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tv   Prikazano zhenit  RUSSIA1  July 28, 2024 3:55am-5:50am MSK

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sushi set, what kind of sushi, it’s too early for me to sushi, san-san, crossroads 3:33, ponuki, ponnu, ponnuki, a new system emerging, well, this killer of admirals, yeah, checkers you sit, play, oh, lord, between by the way, this is an ancient chinese game. and this is an ancient chinese game known as weiqi, wei chego tsiy, then it came to japan and got the name, wow, confucius himself played it, well, confucius is still far from you, i play at the sixth dan level , i intend to achieve a high rank muslin, that's the captain of the goats, confucius, come on get dressed, i'm dressed, no, you don't understand, get dressed,
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we're getting you married today, and our girls prefer someone, that's right, naval officers, so the girls, um, exclusively, in what sense, zhenya, i would say in civilian - ritual, well, i don’t want to, vovka, and it’s too late to drink borjomi, if you don’t want to, we’ll force you, if you don’t know how, we’ll teach you, yeah, you actually know that because of your dismissal , our turn at apartments, and what does it have to do with marriage, but because comrade rear admiral told me so, yeah? yes, if we marry you in the near future, then there will be no layoffs, and you understand, he loves our children very much, yes, you and i are like his own children for him, and he wishes you and me happiness , yes, and you are a goat first of all, we generally told slentsov that you are our fiancé, the heroine’s father, so to speak, yes, you are taking as your wife, a woman with two children, who, like him, zina bochkina from the officers’ house, that you don’t know, zina, yes, bochkin. yes, no, well, introduce me,
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beauty, athlete, komsomol member, are you serious, gen, i don’t want, i don’t want, gen, that means so. comrade lieutenant colonel, i don’t want this, captain kozlov, marriage is not for long, so we’ll get an apartment and divorce her on the same day, and in general i have an order to marry you, and we have an order in the army that they are not discussed, but are being carried out, i don’t hear, they are being carried out, damn it, and this is zina, well, she agrees, but what are you, and so?
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deluxe golf bellet is the best choice for an unforgettable holiday. did you catch the robber? no, not me, ryan. who cares, why can’t you live like other women, work, wait for your husband at home, and not run around the city and not catch criminals, well, he doesn’t have a husband, what else can a free woman do, what happened, kostyukov married me called for love, do you even know that taking pictures with the groom on the eve of the wedding is a bad omen, but... they fought again, raya knows everything, technology, she’s like a woman, she loves brute force, on monday on rtr, oopsies, what is this, this
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sushi, dad, the most fashionable food now, well, you eat it, take it, just like that, give me a fork, then. you better tell me how grandma is, how you live, how you are, we haven’t had time to talk about anything yet, but everything is fine, dad, life is good, listen, dad, do you have some kind of club here, what a club, eh there's no such thing there is no club, but wait, there is a dof, a house of officers, a navy, so listen, don’t fool me with the club, you better tell me when you return to the institute, after all, it’s already been a whole year...
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that means, i’m turning off the electricity , and you, well, kiss her, put aside amateur performances, kiss her, i turn off the electricity, you take zina by the hand, turn off her light, restore the electricity, and after that she will kiss you herself, then you go home to her so smoothly, home, brilliant , listen, i ’ll wait for you there, if there are women here. impressionable, i might need your help, you ’re a doctor after all, for her, no, assholes, for me, well , of course, for her, that’s it, come on, please, come on, come on, free, there were contractions, but
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they say some more, no wonder that you? well, what do you need this for on stage, that i’ve already washed the stage there, i’m not the boss of your object place. everything is going according to plan, so i’m going to the reading room across the stage, you’re here, zina, you, you, you, you, k, convince your legs, beautiful, well, no, the stage, light,
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gena, who, comrade lieutenant colonel, you tell me , you have go, as you said, go, what is it is that? well, this is such a japanese game, oh, be careful, the whole world is playing, laura, unfortunately, we don’t have the whole world, but its outskirts, as you said, ho, ho, i’ll write it down now, we’ll look for it, great, i hope i’ll help you i’m not too much of a strain, nora, what are you saying, as the head of the officers’ house, i am obliged to satisfy the cultural
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needs of military personnel and their family members, ho, ho, i’ve dug a yoke, what is it, leg, yes, on... where is the pipe that’s stuck , ran after the doctor, wait, groom, where are you going, yura, hurry up, i need you, what’s wrong with her, nothing wrong with her, gen crashed, once, twice, sat down, again , all the way, one more time, come on, come on, come on, all the way, don’t whine, yes, you should come to his medical unit, no, you can’t go to the medical unit. there's renovations, what kind of renovations, cosmetics, you can't go to the hostel either,
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the patient needs peace, but there you know, listen, maybe to my house, my house is next to the checkpoint, no, no, thank you very much, of course, but i'd rather go on my own , help, listen, well, i myself, come on, come on, listen, goats, leave the pipe, yes, wait, i’ll wait for me, come here, straight to the kitchen, thank you, so far everything is working out great, i’ve been here for a week so far i’ll lie around, i’ll take care of you, i’ll arrange a party, she ’ll drag you away in a week, what will you see, oh, somehow your plans never worked out, what did i tell you, that today we ’ll be at the wrong house, here you go. listen, it would be better , of course, to break his leg, no, i
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won’t let him break his leg, that’s also true, okay, next, here’s the meat from the freezer, put it on, thank you, it’s cold, don’t whine, it’s okay, he’ll be patient, what should i do with maslennikov with you, you can’t really walk, and i’m so sleepy, there’s not a single free bed. renovation in the sense of dear hostess, you can look after the patient, well, i’ll take a look, thank you very much, of course, but i think i’ll go home at home and try it on more fun, really, let’s go, uh, no movement, take care of the wounded officer, what’s up, just like that , comrade lieutenant colonel, if bed rest is violated, i will report to the command, a sprained ligament is no joke. and so that you don’t dare to get up, accompany me, we
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won’t get up, come on, auntie! gennady, yes, i’ll go to the store first, right, and then to work, boys come back, told them not to disturb you, if anything happens , send them away, don’t be shy, thank you, thank you, zitochka, oh, it hurts, no, no, what, everything is fine, thank you, you have very gentle hands,
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it’s very nice, and you you know, by the way, that i like you. to captain kozlov, yes, kozlov, yes, yes, i saw her only once yesterday, just yesterday, he told me that he was in love with you and that he was ready to do anything for you, he saw that he was in love, that only happens in the movies , but we don’t have a movie, well , maybe you should take a closer look at it somehow, make a match, yes, yes, well, no, well here’s the same guy, well, even if they’re matchmakers, why not, well... no longer married, he’s also single, why would a bachelor be interested in this, a thirty-year-old aunt, still with such a brood, don’t be afraid yourself, look at the young people, childless, but why do i need you, i’m a completely different matter, a simpleton, that’s not what i wanted to say, that’s what they wanted, they said, oh, okay, i
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’m off, wait, zinochka, well, wait, maybe you have something to read- is there anything? front system unit, reboot the group module, replace the ecm raft, restart duplicating module. thank you, maybe some coffee, i won’t refuse. napoleon said hot coffee gives me strength. put sugar.
