canneries, there are two of them in the area, here, even for a small price, you can hand over what you couldn’t sell, instead of just rotting under your feet, apricots turn into sweet nectar purees, the demand for them is growing, a new line for compotes has been opened , these products are in demand in all regions of russia, this is mainly appreciated by our own dagestanis, who value and know the quality of our products and remember, they go and make porridge from it. improve logistics, help gardeners find clients, it will be possible to provide all kinds of organic apricots russia, and peach will soon be there too. sarkar magomedov, sarif salekhov, abdulla magomedov, conduct the gergebelsky district, dagestan. we have all the information by this time, see you.

on rtr, i just caught a criminal, you are an extraordinary person, even my wife admits it, look at rtr, the whole city knows, kostyukov is getting a divorce, our district police officer will become free, not free, but mine, i give 3 months for the parties to reconcile that i decided, now or never, a real woman. will never

become an ex, i will return him to paradise, and he will i’m glad about this, well then i have nothing to lose, and oh, raya knows everything, you won’t leave me now because of this, or you will, continuation, look at rtr on monday. provocation is treacherous behavior, there is a difference between a man and a woman, i noticed, then it turns out that my husband and my cat are the most intelligent creatures in our owl, orientalism is a parallel agenda, continuation of the conversation in new episodes of our podcasts, but nothing don't miss it, subscribe, listen, watch on the media platform, watch, the first podcasts that...

hello, hello, good afternoon, dear friends, if the call signs of humor parades are heard on the russia channel, it means the day will definitely be successful, definitely what the masters of the humor workshop usually joke about,

what do you think, well, we have prohibitions years, the palette of humor is varied, for example, recently the topic of jokes has been diet, oh, karen, that hurts. question: my friend is obsessed with dieting, is passionate about cooking, comes up with incredible recipes for dishes, as a result, summed it up, said briefly and clearly, in general, i cook well, but it’s not tasty, i somehow randomly read one recipe for preparing a dietary dish, immediately fell in love with cooking, oh, i should know the recipe for this dish, karen, can you remember it, i memorized it since.. . immediately for life, take 200 g of cognac, well, i really didn’t finish reading, i like this dish in this form. what diet do you follow, lenochka? oh, i’ll share my unique diet with the audience

a little later, but for now we’re starting a parade of humor on stage, the incredible sergei drobotenko. i met this friend on the plane, we flew together from surgut, as it turned out, he is an oil worker, his language is so interesting. and the story matches, he said something like this: well, well, i don’t know what to tell you, well , my profession is not very prestigious, not very prestigious, so when they ask what

you work for, i say: i’m a landscape designer, but in general i i work on a bulldozer, i used to drive a tractor, yeah, only... only after one incident in the taiga they took me off the tractor, well , what can i tell you, well, it was in the winter, the crew men-loggers, finished cutting down the forest at the edge of the forest, tomorrow it was necessary to move to a new one, about five kilometers from here, somewhere like that, yeah, the men in the trailer, while there was time, took up their professional duty, they remembered every pine tree, and so i... . i think that we should wait until tomorrow, now we can pick up the trailer with a tractor and move it, so to speak, without distracting the team, i didn’t say anything to the men, i thought there would be a surprise, only the door to

the trailer would be tighter from the outside, locked, well, few people . he goes out to smoke, and the taiga floats by, just as quickly in kashin, i started the engine and everything started to take off. i saw some men waving their arms from the window, yelling something, well, apparently happy, visible, but i couldn’t hear it, the engine was roaring in my ear, we arrived at a new gun about five kilometers from here, somewhere like that, yeah, i turned off the engine, approached the trailer, froze, there was no bottom, “apparently it was frozen in the cold, but when i pulled the tractor, this is what happens, the men were running inside the trailer all this time, i’m still standing and thinking, something

there are no signs of fun, there is still an inner voice, not that it speaks, it yells, for a while he didn’t blink, he was all gray, he sat down bald, i said: nikolai kuzmich, well , welcome, and he said something so official to me by name and surname, thank you, he says, schumacher fucking, nikolai kuzbeevich, so you’re not sleeping, as you can see, he says. thank you, we slept off, i pushed so gently, as if

