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egorovna, claudia egorovna. and not only mother-in-law and son-in-law, there are also other relativeso, your son cooked it , yes, well, nothing, nothing, delicious. delicious, delicious, everything is serious in the relationship between the viewer and the artist, if there are comic situations, then only in the sketches of these artists, meet valentina korkina and viktor ostrolukhov in our parade of humor. i want to immediately share with you this one joy, you know, soon valentina has a birthday, an anniversary, such heavenly beauty, you can say, you know, i don’t know what to give her, that’s what to buy her for such a wonderful date, i want i should consult with you, maybe you can give me a hint, huh? what's better than anything for a woman looking so chic? to give an anniversary, but what’s more daring, he says, i’m in love with diamonds, why do you need diamonds, explain to me who you’re going to lure, who you wanted to lure, he lured him a long time ago, well, after all, with a bench like that ... that’s for the soul, what you want , say, vasya, vasya, vasya, vasya, va, give me so
egorovna, claudia egorovna. and not only mother-in-law and son-in-law, there are also other relativeso, your son cooked it , yes, well, nothing, nothing, delicious. delicious, delicious, everything is serious in the relationship between the viewer and the artist, if there are comic situations, then only in the sketches of these artists, meet valentina korkina and viktor ostrolukhov in our parade of humor. i want to immediately share with you this one joy, you know, soon valentina has a...
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egorovna, my mother won’t teach you anything bad, but these were flowers, my husband says: dear, before how's the banana? parade of humor, sunday on rtr. made a wish, and i guessed plans, hopes, dreams, everything changed at once, i killed my husband, and everyone should be responsible for their actions, something is wrong in her case, she is kind, she is warm-hearted, well, it’s okay, it will bloom on our hammer grandma, your cherished wish will definitely come true, i love you i love you, i want to be with you. when will the blasphemer bloom? today on rtr. around the world on a loaf. a married couple from germany has been traveling around the world in a uaz for several years. marius and mellie converted it into a motorhome and even had a wedding in it, changing everything, the windshield, the seat, the lights, the wiring. the main test. she passed through the sands of the sahara , she coped, then she traveled around greece, albania, tunisia, austria and italy, in general she told the world, the guys say that they love their home on wheels with all their hearts and would not change it.
egorovna, my mother won’t teach you anything bad, but these were flowers, my husband says: dear, before how's the banana? parade of humor, sunday on rtr. made a wish, and i guessed plans, hopes, dreams, everything changed at once, i killed my husband, and everyone should be responsible for their actions, something is wrong in her case, she is kind, she is warm-hearted, well, it’s okay, it will bloom on our hammer grandma, your cherished wish will definitely come true, i love you i love you,...
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egorovna, mother to the bad won’t teach you, but they were flowers, the husband says, dear, before theerwear, sports slippers, sugar, afinate, crackers, soap, so who are you anyway, me ? staroseltsev vasily petrovich strangled his wife yesterday, have you all gone crazy, well, there is a little, you call it a condition effect, wheels, wheels, beautiful steering wheel, sasha, what's wrong? oh, come out! do you know that masha surrendered to the police yesterday? what? she stated that she killed aunt vera because she did not allow you to get married. what? verochka served as a supervisor in our zone, and she turned my whole life into one continuous one. prison sentence i wanted to live like a human being, at least a little, you were fishing, well, i went, forgot the fishing line, came back, what is fishing without a fishing line, but vera started a scandal, threw a pillow at me with passion, i threw the pillow raised, and what time exactly did this happen? god knows, but we all leave by nine, it turns out that somewhere at the beginning of ten in the morning, more precisely, i can’t say,
egorovna, mother to the bad won’t teach you, but they were flowers, the husband says, dear, before theerwear, sports slippers, sugar, afinate, crackers, soap, so who are you anyway, me ? staroseltsev vasily petrovich strangled his wife yesterday, have you all gone crazy, well, there is a little, you call it a condition effect, wheels, wheels, beautiful steering wheel, sasha, what's wrong? oh, come out! do you know that masha surrendered to the police yesterday? what? she stated that she...
