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tv   Krasavets i chudovishche  RUSSIA1  August 24, 2024 2:55am-4:56am MSK

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you, doctor, please understand, he has insomnia, irritability, you know, he can't find a place for himself, but in a word, his nerves are completely arranged, what are you complaining about, i'm not complaining about anything, that's how it is, here, look, now here, here. so show your teeth , open your mouth wider, wider, tip of your tongue, forward, more forward, so, well, stop, excuse me, anna vilgelmovna, the guys want to see, quietly, the work of the electroencephalograph, can you, okay, thank you, go to the lab.
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i don't find anything special about him, on i don't think he can calculate the sick leave yet, but we don't need any sick leave, doctor, we just need peace in our family life, but we don't have it. do you
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drink alcohol, but he doesn't, in general, i always tell him, we need a regime, yes, you see, we need a regime, huh? come in or go out, don't block the passage, come in, come in, look into my eyes my love, in them are my dreams, you'll see them again.
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come on, show me your documents, what, i don't have the right to lie here, lie down, lie down, come on, lie down, depending on what condition and not to violate the public. i know him, well, yes, comrade
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sergeant, kosatkin, nikolai, that you got to power, you definitely want to disgrace, to report to the park, to disgrace, right? okay, you show the moral code, but what if i myself was not a vigilante? i understand this very well, with the police they also strictly ask, what drunks developed, right, look, you will drop money, and what can the police do, the police, they also cannot get into everyone's soul, who drinks what, who of course from stupidity, who precisely from feeling as a person. from feeling, but he
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how, he drinks one shot, well, the second, from feeling, and who reaches for the third? pig. so i am a witness in your opinion, and this is for the collective to decide, or tatarintsev personally, the protocol will go to the management, tatarintsev, and what did you think, you would have been better off going home, otherwise, otherwise, they will bathe you in a government bath, and you will pay another 15 rubles, as is required.
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father, tell me, please, is kasatki on tatyana working today? well, tanyushka fesheva, the waitress.
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you are so rumpled, you are late, i see, i see that you are late, how much is on yours, on my floor3, forgot to start yesterday, there you are , i'm warning you at home, it's going to be a big no, your wife called twice, she's worried, she says where he went, but of course i immediately figured it all out and said, our foreman is sick.
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the photographer didn't finish your portrait, he didn't finish it, well, that's good, no need to feign absenteeism, so absenteeism, everything needs to be recorded honestly, i don't need benefactors, why are you bragging like that bunny, but you don't feel sorry for me, who will feel sorry for you if you don't feel sorry for yourself, well, let him go now home, that's it,
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olya, throwaway, come here, i'll clean you up! naika, get hurt! "the main thing is don't be late, listen carefully to what he's going to say, grigory valerianovich, don't interrupt, under no circumstances, i understand, he'll swear, be quiet, hey, zhurchenko, when you sign up for fishing, don't ask any questions, and most importantly, try to speak briefly and don't blab, i understand, well, admit it, and admit it, and admit it, otherwise fools
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start arguing, i'm not me, the horse is not mine, you admit it, open your mouth, what mouth, i say, open up, oh, just don't piss on me, keep in mind, bad rumors about us reach you faster, yes, faster than... good ones, right, what, right, well, you're right , are you hot or something, yeah, well, tell me what happened, we wanted to nominate you, we were counting on you, and you're just letting us down, i admit, what are you admitting, well, why should i argue with you? if i explain everything, it's a long story, you can't say it briefly, well, and
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it's a long one, and the people in the reception area came on business, and you didn't come on business, i have like a personal question, you go first, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, why me, go ahead, he asked me to wait. he has an important conversation, after all, my dear comrade kosatkin, i don’t have the opportunity to talk to every driver, i even wanted to talk to myself, i have 1300 of you, and i’m alone, so i called you, why do you think? well, you were referring to the letter about me, the report. you didn’t guess, kasatkin, you didn’t guess,
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that’s why i called you, my comrade kosatkin, because until recently you were our best driver, one of the very best, we are for you others were equalized, suddenly you broke down, well , why are you silent, lay out everything in order. do you have a conscience, or maybe you don't, no, what do you mean, there aren't enough drivers, the head of the department himself deals with the drivers, wait, he's busy, i need to go to the construction bank, and i just need to sign, he's busy, and after this wedding everything seemed to go well, nothing bad can be said about her, the hostess is wonderful, and she doesn't spend money on nonsense. she's beautiful, and quite cultured, well, you know her, yeah, and i, well, how can
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i say this, am completely upset, yeah, yeah, cultural, i can't even explain it, for example, i'm walking from work and suddenly i notice that i'm going in the wrong direction, that is, not to my new apartment, not to my new wife, but to where i used to live, yes, to a new one, it turns out that you, kosatkin, are not your own master, these are your exact words, no hon, so it turns out that i seem to have no conscience, i can't move from one car to another, before i was always striving for something, i wanted to achieve something, and i had one dream, an idea, and now i seem to have even lost interest in life, and how can i understand this
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i can't, yes, three drivers, multiply, you have to think with your head about no, there aren't enough people, what will i give birth to? well, kosatkin, you were in the army , you weren't in the war, you weren't, well, yes, you didn't have time because of your age. you didn't lie in the snow under bullets, you didn't crawl through the mud, and you weren't exposed to bombing either, no, no, you weren't exposed, and of course you live in a damp basement, no, a separate apartment, so you give
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us the keys yourself, grigory valerianovich, you know what i think, kosatkin, suffer, believe me, all this is nonsense, friend kosatkin, one torment, try, throw all this out of your head completely, in fact , i am not your judge in such a matter, decide for yourself, my comrade kosatkin, oh, forgive me, hello, hello, hello, i delayed you a little, excuse me, please, okay, thanks for the advice, you love your wife, you loved her, then everything was erased as if by a vacuum cleaner, the premiere on rtr, you have a conscience, my ideal husband, what is ideal, where in
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or maybe in fact all this is nonsense, what happened to me, only nonsense, but why, why am i drawn here more and more? my past, my unhappy, who knows, maybe the happiest life after all, and there is something to think about, the road, thank god, is long, be healthy, bye.