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comrade captain, how are things going with your wedding, you ’ve already proposed, oh okay, hey, come to me, come here, my sweetie, come. zina, hello, i’m just here, i’m coming, well, if you’re going, help me. oh, wow, so every day, two boys have to feed them, and this maslenikov of yours, how much is spent on clothes, i don’t have time to buy shoes, otherwise some children are not taken into account, it’s okay, i’m not cool, and
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maslenikov says that you you're hanging on, maslennikov, how is he doing, is fine. resting, pass, come on, hit, pass, come on, hit, pass, hit, hi, gen, hi, what are you doing , i’m reading, he’s silent, but he says he’s reading, i ’m reading to myself, crocodile, gen, gen, this about you, yeah. thank you, i wonder how this military officer of yours copes with his robbers, crocodile, crocodile, crocodile,
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crocodile genes, walked genes, walked genes, walked, ay-ay-ay, shameless people, come on, change clothes, come with me to wash , oh-oh-oh, otherwise you’ll kill a completely sick person, thank you, yes you introduce yourself, tach, captain, take a seat, how do you like it here, oh, listen, i’m generally fine, i feel like i’m in a sanatorium, holy shit, listen, how she cooks, oh, i envy you, now you’ll eat like this every day, right? hoarding potatoes, hello? yes, it’s me, good afternoon, we’ve had enough, already, yuri yuryevich, you’re super, i’m running, oh, wait, i need to talk more, we bought a go school, well
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, study, let’s ask here, wow, with the division commander, connect, well, then his daughter, listen, maybe i can show you my passport, connect, come on, hello. folder, hi, well, in short, i prepared dinner for you, a normal dinner, no, not sushi, yeah, after dinner without me, okay, i’m running away, to your club, yes, to the officer’s house, that’s it, come on, bye, some wild boys , you will love them, but i will not love them. then the kamdiv will love us all, and today you will kiss her for me, i have an order not to discuss,
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kiss, but in front of the children, yes, this is moral, can i have you for a minute, yes, of course, i was thinking, well, why do you need the boys with you drag work? wow, they've arrived, what a cool set,
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sunset stones, premium set, oh, that's probably it very expensive, for your sake it’s possible, i tried, it’s my daughter’s first time in our division, but i’m like the head of the house, thank you, thank you, yuri yuryevich, we’ll play. this game is based on stratogems, what lies, stratogems, well, how can i explain it to you, fullness, the most important quality of the universe, emptiness is its most important reserve, the years i have lived, the most important reserve in my life, the unlived main one. take the rodeyka, yeah, help me get down, don’t be naughty, listen, with you
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it’s just like in the circus, run to the toilet, strategist, yeah, why, for water, maybe you need something else i need to run, run. walk around, well, you went through school, oh, about what, what is it, the fight for life, right, right, well , fight, give me the keys to the rocking chair, hello, hello, this gathering, don’t stare like that, eyes they’ll burst, i don’t know about you, but for me it’s a rear admiral’s... epaulettes on legs, in what sense, admiral’s daughter, no need to struggle, waste, since you got married, relative, well, you’ll soon, yes, yes, you- then
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why is this, your uncle will be in charge of our condiv, uncle, my uncle, the most strict rules, instead of keeping me with him in moscow, at headquarters, he sent me to you in the darkness of a cockroach to gain combat experience, you principled turkey, well, you'll be there soon! be careful, excuse me, that means yes, you can come here , but be careful where you are going with the winds, you are still playing, yes, yes we are playing, and you still have to wash the porch, this is also the end of the game go... wow, yuri yurievich, give way, sit down, i still have to wash the porch, they’ll wash it without you, so what kind of head start should i give you, but i’m afraid that i have to
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give you a head start, i’m playing. at the sixth dan level, that's it let's see how your sixth can cope with my fourth, vladimir, you're talking about this, yuri yuryevich, help the woman, actually my name is zina, yuri yuryevich, help the woman, zina, go, it's not your game, washing the porch is my game. i wish you good luck, everything is for real with us, good luck to you too, hey, little mermaid, come, look at rtr, you will marry me, yes, this reptile
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has ruined our lives. are you planning to marry your daughter, he decides who is dearer to you, either us or this girl, she will fight for love, even if your son gives it to you, like you gave me once upon a time, you are a fool, you are a fool, because i loved you all my life, you will make sure that they break up, that i hate you, you give me a chance, although you agree, you will be like behind a stone wall, i told you, get away from her, do you think this decision was easy for me, together forever, from monday on rtr.