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egorovna, mom won’t teach you anything bad, but these were flowers, the husband says: dear, before thewill you be with me in ride the bus all day? today, daughter, where is the world heading? are you so calmly ready to accept that our son is dating a trolleybus driver? bus? no, humor and medicine. a person was asked why you became a doctor? he replied: i didn’t have much of a choice, i graduated from medical school. a note on the door of the local therapist. there will be no reception from march 16 to march 20. all the symptoms of the disease and their treatment are available on the internet. a man comes to the doctor, there is a carrot in his mouth, a banana in his ear, a cucumber sticking out from behind, the doctor tells him: “eh, my friend, you’re not eating right, dialogue in the doctor’s office with the ladies, undress to the waist, top or bottom,” top, bottom, let’s be about.” think, this is a specialist, what should i do? elena ivanovna, yes, invite me, please. was this crazy intern called in, i want to talk to him very seriously? yes, i’m waiting for you, young man, you’ve onl
egorovna, mom won’t teach you anything bad, but these were flowers, the husband says: dear, before thewill you be with me in ride the bus all day? today, daughter, where is the world heading? are you so calmly ready to accept that our son is dating a trolleybus driver? bus? no, humor and medicine. a person was asked why you became a doctor? he replied: i didn’t have much of a choice, i graduated from medical school. a note on the door of the local therapist. there will be no reception from...
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tesha, well, that’s what i call her, otherwise she’s claudia egorovna.okay there were flowers. the husband says: darling, before the wedding you said that you could cook. can you peel the potatoes, wife, but how do they peel them, like a tangerine or like a banana? parade of humor, sunday on rtr. young man, what do you have again? forgive me. please, my importunity, but i need your help again, if you’re not busy, of course not, i’m completely free, it’s just that my friends are delayed and asked me to light the stove, and i’m afraid that i won’t be able to, they’ve never lit it, never, wood yes, available, come on, i’ll show you how it’s done, thank you , put the newspapers down, don’t begrudge it, more kindling, these thin slivers, yeah, two or three medium-sized logs on top, there ’s a vent there on the right, you need to open it. so that there is draft, yeah, there’s a damper on top, it also needs to be opened so that air can pass through, yeah, so far everything is clear, yes, you explain it very clearly, you have matches, of course. please, set it o
tesha, well, that’s what i call her, otherwise she’s claudia egorovna.okay there were flowers. the husband says: darling, before the wedding you said that you could cook. can you peel the potatoes, wife, but how do they peel them, like a tangerine or like a banana? parade of humor, sunday on rtr. young man, what do you have again? forgive me. please, my importunity, but i need your help again, if you’re not busy, of course not, i’m completely free, it’s just that my friends are...
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egorovna, mother won’t teach you anything bad, but these were flowers, the husband says, dear, beforeg is wrong in her case, she is kind, she is warm-hearted, but nothing. in information technology in housing and communal services, i’m entitled to a separate room, i’ll buy you a ticket , let’s fly together, let’s live, i’m already looking forward to it. i’m powerless, you already have too many orders, the competition is open, budgetary funds, if we make changes to application, then they will begin to suspect something, what should we do, well, bring the office into compliance with the requirements for the tender or refuse to participate, by the way, one of these days you will install a new computer system for recording applications, i will test it, i’m divided, to whom as not you first. thank you, you are very sweet, everything i can, really, everything, i ’ll go, wait, no, no, no, no, no, but i don’t believe that he can’t do anything, maybe, well then they’ll start wondering why , and if they start digging, i’ll admit, you quarreled with him again, right? no, but it can't he can infl
egorovna, mother won’t teach you anything bad, but these were flowers, the husband says, dear, beforeg is wrong in her case, she is kind, she is warm-hearted, but nothing. in information technology in housing and communal services, i’m entitled to a separate room, i’ll buy you a ticket , let’s fly together, let’s live, i’m already looking forward to it. i’m powerless, you already have too many orders, the competition is open, budgetary funds, if we make changes to application,...
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egorovna, my mother won’t teach you anything bad, but they were flowers, my husband says: honey, yes a tangerine or like a banana, parade humor, today on rtr. my father didn't actually die. dad, you have become the only dear person in my life, i really want to introduce you to your sister, she will accept you, let’s try to be friends, help each other, she will believe in you, you have fallen in love, but he, he doesn’t like me, maybe we could we meet you someday? it will require sacrifices from you, i love you, i love you very much, we can’t be together, she’s my sister. my family, i can’t hurt her, someone else’s family on saturday on rtr, a little more, and a cheerful family braginsky will cross the threshold of his new kitchen-living room, and we really hope that they will be very happy with what they see, and we, in turn, while we are making the final preparations for this moment, are putting everything necessary in its place, now the housewives will definitely... it will be convenient prepare breakfast for my husband, who has to go to work, and the kids won’t be bored at this ti
egorovna, my mother won’t teach you anything bad, but they were flowers, my husband says: honey, yes a tangerine or like a banana, parade humor, today on rtr. my father didn't actually die. dad, you have become the only dear person in my life, i really want to introduce you to your sister, she will accept you, let’s try to be friends, help each other, she will believe in you, you have fallen in love, but he, he doesn’t like me, maybe we could we meet you someday? it will require...
