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wife, where in the next car, quiet, i think she noticed me, yours, hello, ambulance, urgently, there's an accident, your mother died without regaining consciousness, i want to start the investigation myself, i 'll find this bastard, just another business trip, so i can get in touch, i'll call if the car shows up on video cameras, the police will come to you not a word about me, when lies breed new lies, i'm tired of the unknown and your lies, you must support me and believe me, believe, i understand, one crime can be followed by another, let me go, let me go, where is he, don't be afraid, where is the recorder, they found the car, the owner, the girl, it turned out that she had a man, here it is, the life line on

saturday on rtr. oh! hello, hello, dear friends, we are glad to welcome you again to the

humor parade program, hurray, hello, yes, i, great, thank you, i will definitely be there. that's it, i'm very happy, come on, bye, bye, haren, yes, of course, forgive me, and what was that just now? we have people in the auditorium, our beloved spectators, and you're talking on the phone? that's just uncultured. len, len, congratulate me, i was invited to the institute of culture. you know, judging by your behavior, they got carried away. i see that you're not very good at culture, karen. what will you teach the students? but you misunderstood me , i was invited not to teach, but to study, i will apply, apply, you see, to the institute of culture, karen, don't scare me, you're joking, well, you yourself said that live and learn, learn, like it's never too late, but i meant

books, articles on the internet, some kind of wisdom, but not an institute, how will you study with eighteen-year-old classmates, i won't have an eighteen-year-old. you're right, you know what, let's talk about this today, about where, how, and most importantly, what you can learn, i agree, but for now, let me announce our first guest, no need, i'll do it myself, and you study, student, dear

friends, meet the stage satirist writer leon from... i'll tell you about myself first, okay, so i'm tall, handsome, blond with blue eyes, yes, i know three foreign languages, i have a second class in boxing, a third in chess. and then women love me very much, i have only one drawback, i love to turn, so, at school i was an excellent student in physical education, now i do

sports, well, so i do morning exercises now, like this in the morning i get up, wash myself, so all of a sudden i lay down on the floor, on my back, stretched my arms along my body and fell asleep. i started running, ran half a kilometer, came back by taxi, in my youth i was involved in equestrian sports, horses loved me, they always laughed at my jokes, that's it, i have a higher technical education, once it even helped me in life, i was riding the subway, a girl was sitting next to me, solving a crossfort, she couldn't guess: a six-letter word: a flying machine for baba yaga, i suggested, i say, a broom, she says: how do you know, i say, well, i still i graduated from the aviation institute, after the aviation institute i completed

japanese language courses, and now i can open a japanese zoltika without a translator, after the japanese language courses i completed a vy... where i learned to watch good films and write bad scripts, you know, i dance badly, something always gets in my way, i never dance in public. so that they don’t think that i ’m grimacing, in general i should tell you that in my youth, i loved books and sex most of all, well now i’m at a different age, my strength is not the same, so now it’s only sex, you know, what is a midlife crisis in general , it's when you see young goats in girls, and they see an old goat in you, all those sounds that i used to make during sex, now i make them when i get up from the couch, and you know,

memory gets worse with age, i was told that to improve memory you need to solve crassfords, i tried to solve a crassford, well, for example, there was a tool for burying, but i tried everything, a shovel, a pick, a scoop, you know what it turned out to be, a pipette. well, what else can i say about myself? i don't handsome, but when they say that they love not for beauty, but for character, i just go wild, because my character is even worse, i am a monogamist, i love only myself, well, in my youth i was carried away by women, but i have always had an ironclad principle, for me my friend's wife is not a woman, but if she is very beautiful, he is not my friend, you know i have... always had enough sense to understand that i am not very smart, in general it is good to be friends with me, especially for those people who have a lot of money, so i absolutely

selflessly love those people who can help me financially, i can't stand it when people watch me eat, when they watch me, i immediately try to eat gracefully and beautifully, and either i'll choke, or the tea will come out of my nose, for some time, you know, i was on a diet, so kefir for breakfast, kefir for lunch, kefir for midday, borscht with sour cream for dinner, potatoes with cutlets, two kebabs , three eclairs, now i'm on such a gentle diet, i don't eat after one in the morning, my wife was pretty, she has only one drawback, her husband, that is, me, once ... she didn't talk to me for 2 days, because saw me in a dream with some whores, she

recently found my reference from kindergarten, and it says there, sleeps well, eats, walks, she tells me: so many years have passed, and nothing has changed, well , guys, i want to ask you, tell me, isn't it offensive that the cat does nothing all day, just eats and sleeps, and... he still loves him, but i still love her, i love her, you know, once we even sat down to drink to love, the police separated us, and do you even know what it is love? love is when you've already sobered up, she's still beautiful, i'm very kind and resourceful, once in a strip club i ran out of money, then i shouted into the stripper's panties: thank you! i also had this

habit, i smoked a cigarette after sex, that's how i gradually quit smoking. and finally, when i feel ashamed of my behavior, i remember that people like alexey panin, nikita dzhigurda and bari alebasov live in the world, and it makes me feel better. lena, you know, i'm even a little jealous of today's youth, why, karen, well, they have so many opportunities today, you can become whoever you want, what would you advise schoolchildren if you were asked where it is best to go after school, after school, karen, it is best to go home and do homework, otherwise they go to shopping malls, eat fast food, and... their parents are looking for them, you say, they go to shopping malls, but do you know how easy it is to get lost there, i once

personally heard such an announcement, in a shopping mall, it was, pay attention, the son of the president of a metallurgical company got lost in a shopping mall company, was dressed in a gucci suit, a rolex watch on his hand, the boy is 5 years old, after all , modern youth is completely different from us at their age, we ... first of all thought about studying, and secondly about partying, and they first of all think about partying, and secondly also about partying. study, and we continue to think about studying for them, how good it is that we do not need to think for our next artist, you can just watch him and admire him, stage sergey drobotenko, meet!

