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tv   Khudozhnik  RUSSIA1  July 10, 2024 1:00pm-2:01pm MSK

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oh, my god, oh, look, maybe i should call an ambulance? yes, which ambulance? drunk, probably, or
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a drug addict, let's go, let's go, girl, are you all right? yes, i feel very good, crazy woman. yes, yes, yes, so that's what i was talking about. lord, how long will they roll him? no criminal record, plus age, a good lawyer will bargain, and you know why all this, because inside each of us sits... a distant ancestor,
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an arangutan, and it is unclear at what moment he will force you to grab a combat regiment, when my ancestor sits herself the bottom branch is why? women don’t love me, women love alpha samtsov, and raya, and my wife sent me a letter today, wow, romantic, a statement of consent to divorce, unromantic, wow. life
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is such a short and ridiculous thing, a few seconds and you are a vegetable, and they may not give you another chance, there is no point in wasting time on those who don’t love us. oh, that's it, i'll call you a taxi, where are you going? and i, i’m on foot, i need to go see a little man.
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paradise, you are sleeping, which is not bad, but i think i had activated charcoal, m... i feel very bad in my soul, please hug me, vladimir petrovich, i am so, so.
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back minuno. i’m from friends, i’m wildly sorry, but i’m coming to you
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on a recommendation. khristyukov! hello, i woke up, it’s far from here, i don’t have any hangover,
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raya, i didn’t expect it from you, fox, what are you doing,
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what happened, what? and tell me what to say, you’re not ashamed to take away other people’s husbands, i’m like we we... it’s interesting, who authorized you to inspect my personal life, and your personal life, and my life is about a diet, moreover, that he disappears at work, now he can’t spend the night at all who comes? uh-huh, he worked too hard, he stayed with a friend, and the slim-lipstick himself has lipstick on his shirt, petrov, and who am i talking about, is he at your place this night? was, but in general, you have no conscience,
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how can i be useful, but where is petrov? i don't know, i didn't take it. is this tupolev building eight? building one building 8 around the corner. excuse me, i’m your new police officer, a local police officer, and i haven’t quite gotten the hang of it yet. you feel good, your head hurts a little. just a second. cetromon, you really need this now, maybe you can come in, i give an excellent massage, sorry, i’m not in the service
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i can, thank you for the pill, i am in your debt, i will remember. all the best. another smaller crossbow was found loaded under the bed, so who allowed strangers into the crime scene, a stranger, you invited me yourself, when , like in the morning, i was ironing your shoelaces, and you persuaded me, there was no one. “yes, your wife is sure that it happened, we’ll go out, and you sit, and you here, come
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here, what did leskina say, don’t shake, nothing yet, did you stun me into your rool, interfere with it, it’s giving me, it wasn’t no revelry, fell asleep in the car, had no strength get up, i knew that he wouldn’t believe it, so i collected it, and did you have any lipsticks?” “that you can check the kodrovichka’s anniversary, here’s a woman, yes, they’re talking about you, about the angels, that the fox was really freaking out, when you come home, you’ll find out, listen, pasha the duty officer said that you caught a killer, a real one, i’ll tear off your tongue, what kind of killer, a minibus driver, they’ll buy weapons, we’ll find out who they killed, but who would know, there are no documents? the owner is silent, he has cameras everywhere , all approaches to the apartment are visible, and the spy, the real one, go,
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go, paradise, go, go, come on, come on, come on, oh, ra, it's you, hello, uh-huh, hello, petrov you... i'm looking around, it's time for me, i wanted to apologize for my unworthy behavior, it seems like yesterday i i've had too much alcohol, i don't think you should know, i don't usually do this, i don't make love without a serious relationship, what, what not... i agree, the word love is inappropriate here, oh, i don't know,
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what can i say, now that’s it, that’s all, you have to get married.
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please pay attention for a minute, this is lyusya, hello, she will work with us laboratory assistant on saturday. why should i thank god, who sent you to me, well, you’re just a miracle, maybe you’ll start sleeping with her so that she can do all the work for you, why are you pissing me off, boss, but you just don’t see a person in me, a man, if you want to make a discovery, well, you can’t, you can’t waste your life on test tubes alone, the main thing is not to make mistakes in the calculations, all this time we have been together and will be together, and he will marry me, you understand, laboratory assistant, on saturday at rtr.
