’s day because he came home an hour late in the evening. you think that some holidays need to be cancelled, or at least shortened, but i think that

on the contrary there are too few holidays, they are not for everyone, i don’t understand, well, what don’t you understand, look, there is a builder’s day, but there are there is no destroyer, well, yes, there is a cook’s day, a confectioner’s day, but there is no diet day, a doctor’s day there is, but there is no sick day, karen there is no, lenushka, sick day is, in my opinion, too much, oh well, why international blogger day? there is no laziness on their own day, what is incomprehensible here, karen, it’s because they are too lazy to come up with one, that’s for sure, it’s good that you and i are never too lazy to represent our wonderful artists, with this, karen, i completely agree, meet the stage

of the semyanyuki theater, back way wonder you such success, you're pretty secretary, she say you were the best. you face somewhere smiling say you are sure but you do but inside you got the bch blues those gas and siggies that you offer to me

with pretending to care about my family, those sptures on your desk, autumn lies that you abuse, buse they know you suffer from the events and hers blues.

you grandmother's exam, still embarrasses you, you're even the shame of the friends you once new, you're part of the times now, maybe you're making the news, but now inside you've got the lens, but thanks for the lesson cuz the life that i choose, what they feel like living with the bson hours, and don't, don't

try to r at me and don't bother to call cuz i'll be in conference, merry christmas you all,

i have very good intuition and i hope it won’t let me down, confused how hungry we are for the epics. i agree, catch me if you can, incredible final game, why are you looking at me like that, yes, i think so, on friday on

rtn, and what are you doing here, i won’t be long, change seats immediately, my wife will come here now, please , do not attract attention. so you are a wife, i am a wife, and who are you? it’s you, yulia, who gave birth, congratulations, husband, probably happy, we got divorced, and you look tired, everything is fine, but how can i say, he sleeps lightly, he feels that his mother is not around, but we can cope without our mother, the stork brings not only children, only one option, which one do you need ... to find a woman, a great idea, i couldn’t do it myself, wait, listen to the end, you need to get married,

love flies on the wings of a stork, let’s switch to you, i myself wanted to suggest, greetings from aest, today is narr, please, introduction and roll call is possible. there’s another husband, and how much more is there yet to come? i foresaw my fate, now everything is only coming true, i surrender everything with joy, let’s

all wave our hands when everyone is at home with timur kizikov, on sunday on rtr: it will be released for a couple of minutes, we need to talk, ex, dangerous and vile, i love you. current, closed weak, no longer angry with me, future, anyone from yourself or not the future, when there is no one to trust, why did you bring me here, say goodbye to life, this is a difficult test, test two, look at the website in the application, i am a chocolate bunny , i'm a weasel. june 21, 2022 singer pierre narcissus passed away, but the passions around the chocolate hare did not stop,

an exclusive illegitimate son showed up, a meeting with an illegitimate son from whom pierre narcissus hid for 20 years, the likelihood that pierre is a narcissist, may be the biological father, is malakhov in monday at rpr, girls, if it seems to you. if your family is tired of eating olivier salad and herring under a fur coat every holiday, then catch this life hack. on the morning of the holiday, open a book with a recipe for haute french cuisine and read the recipes preparations. chicken, celery with parsley stewed in a pork bladder, half-cooked salmon with sorrel and citrus, pork legs with. face, when you read all this and understand that our people will not eat this,

now. with a clear conscience, you can start cutting olivier salad and preparing herring under a fur coat, and for your holiday to be 100% a success, do not forget to include a parade of humor, we know how to create a festive mood, confirming my words, meet the charming karen on stage, and not you. i'm sorry, please tell me where do you celebrate holidays, and at home, at home, yes, what do you say, in nature, in nature, of course, happy people, i

answer all my holidays. the car will hit me, the ambulance will take me straight to this address, well, the policeman turned out to be kind, he says: no need, now we have no time for you, we have an interception operation, i say, that’s right, the real criminal must be caught, he says what kind of criminal , interception, we are going to the cafe, grab something, then bon