friends, i have always admired people without complexes, people who accept themselves as they are. i have a wonderful friend, a woman, to put it mildly, not fragile, but what is her charm? she never has complexes about her figure, on the contrary, she promotes her way of life. now if she came out instead of me and addressed. with the ladies sitting in the hall in front of the tv screens, i think she would say something like this: my girls, little girls, little girls, tell me honestly, girls, i just put my paw on

my heart so honestly, why do you all want to lose weight, why, my husband... bothers me from time to time, yes, you're far from a mummy, i say, why are you far away, you're close, he says, when i try to hug you, my hands don't come together from behind, that's right, kozma prutkov wrote, you can't embrace everything immensity, girls, when we first met, i came to his house, he came to me from the doorway, god, what a figure. i say, calm down, i'm not all there yet, of course, there are some problems with my weight, of course, i accidentally stepped on both feet of a guy in a sports store, he looked at his feet, he says, why did i come for flippers, and my husband, with your figure, is only going to star in

titanic as iceberg, i say, and you have another role? he cries when you are at home with trofik, i can’t even turn on the fan in the heat, because there will be a new episode, gone with the wind, listen, he tells me, with you the car eats twice as much gas, i say, but the braking distance is twice as short, girls, the motherland needs chubby girls, we are only useful, if i served in the airborne troops, i would jump with a parachute faster than everyone else, while the rest are in the air, i would have already screamed anti-tank ditch, we are only useful, listen, my husband and i were in the south, some black guy pestered me, he said, good morning, i immediately told him, well, get out of here, he woman

from rusша, i say, rasha, rasha, but not yours, words somehow dragged me to the jungle, i returned him, i'm here in the pool, climbed up a ten-meter tower, but i like to jump, the attraction is called make a tsunami, girls, i didn't see, honestly, i didn't see,

the guy below was just learning to swim, for some reason he couldn't do it for a long time. he was like me from below saw, soaring on the wings of love, girls, now a master of sports, and my dear constantly gets me, with your existence you refute the entire theory of darwin, that man descended from a monkey, what kind of branch can support such a monkey, listen, we were in the south, my man is lying on the beach, i am standing next to him in a chic sambrera. i love to dress beautifully, girls, i love this business, in a chic sambrera, he says to me: listen you, a cannibal's dream, at least take off your panama hat, otherwise people from afar will take you for a mushroom, i tell him: calm down, if you yap, you will remain without a shadow, he doesn't understand what happiness

he has, he doesn't understand, he tells me, we don't have change, you bought a two-seater hammock, i say, open your eyes, it's a bra, girls, when we get on the bus with him, they immediately give up their seats to us, right away. i just have to say, so, now, whoever doesn't get up, i'll fall on them, on the train, girls, on the train, when you buy a ticket, ask to be sure to give you a lower berth, that's right, i don't ask, when i enter the compartment i declare that i have an upper berth, and that i won't change i'm getting ready, girls, alone.

well, the swimsuit is like this, there's a string running along the equator in the back, i tell him, my dear, come on...

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didn't want to live. after the death of vasily makar, what they didn't say, that he was poisoned, killed, how it really was, the fate of a man with boris korchevnikov on friday on rtr, who have you turned into, look at yourself, spoiled, boring, kept woman, any man would have got himself a mistress long ago, any man, not you, my darling, the first, you are not the last, yes, there is any married woman. you can hit a deceived wife with your finger, i don’t know how i will live without her, in general, you shouldn’t knock on a closed door, and what brought you to our wilderness? one day something new will open, i am olga, kostya, the blacksmith is looking at her, surprise, you

shouldn’t fall in love with a married woman. you also need a muscovite. ol, we can still fix everything, right? forges of happiness. on friday, on rtr. law enforcement agencies are sounding the alarm. with the onset of summer holidays, the number children who died or suffered from riding in train carriages and electric trains is only increasing. what will thirty-two-year-old rustam nabiyev from ufa tell them, who, having survived a terrible tragedy, found the strength to live on, he set five world records, became a motivator for millions of russians, life does not end there, it is just a separate chapter. malakhov, on monday on prt. len, do you know what a master class is? well, of course, it is an express training, where a specialist introduces listeners to the basics of his profession. this is, by the way, the karent is very interesting. interesting

is good, but they cost. they are a bit expensive, not all of them, there are free ones, i have a friend who went to a free master class on hairdressing, and that they taught him how to cut his hair there, but not his, on him, that's also not bad, and that to get a haircut for free, yeah, but there is one nuance, now the left half of his head is bald, on the right half he has a model haircut, i don't understand, why does he walk the streets like that, why? he won't shave his hair, he says that he still has a second lesson ahead, it's funny, and i have a friend who loves going to free cooking master classes, and she loves to cook, no, she loves to eat delicious food for free, oh, well , everyone loves to eat delicious food, karen, and you know what else everyone loves, a good song, yes, yes, i wonder who will sing it, you'll be surprised, karen, i'll sing it, and

it will be the premiere of the song. the lyrics were written by our beloved leon izmailov, and the music by alessandr dobronravov. and the song is called "my song, karen." well, we 'll listen with pleasure. when the blues come over you again, when melancholy oppresses you my friend, tell yourself, in the world nothing is new, and all this will pass someday, the sun is high in the sky, i am far from you, i do not regret anything, it is completely easy for me to sleep. the sun

is high in the sky, i am far from you, i do not regret anything, it is completely easy for me now, my friends, they are always with me, in heartfelt friendship before now, i will embrace my friends with love, no one in the world will separate us. oh, sun, high in the sky, i am far from you, i do not regret anything, it is completely easy for me, the sun is high in the sky, i am far from you, i do not regret anything, it is completely easy for me, the sun is high in the sky, i am far from you, i do not regret anything what i don't regret, i feel so easy, i don't take sorrows seriously, like summer.

