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you are bochkin, i am bochkin , so what?partment to clarify some circumstances , i’m not going anywhere, you see, i’m at work, i have a client, get out of here, go, don’t be distracted , don’t be distracted, go, go, go, that’s it looks like resistance to law enforcement officers pavel petrovich, maybe call alexander ivanovich, where are you going as a citizen? good afternoon, citizen, boss, what issue are you talking about? i have come to give up urgently, in short, i can’t do this more, let's take it in order, your last name, here is krivasheev, my last name, semyon petrovich, the lads are calling, crooked, and what have you done, citizen, crooked, slaughter is on me, boss. he killed a woman, in short, come on, register me as it should be, come on, which woman, and where, where they killed, where, where, on the street. in the car, so why did they kill? for money , so to speak, for the purpose of profit, it’s still good that you came, it means that the person in you is still alive, boss, let’s formalize it as it should be, a
you are bochkin, i am bochkin , so what?partment to clarify some circumstances , i’m not going anywhere, you see, i’m at work, i have a client, get out of here, go, don’t be distracted , don’t be distracted, go, go, go, that’s it looks like resistance to law enforcement officers pavel petrovich, maybe call alexander ivanovich, where are you going as a citizen? good afternoon, citizen, boss, what issue are you talking about? i have come to give up urgently, in short, i can’t do this...
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bochkin, great, arrange it person. what is this statement? have a seat, pickpocket.r was stolen, and he laughs at human grief , according to the rule you have to drive, then no one will steal anything from anyone, you are sobbing, a persistent traffic violator, but they evacuated, well, thank god, and i i thought it was stolen, you have a parking ticket on your phone , call, yeah, thank you, fill it out, it’s the wallet he stole, we had a good time, that’s how it was... three, one killed, where are the other two search? i don’t think they ran to our duty room, just to write. so where is the expert? you need to roll your fingers. it’s necessary, vanya, it’s necessary, now everything will be, i’m looking for an expert. yes, i know how it was. they ran out of vodka, they went to the store, got into an argument on the way, and created a crime scene for us. yes, it’s very similar to the truth, i don’t understand where it’s blowing like that from? vanya, there is a bedroom and the windows face the other side, the windows are wide open , there are shoes on the windowsill, t
bochkin, great, arrange it person. what is this statement? have a seat, pickpocket.r was stolen, and he laughs at human grief , according to the rule you have to drive, then no one will steal anything from anyone, you are sobbing, a persistent traffic violator, but they evacuated, well, thank god, and i i thought it was stolen, you have a parking ticket on your phone , call, yeah, thank you, fill it out, it’s the wallet he stole, we had a good time, that’s how it was... three, one killed,...
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bochkin, is it that they are sitting in front of the department, drinking, figure out who is sitting,or the residents of nizhny novgorod was prepared by the builders who were repairing the underground passage.
bochkin, is it that they are sitting in front of the department, drinking, figure out who is sitting,or the residents of nizhny novgorod was prepared by the builders who were repairing the underground passage.
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ah, bochkin. yes, bochkin. yes, he's just such a slime. let's talk about victoria.ent. well, the teacher is enough. hello. hello. quite average, although there are no special complaints, goodbye, well, the rest is just nitpicking, but how did the staff receive her? exactly, this is probably the most accurate definition, although sometimes they call her dormouse, dormouse, why? i fell asleep a couple of times in class, i had an assignment for my students, i sleep at the table, is it really possible? under the hubbub of students, do you know modern students, so that the teacher does not wake up, they are ready to keep quiet, well , maybe she often falls asleep, no? well, sometimes it happens, it’s clear, that means she’s calm, efficient, sleepy, thank you very much, before goodbye, goodbye, all the best, i will give this music to you in the new year forever, december 31st on nн. for everyone who thought that we were on broadway, no, this is a mask show, brand new masks, the jury’s favorite, the mask inspires us, incredible duets, what a fabulous duet took place. i’m i
ah, bochkin. yes, bochkin. yes, he's just such a slime. let's talk about victoria.ent. well, the teacher is enough. hello. hello. quite average, although there are no special complaints, goodbye, well, the rest is just nitpicking, but how did the staff receive her? exactly, this is probably the most accurate definition, although sometimes they call her dormouse, dormouse, why? i fell asleep a couple of times in class, i had an assignment for my students, i sleep at the table, is it really...
