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but anyway, what about the daily star, then? >> the daily star? >> the daily star? >> we want to see big pictures of uranus, so some space boffins want to launch an up close and personal mission to uranus so they can photograph what's lurking there, lol , yeah. it's, lurking there, lol, yeah. it's, it's a new mission. >> why is there a picture? is that rishi sunak? it's a picture of rishi sunak. that rishi sunak? it's a picture of rishi sunak . yeah, with of rishi sunak. yeah, with a rocket on it. is that what he's going to be doing after the election? yeah. >> flying off new role as a space boffin. he is quite smart, apparently, though maybe not competent enough to be actually in space. i'm not sure i love the star. if anything ever did happen to gb news, i hope i could go and write for the star you just take. it's just a bingo game. you just take boffins. seagulls. yes, a few other terms . you just smash them up. >> i know, but i feel like the same time they've messed up this front page because in the, in the again in the left corner is elvis was in my bacon. i fe
but anyway, what about the daily star, then? >> the daily star? >> the daily star? >> we want to see big pictures of uranus, so some space boffins want to launch an up close and personal mission to uranus so they can photograph what's lurking there, lol , yeah. it's, lurking there, lol, yeah. it's, it's a new mission. >> why is there a picture? is that rishi sunak? it's a picture of rishi sunak. that rishi sunak? it's a picture of rishi sunak . yeah, with of rishi sunak....
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the daily mirror my six fixes for britain and the daily star , britain and the daily star, doctor doolittle we can chinwag with the eighth. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest josh howie and paul cox, headliners we'll be back tomorrow with andrew doyle, nick dixon and scott capurro . it's dixon and scott capurro. it's the dream team if you're watching a five, stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise thank you. good night . good night. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> evening. welcome to your latest weather update from the met office here on gb news. sunny spells for many tomorrow, but there will be some heavy showers across the south yet again. northern scotland may well see the highest temperatures low pressure dominating down to the southwest, and this weather fronts provided a thicker zone of cloud across central areas that rain from that weather front, though, is tending to peter out, as are the heavier showers we saw earlier. just a bit of rain just returning to parts of the east coast as we go through the night. for many it will be a
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they never give you any information in the daily star though. i love the daily star. they never give you enough information to think and maybe upset your day in the day. >> well, we know women are going elsewhere for abortions. they're having those at home, so it must be another reason, right? >> yeah, maybe they're looking for new guys. yeah, it could be. well, that's the end of part one. but in a surprise move, part two follows next when we'll talk about the election, the election and maybe a little bit about the election welcome back to headliners. i'm stephen allen, here with two men, both known for their fondness of meat, louis schaefer and scott capurro. and we are hosting a night with the headliners live. and you can join us for an evening of comedy with andrew doyle, leo kearse, simon evans and josh howie will be none of us, none of us, none of the ones on this. apparently b team will be there. for more information, scan the qr code on the screen or visit gb news. com right louis to the daily mail nigel farage is leaving gb news. everyone's asking the big impo
they never give you any information in the daily star though. i love the daily star. they never give you enough information to think and maybe upset your day in the day. >> well, we know women are going elsewhere for abortions. they're having those at home, so it must be another reason, right? >> yeah, maybe they're looking for new guys. yeah, it could be. well, that's the end of part one. but in a surprise move, part two follows next when we'll talk about the election, the election...
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they want rent caps. >> okay, finally, daily star, lewis, daily star, the great, the late, great hannibal lecter is a wonderful man, said donald trump. >> and this is in the daily star. and i love the daily star, basically what they say, he said. donald trump said that they when they joe biden opened they when they joe biden opened the doors and let mentally ill people into the into america and those mentally ill people are a lot like, hannibal lecter. they're eating maybe not eating. >> right. >> right. >> well, you know what it is. he's got a great sense of humour. he spoke for. he spoke for 90 minutes to 100,000 people in in new jersey. yes. that's what we're doing right now. but he's sitting there. there's a hole there. right. making about as much sense. yeah. the truth is , is that donald trump i'm not is, is that donald trump i'm not saying he's a great man, but he's a great stand up comic. and we as comedians should support him, if it weren't for joe biden, we'd be pointing out how deranged this guy's got. and yet, somehow, the one thing making him look not demented is joe biden is
they want rent caps. >> okay, finally, daily star, lewis, daily star, the great, the late, great hannibal lecter is a wonderful man, said donald trump. >> and this is in the daily star. and i love the daily star, basically what they say, he said. donald trump said that they when they joe biden opened they when they joe biden opened the doors and let mentally ill people into the into america and those mentally ill people are a lot like, hannibal lecter. they're eating maybe not...