i've dripped and passed, what will happen to you, i know, i don't know, but everything will be fine with me, high in the sky, i'm far from you, i don't regret anything, i feel so easy now, yes, the sun is high in the sky, and i'm far, far away from you , i don't regret anything, i feel so easy now, a finger high in the sky, i'm always far away. i don't regret anything, i feel so easy now, i don't regret anything, i feel so easy now, i feel so easy now, i feel so easy now,

that's it!

you know, lenochka, i recently received a very strange sms on my phone, they invite me to courses in strip plastics, and even promise that the first lesson will be free, oh, karen, don't pay attention, it's just an advertisement for another course, by the way, i want to tell you that they don't know how to advertise themselves at all. listen, i was recently in a sports store in the winter equipment section, do you know what kind of advertisement i saw? no, you don't have enough money for skis and boots, don't be sad, just buy poles and come to us. nordic walking school. funny, but i recently read such an advertisement: only with us you can find peace and tranquility, you can look inside yourself and take a break from people, courses

for subway drivers, only you, tunnel peace, what can i say, in our park on every post there is an advertisement posted, if you are sure that you are afraid of heights and flying on an airplane, if you think that you will never get into a helicopter and jump with a parachute, come to us, diving school, we do not fall, we dive, how good it is that the artists who go out on this scene, no advertising is needed, everyone knows them well. in the humor parade, new russian grannies. be careful, the doors are closing, the next station is babushkinskaya, the platform is behind, here seems to be a good place,

the acoustics are not bad, that the underground passage can adjust there, an hour, people will come home from work, granny will earn money, what was pecking at grannies,

asked for on the wall, then everywhere here the cold blows, throw good money into the hat, i am alone on one burn. ratom, and a friend, a goat, curly, declared competition to me, oppression of the infection, show-off clumsy, unpleasant, old lady thea, damn, famous musician, oh you, you're howling already, yes, i'm howling, vitos is retired, she came running, but it's not light, not dawn, quickly, a warm place. to occupy, yes, i see, and has already settled down, yes,

oh, bitch, she's already managed to feed, she showed up, damn, crookedly from the braid, where did the braid come from, it grew overnight, i was the first to come to this place, but they said, i'm in kazan, you're in belarusian, let's get out of here, barbarian beauty, i'll buy expensive hair, look at yourself very much, modern, not a day without moonshine, not a day without moonshine, go-go, i'm a grandmother matron, i'm from the radio chanson, i wouldn't be, in vain, there's something to look at, rub yourself with this torturer, what have you done to the reptile, i spent half a day settling her, what to settle, kiss me running, you saw a keyboard, a computer one, now your teeth will be the same, punch the spacebar keys, with your tongue i would lick a swing in the cold, what's nothing now. as he hit, the tonsils will fall out, are you generally friends with your head, we sleep together,

he missed the mark now, you, missed the mark, enough, control, are you spitting stones or something, like pain with fillings, daisies have hidden, buttercups have drooped, when you breathed on them in the morning, what are you doing, why did you come here , should i put you in?

you sang, well, since you are stronger than me, you get coins, and i will take the paper one, are you smart yourself, or what, i am very smart, you know what my iq is, i saw your aku, small in freckles, who lived, i say, performed in the underground passage, so says the crisis, the atm is in the oven for him, well, that's enough, okay, work is a dispute, the guy can be more pitiful

somehow, people, kind, excuse us for turning to you, ourselves, we are not locals, we were going on tour, and the producer deceived us, stole all the money and disappeared in an unknown direction, help us raise money for the return trip, foreign land, you are a churbin, a foreign side, who can, help us, go home, we are old, sick, the train is shaking us.

this is not a money-making place, the underground crossing, i have three pensions in half an hour on leningradsky prospekt, yes i sell moonshine there, yes you drive, drive, mine, on the black drive, drive and sell, let's have a little for courage, as you insisted on cranberry, apple, potato, horseradish, to the place with a fly agaric, and what, not bad, by the way , went well, didn't go to you, went down the wrong throat, you always. throat drinking, dog, cool, i remember, maybe put too much yeast, although the thing should go on this basis, i'll start, listen, you'll catch up somewhere in the anti-tourism, where the metro is noisy, where

the train is knocking, there with the flower we, drank moonshine, 10 liters i remember, drove up. at a disco with one guy decided to arrange a romantic evening for him mot maybe uninteresting put on makeup shaved her eyebrows, plucked her nails, on the contrary, she's deaf, no, on the contrary, she lit a candle, stood in it like in a candlestick, and arranged a candlelit dinner, navy-style macaroni, sprats in tomato sauce and cherry compote

, she got it from the cellar, she stood there for 73 years, apparently some remained from her mother, and it had to happen that at the most crucial moment it was raining outside, she went into the yard for laundry, then that's what happened, and she returned to the house, and here she was caught in the rain, her mascara was flowing down her cheeks like a stream, how scary, when she was wearing makeup and not wearing makeup, in short, she fell into the house, a man saw her, this is older darling, he's all you know and limp from fear, that's right, he saw her, she smiles all over, he's like a granny buries her skull out the second-floor window, two bralichno, it's indecent, it 's indecent for a man to run away from a date, what about you, although moda you're right, in our time it 's become somehow difficult to find a normal man, as they say, girls stand, stand aside, handkerchiefs in their hands, fiddle, because for every 10 girls in statistics, four drug addicts, three alcoholics, two divorced and one normal, but he's married, oh, damn, men, they are like candies, you never know what nastiness is under the wrapper, i personally think

a man is like a parquet, klavka, once you lay a good one down, you can walk on it for 50 years, you can, you can, you can.

