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tv   Sto k odnomu  RUSSIA1  June 30, 2024 10:10am-11:01am MSK

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its possible big changes will come to you, in which workshop will we determine, and where are there more guys? look at rtr, follow the plan , get out of the car, that’s it, so you come in more often, if a komsomol member needs affection, for example, i, here she is, well, she bit her tongue, and they told me that you have my warrant for the hostel, now we’ll solve everything oh, look. here's a scarecrow, even though you're a girl, you're not interesting, you'll cry, they won't stop you, you need to hold your head higher, listen, remember yourself, limit girls, sleep on rtr, you don't need to make an appointment with him, just kidding, he'll come to the house himself.
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but i don’t advise you to do this. a doctor you can trust 100%. and you will be happy. well, i can’t guarantee happiness, but i’ll definitely have more health. doctor myasnikov. on saturday on rtr.
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with my money, you will live by my rules, dad, everyone is laughing at me, sit down, i’m with yulka for a reason, i want to marry her, sir, so you’re married, today you’re married, tomorrow you’re not, i’ll kill you, you bastard, don’t touch me, i’m not guilty of anything, you put my accounting in order, and i’ll put your personal life in order, my personal life cannot be put in order, on complete ruins, well, it definitely won’t get any worse, in general, i agree, what? well, marry you to your mother-in-law for a pancake today. touching and charming yakovlevs. very soon you will see the space that we want to give you with all our big souls, wishing big changes for you. we approached the placement of things in the updated space with all responsibility. also in their places,
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a little more, on the faces of the yakovlevs we will read what kind of novel we wrote for them.
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the yakovlevs, an amazing large family, we tried very hard to help them in their updated space. it was comfortable and cozy, the mint shade gives this room a freshness, which of course is very suitable for a young family, but this light is also calming, three kids in the house can sometimes shake the parents’ nerves, by the way, about parents, mom now has her own workplace on the balcony , which she dreamed about so much, and due to the fact that there are no curtains on the windows, it will be very convenient for her to keep an eye on the children without getting up from the table, and in addition, she will see... a beautiful room. all furniture has rounded shapes and this sets the mood for harmony, which is especially important for the fair sex. what can i say, this room was generally created for the girls of this family. boys, sorry, but girls have to give in. although we
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haven’t forgotten about you. the large number of storage locations clearly indicates this. the new closet will be able to accommodate the whole family's belongings. and it will be possible to go to him. on an absolutely stunning carpet, designer, soft, pleasant for the feet, oh, i could walk on it myself, but no, let’s move on, then i want to look up, the lighting under the cornice, of course, creates a complete feeling that the ceiling is soaring, and of course, the portraits of our heroine add a gentle character to this room, we hope that we were able to create a space that can please all family members . by the way, 2024 was announced as big changes for them, so russia was the year of the family. one of the most important initiatives supporting family values
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​​is the national demography project. for example, large families are provided with a mortgage payment of up to 450,000 rubles. and in primorye it is up to 1 million. residents of mordovia are also lucky, after the birth of the first and second child, the amount remaining to be paid on the mortgage is reduced by 10%, after the third by 30, and after the fourth it is repaid in full. other regions have their own conditions. our beautiful yakovlevs, very soon you will see not only your updated interior, but also the stylish order that we have organized inside these designer cabinets, here she is our fairy of order. olga, yes, let's go, i'll show you how everything is perfect there, come on, look, yes, admire, admire, half of regina is here, half of konstantin is here, how interesting, they placed all the things with a daw, so,
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yes, in order to use the space under the barbell, put, for example, a trunk there, i have a question, academically, yes, come on, what are things with a jackdaw, well, i... the whole jackdaw can ruin everything will literally rinse at the bottom, as they say, firstly, we place things from short to long in the middle, but if we have a long dress or, or jumpsuit, yes , we use hangers with clips, which are most often... used either for trousers or for shorts, trick, trick, by the way, please note that we have a closet without drawers, but the issue was resolved differently, yes, we used organizers with dividers in order to place several categories of things here to occupy
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the entire depth of this closet , look, they move so easily, yes, just like boxes, they move along these shelves, wonderful, but not only do we have mom and dad living in... the room, but also the baby, a beauty, her things are hidden in this closet, oh look what it’s like! yes, we posted these cute dresses on hangers, on hangers, and look, they have an anti-slip coating so that dresses don’t fall off, such plush hangers, yes, bed linen is placed here, below all the knitwear, that is , trousers, blouses, and a mandatory shelf for hygiene, and this that toys, yes, the baby is growing with... soon she will be able to get toys herself and of course the most convenient way for her will be to get them from the bottom shelf, well, on
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the very top shelf, the favorite category of all parents for growing up, for growing up, we know we grow these things when you have someone from he brought it from relatives or from acquaintances, from relatives, from friends, she lies and waits for her hour or from the elders, yes, yes, yes, yes, only there somewhere in a corner on such a trunk, it would be good to sign what size clothes you have lies there. simple, uh-huh, i know, we also have a closet at the lodge and it’s also stylishly organized, show me, yes, let’s quickly go look, uh-huh, wow, look how they lined up at a fashion show, wow, what art, look , how i arranged the women's shoes, yes, we have one shoe toe forward, the other shoe with the heel forward, you know what this is for, in order to save space and place four pairs on this shelf.