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so the daily star has terror of the viking pussies. >> so this is, this is more science from the daily star with some boffins they reckon, reckon is a is a scientific term. of course. boffins reckon ginger tomcats invaded britain with the vikings. and their ancient ancestors are the reason why moggies are so feisty, fearless and frisky today. i mean, scandinavian women are quite aggressive, so this. this would make sense. but yeah, apparently ginger tomcats came to britain with the vikings. i wasn't aware of this because the ginger gene is the same for cats as it is for people. >> is it because they are? they tend to be quite feisty. don't they? that's that's a well, an explored trope in fiction and stage. i don't know, i mean, i think of the, there's a cat, is there? not in scotland like a wildcat. wildcat at first glance, a bit like a domestic tabby , but is actually genuinely tabby, but is actually genuinely really fearsome. yeah. >> and i think one of the problems with them is you do get a lot of, interbreeding or they can and they can get diseases and stuff off the domestic popula
so the daily star has terror of the viking pussies. >> so this is, this is more science from the daily star with some boffins they reckon, reckon is a is a scientific term. of course. boffins reckon ginger tomcats invaded britain with the vikings. and their ancient ancestors are the reason why moggies are so feisty, fearless and frisky today. i mean, scandinavian women are quite aggressive, so this. this would make sense. but yeah, apparently ginger tomcats came to britain with the...
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and finally , the daily star has finally, the daily star has very, very hungry caterpillars. go on the rampage. and those were your front pages . and let's were your front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the times. cressida, what have they got on the cover? >> they've got protection for teachers, free speech on religion, push for change after protests and death threats. so this, is a new report from lord walney, who is the government's adviser on political violence and disruption. and he's suggesting new guidance for schools. teachers will be given protection from claims of blasphemy by religious groups under proposals set out in this report , which is all well and report, which is all well and good. this is coming off the back of what happened at batley grammar school. a child scuffed a quran and then lots of parents protested, sent death threats. i believe the teachers are separate . separate. >> those are the wakefield incidents. it's been a few a few incidents. it's been a few a few incidents. so the batley grammar teacher, i believ
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and finally, the daily star. bless you labour, says hunt. and finally, the daily star . bless you fido, the daily star. bless you fido, and those were your front pages . and those were your front pages. let's make some sense of that ramble. then we kick off with the express . scott, what are the express. scott, what are they going with.7 >> well, first on the front page is a photo of the queen snatching flowers away from children who look terrified as she's making jokes about charles dying. it's quite hard to read, but anyway, there's another story about taxes will go up under labour, says hunt. the general election will be set out the key battleground for the general election will be set out today, when jeremy hunt warns of tax rises from labour, he's saying it's going to get much worse if you elect them, that they're all about taxing you, that we've been really gentle and mild, but it's going to get real brutal if you let them in office. >> so the administration that's given us the highest tax burden since the second world war, saying that things are going to get bad n
and finally, the daily star. bless you labour, says hunt. and finally, the daily star . bless you fido, the daily star. bless you fido, and those were your front pages . and those were your front pages. let's make some sense of that ramble. then we kick off with the express . scott, what are the express. scott, what are they going with.7 >> well, first on the front page is a photo of the queen snatching flowers away from children who look terrified as she's making jokes about charles...
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an and the daily star has rats. an apology and those were front pages and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, steve n allen and lewis schaffer, and we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. when simon evans will be joined by nick dixon and josh howie. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. but until then, goodbye . then, goodbye. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello. good evening. welcome to your latest gb news weather update. it's going to be another cooler day on wednesday with some very heavy and persistent rain for some of us. we do have weather warnings in force for a large swathe of the uk throughout wednesday. that's as this weather front approaches from the south and east, wrapped around an area of low pressure through this evening. so some very heavy rain to come through this evening across southeastern areas of england in particular. we could also see some thunderstorms for the first few hours of this evening across the west as well.
