this is truly our common homeland, this is the spiritual homeland of our common spiritual father, prince vladimir, when the new khersanez opens its doors, don’t miss the big sunday news at 20:00, we have everything by this hour, denis polanchukov was with you, see you.

july 28 at rtr, a grandiose naval parade. the sea capital of russia welcomes ships from all fleets and flotillas of the country. tactical groups of military vessels from anti-sabotage boats to nuclear submarines will sail along the waves of the gulf of finland under the glorious st. andrew’s flag. wind baltic will fill the sails of the city. sailing barges and frigates, the most dizzying shots, the most unexpected angles, an unforgettable triumph of valor, courageous beauty. glory to the russian navy, hurray! live broadcast from st. petersburg. main naval parade. july 28th. navy day. on rtr, a man

was killed there, you called an ambulance, maybe he’s still alive, he’s not there, but where is he? look at rtr, well , how is he a district police officer, nothing, we haven’t had anything yet, we decided to wait until after the wedding, you need to change something in your life, wow, i’m planning it tonight, and hi, misha, actually i’m volodya, raya knows everything. this is not life, this is the swaying of jets. to be continued, watch on monday on rtr. a dumpling is an ear made from dough. the chinese came up with them when the star five plays, irakles serve and eugene. and i am a fish, i am a fish, very, very exciting. the whole world freezes. waiting,

wow, it’s not clear at all, but time doesn’t wait, every second counts, you know what, hare, hare, why? i’ve learned so much now , and the more versions, the more chances to win, but not me, but not me , they would have called me, five against one, on saturday on rtr, i have a daughter, and i just recently learned about her existence, it was her husband who was killed, me for sure. that’s all with him, who are you, well , answer when they ask you, sister, yulia could have died because of you, my daughter because of my daughter, absurdity, someone else’s family on saturday at the rdr.

hello, hello, our dear viewers, hello, today the mood color is funny again, let's talk about anecdotal stories, you admit it, because any of you have found yourself in anecdotal

situations or they have happened to your friends, more than once, this is what our conversation is about today. this is true, the fun and funny lies in there. everywhere, for example, because the words sound the same but have different meanings, so many incidents sometimes happen, it’s true, the guy is happy, in love, he just said goodbye to his bride, he spread his arms on the embankments and shouts, i’m flying, there’s an old lady passing by she walked by and said, what are you treating for, son, it seems like you can cure kulit, huh? and because the words sound similar, there are a lot of funny situations that arise. the husband said: noise, the wife heard a hum, the husband said luggage, and the wife answered: where is the sale, where? the wife said: come on, my son heard it, wi-fi, and for the husband, in general, pour it,

gennady vetrov is speaking now, you didn’t hear it, but it’s true... today we live in such a time that time for communication is sometimes catastrophic not enough, short greetings, yes...

positive life, to my windy motive. there are a lot of funny stories in life, one means a young guy on a business trip comes to small russian town, walks through the city and sees a hairdresser and it says: the latest hairstyles, price negotiable. he got interested, so he goes inside, and this young girl runs up and says, what did you want? he says yes, i wanted to know what it is? the price is negotiable, she says: well, look, if the hairstyle works out, 250 rubles. well, if not, how much will you give? he says: i give you 100 rubles. let's get naked. the song is called: all bald people don't care about their hair, all bald people

don't care about their hair. that's it, end of the song sing? no hair? well, although i have a song, to be honest, about... haircuts, haircuts cost money, haircuts are all expensive, but bald people don’t care, they are free, you want it straight, you want it crooked... the next story, it’s on based on a folk tale, the husband fell asleep, and the wife decided to check his mobile phone, looks, yeah, look what it’s written here, free sex, now we’ll find out where? he calls, she dials the number, her mobile phone goes off in the kitchen, here’s the thumbnail

called, why do you call so often, reminding me of myself, thinking about you, i’m sweating right up to the point of perfection, sergei petrovich from the tax police, what should i do, what should i do, what should i do, i ask you to forget me, i remember about taxes right this day, i’ll go and pay your pinya, oh you pinya, pinya pinya, pinya, pinya, i know that you remember about me, the next sketch was born on the basis of an anecdote, which means a man and a woman. they meet - that means they have rare meetings, but they are so filled with everything,

and not such people who have already taken place in life, she says to him: viktor petrovich, before you i have there weren’t such men, ah, he says: well , veronica karlovna, well, how am i, tell me, am i different from the rest, she says: look, we’ve been dating you for 3 weeks, yes, that’s only 3 weeks, and i already in the fourth month, the song is called my muse. katya from mytishchi. i hugged you with hugs, i found my muse in you, and then kissed you with kisses until your husband came home, immediately there is a composition called thanks to the traumatologist ilyusha. who in life, ha-ha-ha, hehe-hee, well, some have fractures dislocations, and i...

