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tv   Limitchitsi  RUSSIA1  July 5, 2024 9:20pm-10:26pm MSK

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yes, our nature is remarkable. iv stegneev, semyon semyonovich. commandant, teacher, very nice. nadezhda, you are receiving guests in a cramped room, so i am nadezhda. please, comrade zbruev. thank you. our hostel is purely for women, this is a corridor, a service room, a shower room, a temporary phenomenon, in a year a men's bathhouse will be built in our city, the funds are released, karavaychuk, take karavaychuk, the same time phenomenon, in a month he gets an apartment, you. yes, nadezhda,
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please, here are magazines, newspapers, chess, just it’s another matter, talk, everywhere in life, i invite you to a housewarming party today. that the head of the family, you say, why did she move, what does she need, she wants ivan for herself, lenichtsy, on monday on rtr, you watch 100 to one, what is our task, open the whole board, we can handle it, if you ask, then with the lining, last name what character?
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igor konstantinovich, yes, and you, and i’m your daughter, you take me for a fool, well , honestly, look at the weekend, here, quietly, quietly.
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i need to know who i'm dealing with, who sent you? before my mother died, she told me about you, and i, fool, decided to see you, so now your daughter will live in our house, we are of the same blood, you and i, you have a miracle brother, if anything, and you have a miracle sister, give this girl money and that’s enough, i know that she’s my daughter, she has... no one but me, it seems to me that i’ve fallen in love, and i love, dad, you know, i don’t love like a sister, swing, on saturday on rtr , well, let's start, i don't know how, but what can i do, the main thing is to know the pieces, this one...
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in sharp rook endings it is of extreme importance, but how many kilometers did you travel here? 700, uh, 732, so you wrote about how you were standing at your post and thinking about distant friends and girlfriends, you were very cold then. service, and
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if you remember my letters, it means that they kind of touched you, did not leave you, as they say, equally. what, why don't we play? and he thinks, oil cans, time, now i’m leaving, he seemed to himself, he was the same maple, only not fallen, all green,
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he seemed to himself the same maple, only not fallen, all green, and having lost his modesty, gone dark. .. affection, like a stranger’s wife, time, hope, stop, go to sleep. and where to?
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i'm breaking it. okay, thank you, kostya, you weren’t offended, why? and because semyon locked you up? why, i understand, the hostel is purely for women, you feel comfortable there, i feel good, what a night it is... i even have such a special feeling, i wish i could take it, spread my wings and fly, do you want me to jump over to you so as not to you have to, you’ll crash, then i have to get up early tomorrow, it’s time!
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soldier, raise your legs, uh-huh, did you get wounded
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or something? well, i stumbled during maneuvers and lost weight. excuse me, please, do you know where airport street is? sorry, madam, what are you doing? “i apologize, hello, comrade drozdova, hello, sbruev, my
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last name, if you remember, i am in friendly correspondence with you, and you answered me one more time, and i sent you mine, my cover, and a skilled warrior, yes, you are there something else about the blizzard? "they said, that's right, well, come on in, now, being on my way to the capital, i arrived in person, so to speak, being your admirer, admirer, admirers, from - comrades in the service to testify, you know that you are still in go through this room and i'll be there soon
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i'll be free, lord, aren't you bored there? no.
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just a second, i’m still going to finish her off, why is there a hole for a nail, well, you’re complicating it, let me, try, let me have a hammer, no, not this one, thank you, let’s take a nail from... excuse me, it’s a major one, please, let
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’s resist elbow, that’s all, thank you very much, so, oh, no, what are you saying, i’ll bring it now, huh? here, this little thing, it’s very cute, and the wall can be repaired, right? yes, of course, let's talk, so, being an admirer of your talent, or i i already said this, they said it, sorry.