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what about the daily star? oh, right, the daily star, —30, yeah. and the daily star, —30, yeah. and the end of the plonkers plus the gits, the which the numpties and even the burkes. apparently some of the best words in the english language , like plonker and git language, like plonker and git are dying out because young plonkers and gits don't know what they mean. so i think some young people, the language changes all the time, doesn't it 7 changes all the time, doesn't it ? and they're afraid of using words their grandparents used in daily conversations , so they daily conversations, so they just don't use them. >> they're not afraid of saying gammon, are they? no i get accused of that. that's why i've adopted them. >> but it's just kind of an idiot that would get me. >> yeah, a plonker could be quite rude. i mean, they just bafic quite rude. i mean, they just basic ways of saying swear words on the bbc. and do you know what hasn't died out in my house? i'll get a good 15 plonkers in a week and we'll find out tonight what ofcom thinks of all of those words. but that is the fr
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yeah. >> okay, finally, let's go to the daily star lewis daily star, which is i've actually read the daily star for the first time. >> this, this just just an hour ago. i can't log on for work , ago. i can't log on for work, boss. the sun's done a huge burp. vie lakhovsky. and this is. this is what's going on in the sky. the sun is. the sun has got a huge hole in it or something. and they don't they don't know what the sun is. and i know more than they know because i know velikovsky, which is the sun . the sun is probably is the sun. the sun is probably hollow . hollow. >> the sun is probably hollow. >> the sun is probably hollow. >> brilliant. i think that sounds like a great idea. no internet for a short period of time. love it. >> yeah, and but if there's no internet for a short period of time, then lewis, might not have such mental ideas. if he can't watch these videos about the sun being hollow , i bet he's got being hollow, i bet he's got some on his hard drive. >> okay, that's the front pages looked at. join us in part two when we'll be discussing starmer's plans for border co
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and finally the daily star. about michael gove. and finally the daily star . we've beaten the the daily star. we've beaten the curse of snoring with wait for it didgeridoos. those were your front pages . right. so we're front pages. right. so we're kicking off our look into saturday's front pages . i'm saturday's front pages. i'm going to start with the mirror, steve, and they're going with quite a partisan headline now. gove quits sunak sinking ship. there's a reason it's not just partisan. there's more punnery at work in there. oh yes. so the main headline thing is that michael gove has decided to not continue the fight. he now joins. i mean, according to the article, it was 77. i think this was before andrea leadsom . yes, was before andrea leadsom. yes, he was 78, 78. maybe my panini sticker book of tories is now incredibly out of date, and i'm gonna have to start collecting it. this is what's really annoying about the general election. the sinking ship thing is, because there was an event that rishi sunak went to the titanic museum. yes, but i think if th
and finally the daily star. about michael gove. and finally the daily star . we've beaten the the daily star. we've beaten the curse of snoring with wait for it didgeridoos. those were your front pages . right. so we're front pages. right. so we're kicking off our look into saturday's front pages . i'm saturday's front pages. i'm going to start with the mirror, steve, and they're going with quite a partisan headline now. gove quits sunak sinking ship. there's a reason it's not just partisan....
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and finally, the daily star is. and finally, the daily star on sunday has strictly come darting. and that's it for tonight's show. thanks to paul and cressida and headliners is back tomorrow, 11 pm. with some other equally hilarious people. and if you're watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. but for tonight, it's good night or good morning. and god bless . or good morning. and god bless. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello there! welcome to your latest gb news weather forecast from the met office. looking ahead to tonight, most of us it should be dry and that gives us another opportunity to see the northern lights. so at the moment we have got high pressure clinging on. but that will move towards the continent as we go through the next few days, heralding a change to the weather. but before we get there, plenty of clear skies tonight away from the eastern seaboard. so yeah, an excellent opportunity to see the northern lights, especially across more northern parts of the country. and despite the clear skies, it's going
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and finally, the daily star. and now it's finally, the daily star. and now wsfime finally, the daily star. and now it's time for the better forecast, which is about weather. and they've also got a story about man city, unfortunately winning. and those were the front pages. so what are the guardian going with? >> so the guardian lead with iranian president feared dead after helicopter crash. of course a lot of guardian readers will fear that he's dead . will fear that he's dead. >> a lot of iranians are hoping that he's dead. they're already setting off fireworks , and it setting off fireworks, and it looks like something has happened to him. >> it looks like he might not be coming back. >> so the helicopter crashed in a fog covered mountainside. >> there's a search and rescue thing , meshing >> there's a search and rescue thing, meshing going on right now, but there's mixed messages coming from them. so one official said that at least one passenger and one crew member had been in contact with rescuers and other, people. so the iranian red crescent r