appetit to you all, have a nice day, good luck. good luck running without looking at them, suddenly suddenly bang, head on the pole, result, please, central hospital, first building, third floor, traumatology, sixth ward, bed on the left, toilet opposite, i’m lying in the hospital, the doctor came, sat down on the bed, says, so what? complain, sick, i say, your leg hurts very much, he says, it’s strange, but i have written that your head should hurt, i say, doctor, your head also hurts, but your leg hurts even worse, because you sat on my leg, well, here the neighbor in the room is shouting, doctor, doctor, i have a headache too, this

it felt as if... two of his ribs were broken, his jaw was knocked out, i said, what are you doing? i say, i had a car accident, he says: no, i accidentally sneezed in the closet, well, when i was discharged, the doctor told me, he tells you, you need to play sports, i will leave all your misfortunes, well, i went there for such a fitness , well, i’m looking at the treadmill. one guy

is running, and he has a red scarf around his neck , i say, oh, where do you sell scarves like that, i want a scarf like that too, and the coach says to me: this is not a scarf, this is a tongue, i i say, why is he in such a hurry, he says, he wants to lose weight, i say, and how he lost it, and he lost the spots.

in short, i open my eyes, central hospital, first building, third floor, traumatology, sixth ward, bed on the left, toilet opposite. in the morning my mother comes to me and says: “sonok, i brought you pancakes, on the right with meat, on the left with cottage cheese.” i say: “mom, i don’t want these pancakes, i already ate too much yesterday.” well, when i felt better. i'm walking along the corridor, i see one beautiful girl coming towards me, smiling, i smile at her, she says, hello, i i say, hello, she says, you

are a goon, i say, no, i am the main patient, she says, that’s what i need, i work for the granit insurance company. and the fence, i say, is very nice, and i’m from the plaster crib company, she says, i want to offer you a whole range of insurance services for any occasion, listen, when she gave it to me to read, i looked it up, this is exactly what what do i need, can you imagine, you can earn so much money, you crossed the road once, you have 100,000, the second time you crossed in the wrong place, again you have 100, listen, i’m right there agreed, signed, put a stamp, and as soon as i signed, as if i had been jinxed, i run across the road where i’m not supposed to, the car doesn’t crush me,

i run back and forth near the house, an icicle doesn’t fall on me, my legs don’t break, listen, i ’m starting to worry, the money is disappearing, i’ll lose money for the whole year. not a single scratch, i ’m already starting to worry, the hospital is calling, worried, hey, where are you, alive, otherwise we’re already worried, i say, don’t worry, i say, alive, you’re just my place, i say, don’t take it, i'll be there soon, well, in short, the last day is left, i’m thinking what to do, listen, the money is disappearing, i’ve already gone to this... blood donation point, i say, you can donate blood, she says you can, i say , all of it, she says, all of it too it’s possible, only a special hospital, it’s called a mental hospital, i say, no, i don’t need to go there, i barely escaped from them, well, in short, i

never received the money, but i’m still walking around alive and healthy, my mood has even lifted, i’m suddenly crossing my neighbor’s road the light yes... he turns away from me and runs away, while i was in the hospital, i thought for a long time, why did i so unlucky, then i realized, just from the very beginning, from the very early morning, you must

always tune in only to the good, only to the good, then everything will be fine for you, i think so. karent, tell me, you like to congratulate people on holidays, yes, but sometimes it is inappropriate, why? i once got into a taxi and said to the taxi driver: dear, happy holiday to you, happy taxi driver’s day, you know, he smiled and thanked him! he said that i was the first to congratulate him on this holiday, that’s good, you lifted the man’s spirits, so at the end of the trip he charged me a double fare, why did i say that it was a gift to him in honor

