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if you care about how you look and you want to get your hair back, let's hear from some of the world-class doctors in our network. >> by far, the most common cause of hair loss is genetic. by age 50, 50% of the adult population have experienced enough hair loss to be noticeable. >> hair loss is different for men and women. male-pattern hair loss is the most common form of hair loss, representing more than 90% of all male cases in north america. it occurs due to a hormone called dihydrotestosterone, commonly known as dht. dht causes a shortening of the life span of the hair follicles in these men. dht chokes the hair follicle and it eventually shuts down. the follicle's resistance to dht or lack of resistance is genetic, and that's why some men go bald and some don't. >> actually started losing my hair at a pretty young age -- actually in college. and ir loss is in my family, so i definitely knew what the future had for me. during that process, i ted

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so, what is proven to work? hair club has expertise in three areas -- non-surgical hair enhancement, fda-approved hair therapies, and microscopic follicular unit hair transplants. available only at hair club, the bio-matrix strd-by-strand process is known around the world as the gold standard in hair replacement. hair club's groundbreaking technology is the only process available to date that gives you a full, healthy-looking head of hair by adding real human hair to your own hair. bio-matrix is not a toupee. it's not a wig. it's a custom-made blend of your own hair with real human hair that is matched to your individual requirements. that includes hair color, facial structure, and skin tone. the process is natural and virtually undetectable. when you brush your hair, it all blends together. feels normal.uches your hair, it it's easy to style. you can rough it up. you can go swimming, biking, jogging, or anywhere life takes you, and you will look great.

>> i can swim, i bike, hike, i do everything, and the key point here is no one has noticed. everybody thinks i look better, but they can't quite put their finger on it. so, when they told me that would happen, i didn't believe it. i thought everybody would notice right away, but they didn't. they just thought, "well, your hair's different. what'd you do?" and so i just -- in some cases, people that were close to me, i told them. other people, i just let them guess. and so i think that's important for women especially to know is that y're gonna look great. you're gonna feel great. >> when i first got my hair, i was a little nervous about going into the fire station because that is one group of guys that love to pull pranks and kid you and razz you. so, i was real nervous about that, but when i went in, they said, "we couldn't wait to get you here so we could razz you, but now that we see you, there's nothing we can say 'cause it looks so good."

>> i took control. i went to hair club. i got my hair back, and i look great. >> i would get compliments from my husband. my two sons would compliment me. the people on my job, they would look at me, like, "there's something different. what did you do?" and they would look at my hair -- "what did you do?" and i would say, "did it look good?" knowing in the back of my mind that it was the hair club experience that made the difference. >> hair club is also a leader in hair therapies, with its extreme hair therapy program. >> in hair club, we also have what we call our ext program, or extreme hair therapy, which includes a number of really high-quality hair-care products. a topical medical treatment that is fda-approved for treating thinning hair, as well as the first fda-cleared home-use laser comb. >> hair club also offers, in select areas, the gold standard in hair transplantation --

microscopic follicular unit hair transplants. it's natural, permanent, and your transplanted hair is guaranteed to grow mother nature programmed it to. >> we work with our clientele together to determine the best option for them, and we take into consideration age, the extent of their hair loss, and wh their expectations are, both in terms of the amount of hair they want, the thickness they want, and how soon they want to have some results. my job is to give them the most natural-looking hair transplant they could possibly have and to see to it that when that person lookin the mirror after his hair grows in, that's the person they want to see. >> when you actually see the hair grow, you're amazed. you're watching it grow day by day from a thinner look to a fuller look till you can do the things that you've always wanted to do with your hair, using different products and styling your hair differently. >> i finally went to the hair club, and i found that they had the best technology, and they were far superior than everyone else. they treated me like a family,

like i was somebody important. i decided to go with them, and the results speak for themselves. people would just kind of look at you and wonder, "what's going on? this guy's looking younger and younger," and i'm feeling better and better about it. and it just -- it's a great feeling. >> hair club is the only company that offers all proven hair-loss solutions, backed by a guarantee of satisfaction. if you are not 100% satisfied with the option you've chosen, hair club will apply your initial purchase price to any of its other proven hair-loss solutions. hair club has changed many people's lives. you might not know it now, but i used to have a hair-loss problem. is your hair loss bothering you? maybe it's time you did something about it. when we come back, we'll introduce the people who can help you find the right solution. >> male announcer: don't tolerate another day of hair loss othinning hair. because now the solution you need to get a fuller, natural-looking head of hair is just one phone call away.

hair club is the only company in the world to offerll tted and proven hair-loss solutions, because no single solution is right for every type of hair loss. call hair club now for this free educational booklet and get a free microscopic hair-and-scalp analysis at any of our hair club centers nationwide. young or old, man woman, no matter what kind of hair loss you may have, hair club has a unique solution for you, guaranteed. no other company on the planet can make that claim. hair club has been the recognized leader in hair-loss solutions for over 35 years, with centers in over 100 locations and nearly 50,000 satisfied clients. call now and get the facts. hair club's new breakthrough educationabooklet is yours, free. this vital, new information, endorsed by prominent physicians, can change your life. pick up the phone right now, and we'll rush it to you, free, with absolutely no obligation. as an added bonus, we'll also

give you a free private and confidential microscopic hair-and-scalp analysis. but wait -- there's more! you'll also get $250 off any proven solution if you are among the first 100 callers. so call right now. free information, free analysis, and $250 off. this incredible offer is for a limited time only. don't tolerate hair loss another day. look younger and feel more confident. take on the world like your old self. call now and change your life forever. hair club. we do it all. foyou. >> you've heard from the experts. you've heard from the clients. so let's talk about another aspect of hair club that truly makes this company unique -- its staff. at hair club, you'll meet a caring staff that will help you through all aspects of hair restoration, from informative consultants to hair-loss experts to world-class hair stylists. hair club is the only company that offers all proven hair-loss solutions, backed by a guarantee

of satisfaction. >> you almost see just the person transform right in front of you. and when they get that fuller head of hair, they stand taller, they talk louder, the more involved and social at parties and just with friends. and you see them really stand out now when they have that full head of hair back. >> when you have a full head of hair, there's a lot you can do with it. you can shampoo your hair, condition it, blow dry, and also curl-iron and style your hair. >> you know, this is really a personal thing. i mean, the hair club, they take the time to listen, and they take the time to get it right. >> we at hair club, we understand that hair loss can be a very traumatic issue, so when you comen, you're gonna hear about all of the different solutions that we have to offer, and then, most importantly, we'll be able to customize and personalize the best solution for you and your needs that day. >> the way that i was treated was outstanding, and one of my main gre experiences is, the way they treated me, my hair stylist and i were able to vibe, we were able to communicate.

she knew exactly what i wanted. >> i really liked going. the hair club people are very nice, very cordial and really put me at ease. >> hair club will lay out all the solutions and they'll do what's right for you. as a matter of fact, you'll make the decision, what you want to do. >> hair club offer all proven solutions with the top experts and doctors in the industry. >> i've had people come in who say, "i actually got a promotion because of my hair," and it's because they look better, they feel better, they can do so much more. >> now we'll show you how you can get your hair back with proven hair-loss solutions. >> male announcer: don't tolerate another day of hair loss or thinning hair, because now, the solution you need to get a fuller, natural-looking head of hair is just one phone call away. hair club is the only company in the world to offer all tested and proven hair-loss solutions, because no single solution is right for every type of hair loss. call hair club now for this free educational booklet and get a

free microscopic hair-and-scalp analysis at any of our hair club centers nationwide. young or old, man or woman, no matter what kind of hair loss you may have, hair club has a unique solution for you, guaranteed. no other company on the planet can make that claim. hair club has been the recognized leader in hair-loss solutions for over 35 years, with centers in over 100 locations and nearly 50,000 satisfied clients. call now and get the facts. hair club's new breahrough educational booklet is yours, free. this vital, new information, endorsed by prominent physicians, can change your life. pick up the phone right now, and we'll rush it to you, free, with absolutely no obligation. as an added bonus, we'll also give you a free private and confidential microscopic hair-and-scalp analysis. but wait -- there's more! you'll also get $250 off any proven solution if you are among the first 100 callers. so call right now.

