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tv   Khudozhnik  RUSSIA1  July 11, 2024 1:00pm-2:01pm MSK

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listen, about tenderness, about love, and maxim is looking for you, he is no longer maxim, can you imagine that he told me that he doesn’t want this child of mine, doesn’t want to look for other people’s traits in him, and most importantly, as soon as he gives me this he said, they found him right away, but how did you want this child to be an orphan?
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he doesn’t have a life anyway, but an indian movie, i want a child, it will be, it will be, that’s it, look at us, god intended us to be mothers, yes, let’s go, let’s go, my dear, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go. and let’s start again, i’ve only reached the halfway point, seven sweats have already disappeared, well, it’s not scary, let’s do it i’ll give them something else, i don’t even know, they probably don’t need it. “this is probably not mine, i’ll
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live out my life with my own mind, that’s right, but what are you, i see, you’re drawing, the paper of the pestilence, it doesn’t work out, not very well, as if, you know, there’s an eclipse in your head. this is not an eclipse for you, this window is dirty, come on, there are some rags, excuse me , let’s bring them, we’ll wash the windows.
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what are you doing? dirty windows are like a dirty eye. sorry, i’m not inviting you for a visit yet, dashka and i are just doing it today. . we rented the apartment in the morning, it’s still a mess, you understand that in this case there’s already a way back. it won’t, but i don’t need to go back, just forward, thank you, see you tomorrow, see you tomorrow.
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well, well, yes, okay, boris eduardovich, the main thing for me was that everything was depicted so sincerely, and the texture was chosen to be natural, not some kind of anorexic herring. sorry, vika, it won’t be said in front of you, it turned out well, yes, yes, then, maybe for my wild success, but pour boris eduardovich, let’s join the social life, yes, girls, why not, here’s another, really , well, a little, maybe
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that’s the check work, yes, he took it and stopped it for a moment. forever for you, yeah, boris eduardovich, what kind of woman is that, thank you, dear, please hold it. damn, vikul, well , he's smeared all his feng shui, oh, it's not necessary to correct it, no, no, he'll arrive in no time, what kind of kiryusiks have we got here, girls, i haven't been single for a month, you go, you're officially
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a millionaire, yeah no, the kids are training football, but for the rest the girls, believe me, they have suffered, they are good. yes, well, she deserved it, of course, otherwise you’re plowing, plowing in these stores, and here he comes, uh-huh, not only good, but also smart, look how he mastered your car, uh-huh, var, i have a car, an automatic, that he masters it, yes, ladies, good afternoon, hello, well , baby, are you ready, ready, well, great. let's go then, let's go, ladies, all the best, goodbye, why are you, what kind of people are you, but
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they put it up today, they ruined it today, why make such naked statues? this is the bacchante arkhad, a symbol of the sensual feminine principle, i don’t understand, i understand, it’s beautiful, i tell boris, where do you live, people write, write in the park, and you undressed a woman in front of them, this what a boris, well, this one, who sculpted a woman, a sculptor. harhat, she doesn’t remind you of anyone, mom, she’s alive, thank god,
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heaven, wash off the paint quickly, what kind of paint is that, we’ve painted it a hundred times, hey, how are you? i went to tver on the way back, into the river from the bridge, so are you
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upset about simka’s wedding, or what? no, what then, is it just that her fiancé is my fiancé? sasha, well , maybe it seemed like paradise, well, i didn’t chuck it, paradise, no, well, it’s as if she waited, the monument was erected during her lifetime, people know how to look after art, such a move is horseradish. you’ll outdo you, but i’m not going to outdo anyone, but i’m actually not talking about you, wow, i’m actually talking about my saleswoman, she goes to this club from wednesday to sunday, like going to work, every evening, and her friends are there too, they they sleep some more, and then they dance like crazy until 4
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in the morning, and what are you doing there? and i’m sitting there, everyone thinks that i’m a security guard, do you know the last time i danced? about 10 years ago i was doing a slow dance with my wife in sochi, now i already have circles in front of my eyes from lack of sleep, and when i was taking care of the disk. i helped her shoes filming, it was so romantic, oh, dasha wears sneakers all the time, jumps in them every night, you, well, don’t go there, i can’t, she’ll think i’m old, old cop, white dance comrades! the ladies invite the cavalier, we look at rtr, the ahdonzhuan
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is unhappy, of course, i feel sorry for his wife gulnarochka, i immediately saw that he is monogamous, sooner or later he will cheat on each other anyway, what have you done, yura, what have you done, fifth blood type, from monday on rtr. we go to the doctor and take up a lot of his time. empty complaints, and we don’t go to the doctor, when we seriously need to go, forewarned is forearmed, any remedy has a downside with the most necessary knowledge , health, we dispel myths, we help to find out the truth, how to act, in order to land well, you need to warm up before that, what to pay attention to? there should be a pill for each risk factor. where to look for help?