of the holiday, but in this regard, i think it is safe to congratulate only the surgeon, why? well, because it is unlikely that he will cut out your appendicitis for the second time, that is, if he is a good doctor, the same as ours. he is not just good, but wonderful and extraordinary, i meet gennady vetrov on stage! hello friends, i’m in such a peculiar fairy-tale outfit, because my miniature is dedicated to fairy tales, but at the beginning of the background, recently i was in one of the shopping centers i met my yes... acquaintance, we studied together at the theater institute, he

is also an actor, we started talking, then an old lady comes up and says: gennady, i recognized you, my grandchildren gave me an iphone, can i take a photo with you, i say no problems, she turns to my friend, son, click me with the artist, he takes the phone, says, grandma, but you have no memory, she says, that ’s why i’m taking pictures because i don’t remember, in short, they’ll take a picture, everything’s fine. and i, you know, somehow felt awkward, and we are both actors took pictures with me, well, it’s somehow uncomfortable, i say, laziness, well, excuse me, he says, gene, yes, i’m fine with it, you’re a strange artist, they know you, i say, but you’re an artist of the theater for young spectators, you’re probably the children know, he says, ah, no one knows, i say, why, yes, i ’ve been playing the hind legs of a horse for 5 years, i say, but there is a prospect, he says, there is, in 5 years to play the front legs, you know how ... we entertain ourselves there, we remake children's fairy tales in

an adult manner, and you know, i liked the idea, i want to offer you a miniature, which is called the same as the musical refrain, we love fairy tales from childhood, i send you a fabulous greeting, father tsar decided to marry his sons, the time has come, they brought the brides to the father for a show, to bow, said father tsar, that of you, the girl who sews me the most beautiful shirt in one night, will be the eldest daughter-in-law in the kingdom, the first worked hard to sew three shirts during the night, the second worked hard to sew eight shirts during the night, the third sewed 64 shirts all night without spamming, without closing a wink, the king knew that all the brides of his sons were from vietnam, we we love fairy tales in childhood.

that means he passed the unified state exam. baba iga, she, of course, is not a beauty, but many people really like grandma’s hut, even on chicken legs, but at least their own privatized housing, if you don’t give a damn about her beauty, grandma will easily be able to register you there, we love fairy tales from childhood, i i send you fabulous greetings, i must say that they are fairy tales. they are all from life, yes, but take the classical beginning, an old man lived with an old woman,

lived happily, did not grieve, yes, and next to him lived an old man with a young woman, struggled, struggled, but lived a little, the next fairy tale, in which everything a lot, the king had two kingdoms, two treasuries, two wives, two horses, two spears, well, let it double, the king said, i still won’t give up drinking. one day after work, the kid and carlson are sitting, drinking tea, but tea, tea, exclusively tea, but with fermented jam, so as to not waste the evening, as they say, and the kid, looking into carlson’s eyes, asks a frank question, and says: valera , not everyone knows that according to carlson’s documents valera, i have long wanted to ask why you seem to be a man in full bloom,

respectable, smart, that’s it, you have a propellant in back, you know, kid, he answers, the fact is that when i was young, i worked at a fan plant and after a shift i stole fans, one day the director of the plant caught me at the entrance, grabbed the fan, said: you know where, now i’ll put it in for you , okay, i sat down on time, i was lucky, the book with carlson from the fairy tale suddenly became a bestseller, it’s good when the pants. from your propeller, we love fairy tales since childhood, i send you a fairy-tale greeting, according to the fairy-tale poster.