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"i want to eat minogo, i'm a good cook, but i don't delicious, you stabbed me without a fork, said, gently, well, take my heavy bags, instead of beer, i suddenly switched to kefir, through the lobby with songs, magicians, a ball, a parade of humor, on sunday on rtr. look, love is when you look in one direction, look, look, look, you want to look, look, let's look, look, well, look at the screen, look at me, listen, look, look, agreement, sign, we sign at the same time one, two, three,
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sign up, look, look, maybe we’ll go come to me, just watch a movie. honored artist of russia, tatyana vedeneeva, who barely appeared on the screen, she was absolutely unlike anyone else, good evening, hello, they said that gorbachev’s special disposition after the start of perestroika contributed to the fact that in the mid-eighties she was almost an ambassador of soviet television in the west, her personal life is under lock and key, but today for the first time tatyana vedeneeva opens the doors of the holy of holies of malakhov today on rtr. "chaikin, i 'm telling you, maybe you were afraid of him, well, he after all, he somehow threatened you, otherwise why all these cameras, in this case your actions can be interpreted as self-defense, well, at
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least there will be mitigation. well , at least give me some clue, dear man, we still don’t know a damn thing about your guest, i mean, but now i ’m telling you, don’t get involved in this matter, otherwise they won’t feel sorry for you, what who me? regrets, other taxi drivers, no, these guys also wear uniforms, they just don’t like to joke, that’s it, goddess, you don’t have to wash your hair for a week, thank you,
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rayechka, not only wash, but also unbraid nothing i won’t, thank you, beauty! when you tell them that, well, nothing happened, kostyukov, let him suffer, i want to see how in such a situation an intellectual differs from others. so what happened? oh, vikul, there was a song like when i was 16 at school,
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what’s this time? i haven’t stolen other people’s husbands in the last 2 hours. hey lizon. what are you doing? paradise, i'm sorry, i shouldn't have attacked you. oh well, that’s how it is. well, i screwed it up, it happens. yes, your petrov is up to his neck in work. and walking to the left is a separate task. yeah, apparently he's succeeding. here. found it in his car when i searched in the back seat, and what the heck, it’s a woman’s bracelet. costume jewelry, but not exactly cheap, no, not mine, anyone could
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have dropped it, and if not, i’ll ask him, he ’ll lie, because it’s better to hide, or i’ll ask, it’s not him, and he’ll be offended, or ask, uh , no, i... my personal problems are higher than the attic, i still haven’t had enough of yours, i don’t know, it seems like everything was examined last time, there must be something, psychos like to leave hiding places, paradise told me everything, you’re sorry that i set you up, i didn’t think it would turn out this way, so... oh, gossip girl, you’re here absolutely nothing to do with it, i settled there myself, got drunk myself, and entered into a relationship. wait, did you
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sleep with raya? so you just did. what are you talking about, but i lied to the foxes, said that i stayed overnight at your place, but she missed it, you ’re at my place, oh well, forget it, did you fucking sleep with her, so what, how is she there, what should i do now? you will, i don’t know, when i don’t know, “i’m trying to do the right thing,
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yes, yes, yes, the drawing, the body, it looks more like a flying saucer, look.” the seagulls were drawn, so it was our taxi driver, he, he ’s a killer, he’s also a designer, it’s necessary to show the specialists if she really is a spy, but what, no matter, shake yourself up, think of an idea, shoot. “it’s okay, aunt raya knows 21 ways to bring a man to clean water, and
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you know that sooner or later one of them will definitely work, don’t get on your nerves, baby, what kind of kids do you have, get busy, are you suggesting that we just close everything eyes?" “you’re a wife, aliska, stand on the shore and watch the chips float past, no, i can’t do that, but what about pride, living in suspicion, so i’m the same fool, for sure, the cards are good, with this bracelet, what should i do, oh, comb your hair, normal makeup, manicure, yes. i don’t have time for makeup and manicure, but you have time to hug your husband and kiss him, when was the last time you kissed your vitechka, pull yourself together, by the way,
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you can sign up for fitness, i’m fat, right? wrapped up and your petrov is the same, plows for 20 hours, comes home, and there you are , fat, without a manicure, tired, unkind, get it together, mother, the expert called, on chaikin’s drawings, mostly nonsense, but somehow strange- it's nonsense, or your expert no good, if chaykin is really a spy, then his victim is spy number two, a spy. well, i don’t know what the victim has to do with