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glass work canteen ate yourself clean the cage with monkeys in the pet store don’t knock, they won’t open the door for you. full house and company, here you go ha-ha-ha, yeah, premiere, sunday, on rtr, we’re learning new professions, right? i wish you good health, comrade rear admiral, great, your daughter, exactly what she’s doing, really baptize you? embroidery plays go, oh, what is this, everyone is eating it, a japanese game, japanese again, your division, i bought a premium set especially for it, here’s the receipt, please, crazy, where is it, they gave it to the boss for the renovation of the cinema hall, but your daughter asked so much, you yourself ordered, i ordered, but she ’s playing with me now, and you get ready for an inspection from the inside, but with this money there’s another one,
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you can moor the line, you’ve sniffed the growth, naked hairless, there’s death in the khan, i give up, the art of force won, and the white lion died, thank you for the wonderful game, thank you, you...
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he’s almost a muslin, you, you again, you, what should you do now, get married, write a resignation letter, and what are you? i’m playing, he ’s playing great, out of here i’m a player, and so that tomorrow by 8 am the dismissal report is on my desk, hello, can i hear captain lieutenant olentsov? where, where was he urgently called? to the communications battalion? oh yes, mar, you are unique among us, well, everyone around you.
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that is, your husband went to see him, yeah, i see, i see, no, no, no, what are you, what are you, what you, thank you very much, all the best to you, well, maslynikov, where, what, where?
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why did you get up and go ahead with a song? explain to me, what are the two children like? go ahead, what will you call me now? go, please come in, hello, hello, and goodbye, you just listened to, papagen and... papagen, talentedly written by a magnificent austrian composer, papagen, papagen, papagen, papagen , papagen, papagen, papagen, papagen,
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papagen, papagen, wait, where did you hear that from, on the radio, that means so, hello, do you not have maslennikov genes? vik, what are you doing, vika, wait, vika , dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad,
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i say again, i didn’t know that he would buy the most expensive one, i just asked if they had wow, you can’t ask, you can’t, you’re the daughter of a kamdiv, how can you not understand this, my word is already an order, i understood, even as i understood, my word is an order, because my daddy owned slaves, whatever he orders, they do, demon , wait, i'm a demon, i'm not you, stop riding that stupid bike parts, i'm olenka, i'm over, olenka, i'm wearing a diaper, i'll call you back, who's in the bushes, everyone from the bushes quickly come to me, the head of the division's medical service, captain lentsov, great, get off, get off, i said, “take this bike tomorrow morning , deliver it to my office, set it aside, from now on, riding bicycles is strictly prohibited, do it, but i
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still won’t go to his place, and you won’t go anywhere until i give you permission, i’ll leave again, wait i’ll save it up somewhere, but i wonder how it’s done will you save up this money, on tverskaya street, or what?" everything via the internet, well, thanks for the brilliant idea, that’s it, well, sorry, daughter, well , sorry, i went too far, went too far, well, well, i can’t allow you... the tasks of field camouflage, you are married,
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no way, then i’m making you an offer, you agree, you’re out of your mind, and why do i need my mind, daddy, you think for us all, especially you yourself wanted, so i’m getting married, do you agree, or will you refuse the division commander’s daughter, no way, no, i won’t refuse, clearly, sleep at a walking pace?
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here in the morning two documents fell on my desk. a report requesting the dismissal of captain kozlov and an invitation to the wedding ceremony of the same notorious above-mentioned captain koznov. so what? we will sign a letter of resignation or resolve this issue in some alternative way. divisional commander, allow me to report. report. during the task. lieutenant colonel maslennikov and i, by the way, where is maslennikov? in my sanchast, i have a sprained
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ankle, a sprain, a spiral, to a marash as part of units for one linear distance at a walk, arch, trot, trot, one, two, three, so, for the campaign, put in the ranks, otherwise the wife to the mother-in-law and live on the iron, the campaign will be in the ranks, it’s good that he’s in the ranks, because i need a combat officer, and not... with lieutenant colonel maslennikov they planned for captain kozlov to enter into close contact with zinaida bochkina, yeah, you planned, yes, but something in your plans did not work out, since yesterday i observed close contact between captain kozlov and my daughter, i’m right, kozlov, no way, no, no close contacts with your i don’t have a daughter, i intend to marry zinaida bochkina, what’s the catch, kabenitsa, comrade admiral, ah, kabenitsa, yes, this means...