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oh, kolya, have a good time.
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good morning, wake up pervomaysk, forecasters promise sunny weather today, so there are no reasons to stay home, have a nice day. rise, the krybu tore from here, alcoholic, i'm
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going to leave now, and what are you doing here? good morning, mom, and what's the date today? the thirtieth, look, you'll get it straight home, yes, good. thank you, good morning, good, hello, and can i have some coffee too, yes, coffee on the stove,
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toad, bon appetit, purr-cot, are you going somewhere, well, as usual, to work, l, work again, maybe we agreed that the weekend... i'm together, el, i forgot, oh , forgive me, no, at least, of course, let's spend the day together in central russia, well, kitty, what central zone, is your work really more important to you than me, equally, but today is work, and tomorrow you... i promise you, m, m, if you leave now, you will never see me again, today is work, m.
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el, i hate, this is your work again, yes, again, today it's me, and tomorrow work, el, i ask you, well, come up with something today without me, okay, and i'm leaving, then so, today i 'm leaving, work at the seine, lord, work, who 's stopping you, do you need it at the seine? ciao, malya mikhailovna, i'm gone, bye, vanya, i 'll tell you this, with kambulkov we got lucky, if it weren't for him, we would never
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have gotten that land. well, yes, only the price, vanya, we'll miss it, later, you know, we will, sorry, while they give, we have to take, and what did father call when he transfers the money, he will transfer, only with one condition, i wonder what it is, i don't know yet, seryoga, i promised to tell you today, but it's not important, well, yes, what's important is that our first big project will soon become a reality, seryoga, that's if... " nobody intercepts the land, but in general, you know, your dad is having a great time, yeah, he's sitting in his agentina, drinking mojito, running a business, smoking cigars, and we're here tearing our hair out to make a fairy tale come true, no, basya has never smoked, oh, in the first one, in general, vanya, everything is as you said,
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so look, here, here it will be the main building, we're demolishing all of this, this house and all the others behind it, we're demolishing them too , thank you, try it, try it, where is the pole with the ribbons, there will be a large parking lot, and this is just the beginning, seryoga, in six months there will be a huge complex here, seven floors, and in five years we 'll start covering the entire golden ring with hypermarkets, and yes, and the money will flow into our pockets like a river.
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i've been waiting, sergei vladimirovich, hello, ivan alekseevich, hello, hello, i'm very glad, vladimir petrovich, yes, we know you, relax, something's wrong with your back, yes nothing, it will pass, wait, what do you mean, it will pass, your employee attacked ivan alekseevich right at the market, wait, she hit him with a box, and most importantly, she also attacked hamil, mine, yours, yours, who is she, i don’t know, she sells tomatoes, well, yes, gvazikova, she.