i bought a dress like a tunic when the gerberas bloomed in the fall, i tried to fit into it in the spring with all my might, but apparently the tunics have grown over the winter, there is such a men’s one, it’s called a banquet of a lifetime, we’ve been with you for a long time kvasim vodka. we have been fermenting vodka for a long time, we are fermenting, fermenting, fermenting, fermenting,

should we give you a drum, gerasim, male age, how impudent you are, restless, stop, please, reform. the next one is called, i beg you, please come back, my normal salary from yesterday, there is little money, because of the crisis, and now i’m digging cognac in my eyes, it’s a day on the asphalt, drip-drip-drip-drip-drip. three times a day, the next in the cycle of women's secrets, one

woman, the second says: ver, you are my best friend, i'll reveal a secret, i've been living with a man for a long time, he's handsome, just, oh, just handsome, well, you know, to be honest, he doesn’t love me, hates me and can’t stomach me. well, you know, i’m 50 meters by 50 meters by 50 meters, well, yes, it’s just a face, well, yes, do you think he won’t run away from me, she’s silent, you think, won't he run away, no? well, he won’t run away, he says, but of course he won’t run away, he says, and if i separate him, the song is called, your chest ’s fifth point excites the consciousness of those around you, you sway, sway, when you rest, lyusya, i love your whites, pupils and earlobes , from all sides you are a very cool

tanya, even the size of your feet is as much as forty- five, it worries me from the top of my head. they said that three of your four children are not from him, but she lost the cat, and the cat disappeared, and a stutter appeared, he’s your radio announcer, now as soon as i go out yard, i’ll scream at alka, at the top of my lungs, at the

top of my lungs, you fool, drop the jump rope, she has only one answer, it’s not your concern, woman... 39 years old, just not to work, and i’m working for you, to make you smile, you now , life is pouring with positivity, on my windy motive, life is pouring with positivity, it is my windy motive. a humorous situation can happen anywhere, even on transport, the wife calls

her husband: honey, where are you? he answers her: yes, gal, i’m in a traffic jam, don’t wait soon, please don’t hurt the children, if you meet a good man, marry him. or this situation the minibus driver is driving hard, driving recklessly, not slowing down on turns, the passenger shouts to him: “hey, dear, can’t you turn it down? of course you can, dear, no question, just see, my hands are full, turn down the music as much as you want.” well, as for our program, we won’t be able to keep it quiet, we can only do it with loud applause, because the stage is unique, charming elena stepanenta.

now i’ll tell you a story, i’m walking home from work, it’s late in the evening, you know, yesterday it got cold, it got so cold, so, well, i’m going, the wind just froze everything, i approached the entrance, suddenly a man came up to me at the gateway behind me and said: take off your clothes! am i saying this is all of a sudden? he says i'm a sex maniac. i say, oh, so i believed it, he says, if you make a peep, i’ll kill you, i say, what do i tell you, an exact time signal, or what? don’t awaken

the beast in me, don’t awaken the beast, come quickly, i say, why is it difficult for me? i lock the door and he says: why? i say so that i don’t run away, he says: don’t think about running away, otherwise it will be worse, i say, why should i make it worse? i feel worse without you there is, i just need better, okay, let’s go here, i say, no, here in the hallway, don’t even think about it, suddenly the neighbors will hear me

calling for help, there’s no need to call anyone for help, i say, it will show , you’re a maniac, you have one thing on your mind, he says, i have nothing on my mind, i say, no, remember why you dragged me here, he says: i didn’t drag you, i wanted it in the gateway, i say, it means he still wanted to, he says, well , it was dark there, but look at me here, i say, now we’ll see, only light let's turn off the switch, class, listen, there's a rust-shur-shur silence under my feet, i say, maniac, where are you, maniac, i'll find it, it will be worse. i turn on the light, it’s nowhere, neither in the kitchen, nor in the bathroom, i hear under the sofa, meow, i move