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this room seemed to hold you in a vice and pressed you from all sides, but now there is an easy space here and if before you want to straighten your shoulders, i don’t know, maybe start waltzing, especially looking at you, so let’s start from the very beginning, where it all started started, let's say there must be a designer sprout somewhere, it all started, of course, with our heroes, they are so light, they are very gentle, this style suits them very well, pay attention to this area, you see what color it is painted, our interior is like ice cream, here... a mirror, right,
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because in a woman’s interior there must be a mirror, especially this one, of course , the heroine will also live here, she will also want to try on a dress and, of course , look in the mirror, but we wrote it off as if this was not the case. only a continuation of the room, but also this, you know, additional reflection, remember when we dealt with artificial intelligence and its artistic talents, we got a few paintings, and i kept wondering which, which, which, in the end you chose several, based on how they are located in space, it seems to me that you can give lessons on how to fit art into the interior, you absolutely right, they are all connected to each other, that is, for example, here we... made a picture based on, as you remember, the heroine, that is, this is a mother, yes, exactly, and how she might look in field,
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especially since she had such photographs, they were lined up horizontally in order to to emphasize this length of us and you, and that picture seems to create a vertical, yes, it draws out the pro, emphasizes the center, that’s right, it not only creates verticals, it emphasizes all these three verticals, that is, we have two symmetrical wardrobes and between naturally, they made a horizontal picture, that is, everything. made in order to stretch out our ceiling to make it as high as possible, the sofa also turns out to be vertical and means that we have such a plant area here, firstly ourselves paintings, and of course the greenery that we added, smell how it smells, what are you talking about, this is a stabilized plant , a stabilized plant that has a smell, unfortunately you don’t feel it, yes, yes, it’s a pity that the screen doesn’t convey we have smells. everything is unusually gentle, and even the light seems to me to be somehow gentle, light, airy, as i wanted
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the light to be not only different, but so that it really reflected different options of life, that is, our light is divided into three levels, top light, medium and as low as possible, the ceiling, by the way, is incredible, a combination of two techniques, a rounded ceiling plus more lighting, so it turns out that during the day it looks as high as possible, yeah. and in the evening, when the lights turn on, it becomes even higher, can you imagine? well, continuing the theme of light, look, we now have a balcony, this is also a source of lighting, and not what it was before, littered, dark, incomprehensible. softbox, we changed the window here, it became larger, our balcony became a continuation of our interior, that’s why, all because there are no curtains between the balcony and the room, it creates such an effect as if the room does not end here, here, absolutely right, anechka, you , like a sorceress, flew to the clouds, filled
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this room with tenderness, such femininity, it seems to me, mom will be... happy, and that’s right, because if a woman is happy, the whole family lives in love. olya, it’s true, our heroes, in my opinion, are already waiting for us. yes, they have arrived, so i will meet them, and i will call you when they are partially floating. i want our heroes to feel just as gentle and easy when they walk through this door. like after a pistachio ice cream, well, let’s start, come in, like oh, mom, i can’t believe that this is really ours, that we ’re going to live here now, i’m used to doing renovations myself, they just exceeded all my
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expectations, mommy, dear, well, you noticed, we now have a working door. the handle doesn’t jam, no one will get stuck, the handle is just a trifle, but it’s wooden, it’s not metal, it’s not plastic, it’s wooden, you grab it and it’s just pleasant hold on, look at the chandelier, in general, we will definitely live here, balcony, i have a workplace, a workplace is generally my personal joy, now i don’t have to run around. with a laptop, and the coolest thing is that i can work and watch verochka to see if anything happened to her, i won’t have to run around, look into doors, listen there, the workplace was my dream, take virunya for a ride, damn it, and can i take you for a ride, come on, look, damn, this is
