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Understanding 9/11tv Bolshie peremeni RUSSIA1 July 21, 2024 1:00pm-2:00pm MSK
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physical education and sports are not only important for a person, but also sometimes give a cheerful mood. at her request, the husband bought his wife an exercise bike to keep herself in good shape. the first day she pedaled, the next morning her husband looked, she just sat on it, sat for a minute, sat for 5 minutes, well, my husband couldn’t stand it, what are you doing? you don’t turn the pedals, she says: today i’m going down the hill, well done, well done, there’s no need to blame women, men are good too, a conversation between two friends, listen, you said a month ago that your husband decided to go in for sports and bought all sorts of sports equipment, well, as the equipment does not lie idle, the second one says: no, everything is fine, weights, i’m at the dacha, when i press the lid on the sauerkraut, it’s drying perfectly on his home horizontal bar. well,
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this artist uses everything only for its intended purpose, dumbbells to do exercises, and his talent to delight the audience, welcome svetoslav yeshchenko to the stage! there is a fashion store on the black sea coast , the saleswomen emma, eleona and the store owner esidora work there. friends call all three women simply: emka, elka, eska. similarly, in colloquial speech they call what? clothing size. the size of the clothes is absolutely correct. and so coincided, emma
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was getting married, eleanor unexpectedly ended up in the hospital with appendicitis, do not confuse it with appendicitis, and the owner isidora left the beauty salon for hair coloring and asked her husband, tofik pofikovich, to stay behind the counter for a while, if something was unclear, offer the client coffee and wait until she returns, but he is a builder, you know, he has his own team, he generally knows russian. but not strong in the intricacies of trading vocabulary, a customer comes into the store, let's remember, emka, that is, where is emma, getting married, getting married, absolutely right, you remember everything, great, elka ilinora, in the hospital with appendicitis, eska esidora, housewife, dyes her hair in the salon, holy business, in the store only, tofik, don’t care. a customer
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is considering a shirt of a certain style as a gift for her husband, but it is a very large size, but for her husband she needs a medium one, i will tell you further in person, please tell me, is there an emka, emka, of course, there is an emka, only she's gone now, when will she be alone? a little bit of vilification will be only for the wedding at home , i can’t understand it, what the groom took to vilify already won’t be enough for you, what ’s second-hand here? this russian word, i don’t know,
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let’s better, i’ll fill you with coffee, let’s solve my question, there’s no emka, maybe there’s an elka? elka is there too, of course, elka is there, only elka will be sometime later, also in a week, 3 days, maybe more, it depends, it depends on how well they sew it up, is there a hole in it, of course, of course, elka has this one, i forgot what it’s called , the unnecessary one must be cut off and protected back. some kind of marriage or what? no, it's a bad thing, elka didn't beat it, no one takes it, gurgen ate it once, immediately returned it, they said
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it doesn't fit, strange, it's such a modern model, dear, it doesn't make you laugh, it's an elk model, don't give a fuck about looking at the double bass from behind . you're confusing something about the sizes, you 've probably only recently been working in a store, honestly, i don't work here at all, i'm here as a substitute, and i have my own business, the same kind of thing as sewing? yes, that's right, the construction site is digging, come on, i'll put out your coffee, let's solve mine question, no? not emki, not elki, but at least there is esko, eska, at least there is esko, in an hour it will be, it should be in an hour, but the color will be the same, no, change the color as
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it changes, paint it, yes , before, taska had a color, dark series... why repaint a good thing, like in russian, so that the wool is as white as new, it’s also wool, okay, god bless it, do you have some kind of fashionable t-shirt, there is. there is a t-shirt, a very fashionable t-shirt, but it’s not here, but where? in the warehouse, clean the floor, are you washing the floors with a t-shirt? no, a mop, but a t-shirt for him
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he’s holding on, we used to have a half-mile emka, now he’s getting married, they took this t-shirt for you. so i ’ll ask you to imagine the face of this unfortunate customer, these protruding eyes and open mouth, so is this a t-shirt, elka, emka, women, or what? who's the shirt, or what? so i just need a shirt, preferably size m, i ask in russian, do you have the shirt i need?