the sofa, i look, he’s lying there, huddled, shaking all over, i say, oh, you naughty cat, he says, i’m not a cat, i say , who he says, he says, cockroach, not in the kitchen, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, screams, neighbors, help, i say, oh you parasite, i remembered about the neighbors, now you... for payback, we divorcees, so don’t expect an amnesty, the doorbell rings, my girls have come, they say, come on, show me where he is, a sex maniac, a terrorist, i turn around, he’s nowhere to be found. in the gateway he wants, in the elevator he can, but when he got to the apartment,

he slipped out through a window with bars, so women, don’t believe it, are maniacs, they are only in the movies, in life there are only talkers left. yes, we already have love, in general, he saved me, the premiere on rtr, marry me, but i want to be a captain, in our village you

won’t find a better groom, she has your character, stubborn as a sheep, what, the sea chose her, you can help, we will definitely save her, but who will she choose? she come back in a month, we’ll sign you up, and that the decision is absolutely final, that you ’re rubbing against me, are you still messing with my girls’ brains? listen, seryozha, maybe we were in a hurry with the wedding, maybe we were in a hurry, yes, it ’s up to you to decide whether you will be my wife or not, what’s the matter with me, a sailor, from monday on rtr, we... go to the doctor, borrow a lot from there is no time with empty complaints, and we don’t go to the doctor when we seriously need to go, forewarned means forearmed, any

remedy has a downside with the most necessary knowledge about health, we dispel myths, help you find out the truth, how to act in order to land well, you need to warm up before that, what to pay attention to, each risk factor should have its own.. .where to look for help? you only need five ingredients that will benefit the entire body: two decades pass from the onset of the disease to its manifestation, so the whole family needs to be examined. the most important information from the most competent sources. take comprehensive care of your body. take care of yourself and stay healthy. about the most important things, from monday to friday on rtr. alisa, grisha's mother, was my close friend, but she died recently. “i

promised her that i would take care of grisha. you will not need anything, there is enough space in my house for all of us. hello, where is oleg borisovich? tonight oleg borisovich died, a massive heart attack. if you allow, i will always be next to you, grisha is aleksanov’s heir, which is why he urgently draws up documents for paternity. money, not a child. katya, no. i am his father, and i will decide where he will live, with whom to communicate with whom to be friends, me, not you, from love to hate, on friday, nart: hello, dear friends, your favorite program is on the air for 60 minutes. 60 minutes tomorrow

on rtf love is when you look in one direction, look, look, look, you want to look, look, let's look, look, well, look at the screen, look at me, carefully, look, look, sign the agreement, we sign simultaneously one, two, three, sign,

where is the second one? wife in response: what the second, fool, why did you grab a grip for a hot frying pan in the kitchen? funny, the husband spills a bowl of soup on himself, damn it, he says, i look like a pig, the wife says, yeah, and i also spilled the soup, a newlywed after the honeymoon, the husband says: honey, before the wedding you said that you can cook, you can

clean potatoes, wife? okay, no problem, but how is it peeled, like a tangerine or like a banana? this artist also cooks every day, preparing wonderful performances that he gives us from the stage. meet sergey dropatenko. friends, touring is always an adventure, it’s always new meetings, i won’t forget how we once went to a concert in tula from moscow by car, already before entering tula, there were tents right on the highway near the road, selling various souvenirs, including including the famous tula gingerbread, and i really wanted something, i said, let's stop, stop.

my sound engineer olya goes out to investigate, returns and reports: all the gingerbreads cost 80 rubles. but they are all different, go choose which one you like. i go out and approach the same tent, to the same woman seller, she immediately recognizes me, oh, hello, we love you so much, i say, thank you, it’s very nice, how much are the gingerbreads, oh, especially this number of yours with the iraquois. i say: it’s not mine, but it’s still nice. what about gingerbread? 220. listen, i don’t remember such inflation even in the nineties. on tour, friends, i have one favorite hobby. i really like to look out of the window of a car or train, signs to different villages there, or signs of rivers, lakes, and so on. our russian fantasy is extraordinary