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excuse me, here’s the thing, i ’m going on a campaign with my soldiers in 3 days, so one of my officers is about to get married, could you somehow speed up the process of passing the documents, captain kozlov and zinaida bochkina and bochkina zenaida, thank you, thank you, thank you, well, we heard your report, kozlov, let me keep it in my safe for now. free, leave your bike, just like that, riding
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a bike on the territory of the guard unit way prohibited, and what years of life, comrade admiral, i had not yet had time to get up, was, no, was, no, was, so guys, what kind of noise is there, can you hear me, i say, why aren’t both of us at school, they let us go? the teacher is getting married today, so why wasn’t there any homework? and they asked me some verse, tell me, uncle, moscow is on fire, wait, who are you? grishka, grisha, listen to me, you are wicked, and this is the same. not just a poem, that’s right, you ’re talking about the great feat of russian soldiers, maybe your great-grandfather fought, beat the enemy, gained valor, you know, put him on a bayonet like batman, well, practically, tell your uncle, it’s not for nothing that moscow is all set on fire, stop, well done, now well done, well then, let’s let the bear talk,
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bear, i’ll call you now, come on, come on, tell the idiots, but i don’t know, hey, let’s go, hello, my daughters are a diva, connect with captain kozlov, uh-huh, hello, vladimir, hello, this is lara, yes, i’m waiting for you today in dofa, we’ll fight , if you can’t, well, you can, we retreated silently for a long time. it was annoying, we were waiting for a fight, the lines were grumbling, why are we going to winter apartments, don’t they dare, commanders, strangers to tear apart mandirs, russian bayonets, faith, it’s me, on the day of the navy, you knew that
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they don’t go to english, and that they abandoned everything else, you also knew, andrei merzlikin , i should have sent them to khimovskoye in the summer, i don’t want them to collect them for me, sergey garmash, i hope my head doesn’t spin, to the start, attention, march, to khimovets, on sunday to rtr, allow yourself a first-class holiday slezorts, elegant. details, a celebration of exquisite tastes, a variety of entertainment, golden beach and azure waves. lio reorts, we are here for you! discover
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what a pleasant meeting, you again, and you haven’t seen vladimir, what kind of vladimir, kozlov spit on this one, no, i haven’t seen, what about your proposal, what proposal, well, what kind, to get married, you know, boris, for a woman, of course, ethical parameters, a partner are very important, but mental abilities also teach, in what sense, try it. “zina, let’s not involve too much, come on, you know, we have
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an event coming up, so, i would just like to ask you, well, oh, haven’t you seen vladimir, no, i didn’t see who you were talking to then, with whom, yes, with no one, it was so simple to sing, whatsapp? the admiral’s lady started, listen, let’s get out of here already, otherwise you’ll leave me with those little wheels of yours, that’s where you are, you’ve chickened out, they were scared of their father, the go player is boldly honest, it’s written in the go code, if i ’m not mistaken, make a mistake, i’m helping zina “better help me, let’s go play,
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let’s go, it’s getting dark, we were all ready to start a new battle in the morning. and stand until the end, wait, grisha, i’m misha, so tell me, what is this adventure to lyaksa, blackax, let's rewrite it, and it will do, like this. one minesweeper told me, uh-huh, until he himself looked like a blot, let’s rewrite it, i’ll check later, if the surmans would have retreated, then we started counting early, comrades, let’s count now, with expression and understand what you’re reading about, come on, i give up, thanks for the game. thank you for the game and goodbye and stand until i win and let you go.
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hello, are you awake? yes, how is your leg? thank you, it's fine. oh, mishkin’s textbook, he’s been bothering me with his homework, hasn’t he? no, it's me, myself, well idleness, so to speak, don’t tame it, is that bad? well, good thing, he’ll get used to it, then he’ll miss, well, his parents. you will understand that order, gennady, you
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are a magician, this is a victory, we got the clothes, and i was born in it, that right in the car, well , yes, yes, my mother gave birth, it won’t start, it’s been standing there ever since, here you are.. . when he loves, he loves so much, zinochka, he loves madly. well, yes, shoot yourself and not live,
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i myself, yes, shoot yourself and not live, what’s next, let’s return home, daughter. i didn’t want to wake you up earlier, but it’s time for me to go to work, can you imagine, he didn’t eat everything yesterday twice in a row, wait, what service, today is saturday, well, as the information was confirmed, the submariner commander was written off and sent to retirement, well, he’s really older me, but not much, what kind of stones, and where were you last night, who was written off, where are you i was there last night and where are you going so early? these days i
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wouldn’t go to the unit, but dad, give the command not to let me into the unit. checkpoint lobanov, my daughter is not allowed into the territory of the unit, under any circumstances, she will make a scandal, no, don’t call me, let him call captain zotov, come on, hang up, let’s go.
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zotom, my daughters are a wonder, why don’t you let me in, the admiral’s order, he’s making a fuss, i’m coming, yeah. i won’t go to dad, why go to dad, to the assembly hall, you also play go, i also love stratogems, cool, open it, please, please
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you, well, i’ll play, now we’ll play, the group module was overloaded, yeah, the pcm board was changed, yeah. well, it’s not ours, it’s laziness. well, girls, go climb into the cable well, into the well? but i can’t, the admiral ordered it for my wedding, that is , because of your cupids, you want to leave the entire division without communication, right? carry a tool.
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i'll tell my dad everything, i'm acting on his direct orders, hands behind my head, from the blue, you think there's a microchip in there, stand still, what is it, are you a fool, a cell phone never ... yours, well, you already asked, i i repeat your question, yours, mine, did you see this? no, i didn’t see, well, more accurately, i saw, but i just didn’t know, let’s say i believe you, but according to the instructions , i simply don’t have the right not to report your espionage activities to the highest authority, dad,
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did you hear, the kamdian submariner was sent yesterday on retire. do you know why? because his daughter smoked in a military unit in the wrong place. i do not smoke. you are worse, your father could be imprisoned for these photographs. i ask you, please, there is no need to inform anyone, i didn’t know, please, please, please, i accidentally, well, you want, describe me again. well, okay, you still need to call dad, no way, he’s with you. one thing, you have a spy conspiracy, what are you saying, my dad didn’t know anything, i don’t know anything either, okay, everything, everything i have to do to make you believe me, calm down, take it, go, sit down, everything will be ok, sit down, sit down, take it, take it, well, you understand, i really didn’t think that these pictures, let me erase everything, to whom and where
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were you supposed to give the secret? lost it to anyone, i wanted to show them in japan, stupid brainless, oh thought! like this out of ignorance, don’t worry, you’ll go now, wash your face , i won’t detain you for now, your phone will remain with me for now, i’ll think about what i can do for you, it’s in your best interests not to tell anyone about this, especially your dad , you know your father, he’ll go now and confess everything. put his head on the chopping block,
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it’s hard to hear, maybe i’ll call you back, little guys! labanov, i’m listening to you, vice admiral, you are very fast with your fins on the ship, what are you doing here? boris says that you and i will soon have beards? come on, come on, come on! where are you? they seem to be planning to marry their daughter? and i'm just going to see you. when is the wedding? so will you find out? are you a father or a little boy? good morning, hello, oh, i had such a terrible morning, i somehow didn’t hang myself, congratulations to you, vladimir, you know, this morning i changed my mind a lot, i realized,
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please forgive me for yesterday, i won’t do it again, goodbye, goodbye, thank you, go away, in that case i’m waiting for you today in the dofa, give me your word that you’ll come, listen, i can’t, find someone else, give your word, otherwise, like turf, you will leave the entire headquarters without communication. follow me, into that house, fifth entrance, third floor, arms, legs intact, where does it hurt? head, nauseous, eat a little, possible
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concussion, take off your pants, pants, why pants, i have a headache, we are all being treated through it, take it off, come on, this, do you really know how to do this? of course, three courses at this institute, alcohol is a painkiller, you need to lie down for a while, yeah, and when will your dad come? but dad won’t come, he’s off to work. called, comrade kamdiv, just like that, you understand, you zotov,
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what a story there is, what are you, the nephew of admiral mikhailov, that’s right, but why are you distracting with some trivial matters, which has not yet been resolved, that is, how it has not been resolved, but after all, she herself proposed, well , she suggested that you’re a woman, you don’t know, today she offered, but she refused, well, how she refused, she’s her daughters, she must keep her word, you said it correctly, well done, but i don’t know anything yet , nothing, absolutely, well, it’s unknown, if you want, i’ll solve the issues with her in front of you, where is she now, in short, grandma, i'm not listening.