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major bochkin, the new duty officer, and you? ah, that's it, lieutenant colonel solovets. yet, can i contact you? no, his mobile phones are down to the network. good morning, oleg georgievich. good, good, that's what. our town officials have disappeared, i mean, in that sense, boris, comrade colonel calls him, but he doesn’t pick up the phone, he hasn’t come yet, but this doesn’t look like igor sergeevich, that’s right, maybe he can call mizhlyakin, straight away to the general, well they're friends they are just the boss of their subordinates, well, yes, good man, general, this is a lieutenant colonel. solovets, and you don’t know, colonel of the gorods, he’s oleg georoch, i’m sorry, it’s not up to you, here we have something like this, some kind of nonsense, but if it concerned us, then there would already be a lot of inspectors here, that’s for sure, here’s a little gem . oh, something like hell, i slept for 3 hours, i didn’t sleep more, but you’re so beautiful, i tried, come here, what if he’s there for... well, will he ever come out when the food runs out? what are yo
major bochkin, the new duty officer, and you? ah, that's it, lieutenant colonel solovets. yet, can i contact you? no, his mobile phones are down to the network. good morning, oleg georgievich. good, good, that's what. our town officials have disappeared, i mean, in that sense, boris, comrade colonel calls him, but he doesn’t pick up the phone, he hasn’t come yet, but this doesn’t look like igor sergeevich, that’s right, maybe he can call mizhlyakin, straight away to the general, well...
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i was on duty in an operational vehicle, so i was on duty, i only asked bochkin for half an hour foris, of course , is an emergency, so, i understand, the pistol was taken away, the uniform was taken, i also understand, in they can help her go, that's right, but why did you take off your socks, they 're bastards, gans, they're just for the sake of mockery , probably, let's get into the car quickly, well, there's something interesting, nothing special, a military id, notebooks, a counting pad, gas. electricity, look, the electricity bill for may is 12 thousand, this is for june 13 thousand, for july it’s already 18 thousand, so what, well, a person spent kilowatts, so what if a normal consumer doesn’t burn that much, maybe he’s not normal, there’s something here... that’s not the case, so here’s the power cable, it goes further. this is where it leads to the shower, yes it’s definitely a shower, it's blowing, come on, now. look at the catacombs, wow, what is this, he did experiments here, no, not experiments. this is a drug laboratory. look, this greatly expands the range of motivatio
i was on duty in an operational vehicle, so i was on duty, i only asked bochkin for half an hour foris, of course , is an emergency, so, i understand, the pistol was taken away, the uniform was taken, i also understand, in they can help her go, that's right, but why did you take off your socks, they 're bastards, gans, they're just for the sake of mockery , probably, let's get into the car quickly, well, there's something interesting, nothing special, a military id, notebooks, a counting pad,...
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bochkin, you fell from the oak tree, or what?rei vasilyevich, please send him out, yes, be so kind, uh-huh, oh that’s what you are, alberto eduardovich, but it looks like, by the way, he wanted to apologize for this incident, with photographs, well, because... my personal colleagues pulled me into this cute prank, oh well, it’s okay, idiots of me, really, in this newspaper they made me, well, that’s it, cute colleagues, a photo for memory, come on, go to the sofa, sit down, please, yes, but listen, i dug up such a function on my phone, i need to take a photo, well, go ahead, sit down, guys, there are some similarities, of course, whatever happens in nature, i’ll dig it up now, now. ready, i’m filming, the spirals actually have a decent evidence base, there are about eighty versions, or rather only about, let alone the circumstances, speaking. rose, rose, oh, what is it? it's me, vinel! rosa georgievna, open up! what a deaf aunt! rose! oh, my god, call the police. hello, hello, police, please, please, come quickly, an autopsy is n
bochkin, you fell from the oak tree, or what?rei vasilyevich, please send him out, yes, be so kind, uh-huh, oh that’s what you are, alberto eduardovich, but it looks like, by the way, he wanted to apologize for this incident, with photographs, well, because... my personal colleagues pulled me into this cute prank, oh well, it’s okay, idiots of me, really, in this newspaper they made me, well, that’s it, cute colleagues, a photo for memory, come on, go to the sofa, sit down, please, yes,...