there were no wheels, thank you, nikolai kuzmech, where are the rest of the men? and the men, as if they had rehearsed the answer to this question, immediately answered in unison, where are they, then you hear that the foreman taqwa says, you go to the door. open it, i say, oh, why are you leaving already? how he broke through them, how they started yelling at the front, hear you, you bastard, when we waved our hands at you on the march, it didn’t alert you, i’m saying, it was you who decided, maybe you wish me a happy journey, yeah, when we drove halfway, or rather you the nit passed by, and we every five lands.

i didn’t want to talk right away, there’s a story here, guys, i mixed up the edge, no problem, we’ll go back now, and there’s another two kilometers, no more, it’ll be easier for you, we’ll go along the trampled path. korobchenko mikhailov, hang out the deck, now everything will be, everything will be fine now, but don’t worry,

lena, who do you think is a better cook, women or men, oh, karen, what a question, well, of course, women, uh, don’t tell me, men. in general, i also have good culinary skills, but what kind of abilities are there, karen, well, let’s be honest, all that men can cook are dumplings, scrambled eggs, tea, coffee and boiled water, that’s it, no, no, don’t tell me i know one man, his wife went on a business trip, and on the fourth day of his wife’s absence he prepared a new dish, it’s called assorted siberian, wow, and what kind of dish is this, he mixed, three types of dumplings, amazing, and i remembered one story: one

guy says to another: “listen, let ’s make a beer circle.” he says: “come on, just without any vegetables, sausage, eggs, just pour beer into a plate.” why on a plate? well, let’s eat okroshka from a bottle, so you guys are still cooks. don’t tell me, now a man will come on stage, here he is! a real cook, a cook of humor, he prepared a wonderful funny number, welcome to the stage satirical writer leon izmailov, in mayakovsky’s notebook there is such a note: the fool, instead of turning off the tap, tried to pour all the water out of it, well

, of course, there are no such fools now, because water now costs money, that’s right, no one will pour out all the water, another story connected with mayakovsky, he was sitting in the same company, someone from the company asked him, vladimir vladimirovich, you said that you are russian with the russians, you are georgians with the georgians , you are a fool... well, about i won’t take the road next time, but i want to say about fools: i believe that society needs fools, that without fools life would be boring, just imagine for one minute that everyone around you is smart, there are no fools, everyone is smart, and who will these smart people fool, i also want to tell you, not even the smartest person can

think of what the last fool can think of; fools are basically everywhere. out of time, i remember at school the teacher told me: which volga falls into the caspian sea, i was frightened and said river, he said, that’s right, at the institute we had a major, military affairs, it means he led us, he commanded like this, through the vestibule with songs, the magicians had a ball, and they marched, we are not fools, right? one fool was asked how he manages to do so many stupid things in one day? he said: i get up early, what smart person would think of such a thing? you know, doctors deal with fools most of all, one doctor i know said, he comes, it means my patient and says: doctor, i don’t have children, it’s hereditary for us, my grandfather

didn’t have children, my father didn’t have children, but where are you from then? i am from minsk? another doctor tells me, one patient says: doctor, i can’t even understand what to do, you know, my brother’s brother sent a telegram that his child was born, who exactly is his son or daughter, he didn’t write: now i don’t know who i am, uncle or aunt, but you what do you think, there are no fools among scientists, that’s it , for example, i read a guide to the city of kaliningrad, and it was written there that the great german philosopher emmanuelt...

she called a repair team, two big guys in robes arrived, they entered, it means, into this dark , of course the apartment, one said, the landlady, and why is it so dark here? well, i want to tell you that the border also doesn’t matter to fools, in odessa i tell you, it means i ask some passer-by from odessa, i tell him how to get to the sea, how do i know, i’m on my way home from work, i asked another how go to the toilet?