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excuse me, please, but could you put a shower in my bathroom? shower, shower, bath, of course, with pleasure, please, really, oh, how good, otherwise you know, i was in buenos aires, the plumber came without me, yes, it’s difficult in latin america now. they overthrew president bilaud, and rightly so, please support him, perpendicularly, he promised to nationalize the company, he promised, he didn’t, actually on the other hand, of course, and you are kostya, and you are kostya, where are you from, yes, from one locality, from which? yes, it’s even
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strange, people live there like people, it’s called unyaeva, what? “gunyaeva, you see, you ’re laughing, but no, why, in our village there are a lot of bad guys, and you’re not from the village, my mother lives there now, now everything will be completely fine, thank you very much, bone, i’m not really i know what i would do without you, but what about you, i don’t think it’s shameful at all to help my wife, drive a nail in there or install a shower”? and you are kostya’s wife? no, i just have such beliefs, so, this thing let me go, keep this one away from you, be careful, we’re doing a test, no,
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what time is it 16:10 moscow, i have five meetings with the audience, but what can i do, but it was a hairstyle, honestly, i’m not a girl, an unfamiliar system , but in general, to be honest, it might be even better for you, but the iron, the iron, no, turn on the iron. behind the suitcase, yeah, where to put it, socket under the bed, uh-huh, call a taxi, yeah, taxi, no, by phone, 229 400, yeah, don't worry, we'll be in time, unfamiliar system, such a thing,
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hello, me please taxi, airport 7, hurry up, hurry up, who's talking, actress droznov says, the iron is hot, yeah, partly, drag it here, yeah, iron, i don't understand, otherwise they won't dry, iron, what to put it on, wool or shock, synthetics , synthetics, and a special edition of the program hello andrey, dedicated to the fiftieth anniversary of the baikal amur mainline.
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“your guy said that he was joking now or hasn’t received a diamond for a long time, she tells everyone, you’re like her boyfriend, she’s going to marry you, what’s the matter, that ugly woman spread a rumor that i’m marrying her, it’s not too far off, i’m with such i’ll sleep with a fearful woman only for a million, why are you withdrawing all the money, and what you buy for plastic surgery won’t be enough, if happiness is impossible, yes...” yes, maybe it’s worth stealing it, let’s go, i don’t understand where, where are you going kina mountains, or are you a man not responsible for your words? ugly love, today on rtr
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, fish big or small, well, in general, you chose the right place, have you ever wondered why people count proteins, fats, carbohydrates? my question begins: can delicious be useful? i try, the level of inflammation decreases, the pain decreases, can useful things be pleasant, science fiction, can scientific things be understandable, and you make a wish, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, again, yes, everyone.
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it is especially well shown how you wait for the geologist pavel, how many 3 years, but no, it seems like
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two, well, it doesn’t matter, so what if he’s a simple guy, remember, princess mary’s liver also said that it beats even under a gray soldier’s overcoat noble heart, in general in life you probably don’t go to the movies with your girlfriend or boyfriend? is it to the cinema house? is it just that more and more people are respectable? yes, there is definitely little joy with old people. as the writer hugo said, it is thinking and falling apart. for example, with makhtunovsky in that film, he is of course a respectable candidate with a volga, when he tells you that you need to live for yourself, remember , in a restaurant, and you slap him in the face, and rightly so, i really like such girls. with feminine pride and deep, thank you, kostya, i’m very touched, well, here’s another tease, comrade,
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why are you stuck, an ordinary person, soviet, only handsome, sorry, hello, thank you very much, thank you , thank you, well, what, i’m not late, well, we’ve been waiting for a long time, oh, so many people, hello, hello! please take it, this is yours, thank you, and this is yours, yes, thank you, please, what should i write for you, some flowers, take some flowers, thank you very much,
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the age of space discoveries, reach the star with your hand, brothers to the stars, write to me.
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oh look, take a picture of that. all right, that's right. very good. let's go inside. all right, in there is the best place, right there. oh, look, the monks, take a picture. that's lovely. why don't you take a picture of the church with me outside? fine, stand there, right there, to the right, please.
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good, that's right, oh hello, friend, come here, come here, remember moscow.