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maybe, what do you mean maybe? so we’ll fire you now with one wave of the hand, once and for all , wait, wait, let’s first resolve the issues, and then you’ll be employees, so, yes, the land sale agreement is ready on my part, everything is in order, we can sign, well, as they say, it’s a matter of one thing a nail, money, money, money, money, there will be money, i hope, that's the only one. yeah, no, there's still a problem, a formality, how to say, yeah, of course, i understand, business, just a minute, important conversation, yeah, yeah, hi, dad, hi, son, how are you, so what, we 're buying land in pervomal'sk now, yeah, now it's up to you, that's exactly why i'm calling you, yeah, are you
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having fun with your glamorous girls? what do you have to do with girls, i'm talking to you about investments, and you keep quiet, i've decided that you should get married need, dad, you're singing your old song again, you'll be 30 in a month, and what about the bride, for example. there is, there is, if you want money, get married, dad, dad, but listen, petrovich, i don't understand, what problems, we told you, there will be money, but the problem is not in the money, the problem is in the estate, in what estate, what estate, we, we are buying land, not an estate, yes, but on the territory of the market, so, there are remains of the foundation, so, the old estates of the landowner dorokhov, what should i do, wait, i didn't see any remains there, i didn't see any estate, yes the estate burned down a long time ago, there's a pole there with ribbons on nails, what should i do with this pole? listen, are you out of your mind, what pole with nails? are you crazy about nails? i don't see a problem at all, damn you, yeah, yeah, yeah, but what should i do with human rights activists, with local historians, and heels, don't bother me
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, you're the administration here, right? yeah, so the land is yours, yeah, so solve the problem, we make money from selling the land, right? "that's right, you and i are in on it, you and i, hello, dad, hello, don't you dare hang up, i haven't finished yet, and ivan alekseevich, it's better not to know anything about this, i can make my own decisions, do you understand, hello, hello, one, two, three, vanya, what's up with the money? four, a five, six, here, dad still thinks of you as a snotty teenager, he's afraid to let go
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of the reins of power, 10, dad demands that i urgently send him a photo of my fiancee, hello, have you arrived, and what does this have to do with it, otherwise there will be no money, so, well, so you... him a photo of ela? he can't stand her, if i send her photo, there will definitely be no money, after all, he's a former general, he has a woman's business at least, there's frosya burlakova, so what's the problem, send him frosya, give him the phone, give, give, give, so, just a second, what are you doing, you, oh, let him look, admire, rejoice, send...
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gvoznikova, khostikova, come here, what, come here, come here, wait a minute, give me the client, comrade, so, come on, yes, dad, did you get the photo , yes, i got it, well, but that's a different conversation, i honestly admit, you surprised me, because... "well, after all your glamorous profursetki, this is a real diamond, i have something real, you know, i'll be to meet her, and the money, but i'll send an advance payment for the purchase of land, everything else only
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after meeting your bride, what's her name, by the way, varvara, and gvozdikova, varvara, gvozdikova, and the name is suitable, that's it, i'll be in moscow in a week, see you, dad, well , you see, i told you, it will work out, you heard everything, yes, you heard it yourself, well, everything will be only after meeting, after, what to do now, well, how what to do, what to do , well, what are you worried about, bathhouse, well, look, i don't know, we'll wash, paint, dress up, shut up we'll make her, well listen, that's the idea, wait, your father wants varvara to be beautiful, so let him get it, the main thing for us is that the financing opens up. and then go figure out who's the bride to whom, she almost killed me on the first day, oh-oh-oh, you'll be patient, well, if you want to live, be able to spin around, she'll be your bride for a week, then we'll give her some money , a kick in the ass, well and whoever says they had a fight, it happens, thank you,
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seryozha, vanya, vanya, vanya, just you wait , what are you doing, do you want to give up everything, never. to the whole market. come here, i'll tell you, come here, i i told you, come here, what you need, come, right here, come here, the devil take the whole market, what you wanted, that's it, gvozdikovo, vacant, goodbye, you're fired, uh-huh, petromel, what 's wrong, why, you almost got crushed by the bosses with boxes, who, these peshons, these aren't dandies , these are the bosses, that's it, that's it, i'm done talking, that's it,
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you got your salary today, you brought the money, my salary, i can do whatever i want with it, i understand, oh, it's fine, as long as you live in my apartment, all the money goes into the common fund, oh, mother speaks business, don't interfere, creature, give me money, money, but i have no money, that's it, mom, they fired me, what, i don't need any slanderers here, no money, get out of here, mom, hush , please, oh-oh, go wherever you want,
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do whatever you want, but don't come back without money, did you hear, don't come back! girl, what house number is this? fourteenth? oh, pyatilov once said, fourteenth, apartment twelfth, please, came back, day! brought, good afternoon, hello, good
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afternoon, and does varvara gvozdikova live here, and who are you, we're from work, colleagues, yeah, colleagues, uh-huh, do you have money, do you have it, how much do you need? she's gone, will you call, i'll call the police, i'll tell you, excuse me, please, but where can i find her, and
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how would i know? what are you talking about, what a moron, you didn't even give me my salary, oh, and do you know because of whom, well, because of one metropolitan dandy, he started counting harrows in the middle of the road, and you see, i ran him over with a box of tomatoes, what a bastard, you know how you should do this metropolitan guy, like this, right in the nose, yeah, and then my mother yelled at me, kicked me out of the house, everywhere, yeah, that's where these princes on white horses are, i'll tell you what, they 're not found in russia, yeah, wow! come on, look at me, well, ask me what i need to be happy,
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what 32,536 rubles. saska, i found an ad for a prison in a magazine, two weeks in turkey, two, two for the deaf, i repeat, that's where all our princes are, come on, tas, my head is racing, aunt sonya, that's it, that's it. you can't wait 2 minutes , you bitch, so what about you now, and what about me, i need to look for a job
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, fuck, you're offending me, my friend, careful, sweetheart, come to us, "your health, take care of your feet, beauty, well , where are we going to look, we'll drive around the city, we'll see, maybe we'll stop home for 5 minutes, yeah, i won't return to moscow without these little hotels, i
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i agree, i agree, maybe we can have a bite to eat first, and i saw a snack bar here at the entrance, and then we’ll look for the bride.” well , acting bride, it’s not funny, seryozha, it’s not funny, but of course we can have a bite to eat, oh, i told you, firewood, grill bar, yes, seryozha, you got me into trouble, how will i show this hobalka to my father, he liked the photo, the original will do, yeah, it’s one thing to show a photo, and another thing to present the original, now unload as you wish, vanya, no problem, hello, hello, and i need the owner of this tavern, you see over there behind everyone is sitting at the table, yeah, yeah, thank you.