rich. for this kind of name, but who among you has not come across something like chimadurov, myshegrebov, crawled out, and so on, i have a record holder. such an interesting name, this is the sverdlovsk province, all these cities and towns there like to walk in pairs, upper pyshma, lower pyshma, new lyalya, old lyalya, but these were flowers, berries were waiting ahead, i couldn’t believe my eyes when i saw this sign , a small dog,

from the cry of the man who first entered it, began to gastrulate, i learned: under the old fragment it has a sister river, it flows there damn, i’m thinking, if the voblya flowed into the region, there would be a village at the confluence , god forbid, somehow we were driving along the highway to smolensk, and i saw a sign for one village, we immediately stopped,

three women and told me, after concert they come into the dressing room and say: we are from there! i think now that even in the evening at the concert they will talk about this, and they laugh, they say: sergei, that’s right, it’s not a kick, it’s a kick, and i tell them, you just walked in, i immediately thought, three kicks, i took a closer look, it’s a kick.

karen, you know, i know one funny one story: a lady constantly confused the pedals, gas and brake, when she had to press one pedal, she pressed another, she went to the auto shop, they swapped the pedals for her, now everything is fine, she calmly presses on the place where the gas pedal was and brakes , now he wants to do the same with the turn signals, so that the left one turns on and the right one lights up, this is very similar to a woman, i also know one story like that, some guy got into the habit of going to a bookstore to buy cereal, when they didn’t sell it to him, he started scandal asked for a complaint book, in as a result, especially for him , books were removed from one of the shelves and millet, semolina and

buckwheat were placed there, and then other customers , having bought a book, also began to reach for this shelf, and soon the store was renamed a book and cereal store. and we won’t change or add or rename anything , only humor and fun still reign on our stage, elena vorobey and affina, we meet, pierced pitamenchiki, on the arms like a butt, a lot of foam rubber in the bra, called

pushup, i hardly buy in packs, it’s better quality ax, sheet. slightly soiled this is a consequence of tanning, it’s even more difficult to be natural, how... how difficult it is to be natural, how difficult it is to be natural, to be natural is very difficult, depilation is short-lived, unless the legs, arms, lips are swollen by cosmetologists, breasts are done by surgeons . how difficult it is to be natural

in our 21st century how difficult it is to be natural how difficult it is to be natural how difficult it is. to be natural, to be natural is so difficult, very, very, oh, i have everything of my own, everything is dear, i took after my grandmother with my lips, she uses three-liter jars with her lips opened, friends, i took after my grandfather, it’s even difficult to be natural, how... it’s difficult to be natural, how difficult it is to be

natural, to be natural is so difficult, very, also difficult, to be natural, how difficult, to be natural, how it’s hard to be natural, it’s so hard to be natural, oh! don’t tell me, friend, humor is sometimes difficult on earth, and it rushes into such distances that, in order to overcome, you need to board not a train or a plane, but a spaceship. wow, the wife says to her husband, i want to go into space, the husband says, why? she he says, but there you don’t have to follow a diet, no matter how much you gain, you still feel weightless. haha, yes, that's exactly it. the space theme can also be funny and

very close to us, earthlings. two ladies are talking, one is talking to the other, after all, men are goats. i'll tell you, you assholes. in a dream, mine called me natasha instead of masha, i would have pulled out her hair. the second one answers her: “oh, you still have flowers!” my husband is an astronaut, he flew in from space the other day, and in a dream he hugged me and said: “oh, my green, three-eyed little doll!” and who needs my hair now? tear out? it’s okay, but on our ship the flight is normal, the situation is normal, leon izmailov enters the stage as planned! meets!

for many years i have been collecting all sorts of funny nonsense, absurdities, all sorts of funny things in my opinion, this is what happened, it turned out to be just a whole collection of curiosities, let's start with announcements: on the beach there was an announcement: whoever drowns will not swim again, in the same house i i saw this bible: the elevator does not go down. there was an advertisement in the newspaper: the finder received 1.00 rubles. please return for good reward. there is a funny announcement in the store: ice cream is sold in the meat department. there is an announcement in novosibirsk: a funeral home is looking for a wholesale sales manager. it’s not far from our house, so there’s a store like this that sells meat there. and suddenly i saw such an ad. in our store there is a large selection of beef, lamb and chicken,