i can’t get there, the blonde is driving in the car, listening to the radio, suddenly the radio announces, you are listening to russian radio, she says, how do they know that i am listening to russian radio? and one, it means, the policeman stopped the blonde and said: you’re right, she says, what is this? she says, well , such a small thing, there is your image, she rummaged in her bag, rummaged, rummaged, found a mirror, look, there is an image, she gives it to this traffic cop, the traffic cop looked, says, why did you immediately tell me that you do you also serve in the police? i myself, personally heard the sound from a traffic police car: tram driver, pull up to the side of the road , stop, on a cruise on the deck, in the pool , lying there in swimming trunks, in swimsuits, men, women, women, young, beautiful and alone a tourist walks around the ship with an inflatable woman,

they tell him, are you a fool or something, there are so many beautiful, warm, living women, you and this... there will be a shipwreck, i’ll inflate her , but you’re walking around like an aunt, he says: yes, i’ll float and see , which of us is a fool, why am i telling all this, to the fact that i believe that fools are simply necessary for any society, without fools life would be boring and insipid, take care of fools, because there are so few of us left. are you okay? thank you. look at rtr: this weekend i’ll go to my mother for a blessing, you i follow you, i follow me, you had a bird in

your hands, ruslan, give you a stray pilot, my heart is not a stone, now i am your wife, and i am your husband, if there is happiness, then there is always the fear of losing it, blood, not water, at least 12 weeks, my whole life is in shambles, i only have one night, let’s spend it together, blood type 5, from monday on rtr, people are waiting for you here. professions and animals of different breeds, but they have one thing in common: sincere strong friendship. to fall in love with a white fluffy one, i said, i want a white

cat, here it comes, oh you’re good, to caress the stubborn one, he likes to grab the tights there, so tame the biting one, voice, voice, give me a paw, give me a paw, well done, well done, warm up to roam. a parrot flies onto my shoulder from the sky, the stars are ready to do anything for their beloved pets, where are you flying, after the performance you rush everything, guys, i have to feed the hamster, you are among friends, among friends, a program for the whole family, on saturdays on rtr. hello, i'm arseny, what's your name? what's next? will you ride the bus with me all day? on saturday. daughter, where is the world coming to?

you are so calmly ready to accept that our son is dating trolleybus and bus drivers. there is no more beautiful story in the world than the story of a neighbor and a neighbor. my son. and your daughter, why doesn’t he suit you, and their whole family doesn’t suit me, they played to spite their parents and that’s enough, maybe you do it to spite, but i don’t, oh, things under one roof on saturday on rtr. direction, look, look, look, if you want to look, love is when you look in one

look, look, let's look, look, well, look at the screen, look at me, take it out, look, look, agreement, sign, we sign at the same time for once, sign, look, look, maybe we can go to me? that we’ll watch a movie, it might be interesting for everyone, a fiery episode, the most exciting program, presidential tea is brewed using the presidential samovar, tv journalists have never worked at putin’s house, and this is novoogorev’s greenhouse, let’s get to know the gift box, visit the presidential garden, look, study. of course, this is very interesting, footage and comments that no one has who is a disgrace anymore, only we see dangerous, bright and unusual situations in the world

of big politics, don’t retreat and don’t give up, i already refused him once, you once, and he approached you a second time, we saw and showed the whole television season to you. i had to use a helicopter for this, how interesting, i’ve never flown in a helicopter, you, as a specialist, probably know why this big

fan is spinning on top of the helicopter all the time, i’ll tell you now, they’re called cutlets, how cool, well, of course, cutlet, it’s round, karen, but with your pills you can only satisfy your physical hunger, so we will satisfy your emotional hunger, today on our stage is oleg gazmanov, not a wheel, a patient is waiting for the surgeon, and

he forgot his scalpel and is quarreling with his wife, you tell yourself, let it be at the sunset of an evil day, if only someone was waiting for me, if only someone was waiting for me, if all your affairs went down the drain along the... stripes, you rushed like a dog, you tell yourself, let it be at the sunset of an evil day day, if only someone was waiting for me, if only someone was waiting for me, the ambulance will come, they will give sniff our plug and do something, everything will be all right, you say hi to the doctor, and

