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tv   Vesti  RUSSIA1  June 30, 2024 11:00am-12:01pm MSK

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what are you ordered to drown? what should i do with you, buddy? come on, leave me alone, quietly, come in, oleg petrovich, i keep thinking about this damned macaque, where can we look for it, huh? there is no need to look for her anymore, i
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caught her and threw the fence, yes, yes, according to your order, well, you are an iron man, i probably couldn’t, what is this, and this is a broken mirror, and something seemed to me like i have some strange, strange expression on my face, as if i, as if i wouldn’t... but so, i came to talk about your, about your report, now, when it is finally established that it was not marianna who misbehaved on the ship, so what, i shouldn’t apologize to her, and why not, she’s trying very hard to be good, i won’t apologize for anything, it ’s not pedagogical, i have my own principles, not a single woman will expect this from me, but if you want to know, she is for me...
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they didn’t find out, the door should always be locked, you will open it, only for me , so i repeat to you, in order to rub you, knock, 1 2 3, rub, sodium. well, you understand me, well, follow me again, here i run up, open the valve and get a piece of sugar, 1 2 3, try it, well done!
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marishka, go into the pantry, you need pepper, but the mouse, come on, come on, it’s alive, motya, be a friend, go to the pantry for pepper, go yourself, don’t be afraid, there’s no mouse there, i’ve taken care of it. no, there is, i saw it myself , motya, dear, go, actually, i don’t really respect mice either, but for you i’m ready to do anything, when you walk in on the left shelf, there’s this yellow can, the switch on the left, well...
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what's there, everything's fine, where did the mousetraps come from, i put them there, but i didn't put them on motya, i bet on the mouse, oh, thank you, motya, and for your courage i will kiss you,
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what was he joking about now or?” i didn’t get a diamond, she tells everyone, you’re like her boyfriend, she’s going to marry you, what’s the matter, that ugly woman spread a rumor that i’m marrying her, crazy jump off, i’ll sleep with such a fearful woman only for a million, why are you withdrawing all the money, for a classic operation, what are you going to buy? so beauty is not enough, if you can’t wait for happiness, maybe it’s worth stealing it? let's go, i don't understand where, where are you throwing mountains, or you're not a man, you're not responsible for your words, ugly love, on friday on the erter, i sent a radiogram for you
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to be reinstated as a captain again, how do you look at it, i see this is extremely negative, sorry, what did you say? or maybe it's, don't make a fool of yourself, who
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allowed you to release tigers at night, why, let him tell you why? you, oleg petrovich, severe reprimands, entered into your personal file, tigers are grazing on the ship, the jungle has been created, what
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kind of captain, i am ready to suffer punishment, please put me under arrest only until odessa, where to board, what, vasily? well, when i teach you order, let me wipe your lips, don’t mind, don’t argue, you dirty little thing, take a spoon, take a spoon. well, with your hands, like that, well done, now be careful, otherwise you eat
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like a pig, well, now he’ll dance with me, yeah don’t you know how to count to three, it was just one knock, strangers, sleep
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, so it began, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
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hmm, comrade barmaid, take the trouble to take
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a vertical position, i didn’t expect this even from a woman, observe distance, it’s not me, it’s the pitching guy, tell me why you did it, because i really can’t stand you, knight. you can throw me overboard like a monkey, you are capable of this, sea monster, let me in, ah, marishka, go out for work penalties.
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you’re leaving, it’s none of your business, but because of you , i could unwittingly suffer, will i taken, or he will fly by like a fleeting vision, what kind of uvarta, 40 percent they give, yeah, from a person, an animal tamer, and he even understands cooking, but teach you, don’t teach you, pure and beautiful, whoever approves the split, oleg petrovich, serious comrade, the captain
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will be thinner against him, because he was the captain, even on this ship. yes, they demoted it, for what? whether? he fell head over heels in love with her, and she played tricks on him, she was beautiful, an artist by profession, so we approached the pier, and the passenger walked towards him the bridge and says: so little one, it’s a mistake, mutual delusion, i’m for... to tell you that i’m married, oleg petrovich stands dumbfounded, and the ship is working full speed ahead, so we pressed our nose into the pier at full speed, and so his captaincy ended, yes, it turns out that a man suffered for love, what does love have to do with it, maybe it was just a momentary infatuation, what have you
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done? evil day, but it’s boiling, well, tell me, what use are you in life, nothing but harm, marishka, but i brought lunch, bring it back, i ’m going on a hunger strike, i demand that you come here the first mate has come, until... he arrives, i won’t eat anything, okay, knysh, knyzh, what is the compote today, from peaches, okay, give me the compote, but for the rest i’m on a hunger strike,
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denok, and what do you want for me? ? why did you call me? i want to ask for forgiveness for everything, for everything. i always knew that you were a brat, senseless, and good for nothing, but today i realized that you, you are ready to humiliate yourself just to be let out of here. and that’s all you understood, oh, you things, oleg, oh, sorry, come on, i’ll
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feed you, feed you, you’ll grow big, like a tiger, you’ll go and bite him to death, such a fool, since he doesn’t understand that i love him, and i myself will ruin the relationship with him,
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oh, and you’re stupid, buddy. and i seem to be even more stupid, close the door behind me, you hear, “i think about marianne all the time, am i too harsh with her, it’s true, she had a difficult childhood, difficult, in fact, for her
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parents, i agree, i agree, it’s bad, it’s very bad that she didn’t find a place in life, but what the great pestolod says, remember, i read the excerpts, a person is formed by circumstances, that’s what will save. marianne, that same noble work that turned a monkey into a man, yeah, what is it? one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
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rat va3, rasvatry.