free information, free analysis, and $250 off. this incredible offer is for a limited time only. don't tolerate hair loss another day. look younger and feel more confident. take on the world like your old self. call now and change your life forever. hair club. we do it all. for you. >> at this very moment, hair club has more than 50,000 clients nationwide -- 50,000 people who, like you, wanted to do something about their hair loss. we'd like you to meet some of those clients now and view some of their amazing results. hair club has changed their lives, and it all started with one simple phone call. >> i'm an old guy with a young wife and young kids. i got a 5-year-old and i got a 7-year-old. there's a lot of guys out there like me. i know a lot of you guys waited till later in life to get married and raise your families. it's kind of important for me when i drop my kids off that the other kids don't think i'm their grandfather, okay? you know, guys, we don't sit around and talk about fashion and hair styles a whole lot, but when i'm sitting around a poker

table or under the lights of a pool table, nobody gives me any grief. it looks good, it looks natural, and that's all that anybody cares about. if people ask me about it, i'm not afraid to tell them, "yeah, man, i did something different. i got my hair cut." >> my sister actually saw the hair club commercial, and she dragged me out of the house on a saturday, says, "come on. let's go." i get there, right? i see the infomercial. they talked to me about, you know, what it would be like and what they could possibly do for me. after that point, i says, "i'm willing to give it a chance." i am so glad that i did. it has been the best thing that i have ever done, in terms of helping my self-esteem, right? looking like the woman that i can be, right? and i flaunt it, because i can. >> on the day i decided to do something and actually call hair club, i went in to tell my girlfriend, and... i was so embarrassed. >> i was so relieved -- for him -- because, over the years, i had remembered how happy he

used to be. and when he told me he was coming to hair club, i was so proud of him. so proud of him. >> hair club is the only company that offers all proven hair-loss solutions, backed by a guarantee of satisfaction. if you are not 100% satisfied with the option you've chosen, hair club will apply your initial purchase price to any of its other proven hair-loss solutions. >>e have a library of thousands of testimonial letters from happy clients. although hair club maintains a high level of confidentiality and discretion, these clients were so happy with their results, they wanted to share their experiences with you. >> when you go into these centers, the staff is so well-trained, and they're so caring, because they truly care about people's looks, and one thing you need to know is a lot of people are doing this -- more people than you'll ever know. and i just immediately felt rejuvenated. i felt like i had a face-lift, the whole nine yards. it was just a wonderful experience. >> one night, i was sitting and watching tv, and a commercial came on about the hair club.

i saw the commercial, and i went in, and when i walked out... [ breathes deeply ] it's the truth. it was above my expectations. i got my life back. >> because of my line of work, i have helmets on and off all day, and i wondered if that would have any effect on my hair. and we were in fighting a pretty been fighting it for severald hours. and once we got it out, walked outside, and i was taking my turnout gear off, pulled my helmet off, and one of the guys walks up to me and says, "wow. it looks great!" even after fighting a fire for three hours, i'm exhausted but i never have to worry about my hair. >> with the line of work that i'm in -- i'm in sales -- my image is everything. so, the better i look, the more i sell because they're buying a part of me. so my aparance is very important to me. and i know that, regardless, if i'm at the gym or with my

man, my hair is looking fantastic. >> as you've just seen, hair club really listens to its clients and really cares about improving people's lives. when we come back, you'll see what proven solution is best for you, based on your age, level of hair loss, and expectations. we'll be right back. >> male announcer: don't tolerate another day of hair loss or thinning hair, because now, the solution you need to get a fuller, naturalooking head of hair is just one phone call away. hair club is the only company in the world to offer all tested and proven hair-loss solutions, because no sgle lution is right for every type of hair loss. call hair club now for this free educational booklet and get a free microscopic hair-and-scalp analysis at any of our hair club centers nationwide. young or old, man or woman, no matter what kind of hair loss you may have, hair club has a unique solution for you, guaranteed. no other company on the planet can make that claim. hair club has been the

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hair club. we do it all. for you. >> since 1976, hair club has been delivering solutions that actually work. the proof is in the pictures. visit hair club today and get started on a customized solution that will work for you. you've seen a number of clients today who have improved their appearance by taking that first step and calling hair club. imagine what we can do for you. whether you want a full head of hair or just trying to keep what you have, hair club has an option that's right for you. so, get ready to look great and feel better than you've ever felt before. hair club has more than 50,000 clients in north america. that's more than 50,000 reasons to call. but the most important reason is you. whether you're 25 or 65, you'll be amazed at what hair club can do for you. call now. stopping your hair loss is just a phone call away. >> call them. just call hair club. hair club has worked wonders for me. >> yeah, you guys don't need to shave that head. you know, keep some hair on there.

join the hair club like i did. >> i look better, i eat better, i work out regularly, and i drive a new car. >> every day that i get up, i can say, "ooh," right? and this is me. this is who i am. i look great today. thank you, hair club. you have made such a difference in my life. >> andf you want to look better and if you want to feel better about yourself, hair club is the way to go. ♪ ♪ >> ♪ oh, yeah ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah >> male announcer: hair club. we do it all. for you. ♪ the preceding was paid for and furnished by hair club for men and women. this station is not responsible for claims made in the preceding program.

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are only for the few and the chosen...the people with "good" credit"...well you're not crazy...and to tell you the truth neither are we. we just know how to get the deals done - that's why we're the largest volume special credit dealer in the nation...people drive for hours and hundred of miles to shop with us. call us and give a chance...wouldn't a brand new car, truck or suv fit very nicely into your future budget at only 99 dollars per month. what are you waiting for? call us now. never an obligation, and never a charge. the call is completely free - find out more about this offer - i assure you its right for you, call now and get your instant loan approval over the phone and you'll be shopping before you know it...call now! at my age i haven't had enough time to build up good credit. everybody turned me down. and i couldn't get financing anywhere. i was beginning to feel like that all my hopes of getting my very first brand new car were going right out the window and there was nothing i could

do about it. well finally my older brother came to me with some advice and he recommended i try contacting drive for 99. so without any other real options, that's what i did. and i kid you not, for just 99 dollars, drive for 99 had me driving off that lot with the car of my dreams and it was my very first brand new car. drive for 99 really changed my life. i knew that getting sick was going to do a number on my bank account, but i had no idea what the medical bills were going to do to my credit. i still needed a car. i called during the drive for 99 event and now i get a brand new car for 99 dollars a month. thanks for getting me back on the road. you won't have to settle the car other dealers say you have to drive or is all that you can afford or qualify for. during "drive for 99" you'll drive your dream car, truck or suv for just 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month. and with prices like these you'll think it's 1999

during the one and only "drive for 99" event. but it won't last long. so you must act now. don't forget folks - all vehicles qualify for this unprecedented 99 dollar event - 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month even extends to our unequaled pre-owned inventory. we've got 100's and 100's of low mile, high quality, one owner cars, trucks, vans and suv's for you to choose from. and don't forget, everybody rides during the "drive for 99" event, regardless of past credit history. we don't concern ourselves with your credit history - we concern ourselves with your credit future - driving the car of your dreams. pre-owned vehicles and the our line of brand new vehicles make this an event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again...call us now! and, remember instant loan approval won't last long and it is only good for this once in a lifetime "drive for 99" event.

after my divorce my credit card bills kept getting higher and higher and i got late on the payments, but i needed a new car with really good gas mileage to get to my new job. i called the drive for 99 event and i found out i could get a car for 99 dollars and i am so thrilled. now, i not only can i drive for 99, but i can put money in the bank as well, thanks drive for 99. i got into a car accident, i had all these medical lls at i couldn't pay, it totally ruined my credit. then i heard about drive for 99 and i called them and they said my past credit problems were no problem what so ever. so i came down to the lot and drove off for 99 dollars. thank you so much drive for 99. you totally saved my life. time is running out on this once in a lifetime "drive for 99" event. remember you're under no obligation...there is no harsh sales techniques or high pressure sales tactics. so pick up the phone and make that toll-free call to us right now.

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it actually is. using the system like the one described in the show puts you in a position of power and gives you the confidence you need to get the car you want, not the one the dealer wants you to take. so the two keys to credit success are number one: education, and we give you this for free at living with bad credit.com and number two: applying for credit in the right places. that's right every car and truck on our lot. 99 down or 99 a month. every van and suv. 99 down or 99 a month. 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month is all you pay, regardless of your past credit history. the auto finance network proudly presents this unprecedented offer where for 99 dollars down or 99 dollars per month everybody rides. this is a one of a kind event - the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again! the auto finance network guarantees you three

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us - by you...call now! every credit application will be approved - guaranteed. people who thought they would never get auto financing in the past have gotten approved on the spot during the unprecedented "drive for 99". there has never been a sales event like this one before and there may never be one like it again - only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. that's right if you've got 99 dollars you drive. this is an almost unimaginable offer to you for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month. now is the time for you to drive the car, truck, van or suv of your dreams for only 99 dollars down or 99 dollars a month and everybody drives, regardless of past credit history. this is a sales event the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. so you must act now! this is an extremely limited time offer...call now! there has never been a better time than now for people with severely damaged credit to drive the car they really want to drive.