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look, you have a stylish top, and don’t you see, he’s just right, it’s not a top, but a tofik, i’m the most stylish in our city, i love the laminate style of everyone, women, wait. done, thank you, i’m going through a very difficult feeling,
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30 years old, my cherry nine had no competitors, didn’t make it. come here for a song, the russian land will become full of talents, songs from the bottom of my heart, andrei malakh’s evening show. today on rtl from the first note, beauty, rapping, with the first phrase, a bird in your hands is better than a feather in one place, you swim shallowly, bone, with the first smile, we recognize each of them, face, pros. the back of the head, bellov, or something, the first class and i are together, for everything
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we do, we are also responsible together, and in all this crap, i’m covering for you, team, slow down from the car, run, the whole team, just look at the platform. “who we are, where we are going , what kind of country we are, what is our value, we have not changed, a russian person remains a russian person, they are not afraid of anything, of course, there is something inside, such a chill, anything can happen, no matter what don’t give up, i ’ll still do what i do, the higher the pressure, the stronger the concrete, that’s it, never change yourself.”
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fate from monday to friday on rtr, we don’t have princes in our city, i bet you’ll sit before you wait, let me invite you to dinner, maybe i can somehow cheer you up? all your words were lies, all declarations of love, our dreams about the future
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were lies. i beg you very much, don’t leave grisha, okay, i’ll give you a week to find the father, start filling out documents for the child, have you really fallen for this katya, what kind of nonsense is this? of course not, your family needs to meet a woman, or maybe i’ve already met her? katya, no, they said they came from you, you betrayed us too, from love to hate, friday on ttp.
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whether you catch a fish big or small, well, in general, you chose the right place. why do people count proteins, fats and carbohydrates? this is where my question begins: can delicious food be
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healthy? i try it, inflammation levels decrease, pain decreases, can healthy things be enjoyable, science fiction, can science be understandable, and you make a wish, yes. and it lifts the mood, that’s for sure, the formula for food on saturday on rtr. oh, parents and children are an inexhaustible topic for humor. mom says to her daughter: “daughter, tonight is the night dad will tell you the tale of the little house."
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the daughter says: "mom, don't." the mother asks why? because the last time in his fairy tale, when everyone was asked: who lives in the little house and it came to the frog, then for some reason she she didn’t croak, but began to snore. yes, the kids sometimes amuse us a lot. the son asks his mother: mom, where are my pants with the biggest pockets? mom says: why do you need them , son? ask dad for pocket money." they are inimitable, the little girl asks her mother: mom, what time are you got married? mother to her, at 19? my daughter says: at 19, it’s late, i’d better go out during the day, because the sun will be shining, well, for us the sun is shining at any time, because this is
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the sun, our bright spotlights, and under this sun svetlana will now appear. agoda years fly like birds, what a soulful song, so life-giving. yes, oh, well , there’s no better way to say it, but the years fly by, they’re in a hurry somewhere, it’s all gone by now, the children have already grown up, then my god, it’s only recently that they’ve been poking around in the sand, that’s it something happened already they grew up, they got married, well,
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i have two children, two, a son and a daughter, right? yeah, so now i’m my father-in-law’s mother- in-law all rolled into one, yeah, a hybrid, my father-in-law, but no, don’t think about it, i’m good, i’m good, i don’t bother young people at all, i don’t bother with them, why bother with them? , what’s there to get in the way, this is under your feet, this, well, they themselves know how, well, the main thing for me is that everything is fine with them, so that... this is fine, so that they have this love, i to i don’t even go to them, but no, i don’t go, i don’t go at all, but no, no, no, why should i go to them? walk, they still don’t open the doors for me, so out of principle i don’t go, that’s all, well, i call sometimes, i rarely call, rarely, well, sometimes i call, yeah, in general, i call every hour,
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how long? it's time, hello, hello, son, it's me, well, well, well, how are you there, son, and you ate there in the morning, ate, ah, what did your lahu feed you? and i fried eggs, but what happened, and what did you eat? no, why so? and she got caught with a shellfish, it’s right that she didn’t eat it, yeah, her hands are growing out of nowhere, well, look, she made eggs with shells,
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well, how is this possible, well, i’m not, well, thank god, not with chicken droppings of god. you're lucky, son, here's her bot, as lucky as anyone, yeah , yes, your wife has a black train in cooking, yes, yes, yes, well, well, at least she didn't poison her, son, well, hang in there, i'll call you back, i i’ll call you back, yeah, hello, daughter, right?
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look, what a gra, the shell was caught, he didn’t eat the scrambled eggs, look at what, oh, look at what a gentleman, daughter, and you tell me that there’s a lot of calcium in the shell, yeah, calcium strengthens teeth, nails and horns, yes to him just we need to find out what he’s doing there, where he ’s going, what kind of sauna, look? he asks to go to the steam room to take a steam bath with his friends, daughter, don’t let him in, don’t let him in, i know these steam rooms, yeah, they have time to do everything there except wash themselves,
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that’s it, let him sit at home, yeah, he’s getting used to scrambled eggs, that’s it, i’ll call you back, lord, god, she said, she said, why do you need these fucks, hello? what is it, son? yes, she told her sister, so she was busy, what happened there, they were worried, but thank god, so why were they worried? what are you, an infection, you, look, he won’t let a man into the bathhouse.