like a roach and there is a son at work, but i suffer more than anyone, but i suffer more than anyone, only yesterday you were, you were the beauty of the world, only yesterday i loved 115 kg, but i went on a diet and eat only porridge, why do we need this, why do we need this, so this is what you are, and i loved yours. cookies chebureki with fish pi with fish pies, so this is what you are, pancakes belyashi, you forgot, you don't cook, by the way, here's another thing, do you know what the best diet is, did i ask you, no, i don't know, i'll tell you,

broken jaw, there is an island of kudomania in the fashion world, it's all covered with diets, absolutely all, it's all covered... absolutely the entire island of khudomania in the fashion world exists, the unhappy wives of the rich live there, the secretary's staff legs from her ears, hangers on the podium, fauvist glamour, there are a lot of divorced people there and ordinary fools, why don't they eat, they're full of worries, their weight doesn't go down, totality is growing, they swallow bio-feed day, tears at night and thai pills are given to us by doctors, we are not fat, we could live like that and they would have all the diets.

black shirts, red shirts, yellow shirts, different shirts at football, and the men sit , all their eyes on the lawn, looking, 20 bulls.

they pay you millions for what, move your loaves faster, they drive benkley cars, they don't try to play at all, everyone is a separate society, they should be put in jail for a goal scored, 100 rubles to pay 100 goals for... hey, matryona enigmaturina fongemen, varonessa in

the third generation, my father left on a steamship constantinople, give me as much as you can, well done, you are a good boy, yes, i am a good boy, well done, good, that's when you have musical talent, yes, good, and not they you, yes, but all night, all night long, until my eyesight, over the river, over the river i sat, two trout , a pike, a sterlet, for fish soup, mother wanted, oh, fate, fate, fisherman's, two buoys were swinging on the waves, oh, you live, gypsy tin can, no

bite, apparently in vain in the forest, the forest, i dug up two winds of worms, i was able to catch a frog with a tadpole and two small crucian carp, dobruk pastor burned in the night, over your catch, i'll laugh toborchut at...

forward further to the sea to the southeast, the navigator calls after itself, to those lands where a carefree surf crawls out onto the red coastal sand, so forward everyone on the beaches shines the gaze, the bodies of tanned beauties, the standard set gives us heartburn, the standard set gives us heartburn, shashlik, cheburek, shawarma, here it goes,

yours, we won't be long, we'll put on a show and then back on the shelf, i mind the lower one, and i like the upper one, to see the forest behind the curtain, the steppe path receding into the distance, we dream of meeting

a tricolor cat, what will bring us luck? we will leave at night on the night train and without paying for the mini barto in the habit again like two migratory birds we will fly both night and day, so that the class will return again and so that we can fall in love with each other again, so that we can have fun like today, you are great, well and we... let's go, opponents of statehood would like to choose the path of radicalism, they need great upheavals, we need a great russia, the time of big premieres on rtr,

the dearest maria petrovna stolypina, i am from tech revolutionary...

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it up again. i wanted to apologize. you are not at all what you want to seem. i i won't give it to you. an old piano. on saturday on rtr. once again you are convinced of how incredibly talented our people are, a song from the heart, andrey malarov's evening show, today on rtr,

you know, lena, i noticed that there are a lot of ads about some business trainings, and the main thing is that the names are so loud, sell like a guru. your own business, the impossible is possible, len, and what is business training anyway? karen, how can i explain it to you more simply, it's a place where businessmen are trained. oh, well, i know, it's place, training base of the russian national football team. well, what do football players have to do with it? i'm talking about ordinary businessmen, they pay money to participate, gather in a large hall. and a business trainer. teaches them how to earn a million in a week. lena, is it really possible to earn a million in a week, of course not, then what does he teach them, especially for money?

you see, karen, business trainings are like chinese folk medicine, expensive, unclear, and no guarantees. how good that everything in our program is fun, clear. and guaranteed funny, meet gennady vetrov on stage, you know, every person who is somehow related to humor. surely there is a notebook of his own, in which there are many funny stories, i have enough of such stories for a whole book, it is called very modestly, airing, so i suggest

that we air out right now the most important topic, of course, of this book is touring, i will start with the funniest story, so, i am driving after a solo concert in lazarevskoye in sochi along the serpentine dozed off, the driver me pushes, says: gennady, especially for you... we travel by car and you know, in every region they try to give a more spectacular car and a more abrupt driver, but i, on the contrary, like a calm ride,

because well, you never know, you know, the region is unfamiliar , the roads there are also kind of unknown, i ask you not to speed, here on the southern mural they gave me vitalik such a driver, i didn’t have to ask him for anything, because he himself drove 40 km/h, that’s the maximum, and by his standards he was just speeding this... he accelerated, i just can't see a damn thing, i say, and how do you drive? and i always wear glasses, but i look stupid in them, i think, what if there's a photo with you, i took them off in advance, i say, vital, quickly put on the glasses, quickly, there are a lot of funny situations with recognition and non-recognition, i recently go into a store, i hear two teenagers behind me, one says to the other: did you see who came in? he says, well, i saw, i recognized, well , naturally, who? i'll bargain, another time

i'm walking in the center of the store, choosing something, a guy scanned me, and follows me, you know, so he walks, walks, keeps walking, i say, men, something happened, he says: gennady, i don't like humor, i can't stand it, i hate it, i say, why are you following me, and i like you, i say, i don't get it, she likes creativity, when you perform, i always watch everything on tv until the end of the show , that's where you do copperfield's tricks, songs, i know everything by heart, it starts. my repertoire, i stand in pleasant shock, well, it's nice, such a fan, just in a row, in a row, all my, you know, skits, jokes, i relaxed in this atmosphere of joy, he says the phrase, gennady, and you won't give me 100 rubles, then i somehow ran out of money today, i say, dude, let's open my wallet, i say, i only have 500, he says, yes, let me take 500, since that's the case, and he says an amazing phrase, gennady, maybe a beer, i'm treating you, a guest.