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we've removed all of the obstacles so what are you waiting for? call us now! call now. we know how to help the credit challenged customer better than anyone in the country. here are some facts about credit you might n kw. 1 in 4 credit reports contain errors. these errors are serious enough that you will be denied credit. none of this is your fault! errors are not your fault, falling on hard times are not your fault, and especially, being turned down for an auto loan is not your fault. 90% of customers with bad credit are turned down at traditional car dealerships. not with us. we approve 100% of people, 100% of the time. have you ever seen your credit report? do you know what your credit score is? 75% of our customers didn't know what their credit score was! we know that managing your credit is difficult and we understand. we will not take advantage of you because you haven't

been given information. let us handle the hard part; all you have to do is make one phone call. what information does a lender see when they pull your credit? three credit bureaus have different information on you depending on your credit history. once a lender has a credit report from one of the bureaus, there are many different scores that a lender uses depending on what you are purchasing. there are auto credit scores for people getting an auto loan, mortgage credit scores for people getting a mortgage and a different credit score if you are getting a credit card. all of this is very confusing, but we know how to sort through it and get you into a car on your terms, not theirs! last year was a record numr of repossessions, if you have had a repossession, we will help get out of that rut. so if you've got bad credit don't sweat it during the once in a lifetime "drive for 99" event. because during this event. everybody rides! i'm a first time buyer, and i work at a supermarket

which means i barely make anything. everybody turned me down for a loan, i didn't know what to do. i needed a car. so then, i heard about the drive for 99 event and i couldn't believe it. i drove a way in the car of my dreams for just 99 dollars a month. thank you souch drive for 99, you really helped me out. i'm divorced, and my wife took everything including my car and my credit is ruined. so what i did is i called during the drive for 99 event and i was able to get the car i wanted and put 99 dollars down. thank you, drive for 99. well this it, our time here is up. but yours is just beginning. i hope you realize by now you're just one short phone call away driving a car, truck, van or suv of your dreams. we urge you to pick up the phone now - with no obligation to buy - and talk to one of our friendly loan approval experts and have your instant loan approval within minutes.

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take the first step, pick up the phone and talk to one of our friendly loan consultants. drive for 99 extends to every make, every model and every style vehicle imaginable. don't let past credit problems stop you any longer! drive for 99 is any extremely limited offer so you must act now. drive for 99 is a promotion the likes of which this area has never seen before and may never see again. during this unprecedented promotion we've made new vehicle ownership obtainable for everyone and we mean everyone. because during drive for 99. the auto finance network promises you three things - 99 dollar down payments or 99 dollar monthly payments and guaranteed credit. stop settling...call now and drive the new car, truck, van or suv of your dreams before you know it. we've removed all of the obstacles so what are you waiting for? call us now! call now.

jerry springer here for liberty ford randall's town. you're about to hear exciting news from the folks at liberty ford. if you're shopping for a new or pre-owned vehicle, pi attention. here's exciting news from liberty ford. >> this is it, the event you're read about in the supervises and heard -- in the newspapers an heard about on tv. a liquidation at libertity ford with low market pricing available and guaranteed automotive credit, an event so big it could literally paint the quality of life for the better. if you want a new car, if you need a new car, i urge you to pay close attention. have you ever been dolled you're upside down with your current car or truck, that you owe more than it's worth? then today is your lucky day. during this total wall-to-wall automotive liquidation event, when we make a deal, we'll pay off your trade, no matter what you owe.

incredible but true. best of all your new monthly payment could be less than you're paying now and your new car or truck will come with a lifetime engine warranty with no mileage limitation, none. effective middle east, you will be automatically enrolled in liberty's lifetime protection plan. your tires will be protected for as long as you own the car. a new and important way to protect your new car investment. have you ever been rejected for automotive credit due to bankrucy, divorce, medical bills, low pay, no pay? then today is truly your lucky day because you can be approved for automotive credit at this dealer-authorized liquidation going on now at liberty ford. i urge you to stay tuned and we'll tell you how to get the keys to your new car with absolutely no money down! >> hundreds and hundreds of people, your friends and neighbors are now driving the new car of their dreams! they simply made one toll-free call and were approved for audit

this is an event of unprecedented magnitude. an event where you should expect very significant savings, low monthly payments, and even buy with no money down during this cereal-authorized liquidation. your credit is guaranteed. when you purchase any new or pre-owned vehicle, you get the full factory new vehicle warranty. the remainder of the pre-owned vehicles' manufacturer warranty and liberty's lifetime warranty, with no mileage limitations. now, you will be enrolled in that's right, we'll make your first two payments. >> we want to be your credit lifeline. we're able to help just about anybody get the new or pre-owned vehicle they need, the one they deserve. thousands have to depend on the bus or taxies to get to work, the super market or friends.

if that's you, grab the liberty pick up the phone and call now for your guaranteed automotive credit. >> i have been seeing it on tv and in the newspaper. i needed a car bad, but after an ugly divorce and unpaid bills, my credit took a hit. i have been everywhere. no one wants to give me credit without a co-signer. where was i going to find a co-signer? this morning, i called the 1-800 number, and they told me i was approved and to come in and pick out my new car. can you believe it? this one, mine! >> let me ask you a couple of questions, do you want a new

car? do youeed a new car? do you think you can't afford a new car? do you think you might not be approved for automotive credit? well, i'm here to tell you, think again. if you have a job, you can buy a new car, and you can be approved for automotive credit, even with past or current credit problems. this is the liquidation event you've heard about on the radio, the one your friends and neighbors are talking about. liberty ford in lain -- randallstown guarantees you automotive credit. >> i ask you to pay close attention. i'm going to tell you how you can buy a new or pre-owned vehicle at our lowest possible price. how to get a low monthly payment you can afford and how to buy with no money down. right now during the total liquidation event going on now at liberty ford in randallstown, when you purchase a new or pre-owned vehicle, you will be entered into our liberty for life program, a warranty program that allows you to drive worry free as long as own your

vehicle, included with your purchase. there's absolutely no additional cost. >> liberty for life gives you an engine warn warranty for a lifetime, oil changes for a lifetime, tire rotation force life, safety inspections for life, even car washes for life. now, you will be automatically enrolled in our lifetime higher protection plan. most important, guaranteed automotive credit. guaranteed automotive credit. you heard me correct. >> this is a liberty ford offer available now during the gant dealer authorized liquidation. call the number at the bottom of the screen to register for the event and get guaranteed automotive credit. pick up and call 1-800-848-1000 now. it's free. >> call 1-800-848-1000 now. our helpful credit advisory will

answer your call. you will be able to select from hundreds of available new fords and pre-owned vehicles. choose from lexus, bmw, honda, infinity, acura, toyota, cadillac, even jaguar. our storage lots are packed and packed as tight as possible and with new vehicles on the way, we must make room. do you want to save money? do you need a car? don't miss this wall-to-wall inventory liquidation event. absolutely no reasonable offer will be refused. certain unreasonable offers may be accepted. experience saving up to 60% off original msrp. megan, you're talking with what looks like very satisfied buyers. aim right? >> you bet. let me ask this lady. what do you think of the giant automotive liquidation event? >> you've heard the expression everybody needs somebody sometime, take my word for it, it's true. i got laid off, never saw it coming, fell behind on my bills,

pretty much screwed up my credit. i'm working fa at a new job and can afford a new car. but i don't get automotive financing before till i came to liberty ford. my monthly payment was very affordable. it's easy and i was treated with respect. if you have past credit problems, believe me, they can help. i tell all my friends, come to liberty ford. >> all she had to do is make one simple call to 1-800-848-1000 and he she was approved for financing at liberty ford. you can be approved here, too. >> jerry springer here. every day i talk to people with problems. if you have problems buying a new or pre-owned vehicle, don't call me. call the folks at liberty ford. liberty ford is the place for instant automotive credit. at liberty ford, you will get $5,000 guaranteed for your

trade. plus, liberty for life savings, all free for life. got a problem getting a vehicle in call liberty ford randallstown now. >> excuse me, sir. what brought you here to liberty ford? >> the savings, of course. i shopped many other dealers around the beltway. dealer after dealer kept telling me i was upside down, i owed more than the car was worth. i got here, liberty ford paid you have my trade in full, even though i owed a lot, and put me in a new ford for less than i was paying. don't make one more payment on a car you hate. tell them to give you the same deal they gave birdie, and you will be very happy, believe you me. >> i encourage you to think big, big as in $95 million to len big as in rebate and discounts up to $14,000, which means you can drive away with no money down. big as in zero percent financing. that, over the course of your loan, could save you more than