that’s the beauty of what was published in the newspaper: a dog has gone missing, do not offer sex, and one more thing, a dog has gone missing, the finder is asked to get vaccinated against rabies, here is the advertisement in the newspaper: i’ll rent a room, maybe with the owners, a hairdresser, this is an amazing ad, a fagot is styling in the women’s room. well, pedicure, as i understand it, at one camp site a notice was just built, the toilet does not work, please use the forest. a group of german tourists arrived there at this camp site, after a couple of hours they asked where there was a toilet, they were told: in the forest, an hour later they came from the forest and said: there is no toilet there, and now let’s move on smoothly to wonderful surnames, what kind of surnames are there? it doesn’t happen, well, for example, it’s not khamkin, it’s immediately obvious

that a decent person is not some khamkin or rude, although such surnames also occur, that’s what a wonderful surname is - gundriser. heavy as a bulldozer, and nothing, there lived a man with that last name, the author of an english textbook, vera gundandriser. in the botanical garden, on peace avenue, i saw a flower of the genus dendron schliepenbach, but a cool name, but of the genus dendron schliepenbach. here, perhaps, it is appropriate to recall the saying of chekhov, who said: there is no such thing in the world that would not be suitable for a jew. surnames. there is such an anecdote: a husband saw the word for his beloved on his wife’s phone, pressed it, hoping to hear his phone ring, but heard the man’s sleepy voice, the husband shouted: “who are you, i’m pulling your legs out,” in response he heard: “stylist, i, hairdresser, my favorite last name, how are you all bothering me?” when

i worked at the factory, we had a storekeeper there named "shirinkina", she was very worried about her surname. and only calmed down when she got married and changed her last name. now her last name is zadova. by the way, the great director mark zakharov had the same surname shirinkin, which gave alexander abdulov the opportunity to once say: mark anatolyevich, your zakharka is unbuttoned. once upon a time in baku there was a pop couple kakalov and kukui, real surname. the odessa administrator, kozak, a well-known such administrator at that time, said: “i don’t know what kind of art they are, but their last name is cash register.” let's move on to the following absurdities: in montenegro, on a restaurant menu, i read chicken soup and beef soup. guide to

it was written to kaliningrad, formerly kenegsberg: the great german philosopher emman kant lived in the city in the 18th century. at the gate of a cemetery in one city, i won’t say the name, there was a poster: “welcome.” at the lobnya station, at the house of culture there was a poster, vote for our candidate, the director of the cemetery and further, think about your future. in peredelkina, at the dacha of one odious critic , it was written: there is an angry dog ​​in the yard, someone added: unprincipled, once in our country a perfume was sold that was called tourist, i kept thinking then, lily of the valley perfume smells like lily of the valley, yes, lilac perfume smells of lilac, i wonder what a tourist’s perfume smells like , yes, on the door of one of the apartments it was written:

knock louder, i still can’t hear anything, it’s not far from our dacha there are two settlements in vgedeevo, one is the village of lizunovo, and the other is the village of perematkino. in montenegro, not far from budva, there is a place called sisichi. by the way, there was once a competition for the most wonderful name, held throughout the country. according to the results of the competition, the village of dudes received first place in the perudian region. second place - mashonki in the kaluga region. third place - barvarina chaika in the saratov region. greedy villages also took part in the competition. on the internet , the address of the ambulance, you know what scorpomru masterpiece sounds like, let's move on to the next section, to advertising: i personally heard on the radio

an advertisement for the miracle remedy tangat ali+, those men who take tangat ali+ products until the last... minutes of their lives experience the strongest sexual desire , i imagined this man, his last minutes life, when he no longer hears anything, understands nothing, paralysis, but the sexual attraction is such that the nurses walk around his bed like a country, or this is an advertisement for white vodka, under each cap there is a squirrel, collect five squirrels and you have a cap, such a masterpiece ,

a note, this is all nonsense, we have known this joke for a long time, here in our grocery store in the confectionery department they sell candies, crow's feet, they say goose's feet, in tashkent on the outskirts of a small store there were panties on the counter, under glass, panties , on they were written "women's turus", and next to them they sold the same panties, but with pantaloons they had the word "turus" written on them. with a sleeve, but such a label outdid everyone, we are already in moscow, which means the saleswoman sells

all sorts of products there, it says utyatina gk, one buyer says, give me 200 g of this duck gk, well, gk, hot smoked, she says, utyatina, utyatina - it’s me, galina konstantinovna, that’s all. we will decide everything ourselves, fiddle with it, no matter what happens, you are now threatening employees during execution, artist, on monday on rtr, there are places that are fascinating because they are part.