we will determine, and where there are more guys, look at the rtr, carry out the plan from behind the car, watch, that’s it, so you come in more often if a komsomol member needs affection, for example, i, here she is, well, she bit the bullet, and they told me that you have my warrant for the hostel, now i’ve decided everything, oh, what a scarecrow, you, even though you’re a girl, are uninteresting, if you cry, they won’t stop you, you need to hold your head higher, do you hear, remember yourself, limit girls, from monday on rtr,

you’re watching 100 to one, what’s our task? open the whole board, we’ll handle it, if you ask, it’ll be a breeze. what character from pushkin's works does everyone know the name of? who is any family of eight, family of eight, seven of eight, as many as you like, who is at work, speaks a lot and loudly, if you answer, then with humor, i would cut down oak, not pluck, problems with water, light, uh, housing and communal services, i don’t i know what else. geometry, algebra, physics, chemistry - a set for a headache, god forbid now beep, if you win, then hurray, 100 to one, tomorrow on rtr, did you go, what was he joking about now or? she

didn’t get a diamond, she tells everyone, you ’re like her boyfriend, she’s going to marry you, what’s the matter, the ugly thing spread the rumor that i i’ll marry her, it won’t go far, i ’ll sleep with such a fearful woman only for a million, why are you withdrawing all the money for plastic surgery, whatever you buy, there won’t be enough beauty, if you can’t wait for happiness, maybe it’s worth stealing it. let's go , i don't understand where, you're going to hell, you're not a man, you 're not responsible for your words, ugly love, on friday, narter, we knew how

to make a noise, he's drunk from our love. i’m with yulka for a reason, i want to marry her. slav, are you married? married today, gone tomorrow, i'll kill you, you bastard, don't touch me in any way

not guilty, you put my accounting in order, and i’ll put your personal life in order, my personal life cannot be put in order, it’s complete ruins, well, it definitely can’t get any worse, in general i agree, why, well, marry you, my mother-in-law damn it, on sunday. then it’s very hot in the fire itself, so it’s better to jump, okay, that’s why italians

throw furniture out of the window on new year’s, that’s what kind of tradition this is, i really don’t understand anything here either, they just take it and throw it away, that’s also not possible, you need to wait for the neighbor who flooded you to come, he will take aim only then he will throw all this furniture at him, it’s good that we have it in our program. there are no strange traditions, but there is only one: inviting wonderful artists to the stage, welcome irina borisova and alexey egorov to the stage. listen, petukhov turns 50 on saturday, we need to give him something. he did so much for us, well, yes, especially since it’s a round date, yes, we need 500 rubles, no less,

you say, 500, 500, he’s turning 50, not 500, well, i don’t know, what are you doing now? you can buy it for 50 rubles, but why buy it, we have english here. whiskey has been standing for 4 years now, it’s impossible to drink, it’s disgusting, and the bottle is solid, yes, but such a bottle without whiskey will cost 300 rubles, it turns out to be an expensive gift, well, if you want, let’s forcefully drink half of it, and top it up with tea, so that the light is accordingly, what are you talking about, it’s already knows about whiskey... then start a scandal, they say they poured tea, yes, there are ungrateful people, you give it to him,

and then he turns his nose up, listen, i have an italian shirt with labels, well, you ’re old enough for me, that’s all anyway, it’s six sizes too small for me, but whatever fits him, well, that’s his problems. no, well, he’s twice as big as you , well, then the thing is good, maybe it will come in handy, you’re just planning to lose weight, and in general, i paid 300 rubles for it, like 300, but i can find exactly the same one in the hypermarket for much cheaper saw how much, no matter, no, how much, 200? 90 nine,

why are you fooling me, but tell me better, this is what we will give to petukhov, it seems that everything we have we need ourselves, well, let’s give him a book, well, a book is the best gift, yes, which of the five, the gold collection fairy tales what? "what are you talking about, this is my favorite tabletop, let’s give him a book of culinary recipes, and well, you said, well, he’s not a woman and in general, he dines in the best restaurants, okay, give me something from your movie novels, santa barbara, don’t touch the classics!” holy, okay, do you want, let's take him the cigars,

well, the ones we got for our wedding, they stink, what the hell are you talking about, they don't stink of anything if you don't smoke them, and he doesn't smoke, but what if? he’ll light a cigarette, yes, you can expect everything from him, okay, we already have a postcard, where’s it from? they gave you a gift for the new year at work, well, it’s signed, it’s signed on the second half, i’ve already cut it off, no, well, it clearly says happy new year, well, 50 years is just that, the beginning of a new one fifty -first year, well, of course i don’t know, but in my