you will smile back at everyone, you will live in the world for many more years, if they announced the start, but in the rocket you will remember, friend, that today, as if in luck, you did not turn off the iron , you tell yourself, at the end of a bad day, if only someone... was waiting for me, if only someone was waiting for me, if your beloved dog, new shoes lives, the intercom is your love, your voice is not recognized, you tell yourself , let it be at the end of a difficult day, if only someone was waiting for me, if only someone was waiting for me

and... help will come soon, they’ll give me a sniff our hotel, and they will do something, and everything will be all right, you will say hello to the doctor, and smile back at everyone, you will live in the world for many more years, drink kefir in the morning, hold on to your friends, because there is peace in... the world, in english, pisu pis, drink kefir in the morning , hold on to your country, because in russian , peace to the world, in english pisu pis, the ambulance will come, they’ll let us smell our hotel, and they’ll do something, everything will be alright, you say

hello doctor, you will smile back at everyone, you will delight your friend for many years, and you will meet your friends many times, you will dawn, you will live there are still many years in the world, they still say correctly: the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, a real woman knows how to follow this path, a man must be fed tasty and varied, the husband says to his wife: dear, why do you have all the cutlets of different sizes, the wife says: i didn’t understand, you demanded variety in food, another woman complains about her husband, have you lived, he sees the soup or

doesn’t like it. i liked it for 2 weeks, but today i don’t like it. and now a woman who knows the way to the heart of every viewer will take the stage. meet us! charming and charming, elena stepanenko. hello, tanka, tanka, hello, are you my friend or what? then let me spend the night. yes, we quarreled again. tanya, well, it’s not my

fault that he’s such a freak. yes, i’m not talking to you, a pimple on a stick with a friend. what? tan. he asks you to tell him that your girlfriend is an idiot, who do you think he means? masha doesn’t seem like him, oh, okay, it’s his eternal glitches, but shut up, i’m talking to a person, not to you, tan, that’s how i’ve lived for so many years with this freak, i just don’t know, well you do not can you imagine, once in a lifetime, just once. i asked him to help, but what to help, but a stye appeared on my eye, well, you know the folk remedies, you have to spit unexpectedly, everything will go away, but i asked him, as

a person, i say, spit, just unexpectedly, i stood up like that, like that i got up and waited, and he suddenly said: look, the mouse is running, i’m like a dawn, and he... like he spits, but not in the mouse, he spat in my eye, and in the other one, with such damn pleasure, so relishly, as if in the trash can, well, can you imagine how offended i am, i’m standing there, all dirty, well, of course, you know, in response i couldn’t stand it and said it so lightly to him that if he wasn’t happy, why should he yell? started, you almost poked my eyes out, i’m about to have a concussion, i say, oh, it would be something to shake, i showed you which eye, and you hit which one, he says, well, he

missed, well, sometimes it’s smaller, he says, fidget, when they spit on you, you will spit in my other eye. sadist, tanka, you have no idea what happened to me, i don’t even remember right now, well, can you imagine, i grabbed something that turned my friend, right into it, that a friend turned up, the pan, no, not empty, full, with borscht, just cooked it, and can you imagine, he had to straight away right away to the last beetroot, right? can you imagine, he’s standing there, red as a beet, covered in beets, and his bald head is covered with cabbage, there’s butter on his shoulder, well, i cooked more in natural oil, can you imagine, it’s not

a man standing, but a clean still life in a trough, this still life is still screaming, him... me, him, oh, well, can you imagine what happened, i’m standing, jelly is flowing off me, all squealing, as if a herd of cows licked me, and he’s still he yells, oh, you’re an infection, what is this, i

say it’s your lunch, it seems like you’re hungry, now lick it off before it gets cold, he says, screw it... i saw your slop, you sick molokhovets, tan, can you imagine, it’s him... so about my cooking, no, well, of course, i ’m not yulia vysotskaya with a little swindler on tv, well, i don’t cook the same, that’s right, i know, i tried, i cooked, fried, steamed, while he was staring at the tv, and he was still disdainful, and i said, oh well, then get some more cutlets, straight from the frying pan, along with the fig butter him. card, you know, tanka,