history is also a whole cycle for me, so, i was visiting a friend, and he got a new apartment, a high-rise building, that's it, i'm already returning - as they say, from visiting, i press the elevator button, the door opens, there's a little man standing there, just no good, i say, up, down, he a, i say, up, down, he on the ring road , there was another funny story with the elevator, a woman decided to come, that is, to visit a friend, especially since she was having a housewarming party, happy, that is, she comes to the address of the new house, runs into the entrance, there is an elevator, the door is open in the elevator, she runs in, and there is some guy in the corner, and she presses the button, one, two, three, but the elevator does not move, she is like that, for some reason it does not move, she looks at the guy, and the guy is so strange, scarf, dark glasses, hat, leather the coat is on the ground, and the door is closed, she

is like that, and the elevator is not moving, she, the elevator is not moving, nowhere at all, and the door is not opening, and he is so quiet, he says, woman, for the elevator to move, you need to come up to me and press close, she says: man, i have three-kilogram dumbbells in my bag, i 'll come up to you now, you will regret the whole trip, understand? he says, woman, is this probably your first time in our entrance? our new elevator is not centered, if you come up and press close, we will go, no, we will haggle here, she came up, pressed herself against me, they went, oh, man, excuse me, firstly, it was nice, secondly, and they got there, and bye, bye, that's it, she went out to see her friend, she goes back into the elevator, the button, but it doesn't go, she stands there, waits, then the old man comes in, apparently, he's also here for the first time, he presses the button, it doesn't go, it doesn't go, something about the elevator, it's not going anywhere... "grandfather,

for the elevator to go, you need to come up close to me and press yourself against me, he says, i can't handle the old woman, i don't need a heart attack right in the elevator, i was on tour in gelendzhik, i decided to go to have lunch in the middle of the day in a restaurant, i go to the restaurant, three caucasians. so, he’s repairing the sign, gennadzvali, we recognized you, dear, how are you, i say, thank you, bon appetit, i say, thank you, i forgot about them, i go out, so, they, so, are waiting, two are sitting on a bench, one is off to the side, he says, gennady, we even quit our jobs for you, can we take a photo with you as a keepsake, my dear , can we, i say, what’s the problem, come on, he says, let’s stand up straight, we’ll hug you, i say, come on, we the three of us stood hugging, so they givi, givi, get it out, come on, listen, snap

a picture like this, i don't have a camera today, well , you have a new phone with photos, i gave the phone to my son at school today, to show off, but what should we do givi, look how beautifully we stand, what are you doing, what are you doing, givi, answer: remember, we came to tour in canada, the city of toronto, we were met by... a russian guy volodya in a minibus, so we got on, we're driving around the city, and this was - about 20 years ago, probably, then about the navigator no one here... has even heard that there is such a device, we are driving suddenly a woman's voice, right, left, turn around, detour, we are tense, i say, volodya, who is telling you this, and he says, have you seen that we have a tv

tower in toronto, it is iconic, everyone knows it, well, yes, yes, i have a woman on the very top floor who is familiar with binoculars, i pay her extra, she sees where i am going, and on the radio, you see, she tells me where? laughter is health, the classic said it right, the world survived because it laughed, positive to you fair wind!

"i love you, you can't even imagine how we look at rtr, ira, marry me, please, marry for love, who is she , the best woman in the world, or by calculation, the wedding is in a month, i have agreed with the registry office, what are you doing, am i a toy to you, or what, and what about you, don't you like alisa, ivan ivanovich is a very wealthy man, it is not for him to decide." yes, i will destroy you, don't you understand? alexey chadov, olga krosko. choose right now. either me or mom. svetlana nemalyayeva. who is this naked dekar? maria shokshina. svetlana

ustinova. moscow novel. pam, he's getting married . from monday. on rtr. rum castra is a product of stellar group.

mancacher whiskey is a product of stellar group. the heroes of our time are those who create the future with their own hands. lend a shoulder. i went to help volunteers. can i hug you, we're already in love with you in absentia. if you can help, then you should help. there were moments when. it was very hard and scary, and you understand, as if there was no time for some kind of weakness, to extend a helping hand, i had to pull people out on my own, i got into a moment offensive, the moment of active military action, in general it is very difficult, i know where she was, can i sit next to you, yes yes

accept the fire myself, the fire was coming in our direction, someone was screaming, children were crying very loudly, people came to do their job, they came to help people, hello, soon, urgently, there is an accident here. your mother died without regaining consciousness. i want to start an investigation myself, i will find this bastard. it's just another business trip, i won't always be able to get in touch, i will call if

the car is shown on video cameras, the police to you will not hear a word about me, when lies breed new lies, i'm tired of the unknown and your lies, you must support me and believe me, believe, i understand, one crime can be followed by another, oh, let go, where is he, where is he, don't be afraid, where is the registrar, they found the car, the owner, the girl, it turned out that she had a man, here he is, the life line on saturday on rtr, in our studio we sing favorite songs of the people's artist and composer of belarus, i feel like i'm about 20 years old, probably, i'm sitting here and barely holding back,

didn't know anything, now, to skip classes, they can do everything, it's just that earlier, to skip classes , you need to know how to hack an electronic diary, how to turn off cameras in the entire school, there are bullies, of course, but they are very smart, for example, i, karen, never skipped classes at school and in general i was an excellent student, and you , karen, were probably a bully, i see that, yes, yes, why was that? now i can still, wow, oh, i can do cartwheels on my hands, i can

pull girls' pigtails, yes, i can even, look, break a light bulb with a slingshot, so, now i see, who broke the light bulb in my jam room, damn, honestly, i didn't mean to, well, it worked out, karen, karen, we're taking the slingshot, we're taking it, yeah, yeah, the handle is strong, it's still strong, and the rubber band stretches well, stretches great, yeah, it hits far , really far, len, were you really an excellent student in school, and of course it's true, i got straight a's, koren, in math, in physics, in slingshot shooting, i can even knock an apple off your head, believe me, lenushka, i believe you, but... i won't check, besides, it's time for us to invite the stage of the wonderful

artist. meet yuri oskarov on stage. i love watching people at discos, it's wonderful, i advise you to do the same. the name of the miniature is very simple: different people at different discos, i was sick of it, i just burned out, i just burned out.

listen, they don't dance like that at our community center.