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traces, marishka is sitting again, here he gives, well , you’ll die, you won’t buy it, surrender,
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hmm, strange things are happening on our ship. krukha, take five right, oleg piterovich, i’m probably not healthy, who. i was with you just now in kayota, and it seemed to me that it seemed, but no, it’s nonsense, lately everything seems to me like something.
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and it’s late, you’re surrounded, leave through the porthole, oleg petrovich, uh,
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hey, on the wakta, they’ve laid it down too hard, the old man is angry, he’s completely beastly, i didn’t understand you, repeat! orlov, go give the alarm, i'm going to call your brothers , mom, mom!
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comrades, give me something to eat already, i ’m on a hunger strike, you’ve forgotten about me, of course, you’re fine
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where you’ve got yourself, mow down the stove. oh, guys, oh, everyone, everyone, i repeat, make sure they jumped out of the cages, hold on, hold on, i ’m not over it yet, worry, don’t give up. pile on,
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pile on, spit out the cigarette, it bothers you, and he’s trained to throw it on the deck, he’s the one who dodges, comrade suleikin, drive him animals back in the cage, left and right, hold, hold! i’m not ready for the message yet, oh, brothers, his saliva is dripping, i’m burning, spit, spit, i waited, come on, spit, i order, you’re too wet in my mouth, you ’re not sad, i can’t, where are you going, comrade, he’s flying by,
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comrade, please don’t chew the ladder, is it really not clear, i’ll fall into the water, comrade
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leader! immediately drive your animals into cages, comrade leader, immediately drive your animals into cages, the left and... may the two heads never converge, never get salty, oh, what should i do, how should i be, how should i love marusya, and what should i do, how should i wash, how should i love marusya, i’m wet, i’m not a gonik, who is this?
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comrade captain, i’m establishing the situation, the tigers have left the radio mine, there are no casualties, i’m waiting for your instructions. “i can’t see anything from here, everyone, everyone, spoil the brididi, we called straight from the arena, to help our holder, a helicopter with a local holder,
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the captain’s order, not to hit the tigers with anything heavy, and not to spoil their skins, the cargo is state-owned and should be delivered to integrity"? excuse me for you to choke? bratsi, palundra!
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oh, here it is, the factions, of course, comrade squelch, help me out, well, let the squelch in, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, open up,
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you insignificant creature you still don’t know what a batsman is, you can’t eat me like that, and alexey stepanovich, you didn’t forget to close the shit, comrade, why are you here? then, why are you, i don’t want to be a beefsteak, come here, you? your animals, yes, mine, yeah, i see, well, we’re not the ones to go, are you biting, yes, leave me alone, just like that, come on, steal, come on, let me go,
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"scratch, scatter, angry protata, scatter, as long as you live in my house, on my money, you will live by my rules, dad, everyone is laughing at me, sit down, i’m with yulka for a reason , i want to marry her, slav, so you’re married, today you’re married, tomorrow you’re not, “i’ll kill you, bastard, do
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n’t touch me, i’m not guilty of anything, you put my accounting in order, and i’m your personal life, my personal life is not allowed. put it in order, into complete ruins, well, it definitely won’t get any worse, in general, i agree, why, well , marry you, damn my mother-in-law, today on rta. come out for a couple of minutes, we need to talk, former, dangerous and vile, i love you, current, withdrawn weak, no longer angry with me, future, anyone from yourself, or not future, when there is no one to trust, why did you bring me here, say goodbye with life, this is a difficult test, test two, look at the website in the application, if you accept this ring, i will be the happiest person
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in the world. i repeat to you once again, we do not accept rings, either pay the bill with money, or i will call the administrator. what is the reason for this strange behavior of this male well, let's make changes to your passport. this is some kind of mistake, i'm redesigning it. just a little more, right here, just a drop. oh, what are you doing, what kind of belly festival have you arranged for yourself, just flaunting your wealth, some kind of crazy person, but they said that we won’t find a free table, that’s it, well done, timofeeva, girl, knowledge is power, stories big country, on friday at rta. what do you mean you want divorces? seems chic, all with
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money, only longing in her eyes, this morning in the store she talked about how she missed her husband he’s bored, he wants to go to the city, that’s how it is, it’s sergei, he just arrived without warning, but why can’t a husband come to his own wife without warning? three girls on saturday on rtr.
