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tv   Khudozhnik  RUSSIA1  July 22, 2024 1:00pm-2:00pm MSK

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forgive me, i'm such a fool, i don't listen to my heart. do you know what my heart says, listen, don’t you want to kiss me, do you really want to?
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fry, i know what i want, and i want everything to be right with us, to get married. the first converted night, you think, i don’t want it, it’s so great that we both want the same thing, that ’s it, but what about the wedding, tomorrow we’ll go to saks, we’ll set the next date, but we’ll have our wedding night right today, and you know what, i’ll quickly take a bath with aromatic salts. you'll be absolutely amazed, i i
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i was already almost stunned, but the pipe, well, isn’t trying to torture? “i’m upset , it’s nonsense, maybe, here’s a little table, yes, that you ’re still embarrassed, everything will be fine, you submit an application, yes, they don’t accept it, i mean, the registrar broke his leg, replace it with someone, awesome, lol, but you’re not cry, okay, yes, in two weeks it won’t be over yet, but don’t worry, it’s already clear what’s what, well, if he changes his mind,
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well, you’re crazy, let’s go find out everything ourselves, i feel sorry for the girl, she shouldn’t be nervous now at all not an option, and 2 weeks is not a long time, do you agree, i agree, well then, until the evening, or something, until the evening, well... the documents haven’t been submitted, uh-huh, can i kiss you, otherwise?
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“i don’t understand, but she broke her leg, and they can’t send a replacement from the regional center, they can’t, they’re parasites, here you can persuade a guy until you bring him to the parliament, and they ’re making such a dirty trick, who are you talking about now, no, no , i’m not talking about you, i’m like that in general, uh-huh, but what happened at my entrance, and in general”? it’s already light, in the morning i go out onto the stairs, and there ’s blood right on the steps, oh, it’s as if someone was dragging a corpse, how are you in they called the police, and then they’ll torture you with questions, maybe you should tell kostyukov, no need, i’ll run out myself at lunchtime and see what’s going on there. oh, hello,
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hello! excuse me, but it’s you who clean everything here, don’t know anything, i say, you clean the entrance, well, you wash everything here, yes, yes, yes, and you washed half the floor this morning, the floor, the floor, well, yes, and there were some traces there... then, there are no traces, there was blood, a lot, a lot, blood, they probably slaughtered a ram, but you don’t know who can slaughter a ram here? girl, now you can’t cut, this is not the time, don’t you know when the time is at the end august, yeah, thanks, i'll let you know. anna
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mikhailovna, tell me, from which floor did the trail come from? well, bloody, from the third? aw! is anyone home? yes, it’s clean, even if you eat off the floor, that’s right, i wanted to do it like a human being, like
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a decent person, nati, you know, but i think it was not by chance that the receptionist broke her leg, i don’t understand what you don’t understand? just some kind of luck, and most importantly, you are not to blame for anything, there are no claims against you, i call it a gift of fate, but what is a gift, you, by the way, are married yourself, yes married, and what do you regret about this, you know, i really love my wife, but if we weren’t married, i would love her even more, but who am i telling, you were there, well, you were, that means you know everything yourself, so rejoice. rejoice while you can, and all i can do is, a man was killed there, where
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projected number nine is, second entrance, third floor, apartment 48, i checked with soykin, he lives there, you called an ambulance, maybe he’s still alive, he’s not there, but where is he? so, where did you get the idea that he was killed? the door to his apartment was open, i went in, and there was such order there, perfect, and that in a bachelor’s apartment perfect order, well, it’s clear that this is not just like that, the killer covered his tracks, and also... “soikina saw blood on the stairs, soikina also saw something else, the cleaning lady confirmed her words, let’s go with rima palovna to the address , we’ll find out what’s what, horror,
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don’t look at me, i’ll start a case when you come up with something substantive.” on rtr, you don’t need to make an appointment with him, it’s a joke, he will come to your house himself, we get started, he will always help, we will train on how
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to walk on ice correctly, he will always tell you how to increase low blood pressure, as a freshener air can lead to asthma, how to properly... taking medicine will always support a bowl of macaroni and cheese, this is a pan of dumplings or a frying pan of fried potatoes in lard, a knitting needle. this is how a child sleeps, but i don’t advise you to do this: a doctor you can trust 100%. and you will be happy. well, i don’t guarantee happiness, but i’ll definitely get more health. doctor myasnikov. on saturday. on rtr.
