and dancing. - no, i think the girls just like that bridon kid,kid, no matter what he does.t ho no,-- no, no, wait!- we just got good at this! ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from the most trusted journalists at comedy central... it's america's only source for news. this is "the daily show" with your host, jon stewart! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jon: we are back! we did it! we are back! welcome to "the daily show!" my name is jon stewart. we've got an unbelievable program prepared for you tonight! gary clark jr. will be here! we have the smoke machine going. before we get to that, let's bring a little meaning into all of our lives! i don't know what i'm talking about. let's get to the big news today! breathless anticipation at trump tower over an important and perhaps earthshaking development in the world of former president donald j. trump. >> celebrations are underway for former president trump after claiming he won two golf trophies at his west palm beach club. >> jon: that's right, woke libs! you think donald trump is a loser? well, would a loser brag about winning a g