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you only need five ingredients that will benefit your entire body. from the onset of the disease to its manifestation it takes two ten years, so the whole family needs to be examined. the most important information from the most competent sources. take care of your complex body. run yourself and stay healthy. about the most important thing - from monday to five. just watch a movie, i said, i want a white cat, here he comes, oh you’re good, he
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loves to grab there, so voice, give me your paw, give me your paw, well done, the stars are ready to do anything for the sake of their beloved pets, where are you flying after the performance in a hurry, i’m telling you everything, guys, i need to feed the hamster, you’re in the circle of friends, in the circle friends, program for the whole family on saturdays. please pay attention for a moment, this is lucy, hello, she will be working for us as a laboratory assistant, on saturday, why should i thank god for sending you to me, well, you’re just a miracle, maybe you’ll start sleeping with her so that she can do all the work for you, what? you call me a jackass, well, you’re the boss, but you just don’t see me as a human being? reason, you want to make a discovery, well, you can’t, you can’t waste your life on just test tubes, the main thing is not
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to make a mistake in the calculations, all this time we have been together and will be together, and he will marry me, you understand, laboratory assistant, on saturday on rtr. “who we are, where we are going, what kind of country we are, what is our value, we have not changed, a russian person remains a russian person, they are not afraid of anything, of course, there is something inside, such a chill, anything can happen, nothing can happen “don’t give up, i’ll still do what i do, the higher the pressure, the stronger the concrete, that’s it, never change yourself, it’s not like every year, the year of the family, i have every minute.” a moment of family cannot be done any other way, now there is a fight for our values, for us,
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for russia, for the russian world, for our past, i understand that such responsibility is on me - this is my path, this is my life, my destiny, life and destiny from monday to friday on prt. yeah, thank you, wow, caviar, cognac, servilatik, are you gathering idly? no, it’s me for dinner, but it’s not all for me, are you feeding the groom? listen, i just didn’t want to talk in front of the girls, he ’s a bit of a mess, it’s like, i got into an accident, from a bridge straight into the river, can you imagine,
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well, it was a long time ago before me, a year ago, i saw it yesterday, now no, so- then everything is fine only... what if this is really the same groom? could he have had an accident and forgotten his name? could in the mexican series. no need, no
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need, this has already happened in our store. i drank for 3 days, and then my own children. did not recognize. raya, i will not test a person without reason. that's a coincidence. this is because you don't believe in miracles. give your tribe here. if you don't know how to sculpt, don't take it on. you know what? i may not be able to sculpt from life, but i can handle a dumpling. old because of you they were late, what is this who is this old corga here you, kirill, me paradise, remember, hairdresser, sima, well, yes, yes, hello, hello, otherwise sima
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said that you had memory loss because of that accident, well, not before that. degree, and i ’m definitely not deaf, yes, oh, how did it happen to you, yes, you know, it happens, rain, speed, dark, i lost control, and it’s good that you managed to get out of the water in time, you fell into the river or something, yes, yes, well, don’t worry, i’m already better, you’re on business, yes, you brought your nephew, there, yeah, he’s blabbering out of nowhere, you’re there for him ask, okay, good, sure, thank you, roma, come on, 10 laps around the stadium,
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run, march, let's work, work. heaven , but it doesn’t happen like that, or it happens, oh, mom, coincidence, genre, of course, coincidence, how can you not check, yes, yes, but how can you check, come up and ask, i’m not my dead fiancé by any chance, heart will tell me that this one seems to be thinner and shorter, although he looks similar, this scar also confuses me, it’s his melody of heaven, that it’s him, he always visited me like that when he was into something, sasha, sasha, you, sasha, it’s you, i didn’t know, i believed,