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let's have another one, yeah, vanya, i saw it, and imagine, i'm showing your father a sheep like this, and excuse me, you're a givont, hello, show off your beauty, well, i'm a givont, what do you want, i came to work, to work, yeah, and what's her name, varya?
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what are you sitting down for, excuse me, varvara, and you're here, moscow, well, well, what, what, the local police officer will arrive in an hour, they'll record your testimony, then we'll release you on your own responsibility, if you pay for the database, yes, i'll pay, i told you, but i need to talk to her, yeah, 5 minutes, vanya, vanya, just don't say anything about your father, otherwise you'll really have to get married, so what do you suggest, oh, i'm telling you, all you need to do
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is drag the guests to moscow, give her some money to make her play, you're going, boss, wait a minute, just a minute, wait, and so, give her some money to make her play the role. brides, no, seryozha, you know that either you're ready, or let's go look for another bride, yes , i'm ready, i'm ready, come on, i'm coming, i'm coming, i showed up, punk, my nose doesn't hurt, gvozdnikovo, 5 minutes, 991. is that you in the photo? so what? no, nothing, it's just changed a lot. what do you need? ivan, what do you want, ivan, varvara gvozdikov, i have a business proposition for you, i won't write
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a statement and i'll give you 20 thousand for the broken vase, and what do you want for it, yes, it's clear what he wants for it, yeah, my boss, aleksey nikolayevich, he's a tyrant, so you have a boss too. yes, congratulations, everyone has bosses, they're all tyrants, well, you see, you understand, anyway, i invited him to a party with my fiancée, what does it have to do with me, and we broke up, poor thing, so my boss won't understand if i come to the party without a bride, he's a monogamist, a great connoisseur of family joys, a big sheaf, i mean a big... bore, he doesn't trust me much anyway because of his old-fashioned views on life, and here it turns out that i 've completely screwed him, in short, gvozdik, you
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'll play the role of the bride at the party, what and you don't need grooms, you don't have to interfere in the conversation, yes, i'm generally silent, so keep silent, what nonsense, baspanskaya women don't have, yes they do, well, you look like her, oh, no, no, of course, some things need to be fixed, hair, makeup, manners, well, i don't know, well, you all look alike, do you hear me, i'll fix you up so badly you won't know what hit you, an oligarch has appeared, for that kind of money i'd rather sit here than sell myself to you, 5 minutes have passed, i 'll sit here for a long time, 15 days, if you don't compensate for the damage, or maybe more, if the citizen writes a statement, let's go, okay, hey, fop, are you really going to pay? of course i'll pay, will you earn some extra? guys,
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wait, i don't get it, what kind of conspiracy is this, huh? commander, one minute, please, uh-huh, well, just keep in mind, i won't sleep with you, no need, i swear, if you don't like it, you'll take the money and go home, how much do you need to be happy. to be happy, 32,536 rubles. why exactly this amount? they ask you secretly. okay, let it be secret. well, is it okay? it's okay. "listen, vanya, what are you going to tell ellochka when you bring this gvozdikova home? and ella
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left, as usual, until the money runs out, most likely, yeah, what a specimen, a shock worker, a market trader, a blonde, a boxer, all rolled into one, a machine operator, varvara, yeah, what, nothing, nothing, you rest.
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why, he's kind of slippery, and i, and i haven't figured you out yet, but don't worry, you won't rust with me, oh!