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intelligence, but... well, definitely not a super agent, overweight, short of breath, worked like a cobbler, or maybe he was doing analytical work, or recruiting, at the former antonovo plant, there used to be all sorts of defense industry stuff there they did, well, they are now producing milk separators, the pozeruts don’t know this, for the sake of health, what can i say for sure, in the first half of the day? he arrived on the plane, so i found it in my pocket shirts, packaging from a wet wipe, maybe old, maybe not, traces of impregnation on the face are fresh, swelling on the legs, flew in about four hours, no big deal, and then before us, a couple of hours by car, options with rice, as many options as you want, you need to show these photos are in
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the linear department. will they suddenly recognize you? it’s a weak clue, of course, but there’s no other one, egorka, look what i have, these candies are not just candies, they’re magical, whoever eats them won’t be afraid of anything, and they grow aunt paradise in a pot at home, here you are and chew on it for now. and i i’ll stroke your head with a comb, yes, yes, and if you don’t listen, i ’ll turn you in to the policeman, grandma, you go, take a walk for now, there’s no point in spoiling our communication here, yegorushka, well, hello, hello, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you saying, i won’t give you to anyone, but you’re my golden one, let’s go. let's go,
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let's go, let's go, give me a pen, let's go, raya, now it's 5:7, if you're done, then we can go home together, yeah, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
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vladimir petrovich, well, you’re scaring me, something happened to you, raya, i thought about your in other words, i can’t get married yet. if only because i’m not divorced yet, my wife sent me, don’t worry, i’m not in a hurry, thank you, but in the meantime i’m asking for official permission to look after you, so why not allow it, look after you.
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the refrigerator is knocking again, it’s an infection, i need to call a repairman, i can ask dez, but according to the ad, dez only recruits crooked people. you need to look for a company, well, yes, probably the company will be better, but what’s new at your work? oh, what's new, they brought defective paint again, you bastards, although it could be a fixative
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guilty. and how is it with this spy, the identity of the victim has not yet been established, where he came from, how he got into the house, chaykin deleted the recording from the cameras, intelligence is thinking, i don’t know what kind of spy can meet halfway by drinking a bottle of vodka, only not ours, by the way, but if he was from a local town, he could drink in a restaurant, but what did he eat? here's an examination of the stomach contents, rice, meat, quince, quince, it looks like pilaf, pilaf, so this is an uzbek restaurant, fifteen minutes from here, hello,
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you see, we need to check something. yes, it’s him, he was in our restaurant, alone? no, with him there were also three men, how they behaved, they usually sat, drank, smoked a hookah, i remembered him because he gave me good tips, took money out of my wallet, uh-huh, yes, he also had a mobile phone, he... i called him somewhere, after that i immediately asked for the bill, got into a taxi and left, uh-huh, thanks for your cooperation, thank you, i talked to the drivers in the parking lot to see if he was free,
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thank you, wait, yes, who are you, i’m a waiter from ubechka, i questioned him, i'm free, thank you. our guy left in the car of the lured bomb, he didn’t show up today, mark’s number yes, if he got to chaikin’s house, paid, then the wallet could have remained in the car, okay, we’ll sort this out tomorrow, you ’ll be on your way soon, let’s go to me.
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i didn’t beat him off, my darling, how wonderful you are, you are my best, yes, yes, give me crazy, my, my, my, my, home, let’s go, the children are alone, yes. here we have, for example, the point of longevity, i got up in the morning, drank some water and massaged it for about 10 minutes, like this, oh, vikul, i don’t believe in the chinese, they don’t shake their nerves like that, girls,
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hello, i won’t make it home in time , run, so what kostyukov, listen, well, i don’t know how he even got married with such courtship, everything is polite, cultural, distance. nerskaya gave me a feather this morning, a feather from a pillow, or what? why from the pillow, and found the window sills, i tell him, don’t pick up the infection, and he told me, it’s three-colored, happiness, if you continue to fool him, you’ll be offended, yes, i would be offended, i’ll say, i promised him a tour of the area today, yeah, i’ll say on it, well, should we take the nylon tracks for the summer? no, well, listen, raika, by the way, i yesterday i went to the taxi park, i also have clients there, in short, there is lyuba the dispatcher there, so she knew for a long time that your spy is a spy, yeah, listen, but lyuba doesn’t want to
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get a manicure or a haircut at the expense of the establishment, raya, well bye lariska is gone, yeah, i’m happier than anyone.