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egorovna, mother will not teach bad things, but these were flowers, my husband says: darling, beforeng time to explain, but for now , look who could take the case of the death of this girl, rita valeeva. so 22 years passed, they destroyed it, i probably didn’t find it in the acts of destruction. yes. by the way, i returned home, congratulations, lisa forgave, and i just came and shook my fist, who is small in the house? head, that’s it, by the way, come and visit me in the evening, you’ll come, well, i’ll try, because, well come, please, otherwise i’m still a little scared there, uh-huh, okay, that’s it, i’m at the cemetery, what is this, what are you doing? and i need to get to the box, what do you think, i’ll agree to everything now, first the box, then the wiring, then major repairs, and i’m begging you, well, these are hands, these are dad’s wallpaper, he glued it, and i helped him , yes, their vests are old, go to get out of here, please go home, thank you very much, you helped, but you’re crazy. who took rita's file? you haven’t returned your account receipt? yeah, figure it ou
egorovna, mother will not teach bad things, but these were flowers, my husband says: darling, beforeng time to explain, but for now , look who could take the case of the death of this girl, rita valeeva. so 22 years passed, they destroyed it, i probably didn’t find it in the acts of destruction. yes. by the way, i returned home, congratulations, lisa forgave, and i just came and shook my fist, who is small in the house? head, that’s it, by the way, come and visit me in the evening, you’ll...
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egorovna, mother won’t teach you anything bad, but those were flowers, the husband says: dear, beforeincess, only in life princes don’t come, yours will come, definitely, yes, at night after work, or from some regular one, dad, dad , you see, here is your prince on a white horse, oh my god, what is this? our dad is a prince, our dad is a prince, lisa, my love, forgive me, you just, you just, you, my fool, whatever you do, now you believe that i i love you very much, of course i believe you, you embarrassed yourself in front of the whole park, it seems. hey, is anyone here? yes, there is no one here, the entire construction site has already been ransacked. there is paint, it’s unlikely that they bought something like this somewhere else, yes, there is paint, but polina is not, but if kostya took the socks with a blanket, it means she is in the basement, just the basement. littered with garbage, not all of it, wait, what if it’s there, rather, kirill needs help. you’re like, i’m normal, and now he’ll give all the money to this bastard, he ’ll kill him, today he’s going with a large sum,
egorovna, mother won’t teach you anything bad, but those were flowers, the husband says: dear, beforeincess, only in life princes don’t come, yours will come, definitely, yes, at night after work, or from some regular one, dad, dad , you see, here is your prince on a white horse, oh my god, what is this? our dad is a prince, our dad is a prince, lisa, my love, forgive me, you just, you just, you, my fool, whatever you do, now you believe that i i love you very much, of course i believe you,...
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egorovna, mother will not teach bad things, but these were flowers, the husband says: dear, before the for paternity, he needs money, not a child, cat, no, i am his father, and i will decide where he will live, with whom to communicate with whom to be friends, me, not you, from love to hate , on friday nerter, you don’t need to make an appointment with him, it’s a joke, he’ll come to your house himself, we’ll start, he’ll always help, we’ll train on how to walk on ice correctly, he’ll always tell you how to increase low blood pressure, how an air freshener can lead to asthma, how to take it correctly medicine, will always support you, a bowl of macaroni and cheese, this is a saucepan, dumplings, or a frying pan of fried potatoes with lard, you sleep, that’s how a child gossips. but i don’t advise you to do this, a doctor you can trust 100% will make you happy, well, i can’t guarantee happiness, but your health will definitely increase, dr. myasnikov, today on rtr. “your father didn’t really die, dad, you became the only relative in my life, i really want to introduce you to your sister
egorovna, mother will not teach bad things, but these were flowers, the husband says: dear, before the for paternity, he needs money, not a child, cat, no, i am his father, and i will decide where he will live, with whom to communicate with whom to be friends, me, not you, from love to hate , on friday nerter, you don’t need to make an appointment with him, it’s a joke, he’ll come to your house himself, we’ll start, he’ll always help, we’ll train on how to walk on ice correctly,...