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come in, what is this your hut, your home, mine, come on, fucking hell, oligarch, damn, i would say for example, excellent, delightful, beautiful, you live a curly life, hold on, hands, yeah, damn, you just need to take a breath and not exhale, smart, yeah, i know without snotty ones, eh, b, how do you pull the handle, the door is in the other direction, there, calm down, ivan alekseevich, you, come in, hello, hello, you're very delayed, didn't even call, i
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apologize, got busy. i'm warning you, the pies might not be suitable, we have marya mikhailovna here, an emergency, well, yeah, eh, by the way, meet varvara gvozdnikova, she 'll be staying with us for a bit, hello, very nice, varvara, meet her, this, yes, so that you , well, no, well, she had to break through, oh well, let's try again, varvara, this is marya mikhailovna, the wisest woman in the world, that 's it, should we move her into your room, where? no, no, varvara will be staying in our guest room, please, thank you, yeah, come in, come in, what's wrong with you? with your nose, oh
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well, as they say, it'll heal before the wedding, are you planning on having a wedding with her, how did you guess, oh i'm kidding, marya mikhailovna, what wedding, my father just called, i have to provide him with a bride, so are you planning on taking this miracle as the bride, don't touch anything there. well, what, she just doesn't know how to talk, she doesn't know how to dress, right? and what about leonor? we're not done yet, and my father, and my father just saw a photo of varvara, he really liked her, but in reality, nothing there won't be a wedding, well, everyone will just get what they want, hey, oligarch, you have one room, like my whole apartment, cool, oh, be careful, yeah, okay, that's it, i got you
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, will you feel sorry for the girl, what if she falls in love with you? and then what, oh, everything works, i'll give you money , send you home, and if you fall in love with her, i'll give you money, send you home, boy, oh, and you're a bourgeois, a businessman, is there a difference? ivan alekseevich, so i have to go to work, yeah, yeah, well, go ahead, and what about me? my boss loves beautiful women, chess and homemade pies, you choose where to start, nonsense, you have to you had to bring a chess player with a polarikha, stand up please, yes, you like this house, well, it's cool, look, everything is
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in its place here. yeah, flowers, furniture, windows , ceiling, walls, floor, me, well, what do you think is in dissonance with everything else, where, not where, but what, dissonance is a discrepancy, well, what is in discrepancy, me, or what, that you brought me here, to laugh or for this dinosance, dissonance, firstly, how do you speak? and how do i speak, am i not speaking russian, that this is not russian, firstly, secondly, my bride should look her best, thirdly, she should know how to behave in society, fourthly, do you know what a diamond is? everyone knows diamonds, so, a diamond is a cut, that is , a processed diamond, my bride should be a diamond, you are not even a diamond yet, but i need a diamond, you understand, everyone needs diamonds, okay, i'm going, i'll be back in 2 hours, i'll see you for dinner, yeah, i beg you,
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don't touch anything here, don't go into my room, don't turn on the computer, don't bother maya mikhailovna, she will kill... anyone who touches personal space, everything is clear, you can breathe, you can, well where, listen, daddy, but you also keep in mind, if something doesn’t go my way, i’m out of here with... we agreed, and be so kind, first chew it over, and then talk, we agreed, well done, he’s either a fool, or... well, how’s your mademoiselle, she didn’t blow up the house, didn’t set fire to the garage, marya mikhailovna isn’t calling, so everything is fine, vanya, the lawyers can wait, there’s one
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small formality here, well, kablukov said that there are some ruins on the construction site, a chair in which some crazy people hammer nails and hang ribbons, that's all, that's all, well don't bother me , seryozha, no one will stop us from tearing all this down, business is the most important thing. about the business, we need money to resolve this formality, how much? 32,536 rubles. well, i'm serious, 1.50 will be enough, we'll decide, yeah, what are you looking for there, some kind of bullshit, he's not real.
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floor, his office, two guest rooms, my bedroom, bang, fucking hell, you can, the plague, for god's sake, spare me this unbearable slang of yours, i'll keep quiet, here's your room, you can leave your things in the cloakroom, maybe first wash, mine. yours, here's your bathroom, mine, yours, so,
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robe, towel, slippers, not bad, all the accessories for the toilet and bathroom in this... chicks, when you're done, i'll wait for you in the dining room, for dinner, it's impolite to make others wait, don't be late, exactly in an hour, exactly in an hour, yes, do you understand, what do i have to repeat 100 times?
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andrey malakhov's show on saturday on rtr, we will never take them off, i promise, i promise, i promise, my husband and son are missing, i think. she 's missing too, i won't stay here, i can't leave my friend in trouble, we have to go after them, can you shoot, i can, russian wife, premiere, only on the website in the app look, the enemy doesn't give in.
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hello everyone, good evening, thief, you're late, only 5 minutes, sit down where the cutlery is, where, so, so, and it's impolite to sit at the table with a towel on your head. please, thank you,
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and enjoy your meal, thank you, maria mikhailovna, so, lesson number one, table manners, why do you need two forks, because each cutlery that lies in front of you is intended for a specific dish, yeah, i see, how many forks, so many dishes. the complex sandwich that you're holding in your hands needs to be eat on a plate with a fork and knife, sandwich, fork, yes, exactly, it's tastier this way, i already said, don't talk with your mouth full, and like in signs, oh, where,
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where, then like this, gvozdnikovo, tomorrow at 9 am we leave, try to get enough sleep, get yourself in order, gain strength, if you remember, we must please my boss, bon appetit, you too. well, oligarch, what are we going to do? well , gvozdnikovo, are you ready for global changes? what do you mean? is your entire wardrobe made up of this? by the way, i'm not going home stopped by, if you remember, and this is me. a friend
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gave it to me, by the way, the company, yes, i see , it will be better this way, so we will leave the wardrobe sweets, come on, get in the car, please , lesson number two, you should always take care of your appearance, gum, it is still sweet , gum, where, there, where? there you will not need it anymore, show me your hands, in a woman's hands, her happiness, she should take care of them, they need to be pampered or cherished, i would look at your hands, if you dragged boxes from mine, snow white, bore, now
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i see why your fiancée ran away from you, should i swallow this compliment or return it, and you try. good afternoon, sit here for now, and is denis arkadevich in his room? yes, i'll go to him? yes, of course, thank you.