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zina bochkin, that’s why you run around widows all the time, well, no way yet, listen, for some reason i undressed today. and this is from the injection, oh, a slight hypnotic effect, dad, shake yourself, well, larisa, hello, larisa, hello, i’m coming to you on an important matter, but on
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some matter, on some matter, you made him an offer, so he is going to take you as his wife, i’m right, i’m definitely going to, here’s boris, of course i understand everything, but oh, and tea, let’s go to the kitchen, well, yes, yes, so come in, come in, sit down, so why you, where are you going, where are you going, wash your hands, and boris, now explain everything, but nothing needs to be explained, everything has already been done, what has been done, you were detained at the checkpoint with secret materials, if i let this matter go, heads will roll, i am your father i don’t envy you, well, you gave your word.
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i keep my word, i have your phone number with secret materials, which means i have your father’s career, you’re blackmailing me, you’re a fool, you’re a fool, you have my career in your hands, i knew and didn’t report, i ’m ready to commit a crime for her father’s sake , she’s still going crazy, we have only one road now down the aisle, so that...
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“well, if you can’t stand love anyway, then get married, we intend to submit an application today, wait, well, if you really can’t stand it, then, of course, now a second, tamara, zhamilovna, it’s labanov again, yes, here another couple has formed, here 's how you can..." the previous one can also be formalized at 12 , together with the bochkins, let's go, son, let 's brainstorm this matter, so exactly, daughter, have you really decided to get married or is it because of japan? japan has nothing to do with it. and ugh, well
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, thank you, lord, thank you, lord, otherwise you understand, at zotov’s, dear guy, vice admiral mikhailov from the main headquarters of the navy, he called and asked, you know how inconvenient it would be, but now, if you agree, then that’s great, yes, yes, i agree, that’s it, come on, you hold on, hold on, you have a marriage tomorrow, let's hold on. oh, well, here, the poem is excellent, well, hero, mikhail, hero, i’m grishka, i still praise you for your service, i serve the fatherland, so, and you’ve become a bear, come on, mikhail, boast about your a’s, dan, you don’t be afraid, we won’t call you daddy genna anymore, because we know that that we don’t have a dad. that something got into your eye,
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and you blink, it’s passed, yes, it’s passed, it’s passed, well, come on, mikhail, brag about your a, the poem is unsatisfactory two, what does that mean? taught, you told him so, he told it, but they cheated, yes, these are swindlers. so, well, okay, that means you’re grisha, yes, great, give me the second one, right, and you’re mikhail,
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yes, that means, mikhail, by the time mom arrives, so that the beard will bounce off your teeth, understand? why still have a deuce? so the commander’s orders are not discussed, but what are they carried out? yes, comrade sailor? that's right, comrade commander. that's it, who is this? mom, as a child, as a child, she danced, dances, mom dances, but only with us, why only with you? mom says that she is a fat cow, and cows don’t dance. mom , that’s it, mom, i’m sick, damn it, howl at me
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, what are you doing, what are you doing, get up, howl like an elephant, i’m not sleeping, but i’m a military commander, i left, and i ’m getting married, if it’s not a secret, to whom, to boris zotov, but he’s from the anti-sabotage unit, he’s some kind of jock with short hair, it’s your business, just don’t tell anyone, i this morning in such a story in...
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zotov, the commander of the sabotage detachment, yes , anyone will go for him, get out, she understood a lot, but she didn’t understand anything, nothing, wait, you’re a muslin, yeah, cover it, oh, mom came, mom, come to the table, we have... a holiday, i got an a today, and mishka, and mishka will get an a tomorrow, yes, mish, that means this should be celebrated, yes, come on, spill the soda, and wash your hands, and oh, what else is this, the gene wrote it to us to
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differentiate, and come on, quickly wash your hands, yes, come on, come on, come on, you’ve got a real boom here accounting for the car, but what for me? well, as
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you see, i’m walking by my leg, but i’ve been lying here with you, it’s time for the honor to know, are you leaving? no, why, i’ll come again, no, there’s no reason to come to us. go ahead, zin, why do that? to avoid fooling the boys, leave. thank you very much again, you were very kind. she was kind, and even as a child she was a very charming child. was and floated away because of people like you, all of you guys are the same, you just immediately shot your skis forward, why did you get up, come on, leave! were reached
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say, let's go, casinoida, let's go, let's go, i won't go, i won't go anywhere, maestra, vadim, stand, vre barbell, i 'll come myself, let me go, stand, let me go. where, so a fighter, “listen, your guys are great,
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my boys are wonderful, well, they need a father, listen, i’m this, you’re this, get out, get married, get married to kozlov, what are you doing, well, good same party, wait, zina, wait, listen, sina, wait, sina, sina, wait, sina, wait, sina, what did you find in this zina, found it, dove bald, found it.