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slavic bazaar - opening ceremony on friday on rtr, great man, we have to go on friday. you thought well, you don’t have a job, you don’t have a place to live, you don’t have anything. dmitry, natalya, so you need a nurse, i’m completely your candidacy suits me, but i'm not sure whether it will suit my father. he said that he would only accept help from a loved one. from a fictitious wash. where did you two meet? stop putting pressure on my girlfriend, real love is just one kiss away. who taught you to kiss like that? come on, kiss for real. well, this is a completely different matter. natasha, i love you, find yourself another fool, her wedding is in 3 days, but in 3
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days you know how much business you can do, you need a bride with accommodation, on friday on rtr, there are places that fascinate, because that they are part of the cultural code, because they have power, beauty and history, conquer, the squad is ready, explore, you already understand what the vietnamese’s favorite means of transportation is, there are 10 million moped drivers, try it out, oh, your eyes run wide, how everything is delicious, as my mother says, it’s mind blowing, this world is worth seeing, a snake charmer is the most ancient profession. in india, they say, a correctly made bukhara knife
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became a real amulet for its owner, secretly to the whole world, on saturday rtr, you are waiting for me, ilya sergeevich, lyusya palekarpova semyonovna. well, semyonovna, let's go to the laboratory, the laboratory assistant is on saturday at rtr. i drove a lot of people that day, that i have to remember everyone, you definitely remember this one, he sat down at the barbecue at 4:00 in the morning, and he had a wallet and a mobile phone with him, when he came out they were no longer there.
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well, we’ve found out everything, about your friend makovkin from tomsk and everything else, sergei leonidovich, i somehow like you, i want to give you an opportunity, the last opportunity. confess everything, you know, and you
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i also find something attractive, are you married? yes, but there are children, two, and what does that have to do with it? and how old are you? 38, still young. you should live and live , but the man on duty is still silent. it would be better to remain silent, as soon as he opens his mouth, you know what he starts to think about, about torture during interrogations, you ’re not going to him, i’m him, he’s the one who drinks a liter of blood from me every time,
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i went through his entire biography piece by piece, nothing like that, just in 10 years , i changed jobs seven times, watchman. who knows what these crusaders have in their heads, they found a makovkina on the tomsk river, they made request dear, on the third date chaikin invited me to the cinema, we were standing there getting tickets, then some guy came up, was delighted with chaikin, remember, he said, we worked together in the company, and he turned pale without shaking, they wouldn’t work with you,
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you misrepresented yourself, grabbed me by the hand and dragged me out into the street, but you don’t remember what that company was called, i remember everything, 10 years ago, by the way, there’s no line about this in the chaikino labor report, so thank you, and what kind of secret companies are these? ? declared type of activity engineering development, covered less than a year later, there were many complaints,
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the owner is now managing the office center, we need to get away with kostyukov, no, he has already left, are you today? it’s like you’re going on a date, let’s go, raya, don’t hurt my little drag, okay, he’s a mammoth, he’ll go extinct.
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well, here i come. i see, but i thought we ’d ride bikes, see the area, wow, it’s fun, no, i don’t like it, any fool can look at the area, so the area can look at you, yeah, hello,
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but he designed it, in my opinion, the distribution system of the wreath, or the gearbox of a motor cultivator, yeah, seeder, winnowing fans with vertical take-off, do you suspect me of something specifically, not yet, well then i can’t tell you more, i’m sorry, paradise, do you know who stayed in this house? in this for almost everyone, on the second floor in the tenth apartment, there’s a guy with a hangover, he’s been hanging out of the window all the time, so his wife already knows his business. i handcuffed him to the radiator and went to work, they gave me heating, it’s good that he woke up and started yelling,
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it’s amazing, you know the area solely from reports of incidents, otherwise well, i grew up on my dad’s property, you sit there, warming your ears, no, heaven, in this house i lived alone for several weeks with wonderful food, listen, okay, but i’ll tell you later, something in prose, i immediately blurred the map of everyday life, splashing paint from a glass, i showed the slanting cheekbones of the ocean on a dish of jelly, on the scales of a tin fish i read the calls of new lips, and you were able to play a nocturne on the flute of drainpipes, vladimir? “i knew that you would like paradise, you wanted to tell me something,
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yes, you have threads and a needle in your stronghold, and i can ask why, well, women may have their own little secret, now please come out, don’t come in without knocking.” okay, oh, i didn’t even have time to knock, hello, hello, so i decided to come in and see how you’re feeling, thank you, good, well, though, to be honest, i’m talking about the neighbors, if your neighbors bother you, then you just need to write a statement, no, no, they constantly complain about me, supposedly i make loud noise at night, but you don’t make noise. well, sometimes it happens, guests come, well, i don’t know anything like that, no choral singing, sounds