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navy day at rtr. main
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naval parade. live you will see white tunics and bright banners. oveinye glory to the ships of the russian fleet. glory to the russian navy. hooray. watch a film about lovers at sea. nakhimovtsy. comrades nakhimovites. we will be happy to welcome the winners of the tournament on the day of the naval parade. from the special holiday episode of the show “songs from the whole heart.” every time my father brought huge beautiful shells as a gift. russia honors its fleet. russia congratulates its heroes.
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you're not there to look, there was blood here,
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now let's see, i washed it well, clean, no one doubted it, it's called ultraviolet, let's see now. what kind of sheep was this, with a passport or something? well, what can i say about kamaev? he moved to our city six months ago, bought an apartment, a one-room apartment, doesn’t take anyone around and doesn’t drink, what he does is unknown, i mean, who does he work for? yes , he works in microloans, on sochi, that ’s what he does at home, it’s unknown, i ’m telling you, no women, no alcohol, well, it’s suspicious, you don’t know who could want him. well, i don’t know this, but they killed him for sure because of his work, why do you
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think so, well, in microloans the bandit is bandit, after all, everyone knows this, it’s clear, you have to go there all of them, arrest them all, yes, we’ll sort it out, only then don’t say that i didn’t warn you, i won’t say it, the impression is that you generally doubt all my words , there is a little, that’s it, everything is clear to me, you know what, go about your murder yourself, and i won’t say a single word to you again,
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yes, pathetic, well done, congratulations, i don’t even know what to say to her, i’m happy for you , and you know what, i’m sorry, i said something stupid at the wedding, ol, let’s go, oh, well, how is he district police officer, nothing, we didn’t have anything yet, we decided to wait until the wedding, as... i know his movie, i’ve already seen it, don’t be offended, but as a friend i’m telling you, there’s nothing good in this movie, finish it, yes, this won’t last long, for the sake of such a thing you can wait, i had a friend lenka, she also told her lover, before her wedding, and that then she agreed to wait, and
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a month later he ran away to the one who is nana, oh, so... kostyukov this is not the case at all, he’s more likely to run towards us, he’s trembling to me, of course, this is not the case, they are all tremulous, they only think about one thing, raya, little raya, i’m just looking for you, i have important information for you, what other information, what about the murder, in short, that’s what i found out, microloans of this kamaev, gangster organization, pensioners are being scammed, how do you know, a reliable source, my friend, valentina, is going to a funeral tomorrow, but one of them was scammed, she
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died because of these loans, i would like to talk to your valentina, i don’t know, she’s there something closed, sitting at home, with strangers doesn’t communicate at all, just like that with strangers, but she and i will quickly find a common language, you can rest assured, oh, it’s a pity that i haven’t heard about your promotion before, a sixty-five percent discount for those over 65, it’s just my day i was born recently, yes, it was also possible to fit in like an old man, uh-huh, oh, so what? how can i not remember, but sleep peacefully, peacefully, this is unlikely, oh, i don’t like funerals, i buried so many friends, i don’t even have anyone to talk to, i sit like an owl, i don’t go anywhere, and now ira has died, and yet she me for 2 years younger, and what happened to her, she was sick, what
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kind of sick she was, she was sick, they took her to the grave, her relatives tried, m... microloans, they probably heard what it was, well , it’s crazy, the old one fell apart completely, it’s not for vitalik’s son i started saying nothing, his salary isn’t great anyway, i decided to take out a loan for a new wardrobe, i took it out, but i didn’t read the contract all the way, it ’s written so neatly that you can only read it through a magnifying glass, as a result, after six months, i was left with my ira with a closet, but without its share. like this, what kind of microloans are these contracts, isn’t it on sochiskaya, heaven, were you there too , don’t take money from them, these are creatures, scoundrels, scammers, oh, i already understood, now i’m worried about her son vitalka, oh, how he is now without his mother, as if he hadn’t killed these
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reptiles, oh, heaven, how he cursed them, oh, how he cursed them, ah’. pray, what are you doing now?
