damn, come on, i thought that such things couldn't happen , have you been sitting in the basement all these years? well , don't be angry, tychkin, don't be angry, well, i've gone a bit wild in my america, everything there has been computerized for a long time, i'm used to it , yes, i'll teach you how to use a computer, it's just fair, i learned, and you always clicked away any technology in 5 minutes, well, like in school, yeah, yeah, we skipped classes, as if, and i was married, imagine, to a real american, oh well, so what, no way, how many got divorced, and you, you haven't divorced yet.

and what about uncle vanya? like a cool banker, in fact in fact, he doesn't understand a damn thing about giving birth to you, as i understand it, it's normal, in russia, yeah, yeah, decided to take up art.

they say it's not bad, but i can definitely tell a fake from the original, yeah, listen, maybe you'll take a look, i'm sure my father was definitely scammed, i'll take a look sometime, let's go right now, my father won't show up before eleven anyway, if you need to ask your wife for permission, we can call, let's go.

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interesting, the canvas, it seems, authentic, 19th century, that i have no tools with me, so it is still aivazovsky, no, of course, a copy, come here, see this paint, it is manganese brown, its the english only started producing it at the end of the 19th century, and not the british ivazovskaya lighthouse, if i'm not mistaken, was painted in the 1940s, so it's a fake, but underneath, by the way, there may be good work, the canvas is definitely old. my father said there was an examination, but the experts get a percentage of the deal, a large percentage, always different, so you can tell your father that it was really developed, but i would still take a look at what's behind

the top layer, if you're very lucky, there may be something worthwhile, $87,000, well no, of course, i don't think so? are you really a cool pro? however, i never doubted it, you were always a winner.

why didn't we do this before? why did we? once, i was drunk, i don't remember anything. where did you get this? your mother gave us a polaroid for our wedding, i snapped it for her when you fell asleep. as a keepsake, do you still carry it around with you? so, tychkin, go home, your father will be back soon, he will hardly be happy to see you here without underwear, and your wife is probably worried, i should have apologized to

you for this wedding, then i left you right at the registry office, like the last one. anyway, forgive me, hello, i'm calling you a taxi, they arrive quickly, but they charge a lot, but you 're our director now, hello, write me your address. ira, ir, what, there's nothing to eat, where have you been, where-where at work, where else, damn, i'm hungry

as a wolf, i should say not to eat, but to eat, it would be better if you cooked dinner. i think rama should be bought richer, yeah, that's reasonable, at least something in this masterpiece will have a real price, what are you starting, i told you, the expert confirm. this is a fake, pa, a copy, the expert deceived you, the seller too, i showed the painting

to a specialist, i'm absolutely sure, you don't believe me, show the painting to any independent expert, let him laugh his soul, and they understood, then, like the last sucker, nothing, but no, yes, oh, you could at least have called, but it seems like there was nothing like that to hang on the phone, and then where would you call, you don't have a mobile phone, yes, i was just about to buy it during working hours. there's nothing to do anyway, a lot to do and even too much, i just came to talk to you, listen, if i

did something wrong yesterday, you were in great form pokes, don't panic, i have another question, can you help my father with the selection of paintings, i'm afraid next time he'll go as far as leonardo or vinci, if he doesn't rip my head off at the first meeting, of course i'll help. i could have torn your head off 8 years ago, pechkin, but i didn't, you won't believe me, i was thinking all this time, why? because i asked him.

thank you, zhenya, you're free. goodbye. honestly, i'm always studying. i don't know what's happening to you, girl, but you've finally started to sound. and how... and then it's not scary to die, everything that is alive and interesting in moscow, bring it to me,

a serious buyer, i'm answering for that, by the way, misha korolkov writes again, he died, misha , he drank himself to death six months ago, it's a shame, by the way, you can talk to his widow, in short, guys, i pay 10% of each painting sold, personally from my share, a week will be enough for you, of course.