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what is this, who is your moctor, well, who is the doctor? a cosmetologist in the city, he will simply give advice on what to pay attention to, yeah, how to hide what others should not see, and how best to sell the most delicious, sell, i will not sell anything, no need, this is a figurative expression, i am not for sale, and please learn, lesson three, before you say or
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do anything, even in the most urgent situation, even if a meteorite is falling on you, count to ten, ha, i'll count to ten until it slaps me, oh, well... well, five, six, 7, 8, 9, 10, just try to inject me with something, sell me something, he wanted me, too, caramel, do you want it, i want it, here it is, thank you, well, let me introduce you, denis arkadyevich, this is varvara. varvara is denis arkadyevich. hello. thank you.
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uh-huh. uh-huh, uh-huh. uh-huh. over here. stop, stop, stop, stop, head up, so, vanya, give me an hour, please, ah, no luck needed. thank you, i'm listening to you, hello, aquanu,
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hello, eleanor, and he, ivan aleksevich , is not home? it's okay, i'll wait. and he didn't say when he'd be back. yes, open the door for me here. also, and also, listen, listen, he died , the door, i'll sit, i'll wait at home, some problems, shit, cool, funny, it's funny, and the king, well, well, he left his kingdom, yeah, to his three sons, awesome. said the fourth son what does it hurt no chiku. "oh, sorry, i understand, it tickles, be patient, please, relax,
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don't think about anything, do you want me to tell you a joke, too, go ahead, then, and once my grandson came to visit his granny in the hospital, yeah, i brought some oranges, some vitamins, and granny asks him, oh, grandson, tell me, what's the name of that german who drives me crazy, and he answers her, gamer, granny! and who is he? well, it's a disease. well, well, it's when a person practically doesn't remember anything. ah-ah, well, i see, then, i see, well, yes, yes. arkadevich, can i get up already. what, is the chair hard? no, well, well, ... well, it's uncomfortable for me, girls, like in front of the queen with me, well
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that's our job, yeah, well of course, well then okay, your coffee, thank you very much, please, yeah, seryozha, hi, here, in general, these idiots local historians don't want to give in, who didn't understand,
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ugh, my god, whose is this, you ask about it. i'll ask, don't doubt it, here's a snake,
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well and there's an aunt, well aunt, you say, you say clean your ears, you tell me, i tell you what i told you to do, says so that your eyes are big, and so that you have more blush, well and tasya, what does she know need, she doesn't like rudeness since childhood, like she kicked, i told her quieter, quieter, she pinched him and said, "your. rumyana" and said, "get out of here," varenka, you're an amazing person, please, always stay the same, oh, you're a cool guy too, tell me, what, what are you doing this weekend? and this is all for ivan, bye, i love you very much, varika, well, let's go home,
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what do you mean, "borrow"? next weekend , there will be a presentation of new services for our clients in the salon, so i want your varvara to take part in the demonstration, so don't lose refuse me, well vanya, well yes please, thank you, well what, shall we do next, dear, isn't it funny. yes i see we 're late, get in the car, why are you so gloomy, or did your big-lipped goat turn you down, and
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what are you, jealous, run away. belt, what's wrong again, teach me to count to ten.
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on me, well, and now yourself, if only to reward the soul of a person, really, lesson number four, your language, your enemy, the girl's gender is not a garbage dump, speech distinguishes a well-mannered person from a village, vanya, i understood everything, you were offended, no, i'm thinking about our agreement, 1 2 3. five, great, so today we have to buy you two dresses, a business one and a cocktail one, i remember 6 7 8 9 10, so i remember, sorry, i need to answer, yes , dad, hi.