this world is worth seeing. smiya caster is the oldest profession in india. they say that a properly made bukhara knife became a real amulet for its owner. a secret to the whole world. on saturday on rtr. can i look after you? i’m still unemployed, i don’t have time, don’t marry me, i’m not worthy of love,

why are you punishing yourself like that, what have you done that you can’t even tell me, a terrible accident will happen, cancel it all, well, cancel it, it’s dangerous, mom, are you with she’s already gone with her fears, i just don’t know where this trouble is coming from, another one. a dumpling is an ear made of dough, the chinese came up with them when the star five is playing,

is evgenia serving as a pirate, and i’m a fish, i’m a fish, very, very exciting, the whole world freezes in anticipation, wow, it’s generally incomprehensible, but time doesn’t wait, every second is in short supply, you know, hare, hare, why, i’ve learned so much now. and the more versions, the greater the chances of winning, but if it weren’t for me, if it weren’t for me, they would have called for me, five for one, on saturday on rtr, a man was killed there, you called an ambulance, maybe he’s still alive, he’s not there, but where is he, look at rtr, well, how is he a local police officer, nothing, we don’t have anything yet.. raya knows

everything, this is not life, these are kolyhan jets, watch the continuation on monday on rtr. you know, karen, the relationship between a man and a woman gives rise to a lot of funny situations, and what kind of ones, one friend asks the other: how did you meet your boyfriend, probably the acquaintance was unusual, the second says: well, listen, of course it was unusual, i i was waiting at... the pushkin monument for my fiancé, before that i went to the salon, did my makeup, my hair, by the way, i spent a lot of money, a guy stood next to me and waited for the bride, my groom and his bride didn’t come, then we met these guys and went for a walk around the city, in the end, well, don’t waste makeup and hair, well, of course, in general this topic is really just inexhaustible, the groom

says to the bride, finally, dear... “we ’ll be alone, i bought three movie tickets, bride asks, why three? well, these tickets are for your parents and brother, now we are all let's be alone, alone with this magnificent artist, meet natalya korosteleva on the stage of the parade of humor. in our songs, men are so gentle, affectionate, romantic, like knights who are ready to do anything for us, in life everything is completely different. i decided to sing our songs as

it happens in life, and not as the poets fantasized. have you heard this song: i’ll buy you a house by a pond in the moscow region, have you heard? remember how it goes further in the text, remember? it means that he bought her a house, led her there by the hand, and there she sits and watches, and the white lioness is on the pond shakes a fallen star. girls, raise your hand to whom the man gave a house in the moscow region with swans. at least one hand, that’s right, because in life this doesn’t happen, in life it happens like this, i’ll buy you a house, by a pond in the moscow region, i’ll plant a vegetable garden, and i’ll buy a shovel, 20 beds. 40

rows of carrots, in nature, i could so that you could rest like a black black man in a malipa, you scratch on the crust, you shout that all this pedaling you are in a coffin, and i also... on that pond there were about 40 pigs, so that i could rest you 've been here for 30 days, and you've heard this song, everything for you, sunrises and fogs, flower

meadows for you, what flower meadows, eh? will give one carnation for 30 rubles, you know, a match broken like that, in general, really honestly, this song, a husband would sing to his wife like that, everything for you, a stove and a meat grinder for you, a broom, a dog and a sponge for you, a duster with salt for you, and for me? steve and tv for me, bars with striptease for me, friends, fishing, vanya for me, for you, half-way on all fours for you, washing windows in a squat for you, and to play like a cotton candy for you, afilya, filya,

remember for... my only one, hand on heart, in a man’s life there is only one creature that he loves, cherishes, cherishes and is ready for. shine such lines at him, my only one, bmpxx5, new, not wrinkled, taken on credit for 100 years, why do i need it now, wife, you’re better than her, you rush me so fast, and most importantly you’re always silent, but you’ve heard this song, stash mikhailov sings, do you hear, it means that the man’s wife left him there, and this man