opinion... one postcard for 50 years is not enough, well , okay, give him some more chocolate, we’ll give him some french, but he’s been with us for 8 years now, but we’re his we haven’t eaten, but we’ll give flowers to my wife, yours from the dacha haven’t dried out yet, sprinkle them with water like they’re alive, wait, it’s him it and... chocolate, yes, 8 years ago, yes, so there was an expiration date of 10 years, when it expired, the expired bastard was given, well, how reaping people have become, and well, there is no shame, no conscience, you know what has been decided, we give him chocolate, but what if

he gives it to us again later? and us to him? you understand that the main thing is not the gift, the main thing is attention. lena, do you know what the main mistake in our holidays is, for many of them the dates are chosen incorrectly. and you know, karen, i didn’t think, but actually you’re probably right, look, teachers’ day is celebrated at the beginning october, yes, that’s right, but it’s inconvenient, we need to move it to the end of may, everyone will be happy, the children came, congratulated the teachers, immediately said goodbye, and the teachers don’t even need gifts, they have 3 months of vacation ahead, here,

here, here, and also, for example, physical education day, who needs it? at the end of august, we need to put it on right after the new year holidays, those who are already on vacation , please let them take up sports, those who are not, run to the store for more, also physical education, the main thing here is that our parade of humor is not moved anywhere, but not worry you, karen, we cannot be moved, otherwise we will deprive our viewers of our favorite artists of the holiday, you are right, because the meeting is for them. in our program - this is a real holiday, on stage alexey tsapik, meet, when people get divorced, it seems to them that everything was bad in family life, scandals,

quarrels, division of property, cooking, children, everything, i don’t... think, that the best thing in their life was a divorce, but there was happiness, a warm wife snoring nearby, happiness, beloved, i cooked you borscht, happiness, my wife came from a friend at 3:00 night, warm, warm, her husband puts her to bed, she says: “vitya, what is flying above us? lyusya, sleep, vitya, i’m not good.” what 's flying above us? lyusya, this is a fly, sleep, why is it white? yes, because it’s already night, she’s already flying around in her nightgown, she’s fallen asleep, happiness has fallen asleep, and the conversation is near the tv, natasha, how did my spartak team up your cska?

pasha! your little boy is a goat, you are a goat, your mother is also a goat, half an hour later in the bedroom, natasha, your little goat came to you. don't even tackle until cska wins, oh this is out of the question, and tolik begins to root for cska, happiness, to tell a loved one some interesting story, it’s so cool, the husband came from a corporate party, climbed onto the table and began to show his wife how the dancers showed striptease, then showed how the men stuffed into their panties. money, my wife scowled, she said, you also put money in your panties, where is nadya, what are you doing, i just pulled the elastic band back, said there, thank you very much, then

he got so excited that he began to show how the chief accountant showed striptease, well however, he let it slip that she showed him personally in the basement. well, he was lucky with the surgeons, the traumatologist also turned out to be talented, and he continues to look at women with interest, that’s what to do with them, he no longer remembers, everyone has their own quirks, don’t stop a person from having a blast, potapoy’s jokes, the husband likes to sing in the shower, he gets under the shower and yells at the whole house, santa lucea, and as a child a bear stepped on his ear and... the neighbors think that he doesn’t sing, but yells, because his wife beats him to death, they’ve already told her 100 times, if he's already hanging out with you, well, fuck it with him, let him walk, why are you hitting him twice a day, and pebbles just laughs,