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prochka raya,
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raya, forgive me, well, i wasn’t laughing at you, i just didn’t... expect it, that’s not what i wanted to say, or rather, i expected it, but not like that, it may be hard for me to look at you, maybe i i can barely contain myself when you especially in a peignoir, well, that’s paradise.
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it’s beautiful, it’s a special day, great, i want you and i to have everything , i also want it to be a special day, well then let’s have a romantic evening tomorrow, huh? let's.
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i can’t sleep, what are you doing? and i can’t sleep, i keep thinking about what, well, about meeting this girl of yours in the park, and what to think, there’s nothing to think about, what if she keeps getting in your way, you won’t be able to stand it in the end, you ’ll give up, no it will happen, i told her harshly, i don’t know her, she doesn’t know me, everyone went their separate ways at sea, ships, honestly, honestly? who are you corresponding with then? with claudia slate.
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everything is fine with you, it couldn’t be better, it seems to me that there’s something under your eyes. “oh, yes, i
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also forgot to wash it off yesterday, yeah, i understand, well, i ran, yesterday i forgot to say, about this kamaev, a certain vitalik, according to rumors, cursed him for the fact that he drove his mother to the grave long ago, yeah, this vitalik works at the sports center on grishkina, thank you, heaven, please, hello, vit, good morning, some information has appeared, i’m in some kind of house, i can’t make it out what, and i see alena dead. he’s standing
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looking at me, and then he grabbed me like that, right into the wall, i flew about two meters, i probably hit my back, it hurt, vikul, you’re just a dream, you never know, you can’t even die, no , it doesn’t hurt, but it hurts terribly, she said something to you, uh-huh, she said. that if i even touch kostyukov with my finger, she will get a place near the light, it’s tough in general, but why would you touch him? well, listen, sometimes you ask something, whether you stand or fall, the main thing is that we’re just going to sleep with him, here alena, this is his dream, and horsemen actually dream about a change in weather, listen, forget it, you never know who dreams about anything, i just last
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week... i dreamed about the president, he promised to give alaska so that i could build a dacha there, seriously, but did you refuse, of course, why the hell do i need a dacha in the arctic circle, hello, hello, i have a couple of questions for you. pass, just excuse me, i have a course, i can’t interrupt, i wanted to ask you about your colleague, vitalik, yes, what interests you, well, haven’t you noticed anything strange about them lately, i noticed and not only recently, he has a strange approach to training, he distributes the load incorrectly and gives a strange warm-up, that’s all, if he loads his students so much, as if he were not an office plant
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on the beach. prepares, and professional athletes for the olympics, more carefully, excuse me, very demanding, or something, you can say so, and recently, by the way, he yelled at our student for his pretense, something ran away from training, maybe there was something -i was upset, maybe i was, no, of course, i understand everything, my mother died, i have to somehow keep yourself in control, mom died, this is serious, and i also saw. how he was hitting a punching bag to kill some freak, but what kind of freak? i didn’t ask, is it possible for you to wait, of course, i don’t, but where is he now, vitalik, he seems to be supposed to be on schedule, so he’s at the funeral, huh?
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got it, yeah, okay, thanks, yeah, bye. volodya, hello, rima called, said there were traces of human
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blood at the entrance on the stairs, in short, i’m opening a case, and you look at the cameras, what kind of guests were this kamaev’s yesterday, no one at all, we don’t have anyone at night very busy, what time does your store close? at 11, yes, the entrance to the second entrance is not visible, not visible, but there is an approach to the house, so let’s rewind five hours ago, stop, stop, stop, listen, i’m thinking, maybe we won’t do it today detain, the man just buried his mother, after all, well, we won’t detain today.