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very cool, i really, really, really like it, of course i wanted to. to make repairs, but i definitely couldn’t do it exactly like that, how do you like such delicate colors, in general it ’s just that you got it 100% right, he was worried that there would be some bright spots, there were pink, yellow, blue, but here everything is so calm, everything is so harmonious, there are shades of nature, i like walking, i like trees, fresh air, here is exactly what i need and what i miss, have you noticed? mirror, by the way, mirrors, before i had to run, somewhere there like that look, everything, just dreams come true, guys, break up, break up, the virus doesn’t understand this yet, there’s so much soul here, there ’s so much love and there’s so much insight here, how did you even guess all this, how did you read us and how did you
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see that we you really need it, this is the most valuable thing, yes, now your designer will burst into your life, come in, hurray, thank you, how did you guess it’s just a 100% hit, when i looked at you, i wanted to create such lightness and femininity that you i have you, i have there are only words of gratitude, i may not yet fully understand that this is all ours now, and you really work wonders and the transfer of great variables is joy, they this transfer helps people look differently at their way of life, now we need to live differently to another, thank you, thank you, they say,
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show me your house and i will tell you who you are, but what if, on the contrary, i tell you? inside yourself, understand who you are, then fill the space around you with only this, this will certainly lead you to the best, to big changes in you will lead, right?
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hello, hello comrade, catering unit from the fleet, thank you, thunderstorm of animals, thank you, tamer. hello, hello , marine, hello, lecturer, hello, boatswain, boatswain, candy boy, come on, he really
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looks like me, darling, look, philip sarevich, how do they know you, these sailors, who don’t know shulekin, where are you we met them in a tropical port on the equator. oh, tell me, believe it or not, but it happened like this.
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and finally, hello, it’s very nice, nice, well, you’ll be back home soon, comrades, you know, i, i don’t see the address, accept the cargo right on deck, okay, here’s the document. thank you, now let's leave the ship, okay, with me, well, i've been waiting for you, you know, they called unexpectedly at night, i wasn't prepared, back and forth, if i could, what a joy, please tell me, what happened to your accompanying maleria , oh maleria, tell me, what kind of cargo should i carry, if it’s not a secret, of course, tigers, ah, tigers, the name of the company, what company, a pair of lions, 10 tigers, like lions, are you serious, and what confuses you ? that is, i i i’m not at all familiar with this matter, well , let’s get to know each other, the main thing is not to talk too much, everything will be fine, listen, but i still want to live, you live to your health,
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no, i can’t, what you can’t do, whatever you want sit here until the next ship for another 5 months, no, i can’t, what are you doing, i just can’t, did you find the boy or something, take the documents, no, no, no, here are your documents, i ask you to follow me. i ask you to sit down, i ask you to follow me, i ask you to sit down, but what do you mean, i ’m not persuading them, i forbid them to order, no, i forbid you to persuade me, nothing, nothing, wait, wait, yes, i’m afraid, you’re afraid, no matter what happens, nothing will happen, just don’t interfere, i ’ll agree on everything myself, right? listen, well, i would like to, yes, well, calmly, calmly, well, the cargo has arrived, comrade, captain, you can accept it, ah, very
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good, but i admit it. i thought that we would go home with an incomplete load, but what kind of load, log, 12 places, uh-huh, after all, what is the nature of the load, you understand, yellow, so you say, 12 places, yes, yes, 12 places, what is it? sorry, but now he will tell me you i will ask you not to distract the team during working hours. yeah, during working hours, i ask you not
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to distract the team, i’m making a note to you. “so we’re putting it on loading, yes, yes, of course, it’s good that you have an ordinary hairstyle on your head, it’s called a uniform, i’m my mother’s fool, and it ’s a shame that the form matches the content, take off this disgrace now, you know what, comrade, if you like to wear a mop on your head, just wear it not during official hours, i ask you not to get used to it"? but i still don’t renounce, i see from your face that you renounce, that you see in the back of your head , but you’ll stop getting used to it, but i’m not getting used to it yet, and i say, get used to it, no, i’m not getting used to it, get used to it, be silent, please , loading will begin there now, look, okay, my sister asked to take you on the flight, i think that the sea will make a man out of you, in the end you have to do something seriously.
