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well, let's now look at the sunday times. >> no , cressida. >> no, cressida. >> no, cressida. >> and a catholic priest has shocked the congregation . has he shocked the congregation. has he actually preached the word of god instead of stonewall ? god instead of stonewall? >> did you say resurrection? the catholic priest and the shock sermon, father thomas mchale, the priest of our blessed lady immaculate in blackhill concert, shocked parishioners when he took to the pulpit on good friday and told the congregation that jesus had died with an erection . erection. >> i hadn't seen anthea turner on tv . on tv. >> jesus was into his sploshing, a full or partial erection has been seen in the corpses of men who have been executed. apparently partial, and particularly when they've been hung, i'm just reading from here. this is not a fact. i know it's also been seen in men who have died with fatal gunshot wounds to the brain or spinal cord. so erection during death is nothing to be ashamed of. >> they still get accused of bad behaviour. >> yeah. it's not morning glory, is it? it's quite, >> i
well, let's now look at the sunday times. >> no , cressida. >> no, cressida. >> no, cressida. >> and a catholic priest has shocked the congregation . has he shocked the congregation. has he actually preached the word of god instead of stonewall ? god instead of stonewall? >> did you say resurrection? the catholic priest and the shock sermon, father thomas mchale, the priest of our blessed lady immaculate in blackhill concert, shocked parishioners when he took to...
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cressida, what have you got for us? >> we've got andrew's ruin so prince could be evicted over the crumbling state of royal lodge. and there's a picture here with all the shabby chic paintwork. i mean, if it was in, i don't know, the south of france or tuscany or something, it would be cool, wouldn't it? it'd be kind of like ageing gracefully. but it's not. it's here. it's just the rain and the frost. and he's not taking care of it. so what does this mean? is he depressed? i mean, he's got all the reasons to be. it's a bit painful to me as somebody trying to buy my first home, i think. come on, look after it. look after it. >> are you looking to get a mortgage on a crumbling cottage? >> i wouldn't say no to anything right now, bruce. >> okay. that's fine. we have until 12, isn't it? >> something like a 30 room mansion ? mansion? >> yeah. no, it's a big yes. >> yeah. no, it's a big yes. >> well, the little. yes. they're showing you the crumbling corner here. and then they gave you the overview there and it's. >> so you t
cressida, what have you got for us? >> we've got andrew's ruin so prince could be evicted over the crumbling state of royal lodge. and there's a picture here with all the shabby chic paintwork. i mean, if it was in, i don't know, the south of france or tuscany or something, it would be cool, wouldn't it? it'd be kind of like ageing gracefully. but it's not. it's here. it's just the rain and the frost. and he's not taking care of it. so what does this mean? is he depressed? i mean, he's...
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thanks to josh and cressida. headliners is back tomorrow at 11 pm. with paul cox and lewis schaffer. unfortunately that's what it says in the zigi and if you're watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. but for now it's good night or good morning and god bless. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> good evening. welcome to your latest weather update from the met office here on gb news. another cracking day tomorrow if you like it. fine, warm and sunny. if anything a little bit warmer than today with light winds. thanks to this chunky area of high pressure. hasn't been fine everywhere today there has been these weather fronts just trickling across northern scotland, still bringing some outbreaks of rain, particularly for caithness, sutherland and spreading across the northern isles. but a patchy rain at times across aberdeenshire too . times across aberdeenshire too. but for most it's dry and fine out there. generally clear skies, a bit of mist and low cloud. returning t
thanks to josh and cressida. headliners is back tomorrow at 11 pm. with paul cox and lewis schaffer. unfortunately that's what it says in the zigi and if you're watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. but for now it's good night or good morning and god bless. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> good evening. welcome to your latest weather update from the met office here on gb news. another cracking day tomorrow if you like it. fine,...