lena, what do you think, which education is better, ours or foreign? korent, there can't be two opinions here. of course, ours, i'm also sure that ours, but what can they teach you in cameroon or cambodia, man, i actually compared it with european education, that is, you want to say that our education is even better than european, of course, and why then does everyone want to study there, and not here? karen, i'll tell you

a little secret, everyone who wants to study there, in fact, does not want to study at all, i don't understand, then why is education so expensive there, and because bad habits are always expensive, karen, i still don't understand, well, why do rich parents, despite all this, still send their children abroad, pay huge amounts of money for them education, karen, rich parents don't pay for education, they pay... for their rest from their children, oh, lena, you 've told me so many interesting things that i need a rest myself, oh, take a rest, karen, and we'll take a rest together with you and our wonderful author, whom i'll now invite to the stage, meet natalia koresteleva, the first word. a glorious

word in every destiny, mom gave life, gave the world, dear guests, today you celebrate the wedding of my dear son, handsome, my falcon, clear vitalik. and this snake, angelina, angelina, as they say, here comes this joyful day when my son, my kitten, my fledgling, not having lived with his mother for forty-six years, sets off for a new

life with this beast, angelina. i usually compare a girl to a precious stone, to an emerald, to a diamond. vitalik, where did you find this cobblestone, no, no, mom likes everything, mom fell in love with this, this angelina, mom only praises, look at what a beauty, and what white, even teeth she has, it's a pity that there are only two, but what legs beautiful.

and what a good appetite she has, when they threw this to you near the millet registry office, she ate it right on the lita, like this, sonny, vitalechka, this, when there was a bride ransom, you gave this 6 rubles. i think it's expensive, her mother should have given you

550 change, everything is fine, vitalechka, what are you saying, i fell in love with angelina, everything is fine, mom only praises, and how well-mannered angelina is, oh, she came to visit us, sat down modestly like this, elega. well, they don't vacation in artek for 7 years, but it couldn't have happened that she would escape from artek, i'm a prison guard shot her ear, vitachka, mommy likes everything,

my sunshine, sunshine, mine, you are mine, my blood, mommy's heart, mommy's belly button, mommy likes everything, mommy only praises, and what a gomadrina she is, this is angelina, how good she is, she eats like a bird. an ostrich eats like a bird, she pecked and half the refrigerator is gone, and she walks so gracefully, like a cat, she walks like a cat, in the morning she will swallow two halves of a windmill, everything, and like a cat on all fours, mommy praises, lyuda, why are you yelling, i will not go dancing, you are telling me so, oh, vitalechka, my son, my blood my, i remember that joyful spring day, damn it, when you came and said, i'm so excited, mom, i've fallen in love with angelina, i

thought, finally, and all the men in town have already fallen in love with angelina, you're the only one , everything's fine, everything's fine, mom likes everything. well, if you were some kind of runt, but look what a giant you've grown up to be, 152 cm tall, 43

kg in weight, a hercules, a pit bull, everything, everything's fine, everything 's fine, mom likes everything, mom only praises this creature, angelina, angelina, and how hard-working she is. she doesn't sit for a minute without business, not a minute, either eating, or smoking, or scratching his belly, or sitting there , plucking your moustache with pliers, i say, daughter, spit on this moustache, you can't see it because of the beard anyway, mom likes everything, mom fell in love with shangelina, fell in love with all these freaks, her relatives. what a thrifty mother she has, oh, that's how it's done, what 's left after the banquet, well , take home with you, so she

puts all the food in bags, stole everything home, even before the banquet began, and i like her kids, all four of them, especially this little son of hers with food... on crutches, this is not a son, a grandson, you see how good it is, vitalechka, she came all ready, mom likes everything, so what? i 've chatted too much, as they say, i've praised your angelinochka too much, it's time to drink to the health of the young, gulka, how did you change your mind about getting married, i don't like angelina anymore, but you, look, i didn't say anything bad, i only praised you,

you won't marry. you only love your mommy, you'll only live with your mommy, ice, now i'll dance, knock out my beloved. shveitsova, investigative committee: i would like to meet and clarify some things details. marya sergeyevna changes. no, not her profession. what happened? weapons, kidnapping , murder. time to go to work. well, that 's okay too.

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only five. he is fine, you are a close relative, wife, strange, the ambulance brought the injured loginov and loginova, according to the injured wife, where are you going, in real life, that's what you call it, olga, let's switch to you, the forge of happiness, on friday on rtr.

so says the lighthouse, i want to share with you, i dreamed of learning to dance beautifully, but not there was time, now there are so many dance studios, so i'm thinking, maybe i should go sign up too, oops, but no...

it looks so great, let's take cha-cha-cha, no, no, it won't work, because my cha-cha-cha is very similar to the nalecginka, well then lezginka, and i don't know how to dance lezginka at all, listen, let's look at something from modern choreography, hip-hop, hip-hop, and what is this, it's jumping and waving your arms to modern rhythmic music, listen, i told you that... i can't, well maybe breakdance, breakdance, what is this, lezginka, only lying on the floor, is also not suitable, yes, why is it very suitable, tell me, lina, is it necessary to lie on the floor or can it be on

the couch, karen, it would probably be better for you on the couch, great, that's it, i'll go and sign up for breakdance, oops, wait, karen, first introduce our next artists, otherwise who knows what... with you after breakdance it will be a joy, dear friends, valentina korkina and viktor ostroukhov on stage, we meet, get rid of anything i don't need from you, what what is this, oh well, it's impossible to walk down the street calmly, oh well, i've had enough of this network marketing, oh, oh, go, oh, they'll strip you, they'll undress you , just buy something from them, and if to some absolutely simple question, hello, can i contact you, you'll answer, yes, that's it, that's it, consider that you