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i’m tired of everything, and your disgusting sea, and your disgusting ship, and your oleg, disgusting petrovich, oleg petrovich is strict, but fair, lives according to the system, he finds fault with me, he doesn’t pay attention to me at all, well, you are contradicting yourself, i ask you, stop quarreling with him, let this stupid war between you and the senior assistant end, and let peace and silence come to the team. what is this? who was allowed? what brand are you? ira, well, what, what are you watching? why haven't you seen a tiger? it turns out that
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i’m not a handler, but a food department worker, you yourself asked to take the place of an accompanying person who was sick, i asked, i asked, because i can’t in their climate, i’m melting like a candle, and i can’t keep any more purchased animals here, the trade secret forbids me, they all they eat up currency, a horse a day is fattened for foreign currency, and on top of all that, each tiger costs 40 thousand with gold, it’s a joke, stop twirling, the devil knows, he worked quietly, peacefully . at the buffet, the most extreme outrage i had to deal with, cutting amateur sausage, suddenly here, lions, tigers, let me down, comrade, what is it, if i knew the nature of the load, but don’t worry, comrade, just don’t worry, don’t worry, once we were transporting giraffes from hamburg, suddenly it was frayed under one ear, how it was frayed, and so frayed that you laugh, it’s a scandal, to this day they've been writing off for a while now, don't worry, our little animals' necks won't fray, happy
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sailing, meet you, comrade ulekin, a very experienced tamer, hunter, always works alone, will accompany the cargo and feed the little animals, it's very nice to meet you, your job is heroic, you will be calmer, don’t worry about anxiety.
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i can’t leave on my own, but of course i couldn’t. oh, why did you, marinochka, mistake me for a tiger, yes, what kind of tiger is that, i just saw something like that, it’s round and walks on its own, round, yeah, lie more, so 147 to 3, but the devil will still eat it,
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great, let's try, what kind of beastly vitamin is this? what a disgusting thing, swear, listen, scat, give it back, be a man, give it back, you bastard, you bastard, yes, not for you, whoops, kicks, i gave it to you, i gave it to you, it seems i gave it to you too, but damn , everything
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looks the same, divide it yourself, i tell you, oh, gat. comrade captain, do you have this pitchfork, no, give me a fire shovel, please, over there on the brush by the cages, by the cages, yes. thank you, here you go
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- x. ok, hello, hello, hello, look at rtr, that means you’re looking ideally, and what is the ideal, and like everyone else, kind, beautiful, smart, cheerful, so that’s almost me, i’m beautiful, cheerful.
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we must go, forewarned is forearmed. any remedy has a downside, the most necessary knowledge is health. we dispel myths, help you find out the truth, how to act, in order to land well, you need to warm up beforehand. what should you pay attention to? each risk factor should have its own tablet. where to look for help? you only need five ingredients that will benefit your entire body. from start the disease takes two decades before its manifestation , so the whole family needs to be examined, the most important information from the most competent sources, take care of your complex body, take care of yourself and be healthy,
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about the most important things from monday to friday on rtr, igor konstantinovich, yes, and you, and i’m your daughter, you take me for a fool, well, honestly, look. who am i dealing with? who sent you? before my mother died, my mother told me about you, and i, a fool, decided to see you. well, now your daughter will live in our house? we are of the same blood, you and i, you have a miracle brother, if anything, and you have a miracle sister, give this girl money and that’s enough. i know that she is my daughter and she has no one but me. i think i'm in love. and i love you, dad, you know, i don’t love you like a sister.