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i’m a recluse, the girls tell me, roma, you ’re always at home, you’re ruining your youth, but i like it, i listen to the radio, embroider, read fiction, although this year i only read six books, you know, the flu epidemic, all the nurses in the hospital, yes in the hospital, tell me, konstantin, are you a romantic, i, of course, am a romantic, and you, i’m terrible, you know, “i dream all the time, i dream, tell me, you want to fly far, far away, it happens, it happens, even often, what happened, nothing, maybe we’ll go in
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and laugh , no, kostya, here people are distorted, we will go where it is meaningful, question five, why are the red gates in moscow called red, we all think, konstantin, you know, red means beautiful, right, comrade, konstantin, that’s not all the question is: who, where and under what circumstances exclaimed with such fellows? and retreat! konstantin! kutuz has wandered in battle! comrade is on top again, we can only envy his girlfriend! now let's get to the art! who is this? what films did she
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star in? kostya, you haven’t eaten enough porridge, kostya! you snot, shut up, kostya, well, yes, it’s a boring event! so you don’t like ice cream, please mirror, what do you like? i love everything, potatoes, porridge, but they say i should drink vodka before eating, okay? bad, no, i don’t mind a drink, but if my husband came home drunk, i would kill him on the spot, he missed,
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do you have a good vestibular apparatus? and i’m feeling a bit dizzy, excuse me, uh-huh, konstantin, i trust you, now we’ll go to my house and drink tea, you’re welcome, please, be bold. aunt pasha, aunt pasha, yes, can we come to you, this is us, meet me, this is kostya, it’s very nice, well, we’re off, marta
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mikhailovna, marta mikhailovna, can i come to you, yes, yes, now, just a minute, meet me, this kostya, it’s very nice, look what a guy, well... you can see the room is small, but bright, it’s warm in winter, you can see the decor is modest, i’m not a slave, i think it’s better to buy gradually, but more expensively, and... don’t argue, it’s delicious, i cooked it myself, i’m a good cook myself, i know how to cook various dietary dishes, the pancakes are delicious, you have a specialty, i have a driver’s license,
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a specialty in short supply, in our hospital, for example, we need an ambulance driver with a salary of 120 rubles, if we also assume that the wife has 80, then you can live, oh, come on, is it really possible, is it really possible to smoke in the room, it wasn’t enough you and i can also breathe co2, for the meeting.
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sorry, who? and so they write to a man transplanted a woman's heart, so what? he lived for 3 days, died, of course, i still believe in success, not today, then tomorrow, science is moving forward, here is a computer
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that solves the most delicate issues, i was recently in romania, where they take the data of grooms, data of brides, pawn to the car, if the punch cards match, please, to the wedding palace, but what about love? well, sometimes circumstances are pressing, there’s no time for it, a diplomat, say, can’t live without a wife, a clergyman too, and you’re a diplomat, no, i... “clergyman, that means you definitely need to get married, so imagine, i need to graduate from seminary, i can be assigned to a good parish. but they don’t let a single person, ossified tradition, there
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is a candidate for you, he will be a priest, he lives just opposite the monastery, he is economical, clean, there are external characteristics, look, it’s not good to laugh at the feelings of believers, young man, you have your own traditions, we have ours , i’m serious, but what about morality, it’s ironclad. allow
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me to look again, please, thank you, this is the gender, clergyman, yes, this is a title or position, well, if without a parish, then one thing rank, and what rank, if you translate it into the army, well, how can i tell you, approximately captain, let's go there, with the flow. what if the marshal is transported? well, this is a brother, what’s the last name? they are not allowed a surname. well, yes, you are separated from the state, you have yours, we have ours. listen, okay, by your rank you are supposed to look for a bride, but where am i going, fool? voluntarily, but don’t meddle, if possible, and i won’t meddle, and don’t meddle, and i won’t meddle, and don’t meddle, listen. take them all, i give them, is it convenient, convenient, are you for peace, for peace,
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look, oh, i know this one, but he can’t know her, khabarovsk region, the village of kresty, look, what a girl, beauty, public figure, verkhnegorsk, youth construction, oh, this doesn’t suit us, there ’s no parish there, eh, you, materialist, what does this have to do with the parish. here are the people, and you are building something here or erecting something, don’t be upset, but who are we, do n’t be upset, adventurers, don’t be upset , that’s it, i’m done, where they go, there i go too, be happy, well, ciao, say goodbye to them there, clergyman, yes. guys, where are we going?