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vova, what do you have there? yes, the pen in my pocket leaked, i washed my pants, hung them up to dry, and they fell into a basin filled with bleach, i dried them with a hairdryer, you need to change something in your life, you won’t believe it, tonight and full of abuse, yeah. “your father didn’t really die, dad, you became the only relative in my life, i really want to introduce you to your
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sister, she will accept you, let’s try to be friends, help each other, she will believe in you, you fell in love, and he, i he doesn’t like me, maybe we could meet you someday, it will require sacrifices from you, “i love you, i love you very much, we can’t be together, she’s my sister, my family, i can’t do it.” she’s in pain, someone else’s family on saturday on rtr, a dumpling is an ear from a test, the chinese came up with them when the star five plays, the hierali serve and..." and i’m a fish, i’m a fish, very, very exciting, the whole world freezes in anticipation, wow, it’s completely incomprehensible, but time doesn’t wait, every second account, you know that yes, hare, hare,
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why, i have now learned so much about everything, and the more versions, the greater the chances of winning, but if it weren’t for me, if only it wasn’t for me that they would have called me, i have... five against one, on saturday on rtr, we don’t have a principle in our city, i bet you ’ll sit there before you wait, let me invite you to dinner, maybe i can somehow cheer you up? “all your words were lies, all declarations of love, our dreams about the future are lies, i beg you, don’t leave grisha, okay, i’ll give you a week
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to find the father, start filling out documents for the child, you really have a crush on this katya “what nonsense, of course not, you need your own family, so you can meet a woman, or maybe i’ve already met her”? katya, no, they said that they came from you, you also betrayed us, from love to hate, on friday on rtr, who is there, it’s me and? jack, open up, jack, and now i’ve forgotten jack, and you have money, i have a wife, she puts it in her nails, hair, eyelashes, like the wife bought a fur coat, she became harmful, she became
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rude, it’s all from that mink scandal, rabies the animal suffered, humor, humor, humor, on saturday on rtr, clouds. to the sky, if we are on our way, you sang very cool, and this is for you, thank you very much, masha, we are actually in a hurry, on the day of the navy, there is an order under the glass, and it would be nice if you they would slowly take it and bring it to me. are you asking us to steal the order? if you want me to return your girl to you, then you must fulfill one small request. what to do? we can’t take away the study order, can we? not only can we, we must. to stay on the right course, you need a faithful crew. guys, maybe you need some help? no, we need to do it ourselves. where is the order? we want to see masha now. where are you from? but stand still, that’s it, i got the hang of it, got out of here. comrade commander,
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there seems to be someone semaphoring there, nakhimovtsy, sunday on prt. the grandiose soviet project "bam" continues to celebrate its half-century anniversary. unique footage, chronicle of construction and komsomol life history. of heroism and love in the studio, the heroes of the famous team of alexander bonder meet after 50 years, malakhov is on the move today, something you modestly got a thousand less yesterday, and tell me, what kind of promotion is this 65% discount for those over 65, we already serve pensioners for pennies, don’t worry. there is no promotion, i
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’ll pay extra for the styling from my own pocket, i needed it for business, what else is it, some stranger, hello, little ray, hello, i came to see you thank you, oh, look, the second day your hairstyle is holding up perfectly, it’s almost a pity to wash your hair, and i just put the kettle on, sit down, thank you. people think books are about people, thank you, rachika, yes, paradise, i’m on business, you don’t happen to know where to look for vitalik, by chance, no, what happened, you turned out to be right, he’s now our number one suspect, well, since you don’t know, then so far, uh-huh, everything was already like yes... listen, the funeral was held,
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first class, vitalik did not spare anything, and the coffin, wreaths, monument, expensive he’s going to fuck him off, like that, he loved his mother so much, oh, how, he gave up his career because of her, yes, he was offered a job in moscow, but he didn’t want to leave her alone here, such a good guy, the police are looking for him, yes what you? fathers, did he really take revenge for his mother, and what a disaster, ah-ah-ah-ah, valentina semyonovna, why should i talk to him, do you happen to know where he might be, at home, where else? now, if you’re not at home, there’s one option: your aunt may have a cousin, but don’t tell anyone, otherwise they’ll put the guy in prison, he maybe it’s not my fault at all, you know, the grave, i mean, i don’t...