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you are having a wedding today, what kind of wedding? - i’m so happy, daughter, that you are happy, terribly happy, what is it, what is it, are we so sad, are we either afraid that the groom will change his mind, but he may or may not, i’m in his hands, he’ll arrive in 40 minutes for you, in 40, well, yes, i’ve been waiting, i can hurry it up, i’m not ready, where is she. lovers, gena, gena, gena, you got everything mixed up, i didn’t kiss zina, you just didn’t listen to me, what i didn’t listen to, i listened to everything
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and understood, linzo told me everything about you, no, well, of course, he’s our groom, prominent, he ’s, yes, he’s ready to marry, he’s ready to have children, well done, brave soldier, with maslennik, why have a specific and short conversation with maslennik, tanga-shmanga, danced yes dispersed, written off and thrown ashore like an old boat. are you laughing, who cheated whom, old katya, you cheated me, i , you, you, you will wave your husband’s arms at me, it’s clear to you, wait, you said that you don’t care, you said, because you don’t care equals. "zina, i care, you don't
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it doesn’t matter, and i care, so you wanted to marry him, but i didn’t want to marry him, assholes, i was lying, lying, lying, lying, lying, that means vovka, vovka, my friend, vavka, yes i, yes i love you now, my dear, zina, zin, listen, i, zin, i, i really want you to be my wife, and i really want. install children, well , you agree, i agree, i agree. zinka,
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my dear, have the children, gena, i’ll just wait, they’ll have a dad, daddy, gena will be there, and you, you’ll sit at our wedding, i understand, my dear, listen, well, we, we're in the apartment, we... we've been waiting for 5 years, the cat's been praising for a whole year, he'll wait, let's wait, wait, wait, wait, gena, gena, guys, gena, gena, gena, gena, gena, gena, we can’t wait, we have to save lara, my girl, my girl, forgive me if something is wrong, you know,
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you’re everything to me, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, and you can forgive me everything, everything, everything, everything. i can do everything, but not now, now the commander is waiting for me, you know, i’ll be late, he’ll kill you and you won’t have a folder, comrade contour admiral, you grigor nikolaevich is calling, he found out what it means, no way, no, the commander , vice admiral mikhailov, is on the line. your future relative, yes, has already arrived, i’m walking here with my wife on the pografskaya pier , remembering your youth, so to speak, listen, here, in general, it’s a couple of steps to the legislative office, come on now, come to us, this is not discussed at all, you’re not my relatives yet, subordinate, i understand, that’s it, come on, i’m waiting, it seems.
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ugh, well, assholes, here you are, you idiot, after all, what are you, ko, i thought you were laying an egg for me here now, that’s it, okay, i for our own, then we act according to plans, the authorities have arrived, vice admiral mikhailov and his wife, this is uncle, boris, daughter, you wait here for the groom, and i’ll quickly go to the count’s pier. i’ll meet them, and from there we’ll go straight to the prison, we’ll be faster than you, and okay, lara, lara, lara, vladimir, i’m flying, my love,
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here i am, so, so, where are you going, go. serve me, whatever you want, first sew me new lamps and shoulder straps, and then go to your japan, at least forever. take me to the gram pier, there’s a woman there with my grandfather, i ’ll let her go, i’m telling you, lara, don’t don't worry, now i'm going to punch him in the face, let him go, i'm a pussy, now i have, what a beast you are!
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here she is, varvara alexandrovna, the famous gravsk priest, how many parades have i attended here, don’t pretend, i’ve been here a thousand times already and every time it’s the same thing, the same thing, but listen again, she won’t miss it, it’s better to say that we we’re doing this here, why didn’t they send cars to pick us up at the airport, who are you to pick you up at the airport?
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where the young people will be now, now, now they will be, i didn’t have time to call, but they had already rushed over. racer from our matchmaker organization, well, hello, nephew, you’ve grown up, grown up, dad, dear, you said that you would forgive me everything, everything, everything, everything, yes, so i won’t marry this guy, i’m so tanned, oh, i’ve lost weight like a sea girl, wait, what am i going to report to his uncle, the truth is, if you are like your vice admiral, then now i’m not afraid of anything, we are uncle bo. i'm struggling. and you started to be a bride, something like that, comrade uncle, i don’t want it. i'm not entirely sure i want to marry your nephew. well, between,
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i don’t want to get married and i’m not quite sure, you know, maryanskaya in fall. be proud more clearly. clearer, no question. i really want to get married, but to someone else. lovely armor stock amuses itself. if you don't say it in front of my uncle, yes, that's it. bitter, bitter, bitter, you yourself said, a russian officer will leave children in poverty, and the captain of goats, with your lara, will give birth to your own, why with my lara, what kind of goats
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is this, this is the same goats, the same comrade, daddy, yes, i love this one, i ’ll marry this one, again love at first sight, no, princess turondot, you’ll marry whoever they order, they’ll order, daddy, you can’t tell your heart, where are you going? so pizza, you can’t blame anyone for my death, marry not by order, but by love, ah, so, so, ah, peace division, comparisons, banner group, we’re marching hard!
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together with us, comrades chernomorians, you have the great honor of displaying our flag in the most remote corners of the atlantic, and i believe you will prove to the whole world that russia has a fleet capable of carrying out assigned combat missions in the world's oceans, hurray, hurray, the division is peaceful , kru, dan! personnel on the right, one at a time, per ship, run, march!