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so i’m kirill, not sasha, paradise, what ’s going on, sashenko is my husband. so, what is this, i didn’t understand something, take your hands off, please, why are you groping my man, heaven, what is this, simochka, just don’t worry, why shouldn’t i worry, but kirilla, is this, sim, i ’m seeing her for the first time, how come you didn’t recognize me, i’m your bride, and you, sasha, my fiance, do you hear, you took your hands away from him, do you hear me, did you take your hands away from my man? impossible, impossible to even discuss the possibility of this, i am me, kirill mukhin. you see, everything seems to be fine, of course, fine, what are you, my god, my god, for one bad chicken, just don’t
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make an idiot out of me, it’s clear, i lived with this man for more than a year, yes, now he looks different , but it was he, my fiancé, sasha, the builder, who screwed up, well, well, he could have simply forgotten, but we’ll talk about your participation in this operation, citizen recipient, we ’ll talk later. "uzhan, i'm really, really sorry that this happened to your fiancé. i really was in an accident and i had problems with memory, is this true? i know for sure that i have never been a builder. you understand? i want to make sure that my sasha had a birthmark under his heart. stars, like mine, he joked that we were marked from above, but there is no star there, well, no, comrades, let him show them, you are free, thank you, thank you.
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wow, transport, the citizens are not from the poor, they are all on their own, simka, he carried bales from turkey until he opened the first store. zhanka in a heating network, in a leadership position. why are they so obsessed with this football player? what? so what, women in
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more russia? you may be smart, beautiful, wealthy, but not happy. what about the guy? the king also took the moss out of his navel. you have no competition. not from competition, not from development, not from development, khan’s gene pool, i said, i said, why should a woman be divided? farhata, have you seen who is doing this vandalism? well, who painted this? no, it was at night again, normal people sleep at night,
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and they, of course, will search. rayam, hello, hello, can i see you for a minute? paradise, i wouldn’t ask, but i don’t know where else to go, i’ll tell sima, she will start a fight, go to the police, it’s just funny, but... i can’t do this anymore, you understand, what happened, but in general, you started this mess, you are the one to sort it out, zhanna
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is watching me, that i’m going to car, she’s following me, i’m leading a training session, she’s watching, heaven, i’m scared, it’s strange why i keep seeing him everywhere, maybe he just wants to see me, zhanna, stop chasing him, he ’s already afraid of you, okay, you’re right, but the more i follow him. the more i'm convinced it's him. we loved each other, i won't give it up to another woman. zhanul, he’s already with her, but he doesn’t remember you, doesn’t love you, forget about you, but he ’ll remember, the more often he sees you, the faster. what about the birthmark? does the spot migrate? i read it and besides, i have evidence. sasha did not like to be photographed. here we are on vacation in the crowd. i don’t even... i don’t know, you want us to identify the guy by his rear, but why do i see such a resemblance in the face, and the crooked legs,
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the back of the head, again? still tall, but don’t you really recognize your woman from the back? i haven’t put my woman on the wanted list, is it really a year? she has no other photographs left of her relationship, well, she has no other photographs, and zhanka is already on the verge, well, if it’s so important for you, i’ll find out about that accident, vladimir petrovich, it’s so important, oh! “if these brides kill each other, i won’t forgive you, okay, i’ll kill this construction football player, but only tomorrow, now i’ll get some sleep.
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goodbye, yes, yes, or something, uh-huh, at work. i’m late, i’m on my way, but here they often fly away, there is no proper fencing, then it seems that the rain was heavy, in short, they flew away, there were witnesses, the road.