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don’t tell me, please open it, i’m from valentina semyonovna, what do we need? talk about what? about those who deprived your mother of her apartment? this is my business, tell me, did you kill kamaev? leave me alone, wait, but if it’s not you, then tell me, vitalik, well, you know who killed him, huh? i don’t know anything, i believe you, please open up, we ’ll just talk. vitaly malyshev, open up,
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police, how are you here, well done, vitalik, i have nothing to do with it, it’s all themselves, i don’t care for them i didn’t say, vitalik, you were watching me, i wasn’t watching, i was carrying it out. observation, how could you, i promised valentina that i wouldn’t say anything, raya, well, well, it’s still good, you helped us in detaining him, but maybe there’s nothing to detain him for, well, that means we’re from... you -maybe you will let me go, but people will stop trusting me, and what are you trying to find, traces of your crime, well, this timur kamaev is honorable, well, i still found something, that the fingers of this handsome guy, well,
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you got caught, vitalik , well, i was here and what, and you said that he... didn’t go to the apartment he let him in, he let him in, i came to talk, it’s better, and how did you kill him, i didn’t kill him, and if we find the weapon of crime, than you , beaten, yes, pierced, how do you know, our job is to know everything, in the kitchen i washed myself halfway with washing powder, there was blood from the traces. it means i got rid of it, but i didn’t get rid of anything, what’s the matter with the corpse, i ate it, and you still give me some crap, crap, it’s like dough, make puff rosettes with sausage and cheese, it looks
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amazing, and the recipe is an sms, but it’s all elementary, so it’s roses yes, we still need vegetables. no need for salad, no, there won't be salad, just some chopped vegetables, then some red ekra in tartlets, a bottle of wine and the table is ready, but meat, meat is heavy food, why do you need it, well, of course, aren’t you having a romantic dinner, where did you get the idea, but excuse me, i was just thinking , well, actually, you thought correctly, vladimir petrovich, then there was avocado. well, it’s necessary, the most important thing for this business, for what? eat it, you’ll thank me later, now i’ll collect everything,
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i can’t believe it. did you really make these piles yourself, they’re not piles, they look like piles, they’re little roses, you take a sheet of dough, cut it into stripes, put the sausage on top with cheese, well, like petals, you’re not interested, i’m interested, heaven, what kind of vitality are you, upset, well, let’s not spoil dinner, strange? and i thought it was you who ruined everything, i , how can i live now without trust, this is not life, these are kolyhans of jets, they found a battle with vital traces of blood, he was also spotted by video cameras, well, actually, we are without you they wouldn’t even know about this murder, it’s true,
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well, of course it’s true, paradise, come on, let’s drink for us, today is a special evening, come on, do they eat avocado just like that, i thought it was only for salad, well i thought we’d had enough of exotic salads, that’s for sure, and avocado is also healthy. for this business, oh, sorry, for what business, it doesn’t matter, maybe there’s more wine, but why, there’s still something left to do, that there’s no need to translate the product,
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heaven, you’re full, after six it’s harmful to eat too much. why are you burning a hole? mray, i, of course, don’t know how to give compliments, but i want you to know, you are the most wonderful girl i have ever known, you have such eyes, you have such a soul, you... oh, that’s it, in general, know that i love you very much i love you very much. oh, i'm sorry, please. by chance, i didn’t get enough sleep, i’m hungry, i just don’t have the strength, but i love you too, well, maybe we’ll reschedule our
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romantic evening then, come on, just let me steal another bunch, it turned out very tasty. what do you want? we agreed on everything. i visited the doctor here. which one? in women's. i hope you're not pregnant? no, petrov, i'm not pregnant. but they found me with an illness, not a good one. why does this woeful bastard suddenly happen? funny. just you know. you infected me, there is simply no one else, thank you,
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goodbye. well, yesterday we sat and drank wine, he made roses out of dough, he also bought red caviar, wow, he didn’t skimp! well, then , after all, then i went to bed, i keep thinking about this timur, everything is there, the evidence and
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the suspect, traces, there is no corpse, it is impossible to transfer the case to court, why is there a corpse, they couldn’t have him alive drag up the stairs. vladimir petrovich, tell me, did you punch kamaev’s bank card? yeah, why do you belong here, normal, well, in my opinion no, something happened, but we’re sitting here like idiots, well, if this atm dispenses cash on a card every day.