$11,000. big, as in ford dealer authorized liquidation. some vehicles will be sold at below-dealer cost, and when you buy any new or pre-owned vehicle, you will automatically be enrolled in our liberty for life program, which entitles you to a lifetime warranty at no extra cost and guaranteed automotive credit. understand this, with liberty for life, when your factory warranty runs out, you will still be covered for as long as you own your ehicle. liberty ford in lain dalestown is -- in randallstown is one of the mid atlantic's fastest growing ford dealerships because they stock more new fords in the area and sell everyone of them for much less. we'll beat any competitor's price by $500 or we'll give you the car free during this dealer authorized liquidation event, you will save even more. when you call to register, you can get guaranteed automotive credit even if you've been

turned down by other dealers. 1-800-848-1000. pick up the phone and call. you will get a $10 gas card with your credit approval. just announced, consumer reports rated four vehicles ahead of toy owed, lexus and mercedes benz as some of the best built cars in the world. no longer do you have to pay luxury car prices for world class cars and trucks made right here in america. american' built cars and trucks now compete favorably with the best of the best. during this liquidation event, you can drive one with no money down. just sign and drive. it's that simple. if you want a new car or truck and want to save big money, call 1-800-848-1000. it will be one of the single most important calls i've ever made. you have my word on it. this event is about price and selection, the vehicle you want at a price you can aford. don't make one more payment on

that car you're driving now. push it in, pull it in, tow it in, get it into liberty ford and get a $5,000 guaranteed trade alallowance even if it doesn't run, for almost any car or any truck. just get it in, incredible but true i ask you, do you know any other dealer anywhere who can deliver what liberty ford delivers, including liberty for life? simply put, liberty ford gives you more. >> i got lucky. i turned on the tv the other day and started watching this program. i had been out of work or a while and got behind on payments. i didn't think it was a big deal, but apparently it was. i needed a new truck for work, but when the dealers looked at my credit report, they shook their heads. not here, i made one call, got $5,000 for my truck that had more than 200,000 miles, i was approved for credit on the spot. but i got more. i got liberty for life.

now i drive worry free for as long as i own my truck, and that's going to be for a long, long time. i can't believe all my oil changes are free, and i can't believe my tires are covered from any road hazard. >> if you have been turned down for automotive credit by other dealers or offered you credit with a high finance rate of 19%, 20%, 23%, make the phone call nowvment you see, we have more than $95 million to lend and that's a lot of money. come on, get your share of our very low rate, a low as 0%. at liberty ford, we stock the area's largest inventory of ford, an outstanding selection of pre-owned cars, trucks and suv. >> jerry springer for liberty ford randallstown. liberty ford wants you as a lifetime customer so they're giving you liberty for life. you get engine warranty, tire protecti, oil changes, tyrotakes, safety --

tire rotations, safety inspections, all at no cost and guaranteed credit. call now, liberty ford, randallstown. >> the big difference between liberty ford an other dealers is here you get the liberty for life warranty at no additional cost, plus, with our low liquidation price and highest trade-in alallowance, imagine, a full factory warranty and liberty for life both at no additional cost. drive for as many miles as you want, you' covered. if you're a contractor, plumber, farmer, landscaper or electrician, during this ford dealer authorized liquidation at liberty ford, you will choose from hundreds and hundreds of tough, dependable ford trucks and vans, all at low, low liquidation prices and every one comes with a full factory warranty and the liberty for life warranty. imagine how much you will save with our low liquidation pricing and our long-term engine

warranty and no extra cost for oil changes. it could be hundreds and hundreds of dollars. come see for yourself while savvy truck buyers buy only from us. >> before you buy anywhere else, ask another dealer if their cars come with lifetime engine warranty, oil changes for life, safety inspections for life, tire rotations for life and car washes for life, and a lifetime tire protection program. ask if they guarantee you automotive credit, then ask for a low liquidation price. i know what you will here -- no, no, and no. but during this special event at liberty ford, we'll say yes, yes and yes. >> the only thing that's stopping you from sitting behind the wheel of a car like this is a phone call. so 1-800-848-1000. credit specialists are standing by waiting for your call. >> the call is free and confidential. you will be treated with the

utmost respect and can be approved for automotive credit. go ahead, pick up the phone and call, 1-800-848-1000. >> i assure you, this will be the single best call you will ever make because at liberty ford, we finance your future, not your past. air credit approval center is open 24-7, so if you call today, you ride today. the single goal of this telecast is to inform the buying public of the easiest way to obtain a car or truck and the lowest financing available. truck, meaning you drive free for the first two month. >> jerry springer, you've heard what we have been saying. liberty ford can get the job done for you. give them the call. doesn't matter if you want new, pre-owned, good or bad creit, liberty ford is waiting for your call. here's more. >> i just finished school and starting my first job, so reliable transportation is pretty important to me. i came to the sport event

looking for a late model, low mileage, pre-owned vehicle i could afford. at liberty ford i saw pre-owned cars for under $5,000, everyone else wanted $15,000 to $20,000 for cars i liked. i found less than i was looking for and paid $5,000 a day. the low-cost liberty for life warranty means i will be driving worry free forever. this is my first car. i'm excited about it. they took good care of me here. i think i'll get my next car here, too. >> this is a dealer authorized liquidation of new ford cars, trucks, suv's as well as hundreds of pre-owned lexus, toyotas, mercedes, even jaguars. all must be liquidated immediately. all comes with a full factory warranty and every used vehicle comes with the liberty for life warranty at no extra charge. we have 0 pi financing --

financing available which could save you thousands and you the customer get a rebate. we offer a $5,000 guarantee trade allowance even if your trade doesn't run and automatic guaranteed credit. during this event, no credit rejection. starts with a free phone call and your new or pre-owned vehicle comes with a liberty for life warranty at no extra charge including an engine warranty for life, oil change force life, tire rotation force life, safety inspections and car washes for life and a lifetime tire protection program included and guaranteed credit. we'll pay off your trade, mo matter what you owe. come in and all our tow toll free credit approval hot line at 1-800-848-1000 right now.

currently, we're experiencing a strong demand for quality late-model cars. we need your trade, so we're willing to offer you up to 125% of kellie blue book value for your trade. we'll give you cash on the spot for your car even if you don't buy one of ours. here's what you should expect and nothing less - one, to be treated with the utmost respect you deserve, two, to receive guaranteed automotive credit, three, to get the exact price you wish to pay and not one penny more, four, to get a new liberty for for less than you're paying now, five, to be able to buy with no money down, six, to save thousands with 0% interest-free financing, and, seven, a total buying experience second to none. if you want a new car, if you need a new car, then head

straight to liberty ford on liberty road in randallstown. liquidation pricing must end soon. 0% financing won't last forever. if i told you, you could be driving aew liberty ford by about $5 a day, would you call right now? then pick up the phone and call 1-800-848-1000. you can drive out in a new ford for about $5 a day. >> let me tell you something, if you've ever had a credit problem, you know the difference between good and bad credit is the way that you're treated. tell me, brian, how was your experience at liberty ford? >> well, if a dealership thinks you may have bad credit, they will spend very little time with you, am i right? it wasn't that way at liberty ford. i was treated with respect, approved for automotive credit, a low payment, liberty for life warranty with no mileage limitation. i ask you, why would you buy anywhere else? if you want to save big money, make the call like i did, you won't be sorry.

nobody treats you like liberty ford and no one saves you more. >> jerry springer for liberty ford randallstown. if youeed a car, call liberty ford now. liberty ford is the place for instant automotive credit. at liberty ford, you will get $5,000 guaranteed for your trade, instant credit approval and liberty for life savings including engine warranty, oil changes, tire protection and more. all free for life. that's a deal you can't beat. 1-800-848-1000 now, liberty ford, ran -- randallstown. >> that pretty much says it all. the liberty ford philosophy is simple, more for less every day. better prices, better service, never any gimmicks. special discounts for state and federal workers, military personnel, firemen, police, teachers, senior citizens and all uion workers. show us proof of i.d. and we deliver what we promised.

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hey, that's the last crescent! oh, did you want it? yeah. we'll split it. [ female announcer ] made fresh, so light, buttery and flakey. that's half. that's not half! guys, i have more. thanks, mom.

[ female announcer ] do you have enough pillsbury crescents? so i should probably get the last roll... yeah but i practiced my bassoon. [ mom ] and i listened. [ brother ] i can do this. [ imitates robot ] everyone deserves ooey, gooey, pillsbury cinnamon rolls. make the weekend pop. (announcer) coming up, on "bridezillas!" it's vanessa the vixen... (announcer) ...versus her fiance's entire family. pretty much, he got stuck with her, because he knocked her up. (announcer) and, should her in-laws come to town... go away! (announcer) ...the wedding will go into lock down. if you guys have to take anybody out, just take 'em out. (announcer) plus, dona loves to spend money. let me have your debit card. (announcer) and her fiance doesn't think it's funny. you have a whole f-ing suitcase of clothes. (announcer) it's all fun and games, until she loses a tooth. no, i'm really serious-- it broke. (announcer) next, on "bridezillas!"