i fried it right for 3 days, it was enough in a second, you can’t imagine what happened to him, straight from teaching him, he rushed to the refrigerator, wanted to throw frozen chicken at me, it was so frozen in the freezer that he just i tore off half my legs, then ran around the apartment for another 2 hours with a herring at the ready, oh. i ’ve never seen him so nervous, even when my mother fell on him, don’t you remember, my mother’s photograph was hanging on our wall, and he sat down right under it, you know, he began to read the newspaper, just like tutankhamun, i climbed up like that to wipe off the dust, i wiped it like that, and turned away and went, suddenly, i turn around. “the hook is empty, the wall is bare, in this frame, instead of

my mother’s head, his head sticks out, can you imagine, he pierced the portrait of my mother with his head, well, you apologize, mother-in-law of blessed memory, at least sympathize with me, no, no, he started yelling. you have hands crooked, you almost killed my mother-in-law, i say, well, you didn’t kill me, that’s right, why yell, what to yell, oh, kangaroo, i wish i had even then, just then, paid attention to his callousness, to this selfishness of his , no, no, i forgave him, that's it you see, you see what he did, he ruined the whole dinner, oh, what, what was for dessert?

tanya, don’t even ask, watermelon, it’s such a pity, tanka, so ripe, chose it herself and now it’s all on this freak, all you puffed up your cheeks, all you can do is humiliate a weak woman, now everything is off the floor.

because the stye doesn’t go away, probably because of the nerves, enka, just spit in the right eye, don’t mix it up, and at the same time in any case for prevention, well, in short, that’s it, we’ve calmed down, let’s go to you, tanka, meet me!

you just caught a criminal, you he is an extraordinary person, even my wife admits this to me. look at rtr: the whole city knows, kostyukov is getting a divorce, our district police officer will become free, not free, but mine, i give 3 months for reconciliation with ... the parties, that i decided, now or never, a real woman will never become an ex, i am his i’ll return raya, and he will be happy about it, well then i have nothing to lose, oh,

raya knows everything, you won’t leave me now because of this. or quit, continuation, watch on monday on rtr, i thought that everything was more serious here, you sit and think, there’s nothing to think about here, it’s all here, to play or not to play, yes, yes, that’s it, there can’t be two opinions, because we have five of them, this is a dangerous fairy-tale animal. but when it comes to fleas, i am beyond competition, there are questions here about how everything is running, wow, i really want to check, seriously, this is flirting, obviously, just to see, let's go, it must have been edible, i meant , of course, a bear, when he said, such a stinking little one, a hint in general, the most gambling team, if 1000 is not

will be, zhenya will add his own and what many people use, the strongest love for the game, this is a five-on-one program, i'm oops, five-on -one, on saturdays on rtr, you're married, it's true, nastya, let's talk, which one should you take on friday. i really need help, we’ll figure out something, what a cool guy, maybe this is your chance, one says he loves you, nastya, you would like that, you really love me, the other loves me, but doesn’t say it, i’d like to take your portrait , you don’t mind, but tell her about your

feelings, who you are, forget nastya, i... of course, it's stupid, romantic. last chance. on friday on rtr. altai is a majestic mountainous country. nature has generously rewarded this region. picturesque green valleys and waterfalls. mountain ranges, snow-white peaks and glaciers are especially rich in belukha glaciers, a two-headed sacred mountain where, according to legend, the entrance to shambhala can be found. belukha is the highest point

of siberia and the cradle of the great altai river katun. a pearl among the mountains. lake teletskoe. altai has always been a source of legends and myths. and today its mysterious beauty fascinates people, just like many centuries ago. meet the international festival slavic bazaar. on monday on rtr. why don't you go to bed? yes, this artist is looking at rtr, there are no results, efimovich, sazonov promised to personally take the gang with his bare hands, where the zone is naughty, svetlana, let me invite you to the restaurant tomorrow, okay, dead head, dead head, where is it now, maybe the artist