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cressida. uk government reveals plans to bury up to 5 million tonnes of nuclear waste in a 650 foot pit in the english countryside within the next ten years, so that sounds nice, but apparently nobody wants it near them. shock. so we don't know where it's going to be yet, new plans show that a near surface facility. so that means less than sort of two 200m below the surface could be used to hold some of the uk's less dangerous nuclear waste. but i think most people, when they thinking about where they live, they want no nuclear waste , don't they. nuclear waste, don't they. that's the amount we like the sound of. yeah, but nuclear waste is much safer than it used to be. >> it's not. it's not like chernobyl when, you know, it would erupt in a big, in a big fission reaction. >> yeah. ultimately it's about because technology has evolved. and if you handle it first, at the end of the day, we need to make a decision. we can't have our cake and eat it. we don't we don't want to be depending on russia
cressida. uk government reveals plans to bury up to 5 million tonnes of nuclear waste in a 650 foot pit in the english countryside within the next ten years, so that sounds nice, but apparently nobody wants it near them. shock. so we don't know where it's going to be yet, new plans show that a near surface facility. so that means less than sort of two 200m below the surface could be used to hold some of the uk's less dangerous nuclear waste. but i think most people, when they thinking about...
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then she say no, don't be rude. >> you're being rude to cressida. oh my god, you're being condescending. >> i won't mention it. josh, you were saying i wasn't blah blah. >> i wasn't listening to it anyway . anyway. >> no, because it's this whole people don't like this serious thing . josh, was that a serious thing? >> i was gearing up for a punchline and you ruined it. >> you. >> you. >> i want to hit you in the head because you go on and on. >> remember when we had those paddles that said joke that we thought we needed for the metro? but it turns out we need for each other. yeah maybe a joke. >> sad joke. did you say funny, lewis? >> i don't know, i don't have to say anything funny. >> do you feel like funny? i don't believe any of this stuff. but that's what she said. >> is there a point? >> is there a point? >> there is a point. the point is . >> there is a point. the point is. is that. is that it doesn't matter anyway. there's going to be a new election coming in and everything is going to change. so everything that happens now, people are not g
then she say no, don't be rude. >> you're being rude to cressida. oh my god, you're being condescending. >> i won't mention it. josh, you were saying i wasn't blah blah. >> i wasn't listening to it anyway . anyway. >> no, because it's this whole people don't like this serious thing . josh, was that a serious thing? >> i was gearing up for a punchline and you ruined it. >> you. >> you. >> i want to hit you in the head because you go on and on....
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>> yes. >> yes. >> cressida, what do you do? >> cressida, what do you do? >> i do , i just never it never >> i do, i just never it never happens. >> no, not that people don't ask you out. >> and not that you're always interested . i'm not saying interested. i'm not saying you're very. >> oh, i'm getting myself in a hole here, aren't i? i think she well, what i don't do is write to a television show , and. to a television show, and. >> that's right. take it. >> that's right. take it. >> i think, amy, the worst thing you could have done is write to us. okay, let's move on to another dilemma. this is from jack and jack says, my girlfriend and i are extremely competitive with, with one another. i cannot beat her at pool another. i cannot beat her at pool. and i'm becoming really frustrated with it. it's got to the point now where i will check that the bar that we are going to doesn't have a pool table to avoid being beaten again, and it's starting to cause arguments . any advice? i think you need to get over yourself. this sounds like masculine fragility . soun
>> yes. >> yes. >> cressida, what do you do? >> cressida, what do you do? >> i do , i just never it never >> i do, i just never it never happens. >> no, not that people don't ask you out. >> and not that you're always interested . i'm not saying interested. i'm not saying you're very. >> oh, i'm getting myself in a hole here, aren't i? i think she well, what i don't do is write to a television show , and. to a television show, and. >>...
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i actually asked you, cressida, what was the answer? i started with you. i think the answer should be that we look back. i mean, personally, i'm very anti—lockdown. i think i've ranted about that quite a lot to you. i don't think it's something i would want to repeat again, but there are other people who feel that the purpose of the inquiry is to answer questions about the spread of covid. what do you think, liz, no.the covid. what do you think, liz, no. the whole thing is to just delay the last one of these these investigations. you love him here. you, like, trust some woman and say she's the woman, and then she sits like, this thing is going to cost two, £300 million. i mean, after a while, that's , you know, you're that's, you know, you're thinking about some real money there. three. and that's, that's basically the tories cocaine budget for a year. so we could be spending that money. >> i don't think that's an official statistic, is it? >> i don't think it is because i don't because the tories, because the labour spends the same amount of money. tha
i actually asked you, cressida, what was the answer? i started with you. i think the answer should be that we look back. i mean, personally, i'm very anti—lockdown. i think i've ranted about that quite a lot to you. i don't think it's something i would want to repeat again, but there are other people who feel that the purpose of the inquiry is to answer questions about the spread of covid. what do you think, liz, no.the covid. what do you think, liz, no. the whole thing is to just delay the...