've been caught, like this, hello, hello, can i contact you, can i, oh, i've been caught, i've been caught, hello, hello, i'm a representative of a company selling a unique, purely pure chip for cleaning uncleaned surfaces to cleanliness cleanliness, did you at least understand what you said, and no, i already told you there, i don’t need anything from you, that’s it, go, go, well what’s this, i see, i see, i see, i see,

we haven’t seen each other for a long time, really, but listen, am i alone here, and look how many people are walking around, and am i covered in honey for you or something? if you have honey stains on your clothes, don’t despair, you won’t die, i’m here, yes, you are offered a special product that will easily clean everything, ketchup, wine, honey, honey, not cleaning with your droppings, i see, i see you're interested. my dear woman, wouldn't you go, and once, i just came, i'm not going anywhere, i'm like your mug, oh, when i saw your face, i immediately understood what you need, so what, you need a special face cream, which, which is on the march and won't be visible under

the face, listen, disappear, go away, i beg you, i see, i see, you're interested, again a dunce for the goat, yes, what dunce, why? your goat is a dunce, take my weight loss complex, what other complex? you are offered a set of shopping bags for wheels without wheels? no, no, no need, i don't need anything from you, that's it, go, i gave you my goat, greedy for beef, but i don't have any goat, you understand, no, and in general i recently got divorced, not how do you feel, yes wonderful, great, as if the horns were off your shoulders, and you without horns, that is, from... singles are offered shorts, what shorts, put on shorts, stand by the road, show women your legs, and leave me alone with your shorts, don't chase me away, love, listen, go away, disappear, hello,

hello, why are you pestering me, and woman, everlastingly healthy, you feel bad, yes you were fine until we met, these are nerves, open your mouth, why, open your mouth, as it should be, come on, what is this, a pill for nerves, 1.0 rub. for our clients free of charge, otherwise it is necessary. evil: you got into an accident, oh, that is, in the promotion,

you are offered a special additive for the engine, such japanese crap, they bring it to us from saratov, one package is 300 rubles, the second 400, the third for 500, how is this, well , i need to live on something, but you don’t need to live at all, witch, you don’t look at me get distracted, don't get distracted by me, let's move on, so you are offered superglue, it sticks once for a lifetime, it's called a mortgage, and... go away with your mortgage, that's it, go, good luck to you when you meet a tram, goodbye, auntie, hello, uncle, you haven't bought anything from me yet, take this horse shampoo for the tail and mane from me, i don't understand this, why do i need this horse shampoo for the tail and mane of yours, and all the women buy it from me to strengthen their husbands' hair, the effect is amazing, listen, i don't understand why you need all this from me advertise, praise this one? the balder the head, the curlier the advertisement,

look at your head, for you every turbidity of the head can be the last, and what about the woman, what do you want from me at all, so our company offers you, you already offered me this, but a minute ago, on whose ass, what does the ass have to do with it, on yours, on your ass, our company offers you a chair, a little seat , bait, a worm, a big guy, listen, won't you buy a worm? you won't live to see the morning, auntie, but you need from me uncle, i have a husband at home, and for buy a husband and glue the husband to the table, goodbye, uncle, hello, auntie, i see , i see, you are interested, buy some black bread, and treat your grandfather at home, some kind of fighting, a man's suit from china for a samurai husband, help, come on! lenochka, imagine,

i have one friend who has three higher educations. oh, karen, yes, nothing surprising, by the way, many people get several higher educations, but my opinion, koren, is that you need to know when to stop, i didn't understand what you meant. now i'll show you, or rather you and i let's show, agree, hello, you know, i would like to get a job with you, hello, sure, let's just fill out the form, what kind of education do you have , secondary, higher, higher, to be precise, i have 10 higher educations, how many 10, and why so many, well, you know, a good education.

excuse me, but what should i write in the profession column? write: looking for myself, of course, but can i ask a question, you are such an educated person, but why do you want to get a job with us as a pizza delivery man? you see, the thing is that i just

i entered the university and i need to combine work with my studies, so you take me, of course we take you , yes we are ready to tear you away, that's what a good higher education means, you go on , fill out the questionnaire, and in the meantime i will invite our next artists to the stage, meet the stage svetlana roshkova and yuri evdakunin. will you order anything, you know, i only need a socket and wi-fi, the socket is on the right, yeah, thank you, a good start, and the password for the wi-fi, hmm, i understand, please bring me a glass of water, with or without syrup, and what kind do you have

there are syrups, well we have different ones, raspberry, strawberry, currant, maple, which one do you want, and i'll have it without syrup, okay, which syrup do you want without, without raspberry, strawberry, currant, without which one? and i'll have it without apricot? hmm, well without apricot it's more expensive, 200 rubles. then without cherry? without cherry it's cheaper, still 200 rubles. first the password for the wi-fi, first you need to order something, okay, bring me some tea, that is , bring you some tea, yes, tea, please, yeah, and what kind of tea do you want, black, green, earl grey with jasmine, a tea bag, maybe a teapot,

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first i need the wi-fi password, oh my god, well i told you, first i need to order something. okay, advise me something, well just to your taste, well i don't know, well take, take a salad, take goulash, take lemonade, take, well how much will it cost approximately, well about 2.0 rubles. wow, and what wow, three dishes, and what did you want? do you have birch sap? yes, but it's with pulp, no need. and bring it i can't bring you a portion, ah, ah vlediane, a portion of avkhlidiane, i can only bring you the whole avkhlidiane, well, just the whole thing, all 150 kg, what