♪ ♪ (announcer) meet 3year old bride-to-be, dona. (dona) my name is dona carlo. i'm 33 years old and i'm a financial specialist. (announcer) ...and her fiance, carlo. my name is carlo tanzola. i'm 30 years old, and i'm a sales manager for a mortgage company. (announcer) this east coast couple met by virtue of the virtual world of online dating. my cousin urged me to go on. i was a little apprehensive. and carlo was the first person and the only person i went out with.

we had so much in common, though. it was funny-- we were talking on the phone, and we were like, "no way. "i can't believe that." my first name's her last name. both our moms are jewish. (dona) the coincidences were endless. (carlo) yeah. (announcer) even with l that in common, carlo refused to go any further, until dona passed his tried and true, first-date test. we had to have a good kiss. i told her right off the bat. i said, "listen, i'm going to be a jerk. "but, i've come up with a rule. "i will kiss you on the first date, if i like you. "a if it's not a good kiss, "you're not getting a second date, "plain and simple." we kissed-- we had a great time and from there on, we found love. been inseparable. (announcer) dona must have aced carlo's test, since only six weeks later, they got engaged. we are getting married on saturday, april 12th, 2008 at the breakers on the ocean in spring lake, new jersey. you know, if it rains, tough. (dona) we'll deal with it. (carlo) it sucks, but, we'll make something happen. (announcer) all that beach side posh comes with a high price tag, not that dona's bothering to keep track of just how high. we've probably spent,

i would say, 30-- it's not 30. that's guaranteed, right off the bat. you know... it's 30. no. it's 30 just for the people. there's no such thing as "budget" to dona. we were over-budget a month after we got engaged, we were over-budget. no, i need to go buy stuff. you're done. you see something freakin' in a bride magazine and you're like, "oh, let's do this. "oh, let's do that." you want it to be perfect and we're not millionaires. and, it is, what it is. if they don't like it, "i love you, thanks for coming. "thanks for the gift, hopefully, "but, kiss my ass." well, i would love to have a money tree in the backyard. are you on crack? no. yes. (carlo) she is a bridezilla. i deal with it, everyday. look! what? you n't even see it. i just walked in the (deleted) door. i'm not doing this two days, before the wedding. no, no! i packed you a bag-- go to your father's. i'm very controlling. things have to be a certain way, and if they're not my way, i'm not happy.

if i want something done, i can't wait to have it done. it needs to be done, right then, and there. and, a lot of people don't like that about me. you're such an ass. and i'm gonna marry that? she has been going nuts. you don't need your debit card. i just don't think it's right that i can't even go buy some new things for the cruise. did you take my credit card? (announcer) so can dona manage to make it to her wedding, without burning through what's left of carlo's bank account? shut up, all of you! i'm done, i'm done. please, do it my way. i'm gonna be very pissed off, if things don't go my way. (announcer) or, will she become a budget-breaking... this is a joke. (announcer) tooth-aching... whip-cracking... take something! (announcer) credit card maxing, out of control "bridezilla?" yothink this is funny? thinyou ould take that home. (sobbing) why is this happening? (dona grns) you' gon be left at thalta ♪ (announcer) their families are in town for the wedding, so, dona and carlo

e having bh sets ofparents, that is, if carlo mom everets ound to ckingt. we'rhavi a milyinne tonht. thfirsof my, pefuy, ts we. sompoin wel ea tonht t, mmoth-in-law s be cking foquit so time. are gon t, sn? shut your faceokay? carlo ani really need to have serious talk, tonight, becae i do need a lot of stuff for the honeymoon and he jus nobudgg. and m hoping connce him that i'll be able to go anbuy a cole things. not go cra-- just coue new things. (annncer thisinancial alyst ems havtroue anyzing her own spending habit to the point where her mother had to intervene. her mom threatened to take her credit cards away. if she keeps spending, her mom's gonna treat her like a 12-year-old. i need to go shopping this week. you're not going-- shut up! don't piss me off. i'll get your mom involved. don't piss me off. no, i need to go buy clothes for the honeymoon. (carlo) mom! she's telling me she wants to use the credit cards. (dona's mom) dona. i need to go buy clothes for the honeymoon.

(carlo) tell her "no." whose honeymoon? you were just complaining the other week, that you had to get a block of cheese, because we had no money. now, you're gonna go freakin' shopping? (dona) well, what am i supposed to wear? (carlo) we don't have money. it's not happening. it's not-- no. well, yes. don't make a big deal about this, where the whole family can hear you. no-- you're gonna start a fight in front of the whole family? stop-- you're pissing me off. don't. you're not. it's over. the clothes i have, i can't wear in hawaii. we're gonna be there for 12 days! you have a whole f-ing suitcase of clothes. no, i don't. yes, you do. well, maybe, after you throw all your laundry in, i'll have a whole thing of clothes. no. we're done. she's not spending any more money. she's spent enough money. and, you know, that's all she talks about every two seconds. we try to have a family dinner and she brings up, she needs to go shopping. you know, she's never happy. mom! don't say "mom,"-- i'm on his side. thank you. (announcer) while everyone patiently waits for dinner, dona continues to badger her fiance, until he coughs up his credit cards. you're not shopping.

end of discussion. i need-- please, i need a couple dresses. you know how my mom says, "compromise?" we have to get dressed up for dinner, every night. bill said, go to the wherever-- i'm not going to the thrift shop. i don't go to a flea market, and i'm gonna go to a thrift shop and wear somebody else's clothes? sorry-- you're too good for that. (announcer) realizing carlo isn't budging from their budget, dona tries, once again, to get her parents to finance her shopping spree. a little help over here. they're not going to help you. i am. (announcer) frustrated with his bride and his mother taking her side, carlo reduces his mother to a... "thing?" you've got this thing that's gonna help you and these-- don't call your mother "a thing!" what did you refer to me as? i said, "i love you." i don't know what they want, okay? my son is a dick, okay? and he's picking on me, 'cause he can't handle his bride. (laughing) you look like bart simpson, right now. she can try to get my mom involved,

but, it's going nowhere. you know, the only way she's spending money, is if she does it, behind my back. so, it's not happening. you're not going to have a choice. when you see me with new clothes on the boat, then, you'll know. (announc) coming up, vanessa is ready to wed... i got it! (announcer) no matter what her in-laws say. vanessa was the sloppy second. (announcer) plus, dona's patience runs out... let's go! (announcer) when a dress fitting with her mother... this is fine, as long, as i don't eat or breathe. (announcer) ...goes south. deal with it. (announcer) next, on "bridezillas!"

♪ hey, that's the last crescent! oh, did you want it? yeah. we'll split it. [ female announcer ] made fresh, so light, buttery and flakey. that's half. that's not half! guys, i have more. thanks, mom. [ female announcer ] do you have enough pillsbury crescents? so i should probably get the last roll... yeah but i practiced my bassoon. [ mom ] and i listened. [ brother ] i can do this. [ imitates robot ] everyone deserves ooey, gooey, pillsbury cinnamon rolls. make the weekend pop.

(announcer) meet country bumpkin, bride-to-be, vanessa. my name is vanessa bye. i live in evanston, wyoming. i'm 20 years old and i am a stay-at-home mom. (announcer) and her corn-fed fiance, johnny.

my name is johnny bench. i live in evanston, wyoming. i'm 24. i work for the local school district here in town, and i am half owner of a garage door company. (announcer) the story of how these lovebirds met, changes depending on who's telling the tale. i was out with my girlfriends and decided to go to the gas station. (johnny) we stopped at the gas station to get some munchies on the way back and that's how i met her. (announcer) sounds innocent enough, but, johnny's family spins a slightly more sordid story. johnny said that they met at the bar, and when they met at the bar, he actually went home with her friend. and the next night, he went home with her. pretty much, he got stuck th her, because he knocked her up. (announcer) and vanessa's worst enemy is johnny's stepmother, raz. i'm brandzy, otherwise known as "raz" or satan, depending on who you're speaking to. (deep laughter) raz, i really don't know, what she thinks. i really don't care. his junk is in her handbag and he can't get it back. (announcer) three years after they first met, however it may have happened,

the pair now have a two-year-old daughter and are planning to wed, whether johnny's family likes it, or not. we are getting married march 29th, 2008, at the historical machine shop in evanston, wyoming. i will go crazy, if i don't get exactly what i want, how i want it. stupid little (deleted). (deleted), why? hey, stop it! god, you're ruining it. (announcer) previously... vanessa crashed her in-law's family picnic to pick fights with practically everyone present. well, i think one of you guys need to grow up, though, and her name is raz. did she say about the lies that she would say about all your family? i did read a text message from you, calling me "a slut." no, i called her "a slut." (announcer) then, her attempts to harass her sister-in-law were met with a host of hang-ups... oh, she hung up. and she hung up, again. and again, she hung up. (announcer) leaving vanessa to burn what was left of the bridge to johnny's family.