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swing on saturday on rtr, today, across the river, the second village of tsyplyaevo, remember, that is the first, the competition invited, they are not there, that one! songs from the bottom of my heart, andrei malakhov's evening show, today on rtr, do you really think that someone will need you at almost 40 years old, they say divorce, well, let's go home? imminent marriage, wait, well,
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vika, solva, yes, by the way, his eye lit up for you, maybe 20 years ago you were looking for happiness, but now it’s found, i’ll take her, and we’ll forget about everything, and what, how will you deal with two men, three girls, on saturday on rtr, i wish...
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mysticism, who is it that is misbehaving on our ship, huh? oh, and i have a bolt, come on, give it here, we
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also have a nut, well, a vow, barmaid, eat, oh, well, well, well, the striped devils dispersed, on you, eat, oh, on, oh, why am i like this? it’s torment to walk past you all day, but... at least what you have for main course is sausages, and why are you talking about it in the plural, comrades, eat borscht, borscht is so tasty today, borscht today is not edible, it has nuts in it. all sorts of luxury products call a cook's
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watch, it's not a watch, what's so funny, comrade, it's my personal chronometer, that's for sure, and if it 's not her fault at all, well, who is it then? you don’t understand anything, keep quiet. and now i can do whatever i want to you, if i want, i’ll flick you on the nose, but if i want, i’ll spin you around your head, naval order, here...
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marishka, and you took the fur coat and didn’t think, you just turned away for a second, that you were standing here, i was doing the cleaning at your place, what’s not allowed? please, even thank you. didn’t say, very nice, this is cleaning, well, thank you, what’s going on here, and i didn’t want to complain, be healthy,
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thank you, but my patience has run out, either me or her. comrade, comrades, i, of course, am not a lecturer, nothing, we will understand, i am a tamer, comrades, it’s stuffy, stuffy here, comrades. stop smoking, open the belts, but they are open, no one smokes here, thank you, comrades, dear fellow sailors, i
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was asked to have a small conversation with you, so to speak, information about tigers, comrade, they are beautiful.
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front part of the head. and the back part, and this is the tail, comrades, you can see that in the middle part there is a rump, a rump, a thigh, a brisket, a rump, followed by a ham, well, of course, a leg, a liver, an udder, that is, uh? it ’s clear, well, so to speak, simpler, as people say, not in a scientific way, failure, so to speak, failure, failure, comrades, but what does it eat, eat, yes, now i’ll answer, now, and i read that he feeds on human victims, but what? well, it’s very
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possible, right? judge for yourself, comrades, what he should eat when he runs out of horse meat, beef and fish oil, so he eats a man, but this is at a time when he has no other products, but why aren’t you afraid of them, you are decorated , believe it or not, comrades, decorated by me personally, igor leads a very, simply very predatory way of his entire life. sorry, what happened, uncle? i'm not your uncle anymore. now i understand who is doing all the mess
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on the ship. uncle, i didn't do anything. you didn't do anything? and i'm not talking to you, uncle. but i didn’t do anything. and who organized the pogrom in oleg petrovich’s cabin? aren't you too? not me, say so too, i know. you and a bonus from the company, immediately catch and drown, the monkey on the ship is worse than the speaker, and
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where is the stealer? here it is, comrade leader, please, i ask you, comrade leader, catch her, who, macaque, i don’t care about monkeys, give me a tiger lion, this... yes, in a pinch i can take on a crocodile, but macaque, no, it’s a pity , sorry, well let's fish in an organized manner according to the system, half of the team is with the senior mate, going on the starboard side, i'm going on the left side, open two hatches, thus, strategically, it will inevitably fall through the hatch into the hold, here's the relish, get ready to pierce the hold, and as soon as possible. .. kaka will fall into the hold on the bales, you clap it, clear, clear, let's go, let's go,
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there she is, look in my thorns, catch, catch, catch, hold her, hold her, here, here, here she is. that's it, here they are, they're driving, hey, here, they've already caught you, now don't run away, guys, be quiet, be quiet, sit down, the captain will come, he he’ll show you how to put nuts in god’s hands, and... and what did we catch, the little one, open it,
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carefully, carefully, quietly, quietly, you, well, quietly, comrade captain, is it you, where are you? a gift from the company, you know that they ordered you to be drowned, i’ll do the same with you, buddy, come on, come in! oleg petrovich, i keep thinking about this damned macaque, where can we look for it, huh?

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