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why should you live with her or something, she’s old, mom, she’s scary, well, scary, scary, but then there would be someone to guard the dacha, now fuck with your venus without a hand, everything, son, everything, finished. offers to go to his aunt in tula, look, what, what to say, what to say, i’m interested, but he doesn’t have money,
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is he lying? the daughter is lying, i’m telling you for sure, i’m telling you, he has a stash, he made it, we’ll find this stash, i’ll teach you, daughter, that means what are you doing, that means he went to bed, and you, well, at two or three o’clock, when he’s just asleep, you’ll set the sheet on fire under him, you’ll scream fire, i understand, he ’ll be the first to rush to save his little one, that’s it here you take your braid and go to the sea, that’s it, daughter, come on! come on, act, mom won’t teach you anything bad, come on my girl, come on, and i’ll go to the kitchen, i need to cook scrambled eggs, yeah, otherwise your father will come from the bathhouse, and i still haven’t got a horse lying around.
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so patient, for some reason i’m looking at you, the anesthesia is not working at all, it’s time for us to do the operation, by the way, the patient, and you’re in i know that i just bought my diploma yesterday, you see, i lost consciousness, so, comrades, we are starting the operation, that’s for sure, exactly, humor. the hospital is no exception, the doctor says to the patient, so, girl, let me listen to you, she says: “oh, thank you, doctor, at least listen to me, otherwise, you know, i don’t have anyone to talk to directly, and i have so many has accumulated, i can’t keep it to myself, i need to discuss all this with someone, there’s no one at home with me, my husband, you know, covers his ears, my mother-in-law is in no hurry to visit, a friend is on vacation, she left, a neighbor is at the dacha, only the cat is left, and she is a bastard, the sofa is occupied, yes, this artist, and he can
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find him anywhere, because he is firmly convinced that our whole life is full of humor. meet andrey varinov on our stage. let's imagine that the stars of yesteryear are getting acquainted with our modern stage, and claudia is the first to confidently take the floor. shulzhenko to your applause, i remember how the audience in the hall listened to the old mother, oh, how you sounded, but the stage fell silent.
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and give in like them, fear that they will be in peace it’s easier for songs to change, like the plague than, to change new letters, for songs it’s easier, like the plague , to insert new letters, thank you, lyudmila zikina. and the bottles are gone, they are tossing from any stage, they are already drinking the end and end of the debt. well, what are you doing, shout to them,
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the plot that we had was that the hares mowed the grass in the clearing. and it won’t be long before provence, thank you, you can remember the rhetorician of artists for a very long time, but you know, lyudmila markovna, 5 minutes is enough to tell your history, meet lyudmila markovna gurchenko. if you're tired of it, watch the scene, if nostalgia has captured you at once, then catch it urgently, our greetings are priceless, if you have nothing to listen to, remember us, and a smile, without
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a doubt, will suddenly touch your eyes and be in a good mood. will not leave paul chasse, thank you! navy day at rtr. main naval parade. live you will see white tunics and bright banners. russian ships of great glory. glory to the russian navy! hooray! watch the film about lovers at sea. nakhimovtsy. comrades nakhimovites, we will be glad to welcome the winners of the tournament, day
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of the naval parade. and a special holiday episode of the show “songs from the whole heart.” every time my father brought huge beautiful shells as a gift. when the sea is rocking and a hurricane is raging. russia honors its fleet. russia congratulates its heroes. july 28 - all day. can i tag along with you? i'm unemployed for now, time is running out. no need to match me. i’m not worthy of love, why are you punishing yourself like that, what did you do that you can’t even tell me, it will happen terrible accident, cancel it all, well , cancel it, it’s dangerous, mom, you
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’ve already left with your fears, i just don’t know where this trouble is coming from, another victim was found in the north of moscow. it’s easier for her to see someone else’s future than to forget her past. there was something in your life that torments you, am i right? i just saw a man who has been dead for a long time. evgenia dobrovolskaya, women with a past on saturday on rtr. there are places that fascinate because they are part of the cultural code, because they have power, beauty and history. conquer! the order is ready! explore, nature, mother, dear, simply incredible beauty, you already understand what the vietnamese’s favorite means of transportation is, there are 10 million moped drivers here,