khirochka, finally, wow, it's divinely delicious, but why spend so much money, why, well , these... zeleka, six months ago i thought that poverty disfigures a person. at first i was lucky me, i started earning and ruined everything. now the money has come to yura, everything has finally gone to hell. before, i only lacked dignity, and now it seems i don’t have a family, but i can buy cakes

every day. yeah. maybe you’ve just forgotten how to enjoy life, and money has nothing to do with it. and what’s there to be happy about, auntie lyoka, my husband doesn’t need me anymore, and liza, it seems, too, can you imagine, she brought some uncouth provincial into the house, completely out of our league, you saw how he eats, well, yuri too was completely out of our league, but that didn't stop you from being happy with him, and what about oleg? he disappeared somewhere, doesn't call, so he went to america. "he was invited to boston, he will teach lovistics at the department for a whole year, well and then, what, he didn't even come to say goodbye to you, somehow i sat with auntie lyokka, it's time to know the end, thank you very much for everything, you will come

to me again, i am left all alone, i am also left all alone." everything is easy, so i will definitely come, yes lisa, what do you mean you will be late, now it's already late, how late? no, after 11 is out of the question, what are you saying, that's a huge success , congratulations, especially since you should be studying to be home no later than eleven, not a minute later,

always, see you later, yeah,

be careful, look, what a miracle, really, misha korolkov, my beloved, died, recently , it's a pity, a widow, as expected, eats the last of the horseradish without salt, well, my father is not inclined to charity, are you kidding, misha in 10 years sotheby's will be selling with big zeros, now you can buy almost everything for a couple of thousand bucks, he will listen to you, so painting. it's more profitable to trade than drugs, it's 100 times cooler, what are you talking about? oh, natasha soboleva, look, what's this? well , you have a real sense, this is just a masterpiece, damn, the light here is certainly not in an arc, now i 'll ask the guys for a special lamp, hey, is

anyone alive? oh, uncle lyod, why are you sleeping here, are you really here, in person, listen, can't you lend me a lamp for half an hour, the light is terrible, and i want to show the painting to a very important person, fuck me, legal, and the trouble is even worse, the trouble, this is of course bad. everything will work out, look at me what a mess it was, nothing, here i found it, oh, don't be afraid, i'll bring it in, then you'll tell me everything, okay, uncle laziness, keep your tail up, yura?

i don't know, for me it seems like they all have their hands growing out of their asses, you can't buy anything good, shishkin there with the bears or is it progracha, dad never got beyond

his native speech at school, the itinerants are good artists, but in my opinion, they are very overrated, because everyone knows them, i don't recommend them as an investment, unless for yourself, for the soul, yes, i'm looking at wagging my tongue... even i can't always break my father, you are you kidding? he just sent me in plain text, it was a compliment, you didn't understand, so you've already received the first client, which client did you ask to help, i helped, i have

a serious conversation with you, everything will end between us, everything is just beginning between us, yeah. well, what do you say, i agree, it sounds tempting, of course, but i need to consult, with my wife, no, not with my wife, that is. "i'll go, it's time for me, of course,

maryana nikolaevna - that's me, yura will come to you now, no, i'm absolutely sure, pay attention to me, please, well, that is, we will help people select collections of paintings and sculptures, you know, although no-no-no, i'm not a big fan of sculpture, only paintings, make an assessment, help invest correctly, give advice, you know, well, laska is responsible for all the finances, promotion, i'm responsible for the entire art part, what do you think, a stupid idea, yeah, why?