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don't you know where we're going? verkhnegor, they are widening, it means fate, right.
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fratzi, asia, already azi, kabibulya, don’t be distracted, naka, karaganda, for the third time you say, kustanay, bright, that, new york, new york, and york is just york, oh well, there’s no such city, no , the center of the textile industry, 20 thousand population located in the central russian upland, astbruev, where do you know everything, orlov, kurbsk, maybe you can say kiev?
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khabibulin, your turn is now on v. i know this, verkhnegorsk. construction site of republican significance. since march of the year before last it was announced shock youth. commissioning date : third quarter of this year. along the line, along the line of everyday life. urban houses , gas, bath, everything is like in the capital. construction is being completed. a cinema with 800 seats, and of course, nurseries, kindergartens and so on, well, and fairies, and there are beautiful girls here, platoon, wait, listen, brotherhood, i’m now scouting everything out, and you’re here a little, wait,
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accept the team of eagles, who authorized you in the first place, come on, don’t be timid, discipline, sorry, comrades, where are you is there a youth sector here? you go to the left, there are the first two. thank you. who do you want, comrade? yes, in general, galina is falling leaves, it doesn’t matter, i am falling leaves, but falling leaves, yes, who
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is in the photo, in which photo, yes zbruev, me, kostya! you recognize the harness, i recognize you, sit down, i will sit down, i will sit down, i have not mobilized, i have come at your disposal, so to speak, to establish personal contacts, otherwise, let’s say, a photo, does it give an idea about a person, a photo, no, it doesn’t, but well well, let’s assume that there is personal contact...
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that’s what i’m saying, i’m more by letter, to you personally, what is it? well, i thought that we would share, talk about everything, for sure, i’ll just figure it out, business, business, business, business, well, off i go, yeah, go, i’m leaving, go. i’m leaving, i’m leaving, zbroev, oh, excuse me, galya, i’ll call my heart, by the call
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of duty, i brought 40 more people, so what right away? from monday on rtr, the floor is shaking, the hay is shaking! big changes have come, in the new season with a new renovation, with a slight movement of the hand, we
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are making three different functional zones from this room, absolutely without any glamor, ideas they are overflowing, we want to turn the radiator into an art object, there will be plenty of surprises and a lot of work, plans are turning into projects before our eyes, i adore plants, i am generally a plant maniac. real stone flowers will soon bloom in the living room of our heroes, after dismantling much will become clear, and dreams become reality, as you look, let them into your home, big changes, every sunday on rtr, igor konstantinovich, yes, and you, and i am your daughter, you? you don’t take me for a fool, well, honestly, let’s look at the weekend,
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come here, help me, i need to know who i’m dealing with, who sent you? before my mother died, my mother told me about you, and i foolishly decided to see you. so now your daughter will live in our house? we are of the same blood, you and i. miracle brother, if anything, you have a miracle sister, give this girl money and that’s enough, i know that she is my daughter, she has no one but me, i think i’ve fallen in love, and i love dads, you know, i love you not like a sister, swing, on saturday on rtr.
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reasonable, comrade, you don’t know where galina listopad lives, here’s the second window, on the right. thank you, galya, galya, it’s me, zbroev, good evening, zbroev, i’ve settled the guys, everything is fine, they’re sleeping, maybe we’ll go for a walk around the off-duty situation, the night is very warm, i can’t, i still have to write a report, good night, good night, good night, khabibulin, khabibulin,
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wake up, khabibulin, excuse me, tell me what type of woman you like, to cook pilaf well and... "sorry, orlov, please pretend, listen,
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orlov, you read, outcast, right, he says there, if grief and misfortune last too long, then happiness is just around the corner, only now he needs to be killed. and the eagle, rise, drink it down, well, to hell with you, and so the light didn’t rise at dawn, don’t hang your head on the eagles, we only dream of peace, stop! comrade leaf fall, comrade leaf fall, what happened,
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we are ready to explore uninhabited spaces in siberia. so today is a day off, and why should a soldier rest, right, well, if you are such enthusiasts, we will organize a sunday to clean up the territory, clearly, and you will be there, just eat, platoon at a walk, march, see you soon.