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taste it, oh, your eyes run wide, how delicious everything is, as my mother says, it’s mind blowing, this world is worth seeing, the caster is brave... this is the most ancient profession in india, they say that a correctly made bukhara knife became a real amulet for its owner, in secret to the whole world, on saturday on rtr. an ironclad response to the missile threat from the us and germany. that's all, iskander is ready for combat use. where are the iskanders flying now? descent range - 500 km. we will wait for target f16. and why the current damage radius
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is far from the limit. do you realize that different orders can be received? an order is an order. target 12 is empty. so, things are going as they were built. where and how we go in the summer, we don’t need to go anywhere else, traffic has become seamless, we’ll find out what it’s like right now and check it out with the help of this... lada aura, by the way, the same one on which the president tested the m11 highway. bullet or coronavirus? what is more dangerous for the usa? we settle our differences at the battle urn. why does trump, the vice president, need a redneck from a dysfunctional family. yes here, no. why did vance's grandmother set his grandfather on fire? yes, he deserves it, what else is jady from the rust
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belt known for? i don't care what happens in ukraine. global relocation. why elon musk is fleeing california to texas. california law prohibits schools from informing parents that students are seeking to change their sexual orientation or gender identity. who advised musk's son change gender why biden's america gets into bed. big news with evgeny popov today on
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rtr. eh, cooking gives us a lot of funny things. the girl baked a cake for the first time in her life and gave it to her mother to try. mom, how sweet is it? yes, mom says, it’s very sweet, just add less salt. is pepper okay? another man enters the train car. good people, it’s been 2 weeks already . i don’t know how to cook, but i really want to eat, women, whoever can, but stay with me, now an artist who he knows how to cook perfectly, and today he has prepared a very funny number for you, staged by karen avanesyan. asks why there is so much eastern or
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caucasian humor in my repertoire, i always honestly say, look carefully at my face, how can you tell belarusian jokes with such a face, even many presenters at concerts often announce that i am the most recognizable russian comedian, it’s impossible forget boris sergeevich brunov, when he admonished me to the all-union artist competition , i suffered: there was a cigar, he said so, and ornisyan, and today the main question is being decided: either you will become a laureate, or you will become an armenian, and how we were surprised by the wonderful magician, manipulator harutyun avayakovich akapyan. dear friends, look at my palm, so as not to say that there is some kind of pocket on my palm, now i am from this palm, but
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better give me money, and of course, today, how can we not remember the funniest and least scary woman in the world performed by georgy frantsevich milyar. oh, i was a rejuvenating saga, self-propelled, they drive themselves, they drive themselves, they deliver the boxes themselves. oh! and
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each of these artists had his own unforgettable voice, it could be distinguished from a thousand other voices, well, for example, the voice of anatoly dmitrievich papalov, well, i don’t know what to tell them, as our boss mikhail mikhailovich said, huul iron without leaving the cash register. so that you live on one salary, look, don’t get confused, kutuzov, well, how are we today.
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instead of money, i would tell my salary with jokes, life would be fun, let’s play music, composer, let’s go, tell a joke, fresh funny, take
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any product in the store, make the seller laugh if you couldn’t, get what someone already ate yesterday thank you, you know, lenochka, the relationship between mother-in-law and son-in-law is a complete comic situation, the mother-in-law scares the son-in-law from around the corner, oh, the son-in-law is scared, mother,
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mother-in-law, well, that’s what i call it, otherwise claudia egorovna, claudia egorovna. and not only mother-in-law and son-in-law, there are also other relatives. the mother-in-law always, when she came to visit, began to criticize the food that her daughter -in-law had prepared, here it was undercooked, there it was undercooked, then somehow she comes, well, your soup is not nice, there are some unpeeled potatoes floating around, oh no, your son cooked it , yes, well, nothing, nothing, delicious. delicious, delicious, everything is serious in the relationship between the viewer and the artist, if there are comic situations, then only in the sketches of these artists, meet valentina korkina and viktor ostrolukhov in our parade of humor.