irina didn't do anything bad to you, you too, that's why you need to get a divorce, son, business is no joke, you will be the owner, a partner, which means you will be responsible for everything, your head, your property, everything, your wife will be held responsible together with you, and if you get divorced, then she will not suffer, no matter what happens? irina will never agree, once you already got into trouble, next time it may be worse, i just. may not

have time, or someone who is too tough for me will attack you, not my daughter, let them think about her, it's all effective, you understand, well, i try to be a slimy for you, after all, something will happen, they will take away the apartment, with a slimy, god forbid, what will they do, but on paper we are not connected with you in any way, well, you me... you don't love me anymore, i 've just explained everything 100 times, you want to risk yourself and your daughter, go ahead, go ahead, but i 'll still open this business, you know, in any case, because i've dreamed about this my whole life, to do art, you're going to trade art, so that you'll never be refused anything, what kind of person are you, what if i don't get any thanks or support from you, if it were another woman, you have another woman, was it necessary to say that right away? "you

'll listen to me, come back, fast me, breathing the same air with you is disgusting, wait, iira, watch rtr, this is a gift on this special day, like it, i hate you,

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ol, we can still fix everything, right? the forge of happiness, on friday on rtr, well, the place is quiet, respectable, in the center and there is parking, the office is small, but it will be enough for the first time and... fresh, well, let's go, have you already rented this office? remember, tychkin, if you find something good, grab it immediately, otherwise they will take it away, another rule of business? no, these are the rules of my life, the first and only. well

, how's the class, here we will put one table, yeah, and here we will put... a second table, well, listen, this wall should be free, so, look how good it is to show pictures here, and additional light, come on, come on, come on, oops, great, so, we need to put two more leather chairs for the client, wait, where are we going to put the sofa, why the hell do we need a sofa, what do you mean? what do you mean, why the hell do we need a sofa? what's wrong with you? yes, yes, it's

me, it can't be, oh my god. here you go, old man, thank you,

come on, calm down, young man, nice work, and don't tell mom, please, what 's there to talk about, what's the curtain on your temple? it's vova, we love each other, well, i've already seen that, well, why do you love each other so much, couldn't you find a better place, in the attic they just installed a metal door, welded it shut, who are you, vova, is he my student already? we met a long time ago, let me do it myself, vladimir erokhin, student, missions, final year, from chelyabinsk, well , will you be a builder, yeah, right, a real man should

be handy, do you like fox, yeah, serious intentions, he has already proposed to me twice , wait, woman, we'll figure it out without you, this is a serious conversation, alcohol, drugs, no, i'm ready to answer for the family, yeah, i believe, our man, let's go have some tea, the groom, maybe food whatever you can find, go ahead, let's go, come on, pass, come on, come on, come on

, let's pass. that uncle lenya hanged himself, he made a mistake in assessing some painting, a very expensive one, it came to light, they took everything from him, his apartment, his money. they just threw his things out into the street, quietly, quietly, quietly, i'll go, okay, i 'll see him out, what about the painting at least, aybazovsky, i think,

i agree to a divorce, just so that no one knows anything, especially lisa. this is only the beginning, i feel, this is only the beginning of troubles. stop it, stop it, everything will be fine, you'll see, everything will be fine, yes, yes.

fox, stop tormenting the neighbors, let's have breakfast. hello, darling, good morning, mommy.

why are you so sour girls, do you want me to send you to the sea on a boat to the canaries, i have a competition, i beg you, we will buy you first place fox, go for no more than money, if you want to go alone, if you don't want to go to the canaries, i added florence, galleries, plus some light shopping until the first blood, irish, well, go to a beauty salon, buy a new dress, please me with at least something, if you don't want to come here, girls, good evening.

meow meow-meow-meow, meow, leave me alone, we have a lot work, i want you, scary, since yesterday, and i want a dozen still lifes of small dutchmen of the same size and in the same color scheme and... all the artists were different, otherwise our customer will not

be able to eat in peace, such idiots do happen , forgive me, lord, come on, former trader, i beg you, in soviet times such collections of works were bought by the color of the covers, nothing new, so, well, okay, we have a meeting in half an hour, let's go, let's go, return sasha to the jackdaw tonight, you are with me, like a faithful pasha, call home, don't force your wife vo... weasel, i asked you, i asked you too, tychkin, if you want to fornicate on the side, no problem, don't anger your wife, we don't have fornication, you want to say, you love me more than life, you know what, go yourself.