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egorovna, mother cannot teach bad things, but those were flowers, the husband says: dear, before thetalian guest, antonello ferri, will continue our program with the song. felicità, tenersi per mano, andare lontano la felicità, tuo sguardo innocente, in mezzo alla gente, la felicità. restare vicini come bambini, la felicità, felicità, felicità, cuscino di piume, l'acqua del fiume che passa e che va, la pioggia che scende dietro le tende, la felicità, passare la luce per fare pace, la felicità, felicità, felicità, michele divino con un panino, la felicità. lasciarti un biglietto dentro cassetto la felicità cantare a due voci quanto mi piace la felicità felicità senti nell'aria c'è già la nostra canzone d'amore che fa come un pensiero che sa di felicità senti n' l'aria c'è già un raggio di sole più caldo che va come un sorriso che sa di felicità felicità una sera sorpresa la luna accesa la radio che va biglietto d'auguri pieno di cuori la felicità una telefonata non aspettata, la felicità, felicità, felicità, una spiaggia di notte, l'onda che parte la felicità, una mano sul cuore piena
egorovna, mother cannot teach bad things, but those were flowers, the husband says: dear, before thetalian guest, antonello ferri, will continue our program with the song. felicità, tenersi per mano, andare lontano la felicità, tuo sguardo innocente, in mezzo alla gente, la felicità. restare vicini come bambini, la felicità, felicità, felicità, cuscino di piume, l'acqua del fiume che passa e che va, la pioggia che scende dietro le tende, la felicità, passare la luce per fare pace, la...
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egorovna, mother of the bad won’t teach, but these were flowers, the husband says: honey, before thelife on almost all planets, only it can be in other dimensions, but there is life on a plate, this is all reality, i grew up in this, because my uncle is professor alexander dubrov, a soviet biophysicist, his books have been translated into 50 languages, and he was still studying in soviet times, and my youth occurred with close communication with him, he was 100% sure that there are aliens, they are coming, he had evidence, this it was, he directly traveled through these. in places, he communicated with people, but he also studied people with parapsychological extra abilities, when he directly showed me, i remember a photograph, he personally saw that some chinese man was given a package in his ear, he reads everything, there is a woman looking at this, yes, on plenty they begin to bend, and he was 100% sure that there are aliens, some of them will even live among us, that is, they are already among us, perhaps, yes, astrologically, this is so, when contact occurs, in fact. the issue
egorovna, mother of the bad won’t teach, but these were flowers, the husband says: honey, before thelife on almost all planets, only it can be in other dimensions, but there is life on a plate, this is all reality, i grew up in this, because my uncle is professor alexander dubrov, a soviet biophysicist, his books have been translated into 50 languages, and he was still studying in soviet times, and my youth occurred with close communication with him, he was 100% sure that there are aliens,...
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mother-in-law, well, call it that, otherwise it’s claudia egorovna. a tangerine or like a banana? parade of humor, sunday on rtr, we will decide everything ourselves, no matter what happens. now you’re threatening employees while on duty, artist, on monday on rtr. well, the yakut bull sheep, which 6 years ago were transported to magadan region under the population restoration program, they have settled in perfectly, have already produced offspring, 28 teles. now there are 50 animals on the island; musk oxen are freely ranged and attract tourists. starting in august, a guest house overlooking dawn bay will be prepared for visitors. but in addition to observing the animal. you can go on a boat tour and look at marine mammals: whales, dolphins, beluga whales, red-listed sea lions, fishing is also organized for guests, in general, i wanted to immediately pack my suitcase and go to magadan, suitcase, train station, magadan, please, not an interesting destination, but by the way, you can find activities you like closer, here farmers in the leningrad region
mother-in-law, well, call it that, otherwise it’s claudia egorovna. a tangerine or like a banana? parade of humor, sunday on rtr, we will decide everything ourselves, no matter what happens. now you’re threatening employees while on duty, artist, on monday on rtr. well, the yakut bull sheep, which 6 years ago were transported to magadan region under the population restoration program, they have settled in perfectly, have already produced offspring, 28 teles. now there are 50 animals on the...