has collected everything the loot, and whistled to hell, artist, we’ll watch the continuation on monday on rtr. you know, karen, my friend came into the store and asked me to weigh her 7 kg of meat. the seller says: okay, i weighed it, then he says: will you take it? she says: no, i just gained 7 kg and wanted to see how much it was. and i almost became a vegetarian after i read the recipe for one dish. so, listen, the skin of a boar, so, the claws of an owl, oh, those of a mouse. tails e125, oh, e-834 and so on, what is this, do you think, karen, this is some kind of witchcraft brew, no, this is a recipe for... canned pate, karen, don’t worry about it, by the way , i know the recipe a love potion that

not a single man, not a single, you know, karen, will refuse, this is aromatic rich borscht with sour cream and pies with meat, oh, and if all this is flavored with funny jokes, witty practical jokes, as our artists know how to do, then from this dish... it seems no one meets natalya korosteleva and yuri khvostov on stage. sitek, baby, that angelina petrovna, i ’m late for work, that zetok, i feel it’s my time to die, oh, what grief? "this is such a tragedy, how are we now without you? we’ll live, oh, yes, what can i say, knina

petrovna, you still have time to live, tfu-tfu-tfu, god forbid, help me, son-in-law, with pleasure, but don’t help me, don’t die, help me, help me organize the ceremony." funeral, so that everything goes smoothly, organized, and not like your wedding with tanya, so you ruined our wedding, the host said dearly, i will host it myself, singer, dearly, i will sing myself, you are a teaser dear, i’ll strip naked myself, then they led me in like this and sang some more, that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, whoever the old one remembers what he says, by the way, about the eye, when you peek into our bedroom, at least don’t give me advice

on what to do, that snake whisper of yours, slow down, don’t rush, that you’re jumping like crazy on the trampoline, at least wait for tanka to come, oh, i'm dying! the work of my whole life is lost, what a matter, it’s a matter of joy for you, vovik, how many times can i repeat, i’m not vovik, i’m vladimir, here’s putin, vladimir, and you’re vobik, which means look, vovik, vladimir, rob, put me face down, why? i don’t want to see you rejoice, now that means

remember the menu at the wake, that means oysters, lobsters, red caviar, crabs, asitrina, are you crazy, it’s very expensive, and i want your tears to be at the wake. accept, so now look, let’s look at it, so here’s the list of mourners, zakhar kuzmich, pyotr dmitrievich, pulkheria stepanovna, so they all died a long time ago, and this is the list of greeters, i think i got it mixed up, here, here’s the list of mourners. philip kirkorov, stas mikhailov, lady gaga, nikolai baskov, are you all

united, or something, i really, i’ll cross out basque, well, he ’ll take all the flowers, so, well, now, now all that’s left to do is choose the date when i leave this mortal world, so that means it’s the fourth, i can’t, i have it. manicure, fifth eyebrow tattoo, seventh - epilation of the bikini area, listen, there is no time to die, i can do the sixth, but how can i go from the seventh to hair removal if i die from the sixth, i can’t die from the sixth, i already paid for epilation of the bikini area, damn saving, the sixth or the sixth? that’s it, i ’ll go for you, then to the zone appeal, whatever you wanted there, don’t worry, just in case,

if i don't make it in time. repent, go to the priest, let him atone for my sins, so i made a list of my sins, this is the first volume, this is before graduation, well, with pictures, with pictures, don’t peek, and most importantly... it’s more expensive to make a monument to me, which one is more expensive, angelina petrovna, now there’s a crisis, no one has money, it’s cheaper, on the contrary, i need it, i’ve already found it, by the way, it’s wonderful, look, here ’s a used one on avito, well, nothing, almost not damaged, but it says here, sleep well ,