you're not invited to my wedding. i will have security so far up your ass, that you won't even believe it. (announcer) so, can vanessa pull off this wedding and keep her fiance's family away for good? my biggest fear is family drama, somebody creating drama, somebody bringing drama, or a crazy-ass lady with big hair coming to the wedding. if you guys have to take anybody out, just take 'em out. i'm not just gonna walk over and sit with them. jordan and raz, they don't exist. (announcer) or, will she become a hair-raising... muck-raking... oh, hello? (announcer) line crossing... (deleted) crazy (deleted), dude. (announcer) wedding guest tossing... you are replaceable. (announcer) out of control "bridezilla?" you guys just let me carry this (deleted) by myself. it needs to be bigger. damn it-- now, i have one really pink cheek. oh, my freakin'-- ha! go away! ♪

hi. (announcer) vanessa heads into her stylist, to let her hair down and let off some steam about johnny's family. i think johnny's family is insane. my biggest fear is having raz come to the wedding. she s said lies about every person in that (deleted) family. i hate her-- i hope she dies. they just talk a lot. not nice, huh? they do. they make me so mad. (announcer) meanwhile, johnny's family gathers to do some trash talking of their own. so, jordan, what the heck happened at the easter party? well, it just kind of turned into a big fiasco. drama all about you, mom. i have a problem with raz. well, i think one of you guys need to grow up, though, and, her name is raz. so, what was the table thing? christine said something

oh. about her pouting at the table. no one came up to me during this easter party. nobody's like, "how's the wedding, vanessa? "how are you? "how's the wedding planning going? "how are you and johnny?" no one talked to me. we had two picnic tables. one was set up, kind of, like a buffet with all the food. they went and put, like, a ghetto tablecloth on the table. called it a buffet table. like, it was like a five dollar tablecloth. just stick it on the-- "oh, now, it's a tablecloth. "now, it's a buffet." the others had tablecloths, where all the family was sitting, eating. and she was sitting over at the table with the food, acting like we were giving her the cold shoulder. i'm not just gonna walk over there and sit with them. we had it set up that way on purpose. not to exclude her, but, because all the family was going to be together on one table and all the food was going to be together on the other table. they isolated me. i didn't isolate myself. "everybody's ignoring me. "nobody'll give me a chance." and now, his brother's not showing up to the wedding. i'm not going, anymore, 'cause, you know, i went to go support my brother and he's not acting like my brother, anymore.

he's acting like a puppet. (announcer) having cut all ties, the family indulges in their favorite dead horse of a subject, their version of how johnny and vanessa met, two and a half years ago. as far as i know, when me and johnny were hanging out, he met vanessa at the bar. but, t girl he was supposed to bring home-- the blonde, the skinny blonde that played softball, wasn't that the one that he was supposed to be-- oh. actually, i think he met her friend, first. he actually was more interested in her friend-- vanessa's friend. and he had been with her the night, before. she's so insane. vanessa was the sloppy second, pretty much. i can't even believe she would say that. pretty much, he got stuck with her, because he knocked her up. (announcer) with so much animosity between this bridezilla and her in-laws, vanessa plans to hire security to keep johnny's family out of her wedding, whether it's actually called for, or not. why are you hiring security? um, raz.

i was hiring it for raz in the first place. the idea that i would drive 45 minutes to an hour, to circle the venue, as i'm being told, to crash this train-wreck of a wedding. we don't care enough about her to go crash her wedding. she just might want to show up just to cause drama, just to stir things up. (laughs) no. you're gonna kick her out? yep. it's not even a wedding, anymore. it's like a circus. she's crazy-- she's nuts. (johnny's brother) maybe, they're having security, so, johnny's not a flight risk. (laughing) there's circuses in town, all the time. we'll just go to one of those. she's making a fool out of herself. freakin' crazy bitches, dude. she's gonna feel like an even bigger idiot, when her daughter sees this, when her daughter grows up. and her daughter sees what an idiot she is. maybe, she's drugging him. levi brought that up. have we thought of, like, maybe, she's slipping pills in like orange juice or something? like mind control pills? no, no, no, no. his junk is in her handbag and he can't get it back.

♪ (announcer) with only five days left until the wedding, dona and her mother-in-law are meeting up with dona's mother to try on their dresses for the first time. we're five days away from the wedding. my mother-in-law is going to see her dress for the first time. i just hope you like your dress. well, it doesn't make too much difference, now, does it? no. (announcer) thanks to near wintry weather, it's not looking good for dona's outdoor beach side wedding, but, this bridezilla refuses to buckle. (debbie) this weather is killing me. i can't believe it's 44 degrees. i just don't know why you guys didn't do a june wedding. the whole wedding's centered around the whole beach thing. we're just going to freeze to death on the freakin' beach. i might be wearing a sweatshirt underneath my dress. (dona) no. you got a backup plan inside, i think, right? there is no plan "b" as of right now.

i'm getting married on the beach, come hell or high water. (announcer) while dona's mother and mother-in-law catch up, our bridezilla's patience wears thin. let's go! we're cold. yeah, really. let's go. let's go. hey. be my guest, be my guest. welcome, welcome. this is my mother-in-law, debbie. hi, nice to meet you. and you know my mom. we know each other, right? okay, you ready to go see what your dress looks like? come back and we'll-- yes, i am. you better like it. we finally got to the dress place. it took forever, because everybody's so slow. but, we're here. i have one mom in one dressing room, the other mom in the other dressing room. uh, this one's gonna be more difficult, than that one. (debbie) freakin' frozen to death, now. you're gonna be inside. (debbie) i don't care. she manage? (clapping) looks great. i think it looks beautiful. i would have preferred a different color,

but, that's okay. it fits in with the color scheme. excuse me-- it goes with the color scheme. deal with it. (debbie) okay, i was nervous about the dress, because dona picked it out. when i first saw the dress, the color choice would not have been my first choic (announcer) with her mother-in-law a bit mopey about the dress, dona hopes for a more cooperative response from her mother. it's just strange. i don't normally wear clothes this snug. but, i think it needs to fit to form. i think it looks fine. all right. she's in charge. yeah, this is fine, as long, as i don't eat or breathe. okay. well, you can't eat or breathe. don't get carried away. (announcer) after taking lip from both moms, dona's patience starts coming apart at the seams. (dona) spanks. no, i'm gonna be comfortable, dona. (dona) how's your sleeves feel-- okay? yeah, sleeves are good. (debbie) mine are terrible. i'll wear my good watch and-- you haven't had a fitting, yet. fix me.

my mother-in-law's dress fit, but, it needs to be taken in a little bit, here and there, but, for the most part, it's not anything crazy. (announcer) the fitting ends, but, not before our two troublesome moms get in one last dress-related dig. neither one of us will be able to move. (announcer) coming up, vanessa's hunt for a security guard... we had a meeting about 40 minutes ago. (announcer) comes up short. so, you were asleep. (announcer) plus, dona's mom messes up her centerpieces... there's too many pebbles in these! (announcer) and the sand hits the fan. what is wrong with the two of you? (announcer) next, on "bridezillas!"

(announcer) it's the night of carlo's atlantic city-bound bachelor party, and a paranoid dona isn't letting him go, until she sets down a few rules. here's your list for tonight. (laughs) r what? the rules! that i'm not going to follow. the rules-- do you want to read 'em? or you want me to read 'em? they're going right here. no, they're going in this pocket, over here. no, i'm serious. go ahead-- what's your rules? so, i can laugh. no strippers. whatever-- i'm ignoring you. what's your next rule? behave. i'm always good. and most importantly, think of me. think of you-- i always think of you. put that in your pocket. for what? to remind you. of how much fun we're gonna have? (laughing)

what? no gambling either, please? with what money? we have a wedding to pay for. we have a wedding to pay for! did we forget-- i go out with credit cards, you go out with cash. (announcer) carlo has cause to be annoyed with our bridezilla's sudden penny-pinching, as just, yesterday, dona was showing a far l, when it involved buying stuff for herself. i need to go shopping, next week. the clothes i have, i can't wear in hawaii. we're gonna be there for 12 days! you have a whole f-ing suitcase of clothes. she tells me i can't have money, because she always has the money, and it's not fair, so i'm not listening to her. ow what-- let me have your credit cards. let me have your debit card. all right-- gambling or strippers? no, no-- neither, neither! please, let me have your debit card. no. yes-- you don't need your debit card. why? you're not getting it. because. i'm not giving it to you-- stop! you're not getting it, dona. stop! don't piss me off. it's my debit card. if i want to take cash, i take cash. if i come home and i go on the online banking and there was money taken out, you're gonna be in big trouble. don't threaten me. i'm allowed to have cash. don't threaten me. leave me alone.

i'm going to atlantic city. i'm gonna. do whatever you want. do whatever you want. love you, too. (announcer) to make sure raz and the rest of her in-laws don't show up and ruin her wedding, vanessa plans on hiring some security guards. but, with only two days left, she's having trouble finding someone to do the job. (phone beeps) hi, lester-- it's vanessa. i was just wondering, if you were gonna come and meet me about the whole security thing, or if you were late. just give me a call back, when you get a chance. okay, bye. it is two days away from the wedding. i'm really stressed. the security guard is pretty much late. hopefully, he's taking this seriously enough, that he shows up. maybe, i should try to call him, again. (phone ringing) (lester, on machine) please, leave a message. (phone ringing) your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice-- please, leave a message. (knocking)

maybe, that's the dude, right there. hey, are you lester? (man, laughs) no. is your neighbor home? no, nobody lives there. not the bodyguard. (announcer) after several phone calls and one false alarm, our bridezilla calls the friend, who recommended this slacker security guard, in the first place. hey, have you talked to lester, at all? (friend) i haven't. okay, he's not here. (friend) i would call him-- he's probably sleeping. yeah, i've called him about six times. he's probably asleep, huh? i haven't talked to him. i only talked to him one day and he said he was gonna be here. so now, i'm kind of concerned, whether or not he's even going to come. (lester, voicemail) leave a message. and that was probably... e seventh time i've called him. (announcer) seems eight times is the charm for vanessa, because she finally gets a hold of her no-show security guard. hello?