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i know, they called us only an hour later, they were looking for the driver for three days, in short, the current here is not weak, but there is a possibility that the victim somehow survived, she was buried, as you said, they weren’t found, i said right away were not found, but four weeks later he surfaced downstream, his fiancee identified him, so that was it, the case was closed. zhanna, i ’m asking you, do you know your signature? shannu, well , yes, i went for this stupid study, they showed me something, but it was no longer a person, it’s scary to watch, well, you signed the protocol, listen, i told them right away, that i don’t recognize, i don’t recognize, but they pestered me, saying it was him, my sasha, there’s no one else, he just lay in the water for a long time, but now i
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know for sure that... i was mistaken, jean, i understand that it’s it’s very difficult to accept, but what do you know about it, jean, let’s go to the stand, peony, pull it, but i have it, i’m calm, it’s just that someone doesn’t want to do their job, but you need to contact a specialist, but just do n’t , i was already being treated by a psychiatrist when sasha died, now i am absolutely healthy.
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pashka, what are you doing here? yes, i'm walking, eh you haven't seen anyone here? why is your heart sinking, running around at night? well, yes, i see.
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tomorrow morning to my station, only one for now, now march home, quickly! i have clean socks, yes, do you hear,
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good morning, good morning, where are my socks, where did i take them off, fresh, how do i know, will you have breakfast, will you eat anything other than grass? be coffee-juice, better than coffee, but well, it’s not difficult to pour a filter, but what about petro? well, be more positive, but listen, listen, like a cell, you understand that this is
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vandalism, you can be arrested for 3 months or fined, i have money, 4000 rub, why did you do that, well... well, why did they put her in the middle of the city naked, but she, she ’s not like that, she’s good, so did you decide to defend the lady’s honor, hello, hello, okay, pavlik, i i understand your noble motives, but don't do that again. agreed, agreed, go, i’m talking about this groom from the other world, there is no groom here, no, more precisely, there was, but he really
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died, zhanna, this woman, she came up with everything, it’s a pity, but i dug up something interesting, yes, well, it seems like nothing special, but this kirill mukhin a few years ago he passed by as... as a witness, not in our regional center, there was some kind of fight at school, in general, in the report he is listed, is it really as a builder, as a mathematics teacher, there are even his manuals on the internet, even better , why did he go to football then, good question, vova, why does everyone go to football and not to the police, i’m happier than anyone, if my heart asks for joy,
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thank you, vitegsk. the most stellar, warmest holiday. slavic bazaar - opening ceremony. on friday on rtr. the most cruel aristocrats.
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completely satisfied, but i’m not sure
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whether it will suit my father, he said that he will only accept help from a loved one, from a fictitious relationship, and where did you meet, stop putting pressure on my girlfriend, to real love, just one kiss, who are you so i taught you how to kiss, let’s kiss for real, well , that’s a completely different matter, natosh, i love you, find yourself another fool, she’s got a wedding in 3 days, but in 3 days, do you know how much business you can get done? need a bride with accommodation on friday at rtr. 2024 has been declared the year of the family and family duets in our studio sing love songs. pasha and i got another girl together. hello, andrey,
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andrey malakhov's evening show, on saturday on rtr. white dance, comrades, ladies, invite the cavalier. look at rtr, oh, unfortunate donjoan , of course, it’s a pity for his wife gulnarochka, i immediately saw that he’s the same person, sooner or later he ’ll cheat on each other anyway, what have you done, yura, what have you done, fifth blood type from monday to rtr, let's work, work, work, keep it, let's, let's work more actively, hit, hit, already,
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hit, great, well, we've finished training. good afternoon, what else happened? why did you change your teaching profile after the accident? clearly, everything continues because of the fantasy of an unhappy woman? no, when after an accident athletes go to mathematics, it is logical, but to give up mathematics for the sake of football, you must agree, this is an original step. well, when else to take such steps, if not after my second birth, i have been playing football for as long as i can remember, but... my mother believed that a boy should have a higher education, like his grandfather, so i
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became a mathematician, but when she died , i returned to football, and then there is a lot in common between football and mathematics, yes, well, yes, to get the result in both cases you need to calculate everything correctly, but how did you get hired without a specialized education, listen, there was a vacancy, i persuaded the manager club, i’m a good coach, but i ’ll quit if it makes you feel safer, i ’ll quit, well, why, if you like football more than the zabolotsky equation, thank you, thank you for understanding, that’s all. good, goodbye, yes, yes,