dear fedor, well, i’m not... fedor, what are you like? capricious, lord, what difference will it make to you, we still have to choose a coffin, here is the catalog of coffins, look, they have huge discounts now, there are 2 days left, so let’s make it five times more expensive, oh, my eyes are running wild, sit back with comfort, i like this model, this is an orthopedic base, three corners on... you look at the price, at the price, it’s very expensive, here’s your option, look, the model is called an economical blind man’s buff, well, it’s small, 30 by 40 cm, well, how can i fit in there, well, you somehow fit into the suitcase when you wanted me to he took you to sochi on a train for free, then he didn’t let me out of there for 3 days until i

was in a hole... yes, i forgot, i forgot, i forgot to take your teeth away, but you’re just a miser, we opened a sick dance club for the elderly , gray-haired cucaracha, you didn’t give me 5,000 for the circle, but maybe i want to dance cha-cha-cha, what a chuchach for you, one of your legs doesn’t bend, you’re like a log behind you. you're dragging, you're limping on your other leg, a nerve is pinched in your hand, it's shooting at you like a barrier, why not start it, we still have to choose the musical accompaniment for the funeral ceremony, i'm done i chose, we can even rehearse, imagine the hall is buried in flowers, you are lying

lifeless, that you are lounging like a queen, am i saving money? i’m standing at the head of the head and the music is playing, i’m happy , somehow, are you out of your mind, and who are you, this is my day, the day of my funeral, about the day of your funeral, okay, the best day, why don’t you understand how you don’t understand, here you are, and this song should be about me, it should reflect my inner essence, okay, here’s about your inner essence, i was flying, over there turn on the one i chose, turn on that one,

here and there, back and forth, don’t do that, here, here, there, there, only there, without throwing these around, that’s it, that’s it, come on, come on, not ours, not yours, give me a neutral song, okay, give me a neutral song, that’s fine, okay, you’ll dream about me. “let’s mourn you in silence, okay, mourn without a sound, oh, i’m still dreaming, catcher, remember, i sewed my stones into the upholstery of the chair, three large stones, takiyna petrovna, rubies, emeralds, diamonds, like the gallbladder, that’s

the only thing "what would bring me back to life"? it's cha-cha-cha. grandma dancing the cha-cha-cha is nonsense. a seventy-eight-year-old grandfather who doesn’t remember. who is he and where is the president of america, this is not nonsense, oil is getting cheaper, gasoline is becoming more expensive, this is not nonsense, the body is playing in your house, this is not nonsense, but grandma wants to dance the cha-cha-cha, nonsense. that’s it, i’m dying, vovik, even though i didn’t love you, similarly, i bequeath 10

million to you, you are a holy woman, lord, i love you, i always adored you, i just hid you, angelina petrovna. “i have to confess to you, i spat in your soup every day, i forgive you, my child, on the threshold of death, we all become kinder, especially since i still die every day. swapped our plates, and didn’t listen to the end, i bequeath to you 10 million

dollars in an instant loan, at 700% per annum, that’s it, i’m leaving, where are you going with such debts,

ay, are you okay? thank you. let's look at rtr. this weekend i will go to my mother for a blessing. you? i'm after you. follow me, you had a bird in your hands, ruslan, give you a stray pilot, my heart is not a stone, now i am your wife, and i am your husband, if there is happiness, then

there is always the fear of losing him, blood, not water, i want to confess something to you, your pregnancy is at least 12 weeks old, your whole life is in shambles, i only have one night, let’s spend it together. fifth blood group. from monday on rtr. hello, dear friends. your favorite program is on air for 60 minutes. vladimir vladimirovich, we’ll talk about all the issues. don't rush. place nuclear weapons. i have already demanded that nuclear weapons be returned to me. get ready number one. what image of victory he will destroy the gang with zelensky yana rag see you, love is when

you look in one direction, look, look, look, you want to look, look, let's see, look, well, look at the screen, look at me, look carefully. look at the agreement, sign, we sign at the same time for 1 2 3, sign up, look, look, maybe we’ll go to my place just... watch a movie, catch a fish, big or small, well, in general, you’ve chosen the right place, have you ever thought, why do people count proteins, fats, carbohydrates, this is where my question begins: can delicious be useful? i try it, the level of inflammation decreases, the pain decreases, can something useful be pleasant, fantastic, can it? once again