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daddy, darling, take me along with you , stop these tacks for me, here, you are now my husband’s wife, i ’m leaving you such an eagle on the shore, now your job is not to play with toys, don’t give birth to grandchildren, what kind of grandchildren are you? ? i’ll tell you to give birth, you’ll give birth, hold on, daddy genna,
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daddy genna, daddy genna, daddy, the salty, night kelvator is boiling. storms and storms make it difficult to sleep. summer in siberia is short, winter is cold and snowy, sometimes it’s so blustery that you can’t see below, during bad weather people sometimes relied on their ears, determined the right road by the ringing of bells that came from
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the villages. it was called a blizzard, it was a kind of beacon for travelers and could continue for days on end until the storm subsided; in these parts, before the revolution, almost everyone , young and old, knew how to ring; today, age-old traditions are being revived in novosibirsk. for a quarter of a century , the only center of bell art outside the urals has been operating in megapolis at the church of the archangel michael. it is headed by local resident alexey talashkin. he is a companologist, studies foundry, history and traditions of russian bells. peryak was very
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far from church art, he played in kvn, worked in the studio of the pantomime theater, and once in the performances of v, staged based on the story of gogol, he had the role of a seminarian who, driving away evil spirits, sounded the alarm. the impressions, alexey recalls, turned out to be so strong that he wanted to touch the orthodox traditions and become a bell ringer himself. we don’t ring bells, we need to extract a sound from a bell, give birth, awaken this sound, beat it - it’s too, too rude, it’s just the culture of ringing, yes, which we are now forming among our novosibirsk bell ringers, so that
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it is a neat ringing. for the siberian frosts this is enough now at low temperatures, but here in siberia it often happens -30 and below, the metal becomes brittle, you can’t calculate the strength and the bell will become unusable, crack, and will no longer sound like before, so first the students of the school of bell ringers study simulator, here are the small cola-colas, this is the ringing group, the medium ones. these are pick-up or ringing bells, and they are two large the evangelists represent with them, the bells of the ringing groups are controlled in this way, the bells of the bells are controlled in this way, they are admitted to this school without musical education, the main thing is a sense of rhythm. school is generally a new phenomenon in
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modern russia, it used to be. we also adopted in suspension, in balancing, in working with technical hands, an important point, the hands and elbows must be motionless, then the ringing will be correct, clean, here is a clear example, dear brothers and sisters, look what we have, we have like this a toy, a bear bell ringer, yes, and look what he can do. here is boris mikhailovich,
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working from the shoulder, look, pay attention, what we need, he doesn’t touch the wrist and elbow at all, by the way, the same bear with a smiley on a string, can not only make calls, there is an idea to make a bear pilot, we you will need a platform, probably like this... some kind of shape, here we will put the bell that he cast, and here the bear himself will stand, he will use this... to clean it with a pike, we saw such peaks in the film andrei rublev, there as times workers cleaned this bell, you will need plywood, the future basis of the composition, you need to saw
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carefully, because the file may burst, you will have to install a new one, yes, we have such a stand. and now you need to install the bell, where can you get it? we take fragments of bells like this and assemble a bell from them, we find them on expeditions quite often, they lie like dead weight, because we exhibit some of them in the museum, but you can’t put all this in display cases, but... it’s a pity to throw these fragments away , and we give them such a second life. using polymer clay alexey talashkin recreates the shape of the bell. well, we got this bell. a complete illusion is created that this is a single,
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real bell that has just been cast and needs to be cleaned. the craftsman plans the pilot taptygin from linden or cedar. this requires knowledge of anatomy. the appearance of the animal is not enough, here you need to spatially see how it will look, not an easy job, bear, bear, appear, all that remains is to cover the figurine with stain, tie threads to the flaps, secure the load from below, and the flyer will be ready. yesterday they wore hats, probably a kartus would suit this bear. it is not without reason that such toys appeared in novosibirsk. local craftsmen have mastered foundry to perfection. yes, as
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they say, you won’t look at this copy without tears. in its lower part, which is called the lip, there are many chips and cracks. experts say that this bell. will no longer sound the same as before, but exactly how he called, and whether it is possible to reproduce his original voice, the siberians found answers to these questions. using a portable scanner, specialists will build a 3d model of the damaged bell will be used to find out the necessary parameters, the exact profile and wall thickness, and then determine the percentage of metals in the alloy. this is tin. from 17 to 20%, sometimes it is more, but not more than 22, that is, more than 22% is a bell that is too brittle, the minimum limit of tin is 15%, a bell with less will
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lose sounds, have. using this data, victor vasiliev, together with like-minded people, creates copies of broken bells; the master no longer remembers how many of them he cast in his lifetime. says: i lost count a long time ago. his creations caress the ears of residents of the moscow, nizhny novgorod, novosibirsk regions and trans-baikal territory. at first i called, studied, we came to casting much later. the foundry itself is connected with a lot of small details, well, like everywhere else, it’s a little bit like a kitchen, here and there a little. it is placed in a metal
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cylinder, the so-called apoca, then the workpiece is strengthened with a special mixture. this quartz sand with a fine fraction, we weigh and dilute it. resin, special resin, we have ready-made molding mixture, our entire team compares each appearance of a bell with the birth and each bell, it is like our brainchild, during casting, says lev inyakin, the pressure in the workpiece will be very high, up to 200 atmospheres, the design, firstly, needs to be strong tighten with bolts, secondly, reduce the load on the wall, now, yes, we are making a hole so that... the air can come out, just,
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just so that there is less pressure, so that our shape does not break, we also make a hole throughout the entire apocalypse , which we will go to later launch carbon dioxide, and we need carbon dioxide so that our molding mass hardens, when the mixture... takes the shape of the future bell, the silicone blank is carefully removed, molten copper and tin are poured into the apoca. a tradition has lived in russia for centuries. before getting down to business, foundry masters told each other tall tales. it was believed that the more incredible the story, the better the bell would sound. this is where the expression comes from: well, you’re flooding, that is, deception.