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of natural origin, well, let’s say, but whatever you want from me, if they call you and tell you all sorts of horrors, just call immediately, it will be quiet, oh well, and in general, call, come in, especially if you feel lonely. goodbye, goodbye , beautiful, dad, it’s a pity that you’re a whore, heaven, how can you talk like that about a stranger, well, i’m not judging, it’s also a profession, and now, if you don’t mind going out, please. is it great that you've already had a walk? let's go, there's something to do, wait, you can't go there, it's paradise, well, you give me,
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okay, it’s none of my business, as for makovkin, you know what he was doing, supplying engineering equipment, so that means there is still a connection with chaykin, listen further. from tomsk he came to our glorious plant named after comrade antonov to sign one contract, at the same time suppliers from finland arrived at the same plant, oh, this was just to spy, judging by the printout from makushkin’s mobile phone, half an hour before murder he called one number, which one? “i didn’t call without witnesses, but suddenly it’s really intelligence, prove later that you weren’t recruited, hello,
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hello, and this is district police officer kostyukov speaking, mr. district police officer, i’m glad to hear that you’re already lonely? who is this? one good friend of vladimir petrovich professionally relieves loneliness. yes, he called me, promised to come, but he didn’t come, that’s all. what connected you? mutual acquaintances, but yes, yes, i provide services to wealthy men, i give them attention, they give me gifts, but
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strictly speaking: it’s not prostitution, clearly, goodbye, maybe you’ll stay after all, you you know, i don’t have a gift for you, friendship with you is the best gift, after all, goodbye, chaykin, do you understand that you will convince a random person? “your night guest went to a woman with reduced social responsibility and mixed up the houses, you just want to confuse me, but we ourselves barely got unraveled, it can’t be, i was once engaged in secret
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developments with one.” since then they have been hunting me, a week ago they appeared again, and then this man, the company was called volgaservice, listen, this is just rudeness, pick me up straight from work, unfortunately, the police in this case only act as an intermediary.
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well, i won't bother you. and are you feeling well? is it normal that seizures and fainting occur? i guess not. 10 years ago you owned the volga service company? yes. i didn’t ask the question, excuse me, excuse me, your former subordinate chaikin admitted that he was involved in secret developments that your company sold abroad, now i have a question: do you want to add something to this? yes, it’s just funny, we were driving metal, and we took engineers as cover, they drew some nonsense there, took tasks from
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drawing textbooks, changed the dimensions. yes , it was impossible to install all these gearboxes with collectors on any car, further, and then they came at us, we barely paid off, i can be frank with you, chaikin, he turned out to be principled, he demanded some patents, the guys and i joked , they say , did he know what he was drawing, in fact, who knew that he would be so impressed? go, thank you, thank you, but it’s true that you listen to everyone on the phone, not everyone, only the smart ones, but where
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him, huh? to psychiatrists for an examination, yeah, here's volodya, what did a person's life take, on the other hand, 10 years of thinking that you are a hero of five intelligence services, this is not for you to draw bushings, yes, sorry, i have a meeting with an informant, and you now?
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you are lisa. rest, vladimir petrovich, lie down, lie down! did something happen? well, i don’t even know where to start, so tell me, do you even
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like me, do you like me? that is, you are not for all this, you are a very interesting woman, and a quick-witted comrade, the lack of education is compensated for cleverness, perhaps. the closeness between us has developed, what you just said, lack of education, i said a lot of things there, you won’t deny that your idea of ​​​​life is limited
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to the practical, you just called me a fool, no, you know what, vladimir petrovich, don’t strain to my conscience, there was nothing between us then. but if i had, i certainly wouldn’t have forgotten, so shove your courtship into one unliterary place. tomorrow, she doesn’t remind you of anyone, paradise, that’s for sure. yes, yes, you don’t know how to sculpt, no take it, i may not know how to sculpt from life, but i can handle a dumpling, sasha, i didn’t know, i believe, so i’m kirill, not sasha, do you hear, i removed the hands of one guy, well
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, he could have just forgotten, but about your participation in this operation, we will talk later, raya knows everything, see the continuation tomorrow. hello, on the rossiya vesti tv channel, in the studio of evgeniy rashkov, the main topics for this now, a terrorist attack on the aircraft carrier admiral kuznetsov was prevented, the explosion was prepared by ukrainian intelligence. said the officer who was tried recruit with threats and money. another one. ou! footage of missiles and drones hitting
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