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well, this man is not who he is... it says, how do you know, there are no zabolotsky equations, a professional mathematician should know this, do you want it? sima, sima, heaven, if i don’t pick up the phone, it means i don’t want to talk, an ultrasound is better in an amicable way, sim, well, it’s understandable, jean kidney, but
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you’re fine too, but i’ll stop in heels, sim, at least you know, who are you marrying? listen, stop digging under my man, he told me everything, about the district police officer, and about mathematics, everything, but i don’t need any more, i love him, you understand, i ’ll lose 5 kilos, i’ll fit into a wedding dress, i’ll marry him, and we’ll open a sports store with him, i wonder if the woman also has a store with him, my mother was getting ready, so i’m telling you women everything, you fools, for 5 years i’ve been living under the name of captain yakovlev, you should tell
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the police a crime, kitty, how what's your last name? what are you tired of? yes, two training sessions, then another store so that tomorrow i can pay the builders, i’m there, i see you ’re suffering, you like the movie, yeah, it’s funny, what’s your favorite movie? “i don’t know, i didn’t think about it, but you are sweet, you love, sometimes why all these questions, it’s impossible to ask, i’m leaving to marry you
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, but i don’t know anything about you, well, thank you, i thought you’d support me, we agreed that..." not the past, but some crazy woman came, but what did i ask, my goodness, it’s good that you want to know, why don’t you introduce me to your relatives, you have some kind of aunt , but i haven’t seen her since i was 7 years old, i actually feel like some kind of schizo i feel it because i don’t remember what i forgot, and you have childhood photographs, i’ll sleep, and you sit and think, that the main thing in marriage is trust, kitten, so are you tired? so that means this bully won't ruin my work anymore, this one no,
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great, thank you. i must admit, your work arouses interest among the population, not always healthy, you know, female images in art have always caused mixed reactions, and you are not afraid that these reactions can transfer to a real person, since no one poses for me. "so i had a dream, a collective image, everyone sees whoever they want, whoever they want, vladimir petrovich, this is the person who you it seemed like you weren’t serious, i’m not..."
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he likes to eat, well, he likes red fish, cheesecakes, meat, anything at all, i don’t cook, we went to a restaurant, but... what came together, well, what kind of guy doesn’t like meat, let's move on, how
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he likes to sleep on his side, the left one, similarly, how he keeps money, in a wallet or pocket, yes, i gave him the wallet myself, he was working at a construction site then, his salary was often delayed, heaven, come on with your questions , okay. i have a question with one correct answer. okay, one thing remains: confrontation.
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volodich, who is this? kirill, football player, is this? i don’t know, kirill too, but a real one, a math teacher. where did you get this photo from? the guys went to school in the regional center and found his personal file. 2 years ago he was hit by a car, not in our regional center, and he was hospitalized with serious injuries, and 2 weeks later he sent a letter of resignation to the school, but kiril mokhin was never seen at school again. wait, what does this really mean? sasha is zhanna's fiancé, a year ago he fell in a car into the river, but did not die, instead they buried some homeless man, didn’t want
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to bother with an ownerless corpse, persuaded the woman to sign an identification, and then this sasha somehow got and forged the passport of a mathematics teacher and became kirill mukhin, but he was not good at mathematics, so he retrained as a football coach, and where then is the real kirill mukhin? don't know. the last thing that is known for sure about him is that after the accident he ended up in the regional traumatology department. maybe you remember this person? of course, i will remember this beast for the rest of my life. this is our former orderly, fedor. ran away, ran away, took everything, the entire wardrobe,
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everything i bought, and a gold watch and i bought it for mine, i drowned in it, but at least it’s waterproof, a note, dear sima, this is for me, dear sima. “i’m sorry, i’m leaving, where there is no trust, no love, in principle, it’s true, i’ll return the money for the store by mail, that’s why i didn’t leave right away, but waited until i gave him all the money, and then i’ll give him back before going to tver , gave a large sum, what a bastard, we loved him, but he kept giving me ruble after ruble, ruble after ruble"? come on, for real zhieham he was too good, come on,
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at least he left you alive, but we’ll see about that later, well, everything is fine with your friend, now we’ll treat him, give him some vitamins and let him go, why doesn’t he take care of himself like that, well i slept little, yeah, worked a lot. lately, well, you’ve also been trying not to overwork yourself, i’ll try, and what’s going on with the orderly fyodor, but you see, the point is that we just didn’t want to make a fuss. after he worked for us for several months, strange things began to happen, strong painkillers disappeared, well then, of course, we found out that he makes recipes. and sells drugs for nothing, and then the passports of patients who just died disappeared, but they were patients.