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yes, the funds have been debited from kamaev’s card, the police are not moving, what is it? eh, guys, what are you doing? let's go, where? show me where you hid the body? what other corpse? the one you killed, timur kamaev. i didn’t touch him with my finger, what are you saying? so let's go, go quietly.
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seryoga, are you taking so long? are you bored or what? who are you? police, don't twitch, barrel on the floor, don't twitch, hands up. handcuff keys slowly
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and... twitch, calmly, calmly, how are you feeling, is it normal, vladimir petrovich, are you without me, or what? raya, this is not a saturday party, this is the release of a hostage, and if it weren’t for me, he would still be sitting here, you didn’t want to believe me at all, and now all the most interesting things are without me, how do you feel? why did you kidnap
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the victim kamaev? well, depending on how you look at it, maybe it’s khramenko and i who are the victims? are you the wittiest one here? he is a woman sticking out in our carriage, he took the creation of his sharashka and was not going to give it to the campaign. i asked everyone to wait, like business it’s not going well, there’s nothing to return it from. in short, i was screwed. did you kidnap him and lock him in the basement until he repaid the debt? something like shooting every day. his cards have a daily limit, in my opinion everything is fair, and beating him during the kidnapping is also fair, don’t worry, no one beat me, where did you get the idea, there were traces of blood on the stairs, their neighbor found them, neighbor, soykina , or something, yes, there are traces for me too, my nose started bleeding, when the weather changes, my head is cracking, my nose is bleeding, maybe it dripped somewhere, forever
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this jay will make a mountain out of a mountain, and if it weren’t for... a mountain out of a mountain, you would still be sitting in the basement, and do you know why? because no one would look for you, by the way, you always maintain such perfect order in your apartment, you wash the floors with powder, my father taught me that, i can’t stand dirt, so what? yes, a rare trait in a bachelor these days. citizen kamaev, come on, i need to take your testimony. can you tell me how it happened? yes, and let him return malyshev’s share of the apartment. malyshev, he definitely needs to be released already. vitaly kids, be free. ca n't you thank me? i didn't mean to.
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you try, you try, but no thanks to you, no please, don’t be upset, both vitaly and kamaev are grateful to you, they’re just stressed, you think, well , of course, well, if it’s stress, then okay. i went, or what? paradise, wait, how are you feeling today? okay, but what is it? aren't you tired? probably not. what is this?
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vladimir petrovich, are you hinting at a romantic evening, or what? well, there is such a thing, i’m hinting, otherwise i look, and so he drives up, makes his way through the vegetable gardens, into in general, i'm for it. i promise not to fall asleep today, then until the evening, until the evening.
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misha, actually i’m volodya, yes, i remember, just misha, how many times i told him to come pick up his junk, and he... volodya, what are you talking about, misha and i, i don’t think anything will work out, i'm out of mood, sorry.
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we will definitely save her, but who will she choose? come back in a month, we’ll sign you up, and that the decision is absolutely final, that you won’t get away from me, are you still messing with my girlfriend’s brains? listen, seryozha, maybe we
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were in a hurry with the wedding, maybe we were in a hurry, yes, it’s up to you to decide whether you will be my wife or not, what happened to me, a sailor, today on rtr. navy day at rtr. main naval parade. live you will see white tunics and bright banners. the ships of the russian fleet are filled with glory. glory to the russian navy. hooray. watch a film about lovers at sea. on khimovtsi. comrades from nashchimov, we will be glad to welcome the winners of the tournament on the day of the naval parade, and a special festive edition of the show “songs from the whole heart”.
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every time my father brought huge beautiful shells as a gift. russia honors its fleet, russia congratulates its heroes. hello on the russia tv channel, broadcast in the studio by rina rossius and the main topic at this hour is the russian iskanders destroyed the rszzo khakolaevsko. region in the kharkov region , the reserve of the armed forces of ukraine was liquidated, and the fap-3000 bomb wiped out the enemy’s fortifications from the face of the earth. rus-hydra gives 16.

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