berlioz, berlioz got hit by a tram, now on the patriarch's, what the hell , got hit by a tram, what,, miss, miss, it is necessary now, without leaving the spot, to compose a collective telegram and send it immediately. how can we help him, by leaving us hungry, well, don’t waste a chicken cutlet, damn it, but we’re alive, not bad, oh, what’s wrong with you? ivan nikolaevich, what’s the matter with him, citizen, what do you want? homeless friend? great roads! “first with the cotern, then here on the armored vehicle, don’t let him in, but i waved over the fence , what did he say? according to literature, listen to me everyone, something happened, he appeared, catch him immediately before he does indescribable devils, who appeared, a consultant, and this consultant has now killed misha berlioz and the patriarchs, he’s to blame, he’s to blame, tell me more precisely, how he killed him, who killed him? a foreign consultant, professor and spy, what’s his name? surname? that’s the last name, yes, how could i know his last name, i didn’t see the last name on the business card, i remember onl

statement, last night i came with ma berlioz, who later died in patriarchal ore.e. varenukha didn’t return? where from? i myself know where it comes from. well, for what, for what? a foreign artist has arrived. oh my god, my god. so, citizens, now the famous foreign artist misya woland will perform before you. a session of black magic, well, you and i understand that it does not exist in the world at all, but simply maestro woland is highly proficient in the technique of magic tricks, which will be clear from the most interesting part, that is, the revelation this technique, let's ask mr. woland. chair for me. you were right, my dear, the townspeople have changed significantly, outwardly, i say, like the city itself, however. these, what are they, trams, cars, buses appeared, a foreign artist expresses his admiration for moscow, which has grown technically, and also for muscovites, did i express admiration, you did not express any admiration at all, so what does this person say? he simply lied. congratulations, mr. liar. but of course i'm not so interested buses,

i'll turn it on. chairman of the housing association basol, come on. where is the office of the late berlioz vrita lekhadiev, but he is not here now. the manuscripts of the deceased will be taken for disassembly, his living space becomes at the disposal of the housing association, things are subject to storage in the specified area until the announcement of heirs. got it, got it, got it, we have it. after all, it’s also the anniversary of 10 years of marriage, dad, dad, hello, this is for slavik, what is it, gril, i had the right to know that you have a child, this is a painted doll , your misha has no longer settled, dmitry mazurov, i don’t i could leave him alone at home, but where is his mother? she left, well, let me sit with him, raisa ryazanova, and you can let the nanny go, will somehow go on without you, which means i’m just a nanny, well, i’m confused, well , it’s all over between us, now forever, get up, someone else’s child, mother, premiere on saturday on rtr, definitely reads minds or not, premiere, anna ostrovskaya , the investigative committee , she has special gifts, who does

and most importantly, it is not clear who needs berlioz’s head for what.his brass one, you know me, but i don’t know you and you margarit nikolaevna, i see, you hate me, i know, how do you know me, and yet? i was sent to you on business, you want to arrest me, what’s wrong, since i started talking, i’ll definitely arrest you, i just have business with you, what’s the matter, i was sent to invite you to visit a very noble foreigner this evening . a new breed of street pimp has emerged. stupid, bastard, the darkness that came from the mediterranean sea covered the city hated by the procurator , rashalaim, the great city, also disappeared, as if not existed in the world, you too will be lost with your burnt notebook of dried roses, well , sit here alone and beg him that... i’m not from any institution, my name is azazella, but that doesn’t tell you anything. i understood correctly, you are hinting that i can find out about him there, i’m going, i’m going anywhere, these women are difficult people, why should i, for example, let a hippopotamus go, he’s charmin

well, in our country, probably , first of all, they will remember this berlioz, and not hector berliozokay, today we want to say goodbye, well, apparently for a while, to the development forum, today is his last day of work, for us, of course , he is primarily interested in ukrainian topics, and you yesterday you were a prophet, you talked about these sores, yes, that is, this is one, yes , there was one topic, the second was the adventure of a bearded boy. but simply , in principle , in this ukrainian part, we can sum up what the western press is doing, we also looked at it carefully, listened, read it, and now we want to share it with you. the chinese delegation in davos refused to negotiate with representatives of ukraine, writes politico, clarifying that the decision not to intersect with the terrorist president zelensky was a conscious one lack of time in the schedule has nothing to do with what became... quote an unpleasant surprise for kiev. zelensky himself said offendedly that he had no intention of meeting with the chinese prime minister, saying that this was not his level at

yes, this is why the meeting will not take place, absolutely right, this is woland saying to berliozth milk. cappuccina is probably depicted, cappuccina is coffee, which is traditionally made with milk, why are there things lying around, and the third prompt, yes, water, a puddle, that is, the milk flowed out, a puddle formed, no, well, milk, the first two were like to spill, the second, or rather the first, spilled, the second milk, and the third clue is just , well, on... the road, well, puddles on the asphalt here , yes, here you are scolding the rain, puddles on the asphalt , forget this, this is bad, the tram , annushka, is good, very good, well, i have something, i also have oil, of course, well, no, no , it’s vegetable , naturally, naturally, well, my friends, it’s easy, somehow, and unobtrusively, you split the fourth round and that means we have 160 in the bank. there is still one round ahead, the last round, in which you can replenish our bank, increase jackpot, fifth round, star question round, straight now, let's go, the fifth round, everything is the same, again 4 minute

i met a mysterious person, a foreigner, not a foreigner, but who knew in advance about the death of berliozo was stabbed to death by a tram yesterday in front of me on the patriarch's wife, that same mysterious citizen, an acquaintance of pontius pilate, it was he, so he he said in advance that annushka spilled the sunflower oil, and he slipped on that very spot, how do you like it, who is this annushka, but annushka is completely unimportant here, the devil knows who she is, some garden fool. the important thing is that he knew in advance, you know, in advance about this sunflower oil, you understand, i understand me perfectly, don’t worry , continue, i continue, so this scary guy, he lies that he is a consultant, has superhuman strength, for example, you will chase him, but it is not possible to catch up with him , moreover... there are a couple more with him, also good, but in their own way, one long, checkered, broken glass and cat of incredible size, riding independently in a tram, and most importantly, he was personally on the balcony of pontius pilate, in which there is no doubt that

berlioz is played by evgeny knyazev, korovieva, yuri kolokolnikov, and the hippopotamus is a joint worksha and his computer double. according to the script, a famous writer living in moscow in the thirties. becomes an outcast in literary circles, performances based on his play are criticized and removed from the repertoire, the writer meets margarita and , inspired by this relationship , writes a new novel in which woland becomes the main character. the film's budget exceeded 1 billion 200 million rub. this is one of the most expensive domestic films. the film had many production problems. at some point , even the director himself and the actors did not believe that it would make it to the screens. the same mystical bad luck accompanied other film adaptations, and roman bulgakov himself, as you know, had a difficult fate. the writer worked on it from the late twenties until his death in the forties, burned the first version of the book and never had time to complete it, bulgakov’s widow elena sergeevna brought it to mind, it was published masters and margarita in the ussr only in 1967 .