(lester) hello. hey, we have a meeting about 40 minutes ago. yeah. you're pretty much supposed to be at my apartment, like, 40 minutes ago. so, you were asleep? so, you're not going to come to my house, then? yes or no? yes, you are coming? okay, we only have 20 minutes, so chip chop. okay, bye. it was him. he was asleep, i guess. and he has to be at work at 3:00 and it's 2:30, so, um, i don't know how much time i'm gonna have to sit and talk with him. (announcer) the sleepy security guard finally shows up and our bridezilla proceeds to go through the motions of an interview. hi. hello, how are you? my name's lester. oh, sorry.

i'm vanessa-- how are you? um, this wedding, um, there's just going to be some family members there that are crazy and we just don't want them to, um, come in. like, i'll have a list of who's coming in and who's not coming in. but, i'll call you and tell you, exactly, you know, if i decide to have you there and everything. okay. i'll just let you know. okay. all right. see ya. that went kind of weird. he, kinda, smelled a lot bit like alcohol. i would never hire him. i would never hire someone that was late. i just wanted to get some background info, you know? make him think that he's actually gonna do the security, even though he's really not. (announcer) there's only four days left, until the wedding

and dona is having her mom and mutual friend come over to help with the reception's sand and ndle centerpieces. (dona) okay-- right now, we're gonna start the centerpieces. this is probably the bulk of, you know, everything i have to do this week. and, it's going to be very tedious. and i need it to be absolutely perfect. you know, i want everything-- the same amount of sand, the same amount of shells, the same amount of pebbles. everything the same. so, i'm going to have to be watching to make sure that they're doing what they're supposed to do, because if it's not right, i'going to have them do it over, again. okay, this is the way we have to do it. we have to do three scoops, then put the candle in, then we need to do some of these pebbles and then, we'll do the larger shells, the smaller shells and the starfish. we don't have too many sand dollars, so we have to-- i think, i think you should put the candle in, first. no, it's not going to work. do it my way, please. please, do it my way! i have a certain way i want to do this. look at this shirt.

i have to do a mathematical computation here? (dona) and they need to look all the same. we'll do our best, my dear. i'm very controlling. things have to be a certain way. and if they're not my way, i'm not happy. you gonna hold it, while i put the sand in? no, i want you to do the sand, first. ma, please, okay, okay. if you're not gonna do it the right way, just go. okay, okay. how many you want? three scoops. do i have to level them? oh, that's good. no, just put them-- i'm glad i don't have to level them. dona always micro manages. it has to be her way or no way. you know what, sweetheart? you're gonna run out of sand. trust me. (dona) you know, i have 50 poundsf sand, here. we should have enough. yeah-- okay. i don't think you're gonna have enough sand. then, we'll try two, because i'm not going out to the store what do we do with these? and buying more sand. we'll leave 'em. what are you doing, now? i'm gonna pour this back in and we'll use less sand, and we'll see how it looks. if we have to do it over, we'll do it over.

one, two. you're backing them up on me. you know, maybe, three scoops would have worked. (announcer) our bridezilla begins to regret asking these two for help and wonders, if she shouldn't use all that sand to bury them. (dona) forgot starfish! there's too many pebbles in these. there's too many starfish is this one. this is why, i need to do things, by myself. (dona's mom) well, maybe-- because then, they get done the right way! did i get any shells out of these other ones? you can't just go taking out stuff! (flo) there wasn't enough shells. what is wrong with the two of you? she put too many pebbles in that one. the two of you have college degrees and you can't figure out that there's no pebbles left. come on-- no, we forgot one. i can get my degree in pebbles. dona, we're doing the best we can, you know? you know, chill out. (dona) they're all gonna look different. i want them all exactly the same. so, what are we supposed to do? are they gonna all be on the same table? no, but-- then what's the difference? it just needs to be perfect.

just like you. centerpieces were a nightmare. there was too much sand, there wasn't enough pebbles, there were shells in too many. some shells-- some centerpieces didn't have enough shells. this is my wedding-- i want it to be right and all they're doing, is laughing at me. dona was really tough to work with. but, we just kept on laughing. what do you think, flo? i think, i owe you an apology for bringing you here. oh, god! (announcer) coming up, when dona sneaks off to shop... only karma can get her to stop. my front tooth just chipped. (announcer) then, vanessa's wedding day arrives... what the hell are you doing? i might pass out. (announcer) and everything is falling apart. oh, my holy god! what happened? (announcer) next, on "bridezillas!"

♪ (announcer) it's vanessa's big day and within moments of arriving at the wedding venue to set things up, our bridezilla is already off to a whining start. you guys just let me carry this (deleted) by myself. you don't offer. let me see it. here-- give it. i got it! (deleted)! hey! what the hell are you doing? they're bringing the balloon drop

in just like two seconds. (announcer vanessa was hoping to end her wedding with a big balloon drop finale, but, when a gust of wind rips open the bag, her hopes and most of the balloons, get blown away. oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my holy god! what happened? no! this is the balloon drop bag. hey, stop it! god, you're ruining it. why don't you just tape it back up? oh, my freakin'-- haa! (announcer) with time running out, our bridezilla leaves the balloon debacle to johnny, while she races across town to get her hair and makeup done. we are going to the hair salon, so, i can get my hair and my makeup done for my wedding, which is in about four hours. (heavy breathing) take deep breaths.

i might faint. i might pass out. (announcer) vanessa arrives at the salon and the manger greets her with an extra special surprise. i flew in a makeup artist from denver okay. to do your makeup, today. she works on a lot of the denver broncos, when they do their commercials and stuff like that. so, she flew you all the way in here? um-hmm. really? wow! (announcer) the very special stylist may be able to tackle the denver broncos, but, she's no match for this wyoming bridezilla. this is, like, way, way too much, like, right here. no. today, i went into hair and makeup. the makeup wasn't that good. you know, i had to, basically, tell here what do, when to do it. i don't even know why i paid for her to do it. can we do like blush...

more blush. okay, we still need to blend up here and right here and right here. can we do, like, maybe, more something like... this color, too-- yeah. my biggest pet peeve is when people tell me how to do my job her makeup looks awesome, now. but, she wasn't really liking it a lot. i knew you'd love it! (announcer) feeling like her makeup artist fumbled, our bridezilla hopes for a better result with her hair. let's play with it. okay. needs to be bigger. a lile bit more-- like, straight. spray me, once. i'm gonna get high. hoo-- i like it.

(announcer) with her hair transformed into a tangled two-toned tower, vanessa takes her makeup into her own, high maintenance hands. i need to fix my makeup just a smidgeon. can i use these brushes or no? (stylist) sure can. okay. oh, that was a little bit much, actually. damn it! damn it, now, i have, like, one really pink cheek. damn it! (announcer) nearly out of time, our bridezilla has to live with one bright red cheek and hurries home for a last-second errand, hoping she doesn't commit a wedding day taboo. i just don't want to be caught going inside and coming out with all my stuff and johnny be right there. i can see it happening. and i look like i pissed my pants. just fyi. (announcer) when vanessa arrives at her artment, the coast is clear. but, she's delayed, when her father suddenly calls (phone ringing) with an update. hello? uh, yeah?

hi. we've got a stretch cadillac coming. (announcer) as fate would have it, at that very moment, johnny shows up. (deleted)! hold on-- let me call you back. okay, bye. (deleted), (deleted), (deleted), (deleted)! (deleted), why? ♪ (announcer) there's only three days left , until her big beach side wedding. and with the temperature frozen at 45 degrees and rain clouds settling in, dona is a tad worried about the weather. i can't believe it's gonna rain on saturday. that's what you get for getting married on the beach. i guess you're going to have to go to an army navy store in order to get some ponchos or something. army navy store? you're gonna have to. you need protection from the rain, don't you? you're not just gonna stand there in your gown. since when do i-- i don't even go to garage sales or flea markets. i'm not going to no army navy store.