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the orderly knew that these unfortunate people had no relatives, he forged their passports, first pretended to be alexander, robbed one woman, set up an accident, then pretended to be kirill, robbed another woman, he definitely only stole two passports, well, to be honest, there were
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three of them , how are you young? man, thank you, i’ll live, well, great, okay, then i ’ll go, unfortunately, things to do, give me a tampon, no, thank you very much, well, maybe you should go home, i’m calling dasha, no, no, wait, brother, i’m tired of all this. oh, what is this, and again the bus to moscow is delayed? oh, suzana, are you going to moscow again to buy your goods, right? listen, i don’t understand those people who order from you, now all normal people order via the internet. listen, don’t croak, i’d better stir up some coffee. wow, it won’t
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be less, i won’t give you change, it’s simple. i'll take a closer look at where you were, so let me let me treat you, if you please, coffee and dessert for the young lady, at that table over there, which dessert should i prefer, i love ponokot, yeah, make ponokot. allow me to help, please, please, special thanks to the lady, thank you, let me introduce myself, my name is dmitry, suzanne. you’re going to moscow, to moscow,
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that means we’re fellow travelers, that means fellow travelers, and you know, sevsanna, i dreamed of opening a small clothing store, but after the divorce i had nothing left except my head, the hands of loneliness, oh, and that too all alone yes alone, and money doesn’t buy happiness, well done, suzanne, how... but, just with this performance you can’t prove much, how many people has he deceived like that? a woman doesn’t like to sign an application for marriage swindlers, that ’s what they take advantage of, we’re not ashamed, not even zero, give it 5 minutes, and this handsome man will admit everything himself, let’s go, i’ve never seen someone so quickly split into honesty,
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a criminal can barely fought off the victims, and... how did he fake the birthmark? and this stencil is a cream, what’s it called self-tanning? self tanning? lord, why? paradise, he is a fraudster, a psychologist, even if a woman has some doubts, such signs of fate will certainly reassure her. yes, listen, vityush, how are you in general? well, is it better somehow? and listen, well, forgive me for scolding you for your personal life, no matter whose cow mooed, it’s fine, yes, but you don’t know that he looks at my kostyukov crookedly, he was probably offended because of your statue, he was jealous of the sculptor, because of which statue of mine, heaven, do you
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really not understand? hello ra, boris sudardich, i just saw one person open a bottle of beer. and part of your kips woman? rais, if, if you are embarrassed, then i will finalize this composition, put it on, then it’s true that it’s me, you don’t like it, no, i’m
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just a decent woman, i’m standing here in plain sight, like in a bathhouse, well, it’s, it’s natural, it’s, it’s beautiful. you said it yourself, remember? of course, it’s beautiful when it’s someone else’s, well, you’re the most beautiful, there’s just no one to compare with, just look, well, heaven, you’re the most beautiful, ah. something happened? no, i'm just tired.
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did you find out anything, we are working, we are working, where is my daughter, tomorrow, horror, well it’s never happened that our children disappeared here, one more got married? the man called, what kind of man, and you are apparently my husband’s neighbor, sit down, are you passing through, or what? we're together now, right? raya knows everything.
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to be continued, watch tomorrow. on the russia channel, evgeniy roshkov hosts in the studio. hello, the main thing is by this time. air bombs destroyed the czech rszzo vampire, which was shelling the belgorod region. our drones burned several armored vehicles, the attempt was foiled.

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