happiness, galka’s husband’s neighbors no, no, yes, they caress him, out of pity, well, they just think that the jackdaw is a sadistic maniac, also happiness, another case , a woman came to a psychiatrist and said: “there’s a problem, my husband is crazy, he runs a bath, throws 30 ducks in there, sits with them for 2 hours, plays with them, the psychiatrist says: the ducks are alive, i’d take a couple, she says: unfortunately, they’re plastic , he says: so, let him play, take the ducks, he will bring a neighbor there, in one of the clerks they told me, registration, everything is as usual, bride, do you agree? here the groom interjects, do you agree, zina, to cook for me until death do us part, and the bride honestly

answered: “kolya, if i start cooking for you, death will separate us in about a week, but what happiness does families have?” lunches, a husband and wife are having lunch, a neighbor looks in, he says: can you imagine what she feeds me, but no, then can you imagine, you know what i eat, roe fillet with pineapple sauce in broth from a guinea fowl with marzepan, the neighbor sat down right past the chair, took his wife out onto the stairs, said, you cuckolded him, you’re apologizing, but no, she spun, didn’t have time to cook dinner, warmed up the cat’s food for him. food, i read the name on the can, let him have a blast, you fool, many women are not

confident in themselves, one told me, i saw it on the internet, i went to the attractions, there is a creepy attraction, a cave of horrors, i go in, it’s dark, scary, the lid opens with a terrible creak the coffin, a dead man leans out, opens his eyes, looks at me, utters a terrible cry, lies down in the coffin, she slams the coffin lid behind herself, am i so scary, it’s all from uncertainty, because women envy us men, just as a man goes to bed handsome, he wakes up handsome, and a woman somehow deteriorates overnight, needs to be touched up. recently, on a talk show, one woman said: girls, why anger god, men really make us happy, and there is only one way to thank them for such happiness: quietly sniffle

next to you, wise woman, god bless you. len, do you know what i noticed, here we have there are a huge number of professional holidays, but we know nothing about them, why? yes, because no one told us about these holidays. “look, in kindergarten children learn poetry and talk about mothers, teachers, astronauts, but they don’t talk about other professions, no, that’s not why, it’s because no one writes poetry about other professions, you’re wrong , karen, they write poems, but children don’t read them, so tell me any holiday, and i’ll read you a nursery rhyme, okay, let’s say it’s a day auto mechanics, a poem about a mechanic,” please,

great, the mechanic knows how to repair cars, adjust the suspension, flush the system, he even managed to launch a rocket, but he just can’t turn on the washing machine, okay, let’s say it’s radio day, please, please, i can eat it and cream cake, rolls, chips, i eat it,

i don’t care, shchebotina, why do i need the sun, monaco, why say, the moon when your eyes shine brightly, there’s no point in it, if you’re not around, why do i need the sun, monaco, why don’t we say it? when your connection shines brightly, it makes no sense, if you’re not around, i open the closet and rack my brain about what i’m hoping to come to you in the evening, i don’t know, i’ve thought about it a hundred times, i’m saying goodbye to you, because you look at me so much that i get lost, you and i are a separate world from the whole universe from you, i ask only one thing, hold me. you

are as strong as possible from everyone, i will take you with me, why not the sun, monaco, what am i, say, the moon with when your gaze shines brightly, there is no point in this, if you are not around, why do i need the sun, monaco, what am i tell me, una, when your gaze shines... that's the point zero, if you are not around, a city, dusty people, every second pillow is judged, mountains are not without broken destinies, woe to atom, but we are not from those streets, who we will remain in the time of judgment, maybe tomorrow we will also be forgotten for a while, i know only that with you everything is different, you and i are a separate world in the entire universe, i ask only one thing from you, hold me, you are the strongest i can be to you. i’ll take it with you,

why do i need the sun, monaco, why, tell me, the moon, when your gaze shines brightly, this makes no sense, if you’re not around, why the sun to me, manako, why tell me, the moon with, when your gaze meets brightly, in this. there’s no point if you’re not around, it ’s right that i’m divorcing you, it’s me who’s divorcing you, today, tomorrow, your father and i will give them such a show that they’ll forever forget that they wanted to get a divorce, i need to keep an eye on my daughter-in-law .

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