sings, without you, without you, oh-oh-oh, that’s it unnecessary i immediately got up without you, oh, it’s just very bad without you. i’m wasting my life in vain, but you see that a man without a wife came to the resort and is wasting his life in vain, but he doesn’t believe me and he’s doing the right thing, because in fact, a free man without a wife would sing this song like this... without you , without you, immediately i had money, the shopping and running around stopped,

your peterina doesn’t fit into my pocket, without you, without you, all your relatives got off my neck, your stupid wife is the flower of the day, and why did he sniff, you won’t hurt me, but in any case it’s better, without you, fool, they heard, they heard, yegor krit sings such a wise philosophical song, it means that a guy fell in love with a girl and tells his mother, oh god, mom, mom, me going crazy. her smile, mom, my head is spinning, it’s only in songs, but guys, in the lives of men, something completely different excites me, oh god, mom,

mom, i’m going crazy, her apartment, mom ’s head is spinning, 100 m square mom, i’m getting parquet in the lodge, i’m getting married i don't care that she's 78 years old. men, our dear ones, please be like this in life, what you are in your songs, tender, affectionate, romantic, then there will definitely be eternal love between us. she, like a ray of sunshine, will touch us, dispel the darkness of the clouds, her string, heard only by two, the clear light of love, will warm

us in the snowy february, and dissolve in tenderness, sadness. carrying us into the distance of gray days, the lead will melt the loyalty of loving hearts , the everyday ice will melt, and we will fly away, then your soul will cling to my soul eternally. love, like two wings, washes away again, mirrors shine, through the years, together you and i

always, guys, and if you love us, we will forgive you everything else, then to hell with it, we will eat from the pan, we will allow you, and we will allow you to throw socks everywhere, without bothering anyone who is not shaved. snore at night, have thunder in your soul in the morning, be with friends in the garage all night, walk around in the days of a coward, with crumbs in your mustache, because eternal love, which is stronger than this, must save you from all adversity. she and only love, we need, she,

alone, only love is important. i want to inspect your network, because dolphins are dying for me, which is the premiere on rtr, one once the dolphin was caught, they released him, zora, bring us some fish, and who is the crazy sailor with katya rasul, she doesn’t swim with the flow, we’re getting ready to go, come on!

she is sailing after a dream, help, people are rowing on a motorboat, i turn around. from monday on rtr, soviet.

i noticed, then it turns out that my husband and my cat are the most intelligent creatures, orientalism, this is conditionally some kind of parallel agenda, why don’t you worry, eva eua, continuation of the conversation in new episodes of our podcasts, and so as not to miss anything, subscribe, listen, watch on the media platform let's watch. substation, the first podcasts we watch, my father didn’t actually die, dad, you are the only dear person left in my life, i really want to introduce you to your sister, she will accept you, let’s try to be friends, help each other, she will believe in you, you fell in love, but he, he doesn’t like me, maybe we could meet you sometime? will require sacrifices from you, i love

you, i love you very much, we cannot be together, she is my sister, she is my family, i i can’t hurt her, it’s someone else’s family on saturday at rtr, we go to the doctor, we take up a lot of his time with empty complaints, and we don’t go to the doctor when we seriously need to go, i’ll come. damaged means armed. any remedy has a downside with the most necessary knowledge, health. we dispel myths and help you find out the truth. how to proceed? to land well, you need to warm up beforehand. what should you pay attention to? there should be a pill for each risk factor. where to look for help? you only need five ingredients which will benefit the entire body. from the onset of the disease to... its manifestation takes

two decades, so the whole family needs to be examined. the most important information from the most competent sources. take care of your complex body, take care of yourself and be healthy. about the most important things from monday to friday on rtr. by the way, a told joke can not only make you laugh, but in turn give birth to a new funny situation. one man says to a friend: “you know, this is how to check your wife’s fidelity upon arrival from business trips." he says: i don’t know, but how? tell her a funny joke: if in the closet... or under the bed, no one laughs, then everything is fine, but what about a joke, even a terrible situation can give rise to a funny moment: one man looked a friend’s horror film went home, shaking along a dark alley, then

three people blocked his way, a man screamed, who are you to him: give him money, we are hooligans, the man rushed to hug and kiss them, thank god, thank god, otherwise? i thought... that you are ghouls, now they’re the only ones waiting for us continuous funny moments, because our guest is not just anyone, but the semyanyuk theater, dear passengers, boarding continues on one express train, st. petersburg, moscow, departure from 23:50.