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you need to leave jokes to people like me and adam sandler. - i wouldn't let... adam sandler...g for launch! - what? there was no drill ordered! - it's no drill, sir. the russians are saying their missiles are going online as well, and it isn't their doing! - what the hell is going on? - attention, humans. i am funnybot. the extermination of all life on earth shall now commence. all nuclear devices in the united states and russia are being prepared to launch. this is the setup to the joke. prepare for punchline in five minutes. awkwardness in 5.4 minutes. i am funnybot. - i have just been briefed that the end of our country is imminent. good-bye, everybody. i am going to spend my final minutes on this earth with my loved ones watching a tyler perry movie. i know. it's embarrassing. but i simply can't help myself. - stop it now--aah! no use, guys. he's got some kind of defense mechanism. - we've got to get it away from that control panel. does anybody have any ideas? - except for jimmy, because he clearly comes up with the worst ideas in the world. - wait! wait a minute. what abo
you need to leave jokes to people like me and adam sandler. - i wouldn't let... adam sandler...g for launch! - what? there was no drill ordered! - it's no drill, sir. the russians are saying their missiles are going online as well, and it isn't their doing! - what the hell is going on? - attention, humans. i am funnybot. the extermination of all life on earth shall now commence. all nuclear devices in the united states and russia are being prepared to launch. this is the setup to the joke....
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fifty-year-old adam sandler does not have an oscar or other prestigious awards, but he has great loveft the main stars of hollywood far behind and became the highest paid actor. in the twenty-third year, sandler. earned $73 million; before that , he was at the top of the forbes list only once in 2002, thanks to the success of the comedy, love knocks you down and you become a millionaire in captivity. sandler has consistently made money in this genre since 2014, doing it exclusively on the netflix platform. the management of the streaming service says that there is never too much sandler, just last year they released four projects with his participation, this is a murder in paris, a continuation of a comedy detective story. a mysterious murder, where jennifer aniston again became his partner. comedy and don’t even think about coming to my batmitzvah, where he starred with his wife and daughters, cartoon leo, a newly released sci-fi astronaut in which his hero experiences personal drama on the edge of the solar system. according to netflix estimates, in the first half of 23 alone, viewe
fifty-year-old adam sandler does not have an oscar or other prestigious awards, but he has great loveft the main stars of hollywood far behind and became the highest paid actor. in the twenty-third year, sandler. earned $73 million; before that , he was at the top of the forbes list only once in 2002, thanks to the success of the comedy, love knocks you down and you become a millionaire in captivity. sandler has consistently made money in this genre since 2014, doing it exclusively on the...
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adam sandler calling him, the nicest guy you could know.saying good-bye to the famous hotel on the vegas strip. elvis, frank sinatra, elizabeth taylor all helped make it famous. type 2 diabetes? discover the ozempic® tri-zone. ♪ ♪ i got the power of 3. i lowered my a1c, cv risk, and lost some weight. in studies, the majority of people reached an a1c under 7 and maintained it. i'm under 7. ozempic® lowers the risk of major cardiovascular events such as stroke, heart attack, or death in...
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it's like the movie that -- the adam sandler movie. everyday repeats. >> jesse what you think of the idea of swapping her out? >> i'm here for a judge. i think it would be the best thing in this race needs a little of that. you have to talk to the husbands first but i'm sure they would be fine with it. the story here is that the dnc ran a focus group on her and then leaked it to cnn. thank about it. why de -- why did they have to leak this? it's an internal expensive focus group to help improve and understand the ticket. then they just dropped this to cnn. that tells me they both don't like kamala. it also tells me and because i'm reading a book about emotional intelligence, i renew all this anyway but you have to brush up. you are not supposed to laugh at your own jokes. you are just not. if you ever catch me doing it i'm not very emotionally intelligent. >> this is what she should be doing also. to change the way people think about you, you have to change substance i like her, she is smart. i don't think she's being put in areas where she can be at he
it's like the movie that -- the adam sandler movie. everyday repeats. >> jesse what you think of the idea of swapping her out? >> i'm here for a judge. i think it would be the best thing in this race needs a little of that. you have to talk to the husbands first but i'm sure they would be fine with it. the story here is that the dnc ran a focus group on her and then leaked it to cnn. thank about it. why de -- why did they have to leak this? it's an internal expensive focus group to...
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there was a first script where drew barrymore who reached out to adam sandler. >> i have breaking news "happy gilmore 2" is what you are saying? understood. it's looking good. >> see it is teeing off soon. >> i bet she has really good sources. >> "billy madison." >> same genre. >>> up next is wrestlemania 40. it is taking place tonight and tomorrow in philadelphia. for the first time in 12 years, the rock will be in the ring. he is teaming up with roman rains and my favorite seth rollins. ihave my seth outfit. we have the same purple bedazzled pants. i thought you might say no. in case, cody rhodes has a message. >> why should laura and peter watch wrestlemania? >> it is the biggest spectacle in all of sports and entertainment. it is a culmination of the last few years and fans being there for every year and watch wrestle mania to see me become the undisputed universal champion. >> it not, you will come after them? >> 100%. >> he makes a strong pitch. >> you have been warned. you can catch wrestlemania streaming live on peacock. it is owned by nbc universal. 7:00 p.m. both nights. i'm
there was a first script where drew barrymore who reached out to adam sandler. >> i have breaking news "happy gilmore 2" is what you are saying? understood. it's looking good. >> see it is teeing off soon. >> i bet she has really good sources. >> "billy madison." >> same genre. >>> up next is wrestlemania 40. it is taking place tonight and tomorrow in philadelphia. for the first time in 12 years, the rock will be in the ring. he is...
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it's like the movie, adam sandler, every move he repeats, it's a new day, got to show him the paper andhe issue. >> judge jeanine: jesse, what do you think of the idea of swapping her out, kamala out? >> jesse: wife swap? >> judge jeanine: not wife swap, jesse. >> jesse: aoc for kamala. it would be one of the best things in this race needs a little wife swap. we would have to talk to the husband's first but i am sure they would be fine with it. the story here, judge, the dnc ran a focus group on kamala and then leaked it to cnn. think about it. why'd they half to leaked this? this is an internal, expensive, focus group to help improve and understand the ticket. and then they just dropped the dirt to cnn. that tells me cnn and the dnc both don't like kamala. >> judge jeanine: okay. >> jesse: it also tells me -- and because i am reading a book about emotional intelligence, i already knew all of this anyway but you have to brush up -- you are not supposed to laugh at your own jokes. you are just not. so if you ever catch me doing it, i'm not very emotionally intelligent. >> judge jeanine:
it's like the movie, adam sandler, every move he repeats, it's a new day, got to show him the paper andhe issue. >> judge jeanine: jesse, what do you think of the idea of swapping her out, kamala out? >> jesse: wife swap? >> judge jeanine: not wife swap, jesse. >> jesse: aoc for kamala. it would be one of the best things in this race needs a little wife swap. we would have to talk to the husband's first but i am sure they would be fine with it. the story here, judge, the...