maybe you should go back to teaching? well , you can't sit at home all day and wait for your husband to come home from work. a book, an individual about how a talentless person can waste his life? no, a book on the history of art, but who did you love most of all, mandrian, write about him, everyone i loved, auntie lyoka, either died or abandoned me, remained only you, oh, my god, my god.

okay, i'll give you, look how many pictures i'll give you, okay, i'll show you, ira! irina, ira, it's not what you think, of course, all this was built by your competitors, well, what competitors, ira, this is my client, well, that is, not a client, a customer, you could not lie, at least out of respect for me, ira, i swear by anything you want,

she works in a new gallery, well, a private one, complete newbies, so they order from us. and you don't recognize me, i'm your student, masha svetlitskaya, and you haven't changed at all, even even more beautiful, well! you can't even imagine how we all admired you, i still remember all your lectures by heart, come on, no, really, why didn't you tell me that irina alexandrovna is your wife, i would have spent the night at your entrance a long time ago, irina alexandrovna, i

also couldn't imagine that yuri was your husband, we didn't really get a good look at him then, everything happened so quickly, impetuously. "what kind of romance did you have then, the girls and i were so envious of you, no one has ever loved me so much in my life, and you are still together, now i'm starting to believe that love till death is not such a lie, i've probably talked you into it completely, i'm already late myself, i have to run, then i'll wait for your options in a week, okay, irina alexandrovna, i adore you." i adore you, goodbye, bye-bye, now you believe me, now yes, and i was hoping that at least this time you'd apologize for

being afraid of losing you, let's give it to me, okay? let's run away like before, to the movies or just for a walk, i can, i need to go to the contour, damn it, to business, let's go to hell, that's it, i say, let's go to hell. you i thought something happened to you, it happened, they kicked me out of the dorm,

i'll hang out at the station, then i'll rent something. well, forgive me, i was caught up in getting ready, i didn't have time to see you. yurets! my god, you're just like from a burnt-out theater. did they kick you out of the dorm, or what? yeah, for what? yes, he punched one guy in the face, for good

reason, yeah, well done, okay, come to us, that mom will kill us all, she will never agree, well , we'll see about that, come on, come on, come on, be brave, what does it mean to live with us, on what grounds? so, so, quietly, they're not on the street spend the night, before, i don't want a stranger to sleep on my couch, calm down, first of all, he's not that much of a stranger, and secondly, your couch won't be damaged in any way, whiskey, you have enough room, blow to your place, are you crazy, no, you're out of your mind, your daughter has been making out with this guy in every entryway for almost a year now, and you're wearing him? what are you standing there for, set the table, receive your son-in-law as expected, this is my daughter and my apartment, yes, but

i'm paying for everything, so, calm down, come on, bunnies, blow to your place, make yourself comfortable, everything 's fine, today during the day... "i believed that it was you again, apparently i was wrong, it's a pity, and it was me, now it's me too, people change, everyone is hired."

oh, come on, we probably played around until we fell asleep, we were young , at first you and i didn't get out of bed for weeks, first of all, everything was different, i worked, you studied, lisa was still little, so! good morning, bunnies, lisa, please explain to vladimir that in our house we have breakfast at the same strictly defined time, and it looks appropriate, yeah, yeah, we are very strict with traditions, we observe them with all our might, i sorry, this is not a good one. welcome to the family, son! preliminary cause of death

is strangulation with a narrow cord, congratulations, we have a maniac, another murder in the park at a local station, many coincidences, and the same park, just don't get too hung up on this connection, because it may not exist at all, i think i 've become paranoid at this job, it's just that lugansky suddenly really liked the pool, and now he's so cheerful, so happy, you know, such an easy-going guy, you're jealous of him, secrets. investigation tomorrow on rtr. welcome to rixsas premium magavish suites and villas in hurghada. where luxury rooms and villas are combined. with a golden sandy beach, 1 km long. impeccable service, exquisite cuisine will make