, every person in any region of russia can make their diet not only tasty, but also healthy, and this lifts the mood, that’s for sure, the formula for eating on saturday. hello, i'm arseny, what's your name? what's next? will you ride the bus with me all day? on saturday. daughter, where is the world coming to? are you so calmly ready to accept that our son is dating a trolleybus driver? bus? there is no more beautiful story in the world than the story of a neighbor and a neighbor. my son, your

daughter, what doesn’t suit you, and their whole family doesn’t suit me, they played to spite their parents and that’s enough, maybe you do it to spite, but i don’t, oh, things under one roof, on saturday on rtr, oh, karen, you know there are incredible rumors about you, right? they say that you create culinary miracles at home, listen, karen, well, share, if it’s not a secret, of course, well, okay, i’m revolutionizing cooking, i came up with sausage, with in the production of which not a single animal will suffer, oh, karen, you tried in vain, there is such sausage in bulk in any store, it doesn’t even smell like natural meat, but the secret of preparing sausage according to... his

recipe is that the main thing in it is not meat, but thought. oh, there's karen, the thinking sausage, yes, that's amazing, keep going, i was thinking so hard about my sausage, yeah, that hungry dogs were gathering around me, what's this? but that’s in the past, now i decided to make cheese at home. well, again, nothing worked out for me. well, why, koren, well tell me to the end, what is the reason for your failures? it turned out that in order to make cheese at home, you first need to build a house. oh, well , you learned how to do something useful after all, right? i've already learned how to put the kettle on quite well. now we will look at an artist who succeeds in everything. izodorenki, stage, gennady

vetrov, i meet you, my miniature today will be in the grotesque style, and i want to preface it with a special stitch of my own production, firewood. in general, this tattoo was discussed for a long time, but if to speak seriously, but without grotesquery, then today half of our people are tattooed, well , you must agree, yes, today tattoo parlors paint people more and brighter than indian tribes do each other, and children go there too, yes, it’s good that it’s for children.

tattooed little boat, years have passed, this size sixty-eight is walking along the beach along the folds of its belly, just like such a sailboat with tattered, torn sails is sailing on the waves . she is leading the baby, the baby fell, she bent down to pick it up, a schoolboy is nearby and says: aunt, your ship was washed away by a wave, she he says he was hiding in the bay from the storm, now i’ll get up, he’ll appear again, a young

guy, about 15 years old, a teenager, came to the tattoo parlor, he says, i want you to tattoo penelope cruz on my chest, i really love this hollywood actress, natatushte. .. but they say: well, we can tattoo it on the penis, well, you don’t mind the chest, he says: no, no, i love her so much, i won’t leave without her, well, whatever you want, they tattooed his entire chest cruz, five years have passed, he has matured, his hair has appeared, now he does not undress anywhere, not even on the beach, they tell him: san, well, on the beach he unbuttons his shirt, yeah, as soon as he unbuttons it, it’s all over urs. you shave her beard, before tattoos, yes, and this was the prerogative of men, and serious men, tattoos were then simply called tattoos, well, before it was fashionable, you know, to write down either

your own name or your beloved’s on your fingers, so here it is the sun is on their hand, everyone is bragging about who has what, one sits so sadly at the end of the table, they say:

it means he took it on his bald head and tatted it - a man’s face turned out to be with a beard, this one hair, we gave him a mirror to look at, he looked at me like that, he said, but i don’t give a damn, but he doesn’t give a damn, but he lives among people, and it was in st. petersburg, so he one day was waiting for his wife after work, and the st. petersburg courtyards , they are so, you know, they are so dark, they are courtyards, wells, echoes, i lived in st. petersburg for a long time, you know, there you shout in the yard, and the echo? sometimes he comes back on the second day, and it’s not yours, so he’s standing in the gateway, waiting for his wife, a guy comes up behind him, he’s such a homeless person, he says: listen, brother, treat me to a cigarette let's chat a little, you know, it's a little boring alone at night, but he doesn't...