do you have arrangements for inside? no, that's not even an option! there's gonna have to be an option, though. you're gonna have to put that as a secondary option. it's the beach or nothing. that's just great. rain, thunder, highs in the low 60s and lows in the upper 40s. what more can happen? my stress level is through the roof. i checked the weather, last night, i checked the weather this morning. last night, it didn't say so much rain. now, they're calling for a flood watch. i don't know how it's gonna work. we're gonna have thunderstorms. i don't know what other option, i have. so, what i'm going to do, today, to relax a little bit, is i'm gonna go shopping and just try to put the wedding to the side, right now. carlo will never know that i go and buy anything, because i'm just gonna hide it and say i had it. so, what he doesn't know, won't hurt him. (announcer) having concocted a cause to spend more cash, dona heads out to get in some shopping, but, little does she know, that karma is about to kick

our conniving bridezilla right in the kisser. (dona) my tooth just chipped. i went to go shopping, which i'm not supposed to be doing, anyway, to make myself feel better. and i walked into the store and i put my tongue on my tooth and it chipped. (announcer) faced with a minuscule piece of missing tooth, all dona sees are ruined wedding photos. so, in a panic, she dials up the one person she was trying to duck, carlo. hi. (carlo) hello? i have a problem. i need you to call the dentist. my front tooth just chipped. yes. no, i'm dead serious. i walked in where i was going, and i put my tongue on my tooth and my tooth chipped. i swear to god. i'm not lying. can you look up the phone number for me, please?

can you look in the phone book? the big phone book. for the name of the-- for the phone number of the dentist. ocean family dental. he was no help, whatsoever. he thinks i'm making it up. he doesn't believe me. he's too busy working that he couldn't take a minute to get me the phone number, and i'm very upset. this is the last thing i need, right now. i don't have time for this. (carlo) are you kidding me? how do you not have your own dentist? do you want me to call information and it, myself? i'm getting married in three days, and, i hav a chipped tooth. i have to call the dentist and get in there, asap, to get it fixed. (announcer) dona manages to guilt carlo into digging out the dentist's phone number for her and she immediately calls, hoping they can get her in right away. ocean family dental. this is jackie-- can i help you? hi, jackie-- my name is dona carlo. i'm a patient there. i'm getting married on saturday

and i just chipped my tooth. okay. so, when can you guys get me in? uh... (announcer) coming up, even with all that security, our bridezilla can't keep her cool. go away! god, he's so stupid. why? (announcer) next, on "bridezillas!" this is the creamy chicken co chowder. i mean, look at it. so indulgent. did i tell you i am on the... [ both ] chicken pot pie diet! me too! [ male announcer ] so indulgent, you'll never believe they're light. 100-calorie progresso light soups. [ female announcer ] at 100 calories,

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(announcer) with barely an hour left before the wedding, vanessa has returned home to fetch a pair of pants. but, her plans are foiled, when her fiance suddenly arrives. eleted)! hold on-- let me call you back. okaybye. (deleted), (deleted), (deleted), (deleted)! (whispering) hide. hide. stay away. (vanessa's dad) huh? hold on, hold on, hold on. let me call you back. (deleted), (deleted), (deleted)! don't go inside. (deleted), why? (fake cries, sighs) go away.

so much for my pants and my boots. oh, i don't know what to do, now. god, he's so stupid. (announcer) stuck tween trition and her need for a change of clothes, vanessa calls johnny to remind him who wears the pants in this relationship. why did you ha to come home, at this very second? i have to get pants and my boots. gosh! they should be hanging in the closet. (deleted). (friend) this is what he gave me. thanks, so much. will this work? yep. (announcer) after johnny's buddy comes to the rescue, vanessa races back to the wedding venue to deal with one last detail-- security. so, i have asked you here to be security. you guys'll be at the front door. i don't want certain family members in. i don't want anybody to get crazy. you know, if you guys have to take anybody out, just take m out-- remove 'em.

we're looking for a big, big lady with huge hair out to here. she wears like the wranglers really tight. you'll know. okay, awesome. they look like they can take out some people. you know, kick some ass and take some names, for sure. thank you, again, thank you, again. i have about a half an hour, before i get mared and i'm freakin' out. and, um, i have to put on my dress, like, right now. (announcer) with everything set and the guards in place, vanessa does her best not to pass out, before the wedding. it's so crazy. i feel like something's gonna fall off. i'gonna trip. somebody's gonna do something. why isn't it already starting? ♪

(announcer) when the wedding begins, the empty chairs on johnny's side are the only hint that something is amiss. so, with raz and company sitting this one out, johnny and vanessa are left alone to get married in "relative" peace. to join in matrimony, johnny and vanessa. so, repeat after me. i, johnny, take you, vanessa... i, johnny, take you, vanessa... to be my wedded wife. to be my wedded wife. to love and to cherish... to love and to cherish... forever and ever. forever and ever. i, vanessa, take you, johnny... to be my wedded husband. (choking up) to be my wedded husband. for better, for worse... for better or for worse, forever and ever. why did that make me cry? just some kind of words of advice. just love each other. and if you ever think you're gonna fight or argue, get naked, first. (laughing) by the power vested in me by the laws of the state of wyoming,

i now pronounce you, husband and wife. you may seal your love and marriage with a kiss. ladies and gentlemen, i, now, present to you mr. and mrs. johnny and vanessa bench. (applause) the entire week, the wedding wasn't even in my mind. the family drama was always first. pretty much, he got stuck with her, because he knocked her up. but, today worked out, perfectly, and i'm really happy about the outcome. the secuty guards were perfect. there were no troubles, you know, which is what a wedding is expected to be. i think that in the end, it was a really great idea to have them here. my advice to other "bridezillas" is to not bring your families into it. because, in the end, it's you and your husband-to-be. nobody else. love you. (announcer) on the next episode of "bridezillas"... dona's mouth is a mess... oh, my god! my tooth just (deleted) chipped!

(announcer) ...and she's cracking under the stress. why is this happening? (announcer) but, she gets even more insane... shut up, all of you! (announcer) when her outdoor wedding is threatened with rain. is that rain i just heard? (announcer) plus, spoiled shanteca... i need you to give me $200. (announcer) ...knows how to work her ma down to his last nerve. michael, you got two seconds! (announcer) on the next episode of "bridezillas!"

>> today on "the test"... michael lohan and his lady >> i don't know that she has cheated >> you are really trying to fetch for things because of your own guilt. >> patricia has a secret to reveal. they are back with new problems on an all new "the test". >> she wants to know if you are cheating >> michael's girlfriend wants the low-down on lohan. >> multiple women said they had been with michael >> this girl contacted me and i was five months pregnant. >> did you know this woman? >> he said he didn't but she sent me a picture of the two of them. >> i think he is cheating on me. >> is tan mom getting burned by

her husband? >> this is disgusting! >> today on "the test." [cheering] [applause] [♪] >> kirk: welcome to the "the test" i'm kirk krk. lindsey lohan's drama-prone father is back to take the test again. this time it's for problems with his on again off again fiancee kate major. the couple welcomed a baby boy into the world. however things have been far from blissful for kate and michael. we know about michael and dina's past >> i'm here for him to clear the air. >> and now, michael's relationship with his fiancee kate major may be doomed to the same fate.

the couple has been making headlines but in all the wrong ways. she accuses him of domestic violence. they both struggled with drug addictions and now, they are both accusing each other of cheating. both say they are ready to take the test to find out the truth once and for all. before walking down the aisle. >> is there any -- >> we will see. >> kirk: today, kate major and michael lohan are ready to sit down together in their first ever television interview. i will talk to them in a private setting where we put michael to the test and we put his fiancee kate to the test, too. tan mom is back as well. i will be talking to her later. first, let's start with kate. kate, tell me what is going on >> michael and i have been dating on and off and now we are engaged since 2009. i've known him since 2006. and we were friends for a while and then we started dating each

other and became engaged april 2010. >> kirk: and you've had a rocky relationship on again off again? >> yeah, we've gone through a lot together. as friends you know for years before we were romantically involved. and then we did have a actual mutual to us relationship for a while. ced cheating. >> at one point michael was arrested for domestic violence? >> we had gotten. >> kirk: what happened there? >> we had gotten into an argument in tampa. and i'm not really sure what it was over. yeah, it was a bad night. >> kirk: and the police were called >> yes. yes. >> kirk: and there's been accusations of cheating on both sides throughout the relationship? >> i don't really think michael would accuse me of anything. it was more me trusting him. because i would like see that he would talk to other women behind

my back. i never was talking to another guy for him to think that when we were together. but then we ended up getting separated. and during that time, he had slept with another woman. and our whole thing was as long as that we don't sleep with someone else we'll try to work through things. so when i found out through a third party that he had been sleeping with this woman he denied it, cometely denied it. she was crazy. and then he ended up admitting to me that it was true. >> kirk: so he has cheated on you? >> we were separated at the time. we were not living together we were living apart but we were still seeing each other. i wasn't with anyone else >> kirk: and he wasn't supposed to be? >> right. i didn't think he was. >> kirk: so you do not call that cheating? >> no, there's that fine line of separation but i certainly