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how did you even let her in here, yeah, i'm just in shock, tights like my grandma's, when did i even show her the way here, i wonder if she's one of them, look, she's looking at the price tag , yeah, i think she'll see it on her, well that's it. anyway, that's what had to be proven, yeah, she's standing there and leaving, okay, girls, everyone was looking at the beauty, yeah, cuckoo, hey, well, oh, i,
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of course, not julie roberts, but there's a guy, over there, he's at a... he's mine, and he looks like a millionaire, so if you don't stand there and act stupid, we'll stock up on you, specifically, there it goes, there it goes, here's a hammer, give me five, oops, what would you like to buy, anyway, i need two dresses, one business, the other... an evening one, no, a ball gown, a club one, wait, some kind of alzheimer's, what is this, a dress like this, i don't know, are you stupid, it's a disease, oh my god, well, it's like a nano, like, how can i say, like this, flower-candy-dessert, cocktail, oh,
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well, uh-huh, brain, cocktail, then... let 's go, let's go, dad, well, we live in a modern world, yes, i know your modern world, no principles, no feelings, no love, one continuous sex, well, tell me, what does my fiancée have to do with our business, if you can fall in love, and if you trust each other, then everything will be fine in your business, i need a reliable, faithful, loving wife to be next to you, okay, if you don't like her, what are you going to do, just close our project, our conversation on this will end. meetings, dad, hello, dimon, well, you have such a store, well done, girls, what kind of business are you, come on , come on, count to ten, vanya, svetka, the stan said that it was business, good day, and dimon, the owner of the store, he said that in general, that dessert is a cocktail discount
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will be, maybe champagne, here champagne is also given, yeah, here is a kept woman who has not worked a day, lives on her husband's money. on saturday, where will she end up, a mistress, and on our bed, either you leave, or we with the children, okay, remember, you are empty without me place, zero, you thought about the children, i 'll find a job, be careful, you can build a new life from the ruins of the old. anything at all in business, you know? sometimes it's better than the previous ones, help! i got my very first contract! let's be informal with me about the office! maria
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it seems that we will soon have a baby, i will be the happiest person in the world. an obedient wife should help her husband in everything. our entire
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bureau lives thanks to lenin's ideas, to raise children. son, i love you so much, respect my mother-in-law, yes, this is the first time i have met a mother-in-law who is completely satisfied with her bride, but sometimes the system fails. the mri showed that as a result of the mother's injury , the child's brain was severely damaged. let go, we are threatened payment of a colossal penalty on a project that promised a solid profit, neither you nor i will be able to finish it. what have i done? i promised lena that everything would be fine with her, she believed me. obedient wife. on saturday. on rtr, how much did you drink, i
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, yes, i hardly drank, dimon treated me, by the way, he offered me a job, how do you do it, what, well, you see people for the first time, and already you communicate as if with old acquaintances, already on first-name terms, already drinking champagne, they fired him from work. they put him in the hospital, he lay there for a long time, and mother, when she found out that dad wouldn't leave the hospital, started drinking, well, in general, there with "i had to work, well, where is work for a schoolgirl, only at the market, then dad
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died, before his death he drank everything, he doesn't surrender to the enemy, our proud thief, in short, we closed the topic." so, it's important to me. at a business meeting, try not to spoil anything, yeah, here you go, please, nothing, no amateur performance, if anything, look at me, i'll tell you what to do, yeah, and most importantly, don't say anything, at all, at all. i can make it in time, no need,
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why are you taking me with you then, well let 's consider that this is the first rehearsal of our family dinner, come on in, we're late, what are you talking about, she's sweet, zhivachku,
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ivan, nikolai aleksandrovich, nina andreevna, my wife, hello, very nice to meet you, this is varvara, me too, yeah, very nice to meet you, my fiancée, my fiancée just really missed you and decided to combine business with pleasure, sit down, oh yeah, that's why she's present at our meeting, so to speak, operational, well , to start with, call me, i'll tell you a little about our project, uh-huh, seryozha, yes, just a second, uh-huh, uh-huh, so. so, uh-huh, so, we are planning to open a large chain of hypermarkets throughout the moscow region, uh-huh, and there will be space not only for shops, there will be entertainment centers for children, swimming pools, even water parks, so we want to start with pervomaysky, varvara and i really value family values, yes, we understand everything and have nothing against it, but how will you
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solve the problem with the estate, with the estate? with which estate, on the territory of your construction there is a historical monument, here is a pillar, a pillar with nails, for a monument, this is an old estate, an estate, yes, i don’t know, well, the foundation , there, there with three bricks, yes, that’s it, that’s it , so stop, seryozha, please tell me, is your estate not an official historical monument, not yet, that’s it... that’s it , but we are working on it, and we will not let you destroy it, well, right, why destroy it, we can simply move it, move it, yes, you can move the kremlin or the bolshoi theater, their place is where they stand, well, you compared, nikolai alexandrovich, and then progress cannot be stopped, neither can you, i beg your pardon, young man, this is not progress, this is the destruction of one's own history,
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we are all like that. in order to preserve history, but we can okay, we are ready to cover all the costs to simply move it to the left by 200 m or to the right, but we will not move the construction. yes, 10, i need to go out, where, to the toilet, let's go, wait, we haven't finished talking yet, excuse me, i think we won't be able to agree, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, this is not an estate for me either,
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bolshoi theatre. here, seryozha, a small problem can now turn into a very big one. vanya, well, i don’t know, well, give me a couple of days, i’ll solve everything, i really hope so, it’s very normal, i’m leaving, bye, bye, gvozdikov, well, we agreed. and why did you run away, nothing will work out between us, give me some money, i’ll go home. why? it’s disgusting to listen to your conversations. now i understand who you are. well, who are you? bandits, pine forests? invaders. what’s this all of a sudden? i
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’ve lived in this pervomaisk my whole life. we’re talking about we all know this estate. what exactly? well, that many years ago one poor lad fell in love with the daughter of a landowner, i don't remember his name anymore. well... but the landowner, of course, wanted to marry his daughter off to a rich man and sent this little fellow far away to hell, who was just like you, so he locked up his daughter , locked up his daughter, well, he started coming to the gate every evening, my beloved, to kill her, started hanging up carnations and tents, wait, what posts, you said?