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with sound, literally 3 hours later picture will change dramatically, the length of the sound will increase, now we’re listening to this one, well, the fading takes much longer, we worked hard on... now there’s a break, tea drinking right in the workshop in
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pre-revolutionary traditions. our ancestors also rested after hard work. looking at this picture, you can’t help but think that this is not the twenty-first century, but the 19th century. however, no one lingers at the table; there is still plenty to do. the bell must be cleaned, patinated, and coated with a special chemical composition that will give the product an antique look. then the first ringing, on the bells there are prints from icons, these sacred images are carved out of wood by local resident yuri krylov, he is... self-taught, he has been doing what he loves for more than 30 years, he started in
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carpentry, making furniture, everything changed in the late nineties, when he was invited to an orthodox church, they needed an iconostasis, the craftsman did a brilliant job, the priest blessed me to try the icons, well, it seemed to work, and then i was baptized in this church. loves to carve faces from cedar, it is soft, it is light, it is fragrant, after all, when you work, there’s a pleasant smell, you try to distract yourself from all extraneous thoughts, but in principle, when you’re cutting, then it happens that you go to bed at 3 o’clock, you just don’t notice the time, there’s no need to rush, it’s exactly what’s required of the master. everything must be according to church canons,
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special attention to detail, to clothing, looks, or, for example, the position of the hands of saints, so it sometimes takes weeks to make one icon. to the icon, after i carve it, people go to the temple and illuminate it, i believe that it is more correct that a person, at least with his feet he will reach the temple and apply it. some effort to ensure that my picture turns into an icon. the tradition of carving orthodox saints from wood came to us from byzantium in the 21st century. in russia, relief icons quickly became popular. about icons carved from wood, i will say that they have a certain benefit, first of all, in making people weak. those who see or those who do not see, so that they can touch this icon and understand
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how the lord, the mother of god, or hands that are holy to them are depicted on it. these are their eyes, and for them this is a very big help, the craftsman won’t be working on icons now, but he will still reveal some of the secrets of his craft, make a souvenir, a gingerbread house, this is a lopsy we’ll start for a long time, it’s a chore to cut, well, we’ve cut out the cut, then we’ll proceed. for carvings, an ordinary knife, even a very sharp one, is not suitable, you need a special tool, this is a corner, like two chisels folded towards each other, somehow little by little, the thing is moving,
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make sure that the wood does not lift up, watch the direction fibers, if... it was cut well in this direction, this is where it should be expand the part. the master paints the house with watercolor, it penetrates well into the wood fiber, then you need to wait a little, the surface should dry. all that remains is to coat it with varnish, the product is ready. the novosibirsk region is located on a plain. its vast territory, more than 100,000 km, is occupied by forests. steppes, where the most common tree is birch. so, one craftsman from the city of naabi learned to make icons not from wood, but from bark. i started working with birch bark around
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1991, probably at first i tried it there, studied how to make the material because... there wasn’t much literature like this, i had to figure everything out by trial and error, it was very interesting, i just got excited about this material, because it really is so blessed, you can emboss on it, and cut, and you can do painting, weave, when you even make an icon, somehow you feel differently in your soul, for example, when i do something, a face, i paint at home, well, i try to work when everyone has already gone to bed. no one bothers me, i sat quietly, and i’m irritated by extraneous sounds, that's it, that's it, i'm trying to disconnect from everything. berista is a pliable material, gentle, and does not tolerate excessive roughness. it consists of many such plates, so it
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bends well, and bends here and there, it is elastic, when you press through some kind of pattern, a depression remains, this is the compression. so we use this, you can put a drawing on it directly and it will remain there forever, well, you still need to have an attitude with your soul, you just got up there right away, did it, you can’t do it, you need to get in the mood, with the master’s attitude everything is fine okay, today i will make an icon of st. nicholas the wonderworker, one of the most revered saints in russia. to do this, we took a reproduction of this icon, this image is approved, we take birch bark, we work with the yellow side mainly, we need to clean this top layer, with these movements we help
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our hand clean this layer, with the help of carbon paper the craftsman transfers the drawing onto... . material, we use some kind of curly cutters, we have them of different profiles, the punches here are different, after cutting, we work out the design with an awl, in order to also to give volume and in order to give structure, here there are crosses on the clothes, we also... press them well, they give volume to us later, when we paint, they will be clearly visible, it will simply be easier for us to work, and here you need to be an artist to feel the pressure, because the harder we press, the stronger the depression it turns out, like in a pencil,
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the line can be thick, it can be very thin, and here you also need to be able to work with an awl, somewhere to press harder , and somewhere...
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eyes, this is how it was made, such beauty that i, he says, my soul just started crying, i was really amazed, and this strengthened me in the fact that in general, i am doing a good job, not bad, orthodox art of siberia multifaceted, sacred images here are not only carved, but painted in different techniques, for example, enka ustica, in which the artist uses paints with wax, is considered the oldest, it appeared in ancient egypt. centuries-old traditions are being revived in
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the icon painting school, headed by artist elena danishevskaya. siberian icon very interesting, they treat it differently, some people view it as a bad quality icon, i don’t, i think that these are interesting icons, because you know, there is a special kind of naive child like...
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surfaces, we apply pavolok, this is gelatinized, then on top of the gelatinized fabric, and now i use the method when we are on a board, but this is not so, first we need to soak the entire fabric in gelatin, this is actually a natural glue, everything should be natural , that is, even fabric natural, no synthetics. the pavoloka must fit tightly to the wood so that there are no air bubbles left; in addition, it is necessary to prime the surface, apply
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several layers, only after that they begin to paint the icon. when you paint an icon, you completely disconnect from the outside world and become immersed, as if the lord is looking at you right now. initially , there were much fewer opportunities for creativity in siberia than in central russia. there are many reasons: harsh climate, lack of roads, shortage of materials. for example, tin, the necessary raw material for casting bells, was delivered from other countries for centuries, but, as a rule, it was not transported beyond the ural mountains. and also add here the shortage of craftsmen, flyers, icon painters, and carvers. she developed orthodox art in these parts.
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