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the daily star, smithy in years. the daily star, smithy and nessa to wed which is something to do with gavin and stacey that none of us understood. and those were the front pages. that is it for tonight's show. thanks to jonathan and leo, headlines is back tomorrow at 11 pm. if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. but for now it's good night or good morning. and god bless. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> evening. welcome to your latest weather update . from the latest weather update. from the met office here on gb news. a mixed may day bank holiday weekend. some places having warm sunshine, but there will be a fair few showers around as well. had a real mixed picture today. cracking day in western scotland. dull and damp over the central areas, the rain here slowly edging northwards. clearer skies in the south could allow it to turn quite chilly actually. may not be far off. freezing in some rural parts of the south, whereas the cloud and the south, whereas the
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and finally, the daily star. we're going to need a bigger lilo, which was about a potential large shark in sussex. we cover all the big stories. thatis we cover all the big stories. that is all we have time for. thanks to lewis and steve, we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. with some other people, and if you're watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on . gb news. on. gb news. >> hi there! welcome to the latest weather update from the met office for gb news. heavy rain overnight in the south continuing into much of thursday. risk of thunderstorms in places but it will be much dner in places but it will be much drier further north. we've got an area of low pressure across the continent that's going to push some humid and warm air into much of the uk overnight, but on the boundary between that and the cooler air out in the atlantic , we've got this atlantic, we've got this reactivation of a frontal zone bringing some heavy rain to northern ireland
and finally, the daily star. we're going to need a bigger lilo, which was about a potential large shark in sussex. we cover all the big stories. thatis we cover all the big stories. that is all we have time for. thanks to lewis and steve, we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. with some other people, and if you're watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on . gb news. on. gb news. >> hi there! welcome to the latest...
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and finally, the daily star warning this sunny will shrink your brain. those were your front pages. brain. those were your front pages . so a brain. those were your front pages. so a refreshing brain. those were your front pages . so a refreshing lack of pages. so a refreshing lack of consensus as to what matters in britain today. yeah first up, yes, the times has a picture of putin and has the story about onune putin and has the story about online safety for young people that we're going to cover later. >> but i think the big story here is stormy daniels has been testifying in the trial of donald j. >> trump , the former and next >> trump, the former and next president of the united states of america. 4547. yeah. and she said , she said she agreed to said, she said she agreed to take the hush money deal. the $130,000 for safety. she was she says she was threatened in a car park after, after the story came out. so, you know, she she took the money for safety. and not because she likes having $130,000. i'm sure that had nothing to do with it whatsoever .
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and finally the daily star has curfew. we're going to get a heat wave. and those were front pages and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, paul cox and louis shaffer. simon evans will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with me and josh howie. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. good night and god bless. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> hello! welcome to your gb news weather update brought to you by the met office. it's going to be staying rather cloudy this evening, but for bank holiday monday, it's a case of sunny spells and showers, but hopefully a little bit more settled as we go into next week. but we have got low pressure firmly in charge, especially across southern parts of england. this is brought quite a lot of cloud and rain. that cloud and rain is going to continue to push its way south and push its way northwards, affecting southern parts of wales but generally fizzling out across a northern ireland and scotland, holding on to a lot of cloud here. still some outbreaks of sh
and finally the daily star has curfew. we're going to get a heat wave. and those were front pages and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, paul cox and louis shaffer. simon evans will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with me and josh howie. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. good night and god bless. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb news. >> hello! welcome to your gb news weather update brought to you by the met...
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nick, we have the swinger daily star. >> you know about that, right, daily star goes with third world war. not sure he even allowed to say that, but it's the irish version of third is what we're saying . and, richard deterred saying. and, richard deterred andifs saying. and, richard deterred and it's and it's north korea who is sending what's called dirty balloons with explosive bags of poo to south korea. it seems they're sort of foreign policy here is being dictated by teenage boys or the joker from batman . i'm teenage boys or the joker from batman. i'm not sure teenage boys or the joker from batman . i'm not sure they batman. i'm not sure they explode in your face with with faeces . and, south korea has faeces. and, south korea has frowned upon this. and their joint chiefs of staff are saying that it violated the international law and seriously threatened the safety of the korean people and sternly advised north korea to immediately cease such inhumane and tacky actions . they added and tacky actions. they added the tackiness as well because it's inhumane and dangerous distance th
nick, we have the swinger daily star. >> you know about that, right, daily star goes with third world war. not sure he even allowed to say that, but it's the irish version of third is what we're saying . and, richard deterred saying. and, richard deterred andifs saying. and, richard deterred and it's and it's north korea who is sending what's called dirty balloons with explosive bags of poo to south korea. it seems they're sort of foreign policy here is being dictated by teenage boys or...