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i think it was about love, you swear, but stop it,
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not even a tooth will go away. peace, peace, varya, oh , hello, you look great. thank you, creature, oh yes, yes, uh-huh, you have guests, who, elenora, hello, i heard, we have a guest,
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are you talking about, yes, i'm talking about varvara, who? "i'm your niece marya mikhailovna, i came from pervomaysk, to earn money, you said that everything was over between us, why did you come, well , mas, well, what are you doing, el, well, well, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, pig, where have you disappeared to? no , i haven't disappeared, i've left, where? to moscow. why the hell, to earn money? i have a lucrative contract with taska. wow, for a long time? no, for
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week. yes, taska. oh, listen, go see my mom, tell her not to worry. and what makes you think she thinks about you? yeah, it doesn't matter. me. okay, i'll go, i told you the outfit would be cool, it worked, well , vad, tell me, it worked, listen, leave me alone, let me talk to the person, and stas, well, let me call back later, well, come on, come on, bye, uh-huh, well, bye, i think you're doing great... vanya, el, business first, but today
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i'm first, murl, baby, why are you such a grump, huh? why shouldn't we i need to fly to paris, a sign of reconciliation, i can't, but you can fly, take a friend, a friend, yeah, and maybe my friend will give me some money too. thank you, i'll be back in 3
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days, i hope you'll be there, i hope you'll miss me, i think we need to finish this, it 's interesting, i think we just made up, nothing will work out for us, why is that, yeah, because you and i can't even be friends, great. let's be lovers, i think we 're doing pretty well, i swear, what's wrong? listen, i 'll be back in 3 days, then we'll talk humanly speaking, that's it, bye, go ahead, good morning, good!
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spent the night with us today, well, why , hi everyone, good morning, good morning, good morning, what are our plans today, and marya mikhailovna, thank you very much, i've jotted down a rough plan of action, yeah, we're in for... three very busy days, so come on, get ready for your new life, okay, yeah,
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yeah, i'll be right back, elephant s4, yeah.
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thank you, thank you, thank you, it was nice working with us, thank you, oh, varya, varya, varya, excuse me, what's up, do you know what may day is called, i don't know. because, oh, silly, because the word was may 1, check and that it was a steal, but like a draw, i got it.
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act, we lost our son, alyosha is alive, i believe in it, search or hide, i won't take my eyes off her now, did you all agree, or what ? leave or come back? where do you need to go? are you a bus driver or can you order me a taxi? but whatever you choose, this meeting can't be cancelled, just to see the profit, or will you take part? from monday to thursday, you are very busy, what is on? that's it, it's time for big premieres on rtr. put out the candle, light some hay? great.
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i feel that something bad is happening, one of us is listening, the other is eavesdropping, we'll cope, yes, one is sniffing, the other is watching, quietly, the main thing is that we are not noticed, one is digging, the other is digging, idk, we found a corpse, they are catching criminals together again, there are many suspects.
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i'm still interested in why 32,536
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rubles. and that's how much a trip to turkey for 2 weeks costs, a dream, just not mine, girlfriends, taski, otlay. peace in the whole world, and you know what i wanted to tell you, why is this, a bad omen, a lost button, a lost friend, i'll sew it on for you later , i wanted to say something, you know, i decided that we 'll move our construction site. i even found a place to save your may day pole, really, well, i swore to you,
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i'll tell seryoga right tomorrow, what is this, it's like thank you, and this is like please, smart guy, one, two, three, four, five,
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six. 7, 8, 9, 10, yeah, what the hell? there are people, the issue with these idiot local historians has been resolved, great, great, that means, consider that they'll tighten the screws, it won't seem like a little, vanya, it's time to scare them, seryoga, well, first of all, they're not
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idiots, and secondly, let's move this construction site, that is, wait, what...
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tell the builders that i've found a new place, okay, go ahead, marya mikhailovna, what? what do you think about vanya? and what should i think about him? i know everything about him, why is he like this, what is he like? i don't know, well, what kind of guy, grew up without a mother, father always on business trips, in this, what's it called, argentina, ordinary, like everyone else, no, everything,
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that's nothing, this boss of vanya's, who, and alexey nikolaevich, is he really such a tyrant, we don't have any cottage cheese, i'll go buy it, no, i'll do it myself, you do the dough. so easy, yeah, they'll call, you'll answer, okay, trendy, that's it, that's it, the boss is a tyrant,
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hi, what did you want? do you want him back? cable, ivan, what do you mean, did he go somewhere? ella, turn on your brain, he has another woman, who? a... her i saw it at ivan's house, well, he, but he said that... that it was the niece of that toad, what a creature, what a niece, a market vendor, we brought her from pervomaisk, now she's teaching ivan how to live, how
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to do business, who to drink with, who to sleep with, she slept with him, and what did you think, not once, not twice, not three times, that's it, i'm going to talk to you, well , what should i do? ella, ella, that i made it all up. uh-huh, what? made it up? let's go. hello, i'm listening, hello, who is this? and who are you? i, alexey nikolaevich, i need ivan. alexey nikolaevich, that same alexey nikolaevich?

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