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of clients of the dining room velvet lilac, is this serious? quite, the person pays, has the right, what barbarity, thank god that i did not go to you as a consultant, thank god, i did not offer you this, god, he is again in the kitchen, again eating, some kind of troglodyte, what sniffles, there's nowhere to go in your own house, so i brought it, "i broke a cup there, irina alexandrovna will kill me, do you know how much i 've broken, nothing, i'm still alive, forgive me for eating like that, it's probably because of stress, no, nothing, i can't eat at all, that's right, it's better not to eat in front of my mother, she'll find something to complain about, yes, actually

she's very good, honest and kind, fair, i just can't last that long, now i'll publish it to the state, i'll find a job, we'll move out right away, okay, yeah, by the way, i booked a table for 6 tomorrow hours. glad, it's amazing that you remember at all, birthday, favorite.

here, maybe, maybe you overate yesterday, probably, how much can you, vladimir, after all, this is not a hostel, open up! "i hoped that i gave you at least the slightest idea of ​​decency, apparently in vain, breakfast in the kitchen, you both shamelessly slept through it, yes, liza, in the evening at six yura and i are waiting for you at the restaurant on nikolskaya, i ask you at least not to be late on this day,

vova and i will come together, can we? my birthday, i would like to see only members of your family, oh, happy birthday, irina alexandrovna, i'm sorry, i didn't know, i just didn't have time to say, happy birthday, mommy, she hates me, that's quiet. quiet, quiet, quiet, close your eyes, don't open them, okay, it's my wife's birthday, and the mistress is getting the presents, touching, you're not my mistress, and anyway i wanted to

surprise you, if you don't like it, you can throw it away, also stones are an investment, i'll sell a hungry year and buy myself a sack of potatoes, okay, you're a good dutsa, we're friends, friends, friends, friends, thanks for the gift, by the way, there is a surprise for you too, yes, and what kind, i'll tell you tomorrow, or maybe the day after tomorrow, i haven't decided yet, no, well it's not that interesting, but it's interesting to me. and you bought your wife the same funny thing, oh no, you got it, imagine, a pencil one, of course, look, sirov was in love with irina's great-grandmother, imagine, we have her portrait hanging at home, just sirov's work, flying out great-grandmother, awesome,

a beautiful story. you're lucky, pokes, and i seem to have only mongrels, come on, i don't have spaniels either, yeah, so let's get to work. what's wrong with you, aksakov? are you sick? i think so, my head is spinning. no fever, but you're pale as a toadstool. that's what's wrong, aksakov, go downstairs and tell your boyfriend to take you to the doctor right away, yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you think, i'm blind as a baht,

will it do any good for him to hang around under the windows all the time, go ahead, go ahead, thank you, goodbye, wait, if you're sick, i 'll kill you with these very hands, got it, got it, there's very little time left, you have to be in shape, i understand, go ahead, my good man evening, please, well, we'll order later, okay, fine, first choose a wine. thank you, good evening, would you like to order anything? if you allow, i'll wait until everyone gets here. there will be three of us.

sorry, i have to go, have a nice family evening, tychkin, you go home, here's another thing, i have an exhibition of young artists, i'll find myself a yanka for my curly hair, i'll have a blast, don't drink too much, you too, good wine, hello, good evening, happy birthday, mila, you 're half an hour late, and liza didn't come at all, sorry about the traffic jams, please, that means it was necessary

take public transport, open the folder, oh my god, sirov, where, company secret, i hunted for it for six months, almost sold the devil's soul, but now it's yours, we'll continue the family tradition, look how much it resembles your great-grandmother, though, maybe, sketches for her portrait, very possibly, thank you, this is the best gift in my life. well, what did they say? vova?