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cressida is that these people have stopped us, who supposedly know better. not that i trust the police, but, you know, sometimes you want the police to do to do what you want them to do. >> and this is one thing they call them gen z activists, which is just basically grouping them into their age, which makes them sort of 2005 onwards, i think, or something of that ilk. so let's just say yes, for the purposes of the very, very young, the live television, we've got to go to a break now. >> join us in part three for the latest comedy circuit scandal, donald trump's tripadvisor reviews and the decline of erotica in hollywood, aka the death of love. see you shortly coming up from midnight through to 6 am. gb news is britain's election channel. will bring you full election coverage, including the by—election result including the by—election result in blackpool south. tom harwood. please tell us more . please tell us more. >> yes. that's right. over the last 20 hours, every single aduu last 20 hours, every single adult in england and wales has had the chance to
cressida is that these people have stopped us, who supposedly know better. not that i trust the police, but, you know, sometimes you want the police to do to do what you want them to do. >> and this is one thing they call them gen z activists, which is just basically grouping them into their age, which makes them sort of 2005 onwards, i think, or something of that ilk. so let's just say yes, for the purposes of the very, very young, the live television, we've got to go to a break now....
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steve and cressida. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast until then. good night and god bless. bye >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> hello. very good evening to you. here's your latest gb news weather update brought to you by the met office. there will be a bit of rain around at times this weekend, and also some cloud, but for many a decent amount of fine, dry and sunny weather because of an area of high pressure that's building in from the west. any rain that we saw today across the southeast that's now clearing away. so a dry picture here. however we are going to see some cloud pushing its way in from the east across eastern parts of england. as we go through the night further north, some spots of rain across parts of scotland, perhaps northern ireland two. but most places staying dry. some clear skies, especially towards the west , under skies, especially towards the west, under which skies, especially towards the west , under which temperatures west, under which temperatures will just about dip into single f
steve and cressida. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast until then. good night and god bless. bye >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> hello. very good evening to you. here's your latest gb news weather update brought to you by the met office. there will be a bit of rain around at times this weekend, and also some cloud, but for many a decent amount of fine, dry and sunny weather because of an area of high pressure that's...
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he's very undercover and undercover feminist cressida wetton. how are you both? yeah, i know it's not quite as perfect, but you're more of a difficult to pin down character than josh. >> it's good ties. you've got a haircut and you know what else is new? yes, we've got new seats, right? we've got new people are saying, what's going on? gb news? what's going with the producer? we've got new seats. we're not going anywhere here. yeah, we're doing brilliant. you don't get new seats when things aren't going good. >> but did anyone know josh ,
he's very undercover and undercover feminist cressida wetton. how are you both? yeah, i know it's not quite as perfect, but you're more of a difficult to pin down character than josh. >> it's good ties. you've got a haircut and you know what else is new? yes, we've got new seats, right? we've got new people are saying, what's going on? gb news? what's going with the producer? we've got new seats. we're not going anywhere here. yeah, we're doing brilliant. you don't get new seats when...
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cressida are. >> i mean , what what can you say >> i mean, what what can you say that nick dixon hasn't already said on twitter, it's, nothing to do with the green issues, is it that statement? >> well, i mean, if hamas starts using biofuel in their rockets, that might help the environment. >> yeah. yeah, that that level of, of firework use isn't usually approved of by green people, is it? i mean, this is i mean, bruce, this is, i don't feel like he's that focused on the sort of, you know , recycling. >> well, no, not at all, because he's wearing a leather jacket, he's wearing a leatherjacket, and that really is very dangerous for the environment. >> yeah. true enough. next up, comedian jemmy carr was criticised for being rude and arrogant towards chef clodagh mckenna this week on, this morning. let's have a look . morning. let's have a look. >> so you grab your carcase and you p0p >> so you grab your carcase and you pop it into a big saucepan, then you've got a bin, some pop it in the bin and then you put in some vegetables like carrots, scallions, celery, the chicken's done. now this
cressida are. >> i mean , what what can you say >> i mean, what what can you say that nick dixon hasn't already said on twitter, it's, nothing to do with the green issues, is it that statement? >> well, i mean, if hamas starts using biofuel in their rockets, that might help the environment. >> yeah. yeah, that that level of, of firework use isn't usually approved of by green people, is it? i mean, this is i mean, bruce, this is, i don't feel like he's that focused on the...