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terrible days in your life, when vasily makarovich was gone, and there was something like a premonition, no, i didn't have any premonition, it was it's scary, of course, the death of such a close, beloved person, i certainly didn't want to live, after vasily makar's death, they said everything, that he was poisoned, killed, as it really was, the fate of a man with boris korchevnikov on friday on rtr, i haven't seen him in a month. i tore your legs off, yeah, so here he is, who is our new neighbor, what do you want, something happened, maybe we can have lunch together, i have to go to work now, elena rossieva, you've lived in two families for all these 10 years, yes, unlike you, everything is real with him and me, both family and love, viktor vasiliev, you are nobody, you have become a homely

hen, it is not interesting in itself. maxim shchogo, i have a scoundrel written all over my face, then he can simply leave our house, if there are too many false notes in life, but i am left alone, tune it up again, i wanted to apologize, you are not at all what you want to seem, i will not give you my husband, old piano, on saturday on rtr. you know what i want to say, now you can learn whatever you want, here is one of my friends who decided to learn to play a melody on wine glasses, but she has nothing it turned out that when she has a glass of pork in her hands, her hearing disappears, but she was not very upset, i don’t know because of her character, or because of the wine, why am i

saying all this, friends, don’t be afraid to try something new, you will definitely succeed, as it happened to my wonderful friend and great artist, karen avanesyan on stage, we meet, imagine, there is a real macaw, macaw, argentine machu, karenos, avanianas, a white bird has descended, a quiet gentle dawn, a guy with a girl woke up, in the soul of peace

no, i liked the song. having barely heard it, i composed a couplet for the refrain in an instant, taking the words. so heartless, so heartless , so heartless, the husband returned from work, open up, wife, quickly, suddenly with a green face. something appeared from the door, not a face, quiet horror, the husband fell into a wedge of fate, the wife smiled, this is my mask, such a cucumber, such a cucumber, cucumber, here oh, with a childish... childhood they began to build

a new house, they released funds from above and not small ones at that, they quickly built as needed, hurrying to an important date, and now with a decade nearby proudly rose to the sky, such a cheburechnaya, such a cheburechnaya, cheburechnaya tsk-tsk. the guy never worked in his life, the easier way, he kept looking, he whelped on the old woman, having found out about the capital, he thought he would have to wait a little steel. he is richer than everyone, the years went by, but it turned out that the old woman, as luck would have it, is so long-lived, so long-lived, such, long-lived, artists

have a sign, if you shout pis, then this, then this is for you ... the artist coped, but if there are not enough shouts, and you do not clap, we are not to blame for this, it is just the audience, alas, so heartless, so heartless, so heartless,

aren, do you know where it is most difficult for women to study? no, hmm, in driving school. i have a friend, she took the exam at driving school 10 times, but she still failed. oh, no, that's wrong, can i correct myself, let's start over, let's do it this way, i adjust the mirror, yeah, i start the car,

turn on the turn signal, start moving, get stuck in a traffic jam, now i adjust my participle, put on lipstick, put on eyelashes, right? not quite, not quite right, here's a different situation, let's start over, you you're driving down the road, there's a speed bump in front of you, here's your action, i release the gas pedal, press the brake pedal, well done, here i stop, get out and pick up the fallen policeman, what is this speed bump, it's like... a bump on the asphalt, exactly, by the way, and if a policeman is a bump, then the bump is the chief of police, yes, you

know what, girl, that with such knowledge you'll never get a license, but i have a license, i don't get it, then why do you come here, what does it mean, why, to represent artists, please meet, irina borisova and alexey egorov on stage. hello, seryoga, great! so, are we open? thank you, thank you, so you can go to work tomorrow. address, zelenaya street, building 15, red roof, entrance from the yard, well, where the beauty salon was not long ago, but now

we, a construction and repair company, that's it, i'm waiting, alyona, natusi, well it's me, i'm already here, well where, where, where did you say? zelenaya street, building 15, but there's no beauty salon here that you told me so much about, red roof, i see, entrance from the yard, i understand, that's it, bye, off i go, well, let's see what kind of beauty salon this is. good afternoon, and hello, i was recommended to contact you, they say that you simply work miracles here, well, miracles, not miracles. but i think

you've come to the right place, we have a huge range of services, from cosmetic work to, so to speak, european-style renovation, as they say, we'll make candy out of any old lady, we'll make any crumbling thing shine, you're probably interested in european-style renovation, danis... "thank you, of course, but in my opinion, i don't need european-style renovation yet, it's a pity, it's a pity, european-style renovation - this is our crown, as they say, what it costs us to build a house, but you better tell me, and what services do you provide, services, yes, everything you want, a whole list, please, here is design, painting,

kerovki, sanding, redevelopment, facade work, finishing, reduction of air ducts, installation of pvc structures, oh, you probably wanted to say, from silicone, no, from pvc, so, waterproofing. installation, dismantling, demolition of partitions, repair work, so to speak, treatment facilities, elimination of leaks, sealing of seams, drilling wells, drainage, we also clean and deepen, so to speak, the well.

garbage removal, by the way, we take care of ourselves, well , after all, roof repair, everything is fine with your roof, forgive me, i just don’t understand something now, what does the repair of treatment facilities have to do with it, what other garbage removal and in general? what wells are you going to drill, girl, yes, i can read this list until the morning, well, you know what you need, i of course, well, i’m interested in lifting, manicure, pedicure, well, you see, what nonsense is in your head, wait, well, peeling, you do peeling, but i'm telling you,

whatever you want, we'll saw up whatever you say, so, you know, let's do it in order, yes, let's do it, let's change the floor, no, i 'm happy with mine for now, in vain, you know what kind of specialists we have, some clients change the floor several times, why is that, what do you mean why, well... today one floor is in fashion, and tomorrow another, no, i'm still more interested in cosmetic work, well, we'll do it, we'll clean, paint, plaster, and what are you saying again, you understand that i only care about the appearance i'm interested, are you for sale?

aren't you ashamed, why should i be ashamed, well , a lot of people are doing it now, and what's the big deal anyway? yes, i, by the way, if you want to know, i'm married, and what's the difference, one doesn't interfere with the other, well, you know, that's all, that's all, i'm sick of all this. you're a boor, a lunatic, look, some kind of madhouse, eight clients, only women, all insane, a godforsaken place, you need to move out of here, to herzin, they just closed the women's consultation there.

hello, on the russia tv channel, vesti in studios rina rossius and the main topics for this hour. russian troops. repelled the invasion of ukrainian troops in the belovsky district of the kursk region, the number of victims as a result of night attacks you sugranichi increased to 15. in the leningrad region smerch, the consequences of bad weather are eliminated in orenburg.