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for plastic surgery, what should you buy? there won't be enough beauty, if you can't wait for happiness, maybe it's worth stealing it, let's go! i don’t understand where, where are you going, or are you not a man, are you not responsible for your words? ugly love, on friday on rtr, uncle, what happened, we’re drowning, yes, let me out, i
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won’t do it anymore, huh?
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why is this shift not happening? is there something there that kills a goat or something? so you speak
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debasovskaya vein? and comrade steward? full speed ahead! full back, coming, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray,
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hola, ja. there is a world-famous trainer of chocolates, where there is a seager, i will steal it, but well, well, well, fuck, fuck. go down to the deck and drive the animals into the cage!
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we will pay, you are a coward, i am not a coward, but i... uncle, what happened, guys, okay,
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yes, long live freedom! kalishka is on deck, save, save, i’m coming to the rescue,
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eh! and you are my striped one kitty, kitty, dates and kaza.
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marisha, hold this beast, i need to get into the wheelhouse, get out, get out, i ’ll hold him, well, sit down, sit down, and hold him, and run, before they come to their senses, and i don’t think, hey, don’t swey, i’m touching everyone, oh- oh-oh, hold the cage, hold it, i will. arrived, it’s deep there, put me in the chat, oh-oh, right on the course
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of the rip, someone get to the helm, quickly, oh, oh, stop the cage, help me, hold the cage, it’s deep there, i don’t know how swim, eh... what's going on, now i'll move my paw, everything will pass, so you my dear, don’t worry, he won’t touch you again, no, and you’re here... he’s gone, look how shaggy it is, what’s on your head, now such hairstyles are not in fashion, let me
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comb your hair, here’s a comrade, what you're doing your hair, i'm dad's fool, ask the first mate for a headscarf, you'll tie it during duty hours, next? well, you, big guy, will now obey me, just let stark try to growl at me now, leave the deck now, go with me, oh, you will peel potatoes for punishment work, listen, marishka, for god’s sake, try to drive them into cages, i don’t need to feed the crew, that’s what you need, now you ’re all under my arrest, here’s your captain, your senior mate, and i’m your boss, marisha, why don’t they touch you? you don’t understand, they liked me, marishenka,
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i beg you! drive them into cages, get dressed on the horizon, let the chief mate ask, olegich, for god's sake, please, please, comrade, comrade barmaid, immediately, drive the animals into a cage, when they ask, they say please, for me, for me, please, please , drive the animals into a cage, well, let's go home, the shagar is in a cage, oh yes, he won't listen, yes, well, let's go, here you go, here you go, red team, why snap, yes, snap, well let's go, marin, stop, well, you, on, on, well, poyer, on, well, on, on,
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ahead, oh,
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that group in striped swimsuits!
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sulashi, sulashi, where? and where did you go, except you’ll push it into the wedge, this is not our car, with a tear, a tear, i say, why are you outdated? “baby, i always dream about you in some exotic form, oh, what should i do, come to me, come to me, hurry, hurry, home, guys, home, let's go, well done, to the ship, to the ship, it's time for dinner, well
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, let's go, wow, good girl, the last ones are sailing, look, look, marisha is holding on to his tail, hush up, you're not holding on to the tail at all , oh by the tail, by the tail, look, she’s swimming herself, fifth, you, sixth, seventh, move away from the selection.
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1 2 3 4 5 i’m sorry, you counted me out, and you ’ll sit with me all the way to the pier, you swindler, why are you going to trade him in for a lion, there was a lion sitting in this cage, a lion, rocking the tamer, open it, go ahead, face yourself.
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knit it, knit it, calmly, calmly, pretending, bastard, waiting. let's come closer. come on, valya, try to tie him like a muzzle. try it yourself,
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you see, he listens, quietly, quietly, don’t breathe on him, he can smell it. oh, comrades, guys, we need to change the shoulder, quietly. quiet! drop your weapon, be a man, freeze, where are you... climbing, stand up,
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it’s busy here, quiet, you, busy, here, busy, comrade, what are you doing, what about me, getting out? but the tamer, well, like a brother, didn’t go wild, you won’t bite, be brave, calmly, boldly go, calmly, don’t give a name come on, he’ll wake up, oh, how glad i am that you’re feeling better, maybe you’re already able to go yourself, huh? and no one asked you to carry me.

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