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scientific organization of work, music, music, improves mood, increases the mood.
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orlov, take care of the garbage, why did you even give up your command, you, by the way, are a nefr, and i am a sergeant, by the way, by the way, you are a former sergeant, and you are a former corporal, hey, guys, guys, they don’t quarrel at our youth construction site, orakcheev, undisciplined person. what's the matter, it's time for lunch, otherwise here someone is deciding their personal issues behind the back of the hungry team, who is this someone, yes, someone, personal, yes, yes, personal,
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marching step by step for the sausage. you are a wingless eagle man.
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thank you. khabibulin. khabibulin. is orlov here? here? no, with me. please, please sit down. hope you are comfortable. now we 'll order something. glad, very glad. everything is fine.
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i fed the guys, they’re sleeping, that’s all, the tunic is torn, i need to sew it up. “listen, soldier, why don’t you give my wife peace, day or night? kolya, meet him, he’s off duty, he’s from the subbotnik, whose wife, my wife, well, well , wait, wait, wait, wait, but why did she write, if the wife who wrote was a feeling, a cul, i’m a decider?” "i don’t understand anything, maybe this is youth correspondence through contacts with the army? now we ’ll figure it out, since it’s through contacts, that means there should be copies. is zbruev s or z? z.
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zaks, settling the harnesses. well, where is that feeling, that dear distant soldier, so what, well then or not, what is this, how does it serve you, who do you make friends with, what do you dream about in your sleep, so what, well, what if a person rewrites poetry, he expresses special feelings, that’s all. here about feeling, everything, without evidence, comrade zbroev, by the way, the letters were written by perepelkina, and i i just signed it, you see, this is the boss’s work, it’s clear to you, work, you understand, here is
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your portrait, business, you understand, maybe you should go to perebelkina, i don’t need perebelkina. the cherished porch is waiting for us, a young stranger, oh, a stranger from the face,
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just like her mother-in-law, genius with pure paint. maybe he’s in mytishchi, oh, maybe there are crosses in the village, listen, comrade, give me a ride to olenyovo, and i’ll give you a belt, an excellent belt, leather, but it’s a government belt, i’m demobilized, or maybe a dessert, there is money from demobilized people, right? i had money, i had it too, that’s how it turned out, you know, there’s not a damn thing left, i spent it all, where did i spend it? for the construction of the verkhnegorsk plant, but wait a minute, i’ll explain,
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go!
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yours went that he was joking now or hasn’t received a diamond for a long time, she tells everyone, you’re like her boyfriend, she’s going to marry you. what’s the matter, this ugly woman dismissed the servants, that i ’ll marry her, but i won’t get rid of regna, i ’ll sleep with such a fearful woman only for a million, why are you withdrawing all the money, huh? if happiness i can’t wait, maybe we should steal it, let’s go, i don’t understand where, yes, where are the movie mountains, you’re a man, you’re not responsible for your words, ugly love, today on rtr.
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you don’t need to make an appointment with him, it’s a joke, he will come to your house himself, we start, he will always help, we will train, how to walk on ice correctly, he will always tell you how to increase low blood pressure, how an air freshener can lead to asthma, how to take medicine correctly, will always support. a bowl of macaroni and cheese, a pot of dumplings or a frying pan of fried potatoes for lard, drink yourself to death, this is how a child sleeps, but i don’t advise you to do this, a doctor you can trust 100%. you will be happy, well, i can’t guarantee happiness, but your health will definitely improve,
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