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eh, bochkin, bochkin, so, in general, i was urgently called to the main headquarters, gather all the primary personnel for my arrival, you know, it’s a resonant matter, but it needs to be right on the porch, and georgy, well, don’t worry, as soon as we’ve dug up something , i’ll report right away, try, well, there’s a cartridge case , yes, they found it, all four, 9 mm, yeah? the tt is definitely not big, where did they shoot from? they were shooting from somewhere on the road, from behind the trees, they were shooting, quickly, quickly, everything i heard means it was a professional, there are still some traces, we need to look at the cameras, and nikita’s cameras is engaged, so guys, look, this is the moment of shooting, and that’s all. yes, not too much. well, by the way, not so little. firstly, the car was black, or dark. and secondly, there were at least two of them. and thirdly, i'll try to increase it. oh, right. and, oh, that’s all we were able to establish from our cameras. well, oleg yurovich, the camera is old, the detail is poor, it appears there when you zoom in. noise,
eh, bochkin, bochkin, so, in general, i was urgently called to the main headquarters, gather all the primary personnel for my arrival, you know, it’s a resonant matter, but it needs to be right on the porch, and georgy, well, don’t worry, as soon as we’ve dug up something , i’ll report right away, try, well, there’s a cartridge case , yes, they found it, all four, 9 mm, yeah? the tt is definitely not big, where did they shoot from? they were shooting from somewhere on the road, from...
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the authorities warn you, oh, well, finally, cherdyntsev, boris, we can just talk between us, major bochkin, murder, now write down the address, you did the job, walk safely, so leva, be careful, we part ways, are you going to have a date? why did you decide this? yes , i see right through you, the working day has already ended for half an hour, and you are still here, so, leva, take a note with you, write it down, a woman is a feminine being, her heavy the burden of staying with a woman, even if she hasn’t slept for a couple of days, and she has to jolt home alone for 3 hours in the subway, i’ll take into account, my god, she’s just a philosopher operative, sign up for me, let me introduce you, the new duty officer, major bochkin, is starting to work of tomorrow, and this is margalita potapenko, very nice, this is igor krymov, very nice, very nice, igor, and this is lev pirogovsky, very nice, very nice, well, good luck in your work and you can’t say enough, let’s go, oh, oh it's murder on us, that's it. thank you borenko for not forgetting about us, margot, you’ll have to cancel your plans
the authorities warn you, oh, well, finally, cherdyntsev, boris, we can just talk between us, major bochkin, murder, now write down the address, you did the job, walk safely, so leva, be careful, we part ways, are you going to have a date? why did you decide this? yes , i see right through you, the working day has already ended for half an hour, and you are still here, so, leva, take a note with you, write it down, a woman is a feminine being, her heavy the burden of staying with a woman, even...
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course, i just stopped at one place on the way, but they haven’t hanged me yet, and you do you think, bochkinr of the dining car, yes, but what happened? yeah, well, everything is clear, hi, what happened? yes, anton mironovich, he’s completely crazy about this godly restaurant, but he ’s crazy about the roll, and not about the restaurant, you’ll sign the statements, of course, well, like pasha’s suit, such a class, can you imagine, barely i persuaded him to go for an interview today, nothing... i’ll do the repairs, lord, when you manage to do everything, both at work and at home, it’s crazy, hello, you’re alina ivanovna, no, what does that mean, no, that means that i’m albina ivanovna, okay , it doesn’t matter now, listen, i’m behind the train, i urgently need to get to moscow on the next train, well, actually... you didn’t fall behind, but got off yourself, and somehow you have to knock, so, girl, is it possible now not to not get involved in our conversation, okay, so, calm down, uh something happened to you, listen, what a difference, a big difference, because now i ’ll write you a ticket
course, i just stopped at one place on the way, but they haven’t hanged me yet, and you do you think, bochkinr of the dining car, yes, but what happened? yeah, well, everything is clear, hi, what happened? yes, anton mironovich, he’s completely crazy about this godly restaurant, but he ’s crazy about the roll, and not about the restaurant, you’ll sign the statements, of course, well, like pasha’s suit, such a class, can you imagine, barely i persuaded him to go for an interview today,...