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i want to immediately share with you this one joy, you know, soon valentina has a birthday, an anniversary, such heavenly beauty, you can say, you know, i don’t know what to give her, that’s what to buy her for such a wonderful date, i want i should consult with you, maybe you can give me a hint, huh? what's better than anything for a woman looking so chic? to give an anniversary, but what’s more daring, he says, i’m in love with diamonds, why do you need diamonds, explain to me who you’re going to lure, who you wanted to lure,
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he lured him a long time ago, well, after all, with a bench like that ... that’s for the soul, what you want , say, vasya, vasya, vasya, vasya, va, give me something like that, something like that so that i can say, lexus, rolled out my lip, lexus, now, you almost want a frying pan, but there are those that without i fried oils in just water, there are, there are, there are, there are, well, for the last anniversary, you already gave me a frying pan. here you see how much i spent as a gift and i don’t regret it , but why do you need two frying pans, but i know what to give you know what? look at people
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, it’s not a shame to go out, right, it’s hanging on a hanger, too , so the heart rejoices, yes, yes, well, i want it to be a surprise and so as not to drag you to the shops, vasya vasya vasya vasya, surprises may not be the right size, that’s not
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well, i don’t mind the money, as much as i have, i’ll give it to everyone, it’s divine beauty, just like that, and after a week you’ll throw it away, that’s also not the point, i want you to like it, that everyone gasped, vasya, that everything is just like that, oh that’s it, yes vasya. last year you already bought a fall coat for yourself, well, well, you say , why do you need two coats and not a good coat by the way , look in the winter, you can lift a sweater in the spring on your naked body, a wonderful coat you bought from the nose, he won’t have it, that’s bad when the money there is, yes, there is no money to buy anything,
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here you suffer, suffer, well, tell me honestly what you want with me, and thank you, thank you, give yourself an electric razor, otherwise i’ve already begun to walk with you anyway, i was joking, yes , no, no, no, listen, it’s her, it’s her, she was joking, that’s it problem, what, vasya, i wanted to buy shuvu, vasya, vasya, vasya, vasya, but why, vasya, did science interfere, how is it, vasya, that ’s how it is, they say, climate change is coming, yes , the poles are changing places, yes, in 100 years, you and i will have the heat here, like in africa, well, where, where are you in 100 years in this fur coat, and where, it’s a mockery of people, huh? after all, they’ll laugh at the fact that you need to buy a meat grinder, well, an electric one, god, thank you, i advised you, otherwise you
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’re twisting, twisting, twisting with your hands, and oh, it’s hard, i guess it’s already, yes, yes, yes, at your age even meat it’s already harmful, yes, if you buy it, you’ll only harm it, but i ’m your enemy, not your husband, he’s not, your husband, and not your enemy, what kind of poles are there anyway, should i buy you for nordic walking, the doctors advise, we’ve already got half a quart with these poles they walk, they limp, well , well, maybe they can buy expensive sticks, yes, oh, but i want everyone to be envious, for everyone around to gasp, for everyone around to be like, oh that’s it, yes, so, oh that’s it, come on...
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but you can show it, only to me alone, so it turns out that you gave yourself a gift, no, no, no, it’s better then to buy an electric razor, here are 3 months, the same thing in my head, how to please, how to spend it, so there is money, there is money, but there is no sense, what do you really have, what do you need to give with money, right? now everyone does this, they gave you money, go buy what you want, how much should you give, but a thousand, 10? oh,
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pasya, vasya, what are you, 100. wow, don’t be sorry, but people will ask you, they’ll ask, what did your husband give you for your anniversary, and so what if they show this 1000 every time , yes, they'll kill you, oh, they'll bury you, and you won't find anyone, and what's more, you know what they'll say, i did it on purpose, it was timed for the anniversary, no, no, no, no, that won’t, won’t work, won’t work, an electric razor would be better, you’ll look at your husband and rejoice at what kind of husband you have, and everyone around you will be envious, everyone around you will gasp , just like that, that’s all.
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you know, creative people also have funny moments, and since they are people of a special type, their situations are very interesting. fan.
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"buy me a dress from milan, your wife, oksana, great, my smartphone already sucks, send me some money. for a cool signature son, we let's also move on to the poems, because no song can do without them, meet sergey vaytenko and the duet bayan mix.
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hey! we don’t care, but we don’t care, even if we are afraid of the wolf and the catfish, we have the matter at hand.
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the joys of guitars, the grandiose soviet project bam continues to celebrate its half-century anniversary, unique footage, a chronicle of construction and komsomol life, a story of heroism and love. the heroes of the famous brigade of alexander bonder meet after 50 years. malakhov on monday on rtr.
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this is garbage, this one here. he and i already have love. he saved me, the premiere on rtr, marry me, and i want to be a captain, in our village you won’t find a better groom, she has your character, stubborn as a sheep, that the sea chose her, you can help, we will definitely save her , and who will she choose, come?
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from monday on rtr. hello on the rossiya vesti tv channel, in the denis polunchukov studio and most importantly by this hour. they didn’t make it to the front, russian troops hit with iskander guns. railway echelon of the armed forces of ukraine. a large amount of equipment, including american equipment, was destroyed.
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